PMQs LIVE: Shirkers v Strivers Edition

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Andrew Pierce on Ed Balls…
“Porky Shadow Chancellor Ed Balls sweet-talked guests at a fund-raising dinner by saying if he wasn’t a politician, he would be a chef. That’s not surprising, since he was accused of cooking the Treasury books when he was Gordon Brown’s boot boy.”

is there anyone in the world that Tony hasnt screwed in some way?




David Miliband
Audit of broken promises. FFS.
Manifesto pledges are not subject to legitimate expectations -it’s official.
http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/uk_politics/7233175.stm
…Cecilia Ivimy, for the government, said: “A manifesto promise is incapable of giving rise to a legally binding contract with the electorate. It is a point which is so obvious that I don’t want to labour it.”
Can the PM tell us what he had for Xmas?
Chant along with Dave.
Why has the PM hired Lyndon B Johnson as an advisor? And does he intend to enter the Vietnam war?
I love the smell of napalm in the morning
FFS Militwat….he’s already said its being published…prat!
Ooooh the Canary Islands, how lower middle class!
Was it. Magaluf
hnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnncalm down
hnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnit’s hnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnearly in the hnnnnnnnnnyear
Suck on that eD
Cracking toast hnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnGromit
Just look at the wankers
Calm down… Calm down… They sound like excited scousers.
Sarah Teather the Hon Member for Watership Down will be putting on her
anguished face again
I’d like to see her cum face. Is it any different?
Teather??
I thought we d hogtied her for good….
Does the PM hate girls? I myself like girls, especially Hattie, who is my friend.
Harman looks bored witless.
Impossible. she’s already witless.
There weren’t any twat
Mid term report…..young Miliband needs to try a lot harder.
He should feign illness and ask his brother to stand in for him. They might have a chance of being elected then!
Millitwat is so pathetic, clutching at straws, well done Dave, let him dig that hole so he can bury himself.
Dave is much better when he’s angry
If he did it more often normal people would actually respect him
What a waste of time that has been so far. Chant along with Dave, and Student Gwant Miliband.
Fabricant’s hair matches his tie
You can just go and fuck off,David Cameron
“Only red pests in this house”…..love it!!
Who was the Labour MP bellowing like a loon as Cameron spoke about Miliband’s failures to present policies?
All of them?
Cameron boasts that taxes are higher now than they were under Labour, like it’s something he’s proud of.
Bank taxes/
Is that the delicious Penny Mordaunt in orange?
No that’s Peter Hain
Did you spot me? I’ve put on a few more pounds over the Christmas period but I thought I looked quite good when I watched the replay.
Red pests? Release the hounds!
Lucy Powell – big, big red unit.
Mauve and purple ties unwanted Christmas presents.
Single mum maggie not another fatcher
Ed Miliband really is pathetic
If you want to you can waive CB and not fill out the tax form.
I hate Labour but Meg Hillier is tasty
Labour support child benefit for people on £50k and more. Nutters!
It’s “feckless reproduction reward” if you means-test it.
i.e. the new fabian policies of dysgenics.
Either it’s a universal benefit or scrap it (which I favour).
“And the polls have just swung to UKIP by 2%, Conservatives down 2%”
The PM also promised an “unvarnished” review of the coalition’s performance in its audit due out later….
It’s the Nitromors Review.
Will it do what it says on the tin?
I see no strippers.
MMMMM who was that gay phuck
Dropped off there, what was the question?
Fiddling are we talking about the bbc again
A nurse earning how much? Over £50k pa, she can afford it.
You hit on the crucial point…all these people whingeing about losing child benefit and who are earning over £50k…and it’s THIS….if you choose to have kids it’s YOUR responsibility for child costs NOT the state or the taxpayer…if you choose to send your kids to private school…it’s YOUR choice and you are responsible for the costs etc….if you have a large mortgage then that’s your choice(although interest rates have been historically low for 5 years) and you pay the costs…if you want an expensive lifestyle you pay for it…if you want to invest your child benefit in an investment account for your kids then find the money yourself …..and shut the **** up whingeing.
Everyone is entitled to child benefit you twat.
Well, those with children especially.
Where do I put in my claims?
Ken looking very butch
By soldiers you mean senior officers I presume? Given the cutoff is £50k
A major earns £50k and the best they can be described as is SO2, not really very senior but more senior than the “other rank” oiks.
Labour still asking why benefit claimants can’t be given free money forever.
In my view..habitual,skiving non workers should not get CB. Hard working citizens should continue to receive it. Eventually this will ensure that later generations of skivers are eliminated.
The Foreign Secretary is looking very toned: he must have been having extra sessions on the mat with Sebastian.
Shame about the pubic hair between his teeth though.
I never realised so many MPs dressed in womens’ clothes.
Boring, boring, boring! No matter what the subject of the articles, the comments columns as usual are brimming with schoolboy lavatory wall smut by people insulting both their own and fellow commentors intelligence. Do they expect to be regarded as intelligent adults, or are they simply using these comment columns to anonymously drain off their personal cerebral surplus filth?
Farty bumholes.
YES, WE DO!!!
Olden1936 is a poo poo head.
Olden1936 eats bogies.
For Christ’s sake. If you want to be involved in intelligent, mature and insightful comment what are you doing on this blog? YOU MUST BE VERY, VERY LOST.
No I’m not lost, but obviously from their replies the folks I mentioned are.
Will the rt hon member for Tatton,pledge to go on a sponsored diet with Beaker and Pickles.
For every pound they lose,they could donate a pound to a foodbank.Showing the caring side of the Coalition.
At least this blog believes in free speech- unlike the digital spy forums where- on the politics section- it is compulsory to love benefit spongers. If you don’t you get banned! So at least the spongers in society have the digital spy vote!
Where are the comments on the political event of the week – PMQs?