Quote of the Day
Dave pours fuel on the onesie saga, telling Daybreak:
“My children have onesies. I often say that I’m very jealous that they didn’t get me one.”
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Ed Balls stretches credulity by claiming he isn’t ambitious…
“I would love to be part of Ed’s Labour government but what I do next for me is not an all-consuming passion. I’m more bothered, in a personal sense, about getting to grade 8 piano by the time I’m 50.”
Bill Quango MP says:
Ned Flanders – Clegg
Lisa Simpson – Natalie Bennett
Milhouse – Hilary Benn
Martin Prince – Andy Burnham
Edna Krabappel – Luciana Berger
Crazy Cat Lady – Glenda jackson
Comic book guy – John Prescott
Carl – Chucka
Lenny – Philip Hammond
Willie – Eric joyce
Poochie – Gordon Brown
Reverend Lovejoy – Tony Blair
Oh FFS.
Oops, Paronai Moi – what are ‘onsies’, I must have been living in a parralel universe all those years ago….
But Nurse Olga has gotten me a nice white canvas jacket that fastens up the back if I get too frisky at breakfastime at ‘Sunnyside Meadows Old Geezers & Gals Home’ here on the Isle of Dreams…..
David Cameron DOES have a onsie, except it’s his attitude.. a one track mind of pure hatred to Conservative voters, even willing to give them up to parties like UKIP to push his agendas like being in the EUSSR.
I thought ‘onesie’ in Cameron’s case referred either to his IQ or the percentage chance of him leading the Cons to victory in 2015.
Or possibly both.
So, to be credible and “real” in UK politics you have to have a onesie?
Shoot me now…………….
Oh PERLEASE!!!!!!! Get on with your job instead of wanting to be in the ‘onesie’ brigade!
scousegits luv onesies
they only change them when they’ve filled them up with number twosies
no wonder the pm is envious
What do you expect from Britains biggest embarrassing gimp? Can’t someone send him a straight jacket and convince him it’s a ‘onesie’ and toss the massive tosser off the top of Big Ben? Instant morale booster.
Or a big brown sack. “It’s a onesie, Dave, step into it, that’s right.. mind the bricks we’ve put in there, OK? Right, we’ll just tie a knot in the top to make it snuggly.. let’s pop you on the wall overlooking the Thames and..”
*splash*
Saddo!
They used to be called “Baby grows” – maybe some folk never grow-up!!