January 8th, 2013

Twitter Media Bitch Fight: Continuity-Ken Get One in the Eye

Boris is getting a deserved kicking this afternoon over Ray Lewis’ £20,000 one day-a-week job. In addition to his unpaid position as Ambassador for Mentoring, Ray Lewis is being paid as the London Mayor’s Senior Advisor for Mentoring. Fishy.

Obviously the tin-foil Continuity-Ken brigade are frothing this afternoon, demanding that the Standard splash the story. Discussing the issue with their hack Pippa Crerar, LabourList’s Mark Ferguson, with a new found regard for taxpayer money, scored a spectacular own goal:

Heard the one about the paper covering up a story that they broke…


  1. 1
    JH523322345623 says:


    A bullshit word for a bullshit age.


    • 3
      Gagging for it says:


      • 11
        Breaking news says:

        The legal argument is that Huhne is a total ████ who ██████ ████, bisexual.


        • 14
          Long balls Silver and his goat says:

          Decided to change my name, again.

          What cu nt are we talking about now? Which Ken is this? or am I being stupid, or obtuse? – don’t answer that…


        • 25
          Arse Bandits R Us says:

          I wonder if his arse was bleeding whilst speeding down the M11 that fateful night?

          i.e. extenuating circumstances etc etc.


      • 19

        So it is a pre-trial hearing as we had surmised.

        If I were a betting man, then I would say ████████████████████.


        • 28
          ████████████████████ says:



      • 26
        PTFE Hunhe says:

        You cannot report it yet anyone can go and actually listen.

        Think I’ll take the toothless old hag of a mother in law and she can sit there knitting


    • 6
      Gulp says:


    • 8
      CarryHole is a complete Hunt says:

      None of our political classes (or anyone sane) would use the National Death Service for similar reasons



      • 13
        Archer Karcher says:

        As with Obummacare in the States. The political class and their crony buddies, all exempted themselves. Cynical elitists yes, stupid no.


        • 30
          CarryHole is a complete Hunt says:

          First marxist faith dictator to be gullible enough to to actually die from marxism.


      • 17

        If and when “mentoring” is done diligently and well, it is worth every penny spent, because the failure rate lowers – it’s just like putting an experienced pilot in as co-pilot for a less experienced one – and to follow that analogy – it is far better to have paid the price for having a seasoned co-pilot that subsequently you didn’t need, than the opposite. (Step forward Wing Commander Ferage!)

        Just look at Bliar and Broon – 13 years of the two faced incompetent wank.ers, lying through all four mouths, and no grown up to hold their hands, just VolderMandelMort to hold their dicks. Result – economic plane crash and cohesion meltdown.

        Still – they WERE, just like the young lady in the “I Used To Care” Road Kill T Shirts advert to the right, a rather large pair of tits.


    • 38
      Gordon Brown, allegedly an MP, says:

      Perhaps I should look into this whole mentoring wheeze, as I am as mental a person as you can get for the job.


      • 39
        V1le Labour ruined my Country says:

        you should stillbe Prime Minister Gordon, I am so gratefu; for all the benefits I am sponging from the state. It pays for all my holidays, drugs, booze and Sky and I don’t have to do anything except sign on every coupl;e of weeks.


  2. 2
    Jamjar says:

    Mark Ferguson is a bit of a twat really. And by ‘a little bit of a twat’ I mean a massive twat. And by ‘a massive twat’ I mean a bell-end.


  3. 4
    D-Ann 'Habbott says:

    Dey is raceist init


  4. 5
    Captn P says:

    Never mind the details. It’s the spin that counts.


  5. 7
    BOJO's BLOWJO says:

    £20,000 leaves a nasty taste in the mouth


  6. 10
    HMRC says:

    Have Ken’s tax returns been published yet?


  7. 12
    Operation Ore says:

    Is “mentoring” a code word for “grooming” where children’s homes are concerned?


  8. 16
    Why gay marriage is a bad idea in practice... says:

    Interesting case from Arizona relating to divorce:


    Think Cameroon and the geniuses here are up to pre-empting this kind of confusion ?


  9. 18
    Long balls Silver and his goat says:

    CHRIST! Another Boris story! How stupid of me,


    • 36
      Past His Sell-By Date says:

      Yuk. Will someone please rid us of the sight of that grinning jackanape? He’s getting as bad as Tony Blair.


  10. 20
    EU Watch says:

    Interesting outside the fishbowl view on European Austerity:


    Anyone catch the IMF letter which indicated that the austerity recommendation was a result of math error ? Screwed up the fiscal multiplier.

    Did Brown quietly move over to work for them ?


  11. 22
    Ned Rock And Roll says:

    I’ve successfully gagged the press today.

    Cheers, Leveson


  12. 24
    The Loony Left says:

    Next account date 31/3/2013. http://companycheck.co.uk/company/06574918

    Is Red Ken still funnelling all this ‘earnings’ into VAT LIES SILVETA or is he doing what the majority of us have to do and use PAYE ??


  13. 27
    Anonymous says:

    “IDS hits the nail on the head as Alec Shelbrooke asks him when Labour started bribing the electorate:

    ”It comes in their DNA.”

    Does no one remember the tax giveaways before every election when Thatcher was in power?


    • 35
      Marcus Aurelius says:

      No. Nor do I remember openning night at the Circus Maximus


    • 42
      Smig says:

      She bribed everyone that worked.

      Liebour bribed everyone with a boxticking job, or gave them a boxticking job that was as productive as being on the dole and cost three times as much.


  14. 32
    Mad, Bad & Dangerous Gordon McRuin ( Member in absentia ) says:

    I introduced the Child Tax Credit and the Working Tax Credit in 2003. It was my way of trapping people on benefits and creating a Client State



  15. 34
    Everyone in Chingford says:

    Boris is well dodgy. He sought votes by lying to everyone in Walthamstow and Chingford saying he’d make sure that the dogtrack was reopenned for dog racing and then let the council get away with a bent decision, justified on fantasy numbers.


  16. 43
    The savant10.4 highway patrol says:

    Changing the subject …..

    This woman. Sarah. Ege sentenced to min 17. Years in prison for torturing then. killing then burning her poor. Wretch of a defenceless son for failing to learn a chapter of the quran off by heart every week . Apparently this unmitigated animalistic cruelty lasted at least three. Months .

    I do not know if ege is an arabic or british or scandinavian surname or otnher .

    Wfhatever . Tell you what … Why not sentence her to learning one chapter of he Quran a week and if she fails as inevitably she will at the first hurdle. …..why not torture her senseless and then burn her house down with her in it .

    Fuck the politically correct. Judicial tariff…. That is the only punishment this. Banshee deserves.


  17. 44
    (I've been renamed) DA-Notice says:

    I’d far rather have Boris’ cronies than Ken’s; it’s cheaper for one thing and slightly less Marxist.

    Which is better: Lewis or Jasper? There’s only one way to find out: FIGHT!


  18. 46
    Clive from Strangeways says:

    Can I have skimmed milk on my porridge, please.


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