Onesie-gate: LibDem LBC Stitch Up
It was only a matter of time before today’s biggest news – that Nick Clegg owns a onesie – unravelled. Sadly Guido was at lunch when the news came through and he’s been scooped by the Telegraph. It turns out though that “Harry in Sheffield” was in fact the old Etonian acting chairman of the Liberal Democrat youth wing and is a former Clegg staffer. The onesie story un-stitched.
Would any other leaders of the party youth wings like to create a media storm this week?
Still would like to know ho many members of the Guy News Room have owned or ever owned a onesie, Neo has admitted it….
I assume that unless your F5 key is on a 20m cable you prefer to wear these?
Tena Plus Odour Control Incontinence Pants Medium – 10 Pairs
my beeb favorite vid, if I may interject,
The kids behind anonymous don’t even pay tax yet bang on about tax avoidance.
Lib Dems? the jezzus creepers wearing sandal squad. Stand by…
http://bluecollartories.wordpress.com/2013/01/10/the-conservative-party-the-party-of-the-working-class/
Does Cameron wear a nappy?
he shits all though his day, from his mouth, so inventers out there, tap into incontinence pads from the other end.
English not your first language?
Guido charges for advertising you know….
A Lib Dem didn’t tell the truth – How shocking
and the Deputy PM played voters for a mug? Well, hes being doing that at elections for years
The planted question:
Bonsai cannot be repotted at any time of the year; for the majority of species, there is a small period of time during the Spring where the roots can be disturbed and pruned with reduced risk of danger to the tree’s health. (see earlier…)
https://www.google.co.uk/webhp?sourceid=chrome-instant&ion=1&ie=UTF-8#hl=en&sugexp=les%3B&gs_rn=1&gs_ri=hp&tok=4xA6jGYaZ8wa7lrro8cj3A&cp=16&gs_id=v&xhr=t&q=repotting+bonsai&pf=p&tbo=d&sclient=psy-ab&oq=prepotting+bonsa&gs_l=&pbx=1&bav=on.2,or.r_gc.r_pw.r_qf.&bvm=bv.1357700187,d.d2k&fp=b73698d67822f0fc&ion=1&biw=1024&bih=653
I think you are missing the point. This is not Bonsai weekly. It is a political blog.
Fake callers? The BBC are good at that one. Almost every day Radio 5 use the usual list of lefty loons to ring in and rant away. There’s the Scottish Muslim gayer who always starts off quietly, then brings in his ‘boyfriend’ then ends up shouting down the phone about Tories.
Then the idiot from Liverpool who rings in and gets any conversation around to ‘Fatchur’ regardless of what the phone in is about.
Actually I’ve seen Right to Work / (SWP) tweets (Owen Jones’ mob) organising an activist ring-in to either Nicky Campbell or VD complete with telephone number. These were followed by self-congratulatory ‘didn’t we do well’ messages.
Strange how they all managed to get on air.
It is so obvious that all platforms on the BBC have lists of “on message” contributors.
The minority left have turned the BBC into as much an occupied zone as they have the public sector.
No flies on Onesie then?
Bonsai flies?
Time flies like the wind, but fruit flies like bananas
Policeman to lost child:
“What’s your mum like sonny?”
Child to policeman:
“Big cocks and vodka.”
You can lead a horse to water but a pencil has to be lead
Mr Clegg is it true that you are a big cock?
Yeah, it’s massive for a….Clegg.
Yet another bent ploddess member for my club
I’ll tell you what Clegg wants
What he really really wants
Yes tell me what Clegg wants
What he really really wants
He wanna, he wanna
He wanna, he wanna
Really really zigazig ha
http://bit.ly/WviFi4
Insignificant Spice?
Does Nick also wear shreddies ?
Don’t eat those !
I am not usually a fan of Nick Clegg, however….etc
Mr Clegg, have you seen ‘Onesie and the G string girls’?
Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha
Ha
Happy Margaret Thatcher Day Falklands!
Not seen today:
Smug twat standing on steps of courthouse talking to the world about how he has been vindicated.
http://twitter.com/search?q=HUHNE&src=typd
If he gets convicted he’s finished
If he avoids trial on a technicality, he’s finished
If he get’s off, but on a technicality, he’s finished
The only way he will be able to make a comeback is if he is clearly and unambiguously exonerated.
Fortunately Carina, can always wear a onesie.
Unisex clothing means they are suitable for whatever genders a person has.
Politics is becoming more “Alice in Wonderland”every day…
To quote “Strawberry Fields”,,….”Nothing is real”..
(useful Bonsai advice,thanks)
The only area one sees real growth in nowadays is rhetoric…
…and the number of ” hard-working families”
Brave hard working families if you please
Wonderland is well wiser than Westminster.
Me – without my onesie…
Tidy.
More banging,
A dutch bloke, non-cleggy, coming to the front, in a brit car, through old brit cars, without help of Dave Cee,
GET OUT OF THE WAY YOU ITIES, FROGS AND GERMIES, I am Nick Clegg don’t you know, and I ponce about successfully in Great Britain.
and you might be wondering why that dutch bloke didn’t put his left down hand to change gear, because he put a paddle, Jazza Clarkson-style, on the side of his steering wheel on the right hand side, as they do.
‘swear’
fwrch?
welsh-english dictionary I recommend for that, buddy.
if you are google stuck, it means cu nt, friend.
welsh tudor for you,
oh you mean swear? you are obvilously not on the same planet as me.
http://www.youswear.com/index.asp?language=Welsh
presumably although green – it was red inside?
I wear it when I’m in a melon-cauli mood.
http://fxbites.blogspot.co.uk/2013/01/rose-garden-tinted-spectacles.html
To “Nickers”:
No, you can’t scare me, I’m sticking to the “Union”…
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Union_suit
http://oi50.tinypic.com/xes7r.jpg
Tell the yanks theyre now fucked !
The guy has always been dodgy.
Lib Dems told the Electoral Commission after the last election that they paid Full House Audience Management £7,600 to find audiences for four meetings at which Nick Clegg spoke between April 10 and May 4 in Gateshead, Glasgow, Redcar in Cleveland and Richmond in London.
The party paid another £1,000 for the company to find an audience for Mr Clegg’s 50th town hall meeting at a school in Dorset. The invoice had originally been £2,000 but it was reduced by half “due to short notice and poor response”.
http://www.thestar.co.uk/news/clegg-paid-163-9-000-to-hire-crowd-1-2970974
I thought Onesie was a rightie conference.
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Thanks for photo, never seen a onesie and terrified it was Borat’s beachwear.
For the avoidance of doubt, it is not a onesie – it’s a babygro.