January 16th, 2013

Exclusive: Crashed Helicopter Chartered by Sir David Tang


  1. 1
    Perse O'Nally says:

    It was ‘chartered’ not charted.

  2. 2
    Perse O'Nally says:

    Sub-Editor been busy then?

  3. 3
    Maqboul says:

    Woh like a chartered surveyor?

  4. 4
    on the pulse says:

    Cutting edge right wing politics comment and rumours and conspiracy. Yeah.

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    Anonymous says:

    Obviously a tailor who specialises in the crumpled look.

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    the smell of murdoch says:

    Nice to see Guido responding to posts to get the facts faster than Sky.

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    Silent Bob says:

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    Anonymous says:


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    Nobby says:

    Actually two. If you must be so outraged at lest be factual

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    300 people are killed on the roads annually and nobody gives a fuck. One aircraft crashes and... says:


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    Nobby says:

    Clearly there was sum ting wong with the helicopter

  12. 12
    300 people are killed on the roads annually and nobody gives a fuck. One aircraft crashes and... says:

    Fuck it. 3000.

  13. 13
    Tuscan Tony says:

    3,000 shurely.

  14. 14
    Anonymous says:

    New here?

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    You righties are so compassionate says:

    Is Thatcher dead yet?

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    Oscar Wilde says:

    To lose one life may be regarded as a misfortune; to lose both looks like carelessness.

  17. 17
    Ah-So says:

    There was a nasty nip in the air…

  18. 18
    Anonymous says:

    I’m going to remake the Spartan film, but this time it will be called 30.

  19. 19
    Casual Observer says:

    And don’t forget about the insurance costs…

  20. 20
    Dick Milliband says:

    saves on the budget…oh, perhaps you could make a film about MPs, call it 6 and a half fuckwits

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    Gweilo says:

    Shanghai Tang London’s favourite Chinaman. Oilier than Vaz but much richer.

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    fruitcake says:

    Succinctly put sir

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    You righties are so compassionate says:

    I’ll be making jokes when Thatch dies! Just forewarning you, so you don’t whine about how “sick” the jokes are, given the tendency to mock any death on these boards.

  24. 24
    Quiet Bat Person says:

    WTF is a ‘socialite’? Seriously. A ‘society’ figure? A member of the elitist group of people who are seriously up themselves then?

  25. 25
    Cigar Watch says:

    Think Habana ?

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    Mary Whitehouse says:

    Leaves a nasty tang in the mouth

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    Shut up you whiney bitch says:

    No one has singled out a dead person have they. What you want to do is completely different

  29. 29
    Mary Whitehouse says:

    I’ll get me coat , I’m off for a Shergar burger

  30. 30

    Chartered Compliance Officer?

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    Dick Milliband says:

    Where are all these righties then, you have an obsession that GF and therefore all the windowlickers, are “righties”. Are you Owen Jones (Dr/Mrs/Ms) perchance?

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    Son of Mary Whitehouse says:

    No mummy, too much shergar in your diet is fattening.

  33. 33
    Rat's arse says:

    Hi SB. How well you hit the nail on the head. Well said Sir! :)

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    Carlos Slim says:

    Tang can’t be that rich then, or he’d own a helicopter, not just Charter it!

  35. 35
    Fishy says:

    Anonymouse. I would refer you to Rod Liddle’s quote of the day.

  36. 36
    Fishy says:

    Labour kills 1200 people in one hospital and Miliband doesn’t give a fuck….and he goes and make one of those responsible his health spokesman

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    You righties are so compassionate says:

    Is Thatch dead yet?

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    Warren Buffett says:

    Not true. Unless you have it continually in the air, it’s far more cost effective to share with others by chartering as required.

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    Anonymous says:

    But he hasn’t picked up this morning’s post pointing out that the coordinates in the NOTAM (Notice to Airmen) about the crane appear to give a position well inland at the Oval

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    Chucky Ummmunnnaa says:

    I’m off for a Berger.

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    PK says:

    That Lady Thatcher has survived to the ripe old age of 87 and a bit makes me smile every day, because it pisses people like you off. Death will come to us all, and when it happens to her I’ll mourn her passing as a truly great Briton. It’s a shame that politicians of today are not more like her..

  42. 42
    Vote UKIP says:

    No but Ed Miliband is from the neck up.

  43. 43
    The savant10.4 highway patrol says:


    I suggest you are getting a little too gabby in your. Mature years. .

    Quality is always better than quantity .

    Limit the verbals please. Or you will lose inflUence. Thank you.

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    The savant10.4 highway patrol says:

    Non. Story her surely .

    Tjhe fact the tragic helicopter was journeying to pick up shanghai. Tang is purely academic .

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    Owen Jonesy the 'orrible little gay. says:

    I’m off to be bu ggered.

  46. 46
    Anonymous says:

    The story is also completely fictional.

  47. 47
    Fitbad the Tailor says:

    How rude.

  48. 48
    Anonymous says:

    keep the p….le..bs
    b…ee.s.s…………ie. beeeeesy.

  49. 49

    What the fuck is a “Sir David Chang “? I didn’t know China had royalty

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    Chriselee says:

    Thats paint I think.

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    Gweilo says:

    Sir David Tang – he bought it from Cons Party

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    Anonymous says:

    FFS ! the pilot and another person is dead.

  53. 53
    Anonymous says:

    No and unfortunately neither are Gordon and Tony, its a bitch isnt it !

  54. 54
    Anonymous says:

    I presume you mean that half wit Burnham.Hes dead aginst sugar puffs at the moment, what a hero !

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    Anonymous says:

    Ill make jokes when Gordon and Tony go, so we are even stevens !

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    PC49½ says:

    Tangs a lot. Ah so!

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    Justine says:

    From the neck of femur up.

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    Jimmy says:

    No, because righties aren’t funny. Not intentionally anyway.

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    Fact check dept. says:

    The Notam covers an area of radius 1 nautical mile of the co ordinates given. The map of Notams also appears to locate the centre almost exactly at the actual location of the crane on Nine Elms Lane. Please don’t make an issue if there is none.

  61. 61

    If any of you have ever seen David Tang’s handwriting, no wonder the poor pilot wasn’t sure where he was going.

  62. 62

    If it was charted, it might not have hit the crane

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    Anonymous says:

    swearing won’t help

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    Time says:

    Well said – 8illy Kebab was told this by Guido some time ago – see the red text at http://order-order.com/2011/02/09/comment-of-the-day/#comments

    shame he seems to have ignored it

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    Juan Ronnie says:

    So, it’s goodnight from me.

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    Anonymous says:


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    Mike Hunt says:

    He’s rich by not wasting money needlessly (note to governments)

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