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Andrew Pierce on Ed Balls…
“Porky Shadow Chancellor Ed Balls sweet-talked guests at a fund-raising dinner by saying if he wasn’t a politician, he would be a chef. That’s not surprising, since he was accused of cooking the Treasury books when he was Gordon Brown’s boot boy.”
UKIP Official Policy Dept says:
Bloody foreigners, coming over here taking all our twitter followers
Hansard recruiters need to pick from a more diverse pool or buy a stock of hearing aids.
I am offended and demand compensation
If Scotland goes independent budget deficit will go down for for the rest of us.
Building the wall to keep the starving inside New Darien will be expensive, but probably worth it..
They will still come south over the border to r@pe our livestock though
Plodinski bilders.. we do it cheep
Build away chaps.
We’ve got the water. And the space.
The south-east of England has less water per head than the sub-Sahara. You can try drinking your London weighting allowance if you like. We’ll even let you keep the EUskis, the Somalis, the jihadis and all the other culturally enriching denizens that currently reside in London too.
It might mean a lower standard of living for us, especially for the urban underclass, but let’s face it, most of them carry enough fat to get them through a couple of tough winters. We’ll make it.
So get building.
Listening to Smart Alec on this morning’s Toady Programme it seemed as if Sarah was fighting her corner very well.
Then she spoilt it by quoting Labour comments as they do every day.
Finally, after the dust had settled, their final farewells to each other clearly conveyed the fact that “the spat” was all orchestrated.
However to most listeners Smart Alec would have lost the argument.
Obviously he has the same false pride at Tony Blair and will never admit a mistake or apologise.
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2262723/Gang-men-groomed-vulnerable-Oxford-girls-young-11-sex-beating-meat-cleavers-baseball-bats.html
Nothing racist here…. Move along and let these people intergrate into our culture
It’s their culture, leave them alone. On the other hand, isn’t it depraved how that DLT ‘jiggled a woman’s breats’?
Racist !
What are “Feartigs”?
It’s ‘Fearties’ (cf. the ‘g’ in ‘frightened’). He appears to have been taking calligraphy lessons from GB.
Years from now writing historians in the year 3012 will look at GB’s mad scrawls and conclude he was a serial killer and probably deranged.
We already know he was a serial destroyer of wealth.
What’s with the probably and why we would we have to wait until then to get a verdict on his mental state.
He is seriously deranged!
Or that he had a series of strokes and it was covered up.
They should have left it as “big fairies”
Why can i hear the annoying adverts on your front page when I have clicked the mute button? Is this some cheap scam to get me to keep clicking your adverts? Very shabby
It is called tinnitus. Now ‘hear’ is a free pen
and “hear” not is a free bus pass
You are not alone.
Are we related?
Aaa-haaa-aahaa-aaa-ha!
tap,tap,tappity,tap
am I on yet?
You’re certainly on something.
Nurse – they’re pretending to be me again. Look; I’ve done ploppy.
The term is ‘Feardies’ those who are afraid.Whoever wrote the missive,not
much good at spelling or translation.
youse lookin’ at a face full of heid, pal.
Ca’ ya mammy sew?
Did someone call for a big fartie?
No. Now go back and finish off your thirty-four bags of crisps.
Light ‘em up.
Makes about much sense as Balls at the HoC
As No1 fairy in the HoC I object no one is taking my title
Och ai, yer prucks!
Shocking that neither the reporter or MP seem to have progressed beyond holding a pen in their fist ..what is happening in our schols?
schools?
Skoolz?
I was in a big school.
Fawk you, asshawl!
Think you mean the creche for <18 year olds so both parents work.
Andrew Neil @afneil
As temperatures plummet so does contribution of wind to electricity generation — down to 2% this morning.
20 years from now all those ugly wind farms will be derelict and rusting – an even bigger blot on our landscape.
You are right.
No they won’t,we can hang a Libdim politician from every turbine blade and watch them slowly turn in the wind.
Ah Monica -Life’s a breeze.
Nell- Scene and not herd.
Have I mentioned that I have a nice little earner?
Not to mention all the years of free advertising on Radio 2 (morning show hosted by comedian Tim Vines brother) before selling said website for 90 sommat million….. Took a few days and no doubt a few raised eyebrows before a decent amount of that was apparently donated to chah-rity mate (anyone know which?)
The Great Fife Feartie himself.
A reply but not as we know it, Jim
Concise but a tad on the side of slim
Perhaps you might kindly elucidate
Did you let Gordon ghost it for you, mate?
Now then, now then.
why didn’t he just call them Gordons?
Sch…………….
The usual shite and spite from the Labour Party then?
Sheridans handwriting is apalling must have been educated at Ruskin College!
Jus lyke yor spelin thenn?
Righties, I have a serious question for you. I personally have no problem being friends with someone who’s conservative, whether small or capital C. But I want to know if any of you are prepared to be friends with people who are your political antithesis?
I don’t like thugs, cheats, liars and fraudsters, so no.
Wrongy.
Full regard for Socialists usually occurs as I stand at their graveside.
Are you anti LibDem ? I’ll add your name to my list.
Can’t stand that Clegg pwick . PWICK .
Sounds like they are Feartig = They sound as if they are in their mid forties. (Referring to order-order chaps I imagine.)
Sent from my iPig
Crivvens and help ma boab. Whatever that means.
One hopes that @GuidoFawkes will increase his Twitter profile and reduce his body profile to close in on @zerohedge in a classic pincer movement.
Sent from my iPig
It would be nice if one of these Scottish Labour types could be recorded saying “sorry” for the damage they have caused the nation, especially the sinister Gordon Brown
Graphologist’s report on the above image says:
You are negative, fearful, resistant, doubtful, and/or selfish.
You are a talkative person, maybe even a busybody!
Might as well be speaking in tongues
“Oor Wullie! Your Wullie! A’body’s Wullie!”
Sooner the jocks piss off the better
Oh yes. That is really really “urgent”.
Looks like this geez could do with some handwriting lessons. First order for MP’s learn to spika inglish.
The Scotch Pudding will be unamused as he plots North Britain’s faux liberty …
Why can’t the Scotch twats just speak proper English?
Every country with English as the main language manages to speak proper English so why can’t the benefit scrounging, drug addled, alcoholic, soap dodging, deep fried morbidly obese Scotch?
I hope they get independence then can sink into oblivion in a sea of piss and filthy cooking oil.