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How Mervyn King Lost Bank Battle War | WSJ
BBC Corporation Tax Horror Story | IEA
Sally Bercow Judgement in Full | Mr Justice Tugendhat
Commies Blame Capitalism For Terror Attack | The Commentator
Lord Black v Press Regulation | Guardian
Osborne’s Complacency | FT
DWP’s Welfare Failings | Isabel Hardman
Get Used to Coalitions | David Aaronovitch
Woolwich a Showcase in the Banality of Evil | Fraser Nelson
The Enemy Within | Max Hastings
Muslim Led Military-Style Free School Needed | Toby Young
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Ed Balls stretches credulity by claiming he isn’t ambitious…
“I would love to be part of Ed’s Labour government but what I do next for me is not an all-consuming passion. I’m more bothered, in a personal sense, about getting to grade 8 piano by the time I’m 50.”
Ned Flanders – Clegg
Lisa Simpson – Natalie Bennett
Milhouse – Hilary Benn
Martin Prince – Andy Burnham
Edna Krabappel – Luciana Berger
Crazy Cat Lady – Glenda jackson
Comic book guy – John Prescott
Carl – Chucka
Lenny – Philip Hammond
Willie – Eric joyce
Poochie – Gordon Brown
Reverend Lovejoy – Tony Blair
I’m going out shortly.
To Hampstead Heath.
Araf you mad Welsh fucker.
I’ve just been in the loft and found a 1979 copy of TV Times. Or, as it’s now known, the sex offenders register.
LoL
:L
Fuck.
OMG
Can you Imagine the fuss when they discover horse meat in Beef dog food.
Or Gypsy meat in S@lly Bercow !
They’ve now discovered vast quantities of Bullsh1t in LibDem’s manifesto.
Country is in the Sh-t Can we have a secret democracy like Secret Police courts so we never find out how bad these C-nts have let us down?
WTF has this country become under the lying political class. How can we tell the Chinese to have an open judicial and legal and executive system,, when our lot cant even have an open court about a few coppers shagging… and Lying to Women. Seems like the Police do a lot of lying these days? How fu-king bad is it really? And saying that the TAX payer is paying their wagest.. We cant find out what happened..
Sticks and stones may break my bones but you will never beat my 1050+ record for firsts!
What about the 10 million new immigrants on their way?
I’ve got gangnam style.
I hear you got four inches today…
See the Algerian Army have killed most of the hostages
Sarah is really into trains. She’s said she’s going to a tranny spotting event at the Guardian today.
lets me have some peace to continue with my epic book. “how I saved the economy, the euro, the universe and everything.”
Silly bollox is back, what a daft cnut.
Whit all this Algerian shit going on and dead hostages etc
It would not be the right and proper thing to do to discuss an EU referendum
Breaking News
The speech is off !
Cameron will NOT be going to Holland tomorrow
Cameron knows exactly how bad this went wrong but he is not letting on
both he and Alistair Burt saying the same
“Prepare for bad news”
and this is it , this has been on their website since dinner time , yet our media still not reporting it
this has been going on all day and the best they can report is only 4 hostages have been rescued
http://www.aljazeera.com/news/africa/2013/01/201311713160194432.html