PMQs LIVE: And They’re Off!
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Ed Balls stretches credulity by claiming he isn’t ambitious…
“I would love to be part of Ed’s Labour government but what I do next for me is not an all-consuming passion. I’m more bothered, in a personal sense, about getting to grade 8 piano by the time I’m 50.”
Bill Quango MP says:
Ned Flanders – Clegg
Lisa Simpson – Natalie Bennett
Milhouse – Hilary Benn
Martin Prince – Andy Burnham
Edna Krabappel – Luciana Berger
Crazy Cat Lady – Glenda jackson
Comic book guy – John Prescott
Carl – Chucka
Lenny – Philip Hammond
Willie – Eric joyce
Poochie – Gordon Brown
Reverend Lovejoy – Tony Blair
Why the long face?
To those who say our beefburgers contained horsemeat, I say neigh!
I could eat a horse.
Will Labour try and score points over this morning’s tragedy?
So, Fat Bastard, which tragedy would that be, the copter crash, or finding out your favourite brand of burger meat may be adulterated?
Only the plebs eat burgers.
Morning peeps…
So many issues, so many enquiries
Cluck Cluck Cameron
bummers are deaf
Mandy likes choppers
prime minister has lots of meeting shocker.
Is Balls in the Chamber, or is he doing some personal banking?
PM blowing a bit and breathing hard during tail end of Welsh Qs- nervous?
Getting the cheeky finger from William
Here we go the empty tributes to the fallen.
Sales of My Lidl Pony have soared.
Tesco advising all purchasers of value burgers to cook them good to firm.
bet eric pickles doesn’t mind
Cam = dead horse meat
Sam Cam, Tesco Burger, Cannibal.
Likes a ride.
Has Hattie forgotten her teeth
Millicnut is a European nutter,in/out Dave win the next election.
nice one Ed – slippery Europe questions not popular
In out shake it all about
Some softening u ready for Friday.
Rolls Royce operation of downing st, bettter than the lada of labour
CMD has lost the plot. His Government is a bloody shambles. Time for the nackers yard.
Balls looks subdued.
Eh??? Lightweight like Cam talking about substance??? Cheek of the man.
ed milipede appears to be whizzing his tit off
Sarah Teather Perrier Comedy Award for Milicock.
she auditioned for a part in the hobbit but sadly didn’t get the gig.
also
too many dicks so i’ve changed my name to cock. your welcome
In/out after the next election not in 5 years
EU vote next year Cameron. UKIP getting stronger.
Growth and jobs under Labour LOL
Crap answers from Millitwat. What will Labour offer?
Fed up with Ed’s voice. What a moaning Minnie.
Yes it is annoying. Has anyone else noticed that he can’t pronounce ‘wrong’? He says WORNG.
Im seriously considering topping myself if Milliband ever becomes PM.
Labour = Traitors
Heath = traitor
The name Traitors’ Gate has been used since the early seventeenth century. Prisoners were brought by barge along the Thames, passing under London Bridge, where the heads of recently executed prisoners were displayed on pikes. Queen Anne Boleyn, Saint Sir Thomas More, Queen Catherine Howard, all entered the Tower by Traitors’ Gate.
Cast iron Dave absolutely fucking lamentable
Dave’s keeping his powder dry for when he gives Johnny Foreigner what for tomorrow.
He’s so fucking butch they won’t know what’s hit them.
Makes Henry V look like Graham Norton.
I like David Cameron, he is quite attractive.
Fuck off BerHunt!
Balls has got a massive forehead
Ours were cut off when we were still babies
Probably a massive foreskin as well. He always comes across a bit cheesy.
Good last answer from Cameron.
True
260000k should be a lot less Lammy what a waste of space
Another self oppointed comm leader
Mon Cheval!
Will the Millitwat call for a judge led inquiry into burgers
FYI Berc.unt has a volume control to silence the commons when its an issue of death.
Cannot stand most of the liebour party but like kate hooey
She obviously missed Dave’s earlier praise.
She’s pro hunting too. Good girl.
And a fan of the Northern Ireland football team
She made a fool of herself on the world at one, saying there were thousands of helicopters flying around London every day. It turns out flights have actualy fallen dramatically over the last year !l
Macleod has been having too many of those £1.05 full english breakfasts
Childcare! why should the tax payer pay for personal choices
Sarah Champion – great spark plugs
quite possibly related to guido- what with that grey streak
The FSA looking into burgers now – has there been light touch regulation?
I would ban double barrelled names from the commons
I would give most of the Commons both barrels, to be honest.
The only way this country will free itself of the clutches of europe,is a march
on Downing St,as none of the politicals want to leave and they will continue
to drag it on and on…I believe this probably will not happen as we have become
a subdued people,,(hope i,m wrong)….Off to the foodbank now for a burger.
Yes – ask Mitchell to pull a few strings to get the gates opened. Don’t the police owe him one here?
When are we getting the result of Bernards enquiry ?
Subdued people…(i blame Tim Berners-Lee)
Yes, a march on Parliament is what we need to show those useless trough suckling MPs addicted to the teat of the EU that we want OUT….
We need to show the strength of public opinion… It didn’t take long to get rid of the poll tax or Maggie after a quick march to parliament sq…. (irrespective of what you think of Mags, it shows what public demonstrations can achieve….)
Rotheram food banks are not for UKIP supporters
FFS Food banks no person in Britain should need to go to a food bank MP for Rotherham should ask her predecessor to pay back some of the money he stole!
But after I’ve bought my beer and fags, placed a few bets, paid the Sky Sports sub, there’s NOTHING left for feeding my little kiddies.
What about the condoms, don’t you need to buy those too?
You mean the bairns ,did your grandad always vote Labour?
62″ plasma?
Gordon been in?
…had a big H on his forehead.
Commie Corbyn wants to piss away your tax again
Scrap Housing Benefit all together.
Haven’t shyster landlords suffered enough?
Ring fence Tower Hamlets benefits [ The bigger the wall the better]
Ring fence Tower Hamlets full stop.
District 13 – Tower Hamlets
Is anyone going to ask Butch why his Big Important Announcement is not being made in Parliament?
Labour Blair and Brown never made one in 13 years so give it a rest
Theres no shortage of property – just a shortage of the money to buy them
Labour landlords shouting about housing benefits
6bn housing benefit subsidy for nannies in London !!- outrageous
Keith Vaz, a shrinking violet if there ever was one…..
As a diabetic? theres hope then for an early departure oily git
Vaz wants a photoshoot with Mr Cube
Nanny state vaz
Keith Vaz a diabetic? tomorrow it will be Aids the next day PMT
Fiello useless cnut!
Why is Scameron going to the Netherlands to make his ‘future of EU speech’?
Aren’t we entitled to hear it here, in the House of Commons, televised?
Or is Cameron going to Holland to pay homage to where all this began, with the Maastricht Treaty (signed by one John Major)?
its a sky pay per view exclusive
The lying cnut Camoron doesn’t want it recorded in Hansard…
Weak.
Full assistance to Kent Plod you have first get them off their arse and stop eating pies
Annette Brooke a face for radio!
Penfold
Getting ready for the Roma and park homes
Morris was a non executive director of Sunderlan hospital did f… All except draw his cash.
Back to the 80′s – how wonderful. Maggie and the Chingford skinhead in charge! BLISS!
Happy days !
Open primaries FFS? Cam is such a dreamboat tosser….unbelievable. Fucking aristoliberals.
Did Dave say he was concerned about the level of shergar in Coca Cola?
Neigh!
Cutting off the raillink to the west country, stop inbreeding
Subtitles please….
SDLP leaving Europe would end the cross border scams for the Paddys
SDLP would join the euro tomorrow
I’m into Beastiality , necrophilia and sado masochism
Am i flogging a dead horse ?
or is that just Tesco
No. Lidl, Aldi and Iceland as well apparently. Not to mention bulk unbranded ones sold for restaurant use. In some parts of the continent, horsemeat is a delicacy. Another reason to leave the EU.
Not forgetting the French love of Snails , door mice , frogs legs etc
Jeremy Hunt is such an oily little arselicker. Yeuuuch
Surely you are mistaking him for Ed Balls
Set light to them
Dan shit happens get over it
Am I on bail? Have I been arrested? Will I be charged?
She’s just a devil woman
With evil on her mind
Beware the devil woman
She’s gonna get you…
She’s just a devil woman
With evil on her mind
Beware the devil woman
She’s gonna get you…
I think Little Ed won the day with his well scripted joke , about banging on about the EU
Little Ed IS a well scripted joke !
This web page is jumping about like Rolf Harris’s digarideedoo.
Sarah Millican wrote his script
PMQS another reminder of how Labour operate give a few crumbs to the eartlands and keep up to a hundred seats,the useless cnuts will never learn Rotherham,Sunderland et al et al.
Did he say debate about remploy or rentboy
and that folks is why this country is such a fucking shithole.
Next time i go into McDonalds for a happy meal , if they ask me if i want straw with it They can shove it !
http://www.eufreshstart.org/
I just hope that the historians in 50 years time will tell the truth about these bastards and set history right. They are traitors