WATCH: Et Tu, Balls?
IDS Mauls Balls in Benefit Debate
Ed Balls isn’t even speaking this afternoon and he is still the laughing stock of parliament.
Baldemort was loving it…
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Ed Balls stretches credulity by claiming he isn’t ambitious…
“I would love to be part of Ed’s Labour government but what I do next for me is not an all-consuming passion. I’m more bothered, in a personal sense, about getting to grade 8 piano by the time I’m 50.”
Bill Quango MP says:
Ned Flanders – Clegg
Lisa Simpson – Natalie Bennett
Milhouse – Hilary Benn
Martin Prince – Andy Burnham
Edna Krabappel – Luciana Berger
Crazy Cat Lady – Glenda jackson
Comic book guy – John Prescott
Carl – Chucka
Lenny – Philip Hammond
Willie – Eric joyce
Poochie – Gordon Brown
Reverend Lovejoy – Tony Blair
It’s actually a good Debate IDS is on top form too.
He’s showing some of the form that made him such a big hit as opposition leader.
Balls is spitting feathers……. I suspect he will be getting a slapping from his missus tonight
How much will he pay her for that? And can he put it down on parliamentary expenses?
Tory bullingdon boys, members by dysfunctionalty, poxy.
IDS is not a Bullingdon boy nor an old Etonian either.
Ian Duncan Smith was educated at St. Peter’s RC Secondary School, Solihull until the age of 14,[5] 6 years before that school was created in 1974[6] and was subsequently educated at HMS Conway, a merchant navy training school on the Isle of Anglesey (where he allegedly played rugby union in the position of fly-half alongside Clive Woodward at centre) until he was 18. He subsequently attended the Italian Università per Stranieri in Perugia for a year[7] before returning to the UK to attend the Royal Military Academy Sandhurst.
I said by proxy – poxy, get it?
What is it with tories these days – don’t they teach them anything in their personal schools these days?
The Safety Word is “Gordon”.
I dont think IDS went to Eton, you moron.
Who is the old dear sitting with him ? is it his Mum ?
But he ripped me a new one though. Will have to get Agent Watson on him sharpish
If Fat Bastard comes after me, HE’s going to fucking regret it…
Twatson is too busy with his underage rentboys to waste time with Balls!
No he is showing the form that made people think he would make a good leader. Unfortunately no one knows if someone will make a good leader until they are in the leader’s job.
i.e. Margaret surprised everyone by her astounding qualities of Leadership, Ed Miliband surprised everyone by his dismal qualities of Leadership.
I do so want to be Mr Leader.
Oh wait..
A single-digit lead. Single digit! Anyone who has followed politics through a few recessions knows Labour will lose the next election. Nobody has the heart to tell those on the left, they think it’s more sporting to let them believe they are in with an earthly.
Come back with Ed’s big brother in 2020 and perhaps we’ll make a fight of it.
I dont remember anybody thinking Ed Milliband would be a good leader ! arent you thinking of his brother?
They were thinking of David, but we voted for Ed.
Gordon Brown was a brilliant Prime Minister.
Yes absolutely brilliant at wasting money.
Another blunder by the unions then !
Certainly compared to his successor.
Comparisons are odious and Libor are utterly odious.
CAGW Faith hitting the buffers.
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/earth/environment/climatechange/9787662/Global-warming-at-a-standstill-new-Met-Office-figures-show.html
Great.
Can’t blame IDS for struggling over Browns name and constituency since has has hardly dared show his face in Parliament since the broke the economy and got thrown out of office.
Are you Sajid Javid MP, if you are then be more attentive to your electorate rather than being subsumed by Gideon.
Aunty Guido,
The Sun,
London.
From A Cupboard In The House of Commons
Dear Aunty Guido,
I feel so alone and have done all my life. I have always been a strange boy. Can you help me?
Yours,
Ed Balls-up, M.P., VeryP.C.
Buck yourself up you daft c_u_n_t. You’ll never become Prime Minister hiding away in cupboards and moping around crying like a school girl. Look at me. I cope by acting the ars*hole.
bbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbut I shall squeam and squeam…….
neither will you Sugar – and stop poiting at me, you je w ish cu nt.
Ed Balls won’t come out of the closet.
I am a legend in my own lunchtime
Ironic that IDS was never able to be this impressive when he was leader. Balls is a c-unt and deserves to be ridiculed day in day out.
Actually he was.
You’ve just contradicted your comment above.
Take all the time you need there.
I’ll take my time as long as you’re doing time.
Harder than it looks isn’t it?
Are we allowed to describe Chris Huhne as an ex-wife?
Only when Sticky Vicky wore the strap-on.
This Constance sort is a judge I tell you.
Why not just defrock her or something and let the trial begin.
I have bought an economy bag of liquorice all sorts specially.
A judge who tweets by all accounts.
And if your only topic of conversation is in sub judice matters, then why not tweet about them…
Has the country taken leave of its fucking senses?
An Order made under the Contempt of Court Act 1981.
Briscoes sell sanitary ware and there is a tag-team of wrestlers who rejoice under the same name. Could there be a fusion or even fission about to happen?
Careful there, could be a red rag to a bull
Q. What do you buy a beautiful Greek woman for Christmas ?
A. An electric shaver
My first wife was half Greek. I know as she had only one hairy armpit
mmmm, greeks
legoland in Danemark, mmmm…
A first (after the Moran defence) …
1. Bring the court into contempt
2. Complain that the court has been contempted
4. Simply walk away
Nice
What the hell do these lawyers get up to all day I ask myself.
If they were working in the House of Commons canteen there would be a riot.
I mean to say that we have been paying this Constance sort a tidy little sum in our taxes.
Now there is a suggestion that she has been doing something she shouldn’t be doing its “oh no we must keep this away from the plebs” and the old wig and gown brigade go all quiet.
It is not right I tell you just as them special pension arrangements they get and make us pay for.
Who is Ian Puddick?
http://ianpuddick.com/
I cannot vouch for his story in the video but I can state that I have witnessed similar circumstances of a lesser order occur. So it is more than possible.
Thanks for the link. Have not got time to watch it all now looks interesting and I can see no reason why he would make it up. Never realised that the City of London had its own police force.
Didn’t he stand to be Mayor of London?
You should get out more, pal.
And according to his website the Yanks are going to attack Ecuador wherever that is.
Is there no end to their depravity?
I have got out. Out of the country! And boy, was it the right move when I see this sort of thing happening.
I see that a number of police resigned following this so I am now firmly on Puddick’s side. I am not a tin foil hat man normally but this sort of thing can get you that way.
You are confusing Ian Puddick with Brian Paddick.
You are clearly an ungrateful and unpatriotic cat .
What to you is ungrateful and unpatriotic is to me survival.
I remember reading of the Puddick business about one year ago but as the film states the press were very quiet on this.
Kroll has come in for a lot of stick in the USA over its tactics, so no surprise there then.
Blair and Brown corrupted the UK police from 2 years into their regime but still a lot of placemen are still in positions of power.
Now we have the newly knighted chief cop stating he should be more careful with his words on Plebgate, and a few policemen are now on garden leave (free to further cloud the evidence).
Could take a few years to clean out the Police Aegean stables, but where is Hercules when you need him? Can Hulk Hogan do it?
He said ‘The late PM Gordon Brown’ managed to get the bunting up half the street before he retracted it.
All publicity is good publicity:
So…
The. Quiet. Man. Has got his. Voice back .
Good. For you IDS.
Now off to the. Chiltern. Hundreds with you or indeed the. Toynbee. Hall. House of charitable. Worksks. Like. John. Profumo. Before. You .
Indeed you even resemble. John. Profumo. So. Perhaps. You can surreptitiously install. Yourself as his. Doppelganger. Without havinng to trouble. The. Chancellor for his official imprimatur .
Balderdash. Utter balderdash.
John Profumo spent the rest of his life doing good works which is more than the PM’s and Ministers’ that promised to do so.
Ian Duncan Smith for PM
Edwards Balls looked like a goldfish out of water.
When the last Labour Government was ejected remember on their own admission they left us penniless without even a pot to go to the toilet in. That is why Balls is that way.
it is in minus figures now, due to that gormless prat, Osborne,
Its beyond me why Balls, Yvette, Hattie,Her hubby, Burnham, Chukker the Eagles etc are allowed out on their own as they all have such punchable faces !
By the way Yvonne, from Clydach, do you know Sage?
Been meaning to ask you this for weeks – used to work with him years ago, ex-NCB electrician, good at darts. But his local drinker is the New Inn up valley – well, slightly up valley.
Say hello to Adrian when you see him next, if you know him, which I am sure you do.
Verily I say unto you Ballsy, before the cock crow, you shall have denied me thrice.
And you walk on water?
I imagine that Gordon was a pan breaker.
Now, what made me say that?
I will not break bread with you
He’s a nokia breaker.
I don’t believe in you either
get back to your godbothering and bible bashing, will you.
You must be thinking of the pope. I never bash the bible. I can’t remember the last time I even read it.
You’re a hypocrit then – knew you anglicans were up to something, and now it is clear, before my deathbed.
Any jobs going at your place pal?
And Arch, bring back Celtic Christianity I say, the only proper church, semi-pagan….
There are plenty of jobs in the Church of England. Please phone the human resources department and I am sure they will find you something. There may be a small psychometric test. I hope you like wearing frocks.
And like drinking tea, Vicar.
“But, then, who WILL do any bashing, if not you?”, said the actress to the Bishop…
When tis said “before the cock crow” I always presumed this was a performance in front of the Parliamentary Labour Party.
Call me a cock again and ill wallop ya
“before the cock crowd, you shall have denied me thrice.”
That means being turned down three times in front of the Parliamentary Labour Party?
(A cock crew if ever there was one)
Brown,
We didn’t have any silver for you to dump and the lowest prices possible.
Take him outside Balls, for a good dust up, on that green. outside that House of Cees.
I’ll give five to one on IDS – Balls? sorry, bets are closed.
Who’s the Grotbags sitting to Balls’ right?
fluffer?
Seriously…. ** mind bleach **
Did IDS just Brown ball Ed ?
CHRIST! The tories have had all Xmas holidays to think up quipes and jokes, and is this the best they can come out with?
They need to employ me – I am willing to sell my grannie, at the right price.
They did great ! Balls face said it all, his days are numbered alright. What did Ally say ? once you become the story ?
Yes but you cant spell or you have two left hands.
Look at that fucking mong on the bottom left. The never-had-a-proper-job lisping wonky faced offspring of some Marxist wafflebag, himself the progeny of a backstabbing fifth-column bullet dodger.
According to the polls, he could be the next Prime Minister of Great Britain.
Don’t be shy. Don’t hold back mate!!!
These Marxist cvnts will not stop until this country is utterly, utterly broken and humiliated. Here is an entry in his Father’s diary, shortly after arriving in this country from Na.zi occupied Belgium.
“The Englishman is a rabid nationalist. They are perhaps the most nationalist people in the world…When you hear the English talk of this war you sometimes almost want them to lose it to show them how things are.”
The second he penned that he should have been frogmarched back on to the next boat to Belgium so he could learn ‘how things are’, possibly from the inside of a special shower.
Ungrateful scum. Like the rest of the self-loathing rump that makes up the left, they secretly hate anyone who helps them or agrees with them. God help us if his sons grasp power again.
Another bad day at the office for Ed Balls. i wonder what the wife will say to him this time. She wasn`t too pleased when he lost it on the day of the Autumn statement. Her face was like thunder then. I think Eds days are numbered – enter stage right Alistair Darling.
I’ve never met anyone called Gordon Brown. I don’t know who he is.
Nor me.
Nor me either
I don’t understand why we’re not allowed to know what Constance Brisket was arrested over?
shoplifting lamb? And then blaming it on losing her marbles and getting off?
Was it something to do with the old barrister whe was living with leaving her for younger totty?
it usually is.
I have it on reliable information that it’s something to do with something that happened to somebody at some time somewhere, involving somebody and somebody else, who were sometimes doing something somewhere instead of something else elsewhere. Or something like that.
Friend of Vicky Pryce, interviewed by the old bill. VP had apparently confided in her…
IDA and the arrogant venal tory shitheads provide despicable example to our children – what a fucking shithole they have amde this country
They even seem to have abolished spelling
The twat has forgotten the thirteen years of ZaNu Labour mis-rule, mass uncontrolled nose rubbing and inability to manage the proverbial piss-up at a brewery, as well as spelling.
I really think Ed Balls days are numbered as well, he sounds increasingly more hysterical whenever he is commenting on the BBC, the whole shadow front bench should go as they havent got a new idea between them !
Thinkyou mean 13 years of socialist shit under Blair, Brown etc or are you too much of a fucking half wit to remember or understand ?
No Dick, and thank you, its rare for such beautiful English to be writtn here. But the subject wasnt 13 years of socialist shit, it was Balls and the verbal kicking he got from IDS. A tip for you, read the article before you have a knee jerk reaction, then they wont call you Dick.
You obviously don’t understand the function of the reply button – to reply to a previous commentators comment.
So wank stain do me a favour and fuck right off.
Regards Dick.
Dick, i commented at 4 22, you answered me (very rudely) at 4 31. I was under the impression that Balls was also in Tonys Government.(if you like put him under etc)
The silent man turns up the volume to 11.
I love Balls, he’s great. Long may Labour keep him in a prominent job.
I revile him. He has an unbelievably annoying voice, let alone that he speaks a load of tosh.
And is shit at economics.
Stop it or I’ll have to
claim the Margaret Moran defecneblame my childhood stutter.I usd to have a stutter, bu-bu-but I’m alright now.
A masterful and commanding performance by Ed Balls
This fact will be backed up by independent experts* .
* left wing comedians that appear on the BBC, left wing journalists, anybody at the Grauniad, union officials, heads of left wing friendly charities, religious leaders and anybody else that tows the party line.
Thank you for your money.
This week the BBC did something remarkable. They gave a Gruniard employee their own 3 week programme on radio 4.
You could not make it up.
Have you bastards been on the piss again?
Won’t people think of the shirkers?
WOOOOOO! the shirkers, how scary!
We do
The Shirkers? Are they in competition with us.
That man is such a bore, he hasnt got the sense to stop drinking never mind run the country.
That was a really good bit of IDS hitting out or using Balls as a punch bag.
Entertaining, maybe. But what does it matter? Cameron will lead the Tories into the wilderness and the idiot Balls will end up in government.
That’s is Cameron’s plan summed up succinctly.
Divide and crush the right and realign the rump tory party as a social democratic, left of centre ‘alternative’ to Labour. In the mould of Clegg’s diminishing and soon to disappear, party of misfits.
It will be one Ball or another, I understand he has a boy as his understudy.
Why do I hate Liam Byrne so much?
Even Byrne’s mother is neutral.
unlike Hitler, who only had one
and the other one is in the Albert Hall.
Never got that, maybe….
David Miliband showed why he didn’t get to be labour’s leader.
No, we showed that.
“It’s been done before. Cast your minds back a couple of years to the United States.
There too, they had been living through one of the longest and largest upturns in their economic history.
There too, an administration addicted to the Third Way wasted two terms and failed to deliver on their promises.
And yet in the midst of economic success, the American people elected a Republican, George W Bush, over the then sitting Democratic Vice President.
Quite simply they trusted him to deliver the changes they thought necessary precisely because they saw someone with principles who wasn’t afraid to articulate them.
I met President Bush when I visited America last December and we can learn a great deal from him.”
[IDS sets out his recipe for success in 2002]
IDS is right on this.
The one screw up Bush made was building the case of !raq being a threat to US national security – But then he did not lead the charge into that fight.
Always watch the one behind.
One screw up Bush made?
The bailouts were a pretty spectacular fail and complete collapse into statist corporatism, which Obumma has spent four years making even worse.
Hey guys do not forget that my revisions on Freddie Mack and Fanny Mae helped make the housing bubble bust, which is only now showing small signs of recovery. This is part of MY legacy.
SOCIALISM WILL SAVE BRITAIN
Nurse, he’s not been taking his pills again.
Sense will save Britain. Hen’s teeth it seems, these days.
Worryingly for a voter, you have not bothered to research the history of socialism. Wherever and whenever it has been tried throughout it’s miserable, blood soaked history, it has always ended in poverty, misery and oppression.
No doubt those dozens of failed regimes were the result of ‘the wrong kind’ of socialism and not the core of the poisonous belief system itself?
Don’t you mean human regimes? Thay are all a disaster, one way or the other.
Balls is a wanker. Nothing more to say.
Labour’s only policy is to lie.
Tits are never off topic.
Women having private implants should be forced to deposit funds in an Escro Account to pay for their removal.
How dare you? These are real.
Hmm… looks like Brookings have given him 5 mins of fame…
http://www.brookings.edu/blogs/up-front/posts/2013/01/07-youth-education-robinson
That was shocking Ed. You know how I hate back-stabbers.
never minds about this shit, just smelled eastern air, just now, coming through my window.
My old bones are creaking already – snow and cold weather on it’s way friends.
Told you I was pagan.
IDS mobbed by rapturous supporters
http://twitpic.com/btjlpi
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I will be on the BBC soon shouting about evil Tory class warfare.
Bully Balls and Brown peas in a pod.