H-Day
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Ed Balls stretches credulity by claiming he isn’t ambitious…
“I would love to be part of Ed’s Labour government but what I do next for me is not an all-consuming passion. I’m more bothered, in a personal sense, about getting to grade 8 piano by the time I’m 50.”
Bill Quango MP says:
Ned Flanders – Clegg
Lisa Simpson – Natalie Bennett
Milhouse – Hilary Benn
Martin Prince – Andy Burnham
Edna Krabappel – Luciana Berger
Crazy Cat Lady – Glenda jackson
Comic book guy – John Prescott
Carl – Chucka
Lenny – Philip Hammond
Willie – Eric joyce
Poochie – Gordon Brown
Reverend Lovejoy – Tony Blair
Good.
HANG HIM!
At a North Sea wind farm preferably.
Will this wriggling scumbag escape justice?
probably
Huhne will benefit from the very finest justice that money can buy.
One of the many who sit in the Palace of Westminster who have used their position of Power to mislead, deflect the Truth until they dont know what the Truth is…. How could they be anything less in their proffession mixing with the likes of Sir Jimmy Saville. All the Chickens coming home to Roost, as the market punishes the West’s Prolific Ponzi scheme developed in the 80′s Reagan economics carried through the 90′s Put on Steroids by Bliar as he bloated the Public sector. Eye watering renumeration packages for the Public Sector.. All coming to a Sticky end.. Only trouble they are taking the real economy with Them.
I’d be happy with thirty days inside, on porridge, for perjury.
Get it done Chris H, come clean – it is good for the soul, give it a good cleanout.
Could be a book advance in it for you?
that is a wind farm thats being built and run with susidies feed in tariffs so high the foreign manufacturers and operators are laughing their socks off at how incompetant out politicians are !
More red tape!
Ladies and gentlemen, please join me in welcoming your new deputy Prime Minister!
Aren’t we lucky, at last someone that can be trusted in the Lib Dems…
Trusted to lie, steal, perjure, adultery?
Allegedly
BRING BACK THE GAS CHAMBERS.
We can’t afford them due to Green rent-seekers such as huhne.
What about Laws? Yet another Lib Dem crook.
Or will he claim to stressed(mentally ill) to plead? Following in the footsteps of MM!
Huhne has an injunction? Really?
Or maybe CB has the injunction?
Either way, if true, what gives judges the right to make up the law rather than apply it?
Did Ed Balls invent the karate move known as the Blood Orange?
No that was Peter Hain
I thought it was Stephen Milligan.
Stephen Milligans death wasn’t the straitforward perv case it was supposed to be.
Guy was most likely murdered.Do a google with Milligan and Fashanu
SM gave a bad name to wardrobes – but MFI did give out a bag of oranges though on each sale of a flatpack wardrobe, I heard, in a marketing move.
I thought my three year old was an opera fan until I found his colelction of Cambodian Communist revolutionary propaganda posters
Oooh goody! Another missing words round.
Monday Southwark Crown Court 3
“For Mention” whatever this means. I assume its for another postponement.
Clam yourselves
No need for you to worry Chris. All is squared with the Grand Master – and we are all confident of a ‘not enough evidence’ result. Boaz.
Whitewash at the ready
So in other words, the case will be heard next Monday morning?
Guilty plea and writing his ex-misses out of it ?
Would be the honourable thing to do
Honourable? Sorry – what does that mean?
Or not. For aught we know from what Guido’s showing, three days from now, Chris could be playing forward in a Rugby League match. Although, for a politician, you’d figure hooker was more appropriate.
Give him some credit where its due he managed a ‘conversion’ with that bint
Well, nice try on his part anyway.
And they’ve been moving the goalposts for his trial date for way too long.
Although I’m strictly a Rugby Union man ( better class of chaps to share your communal after match bath , what what) I would be willing to change codes for just this match to see him carried from the field on a stretcher, preferably deeply unconscious, after I had “spear tackled” him the first time he got hold of the ball . I would accept the Red Card and whatever ban may ensue with total equanimity.
This man , and I use that word reluctantly, is an absolute cad and a bounder.
Can. We forgeft the. Big brother redactions and print the lo of it ….
Who are you fbrifhtened o. … Leveson??
Pointless running these cockteasers. Either print what you know or stay stumm until you can state some empirical fact.
+1
Google -twitter- huhne -read
Let he who is without sin cast the first blog post
So are you saying that these articles get you aroused?
David Cameron, Nick Clegg laughing as Chris Huhne runs out of excuses to stop him facing a Crown Court Trial on Monday Morning?
I think Guido is making the point that we’re not allowed to report any empirical facts, Diliguff.
Several times daily it would seem.We got the point the first time. I thought he’d got a new spellchecker which automatically redacted when he was in orthographic error.
And whatever happened to the Guido argument that being based in Ireland, UK law didn’t pertain? Or has that crumbled like Huhne’s defence?
Far more fun this way … to click bait with hoon the huhne
Why aren’t we allowed to know what Huhne, Pryce and Constant Brisket got up to?
because the video doesn’t get released till December 2013
Hush, Constance is of colour. She’s untouchable!
I must remember to tell our Owen to keep a box of tissues in his bedroom. This duvet cover is so stiff I can hardly get it into the washing machine.
I was starching my drawers when the bottle leaked over my bed.
Woof.
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A stiff duvet cover is nothing. I once fell over and broke my pajamas.
I’ve seen things I’ll never forget.
whuhne?
Or assume that the witnesses summoned in force
In Exchequer, Queen’s Bench, Common Pleas, or Divorce,
Have perjured themselves as a matter of course
all covered up in dark Brown sauce?
Now this guy is a pleb.
Amazed how many lazy/ignorant folk have access to computers.
All you have to do is Google ” Price of a pint of milk” and Google brings up
” did you mean…when is Huhnes case to be heared”
Go on then, how much is a pint of milk?
Just be carefull out there and NEVER spend more than 3 minutes on your research
I Googled Price of a pint of milk and it said this:
Can you tell me what I should make of this?
Semi?
For gargling or swallowing?
Ah clotted cream, yummie
You should watch your cholesterol otherwise you will get a stroke.
+1
+400,000,000
SC,
Don’t Marr the thread by making light of the drug habits of Political correspondents .
Oh! Come come now, AC1!
Marr didn’t have a stroke – that requires possession of a functioning brain. Mind you, to have had a heart attack he must have had a pump…
I got “Compare Fresh Milk prices in Tesco via mySupermarket”
I like chocolate milk. Hmmm, yummy!
Compere the Dear Scat dot cum
Nice to live in a free country where justice can be seen to be done. Anybody know one I could move to?
Syria ?
Bradford
Rotherham
The Islamic Republic of Tower Hamlets?
Chile
Ooh, that may clash with our compilation celebrating his greatest moments in politics and life we were going to run that night. Oh well, guess we can just bury it and let ITV run the truth a few weeks later…
Try harder. We must be able to get Thatcher in somewhere!
It does not matter how many times I attempt this, the result is always the same:
Chris Huhne is almost universally known as a ████.
I suppose it is a family blog.
Hi SC – have been watching all the redacted huhne stuff and wanted to run this past you:
If as we know with the clear evidence in the case which came into the public domain by Ms P’S own hand there is a guilty verdict …
What are the “HUGE implications” – and I DO MEAN “HUGE IMPLICATIONS” for the state / the libdumbs / and the CC AGW myth makers?
The only ‘logical reason’ as far as I can see; for the secret hearings and press blackout – is because of the seriousness of the ministerial position Hunnhie did eventually land. His lies [I openly call them lies] about CLimatic Change etc are manifest …
Thus the whole bubble really ought to burst – but what of the not so great and good who have all been selling the People – nothing but lies?
Whatever I say, I don’t wish to create a hostage to fortune over Contempt of Court proceedings so I will keep to general terms.
Criminal proceedings are not my immediate forté so that is also an inhibition.
What we can discuss is what the court has stated in its notices which is that an Order has been brought under Contempt of Court Act 1981.
We know that it has been previously widely reported that there is a charge of perverting the course of justice under the Contempt of Court Act 1981. That has been adjourned until January 14 for legal reasons.
One hears from tweets from a BBC reporter at the court that this current hearing posted on the court notices is a pre-trial hearing. He was unable to comment any further.
We know that one defendant is a member of parliament who was formerly a minister of the Crown. I am unable to see how his conduct in such a role might impact upon these particular prior circumstances – but that is irrelevant. The judge presiding in this case will make various decisions regarding its conduct. That is within English law as it currently stands.
I cannot usefully add to this.
You’re quite intelligent really
What an outrageous slur, sir.
Damned good thing no one will ever read it…
Is it called The Contempt of Court Act because it brings the court in to contempt?
I can – the State machines dark suits have been caught with their pants down. I smell a judicial cover up nae whitewash
Mind you that photo makes him look like a pissed of moggie
pissed ON would be amusing.
Who would trust someone who looks like this?
████ ████.
Calamity Clegg would as he backs Huhne return to Cabinet.
..and St Vincent of Cable would
But anyone would have known certain facts if they had managed to get to the last line of his Wiki entry:
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Huhne
Would it be possible to put a bit of black, OK, quite a large amount of black, over the photo too please?
I would also like a bit of black
Chris if you paint your hand blue it looks like a smurf is jacking you off
All young children should be protected from him (huh!une) he is now exposed as a liar who has concealed his own criminal activity. Remember this man has visited many schools and spoken to children telling them numerous deceptions and lies about climate change.
plus see comment to SC above.
Lying Eyes !
Note to the Welsh twat who recently discovered Youtube!
When posting a video clip please try to find one remotely resembling the subject matter
George you should not mock someone who is clearly retated
After he gets banned . Huhne can borrow Mitchell’s bike to go to parliament on
as the Pleb no longer has a use for it
Will no one rid us of these lying cheating huhnes.
Huhne
Hune
Hunt !!!
After he gets banned . Huhne can borrow Mitchell’s bike to go to parliament on
as the Pleb no longer has a use for it
My husband , my dildo
Was Nick Clegg the little Dutch boy who put his finger in a dyke or was it Chris Huhne? I get confused.
This isn’t what I’d do
The “Nasty Party” are out of control now.
Swingeing cuts to fire service across London: 12 stations and 520 firefighters jobs to be lost in bid to save £45m http://bit.ly/WJbKSa
I would just ban matches and lighters
Simple just confiscate the chip pans from the “working class” job sorted
Guido fawkes,right wing political blogger, called the cuts “truly reckless”.
“How can cutting 12 of our fire stations, 18 fire engines and 400 firefighters be in the best interest of Londoners?” he said.
“The government are cutting too far and too fast, hitting the frontline and fundamentally undermining the ability of the fire brigade to do their job.
“It’s time that the Mayor stood up for Londoners and got a better deal from central government.”
“Working Class” is that a euphamism for scrounger?
Oh fuck off. you should be ashamed.
Keep the non-existent class war alive !!#ironyklaxon.
Abbott could do with being lighter.
I would teach squirrels to swim
A4e will jump into the breach and help. It won’t be a problem the private will fill the gap.
Government spending is higher than when the coalition came into power.
I’ve got a bus pass, just in case there is someone in the UK that doesn’t already know.
3,455 job cuts announced in last 3 days (Jessops, CSC & Honda) By this time next week the Tories will brand these people feckless scroungers.
Breaking News!!!
A4e creates 3 new jobs in Barnsley
Vacancy for a hitman for Jones.
There, that more than helps redress the balance.
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-beds-bucks-herts-20983280
Bless them the little tykes
Should they have got a goverment grant as thet showed initiative in travelling to the land of the clogs?
Couldn’t care less about the victim or perps, trash.
But – transporting a firearm from the Netherlands to the UK ?
Is it that easy to do these days ?
Seems to have been easier for them to do it, with nefarious intent, than for Sgt Danny Nightingale – who did it accidentally and had the whole weight of the state brought down on him.
Should of been longer!
Tarantino gave C4′s Krishnan Guru-Murthy a mauling last night. Poor old Murthy just doesn’t get why Tarantino wouldn’t answer some of his questions.
Well Murthy, it’s because you are a shit stirring ignorant loud mouthed leftie.
Yeah but Tarantino showed himself up for what he is – a petulant, childish little c unt.
oversensitive about a valid subject matter … but he does have a film out
Been following this saga since earlier articles were announced concerning the theme of the film.
It would appear Tarantino has stepped on a few black toes who will accept the Hunte-Kinte fact fiction story behind “Roots” but not this new direction. He has been in arguments with every black celebrity and their dog who are trying to promote themselves holding onto his shirtales.
When considering how boring westerns were before Sergio Leoni brought spaghetti westerns to the screen I look forward to Tarantino’s Bajan chow offering.
Wasn’t an expletive modbot-
The character of the Alex Haley book Roots is K-u-n-t-e Kinte!
Hunt e Hunte
Watched it on saturday, best film seen in years
Seen it ‘Fabulous’
Tarantino – showed himself up with his ‘unwillingness’ to address the issue of ‘murderous bloodied killing films’ which do incite others to go on rampages.
A propos of nothing at all the AGW brigade is a huge con.
Ahh – that old global warming myth.
Now wasn’t one Mr CHUneMP (CHUMP pun intended) the first coalition minister at the DECC – espousing the total bollox originally espoused by al Goremonger?
In Dec 2010 – At Poole in Dorsetshire England Chump was ‘handed’ a copy of Al Gorey’s – Nobel peace prize acceptance speech lecture booklet. Chump accepted the copy and was asked to read it in light of the email expose out of cambridge. Chump took the copy and was days later reported to have flown over to the US [big carbon footprint] for a break with his new person.
Not one reply has been recieved from the Chump or anyone in his then offices at the DECC – why the “silence” Mr Chump?
Who were the most duped cheerleaders for CC in the UK 2009 / 2010
Ed Miliband (Labour)
Zac Goldsmith (Tory)
Chris Huhne (Lib Dems)
Political pygmies & puppets anyone?
champ chimp chomp chump?
Judge SILENT BOB in charge of proceedings?.
And what is your considered opinion on this case of abuse of office, using privilege and £££’s to pervert the course of justice… members of the Jury?… blankety, blank, blankety blank!, blankety, blank!
I am proud and honoured to go down in history as the First British prime minister to preside over a Triple Dip Recession and maybe with the help of my team we can achive a quadruple dip recession before the end of my single term in office
Toodle Pip (orf to celebrate )
stop it keith you’re not funny and its still not working
I am proud and honoured to go down in history as the First British prime minister to preside over a Trillion Pound national debt and maybe the next Labour PM will push it towards £2trillion in his single term in office.
Och aye the noo (off to sulk in Fife)
http://www.thelawpages.com/court-hearings-lists/Reading-Crown-Court.php
I wonder what
******
******
******
******
could be referring to?
A number of stars are appearing?
Like Freddie ?
You are looking at 2012 MongAnon
It says on that link: “For Sentence ” and, twice, “Hearing finished for ******”
So is it all over? Shouldn’t we be told?
I don’t understand the redactions, this just now courtesy of Wikipedia:
On 5 October 2012, the trial was adjourned until 14 January 2013 for “legal reasons” which were not disclosed.
Wow, your grudge is so profound you’ll even defend the indefensible!
Transference.
The Crown Court
at Southwark
Daily List for Monday 14 January 2013 at English Grounds, off Battlebridge Lane
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Court 3
For Mention
T20127076 HUHNE Christopher
PRYCE Vasiliki
Order made under Contempt of Court Act 1981
http://www.courtserve.net/courtlists/current/crown/sthwk_T130114.01.htm
Is that more serious than Contempt of the electorate?
http://spectator.org/archives/2013/01/11/in-the-absence-of-guns
Written in 2000 ! We have let shed loads of our foreign criminal in since then
infact just about every low life on the globe will be here by 2015 !
Enjoy !
Toodle Pip
A riot is brewing. This government is truly a citadel for the bollocks and imbeciles. It was them and their incompetence who agreed with all the cuts, VAT increase, Train, tube fares, bus, commodities etc now they have the audacity to demand an increase? Since our government officials doesn’t have any morals then lets pretend to be in a civilised country and society.
Whereas Labour merely doubled the rate of income tax for the lowest-paid workers, dumbed-down the education system so a generation of youth are now pretty much unemployable (except perhaps as casual labourers) and then, piece de resistance, the Labour Party flooded the country with immigrants who have grabbed all the casual labouring jobs.
But, yeah, let’s blame the present government for the almighty fucking mess left behind by the last one.
eyes are the doorway to the soul. chris huhne’s eyes are sorrowful.
Perhaps because he is a lying fuck.
Sounds like Monday could be a good day to bury bad news…
It looks like it’s all over but the redactions mean there’s something outstanding…Something…suspended from a few months back? (nudge, nudge)
Wll cleggie says he needs huhne back at the top table of politics because he’s a libdem big beast!
Poor old libdems – if huhne is one of their major characters they’re in pretty dire straits!!
“f huhne is one of their major characters they’re in pretty dire straits!!”
They desperately need the Sultans of Spin!
… performed by Chris Bryant and his Brothers in Arms?
The Crown Court
at Southwark
Daily List for Monday 14 January 2013 at English Grounds, off Battlebridge Lane
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Court 3
For Mention
T20127076 HUHNE Christopher
PRYCE Vasiliki
Order made under Contempt of Court Act 1981
vasi licki??? Whats Vaz doing here.
He’s going inside for a “short holiday”, I can see it.
But bad timing for Chris H, what with this Savile affair, and the establishment wobbling with it? Hard cheese Chris. If only you came clean earlier…
“For Mention” in court usually means the briefs having a private chat with a judge. So the “trial” probably won’t be starting. More likely it will be delayed further. Do any lawyers out there have more insight into this terminology?
“Cases listed for mention in court are usually to fix a date for trial or agree outstanding issues.”
I would have thought this case had been mentioned enough.
is it possible that loony toon Huhne had a passenger in the car, a Mr Nick Cleg ?