January 14th, 2013

Fone Farage to Rival Call Clegg this Friday


  1. 1
    Kebab Time says:

    UKIP, Fake libertarians. Hope someone exposes his hypocrisy live on air *innocent face*

  2. 2
    Raving Loon says:

    I predict it will be roughly 1 x 10^6 times better than call Clegg, and will be a ratings smash for LBC.

  3. 3
    Eeyore says:

    I was less than impressed until I went to one of UKIP’s town meetings. It was a revelation. Besides Knockabout Nigel they have some serious MEPs and a comprehensive set of serious policies, pretty well all of which I imagine Norman Tebbit would agree with.

    Their problem in trying to break through to the mainstream will be (as with all minority parties) finding enough weighty local candidates to contest a large number of seats. But they have probably won this disenchanted Tory’s vote – certainly I shan’t be voting for CallMeDave. It’s UKIP or abstain for me.

  4. 4
    Glyn H says:

    Good for him and LBC; a politician motivated by honest sense of what is good for this country, not stuck in 1945 or 1970 (unlike Heath, Hestletine let alone the dreary lying careerists) and a sensible sounding bloke to boot!

  5. 5
    Anonymous says:

    Just imagine if Olly Neville called in..

  6. 6
    ciconia says:

    The problem they have is the huge resources available to fight and smear them. The usual suspects in govt, the business deadheads, the BBC, Erasmus and the uni placemen (and women), Common Purpose, and great wodges of our own money given to the eu for this very purpose. And not to forget the good old USA, with it’s expertise in foreign affairs, all written down on the back of an envelope somewhere.
    There’s also the problem of the inevitable loonies and headbangers that any organisation gathers, like dogturds on your shoe.
    Still going to vote for them every chance I get, wasted vote or not.

  7. 7
    oddly helpful says:

    Anyone giving odds on this marking a premature end to the ‘Call Clegg’ segment on LBC?

  8. 8
    We Want Ed!! says:

    Looks like we are also going to get a “Dial Dave” and given Ed has never apologised for Labour 1997 to 2010 and his only policy relates to banning Frosties, then a “Mug Miliband” session seems like a fair proposition…………..

  9. 9
    Hang The Bastards says:

    They better get some extra phone lines.

    Once Traitor Camoron spouts his chite, the British Public are going to go fucking ape at the way these politicians look after themselves rather than the National interest.

  10. 10
    the poor bloody tax-payer says:

    drinks will be served in the boozer too – and that’s where I’m going!

  11. 11
    Ed's Parrot says:

    Ed’s parrot is dead. It is deceased. It has shuffled off this mortal coil…..


  12. 12
    The Labour Parteh says:

    Not true. We also have a policy of denying the electorate any say in Britain’s EU membership. With more than half of Britons wanting a referendum, we are sure our “NO REFERENDUM YOU THICK SCUM, WE’RE KEEPING YOU IN THE EU FOREVER, HA HA HA!” policy will greatly contribute towards our victory in 2015.

  13. 13
    Cameron is a tax and spend c**t says:

    I used to drink in pubs, but the taxation got too high.

    Every pint you buy helps India get that little bit closer to putting a man on the moon, or puts an African dictator a little closer to buying a new Leer Jet.

    It kind of takes the fun out of a pint, doesn’t it?

  14. 14
    Cameron is a tax and spend c**t says:

    I used to go to pubs, but the taxation got too high.

    Every pint you buy helps India get that little bit closer to putting a man on the moon, or an African dictator a little closer to buying a new Leer Jet or torture chamber. Courtesy of Dave.

    It kind of takes the fun out of a pint, doesn’t it?

  15. 15
    Huffy Auld Git says:

    I can see great potential for this radio idea. How about Talk to Tony, Kosy with Ken, Pucker up to Pickles, Mosy on down with MIlliband, Smurf it with Smifff (IDS), taking the Hunt with Jeremy, not forgetting, Pound it with Prescott. So many others so little time.

  16. 16
    Anonymous says:

    Don’t hold your breath, Billy.

  17. 17
    jimbo says:

    You are spot on and Cameron is a cu**t

  18. 18
    jimbo says:

    Great news, all of these ” I want to stay in brigade ” do not like the truth and whether you like Farage or not he is the only British Politician to have the balls to stand up in Brussels and tell them the truth,how it really is, unlike Cameron the useless I love me waste of space.

  19. 19
    Doctor Frasier Crane here, you are all just brit perverts says:

    Ooh ‘ello….

  20. 20
    Mark Skid says:

    Of course, 8illy, no one expects Farage to win your bum bandit vote. You should stick with Butch Dave. He strongly favours your kind.

  21. 21
    riddled wiv dick says:

    Not Kebab Time as well ffs?

  22. 22
    Nice Optics says:

    The short young kipper propping up the bar looks like a serial killer.

  23. 23
    Tay King-dePisse says:

    I just KNEW Nige reminded me of someone; ’twas the laughing face gave it away:

  24. 24
    Anonymous says:

    why not call Huhne

    See latest from Southwark




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  25. 25
    Onesie term PM Dave says:

    Yeh, UKIP’s full of loonies. Not like my party with Nadine and Jacob.

  26. 26
    Don't call me Shirley says:

    Surely it’ll be `Dial “M” for Milliband`

  27. 27
    Blowing Whistles says:

    I called ***++w**k court earlier today – I was polit and civil to those who I spoke to and I was told that the ‘Trial’ is listed for Tuesday 15th January. [Tommorrow]

    When a criminal trial starts – the free press (are you thinking what I’m thinking?!?!) can report anything that is uttered in court before the jury …

    But one suspects that the freeeeeeee press on wednesday are going to have some other ‘issue / spoiler stories cum fairy stories’ to “big up” on … as they do.

  28. 28
    Blowing Whistles says:

    So the effing twat cameron is going to give a big it up speech on Friday about the EU… “WOW I AM UNDERWHELMED”.

    I have some conspiracy theory problem however; that he’s giving the speech -from OUTSIDE of the UK’s Jurisdiction. He’s giving it large from the Netherregionlands. I will be watching what ensign he is speaking under!

    I make order that he give the very same speech to the British people within this Jurisdiction – just so as we are clear that he isn’t trying it on in some kind of injudicial ruse

    And I want a personally signed copy of any promises / pledges that he makes just to be legally sure – if you don’t mind. Because I can then have the fucker in court if he reneges on his word. Better still I would like to see him swear on oath / in an affidavit that we are to be guaranteed an in / out vote whether his party or any other party wins the next general election. [gotta have it tied up legally – yeu know – none of this airy fairy flim flam flattulent legal rhetoric will do me]

    Better still – sign it in blood Davey bumboybandit.

  29. 29
    UKIP - the way forward says:

    Olly is still throwing his toys out of his pram on Twitter!

  30. 30
    Ex-Conservative voter says:

    Even better – give us the referendum (in/out) by the end of this month. Then we can get the fuck out of the EU before 300,000+ Romanians and Bulgarians come crawling in on Jan 1st 2014.

    (Very worrying that useless fat-fuck Eric Pickles has a figure for the number of immigrant filth expected to show up, but won’t tell us what that figure is ‘to avoid public concern’. So maybe 300,000 is a serious underestimate.)

  31. 31
    Archie says:

    Go Nige! and please dragoon in some more colleagues to get your message across and dispel the “one-trick pony” label. I know that your website lists all your party’s policies, bur those same policies go largely unnoticed. THIS IS IMPORTANT! I think Roger Helmer would do a splendid job having heard him on Radio Bloke a few times.

  32. 32
    Archie says:

    + several thousand.

  33. 33
    Archie says:

    Exactly! just WHY is he giving that speech on the Continent and not here? Surely not because he thinks that he’ll be heckled?

  34. 34
    Alexsandr says:

    pucker up with pickles?

    thanks Huffy Auld Git, I was eating breakfast :(

  35. 35
    Alexsandr says:

    because he is incontinent?

  36. 36
    Big Momma says:

    I loved Farage’s statement this week on “the crazy PC world we live in”
    I just wish some politicians would do something about it and their propaganda machine the BBC.

  37. 37
    Pedantic 2 says:

    I love leering at Lear jets.

  38. 38
    Pundit too too says:

    What about (T)Watson’s Half Hour

  39. 39
    Anonymous says:

    The Tories are cutting YOUR benefits to enable them to pay benefits to all the Bulgarian and Rumanians who will be flooding the country in 2014. We have to pay them its an EU rule.
    Free family allowance, housing benefit, jobseekers, invalidity, tax credits, not to mention free education in our overcrowded schools and free healthcare in our overloaded NHS. Nevermind we know you dont mind YOUR taxes paying for all this and you are no doudt thrilled that granny has just had to sell her home after a lifetimes contribution to the state.
    Tories have now called in Heseltine Clark and Madelson to tell us how terible it will be to leave the EU. Hang on a minuet aint these the same tossers who told us it would be a desaster if we didn’t join the Euro?

    What a bunck of jokers, you couldn’t make it up

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