January 10th, 2013

WATCH: Clegg Under Fire Live on LBC Phone-In


  1. 1
    None of the above says:

    What a pratt

  2. 2
  3. 3
    Anonymous says:

    Keep that for posterity cos it’s the first and last

  4. 4
    Mark Oaten says:

    He’s shitting on the most vulnerable in society

  5. 5
    Call me Dave says:

    I had him change the text on his babygrow to the Incredible Sulk the big buffoon.

  6. 6
    None of the above says:

    I hope that those ringing in reversed the charges in order to get VFM.

  7. 7
    Nom Dom Nom 2 says:

    Did he do the calls in Flemish?

  8. 8

    January 10, 2013 at 9:14 am

    Nick Clegg taking a hammering onthis mornings LBC radio phone in

    Guido always the bridesmaid

  9. 9

    Breaking News : Cameron is to close 6 prisons
    This country must be totally fucked , skint and bankrupt
    God help us !

  10. 10
    Roger The cabin Boy says:

    Who could take to any adult that wears an enlarged baby’s Growbag.

  11. 11
    Ah! ffs says:

    So a so called deputy prime minister, another shutup job, to keep the gob busy, has found 30mins of fame on the radio, who cares, LibLabCon, one side of a triangle that’s the same as the other sides. pure spinning expensive inept rubbish.

  12. 12
    Anonymous says:

    Who could take to any adult that wears an enlarged baby’s Growbag.

  13. 13
    Steve Miliband says:

    Is it dawning on people that Coalitions in the UK don’t work? Who’d have thought

  14. 14
    Operation Yewtree says:

    He really is nothing more than a side show.

  15. 15
    Anonymous says:

    LBC = London’s Biggest Cu’nt?

  16. 16
    All of the above says:

    I hope that those ringing in made death threats!

  17. 17
    Jaded Jean says:

    Yep, three sides of the same anrchistic/libertarian (liberal democratic?) triangle.

  18. 18
    Dick Milliband says:

    Ed Fooker would like to use the phrase “SELF PROMOTING TART” (yes his caps lock is jammed) somewhere, maybe this is his moment.

  19. 19
    VoteUkip says:

    The UK coalition is just as unlikely to work as the EU coalition. But at least the UK coalition is comprised of only two members.

  20. 20
    Nick Cleggs soiled green onesie says:

    LBC = Love 2 Be Conservative


  21. 21
    archy meads says:

    All sides in the political triangle you mention are not completely the same.
    Dave forgets that each side has to be straight.
    And each side has its own angle.
    Clegg has been forced to parrot Lib dem rhetoric before UKIP makes it a fixed quadrilateral.
    Resulting in one polygon.

  22. 22
    CarryHole is a complete Hunt says:

    The EUSSR is working as planned (you never thought it had your best interests in mind did you?!)

  23. 23
    'Nuff says:

    Nickers is pants. ‘Nuff said.

  24. 24
    archy meads says:

    pardon- Meant for 9.

  25. 25
    Moussa Koussa Mark 4 says:

    More prisons, more prisons, more prisons, more prisons….you get the picture

    Today…6 prisons to close

    U-turn number 246.

  26. 26
    Is Polly on Drugs? says:

  27. 27
    Moussa Koussa Mark 4 says:

    I have no time for Clegg, but at least he does interviews.

    Since May 2010…Call Me PR Executive Dave ….has not done a single radio phone in, or serious TV interview, and has already shevled election TV debate

    …and Daybreak is no longer an option for DayBreak Dave either

  28. 28
  29. 29
    Moussa Koussa Mark 4 says:

    Why LBC ????

    Doesnt Guido’s lover boy Dale have a sh*it show on LBC…that no one listens to

  30. 30
    Marr's club bouncer says:

    Alcohol is a drug.

  31. 31
    Yes because they do one in his size says:

  32. 32
    Some Twat up North says:

    Willy Hague might find it attractive!

  33. 33
    Jim "I'm such a patriot, I moved to Dubai" Davidson says:

    Is Thatcher dead yet?

  34. 34
    Jackie Ashley says:

    Hey Polly, stay off my pitch, bitch.

  35. 35
    Stepney says:

    That image is © Bexleyheath Christian Union 1981. You should see the pictures AFTER they had the bourbons.

  36. 36
    Jim "I'm such a patriot, I moved to Dubai" Davidson says:

    She was a monster.

  37. 37
    None of the above says:

    Not according to this http://www.causelist.org/21-12-2012/

    Not unless they duplicate case numbers

  38. 38
    And what is more says:

    Adulterer, super injunctioner, groper, biased lefty.

  39. 39
    Steve Miliband says:

  40. 40
    jimbo says:

    Calmamity Clegg stuttered all over the place. BEWARE, Clegg is on the radio for one thing and one thing only, to Frighten the electorate about coming out of the EU, mark my words, over the next few weeks he will be getting questions on the EU where he will be telling everyone how we rely on the corrupt EU for our jobs and prosperity. There has been an open letter sent to Cameron from certain businessmen saying not to come out of the EU, strangley enough one of them was Richard Branson of Virgin, stranger still, the EU is so good one of his Virgin Companies in France has gone into liquidation. To Balance thing’s up I think that the other idiot Politicians should be on the radio taking questions as well, I bet that they do not ask Nigel Farage, if they did that would really poke up LBC ratings!

  41. 41
    Paul from Paulsgrove says:

    What is a onesie?

  42. 42
    P@ul from P@ulsgrove (modest botest bans P-a-ul) says:

    What is a onesie?

  43. 43
    CarryHole is a complete Hunt says:

    Coke* Fiend?

    *All that caffeine can caused high blood pressure.

  44. 44
    The Public says:

    We could ask Nigel his personal views on consummating a marriage to a gay, dead animal

  45. 45
    Moussa Koussa Mark 4 says:

    Come on Neo Nut F*uckwits. There is a story for you all to get behind and support, and you all said nothing

    Saudi Scum has beheaded a Sri Lankan domestic worker for killing a baby in her care in 2005. The maid was 17 years old when convicted.

  46. 46
    Alan Milburn, family reasons. says:

    Clegg’s just counting down the days until he becomes an EU commissioner, let us not forget he was groomed by Leon Brittan in the dark arts

  47. 47
    Calamity Clegg says:

    Racist !

  48. 48
    Moussa Koussa Mark 4 says:

    No…not yet

  49. 49
    Do not feed the Trolls says:

  50. 50
    Pol Pot says:

    I hear you can get one size fits all circus big-tops Diane.

  51. 51
    Wotta Tossa Skid Mark 4 says:

    Here’s hoping you precede her

  52. 52
    joolz says:

    you will find Mr Branson sold the french Virgin to some stupid frnechman years ago, has NOTHING to do with The Virgin Group

  53. 53
    The answerer says:

    Like what a 68 is to a 69

    I’ll owe you one.

  54. 54
    Red Ken Lyingscum says:

    No. That’s my show.

    ( Please pay all proceeds into SILVETA Ltd., for ‘tax-planning’ purposes )

  55. 55
    The answerer says:

    eh !! meant to reply to 39

  56. 56
    Andy Pandy's coming to Play. says:

    A Romper suit for Chavs and Fatbot

  57. 57
    Chris Hoon says:

    I always claimed to be a conviction politician. Here’s hoping the Judge doesn’t take that literally.

  58. 58
    Hugh Janus says:

    Those can’t be Limp Dumbs around him in the photo – only one beard and the effnik count is woefully inadequate.

  59. 59
    Sir William Waad says:

    Is that Nina Simone on the far right of picture?

  60. 60
    Incapable Vince says:

    ‘Con-Vince’. The clue is in the name.

  61. 61
    Sir William says:

    Is that Nina Simone on the far right of picture?

  62. 62
    Polly Maths says:

    How come there are two 53s and 52 comes after? The Guido Blog is losing count.

  63. 63

    Naff, I would call it.

  64. 64
    Pol Pot says:

    Come in No 6.

  65. 65
    Elvis says:

    Poseur, biased lefty twat and hypocrite- could apply to both Andrew and Polly.

  66. 66
    Sir William says:

    Well, good. We don’t want more people in prison, do we? Except MPs and bankers, of course.

  67. 67
    Sir William says:

    Aw, come on, the poor chap’s had a stroke. Ley’s not be The Nasties.

  68. 68

    The sensational Mr. Ferrari ensured the phone lines were rammed full of disgruntled beneficiaries of Labour’s overspending largesse without managing to put out B£iar/Brown/Balls overspending caused this mess and has to be cut back.

    The Odious Osso Buco Overeater engineers soundbites and confrontation, so inconvenient Liam Byrne factoids like “there’s no money left” means he avoids discussing how it is not possible to be as generous with welfare, education and health benefits as Labour was.

    Like all good socialist and unionists, Mr. Ferrari is only interested in what is in it for him.

    Clegg did OK, but he andd the rest of the Coalition really should start saying “this really is about money, if we had lots of it we could pay for cancer care for everyone, no one would go hungry, the oppressed of the world can have our protection, but we haven’t got the money, so we have to decide who gets what and that is tough” especially when you have every whinging leftie saying I want more from those that have more than me.

  69. 69
    MOD BOT says:

    Who has broken the blog?

  70. 70
    Elvis says:

    Didn’t he have a stroke(or was it grope?) not so long ago?

  71. 71
    Fuck Dave, Fuck Obama says:

    FFS no one sells to Europe, traders sell to individuals companies and governments not the fucking EU.

    And it makes diddly squat of difference to a trader if we are in a political union with Brussels or not. We had all this scare mongering over the EURO.

  72. 72
    Some Twat up North says:

  73. 73
    Moussa Koussa Mark 4 says:

    Full official name = The Conservative and Unionist Party of Great Britain & Northern Ireland……LOL

    But still no comment by Dave on the situation in the North of Ireland about the behavoiur of the Ulster Looneysticks

  74. 74
    gordon says:

    i have a onesie – nursey straps the sleeves behind my back when i get naughty

  75. 75
    Nick says:


  76. 76
    Guppy says:

    Lesbian, Bisexual, Carpet Munchers?

  77. 77
  78. 78
    Pol Pot says:

    Must have escaped their attention that the only people left with any disposable income now are the Chinese, Russians and one or two others, none of which form part of the European union.

  79. 79
    Farmer Dick says:

    Nicks wife says …

    Et Tu Gillipollas

  80. 80
    Farmer Dick says:

    If I was Clegg I would be BRIC’ing it

  81. 81
    Raving Loon says:

    He’d love Mandy’s old job.

  82. 82
    So stick that up ur Nostril Barry. says:

  83. 83
    CarryHole is a Dismal Hunt says:

    Re Britain’s accidental exit

    >As one minister puts it, ‘There might be only a few pro-Europeans left in the Tory party. But half of them work in Downing Street.’


  84. 84
    Some Twat up North says:

    And HUHNE

  85. 85
    Moussa Koussa Mark 4 says:

    Guido f*ucked up his CSS again

  86. 86
    Raving Loon says:

    Give him the Alex Jones treatment as well!

  87. 87
    T'Old Fella says:

    I that green thing would have been big enough to fit you, Guido

  88. 88
    This is the real reason the Yankers want us in the EU says:

  89. 89
    T'Old Fella says:

    Norman French?

  90. 90
    T'Old Fella says:

    Didn’t Dave Boy want everyone to hug a hoodie (as long he didn’t have to)

  91. 91
    Anonymous says:


  92. 92
  93. 93
    T'Old Fella says:

    I thought, right from the start Hugh, that the best thing for the LibDems was to have said to both the Cons and Labs decide who wants to form a government and if we like the idea we will back you, if we don’t like the idea we will vote against you, that way the LibDems would have been true to themselves, the 2 major parties wouldn’t have liked it, both would have been bitching at the LibDems, the electorate as a whole voted in such a way that if either major party decided to go it alone they would have had a very tenuous grip on power, the electorate DO NOT trust either major party except diehard party members, and some of them are bitching among themselves.

  94. 94
    skorpian de rooftrouser says:

    He more than likely knows more about Ulster than a tosser like you

  95. 95
    T'Old Fella says:

    Sir William you would out of a job, the Tower would be an excellent place all those miscreant MPs as punishment they could be daily dunked in that lovely clean river the Thames

  96. 96
    Living in 96.98 percent white Merseyside says:

    Oh, Nickers is alright. Perhaps by the time of the next GE people will realise he has managed to rein in the Nasty Party a bit.

    Think of how we would all be moaning if it wasn’t for the Coalition Agreement.

  97. 97
    Living in 96.98 percent white Merseyside says:

    It’s gotta to be when the weather’s fine so we can have our street parties.

  98. 98
    Living in 96.98 percent white Merseyside says:

    Don’t suppose you have anything like that in Stepney anymore.

  99. 99
    edwaoldf@gmail.com says:

    Sent using BlackBerry® from Orange

  100. 100
    Living in 96.98 percent white Merseyside says:

    Does that sort of thing ever happen in Tower Hamlets? Wouldn’t surprise me if it did.

  101. 101
    Living in 96.98 percent white Merseyside says:

    Fly the flag! Just the situation to bring out the ultra-loyalist in me.

  102. 102
    Living in 96.98 percent white Merseyside says:

    Can’t say I’ve ever seem someone wearing one on Mathew Street.

  103. 103
    Living in 96.98 percent white Merseyside says:

    I’m referring to a onesie. Do they sell them in Harvey Nicks?

  104. 104
    Dick Milliband says:

    Pwn you in a onesie, baby

  105. 105
    Pundit too too. says:

    Brilliant cook? Why has he not his own cookery programme then?
    Middle class left over fudge is really his main course.

  106. 106
    Pundit too too. says:

    Weetabix for breakfast? More like rancid oatmeal porridge and whisky dregs.

  107. 107
    Pundit too too. says:

    They would have to put in a special one off order to Cambodia for an Abbot size.

  108. 108
    T'Old Fella says:

    And of course every whinging righty, if the bunce is not given in their direction

  109. 109
    T'Old Fella says:

    Is that a little bit or a big bit

  110. 110
    T'Old Fella says:

    The time is coming Dave old cock, when you will not be able to used Cleggie as a flack shield

  111. 111
    T'Old Fella says:

    Chuchhill had one, looked like a stripy boiler suit

  112. 112
    T'Old Fella says:

    What he really meant was, the UK is the most compliant when the US says something, our governments fall over themselves to say yes to everything they ask of us (eg Bliar and co. Dave and co. )

  113. 113
    Haribo Halfwit says:

    During Ferrari’s show, Clegg seemed adamant that he hadn’t even taken his gift of a ‘onesie’ out of its packaging. The item in that photo doesn’t look as if it’s still packaged.

    This honest-as-the-day-is-long politician must somehow have misled himself when answering a silly left-field question under the pressure of a live interview.

  114. 114
    jimbo says:

    We know that already, he sacked the idiot, I would think that he will move over one of the three main Parties now, probably more at home.

  115. 115
    jimbo says:

    Actually the French own 80% ,and Branson 20%.

  116. 116

    Even scousers realise Labour are the nasty party

    just look at B£iar, Brown, Mandleson, Campbell, McBride, Harman, Balls, Cooper and Mr. Wet Weekend himself, Millionaireband.

    Darling is the only decent human being in the fold.

  117. 117
    Jimmy says:

    I thought Onesie was a right wing conference?

  118. 118
    Saffron says:

    Just listened to Sir Edward Elgar land of hope and glory words by Benson.
    When these two composed this England was a proud country.
    Alas no more we now have assholes of so called Englishmen selling this country down the river for pure greed.
    I do now think that this country despite it’s history is fecked due to the traitors in it’s midst.
    Has things pan out,can these traitors live with themselves,probably yes because they are only concerned with the almighty CASH.

Seen Elsewhere

“Adjustments” Not Cuts | Gary Gibbon
British Minister in Watch Gaffe | Straits Times
New Tory, New Danger | Laura Perrins
UKIP Could Work With Dave If Price is Right | Douglas Carswell
Cops Catch Crims With B.O. Test | Techno Guido
Bashir’s “False Account” to His Own Lawyers | Times
Injustice of Tax Avoidance Hysteria | City AM
The New Puritans | Alex Wickham
UKIP on 23% With Survation | Mirror
UKIP Could Deal With Dave | Douglas Carswell
Tories Would Lower Benefit Cap | Telegraph

Find out more about PLMR AD-MS

George Galloway says of his former Respect candidate the UKIP MEP turned Tory, Amjad Bashir…

“Clearly Bashir does not have any real political principles or commitment, only naked opportunism and self-interest. He represents the revolving door principle in politics. The Tories are welcome to him because he will cause them embarrassment. Fortunately Respect was able to act before he did it to us.”

Tip off Guido
Web Guido's Archives

Subscribe me to:


AddThis Feed Button

Guido Reads

Get every new post delivered to your Inbox.

Join 1,715 other followers