Friday Caption Contest (Boy George Edition)
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Nadine For Strictly Come Dancing | BBC
We May Have to Intervene in Syria | Ben Brogan
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Awkward Obama Putin Moments | Buzzfeed
Twigg’s Incoherent Schools Policy | Mark Wallace
Why Osborne Should Get on With Bank Privatisation | Harry Phibbs
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Andrew Pierce on Ed Balls…
“Porky Shadow Chancellor Ed Balls sweet-talked guests at a fund-raising dinner by saying if he wasn’t a politician, he would be a chef. That’s not surprising, since he was accused of cooking the Treasury books when he was Gordon Brown’s boot boy.”
magic_otter says:
is there anyone in the world that Tony hasnt screwed in some way?
*LOUISE*
Nasty couple
“If you could see what I can see, when I’m licking windows…”
“Call me Louise, pleb!” I don’t mind Larry though.
“Here’s Joey”
ref. if confused http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Joey_Deacon
…and,
I am up for it.
Bugger the bankers and politicians ….
Just married!
The Politicians and Bankers will enjoy being Buggered as they went to the Schools that made sure that was a pleasure
Ooh look, David! Mr Balls has EXPLODED!
Joey Deacon
oops, well done Olly, you got there first it looks, but my one liner is funnier, I think, so there.
Dave mumbling into his lap, ” I do wish Gideon would his limp wrist act, I am getting a bit of a reputation on that Guido Fawkes blog”
Sorry that should be, “…………Gideon would stop his limp wrist act…….)
You should ignore this twat sitting next to me he is a Europhile.
“And that so lamely and unfashionable
That dogs bark at me as I halt by them.”
Are you sure you have the right blog?
We certainly know that you don’t.
To leave this keen encounter of our wits
And fall something into a slower method
Well stored with pious frauds, and, like most discourses of the sort,
much better calculated for the private advantage of the preacher
than the edification of the hearer.
Says it all.
And you think these cuts are bad? should see what this c.u.n.t.z looking at changing next.
for we are all one.
the good, bad and the ugly.
what we are is down to intent.
god bless.
MONG
Vaguely Kenneth Williams isn’t it…
I’m Jules and this is my friend Sandy
Wanna share a room ! On expences ?
Have you seen what Dave is playing with?
George: “Look at me, I’m on benefits. *dribble* Give me money.”
Cam: “LOLcano!!!”
Ed, Dave’s just tweeted “Liar liar pants on fire”
more than a whiff of lavendar here
I’m considerably richer than yow
… and then I left him chained up without food for a few days, the prosecutor said…
Joeyyyyyyyy
oops again, looks you were first rather, Die Union.
Lot of us fifty something cretins on here, ey Die?
Gideon’s ‘Brucie’ impression, fails to deliver. Quelle surprise!
“I’m warning you, if you don’t shut up I’ll press the button that wakes Dave up again…”
‘higher, higher? Lower, lower? It’s nice to see you, to see you, nice!
‘Take my strong hand’
‘Hmm’ *thinking* ‘Maybe if I abolish unemployment benefits completely I can afford to get us all that pay rise we so desperately need.’
Yeah? Well your Mum’s so fat, I rolled over twice and I was still on the bitch.
Black and white hands fiddle while the economy’s Balls
Doh! It’s my turn for the purple tie today.
Our Imperial Leaders – circa 1913.
+100
Boy George: “I can inform the Right Honourable gentleman on that side of the House, that the Prime Minister is a complete prick.”
And that sweet little Portillo said to me ‘No, dearie, I need more fiscal rectitude, not rectal fistitude’
Awesome! You’ve made my day!
Souled out.
OMG bullyballs’ gurning and hand waving found to be infectious. Men in white coats waiting at door .
George to Balls : “Oh you are naughty … but I like you!”
I know Kung Fu!
George, you’re not the One.
Our kiddy fiddlers are better than your kiddy fiddlers.
http://theneedleblog.wordpress.com/
P.S. Is it just my poor eyesight, or a bad photo, or a combination of them both . . . but have the two muppets behind “Call me Dave” got their knobs out too?
Everybody knows you never go full retard.
Two little boys had two little…
Puppet without visible strings
Come on now it was only a small fraud – I could have ripped you plebs off for way much more – what a gay day.
Oooooh, get ‘er.
So, Jeremy Beadle walks into a room…
no its
‘oh you are awful, but I like you!’
Competitions usually have winners G.
We cannot have winners
Come and have a go if you think you’re rich enough
gets my vote
VG
Petal to the mettle.
Actor makes belated plea for an Oscar nomination.
…for the part of Chancellor.
Nick isn’t the only fashion icon in the Coalition we both wear a “Onsie” when we’re chillaxing together
ATOS Shocker! Two candidates finally declared – “Unfit-for-work”.
Winner
Winner
Osborne : “…. And so that’s why I believe in gay marriage ok ducky?”
Look, we are in charge of the Big Meccano set now, If only Dave could find those missing bits.
Osborne : “…. And that’s why I believe in gay marriage okay ducky”?
” Ar yes bu, Alec Douglas-Home used matchsticks as well”
It’s the way I tell Em.
test
Ok, competition over, we have a winner.
Two average looking males with normal hair in plain suits, plain shirts and plain ties and you want us to make a funny comment????
We need better material.
They’re getting married, per Coalition policy. Whether they want to or not.
There– howzat?
Dave desperately looks for a secret compartment in the Governments Treasury chest.
…and finds a note,”Gordon was here, 2004″
There was no money left, so he left.
Balls wrong again when he heckles that Gids is too posh to go camping.
In the wall, George is first to realise that the Shadow Chancellor is taking it.
“Whatever it is you’re on, shadow chancellor, can I have some too?”
Skills Minister Matthew Hancock has admitted that he was late for a Daybreak interview because he overslept. As skills minister he was going to discuss the government’s latest plans on how young unemployed people could be made more employable.
Hancock tweeted an admission of his extended slumber and has attempted to turn it into a sort of morality tale:
“I got 2 tv studio at 6:41 this am so missed 6:40 slot. You’ve got to be on time for work or there r consequences. I’ll learn from my example.”
Other tweeters have called the event “somnishambles” or “lategate”.
Dave, Dave… Look, this is my vinegar moment face !
Very weak caption Guido…move on !!!!!
7 Down…Stuff Guido likes to pretend didn’t happen this week
1. No 10 Policy unit float idea that age of consent should be lowered
2. Tory mates the Ulster Looneysticks go bonkers over a piece of cloth
3. Job losses at Honda
4. Nick Boles, doing a Boris “ naming stuff after himself “ – Boles Bungs.
5. Andrew Mongshell – still no return
6. First NoW scumhole stuffed
7. Warsi, Hunt and Gidders, media blackout continues
I want to know whether Osborne is going to compensate the taxpayer for the gains made on his paddock.
….and even weaker attempts at humour!!!!1
Meanwhile, back in the real world, meteor Apophis could destroy the World in 2032.
Say it will definitely hit.
Build “shelters” for all the neo-Ark B types.
Tell them to emerge in 100 years.
Peace for the rest of us.
My gaydar says one Ed’s going to shaft the other pretty soon!
Nnnnnnn am wiff him
I’ve out a call to International rescue Dave. Thunderbirds are go.
Dave, pull my finger!
” But when we lower the age of consent to 14…”
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2260443/Lower-age-consent-14-allow-public-nudity-civil-servants-told-No10.html
Wakey wakey…. Hands off my snakey…
http://xhibit.justice.gov.uk/xhibit/reading.htm
Chancellor updates the House on his plans to kickstart the economy.
David just because Balls can not see you dose’t mean I can’t see whats going on, Put the fin thing away.
The Beast of Boy George:-
Lurch of the poisoned mind.
Cultured cub.
Chamber Komedian
etc etc
” I’m here all weak”
The Giddy One: “Will the Honourable Shadow Chancellor concede that he is not the only one who can ‘camp it up’ and talk with his hands, and that in fact, anything he can do, I can do better, as I do not end up looking like a madman whilst doing it?”
http://3.bp.blogspot.com/-0xFM4kkL7mI/TfHSOSLqteI/AAAAAAAAAwE/M9Qz3m75lkk/s1600/Ed%2BBalls.jpg
‘Disabled people have sexual needs too’: UK madam to open first brothel for those with mental and physical disabilities, including boys with autism and injured soldiers.
And what did you government do in 13 years in power
” at least I’m not married to Yvette “.
So that means we both bought Nick a Onesie for Christmas?
Cameltoe: “George, could you just tell Ed M you’re attempting your fairly bad Rowan Atkinson impression, so he won’t keep trying to guess who it is?”
http://eu.greekreporter.com/2013/01/11/wild-sex-on-corfu-shocks-uk-tv/
Malaka
Back end of the pantomime horse suddenly becomes more animated than the front end!
George’s impression of a camp Harry Enfield
Probably the worst Royal Portrait of all time? @Tate Where’s #RolfHarris when you need him?
Helping police with their enquiries.
“That’s the best line I’ve had in ages”
He’s going to get the blame
You think you’ve big Balls? You should see the size of cock we’ve got here.
Chancellor can’t help but reveal where the speaker’s wife is now.
Chris Huhne case scheduled for 14 January.
“I’m a man without conviction, I’m a man who doesn’t know….”
Funny how Geedo and all you righties neglect to mention it was Thatch and her government who helped in his requests to get hospital access.
fuck off troll
Look…. Nadine did develop a taste for testicles!
“Ed,pst…Ed,….Ed look at this face,now look at this wrist,….
Have you EVER seen one limper?? (snigger)…
“Shut that door look at this muck here a speck there a speck What a gay day !
In the second row a white and a black MP compare “Honourable members”
He just put his onessy on ebay
Soon Davey boy, you will be able to put a ring on this finger.
The identity of the first gay marriage couple is revealed.
Osborne : And that’s when Eric walked in the room and found me wrestling with William and Seb in my underpants !
Cameron : You must wear bloody big underpants
Ooooooooooh. David …
After all these years …
I think you’ve just succeeded in locating my anal. G. Spot.
“Ed, I know you really want to hurt me, but you’re the one that is a member of the Church of The Poisoned Mind.”
Go on Dave i dare you !
Pull my finger !
Thanks for the Eds Up, duckie!
George Osborne indicates to Dennis Skinner that he can make their dinner date in Old Compton Street.
To see you nice
‘I’m a limp-wristed Bullshitter myself, but I like to hear a professional at it. So I will carry on!!’
As Ed Balls did his ‘flatlining’ gesture, George decided to more accurately describe the economy by doing a hand gesture pointing at David’s scrotum.
I may be a fatso, but I’m not as big a liar as you, Ballsy!
Oh ducky
Who’s a pretty boy then!
++ Ooohh…. You are awful, Ed, but I like you !!!!! ++
‘Yes, Gideon is my real name, but I’d rather you called me Nancyboy.’
Cameron: ‘Don’t look now George but there’s one of those black fellows behind you. Keep an eye on his hands.’
Widow Twanky leaves his dress at home.
Where do I go to get my eyebrows ‘threaded’ ??
“Think I’m feeling a prick? What about him?”
The puppeteer has got that string twisted again!
“Nghengha, nghennghy nghenga” says George,
“Speak up, spit it out” says Balls.
ooops, edit, that should have been,
“Nghengha, nghennghy nghenga” says George,
“Ssss-speak up, ssss-spit it out” says Balls.
(do ssss-something about that ssss-speach impediment sss-sonny)
“George showing how an expensive education gives you good body language and posture, and makes you speak proppah”
Hahahahaha
Ich Bin Kunst
Can’t you see?
Look at you
Then look at me
I am art
You’re parody!
“I am Julian and this is my friend Sandy”
Only the commenters on this site could make this about Labour! – ‘V1le Labour ruined my country’ etc
” We have matching Rolexes”
I see the Black Belgium chap is talking about one nation,bit late when it was his party that screwed England with Regions.