January 17th, 2013

Guidogram Going Out Shortly

The Guidogram round-up of the week is going out shortly.

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21 Comments

  1. 1
    Gordon Brown says:

    I’m going out shortly.

    To Hampstead Heath.

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  2. 2
    LOL says:

    I’ve just been in the loft and found a 1979 copy of TV Times. Or, as it’s now known, the sex offenders register.

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  3. 3
    Silent Bob says:

    Fuck.

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  4. 4
    Ah! Monika 2013 +1 says:

    OMG

    Can you Imagine the fuss when they discover horse meat in Beef dog food.

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  5. 6
    Rage Against the Political Elite says:

    Country is in the Sh-t Can we have a secret democracy like Secret Police courts so we never find out how bad these C-nts have let us down?

    WTF has this country become under the lying political class. How can we tell the Chinese to have an open judicial and legal and executive system,, when our lot cant even have an open court about a few coppers shagging… and Lying to Women. Seems like the Police do a lot of lying these days? How fu-king bad is it really? And saying that the TAX payer is paying their wagest.. We cant find out what happened..

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  6. 7
    Putr1d Labour ruined my Country says:

    What about the 10 million new immigrants on their way?

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  7. 10
    Gordon Brown says:

    I’ve got gangnam style.

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  8. 12

    I hear you got four inches today…

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  9. 13
    hank the cat says:

    See the Algerian Army have killed most of the hostages

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  10. 14
    Gordon the Spaz says:

    Sarah is really into trains. She’s said she’s going to a tranny spotting event at the Guardian today.

    lets me have some peace to continue with my epic book. “how I saved the economy, the euro, the universe and everything.”

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  11. 15
    Look at me I post videos says:

    Silly bollox is back, what a daft cnut.

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  12. 17
    Spineless Dave One term flop says:

    Whit all this Algerian shit going on and dead hostages etc
    It would not be the right and proper thing to do to discuss an EU referendum

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  13. 20
    Spineless Dave One term flop says:

    Breaking News
    The speech is off !
    Cameron will NOT be going to Holland tomorrow

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  14. 21
    Spineless Dave One term flop says:

    Cameron knows exactly how bad this went wrong but he is not letting on
    both he and Alistair Burt saying the same

    “Prepare for bad news”

    and this is it , this has been on their website since dinner time , yet our media still not reporting it
    this has been going on all day and the best they can report is only 4 hostages have been rescued

    http://www.aljazeera.com/news/africa/2013/01/201311713160194432.html

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cynic says:

Can anyone help me? I went on holiday a week ago and returned to find someone has pulled out the stake and Gordon Brown is back and acting as Prime Minister. What did I miss? Has there been a snap election?


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