January 12th, 2013

Last Supper for Huhne?

huhneEast Hampshire Liberal Democrats are holding a supper tonight at Four Marks Golf Club where Chris Huhne is the guest speaker. LibDems have paid £12 to hear their local MP, perhaps for the last time, before his busy week ahead…


  1. 1
    Old Blue Eyes says:

    Should be a wake.


    • 9
      Spacker Brown says:

      Gas first, ak questions later.


      • 36
        Blowing Whistles says:

        is that gas at the Four Marks golf club level?


        • 78
          Hang The Bastards says:

          Just hang the bastard and let’s move on with getting rid of the rest of the traitors who want us to be governed by Germany


          • Noose Watch says:

            You called ?


          • Hat says:

            so, is he on trial on Monday or not


          • Windy Miller says:

            Hang him from a wind turbine, it would be a fitting end


          • What Have the Romans done for us? Rubbish collections? Garbage! says:

            Huhne watched too much Top Gear with Jezza Clarkson – always knew he was subversive for the english.

            Should have listened to Captain Slow, aka James May.

            Hamster? -o h dear, seemed to have run over him, but put him in the curry too, says James May,

            Stop laughing May – it was not that funny, for fuck sakes. Get back to your joanna.


          • Vicar of Bray says:

            I’ve always had a soft spot for him – in the cesspit.


    • 13
      Anonymous says:

      If he is found innocent or if the case is dropped then it becomes interesting as he could replace Nick Clegg as leader of LD.


      • 20
        Britain says:

        Which is worse?


        • 31
          Incapable Vince says:

          Probably Hoon. He’s a zealot, Calamity Clegg’s just a pillock.


          • ?yllaeR says:

            I think you will find both are of the zealot variety. Clegg of all things EU Huhne of all things green. Both of which, are very lucrative to their proponents and very expensive, for the rest of us.


      • 37
        Barnehurst Bob says:

        From what we’ve seen regarding timings, if he gets off it would be on a legal technicality. And that does not make him innocent, so leadership of the LDs is not likely after that.


        • 252
          Eeyore says:

          Pedantically – but it is important – he cannot be found innocent, only guilty or not guilty.

          As you suggest. ‘not guilty’ would not clear his name, but would mean no more than that he was not found guilty beyond reasonable doubt.

          Something like that in his background, especially if it came about via the legal technicality you mention, would leave hanging in the air the sort of smell that would disqualify him from high office…..at least until Brussels imposes governments on the UK as it has on Greece and Italy.


      • 39
        Blowing Whistles says:

        If he’s found innocent – what does it say for the Lib Dems – come on let’s be serious here – it says they are a party of corrupt 5hits. Its a public win-win.


      • 303
        treetop says:

        Can our political community get any worse ? Sadly, you have just said it can. How desperate can the Liberals get ?


      • 311
        Isambard Kingdom Brunel says:

        Sure way to guarantee electoral suicide either way.


    • 265
      Chriselee says:

      Twelve pounds to listen to that twat,if he paid me £12 I’d still give it a miss.


    • 279
      Viv Dean says:

      Who’s driving home afterwards?


  2. 2
    Kebab Time says:

    Fingers crossed!


  3. 3
    Anonymous says:

    What will happen if he is found innocent?


  4. 4
    Throbber says:

    Twelve quid? Fucking cheek asking that much to hear that prick speak.


  5. 5
    the poor bloody tax-payer says:

    is there a golf club called a driver?


  6. 6
    Hadrian (Emp.) says:

    Only one driver per car please.


  7. 7
    Blowing Whistles says:

    Send him down.


  8. 8

    Here’s a court action to which I am looking forward:


    I’m sure I know that surname from somewhere…. oh yes, Tory Party funders.


    • 238
      Arse bandit of old England. says:

      If experience shows that an individual or a company are useless why would you not want to ensure that you don’t do business with them?


  9. 10
    anon, Cambridgeshire says:

    Evry time I logs on, Microsoft sez “welcome” an then proceeds to fuck me up the arse. Is this normal behaviour?


  10. 12
    genghiz the kahn says:

    Call Me Dave Cameron brought the Tories to below UKIP’s level of support.

    Today, Huhne have have been visiting Comparethejailterm.com.


  11. 14
    Blowing Whistles says:

    You do realise chr**to***r – that it is in the awakening public interest that justice must not only be seen to be served but that it must actually be served – otherwise the wigs are going to get it.

    And the EU can stick their audited accounts up their rses as well as climate change – oh! what accounts what global warming – it was all just a big myth?


    • 302
      Anonymous says:

      billions have been made…that’s capitalism for you. was it all about the capital?
      socialism gives you emotional persecution.
      so one leads to debt s,l,a,v,e,r,y and the other to d,e,a,t,h.

      Has it always been about the m,a,s,t,e,r r,a,c,e?


  12. 15
    Bored Subbie, Daily Male says:

    Do Four Marks Golf Club have floodlights? I could murder a few.


    • 26
      Blowing Whistles says:

      I noticed your organ – did not publish even ‘one’ reply to the C Booker ‘behemoth EU’ article of over a week ago – that seems a bit convenient – like an “inconvenient truth” or two … like what; no one replied to Mr Dohhh Simpson … really?


  13. 16

    Hope it is the Last Supper and not the Feast of the Passover…


  14. 17
    Worldly Wise says:

    Who the fuck’s Crystal Huhne when it’s at home?


  15. 19
    Blowing Whistles says:

    So there is a picture of him actually putting his hands up to something … indeed.


  16. 24
    DAVE (Triple Dip) Cameron says:

    £12 quid to listen a Huhne !
    Suppose it’s better than the twats who pay thousands to listen to the likes of Blair , Brown and Milliband D Prime minister in waiting !


  17. 30
    Blowing Whistles says:

    Suppose he could in desperation do the old Margaret Moran defence trick!

    I am going to re-read what the Times published about the son giving testimony and of some tape recording that was doing the rounds about it – not that I have heard the tape recording – thats only for the ‘free free press’ to listen to … eh?


  18. 41
    Calamity Clegg says:

    Bet there were plenty of FibDem NoMarks at this Four Marks supper.


  19. 43

    That LibDem website is pretty wankily written.

    Like most of them, there is no sense of aesthetic.


  20. 49

    Shariah banking not prophetable.


  21. 52
    Tescos says:

    Bob’s pissed again.


    • 62
      anon aka B*b says:

      Not quite. Influenza has strengthened my resolve and I vow to drink more whilst attempting to shut down the right side of my brain completeley. For me, this is just an exercise in typing proper.


      • 66
        Judge Cantley says:

        Shut that down and there will be nothing left- in which case I can only say that you need psychiatric help of the type provided by the excellent Dr Gleadle.


    • 89
      Kenneth Armitage says:

      No change there then.


  22. 54
    Blowing Whistles says:

    How long before the f-wit with the utubes catches on …


  23. 61
    Blowing Whistles says:

    I’m gonna buy the sunday guido tommorrow – night night.


  24. 65
    'Gypsy' Dave Cooper says:

    Chris Huhne, in my humble opinion, is a lying scumbag.

    He lied to his wife, his constituents and his God awful party and continues to lie.

    If he gets off then apart from losing a score with an old friend, it will prove beyond all doubt that those twats in Westminster are rotten to the very core.


    • 74
      How much proof do you need? says:

      After the expenses scandal surely no more proof is required that it is beyond all doubt that those twats in Westminster are rotten to the very core?


  25. 69
    BenefitParasites R Us says:

    Bloody hell, me and the missus have only worked 3 years between us the whole of our lives and now Dave is giving us £155 a week each for a pension. Thanks Dave. You’re a pal.


    • 73
      Cash in hand says:

      Yes but it is cheaper to pay you outright Mr Parasite rather than employ an army of civil servants to work out all the credits and benefits that Gordon bribed awarded you.


  26. 71
    Chuka doesn't know his facts. Black Cabs have been made in China 4 years. It started under Labour says:


  27. 72
    Do you have a large "package"? says:

    He likes to be the Queen Bee. He and Polly would get on rather well, I think.


  28. 81
    One Term Dave says:

    Sometimes I’m so clever I even surprise myself.


    • 101
      albacore says:

      Don’t be modest, Dave. You’re a genius
      If brains were Minis, yours would be a bus
      Or yet a liner or supertanker
      It’s only a shame that I just can’t figure out a last line for this humble tribute


  29. 82
    Man On Waterloo Bridge says:

    OMG !!!
    over it

    *STEVE* *BUCKLE* , some baldin , ex-pat shirker is now moderatin *Elsie Beattie (83 and a quarter)* , FFS .

    Talk about havin some kinda complex , an that .

    Stevie !! No one gives a shit . Get over urself , honey !!!

    Ta . MOWB


  30. 86
    One Term Dave says:

    My aim is to be polling less than 10% behind UKIP by 2015.


  31. 88
    Steve Buckle says:

    I’m one of life’s losers. That’s why Giudo took me on to write this crap. I could bore you to death in one sentence but that isn’t really my style. I prefer to drag the torture out over several years, or decades, if possible.

    Whatever, I’ll kill you with my tedium, whether you like it, or not.

    By the way – H a r r y C o l e is a fat poofter with a horrendous complex and an even worse hairdo.

    He pays me GBP100 a week to come here and bore myself. I’m not even trying. Do you understand. This is what I do when my brain is in neutral.

    Scary? I would think so.

    *All names have been mangled to protect the innocent*


  32. 92
    45 Govt Auto says:

    No it is Bob. I know.


  33. 98
    Joss Ayinglike says:

    Not more foreign adventures. FFS !


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  35. 109
    'Gypsy' Dave Cooper says:

    Just read that twitter post from Chukka or whatever his name is.

    If uninformed twats like him are allowed anywhere near making policy then bring it on. The sooner the shit hits the fan the better.


  36. 121
    Jeremy Hunt, Minister for Genocide says:

    Care pathways are the way forward.


    Don’t let any silly concerns about Soylent Green or concerns about Zyklon now being available on the NHS concern you. Trust me.


    • 127
      Beware of scousers carry hyperdermics. says:

      Liverpool. Britain’s very own Death Camp.


      • 129
        Jeremy Hunt, Minister for Genocide says:

        Yes, I can assure you we are only trialing this in Liverpool.

        Keep well young voter.


    • 140
      Dr Mengele says:

      All Liverpool’s MPs and most of their councillors are from the Labour party. the Royal Liverpool and Broadgreen University Hospitals NHS Trust is managed by those of the same persuasion. The Liverpool Care Pathway for the Dying Patient was developed in the late 1990’s when there was a Labour Government which situation continued unbroken until 2010.

      It is pretty pathetic to attempt to blame this on the Tories, whatever their other faults.


      • 151
        Point of Information says:

        You are quite right that Labour got this policy rolling.

        That should not be forgotten which is why rolling the policy out to Kirkaldy should be on every right minded persons wish list.

        The Tories could have rolled it back, but have understandably been preoccupied averting the rest of armageddon which McMental and the other unmentionables now in opposition thought it would be a good idea to make happen.

        However, Hunt is worth branding as Minister for Genocide, not to smear the Tories as he is not representative of the party or its core values, but because he is a total C***.


    • 293
      bandersnatch says:

      A good article. Jeremy Hunt is naive if he thinks that the parcelling up of health care to local area health authorities next April (ours is the OHA, the Oxfordshire Area Health Authority), plus the giving of extra money to those same organisations for every ‘dying’ patient put on the LCP, plus the generalised ‘permission’ forms foisted on older people, even those out in the community, who are felt to be vulnerable, or even mildly chronically ill, will not lead to people who are NOT near to death, but just weak, or old, or with one or two extra disabilities being hustled along the convenient path to a cheap and hasty death. I had a minor leg infection which was successfully treated at home by a Community Nurse. I am over 70. I was given one of these forms to sign. I was supposed to give permission to any NHS worker to discuss ‘my case’ with any other without reference to me, and to carry out any treatment deemed necessary without refernce to me, or discussion with me, if it was decided by NHS staff that it was in my ‘best interest!’ That got a big NO from me, and it got me a visit from a wheedling and bullying admin type nurse to try and persuade me otherwise! Ye gods! That would have amounted to generalised permission to bump me off without even informing me that it was happening! In my ‘best interest’ not to be bothered with intrusive treatment, or unnecessary pipes and tube,s or over much stress… just a nice slow exit … no bedblocking… easier than giving me fulminating pneumonia by putting me next to an infected person, or giving me MRSA or C diff after all. I’m not averse to proper palliative care and the old diamorphine exit. My mother, fully aware and in control, had such a humane exit at home after discussion with Marie Curie nurses. But being bumped off to suit the bureaucrats. WAKE UP HUNT!


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    Dribble Snore Fart Snore follow through. says:


    • 157
      Sir Richard Branstone says:

      Don’t worry, sonny. Everyone laughs at the fat guy snoring on the train.


    • 158
      'Gypsy' Dave Cooper says:

      What is it with people who use twitter? Can they not keep their sodding thoughts to themselves?


    • 165
      Rupert Murdoch says:

      Fuck off you fat Hunt. The were laughing because you’re a sad fat wanker


    • 241
      Dumbed down Britain says:

      ITV missed a trick not asking Tom to compete in Tom Daleys “Splash” .


    • 249
      Tay King-dePisse says:

      Of course, Fat Bastard, you COULD lose all the weight, and (A) you wouldn’t tire yourself out so much and need to nod off like that, and (B) you probably wouldn’t have the sleep apnea problem when you did nod off.
      But then we couldn’t call you “B!lly Bunter,” “Fatty Holly,” or my favourite, “Fat Bastard,” if you did. I shouldn’t have made that suggestion.
      I’m going to fucking regret it.


  39. 166
    Piss Organ says:

    Looks like our least favourite twat could be taken off air:



  40. 169
    Machiavellian thought for the day says:

    Now it looks like Cameron may be giving a referendum on the Europe issue, possibly hoping to play for a pro EU card on the basis of joint UK / EU (mainly French) responses against muzzies in Mali and Syria, what would happen if he still got the no vote ?

    Or – if those in Europe who are pulling his strings suspect he is going to be in no other position than to withdraw, what next ?

    If the EU wanted to change UK public opinion, perhaps by assassinating individuals or carrying out some sort of terror attack, who and what would be best targeted ? Would they be interested in saving the Union fox, or perhaps decide that sending the UK to hell properly as it leaves is preferable ?

    Right now, one thinks, is a very dangerous time to be in politics indeed.

    Let us hope Dave has some more healthy rabbits to pull from his hat moving forward and the knives across the channel stay sheathed for now.


    • 178
      Minnie Haha says:

      Sky paper review this morning highlighted the deadly duo Clarke and Mandy joining forces to scare us shitless about leaving. Should be fun for a couple of weeks! Get the popcorn in while stocks last.


      • 185
        rebekah says:

        clarke and mandy? They have about as much credibility with the electorate as gordon!!

        Interesting though that DT this morning says dave is determined we shall stay in the eu so one wonders what he is going to say in that speech. If he doesn’t promise an in/out referendum I think his political career, sadly, will come to a screeching halt in 2015.


    • 180
      The Rich Immersive Buzzword Bingo Experience says:

      “to pull from his hat moving forward and the”



    • 193
      bergen says:

      I see from the map that Mali is entirely landlocked. Perhaps Dave can offer the French the services of the Royal Navy.


      • 195
        next oil war please, says:

        Has the Mali got oil?, it’s not our fight anyway, between Labour and the LibCons they have yet again destroyed our military, so will they be sending troops who are have already received their redundancy notices but still have time on call for emergency response.


      • 244
        David Beatty says:

        I once met a student sponsored by the Swiss Navy, and he didn’t sail on Lake Geneva. Then again, they didn’t carry guns; but does our navy, these days ?


  41. 170
    Emma Leven says:

    Time for one to go swiftly strolling down the outside memory lane :


  42. 175
    Don't wanna do it like Doug says:

    About bloody time too – this scam has been going on for years :



  43. 177
    o'Bama Sin-Laden says:


    I couldn’t possibly support the destruction of other planets –
    I’m too busy destroying this one.


  44. 183
    jimmy Savile stroked my hamster says:

    I remember when Paul- Huhn and Clegg were going head for head in a debate for the Leadership of their Party .

    They both could not say enough to agree with the other .

    If you should be paying your taxes in UK be very careful with these two around.


  45. 186
    rebekah says:

    I didn’t know too much about the libdems before this coalition. In my naivety I actually thought they would prove to be an efficient political force and probably manage to knock labour into third place in 2015.

    How wrong I was. They are an utter corrupt shower and huhne, laws, cleggie and teather are just an unentertaining front and what appe@rs to be an unsuccessful comedy act.


  46. 187
    ed martin says:

    is there a goolf club named DRIVER?


  47. 189
    Albert Pierrepoint says:

    Just oiling the trap door hinges, Guv’nor. Won’t be a minute. Has he finished his breakfast yet?


  48. 190
    Nick Griffin says:

    ConDems say pensioners’ winter fuel payments face austerity cut, but Camoron sends troops & jets to meddle in Mali. Not our fight!


  49. 192
    One Term Dave says:

    Is there any section of the electorate that I have’nt totally pissed-off? If you know of any please contact central office.


    • 196
      Gordon Brown says:

      I always said he was a bad egg.


    • 301
      Mr Quelch says:

      The only section that you should be worried about DC is that part of the Mental Health Act which deals with deluded & dribbling nutters in case we send the nice men in white coats to come a’knocking on your door armed with large syringes and straitjackets.


  50. 194
    Anonymous says:

    He may have a busy week ahead but let’s hope he has plenty of time on his hands for the few years afyterwards!


  51. 198
    Parasites R Us says:

    There is no point in working. Simply make a career on benefits, pay no national insurance and then get a guaranteed pension. You know it makes sense.


    • 205
      Taxi for Miliband says:

      Ed Miliband on Marr talking about welfare and he includes the state pension in Welfare.

      No the State pension is NOT Welfare Miliband you Twat. It is a pension fund that every working in the UK has contributed into. The state pension is a legally binding state run pension fund. Except you Labour twats tried to turn it into welfare by also paying state pensions to those who have NOT Contributed. YOU Fucking Lefty TWAT


      • 207
        One Term Dave says:

        Yes, but this is exactly what I plan to do with my plans for £155 for everyone, regardless of NI contributions. It’s a real vote winner!


        • 211
          A flat rate will level the playing field says:

          At least a flat rate means those who have not contributed get no more than those who are fully paid up. As it stands now if you have not bothered to save you end up with a pension plus benefits plus credits worth many times more than those who have saved all their lives.


          • Chancer says:

            So how about letting me have some of the money in your bank account? I haven’t contributed to that either.


      • 295
        bandersnatch says:

        There is a distinction, or there certainly used to be, between Contributory Benefits (like pensions) which we all pay into by National Insurance, and Welfare Benefits which were supposed to be the safety net for the poor. That included housing benefit and such like. There used to be separate thick books at Citizens Advice Bureau to explain each. Now it is all conflated and confused and many people think anyone not currently in work is necessarily a freeloader.


  52. 199
    Pension fror Marr says:

    Hey the blokey standing in for Jug Ears is actually doing a decent job. Ed Miliband well on the ropes.

    BBC look and learn, this is how it should be done.


    • 224
      Fish says:

      He did invite Milislime to take a free kick on the NHS though (he could have asked them about Stafford).

      Also notable that the band-wagon jumping opportunistic parasite would not commit himself to anything – not a thing – ahead of his manifesto. The ‘one nation’ slogan stealer, though, did say that he would tax the rich.

      Dangerous, dangerous idiot


  53. 200
    Owen Jones says:

    “My bed is for 2 things. Sleeping and fucking. Not drinking tea.” Don’t be jel x


    • 204
      Owen Jones' mum says:

      Wash your own sheets! It’s like trying to get cardboard into the washing machine. And tell your boyfriend to stop pissing in the drawers!


  54. 201
    One Term Dave says:

    It’s important for Britain to be at the “top table” and to stay in the EU for all the cushy sinecures for failed politicians.


    • 206
      A Common Market Good. A political superstate very Bad, very bad indeed. says:

      Never before this weekend has so much Bullshit been spouted about the benefits of being in the EU. It is obviously a cross party front supported by Dave.


    • 209
      we've heard all the threats now it's time to have a vote says:

      It’s a will or won’t time, he will stay in the EU against the we won’t, of the people of this country, 2015 Dave, even adding all the charms boys and girls writing the drivel you spout ,your going to have to get the removal men into number 10.


    • 217
      albacore says:

      Ain’t it great to see Dave and Hollande all pally
      With a few British planes and troops off to Mali
      So, you never know, Dave might, one day, yet decide
      To secure our own borders and check who’s inside


  55. 203
    Ah ffs says:

    As Marr is not on and it’s too cold to go to a car boot, I thought I would watch the Marr show or should be called Labours flagship, “Labour lies”, Ed is on and he is trying to be charming but his soft non working hands are flying everywhere, the crap he is spouting, would shame a con artist who was trying to sell the BT tower to a rich Russian.


  56. 208
    P.Mandevilson, the Eminence Greasy says:

    <b? Socialism ? That's just for the little people.


  57. 210
    Anonymous says:

    it is said (and felt) that time is moving faster, cause we have become more creative. hurrah.

    Will our judiciary lengthen jail sentences as a result?


  58. 212
    Owen Jones says:

    My boyfriend says that when he sees me on the BBC telling everyone about the eveil Tories he gets a lovely stiffy.


  59. 214
    Owen Jones says:

    Conclusion from Marr Show today: What is the point of Guido Fawkes ?


    • 218
      Gobby mouth's R us says:

      The Marr show is what it name says, its a tv show for the rich left who live in Londonistan who are already brainwashed to lies and ineptness, the tv show to watch, is the tv that is switched off when the Marr show is being transmitted, it’s not possible to watch a tv programme on BBC1 channels on a Sunday.


  60. 216
    Dave is Toast says:


    • 222
      UKID says:

      Sheepshaggers of the World unite !


    • 223
      Losers lost says:

      Ding dong, removal men here mr Camoron.


    • 236
      Cameron is STILL preferable to Labour but not by much !!! says:

      Not surprising many Tory Supporters intend to vote UKIP in 2014 European Elections to give Cameron(and Europe)a kicking. However many will return at 2015 General Election faced with possibility of Labour returning to government and vote for Cameron although they’ll hold their noses whilst doing so …as he has totally alienated his core vote and most do not any longer regard him as a Tory but a closet LibDem…..if he loses the 2015 election or fails again to get an overall majority then Cameron will be ex-Tory leader by weekend following the election


      • 245
        albacore says:

        Are what is left of the Tories that daft?
        How Gordon’s gang must just have cheered and laughed
        To see what the nominal Opposition
        Had dug up to stick in its top position


      • 255
        Losers lost, Leaders we don't have says:

        People voted for the NuCons last time just to get Brown out, nobody was sure about Camoron as we are now,he’s proved he’s just an EU zombie like the rest, it doesn’t matter who gets to be in charge in 2015 as the triangle is the same on all sides, EU, next stop 3rd world or the country goes into civil disruptions like Greece, both are now acceptable to people as we have lost our own capital and look as if we will lose our identity, vote ED and Labour, sooner we get them in the sooner it kicks off.


  61. 219
    Taxfodder says:

    Chris Huhne, Guilty or not…a prime example of all that’s wrong with the greater majority British MP’s.

    Gutless ignorant conniving dishonest feckless greedy work-shy chancing scroungers…

    The only people they represent is themselves and this they do…perfectly!


  62. 221
    Yvonne from The Colliers Arms Clydach says:

    Having read the Daily Mail I thought Huhne had been banged to rights .

    I cannot understand why he should plead not guilty and why it is taking so long to get to trial .

    No wonder the country is in a mess.


    • 233
      With one bound...he was free !!! says:

      It’s the word of one person against another and unless their is corroborating evidence…..so don’t hold your breath


      • 242
        Loopy Lou LLB (Hons) says:

        So if he is not convicted because of the lack of a corroborating witness that does not mean then that he did not do the crime.


      • 288
        Handycock (Teen Fondler) says:

        Don’t lose sleep over this Chris. The Grand Master has done his bit – Judge and jury too if it gets to court – but most likely there will be ‘not enough evidence’ when the time comes. Boaz


      • 297
        bandersnatch says:

        I know who I’d believe out of Chris Huhne and Vicki Pryce! Surely the judge could make a distiction between the two of them after questioning them: the one shifty as hell ,and the other pretty straightforward. What kind of proof or corroborating evidence could there be? What would be accepted?


  63. 227
    Tiny Tom says:

    I blame it all on Global warming…or is it Global cooling…or is it Global staying the same? Now I’m totally conufsed.


    • 229
      Damned Impertinent Questions says:

      Its OK.For the last 10 years you have been listening to a fairy story told by some bad men to scare the little people and make them pay lots of money for things they dont need.Just like elections


  64. 228
    Damned Impertinent Questions says:

    Snail porridge to start?


  65. 230
    STuN says:

    Breaking news!!!

    Keith Chegwin to take over the Andrew Marr show


  66. 231
    Fish says:

    Looks like Ed (‘when I govern’) Milibandwagon has got a dose of the Trots from continuity Ken’s red brigade.



  67. 232
    Owen Jones"The Cheekie Chappie" says:

    My Protestant girlfriend just bought a pair of Union Jack knickers.

    Every time I take them down there’s a fucking protest.


  68. 234

    And our next caller is Carina from Eastleigh. Hi Carina, who do want to send a message to?

    To Chris

    Chris, is he the love in your life?

    Yeah..well..the male one,anyway.

    Smashing! And what do you want to tell him.

    I love him, and I’m thinking of him all the time coz he’s going away.

    Great! Is he going away for long

    About 3 years.

    Lovely! And what song would you like us to play for him.

    Who’s gonna drive you home, by the Cars.

    Brilliant, have a great day Caria….and Vikki from London says, she’d like Greased Lightning, for her old friend, who is also called Chris, and she says he used to love driving, but has recently been told he has to stop….ahh…poor old Chris…that’s such a shame..ok…Denis from Rotherham texted to say he’s recently retired and is busy clearing out the garage. ….


  69. 239
    Ah! Monika 2013 +1 says:

    Defence chiefs have drawn up new contingency plans designed to prevent hostile action by Argentina towards the Falkland Islands.

    AND what have they been doing for the last 30 years?


  70. 250
    Anonymous says:

    I hope we don’t leave the EU.

    Did you know that if we do, then our rainwater will disappear and we will all go thirsty and hungry, how can we let this happen?

    It’s dreadful, in any case we really must join the Euro currency soon too or we will eventually suffer. We really must listen to other countries leaders and all those Conservative grandees who know so much better than the likes of you and me.

    Take heed and stay in the EU.


  71. 251
    old SHEP says:

    Are we running a two tier legal system now Huhne, one for the rich and privileged and another for all us oiks?.


    • 262
      STuN says:

      1125–75; (noun) Middle English; earlier privilegie (< Old French privilege ) < Latin prīvilēgium orig., a law for or against an individual, equivalent to prīvi- (combining form of prīvus one's own) + lēg- (see legal) + -ium -ium; (v.) Middle English privilegen (< Middle French privilegier ) < Medieval Latin prīvilēgiāre, derivative of prīvilēgium


  72. 257
    EU Ed says:

    We will organise math pwotethts if outdated nathional gwoups like the English, Thcots or Welsh twy to westwict the flying of the EU flag over government buildings.


  73. 259
    Ah! Monika 2013 +1 says:

    David Cameron’s former policy guru has spoken of his “horror” at Downing Street’s inability to control government decisions. Steve Hilton admitted that the Prime Minister often finds out about policies from newspapers or the radio.

    Just like Thatcher!


    • 261
      Fish says:

      It’s continuity Labour. In the form of the Senior Civil Service


    • 263
      old SHEP says:

      Oh dear, Godwins law moment again.


    • 278
      David ich-bin-ein-Frankfurter Cameron says:

      I’m a great believer in straw polls.


    • 296
      Anonymous says:

      “”Steve Hilton admitted that the Prime Minister often finds out about policies from newspapers or the radio.”

      I think it would be a lot safer for the rest of us if Ms Brook’s deepest admirer were not allowed to find out government policies at all.


  74. 260
    Tony Blair says:

    LibDems have paid £12 to hear their local MP, perhaps for the last time, before his busy week ahead…

    HOW MUCH???


  75. 268
    Muhaaaaaaaaaaaamed says:

    THE BBC’s new multi-million pound TV news studio has been built to be “suicide bomber-proof”.

    We’ll see.


  76. 269
    STuN says:

    Danny Alexander is a C*NT


  77. 273
    Ah! Monika 2013 +1 says:

    Police ‘must reflect society’

    Err. That’s the problem. They do.


  78. 275
    YorkshireLad says:

    And people actually PAID to listen to him???


  79. 282
    I d on't nee d no doctor says:

    Mark my words, Ed Miliband is evil.


  80. 283
    Four-eyed English Genius says:

    German chicken on the menu?


  81. 285
    Anonymous says:

    So were all going to get a state pension of £154.00 per week in 2015! BALLS this is only a ploy to get money from people to fund wars(like the apollo space missions that did not happen ,they were faked to get money to pay to extend the Vietnam war) on the poor of the world .


    • 286
      One Term Dave says:

      Wrong. Only those who retire after 2017 will get the new pension, irrespective of national insurance contributions.


      • 287
        Anonymous says:

        Oh dear we are picking at straws ,the gist of my blogg is that were being screwed by the Fascist establishment and being used to force military action on those people who dont want to be injured become homeless or die .


        • 292
          Damned Impertinent Questions says:

          The gist of your blog is bollox and you are deluded. I urge you to :

          1 stop smoking that stuff

          2 bin your Arthur Scargill icons (he lost in the end)

          3 resign from the SWP

          4 seek medical help


    • 291
      Damned Impertinent Questions says:

      Tin Foil hat slipping dear?off the Meds are we?


  82. 300
    Jen The Blue says:

    If Huhne is convicted I will eat my left testicle, pan fried in garlic butter.


  83. 307
    What Have the Romans done for us? Rubbish collections? Garbage! says:

    Who got the sliver coins?

    Wasn’t me guv!


  84. 309
    Edward. says:

    It would be interesting to know how much filthy lucre teflon Chris has ‘invested’ in clearing his name – I mean we all know he’s innocent and this is a plot – we all love you really Chistopher please hurry back to government – the EU are missing your lively output and the Tories miss your clever, crafty briefings too…….

    Fingers crossed luv.



  85. 310
    Kimberley says:

    I see his silly ex wife Vicky Price is being given yet more publicity.


    How has the Euro worked out for your home country Vicky?


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