Rich & Mark’s Monday Morning View
Dave Will Still Win in 2015 | Toby Young
Activists Should Ignore the Sneerers | Jacob Rees-Mogg
NHS Can Kill Tories | James Kirkup
Dave Lets Labour Take Credit For Gay Marriage | FT
UKIP Set to Out-Poll Tories | Telegraph
UKIP Spokesperson Slaps Down BBC | The Commentator
Tobin Distanced Himself From Robin Hood Tax Protesters | FT
Tories Must Move on From Gay Marriage | Ben Brogan
Has the Right Split Irrevocably? | Iain Martin
Dave’s Woes Stem From 2010 | Janan Ganesh
Cameron Has Trashed His Own Brand | Rachel Sylvester
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Lord Tebbit has his say on ‘aggressive homosexuals’:
“Why shouldn’t a mother marry her daughter? Why shouldn’t two elderly sisters living together marry each other? I quite fancy my brother!”
Ah! Monika says:
Google-eyed-Dave
Cam brands UKIP ‘pretty odd people’
http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/news/politics/4730037/david-cameron-brands-ukip-members-odd-people.html …
Well Cams is a fool. I like The Farage.
Odd in the way that they have the brains not to fall for all the bullshit that the Liblabconners and the EU elite tell therm?
They don’t, they never do. Tories keep their cards so close to their chest, it is almost a working class tatoo, which is the most ironic thing of our lovely land.
There is something self-destructive in our land, as led by David Cameron.
Maybe it’s because Camoron finds people that speak the truth are very odd!
Yes, and it makes no sense to him.
YOU CAN’T HANDLE THE TRUTH!
And what truth is that then Jack? Please explain.
Calm down Jack, for fuck sakes!
My favorite clip of Jack, all things aside,
He keeps phoning me up, and I just say “Stop phoning me you grandad, you are past it – stick to searching care homes for a shag, male or female”.
It is odd that UKIP are the only pro smoking political party. Their website says so.
Which means that they think that it is OK for drug addicts to go round poisoning everyone else. Bizarre.
To tell you the truth, Jagbulon, as a hardcore leftie myself, even I am tempted to follow The Farage.
gawd! this is a tory site, isn’t it?
song for my daughter, 21, that is up to “interesting things” these days around the world, totally legal, and her favorite group when she was fifteen, as they do,
might as well post a bit of Jacques Tati, to make a good job of eet,
is that footage of Farage wrapping an aeroplane round his head is a Camoron wet dream?
google Farage banner airplane
He was kucky to survive, the silly foolish sod.
As I said, I like the fella, Beeb vid for him, right up his street,
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-20925300
“Well Cams is a fool. I like The Farage.”
Humphrys obviously doesn’t. He was at his shrieking, interrupting best on Toady this morning. You can always spot a crap interviewer (ie one who works for Toady) – they speak for longer than the poor sod being interviewed. In this case a more pointless interview was hard to imagine.
If you go on the Toady Programme you should be prepared to not only fight your corner, but to make fun of the interviewer.
To do this effectively you need to do your research on the Gestapo Interrogater assigned to you, who have a litany of bad performances behind them.
Naughty is the easiest as he has pretentions to being an academic sophisticate and is a died in the wool Marxist. Evan Davies is a sniggering schoolboy and should be easy to rile as he takes himself and his lack of knowledge too seriously, while trying to be liked.
Humphries – fight fire with fire. I would like someone to reveal a mini loudspeaker and blow his overloud diatribe out of the water.
The main question to ask is why do controversial right wing people go on the programme, and when they do do not fight against the inherent bias in a successful way? Those few that have done this are well remembered and admired by the public, but rarely invited back by the Toadyists.
But the exciting news is that today the ConDems will tell all and we will know how many more fucking immigrants they have let into the country.
Here’s a number to start with.
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2258216/Enough-illegal-migrants-cities-size-Newcastle-863-000-UK-study-finds.html
It’s been known for years that if someone wanted to disappear, they went to London where the population is very fluid and where it is unusual for people to even know others in the same street.
I think it is odd that the leader of the Conservatives is not a conservative himself, but that’s just me I guess.
you have gotting to be kidding me – Dave Cameron has membership crds than you can imagine for prvy right-wing hiddem clubs in our land than since the knights of st. john. Hypoctites they are all, modern day hypocrites. Just looking after their money, nothing more – people of the UK is at the bottom of the list in David Cameron cu nt clubs.
Only odd in the fact that in his head anyone that doesn’t vote for him IS odd.
Please allow me to call a taxi for David Cameron.
He’s a wrong ‘un !!
“Odd” and proud of it!
His desperation must growing when he finds it necessary to insult those voters from whom he craves support at the next election. Here’s one for you, One-Term-Dave – you are a traitor and you are very definitely not a Conservative, so by all means continue to dig your own political grave. As a former Conservative voter for more than 40 years the bubbly is already cooling in anticipation of your spectacular demise.
It’s true. Lots of kippers are frankly strange. The normal ones should admit this – some do privately.
Have you ever been to a Liebore conference?
Point taken.
Blimey first time ever, I’ve recognised the characters. Owen Jones boy and fat Abbott.
Where’s Fatty Pickles, he would make two of Abbott + one of Jones, is he a Lieborite, he fits the description put about CCHQ of a chav
Yes, but most comments ignore the sketch only to reveal their own agenda. Left wing activists some of them. Obviously Liebore HQ has borrowed more money from the Co-op Bank to bankroll them.
The fact that Abbot is shadow Minister of Health is as stupid as Bliar being a middle east peace envoy, and Brown being a pro-poor UN non-person.
GOOD GAWD! Quite a colouful headline, where’s my summer sunglasses?
Can’t hear a thing what you are saying since it is so loud.
I give up.
oops, KFC from the colonel even. turkish…
This refers to an old hobby-horse of mine as the self-referential rears its ugly head again. Rich and Mark actually detest their own cartoon efforts even more than we do…
Meanwhile everything is right with the world – oh, except the governments – oh, and the banks – yes, OK, the elected representatives as well – yes, well, you have to include the civil service – did someone say the police? ‘Fraid you are right there – The courts are not much better are they? – The education system is also a mess – The AGW scientists are no better…
It is probably quicker to state the non-exceptions.
Yes, us people on the ground are doing fine. Those stuck in histiorites can do what they want to us, but we will surive, footie on saturday, properly police forced, food going to our children, without starvation, and songs sung how they bled us dry.
I wish the histiorites could make their point without posting a video every time.
There is more to life than Chumbawamba.
Most of us like bacon for breakfast but can do without Danbert who appears to be a bad egg.
sorry Cat – see my previous post. A couple of minutes of chumba is ok, but even with a leftie like me, it starts to get wearing after a while.
I do not condemn you, either. Go. From now on sin no more. ….
John 8:11
jezzus sorry Guido and all – I didn;t realise that vid lasts almost a three quaters of an hour.
And feel fre to remove my beeb-like 1970′s repeat, here.
And to our tory friends here – suck on it.
Oh dear.
Another exceptional monday morning treat.
love shaming you sorts.
Back to the doctor for stronger pills. These ones clearly don’t work any more.
Yes – try poisononing us in our drinking water se tories, to make us need to go to the docs, for happy pills, as you usually do when you get like this.
Once again, I am left completely baffled. Who is it?
Damon Hill and John Prescott I think
The subtly tinted skin on the right-hand one leads me to believe she may be … er … dare I say it?
Better not, for fear of excoriation by the Gramsconazis.
Suntanned??
Silly question: why has the albino on the left poured his bowl of Frosties on his head?
Stir the northern masses, is all I have to say, to save England from itself,
oh you’re about to drop a babe,
well get on with it,
and don’t be long with it.
tory boss did thy say.
He has just heard that the sugar police will check his cereal bowl every morning.
roughage, my friend, roughage – that is the most important part of what is in your cereal bowl in the morning, lad. Do you ‘ear me, lad? Now put your kit on.
Remember the Alamo!
Orgreave?
Isn’t it strange how the obesity gene didn’t seem to exist back then.
Ay that brings back memories, real leather footballs and leather laces, pumped up as hard as iron, beginning at the start of term well dubbined as time went on less dubbin and on wet days they seemed weigh 4 times as heavy, footballers and kids nowadays don’t know they are born. Brian Glover really was a teacher (in the Barnsley area) as well as a professional wrestler finally an actor, a former acquaintance remembers being taught by him.
Aye, when I were a lad, footie were footie. Reet posh you were, havin’ a real leather ball. We couldn’t stretch to such luxury, so one of us would volunteer to have his head cut off and we’d kick that about till it were time for us to go back up chimneys.
A pig’s bladder was our choice of ball sustitute.
HEY! there is no need for that – I have been told it doesn’t go on there at all.
But heard it is common in posh expensive french restaurants in that slag city called London.
anyway, wahat is a bit of spittle and cum in your escargots, ey tories?
OOPLA
Well David there is an old saying here in Wales that if you are going to go to the toilet you do not do it on your own doorstep.
Why do insist on posting these reatarded comments?
Go on, I give up. Is it Diane Fatbutt and Jeremy C*nt – just a wild gues.
Incredible. Was that an inspired guess?
Fatbot appears whiter than white on this one.
Oh dear… can I rephrase that?
I have just read that the Coalition is “steadfast and united” .
Thank Christ for that !
And it is an excellent morning to be a Banker too !
We should rejoice at all this goods news .
We are so lucky to have Mr Cameron and Mr Clegg.
We are so delighted with the way things are turning out here we are thinking of holding a Party in out Job Centre and asking Cameron and Clegg to be guests of honor.
Don’t forget Osborne Fucking Hell where would we be without Fucking Osborne
Georgie Porgie puddin’ an’pie is a such, a rich cu nt. And stop dragging yourself down friend.
Posh wallpaper and curtains and carpets George? – my arse!
What does KFC stand for?
Keep f;;;;;;;g coming
Keen for Chavarez.
Keep Family Credits !
That reminds me. To borrow a catchphrase from the Left:
Is Chavez dead yet?
No, nor is the terrorist Mandela.
The plod and the BBC seem to be indulging in double think.
If plod uses a Taser, then Tasers are harmless. If a villain uses a Taser , then Tasers are deadly weapons.
You can’t have it both ways chaps.
Move along there please. Move along.
We especially like to taser mentally ill people!
Have you paid your Licence Fee ?
Boys with toys again, I said these weapons would inevitably get into the hands of the criminal classes and they have been handed the perfect defence, the law of unintended consequences again. Expect multi-million compensation pay outs for all those given 50,000 volts by plod.
I like your noodles, sir.
I should think so, nobody else gets noodles.
Absolutely no idea.
Can anyone help explain this one?
The lefties want to give the plod powers to monitor breakfast in the peoples homes and anyone putting sugar or salt on porridge will be taken away and hauled before the courts. Meanwhile their children will be placed in UKIP free foster care.
Andy Marr?
Andy Murray?
Andy Gray?
Andy Pandy? Almost!
Andy Burnham:
http://bit.ly/TPVT6k
” Hansel and Gretel Witch Hunters”?
7th January, 2013
The Editor
Guido Fawkes Blog
Sir
With the removal of universal benefits, should not those on incomes over a certain level pay two TV licences?
I have the honour to remain, sir, your most humble and obedient servant,
Schrödinger’s cat
============
I have no television .
I have got two iPads.
I have got you .
How is that………. ?
God you can tell the season of goodwill is over at Radio 5. All they’ve done for 3 hours is attack the Tories from start to stop.
The endless whinging about child benefit, let’s be honest that £1300 a year is probably spent on fine wines of white powder by BBC types.
You’d think right on lefties would be in favour of the rich giving up a tax perk
No, having more people indebted to the state takes precident. Lefties fear individualism and independence from government more than anything else. People who do not need the government for anything will never vote for socialism.
Look….It’s a bloody hard life on £100k pa….all those foreign holidays;nannies;private school fees and HAVE you seen the price of Clark’s Shoes recently….I mean just HOW are Tarquin and Camilla going to have those school foreign ski trips if their child benefits are cut !!!!
I’m a lefty, I want to make the utube millionairs even richer. I hate wealthy people.
Making Abbott the health minister is like making Balls the wealth minister.
No. I’m with Ed on this one. She is such an embarrassment but he can’t get rid of her, so he puts her where she can cause least harm…
Come to think of it, his whole team can be classified in the same way.
Wealth Creation is Evil…
Actually I thought about catching the 6.54 from Basingstoke this morning but when I saw the fare I thought to myself ” fuck this for a game of soldiers” and stayed in bed with my iPad.
Glasgow deep fried Mars Bars have a lovely fishy taste too.
Not true anyway, stitched up by the Met.
Thought you would be a fried marathon bar type of person myself, Maryanne, what with the extra nuts in it.
Jagger was full of himself, wasn’t he love?
Mod bot don’t like my moniker again for some reason, all change again!.
who the fuck is that?
When you have a fat fucker like pickles Stuffing his enormous jowls with tax payer funded snacks to the tune of £10,000
Then it’s a bit rich coming from the posh boys isn’t it ?
We are all in this together
http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/news/politics/4718521/Eric-Pickles-biscuit-bill-rises-by-10000.html
So long as they’re British biscuits.
British biscuits made by Cadburys in Romania in the factory next door to the Cross and Blackwell factory making that other pillar of Britishness H P sauce and Branstone pickle
He really does, him and his types.
Michael Caine did it, and they thought he wos alright.
But Caine came home to his blood sucking se england tory roots in 2010, didn’t he friends?
oops, forgot to edit my name.
Welsh song for fy ffringiau o’r yr hen ogledd,
Ed says …”Don’t mention the North-South Divide. For Chrissakes read the bloody briefing paper !!”
What the fuck is wrong with you ?
It’s obvious you have no friends “Oh a political blog so i’ll post a video clip of a man plastering a wall !
You have issues you numb twat !
Just comment or fuck off !
Nadolig Llawen to you.
>Just comment or fuck off !
>Just fuck off !
Fixed it for ya.
sod orf.
London fucking living Labourites will fuck you as good as the tories, if you let them to.
They are all, all of then, London Islinton and Hampstead Teeth cu nts. Don’t belive a word they say, until they do pain, personally, as in, for example, shoot David Cameron. But that is just a fantasy suggestion, by the way, Guido, with your barrels of sparks.
They don’t fuck you as much as your Welsh parliament spending £25,000,000 quid of our English taxpayers money on books even most of the Welsh can’t read or wouldn’t want to !
£25 million = 15 years total GDP for Wales
“Labour will today propose new legal limits on levels of fat, sugar and salt in children’s food.
Shadow health secretary Andy Burnham will say urgent action must be considered to tackle spiralling levels of obesity.” DM
Mummy, does that mean we won’t get a packet of Frosties in our food parcel?
Morning Neo!
Up early…
That’s rich coming from someone who can no longer get it up.
Have you fathered a child who was born within the last 48 hours, then?
It’s never too early to wreck freedom of speech.
The reason the Banks are not lending more is because the customers are absolutely crap.
Bollocks to you Cameron.
Steadfast and united.
Divided we fall.
What is it about the modbot – it has taken a real dislike to my moniker for last 3 days !
I think you know the answer to your own question
Who’s the twat who can’t make a comment without posting some inane video link? Will no-one rid me of this meddlesome retard?
+100
ynghyd â 100 hefyd
What do you expect nothing else to do in the care home
Mummy says sugar and Rolf Harris are bad for me.
But I can’t give up both.
What should I do?
Tough.
And you cant go to Greggs either.
http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/news/4729883/Greggs-son-heir-held-over-suspected-child-sex-crimes.html
Can’t this phucking clown stop posting these stupid youtube vids
Whoa, KFC is a well raaaaaaaaaaaaaaacist thing to use in that picture. You’ll be in trouble.