January 9th, 2013

PMQs LIVE: Shirkers v Strivers Edition


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  1. 1
    Steve Miliband says:

    David Miliband

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  2. 2
    genghiz the kahn says:

    Audit of broken promises. FFS.

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      Got a new crayon says:

      Manifesto pledges are not subject to legitimate expectations -it’s official.

      http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/uk_politics/7233175.stm

      …Cecilia Ivimy, for the government, said: “A manifesto promise is incapable of giving rise to a legally binding contract with the electorate. It is a point which is so obvious that I don’t want to labour it.”

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  3. 3
    Ted Miliband says:

    Can the PM tell us what he had for Xmas?

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  4. 4
    genghiz the kahn says:

    Chant along with Dave.

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  5. 5
    Ted Miliband says:

    Why has the PM hired Lyndon B Johnson as an advisor? And does he intend to enter the Vietnam war?

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  6. 6
    The Sleeper says:

    FFS Militwat….he’s already said its being published…prat!

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  7. 7
    Dave Cameron says:

    Ooooh the Canary Islands, how lower middle class!

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  8. 8
    Wallace says:

    hnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnncalm down
    hnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnit’s hnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnearly in the hnnnnnnnnnyear

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  9. 9
    Steve Miliband says:

    Suck on that eD

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  10. 10
    Wallace says:

    Cracking toast hnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnGromit

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  11. 11
    Chimps T Party says:

    Just look at the wankers

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  12. 12
    Anonymous says:

    Calm down… Calm down… They sound like excited scousers.

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  13. 13
    Anonymous says:

    Sarah Teather the Hon Member for Watership Down will be putting on her
    anguished face again

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  14. 14
    Ted Miliband says:

    Does the PM hate girls? I myself like girls, especially Hattie, who is my friend.

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  15. 15
    genghiz the kahn says:

    Harman looks bored witless.

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  16. 16
    Steve Miliband says:

    There weren’t any twat

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  17. 17
    The Sleeper says:

    Mid term report…..young Miliband needs to try a lot harder.

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      Anonymous says:

      He should feign illness and ask his brother to stand in for him. They might have a chance of being elected then!

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  18. 18
    The Anglo Saxon says:

    Millitwat is so pathetic, clutching at straws, well done Dave, let him dig that hole so he can bury himself.

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  19. 19
    A Voter says:

    Dave is much better when he’s angry

    If he did it more often normal people would actually respect him

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  20. 20
    genghiz the kahn says:

    What a waste of time that has been so far. Chant along with Dave, and Student Gwant Miliband.

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  21. 21
    Steve Miliband says:

    Fabricant’s hair matches his tie

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  22. 23
    Owen Jones says:

    You can just go and fuck off,David Cameron

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  23. 24
    The Sleeper says:

    “Only red pests in this house”…..love it!!

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  24. 25
    Gordon Brown is a cunting cock says:

    Who was the Labour MP bellowing like a loon as Cameron spoke about Miliband’s failures to present policies?

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  25. 26
    Turning Greek says:

    Cameron boasts that taxes are higher now than they were under Labour, like it’s something he’s proud of.

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  26. 27
    Tory totty says:

    Is that the delicious Penny Mordaunt in orange?

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  27. 29
    Smithers says:

    Red pests? Release the hounds!

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  28. 31
    Tuscan Tony says:

    Lucy Powell – big, big red unit.

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  29. 32
    genghiz the kahn says:

    Mauve and purple ties unwanted Christmas presents.

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  30. 33
    skorpian de rooftrouser says:

    Single mum maggie not another fatcher

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  31. 34
    I don't nee d no do ctor says:

    Ed Miliband really is pathetic

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  32. 35
    Nerys Hughes says:

    If you want to you can waive CB and not fill out the tax form.

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  33. 36
    Gordon Brown is a cunting cock says:

    I hate Labour but Meg Hillier is tasty

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  34. 37
    Daddy Nutter says:

    Labour support child benefit for people on £50k and more. Nutters!

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      CarryHole is a Utter Hunt says:

      It’s “feckless reproduction reward” if you means-test it.

      i.e. the new fabian policies of dysgenics.

      Either it’s a universal benefit or scrap it (which I favour).

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  35. 38
    Jon Snow says:

    “And the polls have just swung to UKIP by 2%, Conservatives down 2%”

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  36. 39
    Tom Tomos says:

    The PM also promised an “unvarnished” review of the coalition’s performance in its audit due out later….

    It’s the Nitromors Review.

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  37. 40
    skorpian de rooftrouser says:

    MMMMM who was that gay phuck

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  38. 41
    Dave Cameron says:

    Dropped off there, what was the question?

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  39. 43
    skorpian de rooftrouser says:

    Fiddling are we talking about the bbc again

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  40. 45
    Anonymous says:

    A nurse earning how much? Over £50k pa, she can afford it.

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      Something no politician dare actually tell the whingers whingeing about loss of child benefit says:

      You hit on the crucial point…all these people whingeing about losing child benefit and who are earning over £50k…and it’s THIS….if you choose to have kids it’s YOUR responsibility for child costs NOT the state or the taxpayer…if you choose to send your kids to private school…it’s YOUR choice and you are responsible for the costs etc….if you have a large mortgage then that’s your choice(although interest rates have been historically low for 5 years) and you pay the costs…if you want an expensive lifestyle you pay for it…if you want to invest your child benefit in an investment account for your kids then find the money yourself …..and shut the **** up whingeing.

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  41. 46
    Anonymous says:

    Everyone is entitled to child benefit you twat.

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  42. 47
    skorpian de rooftrouser says:

    Ken looking very butch

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  43. 48
    Anonymous says:

    By soldiers you mean senior officers I presume? Given the cutoff is £50k

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      Anonymous says:

      A major earns £50k and the best they can be described as is SO2, not really very senior but more senior than the “other rank” oiks.

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  44. 50
    Daddy Nutter says:

    Labour still asking why benefit claimants can’t be given free money forever.

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  45. 51
    The Sleeper says:

    In my view..habitual,skiving non workers should not get CB. Hard working citizens should continue to receive it. Eventually this will ensure that later generations of skivers are eliminated.

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  46. 53
    arse fuck for freedom says:

    The Foreign Secretary is looking very toned: he must have been having extra sessions on the mat with Sebastian.

    Shame about the pubic hair between his teeth though.

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  47. 55
    Mr and Mrs says:

    I never realised so many MPs dressed in womens’ clothes.

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  48. 57
    olden1936 says:

    Boring, boring, boring! No matter what the subject of the articles, the comments columns as usual are brimming with schoolboy lavatory wall smut by people insulting both their own and fellow commentors intelligence. Do they expect to be regarded as intelligent adults, or are they simply using these comment columns to anonymously drain off their personal cerebral surplus filth?

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    Could have done with a new SATNAV for Christmas says:

    For Christ’s sake. If you want to be involved in intelligent, mature and insightful comment what are you doing on this blog? YOU MUST BE VERY, VERY LOST.

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  50. 66
    PorkPie says:

    Will the rt hon member for Tatton,pledge to go on a sponsored diet with Beaker and Pickles.
    For every pound they lose,they could donate a pound to a foodbank.Showing the caring side of the Coalition.

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  51. 67
    simon says:

    At least this blog believes in free speech- unlike the digital spy forums where- on the politics section- it is compulsory to love benefit spongers. If you don’t you get banned! So at least the spongers in society have the digital spy vote!

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  52. 75
    Mine d'Boggles says:

    Where are the comments on the political event of the week – PMQs?

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Mycroft says:

Have you read the last bit of Animal Farm?

You know where the animals are looking through the Farmhouse window?

My TV screen was that window at lunch-time today.

Be careful, the sudden self-congratulatory tone, the slightly pudgy outline of indulgence and you become exactly what you should despise.

The jolly face of the Quisling Cameron poses for your camera has mesmerised and deceived you, you who were once not so deceived.

You were no firebrand, you were a damp squib in my opinion, sorry.

You need a damned good kick up the ahse!


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