January 16th, 2013

WATCH: Cameron Tantric Sex Tape Revealed

Even the Taiwanese are laughing at Dave’s Big Speech…


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  1. 1
    anonymous says:

    har har har har har har har har har

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    • 4
      Anonymous says:

      What about bring back powers on

      1) fishing

      2) farming

      3) foreign policy

      4) paying benefits to people moving from EU

      5) regulations imposed on small business

      6) free NHS to people moving from EU to UK

      7) child benefits to kids living in EU but not in UK

      8) cheaper workers moving into UK

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      • 8
        Can't use me old moniker says:

        That he’s giving the ‘speach’ outside of Britian says it all.

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        • 55
          Con artists says:

          He is weak and trechorous.

          Prosecuting him for treason would be too good.

          Send him to our friends in Iraq, Afgan, Somalia or Mali in a snatch landrover and see if they give him a house, food, legal aid, healthcare, etc etc and see how long he lives….

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          • Airey Belvoir says:

            Dave’s favorite tantric sex position: “The Plumber”. That’s when you stay in all day and nobody comes.

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      • 22
        Anonymous says:

        Or even Green energy agreements with in EU, which is pushing up cost of heating.

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      • 58
        Con artists says:

        Move along now, nothing for you plebs to worry about here…

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      • 64
        Eeyore says:

        …not to mention the idea that we have to build over our precious countryside to provide houses, schools and hospitals for the millions continuing to come into the country unchecked.

        And I thought Bliar/Brown was a disaster… Things are getting worse under CallMeDave.

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    • 11
      Anonymous says:

      Does it take Cameron 5 years to come? Why wait for 5 years to vote?

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    • 19
      Fluffy Dave says:

      Arrr yes all those things too after the next election in 2018 I promise, I really really promise…now all you have to do is vote for me then and I promise promise promise to give you all an in out referendum….

      I would do it now but you would all get confused and vote us out and then we would have to get off our chubby backsides and actually earn our pay and run the country ourselves and, and..actually make decisions about stuff….

      We really are best leaving all that stuff to the french and the Germans you kno…

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    • 54
      Fishy says:

      SHOCK:

      Miliband changes bandwagons in mid-stream.

      After he teased us with the prospect of a referendum, seemingly wanting to outpace Cameron, Miliband suddenly this week announced an about turn – even though his policy chief Cruddas says that it is something for the policy review / manifesto

      Back in September, Cruddas told the Telegraph that he remained convinced that the public would need to be given a say over the future direction of Britain’s place in Europe.

      “It’s something we will be looking at in depth in the policy review,” he (Cruddas) said. “At some stage there is going to have to be some resolution of what our relationship is here and what format that takes. It could be a referendum.’

      http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/politics/labour/9574985/Jon-Cruddas-Labour-could-offer-voters-an-EU-referendum.html

      So? What’s changed Miliband?

      Miliband? Opportunistic? You might complain about Cameron but I don’t think that there is a less credible creature in British politics

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    • 70
      swept away says:

      He really is a dykehead

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  2. 2
    Tosspot says:

    Really

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  3. 3
    God's Holy Trousers says:

    Looks like the people in Taiwan understand the issue. Shame Clogg and the rest of the bed wetters dont or wont.

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    • 5
      economissed says:

      Indeed they do .
      Taiwan ranked highly in terms of freedom of the press, health care, public education, economic freedom, and human development, everything that the UK is missing or about to lose.

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      • 16
        Vote4Ukip says:

        And let’s face it if the EU is so good (as good as Yugoslavia and the USSR were, whatever happened to them?) then why have the Asians and South Americans not clamoured to form their own version of Empire?

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        • 65
          The savant10.4 highway patrol says:

          Apparently hey have .

          It’s called. Mercosur and is also falling apart.

          What do you expect with de. Kirchener in it ….

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    • 6
      Anonymous says:

      Clegg understand the issue but wants a bigger salary and a bigger car.

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      • 59
        Con artists says:

        And a humungous pension and an enormous trough I can stick my greedy troughing snout into..

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      • 66
        The savant10.4 highway patrol says:

        Actually. Clegg would be quite happy with his current lot in life.

        It s. his dago banshee that s egging him on to world domination

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    • 23
      Taipei Watch says:

      People in Taiwan at moment seeing Ch!na and local economy go down a bit.

      They understand very well that this is primarily due to the EU.

      Ch!na would prefer to see the EU go away and the countries of Europe rebuild their economies and start importing again.

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  4. 7
    Do you want to buy some dodgy shares says:

    And the next winner in the Administration Handicap Stakes is Blockbuster. Well done and congratulations to the skillful management team.

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  5. 9
    SFG says:

    Cleggy as a crying baby lols

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  6. 12
    the smell of murdoch says:

    Sorry to go back to the helicopter but……. I have been watching Sky News and they have given the name of the dead pilot but failed to mention he works for Sky (see his Linkedin profile). Something smells here.

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    • 18
      Watcher says:

      Worked for lots of people, including the BBC for their Coast programme.

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        the smell of murdoch says:

        Obvious question. Who was the helicopter chartered to on this mornings flight? I agree that he worked for others but I would have expected a broadcaster to disclose their connection. Of course I may be overlooking the obvious – Burley Kay and Kent Boulton can never get beyond their own names….

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        • 30
          Anonymous says:

          Sorry for the personal abuse, but you really are a silly little prat.

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          • the smell of murdoch says:

            See Guidos next post; amazing how you can dig stuff out by asking obvious questions. But I guess the obvious is several steps too far for you, eh?

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        • 49
          Conspiracy Watch says:

          Valid questions – but probably not so important this time.

          Looks like the pilot was just in the wrong place at the wrong time: Serious error with question mark over crane illumination.

          A good question is if he was flying on instruments at the time, or not. Doubt very much he would have had radar or infra red to see through the mist.

          Not sure if helicopters have black box recording of cabin communications, the investigation will likely not show anything other than an accident.

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    • 34
      S Wat? says:

      FFS a charter firm/pilot works fe undreds and towzends of clients. Dickweed.

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      • 48
        the smell of murdoch says:

        Moron. On Linkedin (as you would know if you were ever employed) you list principal employers (or clients). The Sky connection was big and long established. I guess you are just another troll who adopts the Watson principle – the enemy of my enemy is my friend – instead of asking questions.

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        • 51
          Anonymous says:

          I think we all know who is the moron here.

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        • 52
          S Wat? says:

          No you list your clients that are most likely to impress other clients.

          i.e. Nick Clegg’s election campaign is definitely one not to brag about while Filming platform for BBC Coast is the DBs. Dickweed

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    • 50
      lojolondon says:

      Yes, let’s blame Murdoch for this – we can’t really blame Fatcher, now can we?

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  7. 14
    Jay says:

    I bet it really is THAT disappointing for SamCam too – well who in their right mind would even go there? She was obviously stupid or desperate or both.

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  8. 15
    Angela M. says:

    I’m bringing all our gold home just in case, when the Eurin collapses, those Americans and French try to keep it. I haven’t bothered about the UK, because we don’t have anything left there anyway. And after Brown sold your own to buy our ill fated Eurins, nor have you!

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  9. 21
    Bluto says:

    They’ve got him sussed.

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  10. 25
    Moby Dick says:

    CLEG—PMSL

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  11. 28
    Loved the video says:

    Now, celebrity death match EU special should be made and widely distributed, just so as the electorate can be properly informed.

    Keep the borders open for Trade, not people trafficking, and let everyone run their own affairs as they see fit in an environment of relatively easy trade.

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    Swearing In Ceremony!! Is it on the Telly? says:

    Court 3

    BEFORE THE HONOURABLE MR JUSTICE SWEENEY (2)

    SITTING AT 10:00 AM
    For Mention
    T20127076 HUHNE Christopher

    PRYCE Vasiliki

    Order made under Contempt of Court Act 1981

    SITTING AT 05:00 PM

    For Hearing
    U20130039 SWEARING IN CEREMONY – RECORDER JONATHAN SEELEY

    http://www.courtserve.net/courtlists/current/crown/sthwk_T130116.02.htm

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  13. 33
    Tay King-dePisse says:

    Of course, this is how he’ll look to all those watching the “Big Speech,” modeling courtesy of his lookalike, race car dr!ver Kurt Busch:

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      alexsandr says:

      deluded fools I am afraid. The EU members wont negotiate. They wont let us repatriate powers.
      (Well they might if a UK PM had a ‘leave EU referendum’ result, but never without)

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  15. 37
    Jimmy Savile says:

    I put my finger in a dyke once. Got slapped in the face.

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  16. 39
    David Camembert says:

    Have you seen my flip-flops, Samantha? OK, quick march… left, right, left, right!

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  17. 46
    DWWolds says:

    “No, he can’t make us happy. Ever since he lied about the ‘cast-iron guarantee’ I will only be happy when he has a new job.” He did not lie over the “cast iron guarantee”. He promised a referendum on Lisbon if the treaty was not signed by the time of the election. It was and it was Brown who sneaked in through the back door to sign it. And it was Labour who pretended that because it had been renamed the Lisbon Treaty instead of the Constitutional Treaty their referendum promise did not apply.

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    • 53
      lojolondon says:

      He did lie, Farage pointed it out at the time.

      Spot the weasel words –

      ‘I give you a cast iron guarantee you can watch telly later’
      vs –
      ‘I give you a cast iron guarantee you can watch telly later, as long as it makes sense at the time’ = cast-iron get out clause, in other words he was planning to renege on his promise even as he spoke the words.

      Ask any member of UKIP, and most Conservatives, we all say he lied, only people who work for Brave Dave argue that one!!

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    • 63
      cobblers says:

      weasel words – he promised a referendum. end of.

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    • 74
      Mr Quelch says:

      He will make me happy if he includes the phrase “I resign” : whether at the begining or the end of this long awaited peroration I don’t give a flying fcuk.

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  18. 57
    Mad Hattie says:

    This vid should replace the BBC News At Ten. Hilarious.

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  19. 68
    The savant10.4 highway patrol says:

    Has hewwwwn. Been. Garotted. Yet ???

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  20. 69
    five live says:

    it’s a big ask

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  21. 73
    jimbo says:

    Cameron should stop pratting about acting like a big woman, he should take us out of this Communist corrupt organisation and allow the True British people get on with what they know best, Honesty, Decency, and Hard Work, above all TRADING with all Nations successfully. Get rid of the idiot Cameron and replace him with such as David Davies and watch the Country grow and the economy grow with him. All of these left wing communistic pro EU pratt’s have a private interest in being in this corrupt organisation for example,Cameron’s in laws own thousands of acres of land which give them thousands of pounds subsidies, paid for by the tax payer for doing or producing nothing !! Do not let this corrupt organisation get way with all of the usual lies again, if the Conservative Party will not stand up for Britain by setting us free from this disgusting organisation then support Ukip.

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