January 16th, 2013

PMQs LIVE: And They’re Off!


137 Comments

  1. 1
    Steve Miliband says:

    Why the long face?

  2. 2
    Tom Watson, I'm looking at you says:

    Will Labour try and score points over this morning’s tragedy?

  3. 3
    Tesco CEO says:

    To those who say our beefburgers contained horsemeat, I say neigh!

  4. 4
    Tuscan Tony says:

    Morning peeps…

  5. 5
    Steve Miliband says:

    So many issues, so many enquiries

  6. 6
    Dick Scratcha says:

    Cluck Cluck Cameron

  7. 7
    Silent Bob says:

  8. 8
    Dick Scratcha says:

    Mandy likes choppers

  9. 9
    dickwand j clusterfuck says:

    prime minister has lots of meeting shocker.

  10. 10
    Steve Miliband says:

    Is Balls in the Chamber, or is he doing some personal banking?

  11. 11
    robbie says:

    PM blowing a bit and breathing hard during tail end of Welsh Qs- nervous?

  12. 12
    dickwand j clusterfuck says:

    bummers are deaf

  13. 13
    IT WILL BE BLEAK IN SUNDERLAND IN 2013 WITH ONLY ONE FOOD BANK AND THREE USELESS LABOUR MPS says:

    Here we go the empty tributes to the fallen.

  14. 14
    Stan Butler says:

    Sales of My Lidl Pony have soared.
    Tesco advising all purchasers of value burgers to cook them good to firm.

  15. 15
    Dick Scratcha says:

    Cam = dead horse meat

  16. 16
    Hacked Off says:

    Sam Cam, Tesco Burger, Cannibal.

  17. 17
    hank the cat says:

    Has Hattie forgotten her teeth

  18. 18
    IT WILL BE BLEAK IN SUNDERLAND IN 2013 WITH ONLY ONE FOOD BANK AND THREE USELESS LABOUR MPS says:

    Millicnut is a European nutter,in/out Dave win the next election.

  19. 19
    Murdo says:

    nice one Ed – slippery Europe questions not popular

  20. 20
    Murdo says:

    In out shake it all about

  21. 21
    Stan Butler says:

    Some softening u ready for Friday.

  22. 22
    hank the cat says:

    Rolls Royce operation of downing st, bettter than the lada of labour

  23. 23
    Dick Scratcha says:

    CMD has lost the plot. His Government is a bloody shambles. Time for the nackers yard.

  24. 24
    IT WILL BE BLEAK IN SUNDERLAND IN 2013 WITH ONLY ONE FOOD BANK AND THREE USELESS LABOUR MPS says:

    Balls looks subdued.

  25. 25
    Tay King-dePisse says:

    So, Fat Bastard, which tragedy would that be, the copter crash, or finding out your favourite brand of burger meat may be adulterated?

  26. 26
    Dick Scratcha says:

    Eh??? Lightweight like Cam talking about substance??? Cheek of the man.

  27. 27
    dickwand j clusterfuck says:

    ed milipede appears to be whizzing his tit off

  28. 28
    Dick Scratcha says:

    Sarah Teather Perrier Comedy Award for Milicock.

  29. 29
    IT WILL BE BLEAK IN SUNDERLAND IN 2013 WITH ONLY ONE FOOD BANK AND THREE USELESS LABOUR MPS says:

    In/out after the next election not in 5 years

  30. 30
    Stan Butler says:

    EU vote next year Cameron. UKIP getting stronger.

  31. 31
    IT WILL BE BLEAK IN SUNDERLAND IN 2013 WITH ONLY ONE FOOD BANK AND THREE USELESS LABOUR MPS says:

    Growth and jobs under Labour LOL

  32. 32
    Stan Butler says:

    Crap answers from Millitwat. What will Labour offer?

  33. 33
    Petulant Little Boy Watch says:

    Fed up with Ed’s voice. What a moaning Minnie.

  34. 34
    Stan Butler says:

    Labour = Traitors

  35. 35
    Dick Scratcha says:

    Cast iron Dave absolutely fucking lamentable

  36. 36
    Dick Scratcha says:

    Fuck off BerHunt!

  37. 37
    hank the cat says:

    Balls has got a massive forehead

  38. 38
    a non says:

    Good last answer from Cameron.

  39. 39
    hank the cat says:

    True

  40. 40
    IT WILL BE BLEAK IN SUNDERLAND IN 2013 WITH ONLY ONE FOOD BANK AND THREE USELESS LABOUR MPS says:

    260000k should be a lot less Lammy what a waste of space

  41. 41
    Raving Loon says:

    Heath = traitor

  42. 42
    hank the cat says:

    Another self oppointed comm leader

  43. 43
    IT WILL BE BLEAK IN SUNDERLAND IN 2013 WITH ONLY ONE FOOD BANK AND THREE USELESS LABOUR MPS says:

    Mon Cheval!

  44. 44
    cockwand j clusterfuck says:

    she auditioned for a part in the hobbit but sadly didn’t get the gig.

    also

    too many dicks so i’ve changed my name to cock. your welcome

  45. 45
    hank the cat says:

    Will the Millitwat call for a judge led inquiry into burgers

  46. 46
    Dick Scratcha says:

    FYI Berc.unt has a volume control to silence the commons when its an issue of death.

  47. 47
    hank the cat says:

    Cannot stand most of the liebour party but like kate hooey

  48. 48
    Dick Scratcha says:

    Macleod has been having too many of those £1.05 full english breakfasts

  49. 49
    Dave - balls of steel - Cameron says:

    Getting the cheeky finger from William

  50. 50
    IT WILL BE BLEAK IN SUNDERLAND IN 2013 WITH ONLY ONE FOOD BANK AND THREE USELESS LABOUR MPS says:

    Childcare! why should the tax payer pay for personal choices

  51. 51
    a non says:

    She obviously missed Dave’s earlier praise.

  52. 52
    One of the Millibands says:

    Only the plebs eat burgers.

  53. 53
    cockwand j clusterfuck says:

    The name Traitors’ Gate has been used since the early seventeenth century. Prisoners were brought by barge along the Thames, passing under London Bridge, where the heads of recently executed prisoners were displayed on pikes. Queen Anne Boleyn, Saint Sir Thomas More, Queen Catherine Howard, all entered the Tower by Traitors’ Gate.

  54. 54
    Dick Scratcha says:

    Sarah Champion – great spark plugs

  55. 55
    Steve Miliband says:

    The FSA looking into burgers now – has there been light touch regulation?

  56. 56
    Dick Scratcha says:

    I would ban double barrelled names from the commons

  57. 57
    restore the monasteries says:

    The only way this country will free itself of the clutches of europe,is a march
    on Downing St,as none of the politicals want to leave and they will continue
    to drag it on and on…I believe this probably will not happen as we have become
    a subdued people,,(hope i,m wrong)….Off to the foodbank now for a burger.

  58. 58
    hank the cat says:

    Rotheram food banks are not for UKIP supporters

  59. 59
    IT WILL BE BLEAK IN SUNDERLAND IN 2013 WITH ONLY ONE FOOD BANK AND THREE USELESS LABOUR MPS says:

    FFS Food banks no person in Britain should need to go to a food bank MP for Rotherham should ask her predecessor to pay back some of the money he stole!

  60. 60
    Steve Miliband says:

    Gordon been in?

  61. 61
    Both of the Millibands says:

    Ours were cut off when we were still babies

  62. 62
    Dick Scratcha says:

    Commie Corbyn wants to piss away your tax again

  63. 63
    IT WILL BE BLEAK IN SUNDERLAND IN 2013 WITH ONLY ONE FOOD BANK AND THREE USELESS LABOUR MPS says:

    Scrap Housing Benefit all together.

  64. 64
    a non says:

    Ring fence Tower Hamlets benefits [ The bigger the wall the better]

  65. 65
    Jimmy says:

    Is anyone going to ask Butch why his Big Important Announcement is not being made in Parliament?

  66. 66
    Dick Scratcha says:

    Theres no shortage of property – just a shortage of the money to buy them

  67. 67
    hank the cat says:

    Labour landlords shouting about housing benefits

  68. 68
    robbie says:

    6bn housing benefit subsidy for nannies in London !!- outrageous

  69. 69
    Dave - balls of steel - Cameron says:

    Dave’s keeping his powder dry for when he gives Johnny Foreigner what for tomorrow.

    He’s so fucking butch they won’t know what’s hit them.

    Makes Henry V look like Graham Norton.

  70. 70
    Weybridgeman says:

    Keith Vaz, a shrinking violet if there ever was one…..

  71. 71
    IT WILL BE BLEAK IN SUNDERLAND IN 2013 WITH ONLY ONE FOOD BANK AND THREE USELESS LABOUR MPS says:

    As a diabetic? theres hope then for an early departure oily git

  72. 72
    Dick Scratcha says:

    Vaz wants a photoshoot with Mr Cube

  73. 73
    Steve Miliband says:

    Nanny state vaz

  74. 74
    hank the cat says:

    Keith Vaz a diabetic? tomorrow it will be Aids the next day PMT

  75. 75
    Sunderland single mother says:

    But after I’ve bought my beer and fags, placed a few bets, paid the Sky Sports sub, there’s NOTHING left for feeding my little kiddies.

  76. 76
    Dave - balls of steel - Cameron says:

    Haven’t shyster landlords suffered enough?

  77. 77
    IT WILL BE BLEAK IN SUNDERLAND IN 2013 WITH ONLY ONE FOOD BANK AND THREE USELESS LABOUR MPS says:

    Fiello useless cnut!

  78. 78
    P l e b says:

    Why is Scameron going to the Netherlands to make his ‘future of EU speech’?
    Aren’t we entitled to hear it here, in the House of Commons, televised?
    Or is Cameron going to Holland to pay homage to where all this began, with the Maastricht Treaty (signed by one John Major)?

  79. 79
    hank the cat says:

    Full assistance to Kent Plod you have first get them off their arse and stop eating pies

  80. 80
    IT WILL BE BLEAK IN SUNDERLAND IN 2013 WITH ONLY ONE FOOD BANK AND THREE USELESS LABOUR MPS says:

    Annette Brooke a face for radio!

  81. 81
    cockwand j clusterfuck says:

    quite possibly related to guido- what with that grey streak

  82. 82
    Dick Scratcha says:

    Penfold

  83. 83
    hank the cat says:

    Getting ready for the Roma and park homes

  84. 84
    IT WILL BE BLEAK IN SUNDERLAND IN 2013 WITH ONLY ONE FOOD BANK AND THREE USELESS LABOUR MPS says:

    Morris was a non executive director of Sunderlan hospital did f… All except draw his cash.

  85. 85
    Weybridgeman says:

    Back to the 80’s – how wonderful. Maggie and the Chingford skinhead in charge! BLISS!

  86. 86
    P l e b says:

    Yes – ask Mitchell to pull a few strings to get the gates opened. Don’t the police owe him one here?

  87. 87
    Prezza says:

    I could eat a horse.

  88. 88
    Dick Scratcha says:

    Open primaries FFS? Cam is such a dreamboat tosser….unbelievable. Fucking aristoliberals.

  89. 89
    Andy says:

    What about the condoms, don’t you need to buy those too?

  90. 90
    FrankFisher says:

    Did Dave say he was concerned about the level of shergar in Coca Cola?

  91. 91
    IT WILL BE BLEAK IN SUNDERLAND IN 2013 WITH ONLY ONE FOOD BANK AND THREE USELESS LABOUR MPS says:

    You mean the bairns ,did your grandad always vote Labour?

  92. 92
    Weybridgeman says:

    Neigh!

  93. 93
    hank the cat says:

    Cutting off the raillink to the west country, stop inbreeding

  94. 94
    Prescott's chipolata says:

    Yes it is annoying. Has anyone else noticed that he can’t pronounce ‘wrong’? He says WORNG.

  95. 95
    Weybridgeman says:

    Subtitles please….

  96. 96
    IT WILL BE BLEAK IN SUNDERLAND IN 2013 WITH ONLY ONE FOOD BANK AND THREE USELESS LABOUR MPS says:

    SDLP leaving Europe would end the cross border scams for the Paddys

  97. 97
    ERIC PICKLES says:

    I’m into Beastiality , necrophilia and sado masochism

    Am i flogging a dead horse ?

    or is that just Tesco

  98. 98
  99. 99
    Dick Scratcha says:

    Jeremy Hunt is such an oily little arselicker. Yeuuuch

  100. 100
    hank the cat says:

    Set light to them

  101. 101
    IT WILL BE BLEAK IN SUNDERLAND IN 2013 WITH ONLY ONE FOOD BANK AND THREE USELESS LABOUR MPS says:

    Dan shit happens get over it

  102. 102
    Prescott's chipolata says:

    She’s pro hunting too. Good girl.

  103. 103
    Fistal Cliff says:

    Am I on bail? Have I been arrested? Will I be charged?

  104. 104
    TESCO PONY EXPRESS says:

    I think Little Ed won the day with his well scripted joke , about banging on about the EU

  105. 105
    Tony Soprano says:

    Ring fence Tower Hamlets full stop.

  106. 106
    Dick Scratcha says:

    This web page is jumping about like Rolf Harris’s digarideedoo.

  107. 107
    hank the cat says:

    Sarah Millican wrote his script

  108. 108
    IT WILL BE BLEAK IN SUNDERLAND IN 2013 WITH ONLY ONE FOOD BANK AND THREE USELESS LABOUR MPS says:

    PMQS another reminder of how Labour operate give a few crumbs to the eartlands and keep up to a hundred seats,the useless cnuts will never learn Rotherham,Sunderland et al et al.

  109. 109
    hank the cat says:

    Did he say debate about remploy or rentboy

  110. 110
    cockwand j clusterfuck says:

    and that folks is why this country is such a fucking shithole.

  111. 111
    sum yung gai says:

    She’s just a devil woman
    With evil on her mind
    Beware the devil woman
    She’s gonna get you…
    She’s just a devil woman
    With evil on her mind
    Beware the devil woman
    She’s gonna get you…

  112. 112
    tosser says:

    Subdued people…(i blame Tim Berners-Lee)

  113. 113
    Health person. says:

    No. Lidl, Aldi and Iceland as well apparently. Not to mention bulk unbranded ones sold for restaurant use. In some parts of the continent, horsemeat is a delicacy. Another reason to leave the EU.

  114. 114
    Anonymous says:

    Labour Blair and Brown never made one in 13 years so give it a rest

  115. 115
    TESCO PONY EXPRESS says:

    Not forgetting the French love of Snails , door mice , frogs legs etc

  116. 116
    TESCO PONY EXPRESS says:

    Next time i go into McDonalds for a happy meal , if they ask me if i want straw with it They can shove it !

  117. 117
    top lass says:

    And a fan of the Northern Ireland football team

  118. 118
    anonymous says:

    bet eric pickles doesn’t mind

  119. 119
    Richie is thick as pigshit says:

    SDLP would join the euro tomorrow

  120. 120
    anonymous says:

    its a sky pay per view exclusive

  121. 121
    Dick Milliband says:

    District 13 – Tower Hamlets

  122. 122
    Con artists says:

    Yes, a march on Parliament is what we need to show those useless trough suckling MPs addicted to the teat of the EU that we want OUT….

    We need to show the strength of public opinion… It didn’t take long to get rid of the poll tax or Maggie after a quick march to parliament sq…. (irrespective of what you think of Mags, it shows what public demonstrations can achieve….)

  123. 123
    Con artists says:

    The lying cnut Camoron doesn’t want it recorded in Hansard…

    Weak.

  124. 124
    Grimy Miner says:

    I would give most of the Commons both barrels, to be honest.

  125. 125
  126. 126
    Fistal Cliff says:

    Likes a ride.

  127. 127
    Fistal Cliff says:

    62″ plasma?

  128. 128
    Fistal Cliff says:

    …had a big H on his forehead.

  129. 129
    Anonymous says:

    Im seriously considering topping myself if Milliband ever becomes PM.

  130. 130
    Anonymous says:

    I like David Cameron, he is quite attractive.

  131. 131
    Anonymous says:

    She made a fool of herself on the world at one, saying there were thousands of helicopters flying around London every day. It turns out flights have actualy fallen dramatically over the last year !l

  132. 132
    Anonymous says:

    When are we getting the result of Bernards enquiry ?

  133. 133
  134. 134
    Anonymous says:

    Surely you are mistaking him for Ed Balls

  135. 135
    Anonymous says:

    Little Ed IS a well scripted joke !

  136. 136
    Geordieboy says:

    Probably a massive foreskin as well. He always comes across a bit cheesy.

  137. 137
    make it right says:

    I just hope that the historians in 50 years time will tell the truth about these bastards and set history right. They are traitors


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