Exclusive: Crashed Helicopter Chartered by Sir David Tang

Peter Barnes, the dead helicopter pilot, was en route to pick up businessman and socialite Sir David Tang when his helicopter crashed this morning.

Peter Barnes, the dead helicopter pilot, was en route to pick up businessman and socialite Sir David Tang when his helicopter crashed this morning.

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Ai Weiwei in China fighting the taxman…
“Under totalitarian rule, no one is protected by law. We will all be the same helpless victims. When a country insists on its lies, it’s time for an artist to bring forth change.”

Google-eyed-Dave




It was ‘chartered’ not charted.
Woh like a chartered surveyor?
Chartered Compliance Officer?
If any of you have ever seen David Tang’s handwriting, no wonder the poor pilot wasn’t sure where he was going.
If it was charted, it might not have hit the crane
FFS ! the pilot and another person is dead.
swearing won’t help
Sub-Editor been busy then?
Cutting edge right wing politics comment and rumours and conspiracy. Yeah.
Obviously a tailor who specialises in the crumpled look.
How rude.
Nice to see Guido responding to posts to get the facts faster than Sky.
But he hasn’t picked up this morning’s post pointing out that the coordinates in the NOTAM (Notice to Airmen) about the crane appear to give a position well inland at the Oval
The Notam covers an area of radius 1 nautical mile of the co ordinates given. The map of Notams also appears to locate the centre almost exactly at the actual location of the crane on Nine Elms Lane. Please don’t make an issue if there is none.
Succinctly put sir
Hi SB. How well you hit the nail on the head. Well said Sir!
Silent
I suggest you are getting a little too gabby in your. Mature years. .
Quality is always better than quantity .
Limit the verbals please. Or you will lose inflUence. Thank you.
Well said – 8illy Kebab was told this by Guido some time ago – see the red text at http://order-order.com/2011/02/09/comment-of-the-day/#comments
shame he seems to have ignored it
+10000
GODSAKE SHOW SOME RESPECT YOU FOOLS A PERSON HAS LOST HIS LIFE
Actually two. If you must be so outraged at lest be factual
And?
3,000 shurely.
New here?
To lose one life may be regarded as a misfortune; to lose both looks like carelessness.
And don’t forget about the insurance costs…
Anonymouse. I would refer you to Rod Liddle’s quote of the day.
Clearly there was sum ting wong with the helicopter
Is Thatcher dead yet?
No and unfortunately neither are Gordon and Tony, its a bitch isnt it !
There was a nasty nip in the air…
Fuck it. 3000.
I’m going to remake the Spartan film, but this time it will be called 30.
saves on the budget…oh, perhaps you could make a film about MPs, call it 6 and a half fuckwits
Labour kills 1200 people in one hospital and Miliband doesn’t give a fuck….and he goes and make one of those responsible his health spokesman
I presume you mean that half wit Burnham.Hes dead aginst sugar puffs at the moment, what a hero !
Shanghai Tang London’s favourite Chinaman. Oilier than Vaz but much richer.
Think Habana ?
I’ll be making jokes when Thatch dies! Just forewarning you, so you don’t whine about how “sick” the jokes are, given the tendency to mock any death on these boards.
No one has singled out a dead person have they. What you want to do is completely different
Where are all these righties then, you have an obsession that GF and therefore all the windowlickers, are “righties”. Are you Owen Jones (Dr/Mrs/Ms) perchance?
Is Thatch dead yet?
That Lady Thatcher has survived to the ripe old age of 87 and a bit makes me smile every day, because it pisses people like you off. Death will come to us all, and when it happens to her I’ll mourn her passing as a truly great Briton. It’s a shame that politicians of today are not more like her..
x100
No but Ed Miliband is from the neck up.
From the neck of femur up.
Ill make jokes when Gordon and Tony go, so we are even stevens !
No, because righties aren’t funny. Not intentionally anyway.
WTF is a ‘socialite’? Seriously. A ‘society’ figure? A member of the elitist group of people who are seriously up themselves then?
Bourgeoisie
Leaves a nasty tang in the mouth
I’ll get me coat , I’m off for a Shergar burger
No mummy, too much shergar in your diet is fattening.
I’m off for a Berger.
I’m off to be bu ggered.
Thats paint I think.
Tang can’t be that rich then, or he’d own a helicopter, not just Charter it!
Not true. Unless you have it continually in the air, it’s far more cost effective to share with others by chartering as required.
He’s rich by not wasting money needlessly (note to governments)
Non. Story her surely .
Tjhe fact the tragic helicopter was journeying to pick up shanghai. Tang is purely academic .
keep the p….le..bs
b…ee.s.s…………ie. beeeeesy.
The story is also completely fictional.
What the fuck is a “Sir David Chang “? I didn’t know China had royalty
Sir David Tang – he bought it from Cons Party
Tangs a lot. Ah so!
So, it’s goodnight from me.