One-sie Nation: Ed and Dave Deny
The fall out from Nick Clegg’s onesie confession rumbles on with Ed Miliband’s office confirming to Guido that the Labour leader does not own a onesie. So it’s not a one-sie nation…
Downing Street are refusing to say whether the Prime Minister has one. It will probably be accidentally leaked in a couple of days…
Picture via @MirrorMcTague
UPDATE:
BREAKING: Cameron's gunna wish he had a onesie. Here's Churchill in one. http://t.co/BXcTbhCu—
Michael Savage (@michaelsavage) January 10, 2013
UPDATE II: Downing Street sources say “it didn’t come up at the launch of men’s fashion week” when asked whether Dave has a onesie. Guido will take that as a no…
No – it’s a nonesie!
It’s a Onesie Nationie.
Are they good for bumming around in?
Gordon had a babygro.
A Clockwork Orange Droog suit my gorgeousness gorgesity made flesh.
‘When a man cannot chose, he ceases to be a man.’
Dave, stick with your open crotch panties.
Worn the wrong way round, of course.
Come on, the thought of the millitwat in a onesie is bloody funny
We plebs have always called them boiler suits, sad upbringing or out of touch?
Used to wear a blue cotton drill one. looked alright with my leather grained Tuff boots.
Just look like badly made overalls to me.
nothing happens by chance…now we are being introduced to the world of work overalls and in due course babygro for adults by our masters.
this is what the master race thinks of us. Either work like a slave or be kept as pets by them. let’s not forget pets sometimes are kept as babies by their masters.
You’re just smearing skilled people like fitters and welders as slaves and babies now. Grow up, sunshine.
If I didn’t wear one of them while servicing the car, my good lady would do her little nut at having to wash my best suit.
Churchill’s version was called a siren suit and you put it on when you had to make a quick exit for the bomb shelters in WW2. Useful when the brown stuff hits the fan.
lets hope it wasnt a cast off from Mark Oaton
Nice to see the MoD clean up after themselves
This is Cawden beach on the east coast an abandoned bombing range
watch it from 4.10 mins in !
Ah ! Those Weapons of Mass Destruction !!
Got stacks down this way – Pendine beach has so much bullets and shells fired into the sea, you could sey up a lead mine there.
SHELL FOUND ON BEACH
Wish they were. Good beach for august mackeral though – you can literally walk out up to your waist and pick them out by hand – but wear cloth gloves, they are slippery buggers.
There is worse
A huge ship full of HE off tyhe coast of kent that will cause a Tsunami if it detonates
A gift from WW2
Many years ago The Beast (PBUH) was caught grabbing an unexploded mortar round up on Sennybridge (Yes I am an idiot) and sticking it into my bergen
So if any loony fancies making IEDs all they have to dois visit a MOD range
Its scanalous
He looks like the Tellytubby Tinky Winky or is it La La?
Can Guido confirm that no-one in the Guy Newsroom own a “One-sie” ?
We demand to know!
Cameron is still hoping that someone will hug his hoodie
Louis Walsh and me have identical onesie’s.
Any thoughts on getting one for Eric Pickles ?
Open for specials – no job too large
Billy Smarts Circus has an old big top he could wear !
Apparently Gordon has a onesie made out of canvas. Oddly the arms are joined together behind the back.
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Is Microsoft now run by Jeremy Heywood?
had my dose last night Cat – looks you were well down the list. : )
13 wasn’t it? Like watching paint dry, and gawd knows what gates was doing to my computer, as I looked on suspiciously.
I had a Noilly Prat
I bet you say that to all the boys
Fuck off, Marc!
I bet you say that to all the boys.
stop
I bet you say that to all the boys.
desist – sit on my lap, and let me tell you a story…
I bet you say that to all the boys.
Guido, you really must do better.
White Britons a minority in Leicester, Luton and Slough
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/uknews/immigration/9792392/White-Britons-a-minority-in-Leicester-Luton-and-Slough.html
Inshalah
Bournemouth will be next.
Look Sarah, I’ve got a twosie.
No, Gordon, you’ve done a twosie…………. Nurse
Gordon : Sarah are youup for a twosie with Margaret Becket ?
It was PMQ’s yesterday so we were prepared for a big night and some surprises along the way. However, one shock we were not prepared for was the sight of Ed Balls in a onesie!
After finding out he was still Shadow Chancellor, Ed Balls promised he would wear a onesie to fit in with the Shadow Cabinet who just can’t seem to get enough of theirs. He then turned up to Shadow Cabinet meetings in a bright red onesie!
After PMQ’s yesterda, Ed Miliband said to Ed Balls: ‘We can be two chavs in a tracksuit!’.
2nd hand gimp suit for sale
Come on !!!! Neo Nut Right Wing F*uckwits. There is a story for you all to get behind and support. The Flag F*ucks
Full official name = The Conservative and Unionist Party of Great Britain and Northern Ireland…..LOL
But still no comment from Dave / Guido / or any Neo Nut on the situation in the “North of Ireland”, specifically about the behaviour of the Tory backers The Ulster Looneysticks
Only neo left-wing fuckwits support the Conservatives these days.
The only argument I hear these days in favour of the Tories is tactical voting. No-one votes Tory based on a genuine belief system anymore.
You don’t seriously expect to be given the opportunity to vote for a Tory, do you ?’
What a complete wally.
When to Repot your Bonsai (one of a series)
Bonsai cannot be repotted at any time of the year; for the majority of species, there is a small period of time during the Spring where the roots can be disturbed and pruned with reduced risk of danger to the tree’s health.
It is not easy to immediately identify the different stages of Spring Buds until you are familiar with a particular species, as their appearance differs from species to species. However, the basic descriptions of a winter bud, a slightly swollen bud, a lengthening bud and an opening bud does hold throughout all species.
Repotting can be safely carried out when the buds are swollen and extending, repotting is best carried out when the buds are extending.
Repotting can be carried out when the buds are dormant but will result in a loss of vigour in the tree until it recovers the ‘energy’ lost from the roots. For this reason, winter repotting (repotting when the buds are still dormant) is not advised.
Is that in response to a planted question?
Growth will be very restricted this year.
stunted growth, as George’s small penis.
Just two or three months to sort the bounder out then.
Happy Birthday me, I’m 51, and still got all my teeth – well, 30 actually, lost two in thporting accthidents, as you do.
Right, what were we talking about? One-sie?!? What the fuck is that when it is at home? Heard of baggsie, as in that girl, to one’s mate, but one-sie surely must be an euphamysm, for cock? Tell me if I am wrong.
OOOHHHH – all over trousers, I get it now.
Christ I’m getting slow.
…and we used to call them overalls in my day – seems car mechanics is not a popular hobby anymore.
What’s with kiddies today, ey?
Churchill looked like a knob in one too. Great guy, but a mystifying lack of a sense of dignity.
He called it his siren suit.
You called?
sorry, must dash… myself against the rocks.
For Gays and Greens
BSU Onesie Bright Pink M
That displayed on this page when I first loaded it! Now it is just a strap-line. Wonder why? Can’t normally do pics here unless embedded in a tweet.
‘strap line’
I misread that and had palpitations
I like the colour but not the fact I’ve still got to put my socks on.
Got any with feet?
I’m presuming this photo was taken when Gordon Brown had a mullet.
Fuck Tories
A couple of people don’t own something?
Yeah, web journalism is definitely the future
Dave will indeed have on Onesie and but it will be assless
Do they make them in Harris tweed?
No, but you can hang them on an arris rail.
I bet you say that to all the boys.
The one-sie is the perfect solution for busy single mums on benefits who haven’t got time to put on tops AND bottoms.
Nick Buckles is also Chairman of the Lingerie Internationale des Sociétés de Surveillance.
Where I live they go shopping in their PJs. Given that many of the ladies tend to strain the boundaries of their attire (if not just the buttons) this can be simultaneously enlivening and sickening.
This is a step up in sartorial elegance
Could we get the speaker into one? And perhaps his good wife though I recommend she wears it upside down
Gooogel walmart shoppers….
Is this what people mean by the Guido-isation of politics?
The main question we need to ask, is there a set of grandad’s all-over underwear under that, with the flap at the back held up by buttons, and put down when you go for a shit?
But it was designed for outside bogs then though, to take into account of cold winters, brassy balls and all that.
My daughter at fourteen, seeing me in my grandads all over underwear, with the back flap down, forgotten to button up after a visit.
http://i4.bebo.com/013/0/large/2006/12/21/00/19934809a2918106492b646162285l.jpg
And yes, she is my daughter, so behave!
I am afraid to observe that a stud has already got to her.
I bet you say that to all the boys.
Modern pic of her uncle, if you have comment reply clicked, or look back here, my gaughter getting on a triple decker bus, somewhere in the world where she works now – think it is the ballerics these days, even now,
https://fbcdn-sphotos-g-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-ash4/401350_10152300606525274_1995298081_n.jpg
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HLLI7V-xcQA
The tory party is riddled with nonsies.
Just saw that Jacqui Dromey on the DP. Dressed as a Lesbian. I know who wears the onesie in that house. It’s chainmail and razor blades around a welded gusset and asspiece.
I believe I may be getting a bright orange one soon. Complete with shackles.
No that’s in America Chris. In the Scrubs you will get a white one patterned with black arrows.
I recommend getting a padlock for the zip asap
But what happens if you trump inside a onesie
But what happens if you trump inside a onesie?
It lingers.
I imagine it would be like shit sticking to a blanket.
“My wife said she were wearing stockings as a treat but I knew she just had tights on – when she farted her ankles swelled up.”
You can slip seamlessly from bed to sofa and back again without all the inconvenience of washing and dressing with our new range of one-sie’s.
Do you deliver, or can you pickup from sochial?
We deliver and you don’t just get one one-sie but two.
Havent got 99p spare, Ill get brighthouse and see if they do em on t’never never
A onesie is a boiler suit for wankers
quite dirty work sitting in front of a telly, shoving crisps and chocolates and porky-pola into one’s face, ey?
Suit our three delightful crapheads, the ones they call leaders of our three main political parties.
You can guess what is coming !
Over a third of food we produce is thrown away according to the gov
If a vegetable is misshaped then it cant be sold in a supermarket ,so it goes to landfill
WHAT A LOAD OF BOLLOCKS !
What do you think goes in to processed food ,prepared veg or even animal feed
Egg processors send all their misshaped and cracked eggs to the food industry
meat processors send the bones and offal to be mechanically reclaimed to make pies sausages and burgers and pet food
I can see a Food Production tax coming here !
Yummie
http://i4.mirror.co.uk/incoming/article259132.ece/ALTERNATES/s615/carrot-foot-297831614.jpg
Hey! The one on the right is mine! Where did you get that pic?
Always suspected you were a ginger tom
The one on the right looks like my cock !
Do you know SC?
Less is more?
The opposite of you, then…
I bet you say that to all the boys.
What is it with Labour and
tellinglegislating people what they must do? Have they never heard of free will?‘m looking foreward to the Goldilocks breakfast march where people openly eat porridge with treacle, sugar puffs and frosties in front of the plod.
George had a pastie Tax and Abbott is now pressing for a Frostie ban.
Fabianism. It’s all about what you should do.
The is–ought problem in meta-ethics as articulated by Scottish philosopher and historian David Hume (1711–76) is that many writers make claims about what ought to be on the basis of statements about what is. However, Hume found that there seems to be a significant difference between descriptive statements (about what is) and prescriptive or normative statements (about what ought to be), and it is not obvious how we can get from making descriptive statements to prescriptive. The is–ought problem is also known as Hume’s Law and Hume’s Guillotine.
STFU
Bloody hell I thought it said Huhne for Guillotine.
Damn
William of Ockham
Entities should not be multiplied beyond necessity.
Note the last word.
cf Karl Menger
Law Against Miserliness: Entities must not be reduced to the point of inadequacy or
It is vain to do with fewer what requires more
They actually say the same thing if you have a clear understanding of the concept of necessity, something which would not apply to you in any event.
In fact lets limit everything, then parents can simply buy an empty cardboard box and decide how much food is in it, not big business.
Parents can already decide how much sugar is in their kids fucking cereal by buying them non sugary cereal like porridge you stupid cow.
Do what you like you fat bitch,I give my kids sugar puffs sprinkled with sugar.
And a double carajillo fo t’bairns. Gets the heart started in the mornings
How the hell can a clinically obese woman get to preach to the nation about the health risks of poor diet, and expect to be taken seriously? It defies belief.
It’s ‘er genes conditioned by years of oppression
You mean she can still get into her genes? Must shop at the XXXS counter as Asda then.
Parents can make that decision now. Its called having free choice to buy what you want.
Whath thith??!!! Oneseis are becwoming popular? I musth borrow some workman’s overalls forthwith!!
http://bluecollartories.wordpress.com/2013/01/10/the-conservative-party-the-party-of-the-working-class/
But which one is Dave, Nick, Gideon, or Ed?
http://www.bbc.co.uk/pressoffice/bbcworldwide/images/teletubbies.jpg
Crying out to be photo shopped
Clegg is shit.
if you have seen the size of fat boy fat Gudio recently….he would need a “Twosie”
Tent.
7 prisons to be closed will save taxpayer 60 million quid a year
Really ! What a load of bollocks !
The prisoners will then be rehoused in a new super prison !
Labour costed the building of a new super prison at 1.5 billion quid before they scrapped the idea
So how can spending 1.5 billion quid save 60 million a year ?
by the time you break even on the 1.5 billion , the fucking prison will be to old and need rebuilding
All the little Victorian lockups up and down the country cost a fortune to run. Given that most have prime locations their sales should easily pay for a modern efficient new prison.
‘Efficient’ ? Measured in felons/cubic metre ?
A huge open air camp in Scothland is the answer
Plenty of rainwater , throw dead deer over the wire once a week and make them listen to bagpipes and Jockanese voices over a tannoy all day
How’s that for a detterent?
It is only right that in these times prisons should be cost neutral for the taxpayer.
1. Prisoners should have unlimited 45 minute visits for which the charge will be £50 plus VAT
2. Charges be intoduced for food and board.
Free treadmills too so they can generate their own heat for their tents and baked bean cookers.
BOE leaves interest rates unchanged .
FTSE100 hardly moves.
So why didn’t the fucking railways leave the fares unchanged too?
Right, I have spent enough time on this thread, time to discover what shite I have posted on earlier threads, but a song for George O, and his small penis,
nice knickers
Almost as good as widders
Spose he’ll be saying “Nobody knows where my Johnny has gone”
Just what is wrong with boxers and a T shirt???
Wouldnt suprise in the least if Cameron also has a rocking horse and pampers
The previous tenent probably left his
Still prefer the shell suit
You want one
It will probably be accidentally leaked in a couple of days…
After a focus group session. And if he has one it will be deepest blue – with subdued yellow and green flecks
http://fxbites.blogspot.co.uk/2013/01/rose-garden-tinted-spectacles.html
Mark Oaten and Lord Boothby liked twosies!
Winston Spencer took to wearing a one-piece (then called)`boiler suit’ for practical reasons. Sadly, he became incontinent in later life.
Breaking ! Two thirds of MP’s think they are underpaid
They want a basic of £86,250 +
The dirty thieving fuckers have got some neck
Time for the revolution , break out the piano wire !
So much for “we are all in it together” – some are in it more than others – and some have their trotters in the trough
MumsNet: MPs allowed to claim £160 on groceries a week when DLA is only £77 per week
MPs allowed to claim £160 on groceries a week when DLA is-only £77 per week
Been wondering myself what all the fuss is about them, standard dress for men in the Western Isles for many years usually with a pair of welly boots.
Not suited to male mp’s as there is no anal access flap
Hitler was better dressed than Churchill