January 11th, 2013

Friday Caption Contest (Boy George Edition)


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    genghiz the kahn says:

    “And that so lamely and unfashionable
    That dogs bark at me as I halt by them.”

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    Anonymous says:

    And you think these cuts are bad? should see what this c.u.n.t.z looking at changing next.

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    Gary Jones says:


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    Little Willy Haig says:

    Wanna share a room ! On expences ?

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    Some Twat up North says:

    Have you seen what Dave is playing with?

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    Tom says:

    George: “Look at me, I’m on benefits. *dribble* Give me money.”
    Cam: “LOLcano!!!”

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    Daily Ref says:

    Ed, Dave’s just tweeted “Liar liar pants on fire”

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    Arse fuck for freedom says:

    more than a whiff of lavendar here

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    Alan Milburn, family reasons. says:

    I’m considerably richer than yow

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    Incontinent Rent Boy says:

    … and then I left him chained up without food for a few days, the prosecutor said…

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    DieUnionsDie says:


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    Anonymous says:

    Gideon’s ‘Brucie’ impression, fails to deliver. Quelle surprise!

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    Old Curmudgeon says:

    “I’m warning you, if you don’t shut up I’ll press the button that wakes Dave up again…”

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    Steve Miliband says:

    ‘higher, higher? Lower, lower? It’s nice to see you, to see you, nice!

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    Carl says:

    ‘Take my strong hand’

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    Carleen Macdermid says:

    ‘Hmm’ *thinking* ‘Maybe if I abolish unemployment benefits completely I can afford to get us all that pay rise we so desperately need.’

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    Daily Ref says:

    Yeah? Well your Mum’s so fat, I rolled over twice and I was still on the bitch.

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    Ah! Monika 2013 +1 says:

    Black and white hands fiddle while the economy’s Balls

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    Ah! Monika 2013 +1 says:

    Doh! It’s my turn for the purple tie today.

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    Great Granddad:Prime Minister in Waiting, New Utopia Party says:

    Our Imperial Leaders – circa 1913.

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    Keith Dovkunts says:

    Boy George: “I can inform the Right Honourable gentleman on that side of the House, that the Prime Minister is a complete prick.”

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    Kernow Castellan says:

    And that sweet little Portillo said to me ‘No, dearie, I need more fiscal rectitude, not rectal fistitude’

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    Jimmy says:

    Are you sure you have the right blog?

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    gramma says:

    Souled out.

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    rebekah says:

    OMG bullyballs’ gurning and hand waving found to be infectious. Men in white coats waiting at door .

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    Culloden says:

    George to Balls : “Oh you are naughty … but I like you!”

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    CarryHole is a Dismal Hunt says:

    I know Kung Fu!

    George, you’re not the One.

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    Follow the thread says:

    Our kiddy fiddlers are better than your kiddy fiddlers.


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    Keith Dovkunts says:

    P.S. Is it just my poor eyesight, or a bad photo, or a combination of them both . . . but have the two muppets behind “Call me Dave” got their knobs out too?

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    Tropic Thunder says:

    Everybody knows you never go full retard.

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    Some Twat up North says:

    Two little boys had two little…

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    a non says:

    Puppet without visible strings

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    Jay says:

    Come on now it was only a small fraud – I could have ripped you plebs off for way much more – what a gay day.

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    MaxC (keeping out of the news) says:

    Oooooh, get ‘er.

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    George Gideon Oliver Osborne says:

    So, Jeremy Beadle walks into a room…

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    Buster Gut says:

    no its
    ‘oh you are awful, but I like you!’

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    Ah! Monika 2013 +1 says:

    Competitions usually have winners G.

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    Itchy Scrote says:

    Come and have a go if you think you’re rich enough

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    Ed Balls says:

    We cannot have winners

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    a non says:

    Petal to the mettle.

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    Ah! Monika 2013 +1 says:

    Actor makes belated plea for an Oscar nomination.

    …for the part of Chancellor.

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    LBC Phone In says:

    Nick isn’t the only fashion icon in the Coalition we both wear a “Onsie” when we’re chillaxing together

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    Nonny Mouse says:

    ATOS Shocker! Two candidates finally declared – “Unfit-for-work”.

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    Mrsshitrit says:

    Osborne : “…. And so that’s why I believe in gay marriage ok ducky?”

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    old SHEP says:

    Look, we are in charge of the Big Meccano set now, If only Dave could find those missing bits.

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    Mrsshitrit says:

    Osborne : “…. And that’s why I believe in gay marriage okay ducky”?

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    Anonymous says:

    for we are all one.
    the good, bad and the ugly.
    what we are is down to intent.
    god bless.

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    Ah! Monika 2013 +1 says:

    ” Ar yes bu, Alec Douglas-Home used matchsticks as well”

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    Tosspot says:

    It’s the way I tell Em.

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    test says:


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    Mr Sparks says:

    Two average looking males with normal hair in plain suits, plain shirts and plain ties and you want us to make a funny comment????

    We need better material.

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    IDS says:


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    old SHEP says:

    Dave desperately looks for a secret compartment in the Governments Treasury chest.

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    Some Twat up North says:


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    Some Twat up North says:


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    Guido says:

    Ok, competition over, we have a winner.

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    Grumpy Old Man says:

    We certainly know that you don’t.

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    Ghost of Greg Stone. says:

    Balls wrong again when he heckles that Gids is too posh to go camping.

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    Oberon Houston says:

    In the wall, George is first to realise that the Shadow Chancellor is taking it.

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    Grumpy Old Man says:

    …and finds a note,”Gordon was here, 2004″

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    Grumpy Old Man says:

    “Whatever it is you’re on, shadow chancellor, can I have some too?”

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    P l e b says:

    Skills Minister Matthew Hancock has admitted that he was late for a Daybreak interview because he overslept. As skills minister he was going to discuss the government’s latest plans on how young unemployed people could be made more employable.

    Hancock tweeted an admission of his extended slumber and has attempted to turn it into a sort of morality tale:

    “I got 2 tv studio at 6:41 this am so missed 6:40 slot. You’ve got to be on time for work or there r consequences. I’ll learn from my example.”

    Other tweeters have called the event “somnishambles” or “lategate”.

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    All Pine Cus In says:

    Dave, Dave… Look, this is my vinegar moment face !

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    Moussa Koussa Mark 4 says:

    Very weak caption Guido…move on !!!!!

    7 Down…Stuff Guido likes to pretend didn’t happen this week

    1. No 10 Policy unit float idea that age of consent should be lowered
    2. Tory mates the Ulster Looneysticks go bonkers over a piece of cloth
    3. Job losses at Honda
    4. Nick Boles, doing a Boris “ naming stuff after himself “ – Boles Bungs.
    5. Andrew Mongshell – still no return
    6. First NoW scumhole stuffed
    7. Warsi, Hunt and Gidders, media blackout continues

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    Anonymous says:

    Nasty couple

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    EC1 PhD says:

    My gaydar says one Ed’s going to shaft the other pretty soon!

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    Steve mid says:

    Nnnnnnn am wiff him

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    Supermarionation says:

    I’ve out a call to International rescue Dave. Thunderbirds are go.

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    Anonymous says:

    Dave, pull my finger!

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    P l e b says:

    I want to know whether Osborne is going to compensate the taxpayer for the gains made on his paddock.

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    All Pine Cus In says:

    Wakey wakey…. Hands off my snakey…

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    Hamish Macbeth (@PCMacbeth) says:

    Bugger the bankers and politicians ….

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    Tay King-dePisse says:

    They’re getting married, per Coalition policy. Whether they want to or not.
    There– howzat?

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    the general public says:

    ….and even weaker attempts at humour!!!!1

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    Spank Sinatra says:

    Chancellor updates the House on his plans to kickstart the economy.

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    s.s. says:

    David just because Balls can not see you dose’t mean I can’t see whats going on, Put the fin thing away.

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    multi-pull says:

    The Beast of Boy George:-

    Lurch of the poisoned mind.

    Cultured cub.

    Chamber Komedian

    etc etc

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    multi-pull says:

    ” I’m here all weak”

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    Anonymous says:

    Just married!

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    Fabian Delusions says:

    “If you could see what I can see, when I’m licking windows…”

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    Jimmy says:

    To leave this keen encounter of our wits
    And fall something into a slower method

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    Tay King-dePisse says:

    The Giddy One: “Will the Honourable Shadow Chancellor concede that he is not the only one who can ‘camp it up’ and talk with his hands, and that in fact, anything he can do, I can do better, as I do not end up looking like a madman whilst doing it?”

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    Anonymous says:

    I am up for it.

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    Ah! Monika 2013 +1 says:

    ‘Disabled people have sexual needs too': UK madam to open first brothel for those with mental and physical disabilities, including boys with autism and injured soldiers.

    And what did you government do in 13 years in power

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    Ah! Monika 2013 +1 says:

    ” at least I’m not married to Yvette “.

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    SleeplessInKirkaldy says:

    So that means we both bought Nick a Onesie for Christmas?

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    Tay King-dePisse says:

    Cameltoe: “George, could you just tell Ed M you’re attempting your fairly bad Rowan Atkinson impression, so he won’t keep trying to guess who it is?”

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    Is the UK a piece of shit or does it just want out of Europe ? says:


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    Gonk III says:

    Well stored with pious frauds, and, like most discourses of the sort,
    much better calculated for the private advantage of the preacher
    than the edification of the hearer.

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    The Westminster Club - You Couldn't Make It Up says:

    Back end of the pantomime horse suddenly becomes more animated than the front end!

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    ********* says:


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    Geordieboy says:

    George’s impression of a camp Harry Enfield

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    Twitt says:

    Probably the worst Royal Portrait of all time? @Tate Where’s #RolfHarris when you need him?

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    Andy says:

    “That’s the best line I’ve had in ages”

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    old SHEP says:

    There was no money left, so he left.

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    Perry says:

    He’s going to get the blame

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    Ratcatcher says:

    You think you’ve big Balls? You should see the size of cock we’ve got here.

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    .243 Win says:

    Chancellor can’t help but reveal where the speaker’s wife is now.

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    old SHEP says:

    Meanwhile, back in the real world, meteor Apophis could destroy the World in 2032.

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    Twitt says:

    Chris Huhne case scheduled for 14 January.

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    FurtiveFerret says:

    “I’m a man without conviction, I’m a man who doesn’t know….”

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    CarryHole is a Dismal Hunt says:

    Say it will definitely hit.

    Build “shelters” for all the neo-Ark B types.
    Tell them to emerge in 100 years.
    Peace for the rest of us.

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    CarryHole is a Dismal Hunt says:

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    Savile was personal buds with Thatch says:

    Funny how Geedo and all you righties neglect to mention it was Thatch and her government who helped in his requests to get hospital access.

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    Tooth fairy says:

    Look…. Nadine did develop a taste for testicles!

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    STuN says:

    Says it all.

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    restore the monasteries says:

    “Ed,pst…Ed,….Ed look at this face,now look at this wrist,….
    Have you EVER seen one limper?? (snigger)…

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    “Shut that door look at this muck here a speck there a speck What a gay day !

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    In the second row a white and a black MP compare “Honourable members”

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    Two Little Boys says:

    Helping police with their enquiries.

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    Time 2 CTRL, ALT & DEL says:

    He just put his onessy on ebay

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    John M says:

    Soon Davey boy, you will be able to put a ring on this finger.

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    Time 2 CTRL, ALT & DEL says:

    The identity of the first gay marriage couple is revealed.

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    Osborne : And that’s when Eric walked in the room and found me wrestling with William and Seb in my underpants !

    Cameron : You must wear bloody big underpants

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    The savant10.4 highway patrol says:

    Ooooooooooh. David …

    After all these years …

    I think you’ve just succeeded in locating my anal. G. Spot.

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    Henry Crun says:

    “Ed, I know you really want to hurt me, but you’re the one that is a member of the Church of The Poisoned Mind.”

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    Go on Dave i dare you !
    Pull my finger !

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    Snaplegs says:

    gets my vote

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    Thanks for the Eds Up, duckie!

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    Fees Office Clerk says:

    George Osborne indicates to Dennis Skinner that he can make their dinner date in Old Compton Street.

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    Anonymous says:

    Awesome! You’ve made my day!

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    Sres says:

    To see you nice

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    keredybretsa says:

    ‘I’m a limp-wristed Bullshitter myself, but I like to hear a professional at it. So I will carry on!!’

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    As Ed Balls did his ‘flatlining’ gesture, George decided to more accurately describe the economy by doing a hand gesture pointing at David’s scrotum.

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    Osballsy says:

    I may be a fatso, but I’m not as big a liar as you, Ballsy!

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    Sir William says:

    Ooh look, David! Mr Balls has EXPLODED!

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    Sir William says:


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    BournemouthDP says:

    Oh ducky

  132. 132
    David Laws Lib Dem Fiddler says:

    “Call me Louise, pleb!” I don’t mind Larry though.

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    Anonymous says:

    Who’s a pretty boy then!

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    Anonymous says:

    ++ Ooohh…. You are awful, Ed, but I like you !!!!! ++

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    Cato Street Conspirator says:

    ‘Yes, Gideon is my real name, but I’d rather you called me Nancyboy.’

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    Cato Street Conspirator says:

    Cameron: ‘Don’t look now George but there’s one of those black fellows behind you. Keep an eye on his hands.’

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    MI6 says:

    The Politicians and Bankers will enjoy being Buggered as they went to the Schools that made sure that was a pleasure

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    Olly plimsoles says:

    Joey Deacon

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    Anonymous says:

    Widow Twanky leaves his dress at home.

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    T'Old Fella says:

    Dave mumbling into his lap, ” I do wish Gideon would his limp wrist act, I am getting a bit of a reputation on that Guido Fawkes blog”

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    T'Old Fella says:

    Sorry that should be, “…………Gideon would stop his limp wrist act…….)

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    Anonymous says:

    Where do I go to get my eyebrows ‘threaded’ ??

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    fruitcake says:

    Vaguely Kenneth Williams isn’t it…
    I’m Jules and this is my friend Sandy

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    Eeyore says:

    “Think I’m feeling a prick? What about him?”

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    Woodsy42 says:

    The puppeteer has got that string twisted again!

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    Reap what you Sow my Country says:

    “Nghengha, nghennghy nghenga” says George,

    “Speak up, spit it out” says Balls.

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    Reap what you Sow my Country says:

    “Here’s Joey”

    ref. if confused http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Joey_Deacon

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    Reap what you Sow my Country says:


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    Reap what you Sow my Country says:

    oops, well done Olly, you got there first it looks, but my one liner is funnier, I think, so there.

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    Reap what you Sow my Country says:

    oops again, looks you were first rather, Die Union.

    Lot of us fifty something cretins on here, ey Die?

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    Reap what you Sow my Country says:

    “George showing how an expensive education gives you good body language and posture, and makes you speak proppah”

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    Reap what you Sow my Country says:

    ooops, edit, that should have been,

    “Nghengha, nghennghy nghenga” says George,

    “Ssss-speak up, ssss-spit it out” says Balls.

    (do ssss-something about that ssss-speach impediment sss-sonny)

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    Damned Impertinent Questions says:

    Ich Bin Kunst
    Can’t you see?
    Look at you
    Then look at me
    I am art
    You’re parody!

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    Anonymous says:

    fuck off troll

  155. 155
    Anonymous says:

    You should ignore this twat sitting next to me he is a Europhile.

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    Damned Impertinent Questions says:

    “I am Julian and this is my friend Sandy”

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    James Delingpole says:

    Only the commenters on this site could make this about Labour! – ‘V1le Labour ruined my country’ etc

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    Anonymous says:

    ” We have matching Rolexes”

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    ELA says:

    I see the Black Belgium chap is talking about one nation,bit late when it was his party that screwed England with Regions.

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