January 9th, 2013

Meanwhile Over in Court 6, Reading Crown Court


  1. 1
    JabbaTheCat says:

    Why all the procrastination?

  2. 2
    Kebab Spoiler says:


  3. 3
    genghiz the kahn says:

    Hunt the Hunt.

  4. 4
    Nom Dom Nom V2.1 says:

    WTF does case adjourned until 00:00 mean?

    Is it a masonic way of saying acquitted?

  5. 5
    Nom Dom Nom V2.1 says:

    There’s no rush. Unlike when travelling along the A12

  6. 6
    skorpian de rooftrouser says:

    Had a glance at the blurb on court six, first glance I read it as Prince Vasiliki have read too many russian novels

  7. 7
    wrthomson says:

    Send em to the Big House and throw away the key!

  8. 8
    Kiss my boaz says:

    Oh shut up with your masonic/boaz/new world order bollocks. You know, for a supposedly elite underground society that no one knows about, there seem to be a lot of tinfoil rubes who know about it.

  9. 9
    George Galloway says:

    Want to feed me milk?

  10. 10
    gramma says:

    Could Sketch Artist Julia Quenzler teach R & M a thing or two?

  11. 11
    Hugo Chavez says:

    I’ll be back!

  12. 12
    Muchacho colombiano says:

    Prince Vasiliki vs Attila the Hunhe.

  13. 13
    skorpian de rooftrouser says:

    Is his latest squeeze the big lezzer going to show up?

  14. 14
    genghiz the kahn says:

    First exhibit for the Royal Academy of Arts Summer Exhibition is announced.

    Slow speed – a portrait of a lost marriage.

  15. 15
    skorpian de rooftrouser says:

    Like it Attila the Hunhe. nearly knocked over my samovar

  16. 16
    CarryHole is a Utter Hunt says:

    a cat that fell in a tin of paint could teach R + M a thing or two.

  17. 17

    Whats the big deal, we all know how these fat cat ‘weasels’ can get out of any hole they find themselves in, and to add insult to injury we shall probably foot the bill . its called ‘liberal democrat politics’ ..liberal with taxpayers money, democracy that suits them .

  18. 18
    Nom Dom Nom V2.1 says:

    Some would call you naive if you think that pricks like this get treat like normal plebs.

  19. 19
    a non says:

    Just reading London police stations to be situated in Post Offices and Supermarkets.
    Huhne is obviously regarded as a danger with a shopping trolley as well.

  20. 20
    skorpian de rooftrouser says:

    What will happen is that the Hon Judge will say how disgraceful it is and give them a really good telling off

  21. 21
    Halitosis says:

    Legal argument. Dull.

  22. 22
    Taxfodder says:

    Oh Tina…I am but a fool…darling I love you but you treat me cruel….

  23. 23
    EXTENDED lunch says:

    Court 6 U20120475
    PRICE Vasiliki & HUNHE Christopher T20127076 SOUTHWARK CROWN COURT CASE
    For Mention – Case adjourned until 10:30 – 13:07


  24. 24
    Capt. Shadow (Retd.) - Former MI5 Wet Ops. Team says:

    Only on the History Channel…

  25. 25
    CH says:

    Bloody hell isn’t lunch expensive in these places?

  26. 26
    Capt. Shadow (Retd.) - Former MI5 Wet Ops. Team says:


  27. 27
    skorpian de rooftrouser says:

    No lunch for the judges is cheap, they get a car to the HoC

  28. 28
    ! says:

    Beavis and Butthole

  29. 29
    For Mention? says:

    The Crown Court

    at Reading

    Daily List for Wednesday 9 January 2013 at READING CROWN COURT AT OLD SHIRE HALL


    Court 6 – sitting at 10:30 am


    Trial (Part Heard)
    T20127084 BIELAWSKI Radoslaw P
    OKRUTNY Arthur
    SKOWRON Andrzez B
    T20127083 LEE Colin
    For Mention
    U20120475 PRICE Vasiliki & HUNHE Christopher T20127076 SOUTHWARK CROWN COURT CASE


  30. 30
    skorpian de rooftrouser says:

    Would prefer procastration

  31. 31
    Raving Loon says:

    Let’s just say you knew nothing about this case or who was involved, would you not assume that the person on the left was a man in drag?

  32. 32
    F5 says:

    That’s refreshing

  33. 33
    Out of Town says:

    So does this mean that Judge Sweeny is working over at Reading Court on another trial. And the Huhne’s legal Eagles have to keep going over there with their reasons why their client should not stand trial?

  34. 34
    Mornington Crescent says:

    Is MacShame there, to lend (im)moral support to his current squeeze? It would make a change for him to be in the public gallery rather than in the dock.

  35. 35
    Tay King-dePisse says:

    With this music playing in the background, to provide a suitable atmosphere:

  36. 36
    A Bit of Rough 4 Huhne says:

    That’s the way Huhne likes his women, you should see his new model, she’s got a hair do like a German soldier’s helmet.

  37. 37
    CMD-R (Mac) says:


  38. 38
    Silent Bob says:

  39. 39
    Aaron D Highside says:

    What’s Bercow doing there?

  40. 40
    Butter Face says:

    And the death soaked stare of a Luftwaffe pilot

  41. 41
    Sue, Grabbit & Runne says:

    Well done Bob! Just listen to us and you won’t have to play bridge with Hislop.

  42. 42
    gramma says:

    All this delay must leave Nigel Farage on tenterhooks.
    Wiil Huhne be charged or won’t he?
    Shall I then throw my hat in the ring or not?
    Decisions, decisions

  43. 43
    Who sent all the Poles? says:

    That’s awful lot of people of Polish extraction that Mr Justice Sweeney is chatting to.

  44. 44
    Robin Friday says:

    Or should that be she’s got a helmet like a German soldier’s hair do?

  45. 45
    Beast of Reading says:

    So has he
    AWW1 type
    A great big prick growing out of the top of his head

  46. 46
    Dale Arden says:

    The lad’s got a point though. These NWO types can’t be doing a very good job if they can’t keep spastics like you in the dark about their nefarious lizardy ways.

  47. 47
    Tay King-dePisse says:

    As opposed to the way Carina looks, you mean?
    Hey, you never know what gives some blokes a woody…

  48. 48
    Grandmaster Boaz is the Secret Password says:

    Welcome to you, Kiss my boaz – a fellow member of the funny handshake brigade on the square. Please continue to spread doubt and scorn about the sheer scale of our reach and influence. So mote it be. Boaz.

  49. 49
    Nom Dom Nom V2.1 says:

    Dale, a few points

    1. Why do you have to personally call people you don’t know?
    2. I also think the NWO stuff is bollox, it was a point to highlight the fact that like it or not there are untouchables and this lowlife is one of them.
    3. Final point – Fuck off you prick

  50. 50
    Bad Men says:

    A particularly bad lot indeed.

    Innocent female motorist, 34, killed after gang staged ‘crash for cash’ insurance scam on busy motorway


  51. 51
    V1le Labour ruined my Country says:

    Are these people on welfare now or will they be later?

  52. 52
    Anonymous says:


  53. 53
    Nullbym0uth says:

    Point of order but since when has the masons been either an elite underground organisation, or the NWO with nefarious lizardy ways?

    I think it is you 2 ‘Kiss my boaz’ and ‘Dale Arden’ who need the tinfoil hat.

  54. 54
    Skunk says:

  55. 55
    Mr R Harris says:

    Happy Birthday Income Tax, intro’d by Pitt today in 1799. Rate just under 1%, over £60. He promised it was temporary. < oh

  56. 56
    Casual Observer says:

    They could go for life insurance ?

  57. 57
    Guido Fawkes says:

    Sorry we are unable to accept any further comments for legal reasons.

  58. 58
    Call me Dave says:

    Is he one of my relatives?

  59. 59
    The ghost of Jo Grimmond says:

    There is nothing either liberal or democratic about our current ‘liberal democracy’ or the Liberal-Democrat party.

  60. 60
    Cynical-old-bag says:

    Why are wasting yet more money on this?

    We all know he’ll get off, or get some ridiculously lenient sentence.

  61. 61
    arse fuck for freedom says:

    I expect all the Romanians and Bulgarians will be much more careful.

  62. 62
    Aryan Liberation Front says:

    There’s not one English person involved! A Sikh woman is killed by a black bloke after her car was involved in an accident staged by Poles.

  63. 63
    CarryHole is a Utter Hunt says:

    Until taxation of incomes is abolished we are still with the spectre of slavery.

  64. 64
    Bread & Circus says:


  65. 65
    Operation Crossbow says:

    I never thought I’d feel sorry for Piers Morgan, but watching that fat yank mong Alex Fuckwit almost made me do.

  66. 66
    Seen Elsewhere says:

    Needles Eye David Steel / Cyril Smith


  67. 67
    Chris Hunhe says:

    Do you know who I am?

  68. 68
    Moussa Koussa Mark 3 says:

    Borisido Boriswkes Obsession continues….Yawn

    The only impact this story will have, is to estrange the electorate even further from the Lib Dums.

  69. 69

    Keep it coming. Received with thanks xxxx

  70. 70
    Ed Balls(Chancellor Of The Exchequer Designate) says:

    Rumours abound the real delay in publishing Coalition critique was Letwin retrieving papers from bin, binned in error.

  71. 71
    Handycock (Teen Fondler) says:

    Chris don’t let any of this dissing of the mighty Craft phase you in Court. As I have told you before the Grand Master has everything fixed up, the CPS, the Judge and her defence Lawyer, you will be back in Government next week and Leader of the Party by the end of the year. Boaz.

  72. 72
    Ministry of Denial correction service says:

    Fixed for you…

    The only impact this story will have, is to estrange the electorate even further from the Lib Dums. politicians.

  73. 73
    Grand Master, Grand Lodge, Great Queeen Street says:

    Jahbulon Handy, Jahbulon Chris.

  74. 74
    Dave"The One Term Prime Minister" Cameron says:

    I was driving home last night when I saw my Samantha’s car parked in a lay-by. The back of the vehicle was bouncing up and down.

    Silly bitch, she must’ve been trying to pull off with the handbrake on.

  75. 75
    Cut to the essentials! says:

    CASTRATION is the only way! Cut their goolies OFF!

  76. 76
    The Tosser in No 10 says:

    Mais Non!!! I have already made it quite clear that I am staying on as PM until 2020 – please keep up at the back!

  77. 77
    Ed Miliband (Leader of the Party opposite) says:

    Received my “Worker or Shirker?” blood testing kit from the government. Score any less than 17 strivons per millilitre & it’s the workhouse.

  78. 78
    An Alternative View of Alternative Energy says:

    They could stuff the fucker up a Wind Turbine tube – with or without Sal the Gal who casts a spell.

  79. 79
    Ed Moribund says:

    I stank today. A really shocker. I need a few more judge-led inquiry’s to get me back into fighting trim.

  80. 80
    George W Bush says:

    We need to lighten up a bit Grand Master. Boaz.

  81. 81
    Anonymous says:

    Saw one the other day stop just after a blind corner in the middle of a country lane. I just thought he was having heart attack but actually he was bracing himself for the intended impact.

    The car behind stopped in time and went around his car.

    He drove off after the next 2 cars also failed to hit him.
    What can you do against such people?

  82. 82
    love being stoned but says:

    May be time for rehab.(made me chuckle)

  83. 83
    George W Bush says:

  84. 84
  85. 85
    Timmy Tin Foil says:

    The Jonesies of the world make those who may have legitimate gripes against the secretiveness, high-handedness and all-round unaccountability of the System (those whose complaints the System wilfully ignores) look like buffoons and baboons, almost as if the MSM and the Establishment types wanted there to be a bogeyman that can be pointed to, and the people told, “Is this the sort of mong YOU are, or want to be seen as being?” But of course, the MSM and Establishment types wouldn’t waste the energy to set someone like Jones up as an “official” opposition, not as long as he was ready, willing and able to do all the heavy-lifting himself, portraying himself as Thomas Jefferson when, in fact, he is actually P.T. Barnum, and proving the dictum about what happens every minute. But of course, the MSM and Establishment types would never seek to have the Jonesies of the world lead the more naive of the population, who might feel they are on the receiving end of a piss-taking, down a garden path, and dissipate all that opposition. No, that could never happen; of course it could not.

  86. 86
    JabbaTheCat says:

    Unfortunately, to be repeated ad infinitum…

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  88. 88
    The savant10.4 highway patrol says:

    Get it right. Court. Clerk for. God s sake

    Is it Reading or. Southwark. Court ??

    Perhaps one of them is in Reading and the other in. Southwark .

    Which one is in the wrong dock and will be speeding on the. M4 i wonder .

    More pertinently….. Which .one wfill take the speeding rap .

  89. 89
    Bozzer says:

    There’s better goss than this. When will the meedya print the Huhne met current mistress at swingers party story? He’s a Dib Lem for christ’s sake there’s plenty more sexual mileage in stories about him – he’s dodgy as fuck.

  90. 90
    Geordieboy says:

    Don’t mess with the Zohan

  91. 91
    The savant10.4 highway patrol says:

    I m confused now .

    In this sorrry saga …

    Who is the


    Pease enlighten .

  92. 92
    Get orf mee land says:

    stop just the other side of them and return with a wheel brace and take out their headlights and windscreen?

  93. 93
    Anonymous says:

    Castration? Don’t you mean “Trimming ‘em”?

  94. 94
    Anonymous says:

    Leave Carina out of this!

  95. 95
    Fish says:

    Why the procrastination? So the legals can keep their meters ticking over

  96. 96
    Bryant says:

    I’d be delighted with pants on or off

  97. 97
    Anonymous says:

    No, that’s him. It’s called ‘reciprocal appeal’. Reciprocating, of course, involves a lot of fast bobbing up and down……..

    ……..the A12, straining the rubber in the wet.

  98. 98
    Anonymous says:

    Speeding rap

    Dem calls I Chris
    Big Erection winna
    Dem filth flashed me moto
    As I sped me home to dinna.
    Me Vicky she was drivin
    Shurely wasnt my Carinna.

    Daily Mail him seethin
    bout my tart being gay
    But she do sort I out me trubblz
    In a non-Greek way.

    Who’s caught I in da Court house
    Al wet an sticky?
    No more beating bout the bush
    sho warnt me Vicky
    When man get to a certain eage
    Den take more to gib him fever
    Him hav to puff more super hard
    An strive to double beaver.

  99. 99
    Anonymous says:

    You’re the guy who wasn’t driving and didn’t persuade no one to do nuffink?

  100. 100
    John says:

    Taking even longer to reach court than John Terry did…

  101. 101
    The Youth of today says:

    No wonder he hates UKIP.

  102. 102
    Spacker Brown says:

    Bring back gassing.

  103. 103
    Keen nose says:

    Nice one.
    But he ‘ain’t messed up on drugs, that’s liquor.

  104. 104
    Frustrated says:

    Guido, you tease FFS give us some more!!!!

  105. 105
    Old c,untborn says:

    Stop watching Flash Gordon on telly too much then if you don’t like fucking lizard men you utter bletherskite.

  106. 106
    EF says:

    Serious answer: dashboard camera. Quite common in Eastern Europe because of all the scammers.

  107. 107
    David Laws Lib Dem Fiddler says:

    An early return to government is expected whatever the outcome, it is Dave’s policy. Fox can clear off he is a Eurosceptic far worse than any other crime.

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