January 15th, 2013

Hansard to Scottish Labour MP: Subtitles Please


  1. 1
    Anonymous says:

    Hansard recruiters need to pick from a more diverse pool or buy a stock of hearing aids.

  2. 2
    Gordon Brown says:

    Racist !

  3. 3
    Raving Loon says:

    What are “Feartigs”?

  4. 4
    Guy Martin to win TT2013 says:

    They should have left it as “big fairies”

  5. 5
    Big Fairy says:

    I am offended and demand compensation

  6. 6
    Mr Jingles says:

    Why can i hear the annoying adverts on your front page when I have clicked the mute button? Is this some cheap scam to get me to keep clicking your adverts? Very shabby

  7. 7
    Gordon Brown says:

    am I on yet?

  8. 8
    Michael Parkinson says:

    It is called tinnitus. Now ‘hear’ is a free pen

  9. 9
    The Boss says:

    The term is ‘Feardies’ those who are afraid.Whoever wrote the missive,not
    much good at spelling or translation.

  10. 10
    Erica Joyce says:

    youse lookin’ at a face full of heid, pal.

  11. 11
    Anonymous says:

    If Scotland goes independent budget deficit will go down for for the rest of us.

  12. 12
    John Prescott says:

    Did someone call for a big fartie?

  13. 13
    hank the cat says:

    Makes about much sense as Balls at the HoC

  14. 14
    Space Invader says:

    You are not alone.

  15. 15
    Cristobel Bryant says:

    As No1 fairy in the HoC I object no one is taking my title

  16. 16
    Mad Jock McSporran says:

    It’s ‘Fearties’ (cf. the ‘g’ in ‘frightened’). He appears to have been taking calligraphy lessons from GB.

  17. 17
    Lord Lupin says:

    Och ai, yer prucks!

  18. 18
    The House is full of 'em says:

  19. 19
    Pedant General says:

    Shocking that neither the reporter or MP seem to have progressed beyond holding a pen in their fist ..what is happening in our schols?

  20. 20
    Pedant General says:


  21. 21
    Raving Loon says:

    Years from now writing historians in the year 3012 will look at GB’s mad scrawls and conclude he was a serial killer and probably deranged.

  22. 22
    Ah! Monika 2013 +1 says:

    Andrew Neil ‏@afneil
    As temperatures plummet so does contribution of wind to electricity generation — down to 2% this morning.

  23. 23
    Gordon Brown is a twat says:

    You’re certainly on something.

  24. 24
    Buy Offline says:

  25. 25
    G4S Duty Pedant says:


  26. 26
    The old ones are the best says:

  27. 27
    Mr Bojangles says:

    Are we related?

  28. 28
    CarryHole is a Dismal Hunt says:

    Building the wall to keep the starving inside New Darien will be expensive, but probably worth it..

  29. 29
    albacore says:

    A reply but not as we know it, Jim
    Concise but a tad on the side of slim
    Perhaps you might kindly elucidate
    Did you let Gordon ghost it for you, mate?

  30. 30
    CarryHole is a Dismal Hunt says:

    Think you mean the creche for <18 year olds so both parents work.

  31. 31
    Likkle Englunder says:

    They will still come south over the border to r@pe our livestock though

  32. 32
    Toby G says:

    why didn’t he just call them Gordons?

  33. 33
  34. 34
    Anonymous says:

    The usual shite and spite from the Labour Party then?

  35. 35
    ice and lemon says:


  36. 36
    Vote UKIP says:

    We already know he was a serial destroyer of wealth.

  37. 37
    rebekah aka nellnewman says:

    20 years from now all those ugly wind farms will be derelict and rusting – an even bigger blot on our landscape.

  38. 38
    Mr Bojungles says:


  39. 39
    Cash pleez says:

    Plodinski bilders.. we do it cheep

  40. 40
    Dolphin Lundgren says:

    I was in a big school.

  41. 41
    diversity awarness says:

    It’s their culture, leave them alone. On the other hand, isn’t it depraved how that DLT ‘jiggled a woman’s breats’?

  42. 42
    hank the cat says:


  43. 43
    bergen says:

    The Great Fife Feartie himself.

  44. 44
    Arnie says:

    Fawk you, asshawl!

  45. 45

    Sheridans handwriting is apalling must have been educated at Ruskin College!

  46. 46
    Jimmy says:

    Now then, now then.

  47. 47
    Left and Right says:

    Righties, I have a serious question for you. I personally have no problem being friends with someone who’s conservative, whether small or capital C. But I want to know if any of you are prepared to be friends with people who are your political antithesis?

  48. 48
    wind farmer says:

    Ah Monica -Life’s a breeze.

    Nell- Scene and not herd.

  49. 49
    Ctesibius says:

    I don’t like thugs, cheats, liars and fraudsters, so no.

  50. 50

    Sounds like they are Feartig = They sound as if they are in their mid forties. (Referring to order-order chaps I imagine.)

    Sent from my iPig

  51. 51
    A trick cyclist says:

    What’s with the probably and why we would we have to wait until then to get a verdict on his mental state.

    He is seriously deranged!

  52. 52
    Calamity Clegg says:

    Are you anti LibDem ? I’ll add your name to my list.

  53. 53
    A former Scottish Prime Minister says:

    Nurse – they’re pretending to be me again. Look; I’ve done ploppy.

  54. 54
    See you jimmy says:

    Ca’ ya mammy sew?

  55. 55
    honesty the best policy says:

    Full regard for Socialists usually occurs as I stand at their graveside.

  56. 56
    Dave Cam the Wind Farm Man says:

    Have I mentioned that I have a nice little earner?

  57. 57
    Tay King-dePisse says:

    No. Now go back and finish off your thirty-four bags of crisps.

  58. 58
    Albert Hall says:

    Crivvens and help ma boab. Whatever that means.

  59. 59

    One hopes that @GuidoFawkes will increase his Twitter profile and reduce his body profile to close in on @zerohedge in a classic pincer movement.

    Sent from my iPig

  60. 60
    Living Life in the Faslane says:

    It would be nice if one of these Scottish Labour types could be recorded saying “sorry” for the damage they have caused the nation, especially the sinister Gordon Brown

  61. 61
    Casual Observer says:

    Or that he had a series of strokes and it was covered up.

  62. 62
    Casual Observer says:

    You are right.

  63. 63

    Graphologist’s report on the above image says:

    You are negative, fearful, resistant, doubtful, and/or selfish.
    You are a talkative person, maybe even a busybody!

  64. 64
    jon snow says:

    and “hear” not is a free bus pass

  65. 65
    dick dastardardly mp says:

    Might as well be speaking in tongues

  66. 66
    Matilda (you know the rest) says:

    Jus lyke yor spelin thenn?

  67. 67

    “Oor Wullie! Your Wullie! A’body’s Wullie!”

  68. 68
    Postal Votes are Labour Loo Paper says:

    Sooner the jocks piss off the better

  69. 69
    R Splarster says:

    Light ‘em up.

  70. 70
    Unemployed and skint in Birtley Colliery says:

    Oh yes. That is really really “urgent”.

  71. 71
    keredybretsa says:

    Looks like this geez could do with some handwriting lessons. First order for MP’s learn to spika inglish.

  72. 72

    Build away chaps.

    We’ve got the water. And the space.

    The south-east of England has less water per head than the sub-Sahara. You can try drinking your London weighting allowance if you like. We’ll even let you keep the EUskis, the Somalis, the jihadis and all the other culturally enriching denizens that currently reside in London too.

    It might mean a lower standard of living for us, especially for the urban underclass, but let’s face it, most of them carry enough fat to get them through a couple of tough winters. We’ll make it.

    So get building.

  73. 73
    Anonymous says:

    Not to mention all the years of free advertising on Radio 2 (morning show hosted by comedian Tim Vines brother) before selling said website for 90 sommat million….. Took a few days and no doubt a few raised eyebrows before a decent amount of that was apparently donated to chah-rity mate (anyone know which?)

  74. 74
    fitzfitz says:

    The Scotch Pudding will be unamused as he plots North Britain’s faux liberty …

  75. 75
    fitzfitz says:

    Can’t stand that Clegg pwick . PWICK .

  76. 76
    inside- out says:

    No they won’t,we can hang a Libdim politician from every turbine blade and watch them slowly turn in the wind.

  77. 77
    Ben Doon & Phil McCavity says:

    Why can’t the Scotch twats just speak proper English?

    Every country with English as the main language manages to speak proper English so why can’t the benefit scrounging, drug addled, alcoholic, soap dodging, deep fried morbidly obese Scotch?

    I hope they get independence then can sink into oblivion in a sea of piss and filthy cooking oil.

  78. 78
    Pundit too too says:

    Listening to Smart Alec on this morning’s Toady Programme it seemed as if Sarah was fighting her corner very well.
    Then she spoilt it by quoting Labour comments as they do every day.
    Finally, after the dust had settled, their final farewells to each other clearly conveyed the fact that “the spat” was all orchestrated.
    However to most listeners Smart Alec would have lost the argument.
    Obviously he has the same false pride at Tony Blair and will never admit a mistake or apologise.

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