Parliament’s I-rasher-nal Breakfast Prices
Last year Guido spent many months hamming-up the scandal around the subsidies from the taxpayer for food and drink in Parliament, and the special prices only available to MPs. Back in August 2012 the subsidy was slashed by a huge £600,000, leaving the poor piggies only receiving £5.2 million from our pockets to help them with their bar bills.
It’s good to see that people are still sizzling about this issue, the breakfast menu above has been doing the rounds today. Bacon and egg on toast for £1.05? It would be a bargain wherever you found it, but in the exclusive, rent-free, palatial riverside dining facilities of the Houses of Parliament? Un-egg-cceptable.
waht the eff???
Cumberland sausages and corn flakes posts?
Oh there they are, appeared like magic on the next thread.
Technology ey?
What I was saying, prefer to gobble on a Lincolnshire, not twirrly-whirrly Cumberland ones – hard to get your gob round them.
and french mustard on my sausage, Dijion, if you please, and not that english shite.
Whaaat?
That’s what food costs.
They will be expecting a tip as well.
Flippin’ plebs
I bet the tight bar-stewards still save themselves 10p by buying two slices of toast and two rashers of bacon & making their own sandwich.
Kin L Guido your threads are more scrambled today than the MPs subsidised eggs.
No toad in the hole?
8illy must be working [for once]
He doesn’t show anymore since losing the last election
They are all slimy toads up each other’s holes.
But look what value these guys give.
You don’t begrudge them a little treat, shirley?
I bet you say that to all the boys.
Why are you trolling me?
Are you after my bum?
I bet you say that to all the boys.
Are you anlly retentive?
I bet you say that to all the boys.
You /they’ll be wanting eggs benediction next.
When you make it with Hollandaise sauce, it’s Eggs Benedict.
When you make it with a slice of processed cheese, it’s Eggs McMuffin.
Confiscated Frosties?
I hope the bacon and sausages are Halal AND kosher.
And Vegetarian
Our asian friemds, of any persuassion, and the globetrotters too, bulb skinless, like to parake in a bit of sin, now and then, I have found.
No religion can withstand the temptation of BACON!
No wonder they are out of touch with prices on the high street.
I demand to know why there is no black pudding?
What about white pudding
Wacist
I take me sandwiches and flask of stewed tea, none of that nonce food for me. I’m wokin class.
Lucky them.
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He says ‘speeding’ to the computer
I bet you say that to all the boys.
They get a cheap fry/grill up while interfering with our consumption of Frosties.
MET office declares AGW is officially Ended . Silence in the MSM though.
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Hat-Tip ?????
I will just await the apology before looking any further thanks.
Hat-Tip ? More like Knob-Tip.
Grow up you little retard.
Brown Hatters’ Tip more like.
The tides turn at least twice a day m’laddo.
Not in Southampton Water though
Is fine brit ale still pound a pint in that downstairs bar of theirs?
Quite an eye opener going there it was, about twelve years ago, what with the “I see strangers” jibes from those infantile MPs, tories mainly.
More red noses than I had seen for a while.
The correct response is “I see greedy incompetent troughing bastards”.
Yes, but I had to be polite there, or it would have been a pub fight…
…and no handy windows to throw your average tory out of.
Does the selection of cereals include Frosties and Sugar Puffs?
Eating bacon would make them cannibals I guess
If politicians can’t even pay the going rate for their breakfast, how can they be expected to manage savings in the public sector?
The answer is they don’t and they can’t. Many of them have never had a proper job and most of those that have, have failed at it.
This would be acceptable only if the sautéed mushrooms are of the ‘destroying angel’ variety
Let them eat Pork. Bastards.
Oinkers. Bastards the lot of them. And they wonder why everyone thinks politicians are thieving lying bags of pus.
“Sausage ‘ Bacon ‘ is this not cannibal,ism “! ?
Yep! it is, and got uncles and cousins that are farmers, and pigs eat bacon pork and etc. from slop bins from hospitals etc., so we are cannibals by proxy. Not well talked about fact that.
Another fact: If you don’t crop their tails, they will bite each others’ off.
And when one falls down ill and goes in a coma, he will be gone, literally, within a couple of hours
Half of them should be doing porridge
…instead of stirring it!
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There ought not be bacon and/or ham on the menu, as, between all the porky pies being told and all the pork-barrel spending, MP’s partake far too freely of the swine.
But what can you expect from all those “snouts in the trough” anyway, I ask?
I don’t want to be a boar but did you Sus them out?
Is there a (s)wine list?
Oh, Cat, you’re “Sooooo-eey” generis.
(Don’t let anyone be unkind and say you are stingy with your comedic set-ups!)
Well, as there is porcine nosh around, as least it will be possible to have a nibble without them muzbot lot hanging around.
Do they perchance have their own halal cafe elsewhere on the premises?
Fat hypocritical bastards the lot of them
They should have Pig swill on the menu at no cost
They would all have it because it was free
Please God let Huhne get off on a technicality, then lead the Libdums to oblivion at the next election.
I see scrambled eggs on toast is £105
yet Lightly poached egg on toast is 55p
is one really so much more labour intensive than the other ?
Egg
eggs
Is it just a coincidence that the coalition government seem to be concentrating so much on the rights of gays. ….
I can see it now ..
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Come now, Fawkes, those aesthetes must keep up their strength
Laud their valiant efforts to match width with length
And if the taxpayer can sponsor heart attacks
Why, then, let us not be too miserly or lax
Don’t forget there is VAT on those prices so in reality they are subsidisesd to a greater extent ( I think )
Prayers in the commons each morning.
Dear Lord, Please protect our gravy train, not foretting the Sirloins.
Did you see this earlier?
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Is it all Halal?
This food is probably served in either Bellamy’s or the Terrace Cafe, both of which are basically staff canteens for MP staff, policemen, building contractors, shop staff etc (as well as MPs). And the prices are about the same as for a greasy spoon – with the food being of similar quality.
Don’t you mean £1.55?
They are eating all the shite we are told to avoid for fear of obesity.What does Tom fat arse Watson have to say about that?
Burp!!
They should be fed the same food as prisoners get.
Look what’s the problemation with me having more than one brekfast? I cleared it with Ed and it’s part of his new initiative the Age of Chancers and I only had three cereals and two cumberland sausages washed down with 2 litres of orange juice and a bit of scrambled egg, waffles, tomatoes, bacon and mushrooms, together with an extra helping of black pudding it’s the right thing to do to hell with health and it’s what most other people would do in my satuation. All this keep yourself thin is just a load of rubbish as Ed said last week we’re launching a new public-private partnership idea for NHS working together with the clinics and the hospitals to keep yourself fat but that’s why I stay in the cafetaria it’s for the security and any more stupid questions?
Cannibal Piggies eating Piggie meat and telling Porkies when they get their snouts out of the trough. Carry on G!!! More…more!