Paddy Power: Odds on Jesse Norman
Over at the Paddy Power Blog, Guido studies the form for a bet on the Next Tory Leader…
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Andrew Pierce on Ed Balls…
“Porky Shadow Chancellor Ed Balls sweet-talked guests at a fund-raising dinner by saying if he wasn’t a politician, he would be a chef. That’s not surprising, since he was accused of cooking the Treasury books when he was Gordon Brown’s boot boy.”
UKIP Official Policy Dept says:
Bloody foreigners, coming over here taking all our twitter followers
First ?
Last actually dearie.
What are the odds on Louie Spence?
Who the fuck is Big Jesse Norman?
“Who the fuck is Big Jesse Norman?”
Another Eton posh bum boy…
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jesse_Norman
As an antidote to the Eton mess, Nige is the man.
“He is, like Cameron and Boris, an Old Etonian. This doesn’t seem to disqualify him in any way, nor does his former career as – boo, hiss – an investment banker at Barclays.”
Oh FFS.
Och naw, we dinna need yet another wee Jessie.
I thought that this was about the black woman opera singer! Still, I’m with the bloke who said that with a name like Jesse, he’s a non-starter!
I’d rim his arse for him – looks very fuckable
Christ, just saw a photo, he looks like something out of the League of Gentlemen.
Any relation to Jesse Owens ?
I always said the Tories need a Big Jesse to lead them!
Fattest and with an odd whiff
Padddy Powder? A set-up for backing three legged horses with beautiful names.
The one good thing about three legged horses is that, if you are the front two legs, the rear one can’t kick you up the arse.
Does this mean they expect Cameron to lose the next general election?
Does anybody seriously expect him to win ?
He may just want to step out of the kitchen before the EU Fed mob get their hands on him.
I dont think anybody called Jessie is going to make it as PM !
The only person that wins on betting is the bookie.
#Justsayno
Local councils should be able to ban any more bookies from opening in their areas. They blight neighbourhoods and attract petty criminals. A total scourge on the nation’s High Streets.
Pity it’s not a bet on the next Labour leader.
One of the Eagle brothers as an each-way bet looks a certainty.
Jimmy has started mixing bollocks comments with humour as well.
I will defend your right to post bollocks 8illy.
The are thousands of professional gamblers who make millions per year.
Boris odds on for post 2015 when Cameron gets the boot.
So you plebs don’t think I can stay the course, eh ?
Nope sorry Dave and here’s a thought Cleggy boy is lining up for a nice EU pension, whereas you will be completely consigned to the fucking bin…
Can nobody get Owen Jones’s input on this ???
I love Seb’s input
Are we talking about the ‘Tory Party’, or the ‘New Tory Party’?
That’s him screwed then.
I bet you say that to all the boys.
I am waiting for you at the toilets at Clapham Common
Paddy Power. I hope they saw Tessa Jowell OK for the gift she gave them in the 2005 Gambling Act. They are now able to set up shoo in High Streets pretty much anywhere they like, despite the opposition of local residents, the police, local ocncils and other local businesses. A bunch of mongs.
What a Jessie!
What odds am I?
Tony’s odds. 10/1 next Tory leader. 25/1 next Labour leader.
So how much is Sir thinking of putting down ?
GUIDO FAWKES’ ( or is it FAWKES’S )
Exclusive Column.
Who gives a fawk?
I see Jolly Hockey sticks fop Theresa Villiers gave a statement to commons regarding the appalling behaviour of British Ulster Loonysticks.
…..but didn’t mention the term Unionists…once
She’s an even worse Secretary of State than Shaun Woodward.
The saddest aspect to this development is that Paddy Power is likely the more reliable indicator of who will take leadership.
If only Nigel Farage was our leader.
No room for Conservatives in the Conservative Party – try to keep up.
DONT MENTION NORTHERN IRELAND AND THE FLAG.
it will upset “”The Conservative and Unionist Party of Great Britain and Northern Ireland”"”
Shhhhhhhh
Is there a jon going around here?
Are you taking the piss ?
This is pricessless.
Jesse AKA real name Alexander ( Tory politicians seem to dislike using first name , if it happens to be Alexander )
I have seen ( but not read, obviously ) Alexander’s latest book “The Big Society”……..shhhhhhhhhhhh
LOL
He has a bigger forehead than Cameron, if that were possible.
But has he more bottom?
But is he a bigger knob-end than you? Doubtful!
Jesse perhaps a future stalking horse?
Whether Dave stays or goes and Gove or Osborne or Boris or even Theresa throws their hat in the ring;- everything, but everything is dependent upon the future state of the UK.
Each will sink or swim respective to their individual successes in their present jobs.
Events,dear boy, events.
Cun*ts, dear boy, cun*ts
She does have an amazing singing voice, her Carmen arias are incredible. Thought she was American though