January 15th, 2013

Hansard to Scottish Labour MP: Subtitles Please


  1. 1
    Anonymous says:

    Hansard recruiters need to pick from a more diverse pool or buy a stock of hearing aids.

    • 5
      Big Fairy says:

      I am offended and demand compensation

    • 11
      Anonymous says:

      If Scotland goes independent budget deficit will go down for for the rest of us.

      • 28
        CarryHole is a Dismal Hunt says:

        Building the wall to keep the starving inside New Darien will be expensive, but probably worth it..

      • 31
        Likkle Englunder says:

        They will still come south over the border to r@pe our livestock though

        • 39
          Cash pleez says:

          Plodinski bilders.. we do it cheep

          • Build away chaps.

            We’ve got the water. And the space.

            The south-east of England has less water per head than the sub-Sahara. You can try drinking your London weighting allowance if you like. We’ll even let you keep the EUskis, the Somalis, the jihadis and all the other culturally enriching denizens that currently reside in London too.

            It might mean a lower standard of living for us, especially for the urban underclass, but let’s face it, most of them carry enough fat to get them through a couple of tough winters. We’ll make it.

            So get building.

      • 78
        Pundit too too says:

        Listening to Smart Alec on this morning’s Toady Programme it seemed as if Sarah was fighting her corner very well.
        Then she spoilt it by quoting Labour comments as they do every day.
        Finally, after the dust had settled, their final farewells to each other clearly conveyed the fact that “the spat” was all orchestrated.
        However to most listeners Smart Alec would have lost the argument.
        Obviously he has the same false pride at Tony Blair and will never admit a mistake or apologise.

    • 33
      • 41
        diversity awarness says:

        It’s their culture, leave them alone. On the other hand, isn’t it depraved how that DLT ‘jiggled a woman’s breats’?

  2. 2
    Gordon Brown says:

    Racist !

  3. 3
    Raving Loon says:

    What are “Feartigs”?

    • 16
      Mad Jock McSporran says:

      It’s ‘Fearties’ (cf. the ‘g’ in ‘frightened’). He appears to have been taking calligraphy lessons from GB.

      • 21
        Raving Loon says:

        Years from now writing historians in the year 3012 will look at GB’s mad scrawls and conclude he was a serial killer and probably deranged.

  4. 4
    Guy Martin to win TT2013 says:

    They should have left it as “big fairies”

  5. 6
    Mr Jingles says:

    Why can i hear the annoying adverts on your front page when I have clicked the mute button? Is this some cheap scam to get me to keep clicking your adverts? Very shabby

  6. 7
    Gordon Brown says:

    am I on yet?

  7. 9
    The Boss says:

    The term is ‘Feardies’ those who are afraid.Whoever wrote the missive,not
    much good at spelling or translation.

  8. 10
    Erica Joyce says:

    youse lookin’ at a face full of heid, pal.

  9. 12
    John Prescott says:

    Did someone call for a big fartie?

  10. 13
    hank the cat says:

    Makes about much sense as Balls at the HoC

  11. 15
    Cristobel Bryant says:

    As No1 fairy in the HoC I object no one is taking my title

  12. 17
    Lord Lupin says:

    Och ai, yer prucks!

  13. 18
    The House is full of 'em says:

  14. 19
    Pedant General says:

    Shocking that neither the reporter or MP seem to have progressed beyond holding a pen in their fist ..what is happening in our schols?

  15. 22
    Ah! Monika 2013 +1 says:

    Andrew Neil ‏@afneil
    As temperatures plummet so does contribution of wind to electricity generation — down to 2% this morning.

  16. 23
    Buy Offline says:
    • 73
      Anonymous says:

      Not to mention all the years of free advertising on Radio 2 (morning show hosted by comedian Tim Vines brother) before selling said website for 90 sommat million….. Took a few days and no doubt a few raised eyebrows before a decent amount of that was apparently donated to chah-rity mate (anyone know which?)

  17. 26
    The old ones are the best says:

  18. 29
    albacore says:

    A reply but not as we know it, Jim
    Concise but a tad on the side of slim
    Perhaps you might kindly elucidate
    Did you let Gordon ghost it for you, mate?

  19. 32
    Toby G says:

    why didn’t he just call them Gordons?

  20. 34
    Anonymous says:

    The usual shite and spite from the Labour Party then?

  21. 45

    Sheridans handwriting is apalling must have been educated at Ruskin College!

  22. 47
    Left and Right says:

    Righties, I have a serious question for you. I personally have no problem being friends with someone who’s conservative, whether small or capital C. But I want to know if any of you are prepared to be friends with people who are your political antithesis?

  23. 50

    Sounds like they are Feartig = They sound as if they are in their mid forties. (Referring to order-order chaps I imagine.)

    Sent from my iPig

  24. 58
    Albert Hall says:

    Crivvens and help ma boab. Whatever that means.

  25. 59

    One hopes that @GuidoFawkes will increase his Twitter profile and reduce his body profile to close in on @zerohedge in a classic pincer movement.

    Sent from my iPig

  26. 60
    Living Life in the Faslane says:

    It would be nice if one of these Scottish Labour types could be recorded saying “sorry” for the damage they have caused the nation, especially the sinister Gordon Brown

  27. 63

    Graphologist’s report on the above image says:

    You are negative, fearful, resistant, doubtful, and/or selfish.
    You are a talkative person, maybe even a busybody!

  28. 65
    dick dastardardly mp says:

    Might as well be speaking in tongues

  29. 67

    “Oor Wullie! Your Wullie! A’body’s Wullie!”

  30. 68
    Postal Votes are Labour Loo Paper says:

    Sooner the jocks piss off the better

  31. 70
    Unemployed and skint in Birtley Colliery says:

    Oh yes. That is really really “urgent”.

  32. 71
    keredybretsa says:

    Looks like this geez could do with some handwriting lessons. First order for MP’s learn to spika inglish.

  33. 74
    fitzfitz says:

    The Scotch Pudding will be unamused as he plots North Britain’s faux liberty …

  34. 77
    Ben Doon & Phil McCavity says:

    Why can’t the Scotch twats just speak proper English?

    Every country with English as the main language manages to speak proper English so why can’t the benefit scrounging, drug addled, alcoholic, soap dodging, deep fried morbidly obese Scotch?

    I hope they get independence then can sink into oblivion in a sea of piss and filthy cooking oil.

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Rod Liddle on the loony UN sexism special rapporteur:

“There is more sexism in Britain than in any other country in the world, according to a mad woman who has been sent here by the United Nations.

Rashida Manjoo is a part-time professor of law at Cape Town University in the totally non-sexist country of South Africa (otherwise known as Rape Capital Of The World).

Mrs Magoo has been wandering around with her notebook and is appalled by the sexist “boys’ club” culture here, apparently.

I don’t doubt we still have sexism in the UK. But is it worse than in, say, Saudi Arabia, d’you think, honey-lamb? Or about 175 other countries? Get a grip, you doolally old bat.”

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What’s he been doing FFS, mining bitcoins?

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