Does Simon Hughes Go Underground “Almost Every Day”?
It is the London Underground’s 150th Birthday today. Speaking on the Daily Politics the famously yellow London cab driving MP Simon Hughes made a claim which set off Guido’s lie detector:
Simon Hughes tells Daily Politics he uses tube "almost every day". Hmmm [PICTURE] twitpic.com/bu0h3h—
Guido Fawkes (@GuidoFawkes) January 10, 2013
Labour’s Tony McNulty, a mininster up until the election was sceptical as well:
@GuidoFawkes Used to see that awful coloured taxi in the Commons almost every sitting day. Must have been someone else's taxi, clearly.—
Tony McNulty (@Tony_McNulty) January 10, 2013
Is Simon Hughes a Fib Dem?
Was Simoms taxi pink?
So Simon is for hire, how much does he charge for waiting?
With or without the taxi, I still find Simon a hansom cad.
UP YOURS LIBDEM
yes, not many nig gers in the libdems, ey?
And I am welsh, so I am the brit original – “taf fy was a welshman, taf fy was a thief”! – my arse!
Depends if he is on the
wrank.TAXIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII !!
Ads a whole new meaning to the Private Eye quote “I had that XXXXX in the back the other day”
All allegations that I’m a future party leader are false and defamatory.
All suggestions that I’m a Tory are false and derisible.
How about the allegation that you have a bigger forehead than Dave?
What the xxxx are they talking about?
To be fair 5 of those 13 years were taken up by the most important issue facing the country. Fox hunting.
I took £billions of government “revenue” from pensions.
Never trust a Liberal .
Shut it and bite that pillow! You’ll wake the wife up
I’ll be buggered if I will.
Why are rabidly homophobic right wingers always later exposed as gay?
Because it’s a disease and is incurable!
Let me explain,
You know how you hate yourself for being white? It’s a bit like that.
Is Simon Hughes a Brown Hatter then?
Yep a leading light in the ‘Buggerati’ that run this god forsaken country.
His meter swings both ways.
He buggered my prospects in the Parliamentary Election with his slurs on my sexuality.
Yes – and try getting a Chinaman to say that…
Still bitter after all this time? Simon Hughes continues to be re-elected despite his forced eviction from the closet. Face it – the voters just don’t like YOU – get over it.
Hughes gay? Surely some mistake. I’m sure that he campaigned in an election as ‘The straight choice’. If he’s gay himself, that would make him a liar and a hypocrite, which would surely rule him out for a senior position in the Liberal Democrat Party!
Yes, but it took a lomg time to get the truth out of him.
Simon Hughes what a waste of space when the Liberals get hammered at the next election the one result I will cheer is his demise at Bermondsey and Old Southwark hurry the day.
He said call me a cab so I said You are a cab.
He also said ‘bugger me’ …
And Teather.
Am I right in thinking he doesn’t have to pay the congestion charge driving that piece of crap around?
One of the most polluting vehicles produced by man
No we the taxpayers have to pay you forget that MPS pay for very little,even after the expenses tsunami of 2009 these twats are still at the trough we should get rid of a third of them they wouldnt be missed.
I think you mean half
I will raise you by a half.
Yeah ok get rid of the f…..g lot!
You’ll miss us when we’re gone.
The ‘tube’ he’s talking about is the one with a hamster in it.
Simon Hughes takes it up the tube.
How much do MPs pay to park their cars in Westminster?
See post 18.
It’s free for MP’s,lords,officers of the house and anyone else lucky enough to get a permit.
and free if you wear cuban heels too
Its a good job its free or those thieving MPs would claim double the fee back in expenses.
Hughes can abide by the Public Carriage Office (now Taxi and Private Hire Office) Conditions of Fitness as regarding turning circle.
He can actually do it on the spot (and often does – allegedly.)
Really??? So we’re all in it together.
Just seen the Bailiffs empty my local Jessops store
They were in and out in a flash
You are overexposed.
To late for me to Snap up a bargain then?
Can we please stay focused here?
Sorry to be negative here, but isn’t a Kit Kat digital as well…?
Stop fudging the tissue.
You are too flash and should shutter up!
I can listen to three dimensional music on my tripod…
Owen what is yor favorite aperture?
Don’t you mean his F stop?
Can we continue this discussion “in camera”?
We’ve all been framed…
It will still filter out!
Good to see things in Black and White….
Try using a Brownie!
I thought Jessops was a department store in Nottingham.
My name is Wilfrid! Wooop wooop!
Fuck off and DIE
Are you a ‘One Nation’ socialist, I hear Miliband constantly yap on about?
Not until the weather improves so we can enjoy our street parties.
The question is which one of Simon Hughes’s faces made the tweet? Was it face ‘A’ The Straight Choice for Bermondsey, or face ‘B’ the other one?
I don’t think I’d believe Simon Hughes if he told me it was raining outside.
What about if he had his finger up your bottom, would you take him seriously then?
Hughes is not coming anywhere my anus with his finger, after all nobody knows where its been.
The Whether in Reading
3° with a light fog.
It is not clear if this will lift today but when it does there will still be cloud to contend with.
The longer term outlook is uncertain.
I can’t see what it is yet.
Whilst Peter denied the good Lord thryce
You cannot discern this at any pryce.
One will never know quyte how soon
We shall be dysposed of such a Cuпt.
(Having problems with the rhyming here but working on it…)
The last line of your limerick has a certain poetic justice about it.
Good Lord and Gadsocks!
I do believe you are right!
Is this ‘whether’ you speak of connected to the will he/won’t he indeterminacy which so occupies our time at present?
Spelling is the foundation of reading and the greatest ornament of writing.
Noah Webster 1773
I find having to spell words like Morocco such a bind.
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I worked in Borough until last summer. I used to see Mr Hughes & his yellow taxi often driving around the ‘back streets’ of southwark !!
Stephen Fry has a London cab, are they part of the gayer knowledge?
Lot’s of room in the back for consenting adults, I’ve been told.
What do you get when you cross Andrew Marr with a Leprechaun?
A stroke of luck
Just heard about Marr having a stroke.Who with this time I thought.
it’s all the coke snorting, that’s the reason he’s had a stoke.
A senior Met Police detective has been found guilty of offering to sell inside information on the phone hacking inquiry to the News of the World. A Southwark Crown Court jury convicted Det Ch Insp April Casburn, 53, of misconduct in public office. She was the first person to be prosecuted as part of Operation Elveden, the probe into payments by journalists to public officials.
Will she still get her gold plated pension?
Is the Pope a German ?
Achtung – I bless you
She’ll be sentenced to be Bernie Hogey Carmichaelhowe’s chief tea-maker for a month or so.
Leveson never managed to work out what everybody else with half a brain knew what must have been going on.
I hope she writes a book!
You’re only allowed to prosecute them if they took notw money. Any bungs to plod from the graun st.al and it’s nothing to see move along.
Taxis still wont stop for me. They’re usually driving too fast.
Are they all boy racists ?
According to your expenses youve had a few ,cabs I mean!
Just worrying about their suspension honeychile.
I like to go underground every day. Just ask my boyfriend!
Get off at Queen’s Park with me.
Where does he live then, the Chalfonts?
Where is his OysterCard printout then? that will show the truth.
No print out and its prokies
No problem, his mothers been using it commute with.
Just to get off message I see that India and P a k i s t a n are kiking off again, I put my money on india.
That’s where I like to put the taxpayers’ money.
This will be popular with the public: MPs have told IPSA that they deserve a 32% pay hike from £66k to £86k. 69% think their underpaid too.
And 100percent of the great Brithish public think they are overpaid.
100% think they are useless, shystering, freeloaders too.
*they’re*
Shall I wish Handy Andy Marr well ?
Yes!
My Wife was driving on the night in question…
On a Golf Courca, M’Lud (floodlit).
It’s safer to drive on the road, of a night. Check
Rejoice
The First NoW C*unt bites the dust
Many more to follow !!!!!!!!
Of whom do you speak, Sir?
errrrrrr How about Andrew Mongshell pretending to go everywhere on his bike… I suggest you check out his taxi expenses , especially in Sutton Coldfield….gets taxi to very appointment, including visiting constituants less than a mile away from his home
http://bluecollartories.wordpress.com/2013/01/10/the-conservative-party-the-party-of-the-working-class/
As a lowly Parliamentary Case Worker, toiling in Norman Shaw North, I would agree with Tony McNulty – the yellow cab is parked in Derby Gate most days. (P.S. Before people complain about me commenting in working hours, I work part time and today is a day off).
I hope you get paid or are you an intern?
I work part-time and EVERY day is a day off.
Yeah but u r a lazy cnut!
I actually saw him catching the bus on the Old Kent Road today…
missed out an ‘h’
Is that absolute horror McNulty still slithering around? God help us.
Not only is he still around but will no doubt get back these f….s never give up they know what is available from the public purse,look at Moran and McSame they beat the system after years of fraud and are still around.Mc Shame was on his Twitter account a couple of days ago bemoaning the fact that he had to py 7 quid for a flu jab from Morrisons!
I’d happily make up the difference to a round tenner if they could inject him with a streak of remorse.
Denis McSames spokesperson says remorse? what remorse.
Hughes presumably has a ‘Straight Choice’ between the tube and his taxi
Well Simon has form hasn’t he? Some one remind me of the campaign he ran against Tatchell ?
Not exactly honest was it?
But then he’s a bit of a lefty and a hypocrite – the two go well together.
That Hughes fellow is smarter than I give him credit for, probably pulling in an extra 100K a year chauffeuring that waste of space Dianne Abbot in the back of his cab
Wasn’t McNulty dropped having been expsoed as a massive trougher. He should keep holding his head down in shame.
Simon Hughes likes to slip into a few tight passages
… I have never heard it called that before …