January 14th, 2013

Quote of the Day

Dave pours fuel on the onesie saga, telling Daybreak:

“My children have onesies. I often say that I’m very jealous that they didn’t get me one.”


11 Comments

  1. 1
    Charles Flaccidwidger says:

    Oh FFS.

    • 4
      Mr I M Notosjolie says:

      Oops, Paronai Moi – what are ‘onsies’, I must have been living in a parralel universe all those years ago….

      But Nurse Olga has gotten me a nice white canvas jacket that fastens up the back if I get too frisky at breakfastime at ‘Sunnyside Meadows Old Geezers & Gals Home’ here on the Isle of Dreams…..

    • 7
      Liarpoliticians says:

      David Cameron DOES have a onsie, except it’s his attitude.. a one track mind of pure hatred to Conservative voters, even willing to give them up to parties like UKIP to push his agendas like being in the EUSSR.

      • 8
        A former member of the Conservative Party says:

        I thought ‘onesie’ in Cameron’s case referred either to his IQ or the percentage chance of him leading the Cons to victory in 2015.

        Or possibly both.

  2. 2
    GeoffM says:

    So, to be credible and “real” in UK politics you have to have a onesie?

    Shoot me now…………….

  3. 3

    Oh PERLEASE!!!!!!! Get on with your job instead of wanting to be in the ‘onesie’ brigade!

  4. 5
    ed martin says:

    scousegits luv onesies

    they only change them when they’ve filled them up with number twosies

    no wonder the pm is envious

  5. 6
    Jay says:

    What do you expect from Britains biggest embarrassing gimp? Can’t someone send him a straight jacket and convince him it’s a ‘onesie’ and toss the massive tosser off the top of Big Ben? Instant morale booster.

    • 9
      The hopes of 60 million people says:

      Or a big brown sack. “It’s a onesie, Dave, step into it, that’s right.. mind the bricks we’ve put in there, OK? Right, we’ll just tie a knot in the top to make it snuggly.. let’s pop you on the wall overlooking the Thames and..”

      *splash*

  6. 10
    Edinburgh Labour voting dogshit on my shoe says:

    Saddo!

  7. 11
    Greychatter says:

    They used to be called “Baby grows” – maybe some folk never grow-up!!


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Rod Liddle on the loony UN sexism special rapporteur:

“There is more sexism in Britain than in any other country in the world, according to a mad woman who has been sent here by the United Nations.

Rashida Manjoo is a part-time professor of law at Cape Town University in the totally non-sexist country of South Africa (otherwise known as Rape Capital Of The World).

Mrs Magoo has been wandering around with her notebook and is appalled by the sexist “boys’ club” culture here, apparently.

I don’t doubt we still have sexism in the UK. But is it worse than in, say, Saudi Arabia, d’you think, honey-lamb? Or about 175 other countries? Get a grip, you doolally old bat.”



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What’s he been doing FFS, mining bitcoins?


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