January 10th, 2013

Paddy Power: Odds on Jesse Norman


  1. 1
    Baroness Warsi says:

    First ?

  2. 2
    Kebab Time says:

    The only person that wins on betting is the bookie.


  3. 3
    London Cabbie says:

    Boris odds on for post 2015 when Cameron gets the boot.

  4. 4
    London Cabbie says:

    Last actually dearie.

  5. 5
    Big Girl's Blouse says:

    Who the fuck is Big Jesse Norman?

  6. 6
    David 'tumbleweed' Cameron says:

    So you plebs don’t think I can stay the course, eh ?

  7. 7
    Some Twat up North says:

    Fattest and with an odd whiff

  8. 8
    The trendy left says:

    Can nobody get Owen Jones’s input on this ???

  9. 9
    Your mate Jesse, alright I know it's a girls name says:

    Nope sorry Dave and here’s a thought Cleggy boy is lining up for a nice EU pension, whereas you will be completely consigned to the fucking bin…

  10. 10
    Anonymous says:

    Does this mean they expect Cameron to lose the next general election?

  11. 11
    Willy says:

    I love Seb’s input

  12. 12
    It's my party so I will sware if I have to says:

    Padddy Powder? A set-up for backing three legged horses with beautiful names.

  13. 13
    Duty Pedant says:

    Are we talking about the ‘Tory Party’, or the ‘New Tory Party’?

  14. 14
    Jimmy says:

    That’s him screwed then.

  15. 15
    A Normal Person says:

    Paddy Power. I hope they saw Tessa Jowell OK for the gift she gave them in the 2005 Gambling Act. They are now able to set up shoo in High Streets pretty much anywhere they like, despite the opposition of local residents, the police, local ocncils and other local businesses. A bunch of mongs.

  16. 16
    It's my party so I will sware if I have to says:

    What a Jessie!

  17. 17
    Tony Blair says:

    What odds am I?

  18. 18
    Casual Observer says:

    Does anybody seriously expect him to win ?

    He may just want to step out of the kitchen before the EU Fed mob get their hands on him.

  19. 19
    Butterfly says:

    Local councils should be able to ban any more bookies from opening in their areas. They blight neighbourhoods and attract petty criminals. A total scourge on the nation’s High Streets.

  20. 20
    Guido's select committee ball polisher says:

    So how much is Sir thinking of putting down ?

  21. 21
    Baffled Apostrophe says:

    GUIDO FAWKES’ ( or is it FAWKES’S )
    Exclusive Column.

  22. 22
    Anonymous says:

    I dont think anybody called Jessie is going to make it as PM !

  23. 23
    Tony Blair says:

    Who gives a fawk?

  24. 24
    Anonymous says:

    “Who the fuck is Big Jesse Norman?”

    Another Eton posh bum boy…


  25. 25
    a non says:

    Pity it’s not a bet on the next Labour leader.
    One of the Eagle brothers as an each-way bet looks a certainty.

  26. 26
    Moussa Koussa Mark 4 says:

    I see Jolly Hockey sticks fop Theresa Villiers gave a statement to commons regarding the appalling behaviour of British Ulster Loonysticks.

    …..but didn’t mention the term Unionists…once

  27. 27
    'uncle' says:

    I bet you say that to all the boys.

  28. 28
    Ah! Monika 2013 +1 says:

    I will defend your right to post bollocks 8illy.

    The are thousands of professional gamblers who make millions per year.

  29. 29
    Buff the magic dolphin says:

    The saddest aspect to this development is that Paddy Power is likely the more reliable indicator of who will take leadership.

  30. 30
    Moe Biddly O'bees says:

    As an antidote to the Eton mess, Nige is the man.

  31. 31
    I'm scared now says:

    Christ, just saw a photo, he looks like something out of the League of Gentlemen.

  32. 32
    Ron Davies says:

    I am waiting for you at the toilets at Clapham Common

  33. 33
    Moussa Koussa Mark 4 says:


    it will upset “”The Conservative and Unionist Party of Great Britain and Northern Ireland”””


  34. 34
    Unemployed and skint in Birtley Colliery says:

    Is there a jon going around here?

  35. 35
    Conservative MP says:

    If only Nigel Farage was our leader.

  36. 36
    Moussa Koussa Mark 4 says:

    This is pricessless.

    Jesse AKA real name Alexander ( Tory politicians seem to dislike using first name , if it happens to be Alexander )

    I have seen ( but not read, obviously ) Alexander’s latest book “The Big Society”……..shhhhhhhhhhhh


  37. 37
    Owen Jones says:

    He has a bigger forehead than Cameron, if that were possible.

  38. 38
    Bill Hill says:

    Any relation to Jesse Owens ?

  39. 39
    Gonk III says:

    Jimmy has started mixing bollocks comments with humour as well.

  40. 40
    Tory Campaign 2015 says:

  41. 41
    Caught short in Eltham says:

    Are you taking the piss ?

  42. 42

    The one good thing about three legged horses is that, if you are the front two legs, the rear one can’t kick you up the arse.

  43. 43
    Anonymous says:

    What are the odds on Louie Spence?

  44. 44
    big Mac says:

    Jesse perhaps a future stalking horse?
    Whether Dave stays or goes and Gove or Osborne or Boris or even Theresa throws their hat in the ring;- everything, but everything is dependent upon the future state of the UK.
    Each will sink or swim respective to their individual successes in their present jobs.

    Events,dear boy, events.

  45. 45
    Vote UKIP says:

    “He is, like Cameron and Boris, an Old Etonian. This doesn’t seem to disqualify him in any way, nor does his former career as – boo, hiss – an investment banker at Barclays.”

    Oh FFS.

  46. 46
    Vote UKIP says:

    Tony’s odds. 10/1 next Tory leader. 25/1 next Labour leader.

  47. 47
    Vote UKIP says:

    But has he more bottom?

  48. 48
    Old Macdonald says:

    Och naw, we dinna need yet another wee Jessie.

  49. 49
    arse fuck for freedom says:

    I’d rim his arse for him – looks very fuckable

  50. 50
    arse fuck for freedom says:

    No room for Conservatives in the Conservative Party – try to keep up.

  51. 51
    arse fuck for freedom says:

    Cun*ts, dear boy, cun*ts

  52. 52
    Julian The Wonderhorse says:

    She does have an amazing singing voice, her Carmen arias are incredible. Thought she was American though

  53. 53
    and he was shit says:

    She’s an even worse Secretary of State than Shaun Woodward.

  54. 54
    Jesse Norman sings great Opera too says:

  55. 55
    Sir Talbot Buxomley says:

    I always said the Tories need a Big Jesse to lead them!

  56. 56
    Archie says:

    I thought that this was about the black woman opera singer! Still, I’m with the bloke who said that with a name like Jesse, he’s a non-starter!

  57. 57
    Archie says:

    But is he a bigger knob-end than you? Doubtful!

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