January 9th, 2013

PMQs LIVE: Shirkers v Strivers Edition


  1. 1
    Steve Miliband says:

    David Miliband

  2. 2
    genghiz the kahn says:

    Audit of broken promises. FFS.

  3. 3
    Ted Miliband says:

    Can the PM tell us what he had for Xmas?

  4. 4
    genghiz the kahn says:

    Chant along with Dave.

  5. 5
    Ted Miliband says:

    Why has the PM hired Lyndon B Johnson as an advisor? And does he intend to enter the Vietnam war?

  6. 6
    The Sleeper says:

    FFS Militwat….he’s already said its being published…prat!

  7. 7
    Dave Cameron says:

    Ooooh the Canary Islands, how lower middle class!

  8. 8
    Wallace says:

    hnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnncalm down
    hnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnit’s hnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnearly in the hnnnnnnnnnyear

  9. 9
    Steve Miliband says:

    Suck on that eD

  10. 10
    Wallace says:

    Cracking toast hnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnGromit

  11. 11
    Chimps T Party says:

    Just look at the wankers

  12. 12
    Anonymous says:

    Calm down… Calm down… They sound like excited scousers.

  13. 13
    Anonymous says:

    Sarah Teather the Hon Member for Watership Down will be putting on her
    anguished face again

  14. 14
    Ted Miliband says:

    Does the PM hate girls? I myself like girls, especially Hattie, who is my friend.

  15. 15
    genghiz the kahn says:

    Harman looks bored witless.

  16. 16
    Steve Miliband says:

    There weren’t any twat

  17. 17
    The Sleeper says:

    Mid term report…..young Miliband needs to try a lot harder.

  18. 18
    The Anglo Saxon says:

    Millitwat is so pathetic, clutching at straws, well done Dave, let him dig that hole so he can bury himself.

  19. 19
    A Voter says:

    Dave is much better when he’s angry

    If he did it more often normal people would actually respect him

  20. 20
    genghiz the kahn says:

    What a waste of time that has been so far. Chant along with Dave, and Student Gwant Miliband.

  21. 21
    Steve Miliband says:

    Fabricant’s hair matches his tie

  22. 22
    Anonymous says:

    I’d like to see her cum face. Is it any different?

  23. 23
    Owen Jones says:

    You can just go and fuck off,David Cameron

  24. 24
    The Sleeper says:

    “Only red pests in this house”…..love it!!

  25. 25
    Gordon Brown is a cunting cock says:

    Who was the Labour MP bellowing like a loon as Cameron spoke about Miliband’s failures to present policies?

  26. 26
    Turning Greek says:

    Cameron boasts that taxes are higher now than they were under Labour, like it’s something he’s proud of.

  27. 27
    Tory totty says:

    Is that the delicious Penny Mordaunt in orange?

  28. 28
    Gordon Brown is a cunting cock says:

    Bank taxes/

  29. 29
    Smithers says:

    Red pests? Release the hounds!

  30. 30
    Ivor Biggun says:

    No that’s Peter Hain

  31. 31
    Tuscan Tony says:

    Lucy Powell – big, big red unit.

  32. 32
    genghiz the kahn says:

    Mauve and purple ties unwanted Christmas presents.

  33. 33
    skorpian de rooftrouser says:

    Single mum maggie not another fatcher

  34. 34
    I don't nee d no do ctor says:

    Ed Miliband really is pathetic

  35. 35
    Nerys Hughes says:

    If you want to you can waive CB and not fill out the tax form.

  36. 36
    Gordon Brown is a cunting cock says:

    I hate Labour but Meg Hillier is tasty

  37. 37
    Daddy Nutter says:

    Labour support child benefit for people on £50k and more. Nutters!

  38. 38
    Jon Snow says:

    “And the polls have just swung to UKIP by 2%, Conservatives down 2%”

  39. 39
    Tom Tomos says:

    The PM also promised an “unvarnished” review of the coalition’s performance in its audit due out later….

    It’s the Nitromors Review.

  40. 40
    skorpian de rooftrouser says:

    MMMMM who was that gay phuck

  41. 41
    Dave Cameron says:

    Dropped off there, what was the question?

  42. 42
    Tony Pony says:

    Will it do what it says on the tin?

  43. 43
    skorpian de rooftrouser says:

    Fiddling are we talking about the bbc again

  44. 44
    CarryHole is a Utter Hunt says:

    It’s “feckless reproduction reward” if you means-test it.

    i.e. the new fabian policies of dysgenics.

    Either it’s a universal benefit or scrap it (which I favour).

  45. 45
    Anonymous says:

    A nurse earning how much? Over £50k pa, she can afford it.

  46. 46
    Anonymous says:

    Everyone is entitled to child benefit you twat.

  47. 47
    skorpian de rooftrouser says:

    Ken looking very butch

  48. 48
    Anonymous says:

    By soldiers you mean senior officers I presume? Given the cutoff is £50k

  49. 49
    Dick Milliband says:

    I love the smell of napalm in the morning

  50. 50
    Daddy Nutter says:

    Labour still asking why benefit claimants can’t be given free money forever.

  51. 51
    The Sleeper says:

    In my view..habitual,skiving non workers should not get CB. Hard working citizens should continue to receive it. Eventually this will ensure that later generations of skivers are eliminated.

  52. 52
    Dick Milliband says:

    Well, those with children especially.

  53. 53
    arse fuck for freedom says:

    The Foreign Secretary is looking very toned: he must have been having extra sessions on the mat with Sebastian.

    Shame about the pubic hair between his teeth though.

  54. 54
    Hugh Janus says:

    I see no strippers.

  55. 55
    Mr and Mrs says:

    I never realised so many MPs dressed in womens’ clothes.

  56. 56
    Something no politician dare actually tell the whingers whingeing about loss of child benefit says:

    You hit on the crucial point…all these people whingeing about losing child benefit and who are earning over £50k…and it’s THIS….if you choose to have kids it’s YOUR responsibility for child costs NOT the state or the taxpayer…if you choose to send your kids to private school…it’s YOUR choice and you are responsible for the costs etc….if you have a large mortgage then that’s your choice(although interest rates have been historically low for 5 years) and you pay the costs…if you want an expensive lifestyle you pay for it…if you want to invest your child benefit in an investment account for your kids then find the money yourself …..and shut the **** up whingeing.

  57. 57
    olden1936 says:

    Boring, boring, boring! No matter what the subject of the articles, the comments columns as usual are brimming with schoolboy lavatory wall smut by people insulting both their own and fellow commentors intelligence. Do they expect to be regarded as intelligent adults, or are they simply using these comment columns to anonymously drain off their personal cerebral surplus filth?

  58. 58
    Heidi Alexander says:

    Did you spot me? I’ve put on a few more pounds over the Christmas period but I thought I looked quite good when I watched the replay.

  59. 59
    Einstein says:

    Farty bumholes.

  60. 60
    BigTed/LittleTed says:

    YES, WE DO!!!

  61. 61
    Got a new crayon says:

    Manifesto pledges are not subject to legitimate expectations -it’s official.


    …Cecilia Ivimy, for the government, said: “A manifesto promise is incapable of giving rise to a legally binding contract with the electorate. It is a point which is so obvious that I don’t want to labour it.”

  62. 62
    A mature adult says:

    Olden1936 is a poo poo head.

  63. 63
    A mature adult says:

    Olden1936 eats bogies.

  64. 64
    Could have done with a new SATNAV for Christmas says:

    For Christ’s sake. If you want to be involved in intelligent, mature and insightful comment what are you doing on this blog? YOU MUST BE VERY, VERY LOST.

  65. 65
    olden1936 says:

    No I’m not lost, but obviously from their replies the folks I mentioned are.

  66. 66
    PorkPie says:

    Will the rt hon member for Tatton,pledge to go on a sponsored diet with Beaker and Pickles.
    For every pound they lose,they could donate a pound to a foodbank.Showing the caring side of the Coalition.

  67. 67
    simon says:

    At least this blog believes in free speech- unlike the digital spy forums where- on the politics section- it is compulsory to love benefit spongers. If you don’t you get banned! So at least the spongers in society have the digital spy vote!

  68. 68
    Anonymous says:

    He should feign illness and ask his brother to stand in for him. They might have a chance of being elected then!

  69. 69
    Anonymous says:

    A major earns £50k and the best they can be described as is SO2, not really very senior but more senior than the “other rank” oiks.

  70. 70
    The savant10.4 highway patrol says:

    Was it. Magaluf

  71. 71
    The savant10.4 highway patrol says:


    I thought we d hogtied her for good….

  72. 72
    Jimmy Saveloy ( says:

    Where do I put in my claims?

  73. 73
    Grumpy Old Man says:

    Impossible. she’s already witless.

  74. 74
    Grumpy Old Man says:

    All of them?

  75. 75
    Mine d'Boggles says:

    Where are the comments on the political event of the week – PMQs?

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