January 7th, 2013

Where Have All the Women Gone?


Not many talking points from this afternoon’s snooze-fest mid-term review, though Dave and Nick’s failure to take a single question from a female journalist was noted by many. No. 10 told the BBC that “none of the TV or newspaper political editors there” were female as an explanation. To be fair to them the Lobby is hardly brimming with females.  Some chauvinist media outlets are particularly guilty…

The Mirror’s all-male political team is made up of James Beattie, Tom McTague, James Lyons, Mark Ellis, Paul Routledge and Kevin Maguire, with the Sunday Mirror’s passholders made up of Vincent Moss and Nick Buckley. As for that bastion of feminism the New Statesman? Jason Cowley and Rafael Behr have Lobby passes, but there is a grand total of zero for the Staggers’ female staff. As an ardent feminist, Guido says shame on them…

UPDATE: Guido was not the only one to notice:


  1. 1
    David Cameron types always shits on North of England says:


  2. 2
    Jay says:

    You sure it was the Coalition Review and not a Freemasons ball?

  3. 3
    Kebab Time says:

    How many were there from Daily Star ?

  4. 4
    James Delingpole says:

    more leftie feminist stuff,GF is going to the dogs

  5. 5
    hypocrisy much? says:

    i bet it is brimming with women in your office, harry coles personal hairdresser aside.

  6. 6
    Welshracer says:

    Well you could always send Harry to the next one dressed up in a nice frock with high heels and blond wig…..

  7. 7
    hagbag says:

    Hattie (what principles shall I adopt today?) will be on the case.

  8. 8
    Joke O'Burn says:

    It’s a little boys club. You can imagine them in short trousers, playing conkers or swapping trump cards.

  9. 9
    London Cabbie says:

    What the fuck you talking abaht you metrosexual paddy twat? Clegg is Cameron’s bitch and the biggest girl’s blouse there.

  10. 10
    Where Have All the Women Gone? says:

    baking cakes, Kirsty style

  11. 11
    Maggie Latcher says:

    How many women are on Guido’s team?!

  12. 12
    Owen Jones says:

    The only way “Order Order ” could be worse would be if it was printed in Comic Sans

  13. 13
    Terrible But True says:

    No Laura K to keep up her awesome series of tweets on which political stud-muffin comes through doors, suitably embellished depending on how enamoured she is with them (or their party… or, possibly, in comparison, the door)?

  14. 14
    Ah! Monika 2013 +1 says:

    Guido is just my type of ardent feminist.

  15. 15
    Ah! Monika 2013 +1 says:

    Too many

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    @ohthisbloodypc says:

    Please do something about those Cillit Bang adverts.

    It’s bad enough one ad blaring out. But two barry Scotts at the same time, slightly out of sync, are really annoying

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    David Cameron types always shits on North of England says:

  20. 20
    Ticket Master says:

    A few tickets remaining for ” An Evening with Rolf ” at The Southbank. 8th Feb.

  21. 21
    There's always a simple explanation says:

    Why aren’t there more women in the Cabinet?

    Girls don’t go to Eton so they are not qualified!

  22. 22
    Never say never again says:

    Is it a dance or a raffle?

  23. 23
    Red Len says:

    Who are the female staff working for Guido? Anyone? For shame!

  24. 24
    I don't nee d no do ctor says:

    So many non stories in one day. Gu ido is beginning to make Sarah Brown look interesting.

  25. 25
    Southern Bastard says:

    Where would one shit but in a toilet?

  26. 26
    David Cameron types always shits on North of England says:

    If Guido is a positive feminist, then I’m off.

    Only good place for a woman is in the kitchen or the bedroom, whichever required.

  27. 27
    David Cameron types always shits on North of England says:

    Try Croydon.

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    Ah! Monika 2013 +1 says:

    note the exclamation mark.

  29. 29
    David Cameron types always shits on North of England says:

    Tea lady? Cleaner? I could go on..

  30. 30
    I am not related to Edinburgh dogshite says:

    No self respecting female wants to work for the Mirror.

  31. 31
    David Cameron types always shits on North of England says:

  32. 32
    Operation Crossbow says:

    Are they not all off sleeping with Labour politicians?

  33. 33
    Operation Crossbow says:

    Or picking the kids up from school perhaps?

  34. 34
    Operation Crossbow says:

    Whatever happened to Guido’s bit of skirt that used to do the videos? Much better looking than Ne@ Guido

  35. 35
    Dolly Parton says:

    Stand by your manwoman.

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    David Cameron types always shits on North of England says:

    challenging each other to a spitting distance contest, and who can squirt piss the highest up a wall. And then there is of course splits with knives.

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    James Delingpole says:


  39. 39
    hee haw says:

    reminds me of two boys pissing against a wall. Mother of one catches them and drags her son away saying ” Just you wait till your Dad gets home. He’ll hit the roof.” Wow mum

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    keredybretsa says:

    Where have all the ladies gone. Can’t all be locked in a lavaTORY from monday to saturday!!!!!

  41. 41
    Eve Peasant says:

    It does often seem from my own twitter politics geek feed that it’s pretty male…

    Come on then Guido, giz a job. I think Order Order as good to be a part of as The Telegraph ;-)

  42. 42
    Mrs Crewe says:

    Kevin Maguire is whiny little bitch does that count?

  43. 43
    Vacuous Unpaid Labour Intern Esq. says:

    Err, this is just a bit of advertising. We’re totally desperate for ideas. Please can you come and help us out? Glasman and Cruddas have been brainstorming for 2 years and have nothing. We don’t mind if they’re lefty or righty thoughts anything will do as the policy vacuum cant go on past 2014. We’ll need to present a manifesto late in 2014 and if we don’t come up with a couple of ideas soon the Ed’s have threatened us with Brown and his amazing flying Nokia. We’re really scared.


  44. 44

    Ze wimmen, zay are making sweet lurve in zair wardrobes, va va voom…

  45. 45
    Owen Jones says:

    Women are the reason I am a homosexual.

  46. 46
    Strolling Bones says:

    Nice tie though, Mr Boulton… maybe *that* was chose by a woman?

  47. 47
    Operation Crossbow says:

    Burley is one tough hombre Boulton.

  48. 48
    Anonymous says:

    Tory boys don’t know what to do with girlies.

    That’s why Tory women are always off fucking real men.

  49. 49
    A Carpenter says:

    Do you mean Cabinet or Closet?

  50. 50
    A Carpenter says:

    … who vote UKIP?

  51. 51
    Boulton Paul Defiant says:

    Send in La Toynbee.

  52. 52
    Rats says:

    Our council already do

  53. 53
    bandersnatch says:

    More to the point where has Guido gone? Having a week end off? All these threads seem to have been started days ago. Don’t spose it matters as they are good ‘uns.

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    bandersnatch says:

    She is by far may favourite lady interviewer. That laugh she has. If you could put it Molotov cocktails it would finish off the Taliban for sure.

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