January 12th, 2013

Last Supper for Huhne?


313 Comments

  1. 1
    Old Blue Eyes says:

    Should be a wake.

  2. 2
    Kebab Time says:

    Fingers crossed!

  3. 3
    Anonymous says:

    What will happen if he is found innocent?

  4. 4
    Throbber says:

    Twelve quid? Fucking cheek asking that much to hear that prick speak.

  5. 5
    the poor bloody tax-payer says:

    is there a golf club called a driver?

  6. 6
    Hadrian (Emp.) says:

    Only one driver per car please.

  7. 7
    Blowing Whistles says:

    Send him down.

  8. 8

    Here’s a court action to which I am looking forward:

    http://www.guardian.co.uk/business/2013/jan/12/mcalpine-blacklist-court-claim

    I’m sure I know that surname from somewhere…. oh yes, Tory Party funders.

  9. 9
    Spacker Brown says:

    Gas first, ak questions later.

  10. 10
    anon, Cambridgeshire says:

    Evry time I logs on, Microsoft sez “welcome” an then proceeds to fuck me up the arse. Is this normal behaviour?

  11. 11
    Stan Butler says:

    He will be found not guilty and released?

  12. 12
    genghiz the kahn says:

    Call Me Dave Cameron brought the Tories to below UKIP’s level of support.

    Today, Huhne have have been visiting Comparethejailterm.com.

  13. 13
    Anonymous says:

    If he is found innocent or if the case is dropped then it becomes interesting as he could replace Nick Clegg as leader of LD.

  14. 14
    Blowing Whistles says:

    You do realise chr**to***r – that it is in the awakening public interest that justice must not only be seen to be served but that it must actually be served – otherwise the wigs are going to get it.

    And the EU can stick their audited accounts up their rses as well as climate change – oh! what accounts what global warming – it was all just a big myth?

  15. 15
    Bored Subbie, Daily Male says:

    Do Four Marks Golf Club have floodlights? I could murder a few.

  16. 16

    Hope it is the Last Supper and not the Feast of the Passover…

  17. 17
    Worldly Wise says:

    Who the fuck’s Crystal Huhne when it’s at home?

  18. 18
    Blowing Whistles says:

    Hey SC Did you notice the big beast giving it air time today … hassel in my time

    The only beast Hezza can be compared to is that of his and his mates of the 666 club.

  19. 19
    Blowing Whistles says:

    So there is a picture of him actually putting his hands up to something … indeed.

  20. 20
    Britain says:

    Which is worse?

  21. 21
    MicroShite says:

    Just some Tory-voting twat. Could be a bit gayish, though. *Yawns @ the thought*

  22. 22
    Brant says:

    Lie back and enjoy it, mate!

  23. 23
    Blowing Whistles says:

    Perhaps he could be found down in the woods near Oxford – problem solved … put Michael Dugher on it he’s got experience.

  24. 24
    DAVE (Triple Dip) Cameron says:

    £12 quid to listen a Huhne !
    Suppose it’s better than the twats who pay thousands to listen to the likes of Blair , Brown and Milliband D Prime minister in waiting !

  25. 25
    Fred Bear says:

    Go Ubuntu.

  26. 26
    Blowing Whistles says:

    I noticed your organ – did not publish even ‘one’ reply to the C Booker ‘behemoth EU’ article of over a week ago – that seems a bit convenient – like an “inconvenient truth” or two … like what; no one replied to Mr Dohhh Simpson … really?

  27. 27
    Fred Bear says:

    Talk to yourself, why don’t you?

  28. 28

    Nah! Too busy on my data here. 11.5TB of it. The only thing I liked about Hezza was that he had his hair cut on the quarter days – exactly what I used to do. Getting one’s hair cut is non-productive time.

    I have worked 4 solid days on this with 3 hours sleep each night but I am in sight of the end and having a very strong BU strategy. My UPS is on the blink here and they cut the power for no reason at all without warning so it is problematic. Just come in at the odd moment and make a comment or two.

  29. 29
    Elsie Beattie (83 and a quarter) says:

    When you say “hair”, dear, you’re exaggerating slighty, aren’t you?

  30. 30
    Blowing Whistles says:

    Suppose he could in desperation do the old Margaret Moran defence trick!

    I am going to re-read what the Times published about the son giving testimony and of some tape recording that was doing the rounds about it – not that I have heard the tape recording – thats only for the ‘free free press’ to listen to … eh?

  31. 31
    Incapable Vince says:

    Probably Hoon. He’s a zealot, Calamity Clegg’s just a pillock.

  32. 32
    Blowing Whistles says:

    FO – you paid professional troll – I eat Cnuts like you for breakfast.

  33. 33
    Bored Subbie, Daily Male says:

    Yeah? Wotever. Some of us have lives to live. I can’t help it if you’re fixated with your knob end screen.

  34. 34
    Mrs. Trolley says:

    lol – in your dreams ;)

  35. 35

    No. I had a good mop up to my fifth decade.

    Unlike you, I did not grow hair that I could sit on…

  36. 36
    Blowing Whistles says:

    is that gas at the Four Marks golf club level?

  37. 37
    Barnehurst Bob says:

    From what we’ve seen regarding timings, if he gets off it would be on a legal technicality. And that does not make him innocent, so leadership of the LDs is not likely after that.

  38. 38
    Mrs. Trolley says:

    Yeah . So long since I hyperstriked. Glad my brain hadn’t forgotten.

  39. 39
    Blowing Whistles says:

    If he’s found innocent – what does it say for the Lib Dems – come on let’s be serious here – it says they are a party of corrupt 5hits. Its a public win-win.

  40. 40
    Tachybaptus says:

    And get asked for your keyring instead.

  41. 41
    Calamity Clegg says:

    Bet there were plenty of FibDem NoMarks at this Four Marks supper.

  42. 42
    Blowing Whistles says:

    You just carry on there subbie – living your life of one big lie. The DTP have had their day.

  43. 43

    That LibDem website is pretty wankily written.

    Like most of them, there is no sense of aesthetic.

  44. 44
    Blowing Whistles says:

    Hey trolley are you working in tandem with the troll. Professionals like you do generally work together – all in it together. Are you voting on the 22nd in that general election?

  45. 45
    Blowing Whistles says:

    I suppose we are after the watershed at present. umm.

  46. 46
    SBD says:

    EB scares Steve shitless because he can’t CONTROL her.

  47. 47
    SBD says:

    So, basically, you’re a baldy?

  48. 48
    Blowing Whistles says:

    I wonder if Vasiliki and Constance are having supper together tonight?

  49. 49

    Shariah banking not prophetable.

  50. 50
    Blowing Whistles says:

    SBD who’s EB?

  51. 51
    Derek Yeasty says:

    He won’t be the last.

  52. 52
    Tescos says:

    Bob’s pissed again.

  53. 53

    Perhaps they are eating the same dish…

  54. 54
    Blowing Whistles says:

    How long before the f-wit with the utubes catches on …

  55. 55
    SPD says:

    Some freaky bird. She used to be on the internet.

  56. 56
    Blowing Whistles says:

    And Beth creates a real din!

  57. 57
    Blowing Whistles says:

    You do remember that other old saying – revenge is a dish best served …?

  58. 58
    Jobby says:

    A bald ex-pat, ex-banker but now over-employed?

  59. 59
    IDS says:

    Oh do fuck off. :-)

  60. 60
    Carry says:

    @ Jobby

    He seems to like typing. Is there a place in this world for a typist?

  61. 61
    Blowing Whistles says:

    I’m gonna buy the sunday guido tommorrow – night night.

  62. 62
    anon aka B*b says:

    Not quite. Influenza has strengthened my resolve and I vow to drink more whilst attempting to shut down the right side of my brain completeley. For me, this is just an exercise in typing proper.

  63. 63
    E says:

    I ain’t :(

    Na nights ♥

    E x .

  64. 64
    Man on Waterloo Bridge says:

    It’s not you, is it?

  65. 65
    'Gypsy' Dave Cooper says:

    Chris Huhne, in my humble opinion, is a lying scumbag.

    He lied to his wife, his constituents and his God awful party and continues to lie.

    If he gets off then apart from losing a score with an old friend, it will prove beyond all doubt that those twats in Westminster are rotten to the very core.

  66. 66
    Judge Cantley says:

    Shut that down and there will be nothing left- in which case I can only say that you need psychiatric help of the type provided by the excellent Dr Gleadle.

  67. 67
    Lord Pierre de Handlesome says:

    He’s paying them four quid to listen.

  68. 68
    Say goodbye to the bag says:

    Was she the one who worked for James Dyson?

  69. 69
    BenefitParasites R Us says:

    Bloody hell, me and the missus have only worked 3 years between us the whole of our lives and now Dave is giving us £155 a week each for a pension. Thanks Dave. You’re a pal.

  70. 70
    Remington says:

    That was a narrow shave

  71. 71
    Chuka doesn't know his facts. Black Cabs have been made in China 4 years. It started under Labour says:

  72. 72
    Do you have a large "package"? says:

    He likes to be the Queen Bee. He and Polly would get on rather well, I think.

  73. 73
    Cash in hand says:

    Yes but it is cheaper to pay you outright Mr Parasite rather than employ an army of civil servants to work out all the credits and benefits that Gordon bribed awarded you.

  74. 74
    How much proof do you need? says:

    After the expenses scandal surely no more proof is required that it is beyond all doubt that those twats in Westminster are rotten to the very core?

  75. 75
    Elsie Beattie (83 and a quarter) says:

    You will never be “Man On Waterloo Bridge”, dear. He was a young scamp and not a trotter-outer. He used to lie under the pews in Saint Paul’s Cathedral and fiddle with his Blackberry.

  76. 76
    Life says:

    Nah! Just a pale immitation

  77. 77
    The Libor party says:

    Never let the facts get in the way of a tribal soundbite.

  78. 78
    Hang The Bastards says:

    Just hang the bastard and let’s move on with getting rid of the rest of the traitors who want us to be governed by Germany

  79. 79
    A voice of reason says:

  80. 80
    Hang The Bastards says:

    RACIST

    What’s wrong with a white cab ?

  81. 81
    One Term Dave says:

    Sometimes I’m so clever I even surprise myself.

  82. 82
    Man On Waterloo Bridge says:

    OMG !!!
    over it

    *STEVE* *BUCKLE* , some baldin , ex-pat shirker is now moderatin *Elsie Beattie (83 and a quarter)* , FFS .

    Talk about havin some kinda complex , an that .

    Stevie !! No one gives a shit . Get over urself , honey !!!

    Ta . MOWB

  83. 83
    ^o^ says:

    Polly has a job, though.

  84. 84
    Living in 96.98 percent white Merseyside says:

    I hope he gets off and then it will be a case of “up yours” to most of posters on this blog.

  85. 85
    Rage says:

    It took blarebrown 13 years to completely up fcuk this once proud countries industrial stratgey so piss orf blossom along with your phoney socialist chums Edx2. See ya all in 2020 (greying at the temples by then.)

  86. 86
    One Term Dave says:

    My aim is to be polling less than 10% behind UKIP by 2015.

  87. 87
    UK Debt Slave says:

    OMFG!!

    *BOB* *BOTHA* I remember youhoo !

    Some mid fifties benefits claimant from Pinner , ffs !!

    Talk about havin some kinda complex , an that .

    Bob! You have lost control , petal . No one would want to control u , darlin x

    Ta . UKDS

  88. 88
    Steve Buckle says:

    I’m one of life’s losers. That’s why Giudo took me on to write this crap. I could bore you to death in one sentence but that isn’t really my style. I prefer to drag the torture out over several years, or decades, if possible.

    Whatever, I’ll kill you with my tedium, whether you like it, or not.

    By the way – H a r r y C o l e is a fat poofter with a horrendous complex and an even worse hairdo.

    He pays me GBP100 a week to come here and bore myself. I’m not even trying. Do you understand. This is what I do when my brain is in neutral.

    Scary? I would think so.

    *All names have been mangled to protect the innocent*

  89. 89
    Kenneth Armitage says:

    No change there then.

  90. 90
    Steve Buckle says:

    I eats moderators for brekkie, babes ;- )

  91. 91
    'Gypsy' Dave Cooper says:

    Bloody hell! Is that the very best you can do?

  92. 92
    45 Govt Auto says:

    No it is Bob. I know.

  93. 93
    E says:

    U sounds quite normal , darlin ;p

    E x x .

  94. 94
    Harry Fredricks says:

    No you don’t. You live in Harrow.

  95. 95
    Diane Fatbott says:

    They never stop for me.

  96. 96
    BotMod says:

    Why should she try any harder, you twat?

  97. 97
    Dave Figgley says:

    Ha ha, son. The bloke’s a prick.

    Must dash – Ch5+1 is doing CBBBC

  98. 98
    Joss Ayinglike says:

    Not more foreign adventures. FFS !

  99. 99
  100. 100
    ME says:

    No. He uses the same keys that you do, Bob

  101. 101
    albacore says:

    Don’t be modest, Dave. You’re a genius
    If brains were Minis, yours would be a bus
    Or yet a liner or supertanker
    It’s only a shame that I just can’t figure out a last line for this humble tribute

  102. 102
    ME says:

    No you don’t, Bob

  103. 103
    ME says:

    See you there, Bob

  104. 104
    ME says:

    How many names do you post under, Bob?

  105. 105
    Chris Huhne says:

    Just ignore the fat, balding poofter.

  106. 106
    ME says:

    Thought you were going to bed, Bob..

  107. 107
    Anonymous says:

    We have Bob to do most of the names tonight.

    That Welsh twat will be along later.

  108. 108
    Steve Buckle says:

    Is that aimed at me or Kebabs, Chris?

  109. 109
    'Gypsy' Dave Cooper says:

    Just read that twitter post from Chukka or whatever his name is.

    If uninformed twats like him are allowed anywhere near making policy then bring it on. The sooner the shit hits the fan the better.

  110. 110
    ME says:

    Is Bob here?

  111. 111
    Chris Huhne says:

    Whoever. Beat yourself up about it.

  112. 112
    ME says:

    Are you talking about Bob, Chris?

  113. 113
    Bob says:

    *waves*

  114. 114
    ME says:

    Bob might by the end of tonight.

  115. 115
    Bob says:

    Fight? *grabs popcorn*

  116. 116
    Noose Watch says:

    You called ?

  117. 117
  118. 118
    Not Blowing Whistles says:

    Yes. But first he should be found in a jail cell, violated.

    Lets not jump the gun with his parole terms. :-)

  119. 119

    Bob has foreign adventures with boys. He has his female side.

  120. 120
    Bob says:

    Try me ;- )

  121. 121
    Jeremy Hunt, Minister for Genocide says:

    Care pathways are the way forward.

    http://newsbusters.org/blogs/tom-blumer/2013/01/12/not-news-us-60000-nhss-liverpool-care-pathway-death-uk-never-told

    Don’t let any silly concerns about Soylent Green or concerns about Zyklon now being available on the NHS concern you. Trust me.

  122. 122
    ME says:

    Are you male or female today, Bob?

  123. 123
    ME says:

    I did. You were crap.

  124. 124
    ME says:

    Which number is Ew@nme?

  125. 125
    Malware Alert. Contaminated Kebab says:

  126. 126
    Elsie Beattie (83 and a quarter) says:

    She’s just a bit bitter and twisted, dear. That’s why PS employed it, I suppose.

    In addition, she’s seen off several never had a real *wife* so must be feeling slightly fucked off with life and women generally?

    We DO get a mixed bag on here, don’t we dear?

  127. 127
    Beware of scousers carry hyperdermics. says:

    Liverpool. Britain’s very own Death Camp.

  128. 128
    Kenneth Armitage says:

    He had a gf called Sue but she appears to have left him.

  129. 129
    Jeremy Hunt, Minister for Genocide says:

    Yes, I can assure you we are only trialing this in Liverpool.

    Keep well young voter.

  130. 130
    Penaltypoints says:

    So what is his password?

  131. 131
    Hat says:

    so, is he on trial on Monday or not

  132. 132
    Robert says:

    I’m Middlesexual today.

    Are you still a screaming poofter?

  133. 133
    Robert says:

    Don’t mention the “Sue” word again. If you do, I might have to kill you.

  134. 134
    'Gypsy' Dave Cooper says:

    Again? I thought that bloke you shacked up was in PR or some other bollocks?

  135. 135
  136. 136
    Pope On A Rope says:

    Most gays are.

  137. 137
    Pope On A Rope says:

    1

  138. 138
    AQIM Watch says:

    Yes – and FFS the French – who F’d this thing up in the first place are f’ing involved.

    Containment is the best they are going to achieve.

    AQ are way ahead of the curve though – apparently been hassling Cote d’Ivoire past couple of days. Interesting thing is it looks like !ran has been paying people off down there in ammo, and the AQ mob have been clothes shopping at C+A Lahore.

    About time had a decent conflict in Africa, but Europe will lose this one and US looks like it would prefer to accept the caliphate and trade.

    When we start seeing English coffins return, just remember that France funded this lot.

  139. 139
    garden shed hacking expert says:

    0000 or 1234

  140. 140
    Dr Mengele says:

    All Liverpool’s MPs and most of their councillors are from the Labour party. the Royal Liverpool and Broadgreen University Hospitals NHS Trust is managed by those of the same persuasion. The Liverpool Care Pathway for the Dying Patient was developed in the late 1990’s when there was a Labour Government which situation continued unbroken until 2010.

    It is pretty pathetic to attempt to blame this on the Tories, whatever their other faults.

  141. 141
    David, call me Prime Minister if you like says:

    Mine’s 4321 but don’t tell the plebs.

    Love your show, btw. *Hugs*

  142. 142
    ME says:

    Death threats are not a very good idea over the social networks old chap. Have a drink and think again.

  143. 143
    DOB says:

    Born 2nd July 1954

    020754?

  144. 144
    45 Govt Auto says:

    Ew@nme is actually a fat bloke in his fifties in Pinner.

  145. 145
    David, call me Prime Minister if you like says:

    Rather amusing.

  146. 146
  147. 147
    Life says:

    They went on holiday together to ██████████.

  148. 148
  149. 149
    Elsie Beattie (83 and a quarter) says:

    I’m a dab-hand with crosswords, am I not, Reg, babes?

    Hmmm.

    They went on holiday together to Bognor Regis, dear?

  150. 150
    Elsie Beattie (83 and a quarter) says:

    They went on holiday together to kill each other, dear?

  151. 151
    Point of Information says:

    You are quite right that Labour got this policy rolling.

    That should not be forgotten which is why rolling the policy out to Kirkaldy should be on every right minded persons wish list.

    The Tories could have rolled it back, but have understandably been preoccupied averting the rest of armageddon which McMental and the other unmentionables now in opposition thought it would be a good idea to make happen.

    However, Hunt is worth branding as Minister for Genocide, not to smear the Tories as he is not representative of the party or its core values, but because he is a total C***.

  152. 152
    Dribble Snore Fart Snore follow through. says:

  153. 153
    Elsie Beattie (83 and a quarter) says:

    They went on holiday together to get away from the holiday sales rep, dear?

  154. 154
    ME says:

    No need to say where they went – yet.

    Curiously it was over one thousand miles south of Bognor Regis and a bit to the right. Amazing how coincidences just happen.

    2009

    October

  155. 155
    Ivy Baton-Round says:

    You caused my “winky” to seep involuntarily, dear.

  156. 156
    Elsie Beattie (83 and a quarter) says:

    You’re welcome, Ivy, dear.

  157. 157
    Sir Richard Branstone says:

    Don’t worry, sonny. Everyone laughs at the fat guy snoring on the train.

  158. 158
    'Gypsy' Dave Cooper says:

    What is it with people who use twitter? Can they not keep their sodding thoughts to themselves?

  159. 159
    Jimmy says:

    If he’s innocent does that make him ineligible to serve in Butch’s government?

  160. 160
    Dr Mengele says:

    It is amazing how some people shop themselves. Give him enough rope and he will do the job himself. A good warning to those who like to cause trouble, I would suggest.

  161. 161
    'Gypsy' Dave Cooper says:

    Let them carry on, it’s all on record now, no escape.

  162. 162
    Dr Mengele says:

    Indeed. Let everyone beware

  163. 163
    AQIM Watch says:

    And France starts bombing….

    http://www.reuters.com/article/2013/01/12/us-mali-rebels-idUSBRE90912Q20130112

    Apparently UN endorsed.

  164. 164
    Windy Miller says:

    Hang him from a wind turbine, it would be a fitting end

  165. 165
    Rupert Murdoch says:

    Fuck off you fat Hunt. The were laughing because you’re a sad fat wanker

  166. 166
    Piss Organ says:

    Looks like our least favourite twat could be taken off air:

    http://www.wnd.com/2013/01/cnns-piers-morgan-to-be-taken-off-air/

  167. 167
    EU Watch says:

    Looks like Russia is not happy with the pro-active French moves.

    http://english.pravda.ru/opinion/columnists/13-01-2013/123455-france_failure-0/

    This is more to do with Syria and the upcoming FUKUS negotiations, but the timing is very clear.

    Killing PKK in Paris, if that de-rails the Turkey-Kurdistan talks going on at present the UK and any other person on the planet who is not a complete a$$-hole should invoke Section III against France.

  168. 168
    The Third Gates says:

    a place in this world for a typist?
    Six hundred and forty thousand of them ought to be plenty.

  169. 169
    Machiavellian thought for the day says:

    Now it looks like Cameron may be giving a referendum on the Europe issue, possibly hoping to play for a pro EU card on the basis of joint UK / EU (mainly French) responses against muzzies in Mali and Syria, what would happen if he still got the no vote ?

    Or – if those in Europe who are pulling his strings suspect he is going to be in no other position than to withdraw, what next ?

    If the EU wanted to change UK public opinion, perhaps by assassinating individuals or carrying out some sort of terror attack, who and what would be best targeted ? Would they be interested in saving the Union fox, or perhaps decide that sending the UK to hell properly as it leaves is preferable ?

    Right now, one thinks, is a very dangerous time to be in politics indeed.

    Let us hope Dave has some more healthy rabbits to pull from his hat moving forward and the knives across the channel stay sheathed for now.

  170. 170
    Emma Leven says:

    Time for one to go swiftly strolling down the outside memory lane :

  171. 171
    ?yllaeR says:

    I think you will find both are of the zealot variety. Clegg of all things EU Huhne of all things green. Both of which, are very lucrative to their proponents and very expensive, for the rest of us.

  172. 172
    ?yllaeR says:

    Your comment is of no surprise, you are an establishment supporting cretin, after all is said and done.

  173. 173
    ?yllaeR says:

    Of course not, just like Ed, Cameron has deadlines to make and messages to sell. Do you not even try to keep up?

  174. 174
    ?yllaeR says:

    You will succeed Dave, just as your Fabian minders ordered you to.

  175. 175
    Don't wanna do it like Doug says:

    About bloody time too – this scam has been going on for years :

    http://www.guardian.co.uk/money/2013/jan/12/oft-to-acts-on-unfair-gym-contracts

  176. 176
    Minnie Haha says:

    Sounds like you got a virus mate. get a new tablet…..:-)

  177. 177
    o'Bama Sin-Laden says:

    http://tinyurl.com/b4rq7w8

    I couldn’t possibly support the destruction of other planets –
    I’m too busy destroying this one.

  178. 178
    Minnie Haha says:

    Sky paper review this morning highlighted the deadly duo Clarke and Mandy joining forces to scare us shitless about leaving. Should be fun for a couple of weeks! Get the popcorn in while stocks last.

  179. 179
    Alastair Campbell Murderer says:

    I thought the main purpose of going to a gym was to lose pounds.

  180. 180
    The Rich Immersive Buzzword Bingo Experience says:

    “to pull from his hat moving forward and the”

    Kerrrrrrrching!

  181. 181
    a psychiatrist writes says:

    you were 1 minute late

  182. 182
    a psychiatrist writes says:

    Just a comment or two? Fuck knows what it would be like if you commented more often

  183. 183
    jimmy Savile stroked my hamster says:

    I remember when Paul- Huhn and Clegg were going head for head in a debate for the Leadership of their Party .

    They both could not say enough to agree with the other .

    If you should be paying your taxes in UK be very careful with these two around.

  184. 184
    Owen Jones says:

    I bow to your massively greater understanding of the concept of ‘irony’

  185. 185
    rebekah says:

    clarke and mandy? They have about as much credibility with the electorate as gordon!!

    Interesting though that DT this morning says dave is determined we shall stay in the eu so one wonders what he is going to say in that speech. If he doesn’t promise an in/out referendum I think his political career, sadly, will come to a screeching halt in 2015.

  186. 186
    rebekah says:

    I didn’t know too much about the libdems before this coalition. In my naivety I actually thought they would prove to be an efficient political force and probably manage to knock labour into third place in 2015.

    How wrong I was. They are an utter corrupt shower and huhne, laws, cleggie and teather are just an unentertaining front and what appe@rs to be an unsuccessful comedy act.

  187. 187
    ed martin says:

    is there a goolf club named DRIVER?

  188. 188
    Arse fuck for freedom says:

    Should be “they are one of the parties of corrupt shits”

  189. 189
    Albert Pierrepoint says:

    Just oiling the trap door hinges, Guv’nor. Won’t be a minute. Has he finished his breakfast yet?

  190. 190
    Nick Griffin says:

    ConDems say pensioners’ winter fuel payments face austerity cut, but Camoron sends troops & jets to meddle in Mali. Not our fight!

  191. 191
    Arse fuck for freedom says:

    “sad fat sweaty wanker” please

  192. 192
    One Term Dave says:

    Is there any section of the electorate that I have’nt totally pissed-off? If you know of any please contact central office.

  193. 193
    bergen says:

    I see from the map that Mali is entirely landlocked. Perhaps Dave can offer the French the services of the Royal Navy.

  194. 194
    Anonymous says:

    He may have a busy week ahead but let’s hope he has plenty of time on his hands for the few years afyterwards!

  195. 195
    next oil war please, says:

    Has the Mali got oil?, it’s not our fight anyway, between Labour and the LibCons they have yet again destroyed our military, so will they be sending troops who are have already received their redundancy notices but still have time on call for emergency response.

  196. 196
    Gordon Brown says:

    I always said he was a bad egg.

  197. 197
    I hate Bliar says:

    No shortage of (morally) corrupt shits:

    http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/politics/tony-blair/9797837/Tony-Blair-widens-his-web-via-the-stock-markets.html

    Let’s hope the bastard loses a bloody fortune.

  198. 198
    Parasites R Us says:

    There is no point in working. Simply make a career on benefits, pay no national insurance and then get a guaranteed pension. You know it makes sense.

  199. 199
    Pension fror Marr says:

    Hey the blokey standing in for Jug Ears is actually doing a decent job. Ed Miliband well on the ropes.

    BBC look and learn, this is how it should be done.

  200. 200
    Owen Jones says:

    “My bed is for 2 things. Sleeping and fucking. Not drinking tea.” Don’t be jel x

  201. 201
    One Term Dave says:

    It’s important for Britain to be at the “top table” and to stay in the EU for all the cushy sinecures for failed politicians.

  202. 202
    T'Old Fella says:

    Mersysider why worry, they are just jealous of Mersyside’s nearly totally white population (a lot of true Irish descendancey) as they live prodominantly in that lovely city called London, the indigenous population is becoming a minority.

  203. 203
    Ah ffs says:

    As Marr is not on and it’s too cold to go to a car boot, I thought I would watch the Marr show or should be called Labours flagship, “Labour lies”, Ed is on and he is trying to be charming but his soft non working hands are flying everywhere, the crap he is spouting, would shame a con artist who was trying to sell the BT tower to a rich Russian.

  204. 204
    Owen Jones' mum says:

    Wash your own sheets! It’s like trying to get cardboard into the washing machine. And tell your boyfriend to stop pissing in the drawers!

  205. 205
    Taxi for Miliband says:

    Ed Miliband on Marr talking about welfare and he includes the state pension in Welfare.

    No the State pension is NOT Welfare Miliband you Twat. It is a pension fund that every working in the UK has contributed into. The state pension is a legally binding state run pension fund. Except you Labour twats tried to turn it into welfare by also paying state pensions to those who have NOT Contributed. YOU Fucking Lefty TWAT

  206. 206
    A Common Market Good. A political superstate very Bad, very bad indeed. says:

    Never before this weekend has so much Bullshit been spouted about the benefits of being in the EU. It is obviously a cross party front supported by Dave.

  207. 207
    One Term Dave says:

    Yes, but this is exactly what I plan to do with my plans for £155 for everyone, regardless of NI contributions. It’s a real vote winner!

  208. 208
    P.Mandevilson, the Eminence Greasy says:

    <b? Socialism ? That's just for the little people.

  209. 209
    we've heard all the threats now it's time to have a vote says:

    It’s a will or won’t time, he will stay in the EU against the we won’t, of the people of this country, 2015 Dave, even adding all the charms boys and girls writing the drivel you spout ,your going to have to get the removal men into number 10.

  210. 210
    Anonymous says:

    it is said (and felt) that time is moving faster, cause we have become more creative. hurrah.

    Will our judiciary lengthen jail sentences as a result?

  211. 211
    A flat rate will level the playing field says:

    At least a flat rate means those who have not contributed get no more than those who are fully paid up. As it stands now if you have not bothered to save you end up with a pension plus benefits plus credits worth many times more than those who have saved all their lives.

  212. 212
    Owen Jones says:

    My boyfriend says that when he sees me on the BBC telling everyone about the eveil Tories he gets a lovely stiffy.

  213. 213
    Chancer says:

    So how about letting me have some of the money in your bank account? I haven’t contributed to that either.

  214. 214
    Owen Jones says:

    Conclusion from Marr Show today: What is the point of Guido Fawkes ?

  215. 215
    Gobby mouth's R us says:

    No homework Owen?.

  216. 216
    Dave is Toast says:

  217. 217
    albacore says:

    Ain’t it great to see Dave and Hollande all pally
    With a few British planes and troops off to Mali
    So, you never know, Dave might, one day, yet decide
    To secure our own borders and check who’s inside

  218. 218
    Gobby mouth's R us says:

    The Marr show is what it name says, its a tv show for the rich left who live in Londonistan who are already brainwashed to lies and ineptness, the tv show to watch, is the tv that is switched off when the Marr show is being transmitted, it’s not possible to watch a tv programme on BBC1 channels on a Sunday.

  219. 219
    Taxfodder says:

    Chris Huhne, Guilty or not…a prime example of all that’s wrong with the greater majority British MP’s.

    Gutless ignorant conniving dishonest feckless greedy work-shy chancing scroungers…

    The only people they represent is themselves and this they do…perfectly!

  220. 220
    Anonymous says:

    I can’t even leave a twitter reply, the fat twat has blocked me from using his site for calling him a fat twat..

  221. 221
    Yvonne from The Colliers Arms Clydach says:

    Having read the Daily Mail I thought Huhne had been banged to rights .

    I cannot understand why he should plead not guilty and why it is taking so long to get to trial .

    No wonder the country is in a mess.

  222. 222
    UKID says:

    Sheepshaggers of the World unite !

  223. 223
    Losers lost says:

    Ding dong, removal men here mr Camoron.

  224. 224
    Fish says:

    He did invite Milislime to take a free kick on the NHS though (he could have asked them about Stafford).

    Also notable that the band-wagon jumping opportunistic parasite would not commit himself to anything – not a thing – ahead of his manifesto. The ‘one nation’ slogan stealer, though, did say that he would tax the rich.

    Dangerous, dangerous idiot

  225. 225
    The Military Government of Mali says:

    We would just like to thank you for the transport planes.

  226. 226
    anonymouse says:

    “For Mention” on the court papers would appear to suggest that the case will be deferred. Don’t hold your breath.

  227. 227
    Tiny Tom says:

    I blame it all on Global warming…or is it Global cooling…or is it Global staying the same? Now I’m totally conufsed.

  228. 228
    Damned Impertinent Questions says:

    Snail porridge to start?

  229. 229
    Damned Impertinent Questions says:

    Its OK.For the last 10 years you have been listening to a fairy story told by some bad men to scare the little people and make them pay lots of money for things they dont need.Just like elections

  230. 230
    STuN says:

    Breaking news!!!

    Keith Chegwin to take over the Andrew Marr show

  231. 231
    Fish says:

    Looks like Ed (‘when I govern’) Milibandwagon has got a dose of the Trots from continuity Ken’s red brigade.

    http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2261520/Ed-Miliband-hires-Trotskyite-claimed-Gordon-Brown-pandered-fascists-new-aide.html

  232. 232
    Owen Jones"The Cheekie Chappie" says:

    My Protestant girlfriend just bought a pair of Union Jack knickers.

    Every time I take them down there’s a fucking protest.

  233. 233
    With one bound...he was free !!! says:

    It’s the word of one person against another and unless their is corroborating evidence…..so don’t hold your breath

  234. 234

    And our next caller is Carina from Eastleigh. Hi Carina, who do want to send a message to?

    To Chris

    Chris, is he the love in your life?

    Yeah..well..the male one,anyway.

    Smashing! And what do you want to tell him.

    I love him, and I’m thinking of him all the time coz he’s going away.

    Great! Is he going away for long

    About 3 years.

    Lovely! And what song would you like us to play for him.

    Who’s gonna drive you home, by the Cars.

    Brilliant, have a great day Caria….and Vikki from London says, she’d like Greased Lightning, for her old friend, who is also called Chris, and she says he used to love driving, but has recently been told he has to stop….ahh…poor old Chris…that’s such a shame..ok…Denis from Rotherham texted to say he’s recently retired and is busy clearing out the garage. ….

  235. 235

    Thanks! We borrowed them off the Americans.

  236. 236
    Cameron is STILL preferable to Labour but not by much !!! says:

    Not surprising many Tory Supporters intend to vote UKIP in 2014 European Elections to give Cameron(and Europe)a kicking. However many will return at 2015 General Election faced with possibility of Labour returning to government and vote for Cameron although they’ll hold their noses whilst doing so …as he has totally alienated his core vote and most do not any longer regard him as a Tory but a closet LibDem…..if he loses the 2015 election or fails again to get an overall majority then Cameron will be ex-Tory leader by weekend following the election

  237. 237
    Arse bandit of old England. says:

    Strange as he usually comes early!

  238. 238
    Arse bandit of old England. says:

    If experience shows that an individual or a company are useless why would you not want to ensure that you don’t do business with them?

  239. 239
    Ah! Monika 2013 +1 says:

    Defence chiefs have drawn up new contingency plans designed to prevent hostile action by Argentina towards the Falkland Islands.

    AND what have they been doing for the last 30 years?

  240. 240
    Dumbed down Britain says:

    Knowing the BBC these days its more likely to be Fearne Cotton !

  241. 241
    Dumbed down Britain says:

    ITV missed a trick not asking Tom to compete in Tom Daleys “Splash” .

  242. 242
    Loopy Lou LLB (Hons) says:

    So if he is not convicted because of the lack of a corroborating witness that does not mean then that he did not do the crime.

  243. 243
    Loopy Lou LLB (Hons) says:

    As long as the case proceeds to full trial I am confident the Jury will reach the correct conclusion.

  244. 244
    David Beatty says:

    I once met a student sponsored by the Swiss Navy, and he didn’t sail on Lake Geneva. Then again, they didn’t carry guns; but does our navy, these days ?

  245. 245
    albacore says:

    Are what is left of the Tories that daft?
    How Gordon’s gang must just have cheered and laughed
    To see what the nominal Opposition
    Had dug up to stick in its top position

  246. 246
    Losers lost says:

    Training in political correctness, what else would you expect.

  247. 247
    Delboy says:

    Exactly !

    And we all have the bills to prove it .

  248. 248
    Eeyore says:

    I’d pay more than £12 to hear a prick talk.

  249. 249
    Tay King-dePisse says:

    Of course, Fat Bastard, you COULD lose all the weight, and (A) you wouldn’t tire yourself out so much and need to nod off like that, and (B) you probably wouldn’t have the sleep apnea problem when you did nod off.
    But then we couldn’t call you “B!lly Bunter,” “Fatty Holly,” or my favourite, “Fat Bastard,” if you did. I shouldn’t have made that suggestion.
    I’m going to fucking regret it.

  250. 250
    Anonymous says:

    I hope we don’t leave the EU.

    Did you know that if we do, then our rainwater will disappear and we will all go thirsty and hungry, how can we let this happen?

    It’s dreadful, in any case we really must join the Euro currency soon too or we will eventually suffer. We really must listen to other countries leaders and all those Conservative grandees who know so much better than the likes of you and me.

    Take heed and stay in the EU.

  251. 251
    old SHEP says:

    Are we running a two tier legal system now Huhne, one for the rich and privileged and another for all us oiks?.

  252. 252
    Eeyore says:

    Pedantically – but it is important – he cannot be found innocent, only guilty or not guilty.

    As you suggest. ‘not guilty’ would not clear his name, but would mean no more than that he was not found guilty beyond reasonable doubt.

    Something like that in his background, especially if it came about via the legal technicality you mention, would leave hanging in the air the sort of smell that would disqualify him from high office…..at least until Brussels imposes governments on the UK as it has on Greece and Italy.

  253. 253
    Ah! Monika 2013 +1 says:

    What’s a Tera byte.
    Chips.

    11.5 FFS that’s the Equivalent of the British Library and The Library of Congress.

  254. 254
    The Libor party says:

  255. 255
    Losers lost, Leaders we don't have says:

    People voted for the NuCons last time just to get Brown out, nobody was sure about Camoron as we are now,he’s proved he’s just an EU zombie like the rest, it doesn’t matter who gets to be in charge in 2015 as the triangle is the same on all sides, EU, next stop 3rd world or the country goes into civil disruptions like Greece, both are now acceptable to people as we have lost our own capital and look as if we will lose our identity, vote ED and Labour, sooner we get them in the sooner it kicks off.

  256. 256
    Ah! Monika 2013 +1 says:

    Finding an unbiased jury will be difficult.

  257. 257
    EU Ed says:

    We will organise math pwotethts if outdated nathional gwoups like the English, Thcots or Welsh twy to westwict the flying of the EU flag over government buildings.

  258. 258
    old SHEP says:

    What’s wrong with 50% unemployment and rioting in the streets?, says BBC.

  259. 259
    Ah! Monika 2013 +1 says:

    David Cameron’s former policy guru has spoken of his “horror” at Downing Street’s inability to control government decisions. Steve Hilton admitted that the Prime Minister often finds out about policies from newspapers or the radio.

    Just like Thatcher!

  260. 260
    Tony Blair says:

    LibDems have paid £12 to hear their local MP, perhaps for the last time, before his busy week ahead…

    HOW MUCH???

  261. 261
    Fish says:

    It’s continuity Labour. In the form of the Senior Civil Service

  262. 262
    STuN says:

    1125–75; (noun) Middle English; earlier privilegie (< Old French privilege ) < Latin prīvilēgium orig., a law for or against an individual, equivalent to prīvi- (combining form of prīvus one's own) + lēg- (see legal) + -ium -ium; (v.) Middle English privilegen (< Middle French privilegier ) < Medieval Latin prīvilēgiāre, derivative of prīvilēgium

  263. 263
    old SHEP says:

    Oh dear, Godwins law moment again.

  264. 264
    old SHEP says:

    Enough to pay for some ‘snout’.

  265. 265
    Chriselee says:

    Twelve pounds to listen to that twat,if he paid me £12 I’d still give it a miss.

  266. 266
    old SHEP says:

    I’d tune in for some milf.

  267. 267
    Losers lost, Leaders we don't have says:

    I thought that was illegal, having to pay to see your own MP, but I suppose these days it’s expected, as it must be “within the rules”.

  268. 268
    Muhaaaaaaaaaaaamed says:

    THE BBC’s new multi-million pound TV news studio has been built to be “suicide bomber-proof”.

    We’ll see.

  269. 269
    STuN says:

    Danny Alexander is a C*NT

  270. 270
    Cara Trimmingthem says:

    £6 per earplug.

  271. 271
    Abu fucking Qatada says:

    Can I have a look inside?

  272. 272
    Taxpayer says:

    ‘Common Purpose’ will see he is found not guilty that’s what they do look after scum with this.

  273. 273
    Ah! Monika 2013 +1 says:

    Police ‘must reflect society’

    Err. That’s the problem. They do.

  274. 274
    Gawd Help Us says:

    Ably put and 100% correct.

  275. 275
    YorkshireLad says:

    And people actually PAID to listen to him???

  276. 276
    Ivan Agenda says:

    I can only hope that the £12 includes the meal.
    No? Oh well!

  277. 277
    Legal Landlord says:

    He’s also blocked me on twitter

  278. 278
    David ich-bin-ein-Frankfurter Cameron says:

    I’m a great believer in straw polls.

  279. 279
    Viv Dean says:

    Who’s driving home afterwards?

  280. 280
    Uncle Manglebum says:

    The real Owen is a little k weer. He doesn’t do girlfriends.

  281. 281
    Calamity Clegg says:

    No change there then.

  282. 282
    I d on't nee d no doctor says:

    Mark my words, Ed Miliband is evil.

  283. 283
    Four-eyed English Genius says:

    German chicken on the menu?

  284. 284
    Billy from Swansea Dockers Club says:

    There would be a fucking big protest if I was around.

  285. 285
    Anonymous says:

    hello,
    So were all going to get a state pension of £154.00 per week in 2015! BALLS this is only a ploy to get money from people to fund wars(like the apollo space missions that did not happen ,they were faked to get money to pay to extend the Vietnam war) on the poor of the world .

  286. 286
    One Term Dave says:

    Wrong. Only those who retire after 2017 will get the new pension, irrespective of national insurance contributions.

  287. 287
    Anonymous says:

    Hello,
    Oh dear we are picking at straws ,the gist of my blogg is that were being screwed by the Fascist establishment and being used to force military action on those people who dont want to be injured become homeless or die .

  288. 288
    Handycock (Teen Fondler) says:

    Don’t lose sleep over this Chris. The Grand Master has done his bit – Judge and jury too if it gets to court – but most likely there will be ‘not enough evidence’ when the time comes. Boaz

  289. 289
    CarryHole is a Dismal Hunt says:

    THE BBC’s new multi-million pound TV news studio has been built to be rich multicultural diversity proof.”

  290. 290
    CarryHole is a Dismal Hunt says:

    LIBLABCON = Rent-seeking parties enabling the politically connected to loot the most money, distracting us with benefit claimants ripping us off.

  291. 291
    Damned Impertinent Questions says:

    Tin Foil hat slipping dear?off the Meds are we?

  292. 292
    Damned Impertinent Questions says:

    The gist of your blog is bollox and you are deluded. I urge you to :

    1 stop smoking that stuff

    2 bin your Arthur Scargill icons (he lost in the end)

    3 resign from the SWP

    4 seek medical help

  293. 293
    bandersnatch says:

    A good article. Jeremy Hunt is naive if he thinks that the parcelling up of health care to local area health authorities next April (ours is the OHA, the Oxfordshire Area Health Authority), plus the giving of extra money to those same organisations for every ‘dying’ patient put on the LCP, plus the generalised ‘permission’ forms foisted on older people, even those out in the community, who are felt to be vulnerable, or even mildly chronically ill, will not lead to people who are NOT near to death, but just weak, or old, or with one or two extra disabilities being hustled along the convenient path to a cheap and hasty death. I had a minor leg infection which was successfully treated at home by a Community Nurse. I am over 70. I was given one of these forms to sign. I was supposed to give permission to any NHS worker to discuss ‘my case’ with any other without reference to me, and to carry out any treatment deemed necessary without refernce to me, or discussion with me, if it was decided by NHS staff that it was in my ‘best interest!’ That got a big NO from me, and it got me a visit from a wheedling and bullying admin type nurse to try and persuade me otherwise! Ye gods! That would have amounted to generalised permission to bump me off without even informing me that it was happening! In my ‘best interest’ not to be bothered with intrusive treatment, or unnecessary pipes and tube,s or over much stress… just a nice slow exit … no bedblocking… easier than giving me fulminating pneumonia by putting me next to an infected person, or giving me MRSA or C diff after all. I’m not averse to proper palliative care and the old diamorphine exit. My mother, fully aware and in control, had such a humane exit at home after discussion with Marie Curie nurses. But being bumped off to suit the bureaucrats. WAKE UP HUNT!

  294. 294
    Harriet Halfman says:

    The court of public opinion finds him guilty

  295. 295
    bandersnatch says:

    There is a distinction, or there certainly used to be, between Contributory Benefits (like pensions) which we all pay into by National Insurance, and Welfare Benefits which were supposed to be the safety net for the poor. That included housing benefit and such like. There used to be separate thick books at Citizens Advice Bureau to explain each. Now it is all conflated and confused and many people think anyone not currently in work is necessarily a freeloader.

  296. 296
    Anonymous says:

    “”Steve Hilton admitted that the Prime Minister often finds out about policies from newspapers or the radio.”

    I think it would be a lot safer for the rest of us if Ms Brook’s deepest admirer were not allowed to find out government policies at all.

  297. 297
    bandersnatch says:

    I know who I’d believe out of Chris Huhne and Vicki Pryce! Surely the judge could make a distiction between the two of them after questioning them: the one shifty as hell ,and the other pretty straightforward. What kind of proof or corroborating evidence could there be? What would be accepted?

  298. 298
    Mr Quelch says:

    Or possibly up someone.

    Wouldn’t like to guess who.

  299. 299
    Mr Quelch says:

    Have you tried standing in the road.? Works every time I hear. Go on – try it…..pretty please.

  300. 300
    Jen The Blue says:

    If Huhne is convicted I will eat my left testicle, pan fried in garlic butter.

  301. 301
    Mr Quelch says:

    The only section that you should be worried about DC is that part of the Mental Health Act which deals with deluded & dribbling nutters in case we send the nice men in white coats to come a’knocking on your door armed with large syringes and straitjackets.

  302. 302
    Anonymous says:

    billions have been made…that’s capitalism for you. was it all about the capital?
    socialism gives you emotional persecution.
    so one leads to debt s,l,a,v,e,r,y and the other to d,e,a,t,h.

    Has it always been about the m,a,s,t,e,r r,a,c,e?

  303. 303
    treetop says:

    Can our political community get any worse ? Sadly, you have just said it can. How desperate can the Liberals get ?

  304. 304
    hootsmon says:

    You should go to Kirkaldy, laddae.

  305. 305
    We'llKip says:

    CompareTheMeekTwat.com

  306. 306
    maitre d' says:

    ..avec frites?

  307. 307
    What Have the Romans done for us? Rubbish collections? Garbage! says:

    Who got the sliver coins?

    Wasn’t me guv!

  308. 308
    What Have the Romans done for us? Rubbish collections? Garbage! says:

    Huhne watched too much Top Gear with Jezza Clarkson – always knew he was subversive for the english.

    Should have listened to Captain Slow, aka James May.

    Hamster? -o h dear, seemed to have run over him, but put him in the curry too, says James May,

    Stop laughing May – it was not that funny, for fuck sakes. Get back to your joanna.

  309. 309
    Edward. says:

    It would be interesting to know how much filthy lucre teflon Chris has ‘invested’ in clearing his name – I mean we all know he’s innocent and this is a plot – we all love you really Chistopher please hurry back to government – the EU are missing your lively output and the Tories miss your clever, crafty briefings too…….

    Fingers crossed luv.

    xxx.

  310. 310
    Kimberley says:

    I see his silly ex wife Vicky Price is being given yet more publicity.

    http://www.standard.co.uk/comment/comment/vicky-pryce-we-could-be-moving-towards-a-referendum-just-as-the-european-economy-is-turning-the-corner-to-recovery-8450814.html

    How has the Euro worked out for your home country Vicky?

  311. 311
    Isambard Kingdom Brunel says:

    Sure way to guarantee electoral suicide either way.

  312. 312
    Vicar of Bray says:

    I’ve always had a soft spot for him – in the cesspit.

  313. 313
    adamdelved says:

    If it could its ideas would be seminal
    IGMC


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