January 7th, 2013

Rich & Mark’s Monday Morning View


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    Protect the penguins and sheep from Latin teachers says:

    GOOD GAWD! Quite a colouful headline, where’s my summer sunglasses?

    Can’t hear a thing what you are saying since it is so loud.

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    What's it all about? says:

    I give up.

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    Protect the penguins and sheep from Latin teachers says:

    Well Cams is a fool. I like The Farage.

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    Anonymous says:

    But the exciting news is that today the ConDems will tell all and we will know how many more fucking immigrants they have let into the country.

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    This refers to an old hobby-horse of mine as the self-referential rears its ugly head again. Rich and Mark actually detest their own cartoon efforts even more than we do…

    Meanwhile everything is right with the world – oh, except the governments – oh, and the banks – yes, OK, the elected representatives as well – yes, well, you have to include the civil service – did someone say the police? ‘Fraid you are right there – The courts are not much better are they? – The education system is also a mess – The AGW scientists are no better…

    It is probably quicker to state the non-exceptions.

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    VoteUkip says:

    Odd in the way that they have the brains not to fall for all the bullshit that the Liblabconners and the EU elite tell therm?

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    Grumpy Old Man says:

    Oh dear.

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    Protect the penguins and sheep from Latin teachers says:

    Yes, us people on the ground are doing fine. Those stuck in histiorites can do what they want to us, but we will surive, footie on saturday, properly police forced, food going to our children, without starvation, and songs sung how they bled us dry.

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    Protect the penguins and sheep from Latin teachers says:

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    Protect the penguins and sheep from Latin teachers says:

    They don’t, they never do. Tories keep their cards so close to their chest, it is almost a working class tatoo, which is the most ironic thing of our lovely land.

    There is something self-destructive in our land, as led by David Cameron.

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    Pawn Sandwich says:

    Another exceptional monday morning treat.

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    Protect the penguins and sheep from Latin teachers says:

    oops, KFC from the colonel even. turkish…

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    Protect the penguins and sheep from Latin teachers says:

    love shaming you sorts.

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    I wish the histiorites could make their point without posting a video every time.

    There is more to life than Chumbawamba.

    Most of us like bacon for breakfast but can do without Danbert who appears to be a bad egg.

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    Anonymous says:

    Once again, I am left completely baffled. Who is it?

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    Protect the penguins and sheep from Latin teachers says:

    jezzus sorry Guido and all – I didn;t realise that vid lasts almost a three quaters of an hour.

    And feel fre to remove my beeb-like 1970’s repeat, here.

    And to our tory friends here – suck on it.

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    Raving Loon says:

    I think it is odd that the leader of the Conservatives is not a conservative himself, but that’s just me I guess.

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    Gawd Help US says:

    Only odd in the fact that in his head anyone that doesn’t vote for him IS odd.

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    The Loony Left says:

    Back to the doctor for stronger pills. These ones clearly don’t work any more.

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    Protect the penguins and sheep from Latin teachers says:

    sorry Cat – see my previous post. A couple of minutes of chumba is ok, but even with a leftie like me, it starts to get wearing after a while.

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    Raving Loon says:

    Silly question: why has the albino on the left poured his bowl of Frosties on his head?

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    Protect the penguins and sheep from Latin teachers says:

    Yes – try poisononing us in our drinking water se tories, to make us need to go to the docs, for happy pills, as you usually do when you get like this.

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    Protect the penguins and sheep from Latin teachers says:

    Stir the northern masses, is all I have to say, to save England from itself,

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    SS Gruppenfuhrer der sugar police says:

    He has just heard that the sugar police will check his cereal bowl every morning.

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    The fu'cked off British Public says:

    Maybe it’s because Camoron finds people that speak the truth are very odd!

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    Protect the penguins and sheep from Latin teachers says:

    you have gotting to be kidding me – Dave Cameron has membership crds than you can imagine for prvy right-wing hiddem clubs in our land than since the knights of st. john. Hypoctites they are all, modern day hypocrites. Just looking after their money, nothing more – people of the UK is at the bottom of the list in David Cameron cu nt clubs.

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    Bill Cash says:

    Please allow me to call a taxi for David Cameron.

    He’s a wrong ‘un !!

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    Protect the penguins and sheep from Latin teachers says:

    roughage, my friend, roughage – that is the most important part of what is in your cereal bowl in the morning, lad. Do you ‘ear me, lad? Now put your kit on.

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    Anonymous says:

    is that footage of Farage wrapping an aeroplane round his head is a Camoron wet dream?

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    Protect the penguins and sheep from Latin teachers says:

    HEY! there is no need for that – I have been told it doesn’t go on there at all.

    But heard it is common in posh expensive french restaurants in that slag city called London.

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    Perplexed of SW1A says:

    Go on, I give up. Is it Diane Fatbutt and Jeremy C*nt – just a wild gues.

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    Protect the penguins and sheep from Latin teachers says:

    anyway, wahat is a bit of spittle and cum in your escargots, ey tories?

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    Insight says:

    It’s true. Lots of kippers are frankly strange. The normal ones should admit this – some do privately.

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    Petronella Fazackerley says:

    I have just read that the Coalition is “steadfast and united” .

    Thank Christ for that !

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    Question says:

    What does KFC stand for?

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    Basel Rules says:

    And it is an excellent morning to be a Banker too !

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    Did Cameron pay for that coffee machine in his office says:

    Keep f;;;;;;;g coming

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    Blimey first time ever, I’ve recognised the characters. Owen Jones boy and fat Abbott.

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    Protect the penguins and sheep from Latin teachers says:

    Yes, and it makes no sense to him.

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    Steve Hilton back 31.01.13 says:

    We should rejoice at all this goods news .

    We are so lucky to have Mr Cameron and Mr Clegg.

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    Unemployed and skint in Birtley Colliery says:

    We are so delighted with the way things are turning out here we are thinking of holding a Party in out Job Centre and asking Cameron and Clegg to be guests of honor.

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    Protect the penguins and sheep from Latin teachers says:

    google Farage banner airplane

    He was kucky to survive, the silly foolish sod.

    As I said, I like the fella, Beeb vid for him, right up his street,


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    Double Speak says:

    The plod and the BBC seem to be indulging in double think.

    If plod uses a Taser, then Tasers are harmless. If a villain uses a Taser , then Tasers are deadly weapons.

    You can’t have it both ways chaps.

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    Jack Nicholson says:


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    Election monitors R us says:

    Keen for Chavarez.

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    Damon Hill and John Prescott I think

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    Remember the Alamo!

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    Protect the penguins and sheep from Latin teachers says:

    oh you’re about to drop a babe,
    well get on with it,
    and don’t be long with it.

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    Protect the penguins and sheep from Latin teachers says:

    tory boss did thy say.

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    Some Twat up north says:

    Don’t forget Osborne Fucking Hell where would we be without Fucking Osborne

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    Anonymous says:

    Absolutely no idea.
    Can anyone help explain this one?

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    Protect the penguins and sheep from Latin teachers says:


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    Protect the penguins and sheep from Latin teachers says:

    Georgie Porgie puddin’ an’pie is a such, a rich cu nt. And stop dragging yourself down friend.

    Posh wallpaper and curtains and carpets George? – my arse!

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    Plod says:

    Move along there please. Move along.

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    The BBC are cnuts says:

    Have you paid your Licence Fee ?

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    Andy Marr?
    Andy Murray?
    Andy Gray?
    Andy Pandy? Almost!

    Andy Burnham:


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    Anonymous says:

    Keep Family Credits !

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    I do not condemn you, either. Go. From now on sin no more. ….

    John 8:11

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    gramma says:

    ” Hansel and Gretel Witch Hunters”?

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    Fatbot's Stasi. says:

    The lefties want to give the plod powers to monitor breakfast in the peoples homes and anyone putting sugar or salt on porridge will be taken away and hauled before the courts. Meanwhile their children will be placed in UKIP free foster care.

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    Protect the penguins and sheep from Latin teachers says:

    And what truth is that then Jack? Please explain.

    Calm down Jack, for fuck sakes!

    My favorite clip of Jack, all things aside,

    He keeps phoning me up, and I just say “Stop phoning me you grandad, you are past it – stick to searching care homes for a shag, male or female”.

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    7th January, 2013

    The Editor
    Guido Fawkes Blog


    With the removal of universal benefits, should not those on incomes over a certain level pay two TV licences?

    I have the honour to remain, sir, your most humble and obedient servant,

    Schrödinger’s cat

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    Operation Crossbow says:

    God you can tell the season of goodwill is over at Radio 5. All they’ve done for 3 hours is attack the Tories from start to stop.

    The endless whinging about child benefit, let’s be honest that £1300 a year is probably spent on fine wines of white powder by BBC types.

    You’d think right on lefties would be in favour of the rich giving up a tax perk

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    mERCIAN says:

    Have you ever been to a Liebore conference?

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    Fucked in the head says:

    I’m a lefty, I want to make the utube millionairs even richer. I hate wealthy people.

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    Ed's misfits says:

    Making Abbott the health minister is like making Balls the wealth minister.

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    Maryanne Faithfull says:

    Glasgow deep fried Mars Bars have a lovely fishy taste too.

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    Jagbulon says:

    It is odd that UKIP are the only pro smoking political party. Their website says so.
    Which means that they think that it is OK for drug addicts to go round poisoning everyone else. Bizarre.

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    Raving Loon says:

    No, having more people indebted to the state takes precident. Lefties fear individualism and independence from government more than anything else. People who do not need the government for anything will never vote for socialism.

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    Pol Pot says:

    Mod bot don’t like my moniker again for some reason, all change again!.

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    Insight says:

    Point taken.

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    Robo Plod says:

    We especially like to taser mentally ill people!

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    Incredible. Was that an inspired guess?

    Fatbot appears whiter than white on this one.

    Oh dear… can I rephrase that?

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    tube_thumper says:

    who the fuck is that?

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    Protect the penguins and sheep from Latin teachers says:

    To tell you the truth, Jagbulon, as a hardcore leftie myself, even I am tempted to follow The Farage.

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    Old Fella says:

    It’s been known for years that if someone wanted to disappear, they went to London where the population is very fluid and where it is unusual for people to even know others in the same street.

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    JH3455745323 says:

    Isn’t it strange how the obesity gene didn’t seem to exist back then.

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    When you have a fat fucker like pickles Stuffing his enormous jowls with tax payer funded snacks to the tune of £10,000
    Then it’s a bit rich coming from the posh boys isn’t it ?

    We are all in this together

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    The BBC Employed Hard Pressed Middle Classes Monday Morning Whinge says:

    Look….It’s a bloody hard life on £100k pa….all those foreign holidays;nannies;private school fees and HAVE you seen the price of Clark’s Shoes recently….I mean just HOW are Tarquin and Camilla going to have those school foreign ski trips if their child benefits are cut !!!!

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    No. I’m with Ed on this one. She is such an embarrassment but he can’t get rid of her, so he puts her where she can cause least harm…

    Come to think of it, his whole team can be classified in the same way.

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    David Cameron types alwats shits on North of England says:

    He really does, him and his types.

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    Operation Crossbow says:

    So long as they’re British biscuits.

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    Labour Targets the Man on the 6.54 to Basingstoke says:

    Wealth Creation is Evil…

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    David Cameron types alwats shits on North of England says:

    Michael Caine did it, and they thought he wos alright.

    But Caine came home to his blood sucking se england tory roots in 2010, didn’t he friends?

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    Labour Targets the Man on the 6.54 to Basingstoke says:

    Ed says …”Don’t mention the North-South Divide. For Chrissakes read the bloody briefing paper !!”

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    British biscuits made by Cadburys in Romania in the factory next door to the Cross and Blackwell factory making that other pillar of Britishness H P sauce and Branstone pickle

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    Pol Pot says:

    Boys with toys again, I said these weapons would inevitably get into the hands of the criminal classes and they have been handed the perfect defence, the law of unintended consequences again. Expect multi-million compensation pay outs for all those given 50,000 volts by plod.

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    David Cameron types always shits on North of England says:

    oops, forgot to edit my name.

    Welsh song for fy ffringiau o’r yr hen ogledd,

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    The starving (but somehow obese) kids of britau says:

    “Labour will today propose new legal limits on levels of fat, sugar and salt in children’s food.

    Shadow health secretary Andy Burnham will say urgent action must be considered to tackle spiralling levels of obesity.” DM

    Mummy, does that mean we won’t get a packet of Frosties in our food parcel?

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    Morning Neo!

    Up early…

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    nemo neo says:

    That’s rich coming from someone who can no longer get it up.

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    Pol Pot says:

    It’s never too early to wreck freedom of speech.

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    What the fuck is wrong with you ?
    It’s obvious you have no friends “Oh a political blog so i’ll post a video clip of a man plastering a wall !
    You have issues you numb twat !
    Just comment or fuck off !

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    Larry Livingstone says:

    The reason the Banks are not lending more is because the customers are absolutely crap.

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    Loopy Lou says:

    Nadolig Llawen to you.

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    David Cameron types always shits on North of England says:

    sod orf.

    London fucking living Labourites will fuck you as good as the tories, if you let them to.

    They are all, all of then, London Islinton and Hampstead Teeth cu nts. Don’t belive a word they say, until they do pain, personally, as in, for example, shoot David Cameron. But that is just a fantasy suggestion, by the way, Guido, with your barrels of sparks.

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    Old Fella says:

    Ay that brings back memories, real leather footballs and leather laces, pumped up as hard as iron, beginning at the start of term well dubbined as time went on less dubbin and on wet days they seemed weigh 4 times as heavy, footballers and kids nowadays don’t know they are born. Brian Glover really was a teacher (in the Barnsley area) as well as a professional wrestler finally an actor, a former acquaintance remembers being taught by him.

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    T. P. Fuller says:

    The subtly tinted skin on the right-hand one leads me to believe she may be … er … dare I say it?

    Better not, for fear of excoriation by the Gramsconazis.

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    Is Mitchell shagging his SPAD says:

    Actually I thought about catching the 6.54 from Basingstoke this morning but when I saw the fare I thought to myself ” fuck this for a game of soldiers” and stayed in bed with my iPad.

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    T. P. Fuller says:

    Aye, when I were a lad, footie were footie. Reet posh you were, havin’ a real leather ball. We couldn’t stretch to such luxury, so one of us would volunteer to have his head cut off and we’d kick that about till it were time for us to go back up chimneys.

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    Pol Pot says:

    Not true anyway, stitched up by the Met.

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    David Cameron types always shits on North of England says:

    Thought you would be a fried marathon bar type of person myself, Maryanne, what with the extra nuts in it.

    Jagger was full of himself, wasn’t he love?

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    David Cameron types always shits on North of England says:


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    Pretty Odd Person says:

    Bollocks to you Cameron.

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    T. P. Fuller says:

    That reminds me. To borrow a catchphrase from the Left:

    Is Chavez dead yet?

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    T. P. Fuller says:

    I like your noodles, sir.

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    Lost in Clacton says:

    Steadfast and united.

    Divided we fall.

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    tourmaline says:

    What is it about the modbot – it has taken a real dislike to my moniker for last 3 days !

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    Henry II says:

    Who’s the twat who can’t make a comment without posting some inane video link? Will no-one rid me of this meddlesome retard?

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    David Cameron types always shits on North of England says:

    gawd! this is a tory site, isn’t it?

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    T. P. Fuller says:

    >Just comment or fuck off !

    >Just fuck off !

    Fixed it for ya.

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    Bluebottle says:

    I have no television .

    I have got two iPads.

    I have got you .

    How is that………. ?

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    David Cameron types always shits on North of England says:

    song for my daughter, 21, that is up to “interesting things” these days around the world, totally legal, and her favorite group when she was fifteen, as they do,

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    They don’t fuck you as much as your Welsh parliament spending £25,000,000 quid of our English taxpayers money on books even most of the Welsh can’t read or wouldn’t want to !

    £25 million = 15 years total GDP for Wales

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    David Cameron types always shits on North of England says:

    might as well post a bit of Jacques Tati, to make a good job of eet,

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    Just six says:

    Mummy says sugar and Rolf Harris are bad for me.
    But I can’t give up both.
    What should I do?

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    The 8.54 from Tournemire to Paris says:

    I think you know the answer to your own question

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    Pol Pot says:

    I should think so, nobody else gets noodles.

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    Yvonne from the Colliers Arms Clydach says:

    Well David there is an old saying here in Wales that if you are going to go to the toilet you do not do it on your own doorstep.

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    White South African watching his country decay says:

    No, nor is the terrorist Mandela.

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    ne neo says:

    Have you fathered a child who was born within the last 48 hours, then?

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    Henry III says:


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    Hugh Janus says:

    “Well Cams is a fool. I like The Farage.”

    Humphrys obviously doesn’t. He was at his shrieking, interrupting best on Toady this morning. You can always spot a crap interviewer (ie one who works for Toady) – they speak for longer than the poor sod being interviewed. In this case a more pointless interview was hard to imagine.

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    Scargill A, (Ms). says:

    A pig’s bladder was our choice of ball sustitute.

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    Terylene Taffy says:

    ynghyd â 100 hefyd

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    Hugh Janus says:

    “Odd” and proud of it!

    His desperation must growing when he finds it necessary to insult those voters from whom he craves support at the next election. Here’s one for you, One-Term-Dave – you are a traitor and you are very definitely not a Conservative, so by all means continue to dig your own political grave. As a former Conservative voter for more than 40 years the bubbly is already cooling in anticipation of your spectacular demise.

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    Hugh Janus says:


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    Skorpian De Rooftrouser says:

    Can’t this phucking clown stop posting these stupid youtube vids

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    Skorpian De Rooftrouser says:

    What do you expect nothing else to do in the care home

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    Skorpian De Rooftrouser says:

    Why do insist on posting these reatarded comments?

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    Shooty* says:

    Whoa, KFC is a well raaaaaaaaaaaaaaacist thing to use in that picture. You’ll be in trouble.

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    Old Fella says:

    Where’s Fatty Pickles, he would make two of Abbott + one of Jones, is he a Lieborite, he fits the description put about CCHQ of a chav

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    Pundit Too says:

    If you go on the Toady Programme you should be prepared to not only fight your corner, but to make fun of the interviewer.
    To do this effectively you need to do your research on the Gestapo Interrogater assigned to you, who have a litany of bad performances behind them.
    Naughty is the easiest as he has pretentions to being an academic sophisticate and is a died in the wool Marxist. Evan Davies is a sniggering schoolboy and should be easy to rile as he takes himself and his lack of knowledge too seriously, while trying to be liked.
    Humphries – fight fire with fire. I would like someone to reveal a mini loudspeaker and blow his overloud diatribe out of the water.
    The main question to ask is why do controversial right wing people go on the programme, and when they do do not fight against the inherent bias in a successful way? Those few that have done this are well remembered and admired by the public, but rarely invited back by the Toadyists.

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    Pundit too too says:

    Yes, but most comments ignore the sketch only to reveal their own agenda. Left wing activists some of them. Obviously Liebore HQ has borrowed more money from the Co-op Bank to bankroll them.
    The fact that Abbot is shadow Minister of Health is as stupid as Bliar being a middle east peace envoy, and Brown being a pro-poor UN non-person.

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