January 16th, 2013

PMQs LIVE: And They’re Off!

Comments in the comments please…


137 Comments

  1. 1
    Steve Miliband says:

    Why the long face?

  2. 2
    Tom Watson, I'm looking at you says:

    Will Labour try and score points over this morning’s tragedy?

  3. 4
    Tuscan Tony says:

    Morning peeps…

  4. 5
    Steve Miliband says:

    So many issues, so many enquiries

  5. 6
    Dick Scratcha says:

    Cluck Cluck Cameron

  6. 7
    Silent Bob says:

  7. 8
    Dick Scratcha says:

    Mandy likes choppers

  8. 9
    dickwand j clusterfuck says:

    prime minister has lots of meeting shocker.

  9. 10
    Steve Miliband says:

    Is Balls in the Chamber, or is he doing some personal banking?

  10. 10
    robbie says:

    PM blowing a bit and breathing hard during tail end of Welsh Qs- nervous?

  11. 13
    IT WILL BE BLEAK IN SUNDERLAND IN 2013 WITH ONLY ONE FOOD BANK AND THREE USELESS LABOUR MPS says:

    Here we go the empty tributes to the fallen.

  12. 14
    Stan Butler says:

    Sales of My Lidl Pony have soared.
    Tesco advising all purchasers of value burgers to cook them good to firm.

  13. 15
    Dick Scratcha says:

    Cam = dead horse meat

  14. 16
    Hacked Off says:

    Sam Cam, Tesco Burger, Cannibal.

  15. 17
    hank the cat says:

    Has Hattie forgotten her teeth

  16. 18
    IT WILL BE BLEAK IN SUNDERLAND IN 2013 WITH ONLY ONE FOOD BANK AND THREE USELESS LABOUR MPS says:

    Millicnut is a European nutter,in/out Dave win the next election.

  17. 19
    Murdo says:

    nice one Ed – slippery Europe questions not popular

  18. 20
    Murdo says:

    In out shake it all about

  19. 21
    Stan Butler says:

    Some softening u ready for Friday.

  20. 22
    hank the cat says:

    Rolls Royce operation of downing st, bettter than the lada of labour

  21. 23
    Dick Scratcha says:

    CMD has lost the plot. His Government is a bloody shambles. Time for the nackers yard.

  22. 24
    IT WILL BE BLEAK IN SUNDERLAND IN 2013 WITH ONLY ONE FOOD BANK AND THREE USELESS LABOUR MPS says:

    Balls looks subdued.

  23. 26
    Dick Scratcha says:

    Eh??? Lightweight like Cam talking about substance??? Cheek of the man.

  24. 27
    dickwand j clusterfuck says:

    ed milipede appears to be whizzing his tit off

  25. 28
    Dick Scratcha says:

    Sarah Teather Perrier Comedy Award for Milicock.

    • 44
      cockwand j clusterfuck says:

      she auditioned for a part in the hobbit but sadly didn’t get the gig.

      also

      too many dicks so i’ve changed my name to cock. your welcome

  26. 29
    IT WILL BE BLEAK IN SUNDERLAND IN 2013 WITH ONLY ONE FOOD BANK AND THREE USELESS LABOUR MPS says:

    In/out after the next election not in 5 years

  27. 30
    Stan Butler says:

    EU vote next year Cameron. UKIP getting stronger.

  28. 31
    IT WILL BE BLEAK IN SUNDERLAND IN 2013 WITH ONLY ONE FOOD BANK AND THREE USELESS LABOUR MPS says:

    Growth and jobs under Labour LOL

  29. 32
    Stan Butler says:

    Crap answers from Millitwat. What will Labour offer?

  30. 33
    Petulant Little Boy Watch says:

    Fed up with Ed’s voice. What a moaning Minnie.

  31. 34
    Stan Butler says:

    Labour = Traitors

    • 41
      Raving Loon says:

      Heath = traitor

    • 53
      cockwand j clusterfuck says:

      The name Traitors’ Gate has been used since the early seventeenth century. Prisoners were brought by barge along the Thames, passing under London Bridge, where the heads of recently executed prisoners were displayed on pikes. Queen Anne Boleyn, Saint Sir Thomas More, Queen Catherine Howard, all entered the Tower by Traitors’ Gate.

  32. 35
    Dick Scratcha says:

    Cast iron Dave absolutely fucking lamentable

    • 69
      Dave - balls of steel - Cameron says:

      Dave’s keeping his powder dry for when he gives Johnny Foreigner what for tomorrow.

      He’s so fucking butch they won’t know what’s hit them.

      Makes Henry V look like Graham Norton.

  33. 36
    Dick Scratcha says:

    Fuck off BerHunt!

  34. 37
    hank the cat says:

    Balls has got a massive forehead

  35. 38
    a non says:

    Good last answer from Cameron.

  36. 40
    IT WILL BE BLEAK IN SUNDERLAND IN 2013 WITH ONLY ONE FOOD BANK AND THREE USELESS LABOUR MPS says:

    260000k should be a lot less Lammy what a waste of space

  37. 42
    hank the cat says:

    Another self oppointed comm leader

  38. 43
    IT WILL BE BLEAK IN SUNDERLAND IN 2013 WITH ONLY ONE FOOD BANK AND THREE USELESS LABOUR MPS says:

    Mon Cheval!

  39. 45
    hank the cat says:

    Will the Millitwat call for a judge led inquiry into burgers

  40. 46
    Dick Scratcha says:

    FYI Berc.unt has a volume control to silence the commons when its an issue of death.

  41. 47
    hank the cat says:

    Cannot stand most of the liebour party but like kate hooey

  42. 48
    Dick Scratcha says:

    Macleod has been having too many of those £1.05 full english breakfasts

  43. 50
    IT WILL BE BLEAK IN SUNDERLAND IN 2013 WITH ONLY ONE FOOD BANK AND THREE USELESS LABOUR MPS says:

    Childcare! why should the tax payer pay for personal choices

  44. 54
    Dick Scratcha says:

    Sarah Champion – great spark plugs

  45. 55
    Steve Miliband says:

    The FSA looking into burgers now – has there been light touch regulation?

  46. 56
    Dick Scratcha says:

    I would ban double barrelled names from the commons

  47. 57
    restore the monasteries says:

    The only way this country will free itself of the clutches of europe,is a march
    on Downing St,as none of the politicals want to leave and they will continue
    to drag it on and on…I believe this probably will not happen as we have become
    a subdued people,,(hope i,m wrong)….Off to the foodbank now for a burger.

    • 86
      P l e b says:

      Yes – ask Mitchell to pull a few strings to get the gates opened. Don’t the police owe him one here?

    • 112
      tosser says:

      Subdued people…(i blame Tim Berners-Lee)

    • 122
      Con artists says:

      Yes, a march on Parliament is what we need to show those useless trough suckling MPs addicted to the teat of the EU that we want OUT….

      We need to show the strength of public opinion… It didn’t take long to get rid of the poll tax or Maggie after a quick march to parliament sq…. (irrespective of what you think of Mags, it shows what public demonstrations can achieve….)

  48. 58
    hank the cat says:

    Rotheram food banks are not for UKIP supporters

  49. 59
    IT WILL BE BLEAK IN SUNDERLAND IN 2013 WITH ONLY ONE FOOD BANK AND THREE USELESS LABOUR MPS says:

    FFS Food banks no person in Britain should need to go to a food bank MP for Rotherham should ask her predecessor to pay back some of the money he stole!

    • 75
      Sunderland single mother says:

      But after I’ve bought my beer and fags, placed a few bets, paid the Sky Sports sub, there’s NOTHING left for feeding my little kiddies.

  50. 60
    Steve Miliband says:

    Gordon been in?

  51. 62
    Dick Scratcha says:

    Commie Corbyn wants to piss away your tax again

  52. 63
    IT WILL BE BLEAK IN SUNDERLAND IN 2013 WITH ONLY ONE FOOD BANK AND THREE USELESS LABOUR MPS says:

    Scrap Housing Benefit all together.

  53. 64
    a non says:

    Ring fence Tower Hamlets benefits [ The bigger the wall the better]

  54. 65
    Jimmy says:

    Is anyone going to ask Butch why his Big Important Announcement is not being made in Parliament?

  55. 66
    Dick Scratcha says:

    Theres no shortage of property – just a shortage of the money to buy them

  56. 67
    hank the cat says:

    Labour landlords shouting about housing benefits

  57. 68
    robbie says:

    6bn housing benefit subsidy for nannies in London !!- outrageous

  58. 70
    Weybridgeman says:

    Keith Vaz, a shrinking violet if there ever was one…..

  59. 71
    IT WILL BE BLEAK IN SUNDERLAND IN 2013 WITH ONLY ONE FOOD BANK AND THREE USELESS LABOUR MPS says:

    As a diabetic? theres hope then for an early departure oily git

  60. 72
    Dick Scratcha says:

    Vaz wants a photoshoot with Mr Cube

  61. 73
    Steve Miliband says:

    Nanny state vaz

  62. 74
    hank the cat says:

    Keith Vaz a diabetic? tomorrow it will be Aids the next day PMT

  63. 77
    IT WILL BE BLEAK IN SUNDERLAND IN 2013 WITH ONLY ONE FOOD BANK AND THREE USELESS LABOUR MPS says:

    Fiello useless cnut!

  64. 78
    P l e b says:

    Why is Scameron going to the Netherlands to make his ‘future of EU speech’?
    Aren’t we entitled to hear it here, in the House of Commons, televised?
    Or is Cameron going to Holland to pay homage to where all this began, with the Maastricht Treaty (signed by one John Major)?

  65. 79
    hank the cat says:

    Full assistance to Kent Plod you have first get them off their arse and stop eating pies

  66. 80
    IT WILL BE BLEAK IN SUNDERLAND IN 2013 WITH ONLY ONE FOOD BANK AND THREE USELESS LABOUR MPS says:

    Annette Brooke a face for radio!

  67. 82
    Dick Scratcha says:

    Penfold

  68. 83
    hank the cat says:

    Getting ready for the Roma and park homes

  69. 84
    IT WILL BE BLEAK IN SUNDERLAND IN 2013 WITH ONLY ONE FOOD BANK AND THREE USELESS LABOUR MPS says:

    Morris was a non executive director of Sunderlan hospital did f… All except draw his cash.

  70. 85
    Weybridgeman says:

    Back to the 80′s – how wonderful. Maggie and the Chingford skinhead in charge! BLISS!

  71. 88
    Dick Scratcha says:

    Open primaries FFS? Cam is such a dreamboat tosser….unbelievable. Fucking aristoliberals.

  72. 90
    FrankFisher says:

    Did Dave say he was concerned about the level of shergar in Coca Cola?

  73. 93
    hank the cat says:

    Cutting off the raillink to the west country, stop inbreeding

  74. 95
    Weybridgeman says:

    Subtitles please….

  75. 96
    IT WILL BE BLEAK IN SUNDERLAND IN 2013 WITH ONLY ONE FOOD BANK AND THREE USELESS LABOUR MPS says:

    SDLP leaving Europe would end the cross border scams for the Paddys

  76. 97
    ERIC PICKLES says:

    I’m into Beastiality , necrophilia and sado masochism

    Am i flogging a dead horse ?

    or is that just Tesco

    • 113
      Health person. says:

      No. Lidl, Aldi and Iceland as well apparently. Not to mention bulk unbranded ones sold for restaurant use. In some parts of the continent, horsemeat is a delicacy. Another reason to leave the EU.

  77. 99
    Dick Scratcha says:

    Jeremy Hunt is such an oily little arselicker. Yeuuuch

  78. 100
    hank the cat says:

    Set light to them

  79. 101
    IT WILL BE BLEAK IN SUNDERLAND IN 2013 WITH ONLY ONE FOOD BANK AND THREE USELESS LABOUR MPS says:

    Dan shit happens get over it

  80. 103
    Fistal Cliff says:

    Am I on bail? Have I been arrested? Will I be charged?

    • 111
      sum yung gai says:

      She’s just a devil woman
      With evil on her mind
      Beware the devil woman
      She’s gonna get you…
      She’s just a devil woman
      With evil on her mind
      Beware the devil woman
      She’s gonna get you…

  81. 104
    TESCO PONY EXPRESS says:

    I think Little Ed won the day with his well scripted joke , about banging on about the EU

  82. 106
    Dick Scratcha says:

    This web page is jumping about like Rolf Harris’s digarideedoo.

  83. 107
    hank the cat says:

    Sarah Millican wrote his script

  84. 108
    IT WILL BE BLEAK IN SUNDERLAND IN 2013 WITH ONLY ONE FOOD BANK AND THREE USELESS LABOUR MPS says:

    PMQS another reminder of how Labour operate give a few crumbs to the eartlands and keep up to a hundred seats,the useless cnuts will never learn Rotherham,Sunderland et al et al.

  85. 109
    hank the cat says:

    Did he say debate about remploy or rentboy

  86. 110
    cockwand j clusterfuck says:

    and that folks is why this country is such a fucking shithole.

  87. 116
    TESCO PONY EXPRESS says:

    Next time i go into McDonalds for a happy meal , if they ask me if i want straw with it They can shove it !

  88. 125
  89. 137
    make it right says:

    I just hope that the historians in 50 years time will tell the truth about these bastards and set history right. They are traitors


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A confused Nick Griffin says Nigel Farage is a shill for the City, forgetting that City banks want to stay in the EU:

“Farage is a snake oil salesman, but a very good one. His supposed anti-immigration stance is all smoke and mirrors, as is his carefully cultivated image as a ‘man of the people’. The truth is that UKIP is a pro-immigration party that exists to lobby for the interests of the City of London.”



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It’s money innit.


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