January 10th, 2013

Onesie-gate: LibDem LBC Stitch Up

It was only a matter of time before today’s biggest news – that Nick Clegg owns a onesie – unravelled. Sadly Guido was at lunch when the news came through and he’s been scooped by the Telegraph. It turns out though that “Harry in Sheffield” was in fact the old Etonian acting chairman of the Liberal Democrat youth wing and is a former Clegg staffer. The onesie story un-stitched.

Would any other leaders of the party youth wings like to create a media storm this week? 


69 Comments

  1. 1
    Kebab Time says:

    Still would like to know ho many members of the Guy News Room have owned or ever owned a onesie, Neo has admitted it….

  2. 2
  3. 3
    dick dastardardly mp says:

    A Lib Dem didn’t tell the truth – How shocking

  4. 4
    dick dastardardly mp says:

    and the Deputy PM played voters for a mug? Well, hes being doing that at elections for years

  5. 5

    The planted question:

    Bonsai cannot be repotted at any time of the year; for the majority of species, there is a small period of time during the Spring where the roots can be disturbed and pruned with reduced risk of danger to the tree’s health. (see earlier…)

  6. 6
    Operation Crossbow says:

    Fake callers? The BBC are good at that one. Almost every day Radio 5 use the usual list of lefty loons to ring in and rant away. There’s the Scottish Muslim gayer who always starts off quietly, then brings in his ‘boyfriend’ then ends up shouting down the phone about Tories.

    Then the idiot from Liverpool who rings in and gets any conversation around to ‘Fatchur’ regardless of what the phone in is about.

  7. 7
    Tony Blair says:

    I assume that unless your F5 key is on a 20m cable you prefer to wear these?

  8. 8

    No flies on Onesie then?

  9. 9
    Meanwhile, interesting message for the BBC... says:

  10. 10
    Tony Blair says:

    Bonsai flies?

  11. 11
    None of the above says:

    Time flies like the wind, but fruit flies like bananas

  12. 12
    Caller says:

    Mr Clegg is it true that you are a big cock?

  13. 13
    Cressida of the Yard says:

    Yet another bent ploddess member for my club

  14. 14
    Dick Scratcher says:

    Does Cameron wear a nappy?

  15. 15

    I’ll tell you what Clegg wants
    What he really really wants
    Yes tell me what Clegg wants
    What he really really wants
    He wanna, he wanna
    He wanna, he wanna
    Really really zigazig ha

    http://bit.ly/WviFi4

  16. 16
    None of the above says:

    Insignificant Spice?

  17. 17
    Dick Scratcher says:

    Policeman to lost child:

    “What’s your mum like sonny?”

    Child to policeman:

    “Big cocks and vodka.”

  18. 18
    Whoopsie says:

  19. 19
    Sir E L Nutt-Kluster says:

    Does Nick also wear shreddies ?

  20. 20
    Confucious says:

    You can lead a horse to water but a pencil has to be lead

  21. 21
    Mike Naylor says:

    I am not usually a fan of Nick Clegg, however….etc

  22. 22
    Richard Timney says:

    Mr Clegg, have you seen ‘Onesie and the G string girls’?

  23. 23
    Andy Bumhum says:

    Don’t eat those !

  24. 24
    Fish says:

    Actually I’ve seen Right to Work / (SWP) tweets (Owen Jones’ mob) organising an activist ring-in to either Nicky Campbell or VD complete with telephone number. These were followed by self-congratulatory ‘didn’t we do well’ messages.

    Strange how they all managed to get on air.

  25. 25
    Confucious says:

  26. 26
    The Decline and Fall of Nicholas Clegg says:

  27. 27
    Call me Dave the Onsie term PM says:

    Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha

    Ha

  28. 28

    Not seen today:

    Smug twat standing on steps of courthouse talking to the world about how he has been vindicated.

  29. 29
    restore the monasteries says:

    Politics is becoming more “Alice in Wonderland”every day…
    To quote “Strawberry Fields”,,….”Nothing is real”..
    (useful Bonsai advice,thanks)

  30. 30

    The only area one sees real growth in nowadays is rhetoric…

  31. 31
    It's my party so I will sware if I have to says:

    Lib Dems? the jezzus creepers wearing sandal squad. Stand by…

  32. 32
    Great British Public says:

  33. 33
    Calamity Clegg says:

    Me – without my onesie…


  34. 34
    It's my party so I will sware if I have to says:

    he shits all though his day, from his mouth, so inventers out there, tap into incontinence pads from the other end.

  35. 35
  36. 36
    It's my party so I will sware if I have to says:

    my beeb favorite vid, if I may interject,

  37. 37
    Ah! Monika 2013 +1 says:

    …and the number of ” hard-working families”

  38. 38
    It's my party so I will sware if I have to says:

    Tidy.

    More banging,

  39. 39
    Busted Nokia says:

    presumably although green – it was red inside?

  40. 40
  41. 41
  42. 42
    Sir Cum Spect says:

    English not your first language?

  43. 43
    Charles Lutwidge says:

    Wonderland is well wiser than Westminster.

  44. 44
    Ed Sillyband says:

    To “Nickers”:
    No, you can’t scare me, I’m sticking to the “Union”…

    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Union_suit

  45. 45
  46. 46
    Little Nick I-did-so-want-to-be-a-prime-minister-one-day Clegg says:

    I wear it when I’m in a melon-cauli mood.

  47. 47
    It's my party so I will sware if I have to says:

    A dutch bloke, non-cleggy, coming to the front, in a brit car, through old brit cars, without help of Dave Cee,

  48. 48
    Kebab Time says:

    Guido charges for advertising you know….

  49. 49
    Education, Edyerkayshun, Eddyookaashun says:

    ‘swear’

  50. 50
    Ministry of Denial correction service says:

    Brave hard working families if you please

  51. 51
    It's my party so I will sware if I have to says:

    GET OUT OF THE WAY YOU ITIES, FROGS AND GERMIES, I am Nick Clegg don’t you know, and I ponce about successfully in Great Britain.

  52. 52
    It's my party so I will sware if I have to says:

    fwrch?

    welsh-english dictionary I recommend for that, buddy.

  53. 53
    Sandra in Accounts says:

    It is so obvious that all platforms on the BBC have lists of “on message” contributors.

    The minority left have turned the BBC into as much an occupied zone as they have the public sector.

  54. 54
    Fish says:

    If he gets convicted he’s finished
    If he avoids trial on a technicality, he’s finished
    If he get’s off, but on a technicality, he’s finished
    The only way he will be able to make a comeback is if he is clearly and unambiguously exonerated.

  55. 55
    It's my party so I will sware if I have to says:

    and you might be wondering why that dutch bloke didn’t put his left down hand to change gear, because he put a paddle, Jazza Clarkson-style, on the side of his steering wheel on the right hand side, as they do.

  56. 56
    Sandra in Accounts says:

    Happy Margaret Thatcher Day Falklands!

  57. 57
    fashionista says:

    Fortunately Carina, can always wear a onesie.

    Unisex clothing means they are suitable for whatever genders a person has.

  58. 58
    It's my party so I will sware if I have to says:

    if you are google stuck, it means cu nt, friend.

    welsh tudor for you,

  59. 59
    Anonymous says:

    Tell the yanks theyre now fucked !

  60. 60
    It's my party so I will sware if I have to says:

    oh you mean swear? you are obvilously not on the same planet as me.

    http://www.youswear.com/index.asp?language=Welsh

  61. 61
    The Fraud Squaw says:

    The guy has always been dodgy.

    Lib Dems told the Electoral Commission after the last election that they paid Full House Audience Management £7,600 to find audiences for four meetings at which Nick Clegg spoke between April 10 and May 4 in Gateshead, Glasgow, Redcar in Cleveland and Richmond in London.

    The party paid another £1,000 for the company to find an audience for Mr Clegg’s 50th town hall meeting at a school in Dorset. The invoice had originally been £2,000 but it was reduced by half “due to short notice and poor response”.

    http://www.thestar.co.uk/news/clegg-paid-163-9-000-to-hire-crowd-1-2970974

  62. 62

    Yeah, it’s massive for a….Clegg.

  63. 63
  64. 64

    I think you are missing the point. This is not Bonsai weekly. It is a political blog.

  65. 65
    Jimmy says:

    I thought Onesie was a rightie conference.

  66. 66
  67. 67
    Charlie says says:

    Thanks for photo, never seen a onesie and terrified it was Borat’s beachwear.

  68. 68
    Zinzan says:

    For the avoidance of doubt, it is not a onesie – it’s a babygro.

  69. 69
    Old c,untborn says:

    The kids behind anonymous don’t even pay tax yet bang on about tax avoidance.


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