January 7th, 2013

Lord Strathclyde Resigns: Westminster Reaction

Whatever the reasons behind the departure, Downing Street can’t be that annoyed. “The Queen has been pleased to appoint the Rt Hon the Lord Strathclyde to the Order of the Companions of Honour.” Suggests a friendly exit…


  1. 1
    David Cameron types always shits on North of England says:

    Westminster reaction!?! Give me strength.

    “Well, it was expected”


    • 3
      David Cameron types always shits on North of England says:

      good grief! Seems I’m no. 1 – sit on it,



    • 4
      Dave says:

      I believe in marriage. That is why today, Nick and I will retake our wedding vows in front of the British people.

      Lord Strathclyde also believes in marriage, especially shagging married women.


  2. 2
    Owen Jones says:

    Suggests a friendly exit…



    • 23
      Mr BumBum says:

      Can we be sure that it was a friendly exit?

      I’d heard that he favoured the tradesmen’s entrance.


  3. 5
    Geoff Cunt says:

    I’m making money doing Hoon work.


  4. 7
    Steve Miliband says:

    He wants to appear on Splash!


  5. 8
    The National Sarcasm Society says:

    Like we would post anything here!


  6. 9
    David Cameron types always shits on North of England says:

    Anyone getting bore of the machinations of inner Lundun-dum Westminster? I am.


    • 10
      David Cameron types always shits on North of England says:

      bored even?


      • 16
        David Cameron says:

        Do you think in fifty years time if the definition of the word ‘gay’ has reverted back to its old form of meaning to be happy and joyous, old men will be heard sighing and saying wistfully, ‘I can remember when that word meant to stick your cock up another mans arsehole..’


        • 27
          David Cameron types always shits on North of England says:

          I’m happy. And like a jolly time with my male friends, playing with each other, making fun of our little bits, in the private school gym after, in the showers.

          Brilliant memories.

          Teddy bears to Oxfam? Now you know what beeb Comic Relief and Children in Need is really about in the Shepherd’s Bush.


  7. 11
    Wedding Day Blues says:

    A friendly exit you say Guido? You are having a laugh yes?

    Nick and Dave are going back to the alter today for a formal ceremony where they will retake their wedding vows. I can’t believe they are feeling friendly towards the lecherous old uncle who has upstaged them.


  8. 12
    99.99% of the population says:

    Lord who?


    • 14
      Living in 96.98 percent white Merseyside says:

      I’ve heard of him. I wonder who else on Merseyside has?


      • 17
        Liverpool Russell Group student says:

        I think there’s a third rate University up there somewhere isn’t there?


      • 19
        Woolyback says:

        Never heard of him, the main worry is Laws is all over the tv news so Camoron doesn’t give a toss what the voters think, 2015 Camoron not long off .


    • 21
      Ah! Monika 2013 +1 says:

      Perhaps he’s going on The Pathway.


  9. 13
    Brillo's bint says:

    “Anna Sewbury”, What a gal…(sorry if name mispelt)


  10. 15

    Tom is a good man.


    • 18
      Strategist says:

      Ah, a UKIP supporter you mean?


    • 20
      Lord Tebbit of Semtex says:

      D’you know him personally then?…thought not, so feck off back to your cantons!


    • 31

      There are few people who are even aware of quite how much he has put in on behalf of the Conservative party.

      He supported Lord Cranborne against William Hague. He lead the Lords for almost the entire term of opposition. No need to stay to keep a socialist government in power.


      • 35
        Britannia says:

        … AND… he knew the difference between ‘lead’ and ‘led’ too. Not many of his type left you know.


  11. 22
    Prick Clogg and One Term Dave says:

    We do!


  12. 24
    I don't nee d no do ctor says:

    Yawnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn. So many experts, but none of them know FA. Just justifying their jobs.

    What about real stories?
    Chilcot – what’s happening?
    Andrew Mitchell – what’s happening?
    Stafford hospital – what has hypocrite Andy Hillsborough Burnham got to say?


  13. 26
    Jimmy says:

    How bad does your behaviour have to be to fall below Strathclyde’s standards?


  14. 29
    restore the monasteries says:

    Just saw Tessa Jowell and Mingin menzies on DP.
    Both arguing that without mass Eastern European immigration,the food
    industry would not function.Are they blind to the fact that we have plenty of our
    own people,who could do this work.????
    With labour and the libdems adopting that attitude our own people do not stand a chance….I am aware of the stigma of “immigrant jobs”,but our benefit system should toughen up to serve our unemployed…What happened to skillcentres..??


    • 33
      Shirkers NOT workers says:

      There was a BBC documentary 2010 fruit picking near Peterborough….and the fact that farmers could not get any indigenous workers to pick the fruit and hence were having to import Polish Workers ….the guy fronting the BBC Programme went to Job Centre with one of the farmers in Peterborough and asked a few local lads as they came out of signing on if there was work in the locality….they all as a man said Nope ..it’s a total dead loss mate..no jobs….the BBC guy said well here’s a guy who can offer you a job stat straightaway pointing to the farmer….the lads all sid….I’m NOT working for minimum wage and doing work like THAT…it’s not worth getting outta bed for….I’ll be worse off ….couldn’t play on me playstation etc etc…..says it all really


      • 39
        2013 is going to be bleak in sunderland as the benefit caps kick in says:

        You couldnt make it up, they are probably still lying in bed !


  15. 34
    The man in the street says:

    Lord who?


  16. 38
    ed martin says:

    there’s no smoke without smoke


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