January 9th, 2013

Meanwhile Over in Court 6, Reading Crown Court

Court 6 U20120475
For Mention – Resume – 10:45




  1. 1
    JabbaTheCat says:

    Why all the procrastination?


  2. 2
    Kebab Spoiler says:



  3. 3
    genghiz the kahn says:

    Hunt the Hunt.


  4. 4
    Nom Dom Nom V2.1 says:

    WTF does case adjourned until 00:00 mean?

    Is it a masonic way of saying acquitted?


    • 8
      Kiss my boaz says:

      Oh shut up with your masonic/boaz/new world order bollocks. You know, for a supposedly elite underground society that no one knows about, there seem to be a lot of tinfoil rubes who know about it.


      • 18
        Nom Dom Nom V2.1 says:

        Some would call you naive if you think that pricks like this get treat like normal plebs.


        • 46
          Dale Arden says:

          The lad’s got a point though. These NWO types can’t be doing a very good job if they can’t keep spastics like you in the dark about their nefarious lizardy ways.


          • Nom Dom Nom V2.1 says:

            Dale, a few points

            1. Why do you have to personally call people you don’t know?
            2. I also think the NWO stuff is bollox, it was a point to highlight the fact that like it or not there are untouchables and this lowlife is one of them.
            3. Final point – Fuck off you prick


          • Nullbym0uth says:

            Point of order but since when has the masons been either an elite underground organisation, or the NWO with nefarious lizardy ways?

            I think it is you 2 ‘Kiss my boaz’ and ‘Dale Arden’ who need the tinfoil hat.


          • Old c,untborn says:

            Stop watching Flash Gordon on telly too much then if you don’t like fucking lizard men you utter bletherskite.


      • 48
        Grandmaster Boaz is the Secret Password says:

        Welcome to you, Kiss my boaz – a fellow member of the funny handshake brigade on the square. Please continue to spread doubt and scorn about the sheer scale of our reach and influence. So mote it be. Boaz.


        • 71
          Handycock (Teen Fondler) says:

          Chris don’t let any of this dissing of the mighty Craft phase you in Court. As I have told you before the Grand Master has everything fixed up, the CPS, the Judge and her defence Lawyer, you will be back in Government next week and Leader of the Party by the end of the year. Boaz.


      • 90
        Geordieboy says:

        Don’t mess with the Zohan


  5. 6
    skorpian de rooftrouser says:

    Had a glance at the blurb on court six, first glance I read it as Prince Vasiliki have read too many russian novels


  6. 7
    wrthomson says:

    Send em to the Big House and throw away the key!


  7. 10
    gramma says:

    Could Sketch Artist Julia Quenzler teach R & M a thing or two?


  8. 11
    Hugo Chavez says:

    I’ll be back!


  9. 13
    skorpian de rooftrouser says:

    Is his latest squeeze the big lezzer going to show up?


  10. 14
    genghiz the kahn says:

    First exhibit for the Royal Academy of Arts Summer Exhibition is announced.

    Slow speed – a portrait of a lost marriage.


  11. 17

    Whats the big deal, we all know how these fat cat ‘weasels’ can get out of any hole they find themselves in, and to add insult to injury we shall probably foot the bill . its called ‘liberal democrat politics’ ..liberal with taxpayers money, democracy that suits them .


    • 59
      The ghost of Jo Grimmond says:

      There is nothing either liberal or democratic about our current ‘liberal democracy’ or the Liberal-Democrat party.


  12. 19
    a non says:

    Just reading London police stations to be situated in Post Offices and Supermarkets.
    Huhne is obviously regarded as a danger with a shopping trolley as well.


  13. 20
    skorpian de rooftrouser says:

    What will happen is that the Hon Judge will say how disgraceful it is and give them a really good telling off


  14. 21
    Halitosis says:

    Legal argument. Dull.


  15. 22
    Taxfodder says:

    Oh Tina…I am but a fool…darling I love you but you treat me cruel….


  16. 23
    EXTENDED lunch says:

    Court 6 U20120475
    PRICE Vasiliki & HUNHE Christopher T20127076 SOUTHWARK CROWN COURT CASE
    For Mention – Case adjourned until 10:30 – 13:07



  17. 28
    ! says:

    Beavis and Butthole


  18. 29
    For Mention? says:

    The Crown Court

    at Reading

    Daily List for Wednesday 9 January 2013 at READING CROWN COURT AT OLD SHIRE HALL


    Court 6 – sitting at 10:30 am


    Trial (Part Heard)
    T20127084 BIELAWSKI Radoslaw P
    OKRUTNY Arthur
    SKOWRON Andrzez B
    T20127083 LEE Colin
    For Mention
    U20120475 PRICE Vasiliki & HUNHE Christopher T20127076 SOUTHWARK CROWN COURT CASE



  19. 31
    Raving Loon says:

    Let’s just say you knew nothing about this case or who was involved, would you not assume that the person on the left was a man in drag?


    • 36
      A Bit of Rough 4 Huhne says:

      That’s the way Huhne likes his women, you should see his new model, she’s got a hair do like a German soldier’s helmet.


      • 40
        Butter Face says:

        And the death soaked stare of a Luftwaffe pilot


      • 44
        Robin Friday says:

        Or should that be she’s got a helmet like a German soldier’s hair do?


        • 97
          Anonymous says:

          No, that’s him. It’s called ‘reciprocal appeal’. Reciprocating, of course, involves a lot of fast bobbing up and down……..

          ……..the A12, straining the rubber in the wet.


      • 45
        Beast of Reading says:

        So has he
        AWW1 type
        A great big prick growing out of the top of his head


    • 47
      Tay King-dePisse says:

      As opposed to the way Carina looks, you mean?
      Hey, you never know what gives some blokes a woody…


  20. 34
    Mornington Crescent says:

    Is MacShame there, to lend (im)moral support to his current squeeze? It would make a change for him to be in the public gallery rather than in the dock.


  21. 38
    Silent Bob says:


  22. 42
    gramma says:

    All this delay must leave Nigel Farage on tenterhooks.
    Wiil Huhne be charged or won’t he?
    Shall I then throw my hat in the ring or not?
    Decisions, decisions


  23. 54
    Skunk says:


  24. 55
    Mr R Harris says:

    Happy Birthday Income Tax, intro’d by Pitt today in 1799. Rate just under 1%, over £60. He promised it was temporary. < oh


  25. 57
    Guido Fawkes says:

    Sorry we are unable to accept any further comments for legal reasons.


  26. 60
    Cynical-old-bag says:

    Why are wasting yet more money on this?

    We all know he’ll get off, or get some ridiculously lenient sentence.


  27. 65
    Operation Crossbow says:

    I never thought I’d feel sorry for Piers Morgan, but watching that fat yank mong Alex Fuckwit almost made me do.


    • 85
      Timmy Tin Foil says:

      The Jonesies of the world make those who may have legitimate gripes against the secretiveness, high-handedness and all-round unaccountability of the System (those whose complaints the System wilfully ignores) look like buffoons and baboons, almost as if the MSM and the Establishment types wanted there to be a bogeyman that can be pointed to, and the people told, “Is this the sort of mong YOU are, or want to be seen as being?” But of course, the MSM and Establishment types wouldn’t waste the energy to set someone like Jones up as an “official” opposition, not as long as he was ready, willing and able to do all the heavy-lifting himself, portraying himself as Thomas Jefferson when, in fact, he is actually P.T. Barnum, and proving the dictum about what happens every minute. But of course, the MSM and Establishment types would never seek to have the Jonesies of the world lead the more naive of the population, who might feel they are on the receiving end of a piss-taking, down a garden path, and dissipate all that opposition. No, that could never happen; of course it could not.


  28. 66
    Seen Elsewhere says:

    Needles Eye David Steel / Cyril Smith



  29. 67
    Chris Hunhe says:

    Do you know who I am?


  30. 68
    Moussa Koussa Mark 3 says:

    Borisido Boriswkes Obsession continues….Yawn

    The only impact this story will have, is to estrange the electorate even further from the Lib Dums.


    • 72
      Ministry of Denial correction service says:

      Fixed for you…

      The only impact this story will have, is to estrange the electorate even further from the Lib Dums. politicians.


  31. 69

    Keep it coming. Received with thanks xxxx


  32. 70
    Ed Balls(Chancellor Of The Exchequer Designate) says:

    Rumours abound the real delay in publishing Coalition critique was Letwin retrieving papers from bin, binned in error.


  33. 74
    Dave"The One Term Prime Minister" Cameron says:

    I was driving home last night when I saw my Samantha’s car parked in a lay-by. The back of the vehicle was bouncing up and down.

    Silly bitch, she must’ve been trying to pull off with the handbrake on.


    • 76
      The Tosser in No 10 says:

      Mais Non!!! I have already made it quite clear that I am staying on as PM until 2020 – please keep up at the back!


  34. 77
    Ed Miliband (Leader of the Party opposite) says:

    Received my “Worker or Shirker?” blood testing kit from the government. Score any less than 17 strivons per millilitre & it’s the workhouse.


  35. 79
    Ed Moribund says:

    I stank today. A really shocker. I need a few more judge-led inquiry’s to get me back into fighting trim.


  36. 84
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  38. 88
    The savant10.4 highway patrol says:

    Get it right. Court. Clerk for. God s sake

    Is it Reading or. Southwark. Court ??

    Perhaps one of them is in Reading and the other in. Southwark .

    Which one is in the wrong dock and will be speeding on the. M4 i wonder .

    More pertinently….. Which .one wfill take the speeding rap .


    • 98
      Anonymous says:

      Speeding rap

      Dem calls I Chris
      Big Erection winna
      Dem filth flashed me moto
      As I sped me home to dinna.
      Me Vicky she was drivin
      Shurely wasnt my Carinna.

      Daily Mail him seethin
      bout my tart being gay
      But she do sort I out me trubblz
      In a non-Greek way.

      Who’s caught I in da Court house
      Al wet an sticky?
      No more beating bout the bush
      sho warnt me Vicky
      When man get to a certain eage
      Den take more to gib him fever
      Him hav to puff more super hard
      An strive to double beaver.


  39. 89
    Bozzer says:

    There’s better goss than this. When will the meedya print the Huhne met current mistress at swingers party story? He’s a Dib Lem for christ’s sake there’s plenty more sexual mileage in stories about him – he’s dodgy as fuck.


  40. 91
    The savant10.4 highway patrol says:

    I m confused now .

    In this sorrry saga …

    Who is the


    Pease enlighten .


  41. 100
    John says:

    Taking even longer to reach court than John Terry did…


  42. 104
    Frustrated says:

    Guido, you tease FFS give us some more!!!!


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