January 7th, 2013

Chris Huhne █████ ██ ████ █████

███████████████████████████████ Chris Huhne ██████████████████.

████████████████████████████████ tomorrow ██████████████.


████████████████████████ former bi-sexual, ████████████████████!



  1. 1
    Itchy Scrote says:

    Interesting stuff.

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    DESPERATE DAVE promised so much , but delivered NOTHING says:

    Is this Blankety Blank ?

  3. 3
    Kebab Time says:

    Is this one of those riddle things?

  4. 4
    Dai Random says:

    OK what does this mean?

  5. 5
    Sherlock Holmes says:

    That is quite a lot of redaction…… I assume you are merely goading the orange faced b*stard??

  6. 6
    Itchy Scrote says:

    Oh! It’s all been blanked out. What a shame, that was dynamite.

    Who’d have thought it was possible to do that with a coconut and a dwarf.

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    Robert Catesby says:

    Tomorrow, Christ Huhne will be a former bi-sexual?

    Which means today, as we speak, he is bi-sexual?


  8. 8
    stoicfnord says:

    Why put in “Bisexual”. What does sexual orientation have to do with anything.

    Do i sense a twinge of some sexual orientation predjudice from here….Guess so.

  9. 9
    Bi-sexual says:

    That’s clear then!

  10. 10
    Welshracer says:

    I have drawn a blank over this one.

  11. 11
    Mr Arkan says:

    Do you win a prize for correct answer ?

  12. 12
    Snag says:

    I always assumed that, from the way he walks

  13. 13
    DESPERATE DAVE promised so much , but delivered NOTHING says:

    Isn’t this his court appearance at Crown Court today ? that was printed on this blog last week ?

  14. 14
    genghiz the kahn says:

    Reading between the lines.

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    He is as █████y as f█ck!

  16. 16
    Sherlock Holmes says:

    I’m going for Huhne being the “former bisexual”, rather than Trimming-muff being a current bisexual…..

  17. 17
    tory HQ says:

    we like all puffs except sugar coated ones.

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    DESPERATE DAVE promised so much , but delivered NOTHING says:

    Has His former Rug Munching wife decided to visit the Carpet Right sales ?

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    Anonymous says:

    former? so he went all straight like did he ..

  21. 21

    Self-censorship is sometimes very good.

    It’s when some other bastard tries to do it for you that it is bad.

  22. 22
    The Pope says:

    You see? I told you they can be cured.

  23. 23
    Rylan on CBB says:

    less of the former, ffffnnnnnaaaarrrrr

  24. 24

    Don’t tell him, Pike!

  25. 25
    Righties are very bright says:

    What a sharp mind he has!

    The leader of the English Defence League has been jailed for 10 months for using someone else’s passport to travel to the USA. Stephen Lennon, 30, from Luton, admitted possession of a false identity document with improper intention.

    Lennon used a passport in the name of Andrew McMaster to board a Virgin Atlantic flight from Heathrow to New York, Southwark Crown Court was told. He entered the US illegally then used his own passport to return to the UK.

    Lennon had previously been refused entry to the US and used a friend’s passport to travel to the country in September.

    He used a self check-in kiosk to board the flight at Heathrow and was allowed through when the document was checked in the bag-drop area. But when Lennon arrived at New York’s JFK Airport, customs officials took his fingerprints and realised he was not travelling on his own passport.

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    Mark Thomas says:

    Nick just admitted tweaking Dave’s package…

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    The prize-winning correct answer says:

    “Chris Huhne should be taken outside and shot”.

  28. 28
    Dennis McShane's Shed says:

    Thought this was one of them pesky scratchcards. Made a nasty mess of my screen with a 2p piece.

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    Reading between the lines says:

    Court 6 Not before 12.00 Shire Hall…

  30. 30
    HIGNIFY says:

    It’s the Giuse The Missing Words Round

  31. 31
    Interested Observer says:

    2 coconuts, one foe each cup.

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    Ah! Monika 2013 +1 says:

    Pls see 7 previous thread

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    Game set and match says:

    Squash Court 6.

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    Judging by this, the selection of winning entries for the caption competition leaves much to be desired.

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    mrs Huhne nee Trimingham says:

    less of the ‘former bi-sexual’ please

  36. 36
    AC1 says:

    Guido Fawkes…

    —yesterday’s blogger…

    —formerly 18 stone,

    now Hasbara knobjockey.

  37. 37
    JabbaTheCat says:

    Someone gave you a big bone FB?

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    DESPERATE DAVE promised so much , but delivered NOTHING says:

    What The court report on Chris Huhne would look like if Leveson got his way

  39. 39
    The Father's Gardener says:

    A pair of hedge clippers works miracles.

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    I spot a National Socialist says:

    What on Earth does the far-left EDL have to do with ‘Righties’? (Righties are, of course, very bright, unlike the far-left mong who got caught with his friend’s passport. And he’s from Luton, where there is no intelligent life whatsoever.)

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    Ah! Monika 2013 +1 says:

    A former bi-sexual.

    I was always taught ” once a bi-sexual always….”

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    The Uncensor says:





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    I spot a National Socialist says:

    What on Earth does the far-left E/D/L have to do with ‘Righties’? (Righties are, of course, very bright, unlike the far-left mong who got caught with his friend’s passport. And he’s from Lutón, where there is no intelligent life whatsoever.)

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    Haribo Halfwit says:

    Oi ! keep your eyes OFF my underwear!

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    (including exclamation rich and mark!)

  46. 46
    nah... says:

    Is it possible to go an hour without an untrustworthy LibDem being on the news?

  47. 47
    Sandra in Accounts says:

    Yep, rings true to me.

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    Pol Pot says:

    Lol, nice to be reassured that there is one legal system for some (£) and another for everybody else.

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    Righties are very bright says:

    Is that why so many of you righties support the E D L?

  50. 50
    The Pope says:

    Nein! They can be cured!

  51. 51
    Irish Republican with GBH conviction says:

    I won £10Million on Euromillions, so I don’t care.

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    Righties are very bright says:

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    Garudian subb edditer says:

    What does the second I in HIGNIFY stand for?

  54. 54
    Riggsy Brown says:

    Do you still need to post Marriage Banns? Lawd, please remove that hideous thought from my mind.

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    Humpty says:

    Aren’t most people three drinks/days in jail from being bisexual?

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    Pol Pot says:

    He left out the Squirrel (only taken 3 driving lessons).

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    Mr Logic says:

    It would have to be a dead urban fox, surely? Or a very sickly one. I should think a healthy urban fox could put up quite a fight. I certainly can’t imagine one standing still whilst Huhne sticks his little todger up its bum.

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    Fuck you right wing cunts says:

    Hey righties. Wonder why you’re so hated? Could it be because you still represent racism, homophobia and greed?

  60. 60
    Kier Starmer says:

    Good day to bury bad news.

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    David Cameron types always shits on North of England says:

    So, Chris Huhne was actually driving, and going to pick up his (ex)wife’s bi-sexual lover from the airport – clear as day now.

  62. 62
    Mr Logic says:

    If the ‘drinks’ are bucket-sized measures of Absinthe, maybe.

  63. 63
    Duke of Edinburgh says:

    I’m betting my pound to your bucket of shit that you are a sockpuppet.

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    Anonymous says:

    Is this one of the tests for contestants on Have I Got New For You? I failed.

  65. 65
    Anonymous says:

    Is this one of the tests for contestants on Have I Got News For You? I failed.

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    Rt Hon Lord Justice Leveson says:

    Of course, Guido is attempting to take the mickey out of me.
    He’s showing how, by redaction, you can make anything as misleading as you want, and that stories in the budgie cage liners, with removal of certain facts which they fear may spark litigation, are turned into complete nonsenses as a result. He’s implying that, post-Leveson Report, it’s all down to me.
    You know, I had you for a wrong’un when you were before me, and you’re not doing much to change my mind…

  67. 67
    Toby G says:

    Apparently we have a Ronseal Coalition

    ‘sticky brown, smells like shit, and murder to get rid of’.

  68. 68
    The team at Department S says:

    It could just be sexual jealousy.

  69. 69
    Riggsy Brown says:

    Or could it be another so-called Super Injunction?

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    Calamity Clegg says:

    I agree with Nick.

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    slow on the uptake says:

    I actually tilted my laptop screen to see if I could see the words with the light at the right angle.

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    Twat says:


  73. 73
    Operation Crossbow says:

    Guido Fawkes ********************** large cucumber************** ladyboy**************with a **************** lesbian ************** BBC************ a turd*********** used condom*********

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    Didn’t that Mitchell fellow ride a bisexual out of Downing Street?

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    David Cameron types always shits on North of England says:

    14 Jan he’s up, isn’t he?

    Christ – it is a bit of a War and Peace case, isn’t it, just for a driving conviction and perjury. Don’t do the crime if you can’t do the time, Chris.

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    Where Have All the Women Gone? says:

    AC1 I bet you do carrot shaped turds

  77. 77

    Have you tried putting a candle behind it?

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    Ah! Monika 2013 +1 says:

    You can see it perfectly with 3D glasses

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    Anonymous says:

    When is Huhne going to be redacted?

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    I am not related to Edinburgh dogshite says:

    Wtf is a rightie? Someone who is never wrongie?

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    Chris Hoon says:

    I want to ride my bi-sexual, I want to ride my bike..

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    Socialism is a severe mental illness says:

    The Right: legalising gáy marriage.

    The Left: Didn’t legalise gáy marriage (you lot were too busy starting an illegal war that killed 150,000 men, women and children. And maybe 5 to 10 times that number maimed. But they were ethníc, so – hey ho! – you’ve wiped it from your consciousness.)

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    Silent Bob says:


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    David Cameron types always shits on North of England says:

    I take a P please Bob.

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    HIGNIFY says:


    HIGNIFY is just my name ;)

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    Alan Turing says:

    It is written in semen.

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    WILLIAM , SEB'S HOE says:

    Once you’ve had Crack , you’ll never go back !

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    Jen The Blue says:

    I’m a rightie and I represent none of those things.

    Lefties seem to represent equality by bringing everyone to the lowest level and state sponsored theft.

    Lefties are also, in my experience, the worst hypocrites to walk the planet.

    I’m sure “Fuck you right wing Hunts” is a nice lefty though.

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    Ed Miliband (Prime Minister designate) says:

    If you’re a young person looking for work or a family whose living standards are being squeezed today’s government relaunch changes nothing

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    Chris Bryant says:

    Yes but it set fire to my Y fronts.

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    Alan Turing says:

    Alan Turing says:
    Your comment is awaiting moderation.
    January 7, 2013 at 5:04 pm
    It is written in se men.

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    Anonymous says:

    We will get to the bottom of it soon

  93. 93
    Tony "9 houses" Blair says:

    Greed? My fave word!

    Tell you what, let’s invade Iran and steal their oil. I had super fun doing it in Iraq.

  94. 94
    Jen The Blue says:

    Sorry, that was meant to be “Hunts”.

    Have a nice day.

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    Chris Hoon says:

    ███████████████████ █████ ████, to you Fawkes !!

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    Edinburgh dogshite on a motorbike says:

    His girlfriend is an AC/DC fan?

  97. 97
    Benny Fitz-Clements says:

    Chuck us some more of that spare money, Red Ed.

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    Cottagers R Us says:

    He must have been driven home by his then boyfriend whom he met the previous week in the bushes on Hampstead Heath and has since lost contact with?!?!

  99. 99
    Cot'tagers R Us says:

    He must have been driven home from the airport by his then boyfriend whom he had met the previous week in the bushes on Hampstead Heath and has since lost contact with?!?!

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    Do you think she was good at giving head? says:

    I wonder if she enjoyed a bit of fellatio.

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    Socialism is a severe mental illness says:

    A young person looking for work.. let’s assess their chances, shall we?

    Ejoocayted by Labour (motto: “schools must not produce winners”) and thereby rendered unemployable. Oh dear. And competing against several million immigrants who were invited into Britain by.. Labour. Immigrants who are happy to work for next to nothing. Oh.. dear.

    Britain’s youth. Labour really has left them well and truly.. spit-roasted.

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    Sir William says:

    It looks like Damian McBride’s CV.

  103. 103
    Malcolm Redfellow says:

    Has anyone remarked that Vicky Pryce’s choice of barrister is Clare Montgomery, QC, who is joint author of a standard textbook on … fraud?

  104. 104
    Owen Jones says:

    Once upon a time I smashed my face into my keyboard and accidentally wrote the Conservative Manifesto for 2015.

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    what a tosser says:

    Although in many cases such as this self-immolation is better

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    David Cameron types always shits on North of England says:

    Sod this, I’m off to watch Pointless.

  107. 107
    keredybretsa says:

    Now thats the sort of news the hacked off, ban free speech/thoughts and censor everything guys+girls have been waiting for!

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    Bi Chris with his butt plug and strap on says:


  109. 109
    The savant10.4 highway patrol says:

    D’you mean figuratively

    Or literally ??

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    He’s got barrels and barrels of chocolate gold coins for you Benny.

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    bandersnatch says:

    Black marks all round I reckon…

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    Pol Pot says:

    Inspector Super Injunction:
    I couldn’t possibly say M’Llud whether the accused was travelling at that time in a vehicle dressed in a drag outfit, and if he was at no time did he exceed 30 MPH, sitting in the back seat.

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    Fancy Dress Party

    Come as a drink.

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    Bollocks to getting a pseudonym says:

    This is all about the alleged perjury. If he’d accepted the conviction for speeding, the conviction would have been wiped by now (how many years ago did it happen?), and everybody would have forgotten about it by now.

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    Anonymous says:

    His trial is going to be overshadowed by Operation Bullfinch at the Old Bailey, starting the same day.

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    David Laws says:

    I am sure it is

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    JH588968587 says:

    Only in tiny minds like yours…

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    The savant10.4 highway patrol says:

    No. It’s just that it has been. Firmly established –probably by one of. Blair’s focus groups in their heyday– that bisexual men have a penchant for inveigling their trisexual partners cop a plea for speeding .

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    A friend of mine always wanted to be run over by a steam engine.

    When it happened he was chuffed to bits.

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    2013 is going to be bleak in sunderland as the benefit caps kick in says:

    This redaction should remind those who wish to gag the press that the only people who will benefit are the corrupt political class and the old establishment if you have nothing to hide nothing to fear and any criminal or predjudicial by the press can be dealt with in the criminal and civil courts no nedd for any legislation Leveson and Cameron please note.

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    Blowing Whistles says:

    SB is there a clue in your comment as to the Dark Arts and Dark Actors?

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    Mornington Crescent says:

    But you’d look sweet, upon the seat of a bisexual made for two…

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    The savant10.4 highway patrol says:

    Bob. Bob my dear fellow .

    You’re becoming far too. Verbose and as such at risk of losing that element of non verbal charisma that has made you the star you are ……..

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    Pol Pot says:

    Why do they keep giving them names like Yewtree and Bullfinch?, puts you off gong for a walk in the countryside.

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    Bollocks to getting a pseudonym says:

    So the left are completely free from selfishness and all forms of bigotry? Ha ha ha ha ha. You’re the worst of the lot.

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    Monicker Monitor says:

    David Cameron types always shits on North of England

    Surely “David Cameron types always shit on ‘t North of England “

  127. 127
    Your Choice Of Words, And Punctuation, Matter says:

    Do you want to see “the words with the light at the right angle”? Turn your head, or the screen, ninety degrees!

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    2013 is going to be bleak in sunderland as the benefit caps kick in says:

    Spot on Bob

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    Dywane Pipe says:

    How do you become a ‘former bisexual’? Surely suck ‘just one cock’ and its on the CV.

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    Jimmy Savile stroked my hamster says:

    It is only a court listing for fucks sake.

    The only times I have known any of these to be blanked are when children are involved.

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    Paddy Plower says:

    odds on that the case is simply abandoned for some sham reason. Just like that Judge said on Twitter two weeks ago – allegedly

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    Ah! Monika 2013 +1 says:

    I went in my undies

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    Ninety-nine percent of lawyers give the rest a bad name.

  134. 134
    Anonymous says:

    Ah, so that’s what a real life troll looks like!

  135. 135
    Loopy Lou says:

    That is not the name he was born with you know.

    Wasn’t there a car called Toyota Carina ?

  136. 136

    You’ve done that one already.

    It wasn’t funny the first time either.

  137. 137
    Paddy Plower says:

    Not if he is really a soft southern shandy drinking poofter

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    Bollocks to getting a pseudonym says:

    That’s if Dr David Kelly’s “suicide” didn’t put you off going for a walk in the countryside.

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    Paddy Plower says:

    He should drive a Mitsubishi Charisma

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    RED, RED WHINE says:

    Ah ! That explains your ugliness.

  141. 141
    Paddy Plower says:

    He should dr1ve a Mitsubishi Charisma

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    William says:

    I had fifteen pints and I’m only gay.

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    Owen Jones says:

    I changed my car horn sound to gun shots, people move out of the way much faster now.

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    Carina Spinagain says:

    Exactly !

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    Polly Potty says:

    Eat the rich!

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    Ah! Monika 2013 +1 says:


    Two presenters from 2Day FM just called The Priory and got through to a Mr.Rolf Harris.

  147. 147
    RED, RED WHINE says:

    Little things please little minds.

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    Gonk III says:

    Volcanic splutter incident

  149. 149

    Knowledge is knowing a tomato is a fruit.

    Wisdom is not putting it in a fruit salad.

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    Brown out and PAY ME damages says:

    All this for speeding ticket. Ridiculous.

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    Blowing Whistles says:

    It actually says – he is guilty as sin. – It is an open and shut case thanks to his former wife spilling the beans. However the wigs are attempting to protect Wiggette Con Brisco and a former bi-sexual who doesn’t want to be libelled in the Daily Mail.

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    WILLIAM , SEB'S HOE says:

    After Bradley Wiggins Olympic success i thought i’d buy Seb a bike for Christmas

  153. 153

    That would not be Liam Byrne posting?

  154. 154
    Sally Bercow says:

    Why is █████████████ trending **innocent face** [@SallyBercow]

  155. 155
    Paddy Plower says:

    How about Operation Turtles Head?

  156. 156
    JH588968587 says:

    Change it to a recording of you going on and on and on.

    You would have the road to yourself.

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    Rodney Dangerfield says:

    H-e-e-y-y-y, I’ll tell ya, it’s rough out there– no respect!
    All the women I meet nowadays are bisexual– ask ‘em for sex? “Bye-bye!”
    No respect!

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    2013 is going to be bleak in sunderland as the benefit caps kick in says:

    Yeah but you dont make allowances for the arrogance and hubris of politicians they think they are indestructible until this sort of thing jumps up and bites them in the arse.

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    A Ginga Minger says:

    Huhne is a hoon.

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    Grumpy Old Man says:

    What other kind of LibDem is there?

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    M. Portillo says:


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    Silent ███ says:

    ███████ ███ █████

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    tourmaline says:

    “Laurence Brass, an asylum judge and former Lib Dem parliamentary candidate, had bumped into Huhne in Westminster and tweeted afterwards: “Breaking news. Met ex-Energy Sec Chris Huhne in Commons, who confirmed that prosecution against him will be dropped next month.” Except of course CPS issued a statement saying this was not true!!

    huhne desperately wants the libdem leadership and he won’t get it if he’s convicted. ++++Laugh++++

    Mind I can’t see how libdems think they’ll do any good at the polls with him in the driving seat!!

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    Blown up any good NY skyscrapers with planes recently?

    The framing of that question uses your logical processes.

  165. 165

    Blоwn up аny gооd NY ѕkyѕсrаpеrѕ with plаnеѕ rесеntly?

    Thе frаming оf thаt quеѕtiоn uѕеѕ yоur lоgiсаl prосеѕѕеѕ.

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    Joss Taskin says:

    Is Rolf working on the switchboard now ? How the mighty are fallen.

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    Joe Public says:

    Thanks for keeping me up to date. Long live free speech

  168. 168
    Calamity Clegg says:

    Look at FibDem voters: they’ll vote for any kind of weirdo you can imagine.

  169. 169

    Banks Reach Settlements on Mortgages:


    But Bank of America not out of the woods yet.

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    nellnewman says:

    Well let’s face it free speech has had a shot in the arm with the advent of the internet and it’s now going to live a lot longer than it would have done if we had only had the dead tree press and leveson!!

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    nellnewman says:

    Didn’t saif deliver the Ralph Miliband Lecture on Democracy at the LSE just a little while before he embarked upon his ‘great adventure’ to annihilate democracy in lib ya?

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    Ivor Biggan says:

    doesn’t he always leave his charisma in the car park?

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    Rinka's Ghost says:

    Bunnies can and will go to France

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    nellnewman says:

    If there’s a super- injunction on huhne’s court case are we to assume that if he’s convicted that is also injuncted and we shan’t know the sentence?

    Are you about Shrodinger’s Cat ? You’re usually the one that knows the answers to these thorny legal questions.

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    Vazoline says:

    I sincerely trust that there is nothing dishonest going on.

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    Lemsip Optik says:

    ██████ me!

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    Gooey Blob says:

    Saw Miliband on News 24 tonight. He’ll never be PM, you just have to look at him and you think: “PM? Never in a million years.”

    What on Earth were Labour thinking when they elected this utter clown as leader?

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    ███ Scratcher says:

    That ██████ muncher is going ██████.

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    ███ Scratcher says:

    Don’t worry Keef – you’ll get your photo opp.

  182. 182
    ███ Scratcher says:

    Are you old enough to drive? and take it ████████████?

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    Lol says:

    What a woman, the like of which we will never see again unfortunately. Having said that I always wondered how she kept her hair in place :)

  184. 184
    ███ Scratcher says:

    Liar! Liar!

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    Chris Bryant MP says:

    You should see what I can do with an overly ripe banana, lurpak and some sticky back plastic.

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    Anonymous says:

    Aren’t you going to watch me make A Bigger Splash?

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    I do not know for sure. There is a super-injunction blog which publishes all this stuff but I have not looked at it recently. (I just have and it states it is closed for now.)

    Since the case is listed, I doubt a SI exists.

    Guido’s wish, like most of us here, is that we do absolutely nothing which could give grounds for the case to be dismissed. One cannot do other than to agree. H███e’s lawyers will plug at every possibility to get him off on a technicality. That must not happen.

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    Ron Davies former Labour Welsh man says:

    Consider it sucked already!

  189. 189
    Jethro says:

    Move on: muffing to see here.

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    Carina Spinagain says:

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    Pol Pot says:

    Rug and Down?.

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    Anonymous says:

    How is Jason these days? :-) Department S, what a man and he was such a hero- apparently loved the architecture of gents lavatories.

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    Woolyback says:

    Just shows how far we have from from May 2010, after all those Liebour redactions, we haven’t moved one step forward, time these politicians started getting their wages and “expenses” deducted, for being a load of lazy garbage.

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    Lefties are thick as pigsh,it says:

    Is that why so many thick headed socialist Hunts join the socialist Worker Party, Anarchist parties, evil communist parties and the N-azi party?

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    Tachybaptus says:

    Not with that number of blanks. Banana and Postal?

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    How on earth am I goingth to spendth all thith inhewited money!

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    MaxC says:

    Like my name?

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    Pol Pot says:


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    not a machine says:

    Great stuff guido , the whole family have just enjoyed a round of Blankety Blank .

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    Damned Impertinent Questions says:

    if you have sex with a bisexual what does that make you?

    what does it make them?

    Answers on a PhD to tyhe London Skool of Economics and Despots

  201. 201
    Damned Impertinent Questions says:


    I never knew you were bi

  202. 202
    Andrew Brillo Neil says:

    But nobody in the cabinet is earning over a million pounds Owen.

  203. 203
    Anonymous says:

    Definition of a leftie?..either a silly uni kid seduced by Gerry Gobles Torchlight brigade (Hate not Hope) or an old Svengali lecturer who should be doing his job teaching but prefers to brainwash and sodomise said students instead. Anyway thicktoid, have you not heard? theres no left or right anymore, the world has moved on and realised that it was all smoke and mirrors to fool the sheeple that they had a choice of master.

  204. 204
    Damned Impertinent Questions says:

    All me who ride bicycles with baskets are closet biseexuals

  205. 205
    Tachybaptus says:

    At present politicians and other members of the elite are protected from the consequences of their wrongdoing, and receive a mere slap on the wrist for crimes that would get you or me put away for years. It’s like the Benefit of Clergy in the Middle Ages, when being able to recite the Lord’s Prayer in Latin would save you from the gallows.

    Time not just to end this medieval privilege, but to reverse it. People in government should be punished more severely than us, not less, for abuse of office and betrayal of public trust. High rewards should be balanced by hard punishments. A conviction for gross malfeasance in office should carry the death penalty.

  206. 206
    Jethro says:

    Chap I used to know was something big in the Railways: got run over by a steam-roller. Now, he’s The Flat Controller.

  207. 207
    FarmerGiles says:

    Is that not classed as hunting with dogs. Quick call the RSPCA , political prosecution in the making.

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    They don't like it up 'em (or do they?) says:

    Seb has separated from his wife.

    How’s Billy Vague these days?

  210. 210
    Red Egg Millitit... says:

    Unveiling the document – which aides insist is not a relaunch of the Coalition – Mr Cameron said: “This Coalition is not a short term arrangement”

    I think some here are living in cloud cuckoo land !!

    Doomed you are f*cking doomed !!

  211. 211
    Jethro says:

    HOORAY! At last! A perpetual Motion Machine!

  212. 212
    Red Egg Millitit... says:

    ok….. I have been living on the moon for the past 6 months…. kindly explain the link :)

  213. 213
    Ed Millionaireband says:

    Come one voters, come on voters
    One pound policy, one pound policy
    Have a, have a look
    One pound policy
    Very very good, very very cheap
    One pound policy
    Six for five pound, one pound each.

  214. 214
    Mr Mitchell to you says:

    Fuck off you fat fingered pleb!

  215. 215
    vazoline says:

    I’ll have you know, young man, that I have no interest in self promotion or personal publicity. My whole life is one of complete integrity. I am totally devoted to public service, working only for my consitutents and people liike me who are truly British.

  216. 216
    Red Egg Millitit... says:

    That is disgusting…. next you will be telling me she is a fanny licker?? !!

  217. 217
    Pol Pot says:

    Your last sentence seems a bit harsh, You realise that this would result in the extermination of the entire Government of the UK?.

  218. 218
    Jeremy Clarkson says:

    “…in front of his family”.

  219. 219
    Vaz spotter says:

    Ah there you are,thought you were playing hard to get on this one,

  220. 220
    Mandy says:

    I just love your full bag.

  221. 221
    Red Egg Millitit... says:

    Must be a warning to every wife…… get your arse out of the kitchen and make your man happy, a shot-off a day keeps the divorce away…….. lazy f*ckwits !!

  222. 222
    Anonymous says:

    You really don’t like Ed do you Gooey?

  223. 223
    Truthteller says:

    I wouldn’t piss on a leftie, even if it was on fire.

  224. 224
    Hanukkas Bazzokas (A Greek Gentleman) says:

    The Teli back in May:

    Chris Huhne’s secret mistress Carina Trimingham must take blame for deviant image
    The bisexual lover of Chris Huhne lost a privacy and harassment claim yesterday as a judge ruled that a married MP’s “secret mistress” is a public figure and that she alone was responsible for her portrayal as a sexual deviant.

    Mail on Sunday referred to the “life and very different loves of the PR girl in Doc Martens” and described her as a “comedy lesbian from central casting”.
    “articles made her out to be a “sexual deviant” and an “ugly dyke””
    “Carina Trimingham, 44, faces a legal bill of up to £1 million”
    All for a shag of that vile little Huhne

  225. 225
    Riggsy Brown says:

    Well found, Anon. Respect.

  226. 226
    Cosmopolitan Watch says:

    “Denis” …only one n, as in “Penis”

  227. 227
    the sultan of bumholes says:

    i wuv U mr squiggly bottom.

  228. 228
    You asked for it! says:

    £1 Fish Man – One Pound Fish – O-Fish-Al Video

  229. 229
    Anonymous says:

    She’ll shag ought.

  230. 230
    The Puzzler says:

    1 across. Cereal falsehoods for grownups . 9, 9

  231. 231
    Hanukkas Bazzokas (A Greek Gentleman) says:

    Aye, he needs hooked

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    I don't nee d no do ctor says:

    Guido’s blog has turned into ” Have I got news for you ” . We need either Paul Merton or Ian Hislop to complete the redaction.
    This has to be Guido’s worst ever day for stories.

  233. 233
    In Other News says:

    Looks like the US is dropping support for !srael after all:


    – Hagel nominated by Obama.

  234. 234
    I don't nee d no do ctor says:

    G u i d o doesn’t like it up him.

  235. 235
    I don't nee d no do ctor says:

    Half a million per inch ain’t good value.

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    nellnewman says:

    Thanks SC.

  237. 237
    I don't nee d no do ctor says:

    Just imagine if Huhne is innocent.

  238. 238
    I don't nee d no do ctor says:

    Gooey is not alone.

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    Anonymous says:

    Why have you blanked out the infomation Guido? seems you are shitscared of Huhne and his cohorts. Shame on you. Do not call yourself a libertarian again.

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    The Far Right says:

    The left: The ideology of peace.

  241. 241
    Vazoline says:

    No, no no! I really only watch this to see if there is a leak of my expected (and much deserved) knighthood.

  242. 242
    Simon Darby says:

    Hear, hear… well found.

    Court 23 earlier today, why no press present?

    Typical judicial mafia looking after the elites.


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    Legal Eagle says:

    Quite right.

  244. 244
    I don't nee d no do ctor says:

    Photo op?
    Me first says Andy Hillsborough Burnham, over my orange face says Peter Hain, out of the way losers says Chukka Ummuna.

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    Casual Observer says:

    Silly question, but the new model is hardly a trade up is it ?

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    Mornington Crescent says:

    Meanwhile his ex, Vicky Pryce, is being serviced by that financial deviant Denis MacShame.

    Nice place, the Westminster bubble…

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    Jeffrey Bernard says:


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    Preparing for the inevitable ? says:

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    Jeffrey Bernard says:

    Why should one remark on that? VP simply happens to have selected one of the most brilliant advocates of her generation.

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    Bi Wot? says:

    He doubles his chances for a date tho…

  251. 251
    Lol says:

    Yeah he sure was all over the papers at the weekend, Media Guido LOL

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    Jethro Q.C. says:

    M’Lud, I wish to draw to the Court’s attention the following recent entry in what is known, M’Lud as a ‘blog’… I’m obliged to Your Lordship. Exactly, as Your Lordship says, ‘a kind of cross between a Log and a Block’. Thank you, M’Lud. You will find the relevant passage… I am indeed most obliged to Your Lordship, but I think, if we might, we should leave out -for now – any distracting references to either Actresses or Bishops. The reference is on page 3 – I see Your Lordsghip’s eyes light up – page 3. I quote: “One cannot do other than agree. H****’s lawyers will oplug at every possibility to get him off on a technicality.” Who can this H**** be? I submit to your Court, M’Lud, that given this particular ‘cross between a Log and a Block’s’ former preoccupation with a former Defence Secretary, Mr. Geoffrey Hoon – to such an extent that it created the almost indelible impression that ‘a Hoon’ was a new kind of slang, patois, or argot, for a rather unpleasant word of similar length, popularly used for a particularly silly or vexing person, or a … Again, I am obliged to Your Lordship, particularly obliged. Indeed, exactly as the Learned Judge has said here, in his Court. Ladies and Gentlemen of the Jury, you will remember, I am sure you will long remember, that word which M’Lud with such clarity enunciated. Now, M’Lud, as everyone knows, my Client’s name begins with the same – aspirate if not consonant; my Client’s name is a monosyllable; my Client is … No My Lord (if I might presume to dissent from Your Lordship) I am not saying that my Client is, to paraphrase Your Lordship, ‘a Hoon’ – but that it has been published that a Defendant, whose name begins with ‘H’, and has very few letters thereafter, has a case that his Lawyers (so the Defendant is a Male, with a name of four or five letters, the first of which is ‘H’, and has been frequently mentioned on a ‘blog’ which had a particular animadversion … No, M’Lud: nothing to do with Animals or Perversions… a particular quarrel with a former-politician called Hoon, now presumes to declare that ‘his lawyers’ must ‘plug at every possibility’ insinuating ‘uphilll work’, ‘to get him off on a technicality’ – insinuating even more forcibly that my Client’s case is so hopeless, the issue so pre-determined in favour of his guilt that only some tiny wrinkle, hitherto unnoticed, in the majestic fabric of The Law could provide for his acquittal. My Lord, I suggest to this Court, that this ‘blog’ removes at a stroke, a key-stroke even, the presumption of innocence to which my Client is entitled. The ‘blog’ in question goes on to say (Page 4. M’Lud): ‘That must not happen’. My Lord, you no doubt will wonder with far more astonishment than I that a ‘blogger’ could utter such a determined Contempt of Your Lordship’s Court. He has at once vitiated our ancient principle of ‘presumption of innocence’ and proclaimed his intention of thwarting the course of Justice!
    I’m sorry, My Lord. I didn’t quite catch…
    I am obliged to Your Lordship.

  253. 253
    Keen nose says:

    Nothing. They are banal descendants of old style Labour protectionists. You know the ones – the heavily unionised dockers in the 60s and 70s who detested blacks and Asians.

  254. 254
    Righteous one says:

    Is this like Wheel of Fortune with redactable John Leslie?

  255. 255
    Chris Huhne MP says:

    “I love Carina, tell the world I do,
    I love Carina, tell the world I do,
    I pray every night, she’ll learn to love me too–
    Carina, Carina…”

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    Sir William Waad says:

    Tuesday 8 January – tomorrow.

    Let’s hope the Hon Mr Justice Sweeney is in an obdurate mood!

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    rememberdurruti says:

    It matters little what ‘banks agree’. Unless they are governed by actual laws backed by the judicial system they will continue to do as they please. Therefore expect more bribery, fraud, corruption, interest rate rigging, energy price rigging, drug cartel money laundering etc…
    Oh, and massive ‘bonuses’ for fleecing their victims, sorry, customers.

  258. 258
    Ethan Farber says:

    What nonsense. Mortgages and corporate bonds are proven unreliable – the cause of the crisis – so what is done? They’re accepted as cash equivalents.

    Anyone with common sense sees how bad this is. Banks are saying they CAN’T meet real deposit requirements.

    By defining mortgages & corp bonds as cash equivalent, banks are effectively being allowed to print money. ‘It’s cash because we say it is!”

  259. 259
    Pleb says:

    Politicians, bankers and reporters are all part of a cabal that have turned democracy into a farce. Before breaking up the banks we need to break up the ruling British elite.

  260. 260
    Jethro says:

    217 But look on the bright side: it would mean us being expelled from the EU!

  261. 261
    Sir William Waad says:

    I wouldn’t call somebody a ‘sexual deviant’ merely because they swing both ways. My grandfather had the highest respect for Vita Sackville-West, for instance. True, he always liked a snob, but (according to him) there was always true love in her multifarious relationship.

  262. 262
    RetardEd says:

    Greeting to all my followers. Apologies for not being around for a few days but I’ve been visiting my relatives on the planet Zarg. Unfortunately couldn’t get back to Earth on time because of delays caused by cosmic storms. Great hols and can’t wait to get stuck into Cameron at PMQs.

  263. 263
    Dave and Nick Show says:

    That went well. Almost guaranteed another five years in 2015.

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    Tachybaptus says:

    He needed one with four wheel drіve.

  265. 265
    O J Simpson says:

    “Just imagine if Huhne is innocent.”

    Then all the more sweeter.

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    Huhne on trial says:

    The Crown Court

    at Southwark

    Daily List for Tuesday 8 January 2013 at English Grounds, off Battlebridge Lane


    Court 23 – sitting at 12:00 PM


    For Hearing
    T20127076 HUHNE Christopher

    PRYCE Vasiliki

    Order made under Contempt of Court Act 1981


  267. 267
    Peter Pervy says:

    Pamela Anderson Dancing on Ice 2013 Skate Off – Deliberate Wardrobe Malfunction

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    WILLIAM , SEB'S HOE says:

    Sore i would think !

  269. 269
    Jaded Jean says:

    Remember !srael is an adolescent state.

    And the chosen ones, through genetic/gene barrier practices (some say Eugenic) are known to have femised brains i.e. higher than average verbal intelligence, though not higher than average spatial intelligence (however, Nobel prize awards, per their ethnicity may put that statement in serious doubt).

    Cutting a long story short. Women like nothing better thanwatching males (or out groups) fighting over them.

    Think about it. This tribe could start WWIII without any compunction what-so-ever.

  270. 270
    Jay says:


  271. 271
    Jenny Jones says:

    OMG was he OK?

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    Jim'll Fix It says:

    It was good while it lasted!

  273. 273
    John Leslie says:

    That’s given me an idea!


  274. 274


    New rules on Crown Court pre-trial hearings

    Practice Direction: Crown Court Plea and Direction Hearings; Lord Taylor of Gosforth, Lord Chief Justice; 25 July 1995

    New rules establishing plea and directions hearings (PDHs) in the Crown Court now apply to all cases (other than serious fraud) in Crown Court centres which have notified magistrates’ courts that such hearings have been introduced. At the PDH, pleas are taken and, in contested cases, prosecution and defence must assist the judge by identifying the key issues and providing any additional information required for the proper listing of the case.

    The defence must supply the court and the prosecution with a full list of the prosecution witnesses they require to attend at the trial. This must be provided at least 14 days prior to the PDH or within three working days of the notice of the hearing where the PDH is fixed less than 17 days ahead.

    For all class 1 offences, and for lengthy and complex cases, a case summary should be prepared by the prosecution, to assist the judge at the PDH by indicating the nature of the case and focusing on the likely issues of fact and/or law. All class 2 cases should be scrutinised by the prosecution to determine whether such a summary is appropriate.

    The PDH should normally be held, and orders made, in open court with all defendants present. It should normally be conducted by the trial judge or such judge as the presiding judge or resident judge shall appoint, but in cases in class 1 or 2 or serious sexual offences of any class against a child it should be conducted by a High Court judge or circuit judge or recorder to whom the case has been specifically released in accordance with the directions for the allocation of business within the Crown Court (see [1995] 2 All ER 900, [1995] 1 WLR 1083) or by a directions judge authorised by the presiding judges to conduct such hearings.

    At the PDH, arraignments will normally take place. If the defendant pleads guilty, the judge should wherever possible proceed to sentencing.

    Following a not guilty plea, and where part or alternative pleas have not been accepted, the prosecution and defence should inform the court of various matters (fully listed in the rules), including the issues in the case, issues as to the mental or medical condition of any defendant or witness, details about the witnesses and the evidence in the case, any facts which are to be admitted and may be reduced into writing, any alibi, any likely application for child witness evidence to be given by live television link or prerecorded video, or for screens to protect the identity of witnesses, any technical equipment likely to be required, the estimated length of the hearing and anything else that might affect the trial.

    The judge may then make such orders as appear to be necessary. Each party shall confirm in writing, at least 14 days before the trial, that such orders have been fully complied with.

    The defence shall apply to the court for the case to be listed for mention if they are unable to obtain instructions from the defendant. If the defendant fails to attend court, the judge will wish to consider whether a warrant of arrest should be issued.

    The rules came into force immediately.

  275. 275
    Sherpa van Rumpy-Pumpy says:

    If it wasn’t for all this car rot he wouldn’t be in such a jam.

  276. 276
    General Hogmanay Melchette says:

    Is there anything more before I pass sentence on the deceased? – I mean, “Defendant”?

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    And then added . . . says:

    I think we got away with it . . . !

  278. 278
    Prezza turned me lezza says:

    Is the correct answer lunch and Dutch?

  279. 279
    Bullseye says:

    Is the first blank space really “operation crossbow normally uses a cucumber etc

  280. 280
    nellnewman says:

    Well Yes Indeed! Wednesday’s PMQ’s will be the day when militwit floors cameron with his ‘frostie banning policy’!!

  281. 281
    nellnewman says:

    I donlt now why they went to all that bother. All they have to do is put up posters with a picture of militwit and balls saying ‘do you really want this duo in no 10?’

  282. 282
    the sultan of bumholes says:


  283. 283
    We're all doomed! Doomed I tell ye! says:

    Apparently he was very depressed and flatlined before passing away. They will bury him tomorrow in an A1 Jiffy bag.

  284. 284
    Old Bill Bailey says:

    I prefer to use a bridge.

  285. 285
    nellnewman says:

    Why would someone, if they were innocent, want to hush up the fact that they were appe@rng in court on charges of anything really??

    Surely if you’re innocent you want to world to he@r what you have to say!!

  286. 286
    I bet you won't emigrate till it's all too late says:

    Which part of the state do you “work” in?

  287. 287
    Operation Crossbow says:

    Never go for a walk alone if you’ve pissed off Nu Labia

  288. 288
    nellnewman says:

    The biggest problem for huhne is that he got himself re-elected to his constituency in 2010 with blatant publicity claiming he was a loving family man, a great husband and father.

    He was already, as has been proved, having an affair elsewhere.

    Whatever else the coming court case proves – his election campaign shows him to be an undoubted liar and to have deliberately misled voters.

    Not exactly ideal material for the next leader of the libdem party which is already hitting an all time low ebb.

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    squiggly bottom says:

    Behind the bicycle sheds in five minutes.

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    I bet you won't emigrate till it's all too late says:

    So you think Bliar et al (or should it be elal?) are the left…you’re just another fucking troll.

  291. 291
    Blowing Whistles says:

    Only the sicko duped Socialist Commie Marxist Union Nabobs like Militwat. Don’t tell them about his fathers history acting against the British people mind – they just won’t open their eyes to them ‘all’ having been suckered. Huh.

  292. 292
    Whacked Out says:

    The whacked off campaign should take the following as reality check:


  293. 293
    Greek birds are very hairy says:

    But Sticky Vicky is from a different generation!

  294. 294
    squiggly bottom says:

    You were not there!

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    Luke Noah Nikoslav says:

    I love a bit of red-on-red action.

  297. 297
    Paeddy O'Fiddler says:

    Or operation Free Sweets?

  298. 298
    Philip Scumfield says:

    A cursory search of the internet reveals that the plastic is fantastic !

  299. 299
    rinka Scott says:

    Even if Huhne is found not guilty I fail to see how a man who has openly mislead the voters of Eastleigh into thinking he was a happily married man when he was not can really be trusted in democratic politics.

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    Loopy Lou says:

    I was looking forward to sitting through the trial.

    If the Court listing though blanks everything out how will I know when the full trial is?

  301. 301
    ફરોખ બલ્સારા‌ says:

    She blows both ways.

  302. 302
    Hand Solo says:

    Heading says “Chris Huhne – I’m your father Guido”

  303. 303
    the sultan of bumholes says:


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    Karl Schennedy says:

    Sorry, nell, have to disagree with you here.

    Being an undoubted liar and deliberately misleading voters are key requisites for being a FibDem MP.

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  306. 306
    Ray Dolby says:
  307. 307
    Ctesibius says:

    Take the money-back guarantee and go elsewhere

  308. 308
    Blowing Whistles says:

    Sorry, Karl, have to disagree with you here.

    Being an undoubted liar and deliberately misleading voters are key pre-requisites for being an MP.

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  310. 310
    The Wrong Miliband says:

    Alas, my policy is no more.

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    Blowing Whistles says:

    Any more ludicrous and frivilous applications to the court ought to be deemed as an abuse of the court and viewed as being seen to bring the court itself into disrepute – Huhne must enter a plea and a trial must be set down at the earliest possible date – this matter has dragged on for too long and ought to have been brought to trial months if not a year ago. The defendant has been afforded more than enough time to seek multiple avenues to have the charge against him dropped. The Court has a public duty in respect of the charges and any normal member of the public transgressing the laws in respect of the charge would have been dealt with long ago.

  312. 312
    Karl Schennedy says:

    ‘FibDem’. The clue is in the moniker.

  313. 313

    Violet Trefusis looked not unlike Mr Carina Trimingham, daughter of the Sage of Sussex.

  314. 314
    Who's the Daddy says:

    Hubba, hubba.

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    Saffron says:

    The Lib dumps are now a party of green bedwetters who the british public will give their verdict on in due course.
    Cleggover and his other windmill advocates are certain to become history in british politics.
    What of Cammoron,well this PR character needs to wake up as to what his party has been all about for many years.
    Does he not understand what the tories are all about or is he thick.
    For you Davyy get this,alienate the traditional cons core vote and you are on a hiding to nothing.
    From my point of view I look forward to UKIP reading your horoscope for you although you broadcast crap about them.
    Frankly Great Brittain needs you and your partners like we need a hole in the head and that goes for Liebour too.
    The three main parties in this land are nothing more than Quislings.

  316. 316
    rick says:

    If Blair ‘et al’ were not voted in and supported by the Left, how the hell did he manage to become their leader???

  317. 317
    rick says:


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  319. 319
    Saffron says:

    Who the hell is bothered about this liar and his so called sex life with his lesbo partner.
    Let them get on with it as they please.
    More to the point is did he attempt to pervert the course of justice by lying,that is what jury will decide,let’s wait for that decision.

  320. 320
    Not Blowing Whistles says:

    Agree with you 100%.

    Let’s just hope the judge is not so close to the square that justice is denied its rightful course.

    It is not in Hoon’s interests to have this matter dragging for so long.

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    The verdict of not guilty was decided upon last year.
    Its just the trial date that’s proving hard to nail done.

  322. 322
    Pita_Rules says:

    Lets vote for Huhne:


    He deserves it

  323. 323
    rick says:

    “I always wondered how she kept her hair in place”

    The same way she kept her Cabinet in place – it didn’t dare do otherwise.

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    NE Frontiersman says:

    I can see why this might be a problem for the USA, but why is it ours? You don’t legally have to show any documentation to leave this country, so what offence did he commit? The airline may have issues with non-transferable tickets, but that’s another matter.

  325. 325
    Blowing Whistles says:

    Hunhe – has been actively, knowingly, wilfully and deliberately dragging it out for as long as his legals can keep him from getting a conviction – for longer than 3 months. There are so many restrictions on people who have been convicted for 3 months and a day – does it make you wonder at how many other high profiles bent the system for political ends?

    BTW The Crown Court and Criminal Justice System have been using promotional material in all Crown Court building suggesting to defendants that they ought to seriously consult their lawyers about the beneifts of making an early plea of guilty. The Courts as they say don’t take kindly to those who are subsequently found guilty when they have had every opportunity to enter an early plea … Ho Hum.

  326. 326
    Not Blowing Whistles says:

    Your expertise in that field I do not doubt, and you are more than correct.

    Plea bargain / deal making sounds like a move towards the commercialized form of (in)justice which operates over in the US.

    Utterly reprehensible. It should be made clear that all that stuff means is:

    Innocent until proven guilty, or guilty if you cannot afford the proceedings and take a nola contendere or other best offer to reduce possible jail time / hassle.

    Definitely time to start withdrawing consent.

  327. 327
    Anonymous says:

    A very kosher NN tonight, Grant Shapps (aka Michael Green) chatting to Gavin Essler. I wonder where Emily is?

  328. 328
    Blowing Whistles says:

    A Golden Opportunity exists to prove beyond doubt that the oft spoken of ‘seperation of powers’ actually exists…

    I won’t be holding my breath.

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    Anonymous says:

    Is the blanked out thing about his bisexual lover carina appealing the case she lost (incurring£250,000 in lawyers fees) the pair of them seem very stupid indeed.

  330. 330
    Pol Pot says:

    *** Breaking News***
    Shadow health secretary Andy Burnham wants to ban Sugar puffs.

  331. 331
    Lard Pressclott of Beams, Bellies, Banjos, Bulimia, two bog seats, two Jags & Shags. says:

    Inter▮▮▮▮▮▮ with a copper ?? Never !!

  332. 332
    Blowing Whistles says:

    Agreed – The fleagals are out of control the ptb are out of control – plea bargaining like cr.edit card.s are an mAerican cancer being slowly introduced (induced) upon the unwitting public.

  333. 333
    Anonymous says:

    Just like our Judge! Could not see past his self-interest.

    The quote about “A lot of impertinent questions.” is quite topical.

    Also topical is:

    “Rotherham man sentenced to five months in prison for paying someone to admit speeding offence after advertising on Facebook”


  334. 334
    Fish Watch says:

    Deported one pound fish man was small fry:

  335. 335
    Blowing Whistles says:

    See the MSM are bulking or is that spinning up the troubles oop north again.

    Don’t ya just luv these ‘spoiler’ stories – rupee is a past master at aiding and abetting the stablishment at ‘distracting to’ – over there! over there! – don’t look over here in our own back [Scotland]yard FFS.

  336. 336
    Honey Monster says:

    Does he now ?

  337. 337
    US Watch says:

    Interesting article.

    Worth looking at the picture: Multicultural family scene at a nice healthy gun show:


    Liberals : Be damned.

  338. 338
    Pol Pot says:

    Pissing about with Hugh ‘Government’ Grant when they needed to concentrate on the threat on our streets. Pie Man.

  339. 339
    Vaz spotter says:

    you owe your position to HM,when republicans call,they can say who do you want as your head of state? Keith Vaz! For this service to the Royal family you do deserve something

  340. 340
    Not Blowing Whistles says:

    The US compensation culture led to what we are seeing now in the UK.

    This really has damaged the justice system over there.

    Perhaps in the UK they should go the whole hog and really focus on locking up minorities. Oh – wait – the skew to plea deals will cause that as the minorities will not have access to decent lawyers or money for fair justice. Phew, was worried there for a minute.

  341. 341
    Pol Pot says:

    I think his latest idiotic outburst will get a Frosties reception.

  342. 342
    PC Plod 666 says:

    You want Huhne sanctioned? Like Andrew Mitchell was?

    A significant donation to the policeman’s ball always goes down well.

    Evenin’ all – and don’t have nightmares.

  343. 343
    PC Plod 666 says:

    Prezza should be arrested as part of Operation UTree along with Davidson et al., for interfering with a policeman.

  344. 344
    Gabriela says:

    Cheeky boy.

  345. 345
    Living in 96.98 percent white Merseyside says:

    A poster of the two ex-Eton and ex-Bullingdon Club boys smirking and sneering would be even more effective.

  346. 346
    Pol Pot says:

    Operation Gastric Band.

  347. 347
    David "Thumb-jab" Cast-Iron Cameron (I'm Serious) says:

    I’m looking forward to my Defeatabix.

  348. 348
    Anonymous says:

    BW: Another one that has never needed real legal help.

    The minorities have many funded charities, pro bono, or agencies that will help them. It is the vast majority of us that can not dare use the system. I tried and found out how corrupt it was. But even with it fully recorded and documented no one cares.

    Self-interest means those that should help must stay silent. They might be the next to be targeted to silence them also.

  349. 349
    Jimmy Savile says:

    I apologise for “Righties Are Not Very Bright” but I did molest him particularly nastily.

  350. 350
    Anonymous says:

    I got you confused. Try NBW:…

  351. 351
    albacore says:

    That ain’t arf a wonderful stratagem, Fawkes
    Redact every word from the LibLabCon dorks
    A gang of spiders would be hard-pressed to weave
    All the webs those connivers spin to deceive

  352. 352
    Hargaret Modge, sleazy Labour MP and Stemcor Tax cheat. says:

    Chris Huehne was one of the girls in that video? 2 Girls 1 cup?

    Was he the arse supplying the content? I see so thats what the article was about.
    Well I must tell lots of people. Thanks Mr Censor.

  353. 353

    Look up Contempt of Court Act 1981 and maybe you can cease making an absolute idiot of yourself.

  354. 354
    Hamish Macbeth (@PCMacbeth) says:


    Daily listings 08/01/13

    The Crown Court

    at Reading
    Daily List for Tuesday 8 January 2013 at READING CROWN COURT AT OLD SHIRE HALL

    Court 6 – sitting at 10:00 am

    Trial (Part Heard)
    T20127084 BIELAWSKI Radoslaw P
    OKRUTNY Arthur
    SKOWRON Andrzez B
    T20127083 LEE Colin
    Not Before 12:00 pm
    For Hearing
    U20120475 PRICE Vasiliki & HUNHE Christopher T20127076 SOUTHWARK CROWN COURT CASE

  355. 355
    Pol Pot says:

    Redact everything and we all will win
    No more lies and no more spin
    Silent Bob will rule the planet
    Ask what you like if you live in Thannet.
    (struggling on the last line).

  356. 356
    Not Blowing Whistles says:

    @Anon: It is fine to make up a moniker :-D

    Hear what you are saying.

    Removal of CFA shut off a lot of court access to many. The various pro-bono groups and so on you mention will eventually be run down by the system.

    Eventually, unless super lucky with a pro-bono lawyer, the plea deal will likely be much better than whatever law school drop out you or the charity throws your way.

    Very much to BW’s extremely valid points, justice for regular folk in the UK is being destroyed. I would refer you to Wolfe’s Bonfire of the Vanities and various NWA tracks for what is now set in motion.

  357. 357
    Budgie says:


  358. 358
    Casual Observer says:

    Well, if he does get sent down, hopefully he will get violently violated several times before he is released. Not a fan.

  359. 359
    B. Bunter-Watson says:

    ‘Got a Hoon that whistles, got a Hoon that sings’
    ‘But if I don’t have Carina, life don’t mean a thing.’

  360. 360
    B. Bunter-Watson says:

    More like bunnies can and have to go to court (we hope).

  361. 361
    Pol Pot says:

    Is this a dagger which I see before me, the handle toward my hand.

  362. 362
    My Lord Kinnockio, Welsh Windbag, putative PM (in your dreams ducky), EUSSR lackey says:

    I was only saying the other day wasn’t I Glynnis that ●●●● ●●●● ●●●●●●●●● ●● a ●●●●●●●● ●●●●●●!

  363. 363
    Tachybaptus says:

    It was an illusion, in the play and here.

  364. 364
    Tachybaptus says:

    Want to make a protest? Can it.

  365. 365

    In every point twice done and then done double…

  366. 366
    not a machine says:

    I would think USA can amble along for a while , its the EU data I am not sure about , keep your eye on coporate debt and socialised utilities , short term is probebely natural , but when coporate debt becomes filled , does it not then turn into inflation that hits the poorest countries in the eurozone hardest ??? and share price falls on indebedted companies ?? Barros says the euro is saved , I think Mr Draghi has a great deal more work containing and soaking up the debts , let alone what new borrowings he may be forced to do .
    Like I say the data must be reliable , non of yer Labour off balance sheet type things. Basically just keep yer eye on all aspects at national and ECB

  367. 367
    Jack Ketch says:

    You must be amazingly old to remember that old Queen.

  368. 368
  369. 369
    Nick Nick, Clifford, Travis, Hall et.al says:

    Wait your turn Jimmy.

  370. 370
    Owen Jones' soiled nappy says:

    True dat. How did Hitler become leader of the left too? Life’s little conundrums.

  371. 371
    The Hinduja brothers says:

    Come back to bed Keith…we’re still hard.

  372. 372
  373. 373
  374. 374
    Run rabbit run says:

    Nice work anon. Respect indeed.

  375. 375
  376. 376
    Monica Noname says:

    This is not a test.

  377. 377
  378. 378
    Loopy Lou says:

    Why do most of them have foreign names ?

  379. 379
    Grimy Miner says:

    Nothing starts with an ‘N’, not an ‘I’

  380. 380
  381. 381
    A Carpenter says:


  382. 382
    One Term Dave says:

    I just can’t understand why people keep banging on about being overrun with immigrants. We don’t have any at all in Chipping Norton. And anyway, multiculturalism is a good thing. I mean, Sam and I often have a chicken korma on a Thursday. Toodle pip!

  383. 383
    Fog says:

    We may as well all be de ad then, innit.

  384. 384
    A Carpenter says:

    Sticky and sticky?

  385. 385
    A Carpenter says:

    I think you will find that unless you produce a passport at check-in desk for foreign travel you will be allowed no further by those har*idans (and danielles) behind the desk.

  386. 386
    Taxpayer says:

    If you come to the UK using a false passport you get housed in a £million property in Mayfair and £60k a year benefits.

  387. 387
    Sunny Jim says:

    Sounds like a win-win situation – what’s not to like?

  388. 388
    Solly says:

    Idealogy of piss.

    Golden showers all round for the plebs.

    Vote red, get fucked.

  389. 389
    Pol Pot says:

    Because most of the people who live in this Country are now foreign?.

  390. 390
    A Carpenter says:

    I think you must mean ‘misleaded’…

  391. 391
    A Carpenter says:

    Getting there, but we are still waiting for the headline that reads: “Fugly Rotherham women banged up for exceeding her authority in removing innocent children from UKIP-voting citizens”.

  392. 392
    Taxpayer says:

    Yes she is why your gas bill is gone up 800%.

  393. 393
    Anon E Mouse says:

    I think you fail to understand Lib Dem voters.

  394. 394
    Anon E Mouse says:

    First word is carpet

  395. 395
    Pol Pot says:

    Think its time to go and bin it

  396. 396
    Solly says:

    Oleaginous liar.

  397. 397
    Remittance Man says:

    How does someone become a “former bi-sexual”?

    Hetero- and homo-sexual are what I guess we might call starting points from which one may depart. But surely by straying from one of those two extremes one becomes bisexual, a state that is irreversible.

    Or am I missing something here?

  398. 398
    Remittance Man says:

    BTW, is it true Ms Pryce is now in a relationship with Dennis McShane?

  399. 399
    WILLIAM , SEB'S HOE says:

    That equates to somewhere in the “Tuna” of a million quid i saw it was sold to a
    “Sushi Lestalaunt”

  400. 400
    Galileo says:

    at Southwark

    Daily List for Tuesday 8 January 2013 at English Grounds, off Battlebridge Lane


    Court 23 – sitting at 12:00 PM


    For Hearing
    T20127076 HUHNE Christopher

    PRYCE Vasiliki

    Order made under Contempt of Court Act 1981

  401. 401
    A Carpenter says:

    And you’ll get a straight answer from my mum, Janet.

  402. 402
    inside- out says:

    Vicky Pryce knows all about fraud,she is the current squeeze of former MP for Rotherham,who had to resign his seat due to fraud.

  403. 403
    Scotticanus Ortus says:

    No, that was Mark Oaten.

  404. 404
    Sir Pedigree Dick says:

    I am very sorry your Honour for my non attendance in Court to represent Mr Huhne .

    My Clerk looks at the Lists daily but unfortunately , whilst Mr Huhne’s case was correctly placed in the List someone had blacked it out completely so my Clerk had no way of knowing it was Mr Huhne’s case that was actually listed for hearing.

  405. 405
    Loopy Lou says:

    Are they both going to prison?

    Why has Mr McShane not yet been charged with robbing me of my money?

  406. 406
    Loopy Lou says:

    I think there is another problem here “Huhne” is not his real name.

    As my Grandma used to tell me many years ago beware of men who change their names.

  407. 407
    Judge Dread says:

    I do not care who Ms Pryce is going out with.

    All that concerns me is whether on the night in question she was driving this car at the times and places the Prosecution allege.

    It is not a difficult question is it . Yes or no ?

  408. 408
    on time and to budget says:

    When this person resigned from his Cabinet position in which he was working tirelessly to save our financial bacon I have a clear recollection of him saying he wanted to work full time on clearing his name.

    Today thanks to Mr Fawkes I learn this person wishes to try to have matters dropped behind closed doors .

  409. 409
    Yvonne from the Colliers Arms Clydach says:

    How much is this pathetic little pantomime costing us all I wonder.

  410. 410
    Hargaret Modge, Labour MP and Hypocritical serial long term aggressive Tax Avoider + expenses thief says:

    I trust that arse Huhne will be relying on the ‘sword of truth and the shield of British Justice’? Let’s hope he gets banged up along with all the other queens.

  411. 411
    Sunny Jim says:

    + lots…

  412. 412
    Sunny Jim says:

    On what grounds can the Hoon request this?

  413. 413
    Anonymous says:

    Why is it when registering on Ebay ,do they require a confirmation of identity ie credit card details or phone number That CAN AND WILL BE GIVEN TO ALIENS Ie THE UNITED STATYES OF AMERICA ??????????????

  414. 414
    anonymouse says:

    If you go into Google and enter the remaining words the whole story comes out!!

  415. 415
    anonymouse says:

    Except it’s from Order Order!!

  416. 416
  417. 417
    Anonymous says:

    Stands for a misspelling

  418. 418
    (I've been renamed) DA-Notice says:

    Both above: perverting the course of justice not perjury; hard to perjure yourself without having your day in Court, taking the stand and lying on oath when charged with an offence.

  419. 419
    Loftytom says:

    Hi Mr Hari, how’s the job?

  420. 420
    Anonymous says:

    Just how long can it take to prepare such a simple case of perjury for trial in this country and what on earth has it cost. Presumably the aythorities are trying to find a way of presenting the weakest possible case from the available evidence so he gets off, returns in glory to the Cabinet and does even more harm.

  421. 421
    bandersnatch says:

    Does all this fun mean there is another super-injunction of the go? I think I should be told.



  422. 422
    bandersnatch says:

    Coo! That’s telling us. What a joyously detailed article. I recommend it to all puzzled redaers of this thread.

    Thanks Anonymous,

  423. 423
    bandersnatch says:

    Spot on, Saffron,

  424. 424
    A Eastleigh Non Dom..... says:

    then hung, drawn, & quartered……..slowly……ever so slowly

  425. 425
    DOS says:

    If Huhne is not his real name, then what is?

    And if he selected a new name for himself (when he could presumably have picked anything he wanted) why did he pick such a ridiculous name as “Huhne”?

  426. 426
    VulgarDisplayOfPower says:

    Chris Huhne. What a huhne.

  427. 427
    Genial 'Arry Grout, A guest of Her Majesty says:

    He’ll be my bitch when he gets here.

    I’ll teach him the meaning of bi-sexual.

  428. 428
    Johan Hari says:

    ███████████████████████████████ Chris Huhne ██████████████████.

    ████████████████████████████████ tomorrow ██████████████.


    ████████████████████████ former bi-sexual, ████████████████████!


  429. 429
    L Candy says:

    Dennis Bergkamp is named after Denis Law!

  430. 430
    Johan Hari says:

    Once upon a time I smashed my face into my keyboard and accidentally wrote the Conservative Manifesto for 2015.

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