Balls Threatens to Throw Toys Out of Labour Pram
Ed Balls was never going to stay silent on the growing speculation about a humiliating sacking at the hands ruthless Ed Miliband. Dangerous subversive chatter over the Shadow Chancellor’s future has goaded the Balls spin machine into lashing out. As ever Kevin Maguire was the grateful recipient of the poison:
“Allies of the shadow chancellor whisper that he’d take his bat and balls away and retire to the back benches rather than swallow demotion to another portfolio.”
A pretty unsubtle threat from Ed. Read: Balls is not going to go quietly.
He needs to stay.
I agree, anybody thinking of voting labour will take one look at the 2 geniuses called Ed and vote for anybody but them !
Even Gordon was not mad enough to make Balls chancellor, which reveals Miliband as weak/stupid or more crazy than Brown
Every time Balls opens his mouth, it’s clear he would make a first class prime minister, should the Isle of Dogs ever seek full independence.
Red Ed gives Red Balls a kicking.
Hmmmm
What sane person would possibly contemplate this inept clown running the British Economy? Come a general election he will be a massive vote loser for Labour.
So lets hope that Millipede keeps him.
Not only that, he also provides great entertainment value. The parliamentarian who it is easiest to laugh at. So let’s hope Millipede keeps him.
Actually I feel sorry for him. Imagine what it must be like being married to Yvette.
Balls is a 17 stone baby
boo hoo boo hoo boo hoo hoo hoo
Ed Balls: He’s just another little red pest of whom I would like to rescind the breathing privileges of.
Remember! “Red of rosette, nation in debt.”
#SaveEdBalls
Keep him, the whole front bench are a joke !
I agree.The whole lot of em make me larf, especially Ballsy.
DUEBA !
But,but the two eds are a great team
Not only do I know where the skeletons are buried, but I have even kept the gravedigger’s spade with Milipede’s fingerprints and DNA on it … Sack me if you can!
If he did go, will he be replaced by Ladyboy Cooper?
A joke , just as good as a laugh.
I always fancied that boy that Ed walks about with – I fancy getting to know him better – in the biblical sense – and all his little secret places!
Awaight! Oi! Mandelscum! I’ve told you before! I don’t mind you smoking around the house, but stop dropping dead fags in my pool!
Awaight at tha back?!
Balls to Ed Miliband: come have a go if you think you’re hard enough.
I’ll need one of those Blue Pills first.
No ferrets fighting in a bag, G
Millcnut hasnt the balls to sack Balls,no one should forget how powerful the Brown/Balls followers are in the Labour Party.Anyway who would he appoint as Shadow Chancellor,Cooper?his brother? I dont thinkk so.much as I would love to see fratricde in the Labour Pary this is a non starter sadly
Maguire, another socialist who could play the scarecrow in Wizard of Oz perfectly.
Only the scarecrow had more brains.
If he does go maybe Fatso Watson is in with a chance
Maybe Red Ed will replace him with brother Dave who, according to the Telegraph, is looking to return to front-line politics.
Dave M better arm himself with something a bit more substantial than a Banana the next time around, et tu Fruity!.
Milliband could really rub it in if he sacked Mr Balls and replaced him with Mrs Balls.
He’d probably have to sack her before the election and put someone slightly more grown up in the role. But hell, it would be funny sowing that strife in to the Balls household.
he has done it in his own family so why not share the love around
Testes getting testy
Ed you know me taking your job is the right thing for the country.
Look no hard feelings eh, have a banana.
If @Ed_Miliband does sack @EdBallsMP and he goes to the back bench as he has threatened, Conservative MPs will play “spot the Balls contest” at PMQs
He`ll do what his misses tells him to do. After all little Yvette wants a job in cabinet and Mr Balls falling out big time with Ed isn`t going to help is it. Be a bit of a laugh though with Ed and David sitting next to each other with David constantly out performing Ed. Maybe David will get to lead the party after all. The Tories are having a good start to 2013, now it is Labour`s turn to be on the back foot.
It turns out that Yvette is a jock she was born in Inverness
Not another jock! Chuck em out. They all talk funny dont they
Yvette will be too old for leader by 2025…as Ed Miliband will want to serve two terms as PM or at very least stand down in 2023. He wouldn’t want o be a one term PM like Cameron
“Ed Miliband will want to serve two terms as PM”
Hahahaha! I want to win the lottery this evening. Fuck all chance of it happening.
Problem for Miliband Junior is that I can’t see older brother David as an ex-Foreign Secretary accepting anything less than Shadow Chancellor….anything else would smack too much of a humiliation after already losing the leadership to “Little Bro”
The other problem is that if Balls carried through with his threat he would be a focus for trouble on the backbenches as he still actually thinks he is potential leadership material…….
keep your friends close . .
and your enemies closer
He may be tempted by some “big” party role such as 2015 Election Campaign Supremo with beefed up Shadow Cabinet & Party position covering several key areas such as Economy; Business; Welfare etc…all key areas in 2015
But I was never any good at maths. Oh, dear, whatever shall I do?
Am I the only one who finds the phrase “sack Balls” rather amusing?
No !
nope
Ball-sack is better.
The castrated labour party.
Actually a threat
No
Ed and Yvette. Two Balls in the same scrotum. And like all balls, eventually they’ll drop.
However said two ‘Eds are better than one never came across the backstabbing Labour party.Such fun.I feel an implosion coming on.
Would that the fucker threw himself out as well – on the sheer precipice side – where nursey happened to leave him.
PS – where is Nauseating Nursey Grouniad Brhune when the little shit needs him?
Didn’t bully ballsy denounce him thrice yesterday?
Has Yvette seen Ed’s Balls
(Forlornly) I can’t see my little Willie…
Making fun of my manhood, punk?
You’re going to fucking regret that!
Tut tut! Temper tantrum and split infinitive in the same sentence!!
Ed Balls fiscal incontinence pads, get them whilst they’re cheap.
Balls is making a threat to leave? I fail to see the problem.
only we strive fer is ter git knocked up innit?
Give me a bell Waynetta. Boaz.
Shouldn’t you be re-heating your shepherds pie, master chef!.
Please Yvette, can you explain what a strivers tax is. The nearest explanation I can come up with is employers NI contribs.
Removing benefits is not a tax, you numbskull. Their is no “right” to someone else’s money, so removing what was never yours in the first place is not a tax. And what is the point in taxing someone, only to give it back to them in benefits?
This is not a benefit it is welfare, the whole Country became addicted to welfare as part of the Labour domination plan.
To be forever known as Back Bench Balls
‘Balls at the back’
A complete and utter flop, except for flipping his house 3 times.
Anyone want a cheap camera?
Got any of those candid ones?
I don’t know what the British public have done wrong to deserve such a bunch of half sharp bunch of Politicians from all three parties. We the public need to vote each and every one of them out by voting for anyone other than this bunch of mediocre expense grabbers, no one could be worse so there is nothing to lose.
All of the main Parties have been responsible for this Country being over run by immigrants (cannot blame them,after all Britain is the only Country that works against it’s own citizens in immigrants favour and giving them benefit utopia) Most of our Politicians have committed treason and one day will be brought to justice for doing so.
Labour removed the crime of treason from the statute books (a certain Mr Straw), but in no way does that imply the possibility of any body being held culpable somewhere down the line. -:)
Come the revolution
We will put it back on, fear not.
We should also bring back the Death sentence for this most serious crime making no exceptions.
Most of our Politicians have committed treason and one day will be brought to justice for doing so.* I sincerely hope so, but I wouldn’t hold my breath if I were you!
PR man indeed
Dave the marketing / advertising executive has shown his colours this week, First The “Ronseal man”, then at PMQ , claims to be “Unvarnished”
…all part of the cringe worthy marketing strategy
All sing along
“””There useless useless, very very useless, their very useless, their very useless”””
You have confirmed that he has never had a proper job, how the hell does he know about Mr Average ? As you say he is useless, very true, he is also a socialist following Saulinsky’s ideals, utter useless !
M4, we note that you remain just as illiterate as your predecessors.
Bring back Postie
It would be interesting to see what he would throw out of the pram.
Balls is the weakest link.
They certainly are very sensitive to pressure.
another Labour Omnishamballs.
If he goes Labour face civil war. If he stays his very presence is one of the best allies the Conservatives could have.
Luvvly Jubbly
Who would it actually hurt
My name is Edward Testicles
My career is in a mess-ticles
I was very close to Gordon Brown
And that’s guaranteed to let me down
My majority hangs by a thread
The whole party wants me dead
And I’ll shoot you in the back
Unless you’re a grovelling Hack
But the truth is worse than that
Despite being an odious tw@t
It’s simply far from super
Ed Milliband loves Yvette Cooper
She has to love him to marry a complete Balls !
All this unhelpful speculation is making me blink and stutter. You should be ashamed of yourselves for picking on me.
Someone just tried to sell me a personalised number plate. He said it summed my character up perfectly. I’m still trying to work out what he meant. C1 JNT
It will look good next to my M1 NGR
Pah Ed Miliband thinks Balls is da shizzle. They both deserve to drown together at the next election.
With a little bit of luck the fat blinky fucker will lose his seat and end up on the dole too. Only a 1100 majority remember…
.. and all postal voters too!
Ed Balls hasn’t got a “bat and ball” to take away, it’s a silly metaphor given that Ed Millithing is in charge.
Ed M, if you’re reading this, feel free to use it:
You’d better watch out, you’d better not cry. You’d better not pout, I’m telling you why … no one gives a shit
Balls – Joke!
Seeing the forces of hell again would be fun
Balls is a bully boy, and the biggest yobbo in Westminster!
It is now abundantly clear he is trying to be a pramadonna.
Hello,
The Economic depression will continue regardless of who the police put in Power ,theres no way out of this ,the shops-brands that have fleeced people are going to close for good ,that includes the tory establishment and the Monarchy and USA NEO-CONS (Pentagon-e!)