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Interesting stuff.
Oh! It’s all been blanked out. What a shame, that was dynamite.
Who’d have thought it was possible to do that with a coconut and a dwarf.
2 coconuts, one foe each cup.
Oi ! keep your eyes OFF my underwear!
Guido Fawkes…
—yesterday’s blogger…
—formerly 18 stone,
now Hasbara knobjockey.
I’m betting my pound to your bucket of shit that you are a sockpuppet.
AC1 I bet you do carrot shaped turds
Ah, so that’s what a real life troll looks like!
Hi Mr Hari, how’s the job?
You should see what I can do with an overly ripe banana, lurpak and some sticky back plastic.
I just love your full bag.
So, Chris Huhne was actually driving, and going to pick up his (ex)wife’s bi-sexual lover from the airport – clear as day now.
14 Jan he’s up, isn’t he?
Christ – it is a bit of a War and Peace case, isn’t it, just for a driving conviction and perjury. Don’t do the crime if you can’t do the time, Chris.
This is all about the alleged perjury. If he’d accepted the conviction for speeding, the conviction would have been wiped by now (how many years ago did it happen?), and everybody would have forgotten about it by now.
Knowledge is knowing a tomato is a fruit.
Wisdom is not putting it in a fruit salad.
If it wasn’t for all this car rot he wouldn’t be in such a jam.
Is the blanked out thing about his bisexual lover carina appealing the case she lost (incurring£250,000 in lawyers fees) the pair of them seem very stupid indeed.
Both above: perverting the course of justice not perjury; hard to perjure yourself without having your day in Court, taking the stand and lying on oath when charged with an offence.
The Hoon may want to read this….
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2258576/Facebook-user-jailed-advertising-volunteers-speeding-penalty-points.html
When is Huhne going to be redacted?
Soon?
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D’you mean figuratively
Or literally ??
1 across. Cereal falsehoods for grownups . 9, 9
Why have you blanked out the infomation Guido? seems you are shitscared of Huhne and his cohorts. Shame on you. Do not call yourself a libertarian again.
Chris Huehne was one of the girls in that video? 2 Girls 1 cup?
Was he the arse supplying the content? I see so thats what the article was about.
Well I must tell lots of people. Thanks Mr Censor.
No, that was Mark Oaten.
Look up Contempt of Court Act 1981 and maybe you can cease making an absolute idiot of yourself.
Meee-oww
at Southwark
Daily List for Tuesday 8 January 2013 at English Grounds, off Battlebridge Lane
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Court 23 – sitting at 12:00 PM
BEFORE THE HONOURABLE MR JUSTICE SWEENEY
SITTING AT READING CROWN COURT
For Hearing
T20127076 HUHNE Christopher
PRYCE Vasiliki
Order made under Contempt of Court Act 1981
If you go into Google and enter the remaining words the whole story comes out!!
Except it’s from Order Order!!
███████████████████████████████ Chris Huhne ██████████████████.
████████████████████████████████ tomorrow ██████████████.
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████████████████████████ former bi-sexual, ████████████████████!
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Is this Blankety Blank ?
It’s the Giuse The Missing Words Round
What does the second I in HIGNIFY stand for?
Nothing!
HIGNIFY is just my name
Nothing starts with an ‘N’, not an ‘I’
Immemorable
Stands for a misspelling
Is this one of those riddle things?
I’m going for Huhne being the “former bisexual”, rather than Trimming-muff being a current bisexual…..
You see? I told you they can be cured.
A pair of hedge clippers works miracles.
How do you become a ‘former bisexual’? Surely suck ‘just one cock’ and its on the CV.
Hey!
Consider it sucked already!
if you have sex with a bisexual what does that make you?
what does it make them?
Answers on a PhD to tyhe London Skool of Economics and Despots
Sticky and sticky?
He doubles his chances for a date tho…
OK what does this mean?
Why is █████████████ trending **innocent face** [@SallyBercow]
Sally
I never knew you were bi
She’ll shag ought.
That is quite a lot of redaction…… I assume you are merely goading the orange faced b*stard??
Self-censorship is sometimes very good.
It’s when some other bastard tries to do it for you that it is bad.
Although in many cases such as this self-immolation is better
That would not be Liam Byrne posting?
Tomorrow, Christ Huhne will be a former bi-sexual?
Which means today, as we speak, he is bi-sexual?
Scooooooop.
Why put in “Bisexual”. What does sexual orientation have to do with anything.
Do i sense a twinge of some sexual orientation predjudice from here….Guess so.
It could just be sexual jealousy.
Didn’t that Mitchell fellow ride a bisexual out of Downing Street?
But you’d look sweet, upon the seat of a bisexual made for two…
All me who ride bicycles with baskets are closet biseexuals
Fuck off you fat fingered pleb!
We will get to the bottom of it soon
Move on: muffing to see here.
How is Jason these days?
Department S, what a man and he was such a hero- apparently loved the architecture of gents lavatories.
You must be amazingly old to remember that old Queen.
No. It’s just that it has been. Firmly established –probably by one of. Blair’s focus groups in their heyday– that bisexual men have a penchant for inveigling their trisexual partners cop a plea for speeding .
H-e-e-y-y-y, I’ll tell ya, it’s rough out there– no respect!
All the women I meet nowadays are bisexual– ask ‘em for sex? “Bye-bye!”
No respect!
That’s clear then!
He must have been driven home by his then boyfriend whom he met the previous week in the bushes on Hampstead Heath and has since lost contact with?!?!
He must have been driven home from the airport by his then boyfriend whom he had met the previous week in the bushes on Hampstead Heath and has since lost contact with?!?!
I have drawn a blank over this one.
Black marks all round I reckon…
Alas, my policy is no more.
Do you win a prize for correct answer ?
“Chris Huhne should be taken outside and shot”.
I agree with Nick.
“…in front of his family”.
I always assumed that, from the way he walks
Isn’t this his court appearance at Crown Court today ? that was printed on this blog last week ?
Reading between the lines.
Don’t tell him, Pike!
Squash Court 6.
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Pls see 7 previous thread
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SB is there a clue in your comment as to the Dark Arts and Dark Actors?
Bob. Bob my dear fellow .
You’re becoming far too. Verbose and as such at risk of losing that element of non verbal charisma that has made you the star you are ……..
Spot on Bob
Ninety-nine percent of lawyers give the rest a bad name.
I prefer to use a bridge.
we like all puffs except sugar coated ones.
Has His former Rug Munching wife decided to visit the Carpet Right sales ?
Someone gave you a big bone FB?
former? so he went all straight like did he ..
less of the former, ffffnnnnnaaaarrrrr
What a sharp mind he has!
The leader of the English Defence League has been jailed for 10 months for using someone else’s passport to travel to the USA. Stephen Lennon, 30, from Luton, admitted possession of a false identity document with improper intention.
Lennon used a passport in the name of Andrew McMaster to board a Virgin Atlantic flight from Heathrow to New York, Southwark Crown Court was told. He entered the US illegally then used his own passport to return to the UK.
Lennon had previously been refused entry to the US and used a friend’s passport to travel to the country in September.
He used a self check-in kiosk to board the flight at Heathrow and was allowed through when the document was checked in the bag-drop area. But when Lennon arrived at New York’s JFK Airport, customs officials took his fingerprints and realised he was not travelling on his own passport.
What on Earth does the far-left EDL have to do with ‘Righties’? (Righties are, of course, very bright, unlike the far-left mong who got caught with his friend’s passport. And he’s from Luton, where there is no intelligent life whatsoever.)
Nothing. They are banal descendants of old style Labour protectionists. You know the ones – the heavily unionised dockers in the 60s and 70s who detested blacks and Asians.
Which part of the state do you “work” in?
What on Earth does the far-left E/D/L have to do with ‘Righties’? (Righties are, of course, very bright, unlike the far-left mong who got caught with his friend’s passport. And he’s from Lutón, where there is no intelligent life whatsoever.)
Is that why so many of you righties support the E D L?
Blown up any good NY skyscrapers with planes recently?
The framing of that question uses your logical processes.
Blоwn up аny gооd NY ѕkyѕсrаpеrѕ with plаnеѕ rесеntly?
Thе frаming оf thаt quеѕtiоn uѕеѕ yоur lоgiсаl prосеѕѕеѕ.
Is that why so many thick headed socialist Hunts join the socialist Worker Party, Anarchist parties, evil communist parties and the N-azi party?
I won £10Million on Euromillions, so I don’t care.
I apologise for “Righties Are Not Very Bright” but I did molest him particularly nastily.
Wait your turn Jimmy.
Wtf is a rightie? Someone who is never wrongie?
I can see why this might be a problem for the USA, but why is it ours? You don’t legally have to show any documentation to leave this country, so what offence did he commit? The airline may have issues with non-transferable tickets, but that’s another matter.
I think you will find that unless you produce a passport at check-in desk for foreign travel you will be allowed no further by those har*idans (and danielles) behind the desk.
If you come to the UK using a false passport you get housed in a £million property in Mayfair and £60k a year benefits.
Nick just admitted tweaking Dave’s package…
Thought this was one of them pesky scratchcards. Made a nasty mess of my screen with a 2p piece.
“Denis” …only one n, as in “Penis”
Dennis Bergkamp is named after Denis Law!
Court 6 Not before 12.00 Shire Hall…
Judging by this, the selection of winning entries for the caption competition leaves much to be desired.
less of the ‘former bi-sexual’ please
What The court report on Chris Huhne would look like if Leveson got his way
A former bi-sexual.
I was always taught ” once a bi-sexual always….”
Nein! They can be cured!
I want to ride my bi-sexual, I want to ride my bike..
Once you’ve had Crack , you’ll never go back !
DISGRACED SPEEDING-FINE-DODGING MP AND ALL-AROUND CU NT Chris Huhne BUMS YORKSHIRE TERRIERS.
HE HAS JUST PURCHASED ANOTHER OF THE YAPPY LITTLE DOGS AND HE INTENDS TO BUM IT tomorrow IN HIS OFFICE IN PARLIAMENT.
HE ALSO BUMS CATS, RABBITS AND URBAN FOXES.
HIS PIG-UGLY “PARTNER”, A former bisexual VIDEOS HIM BUMMING THEM.
Yep, rings true to me.
He left out the Squirrel (only taken 3 driving lessons).
It would have to be a dead urban fox, surely? Or a very sickly one. I should think a healthy urban fox could put up quite a fight. I certainly can’t imagine one standing still whilst Huhne sticks his little todger up its bum.
Volcanic splutter incident
Is that not classed as hunting with dogs. Quick call the RSPCA , political prosecution in the making.
Is it possible to go an hour without an untrustworthy LibDem being on the news?
nah!
I am sure it is
What other kind of LibDem is there?
Lol, nice to be reassured that there is one legal system for some (£) and another for everybody else.
Do you still need to post Marriage Banns? Lawd, please remove that hideous thought from my mind.
Or could it be another so-called Super Injunction?
Guido uses Twitter ink
http://twitter.com/search?q=Chris%20Huhne&src=typd
Aren’t most people three drinks/days in jail from being bisexual?
If the ‘drinks’ are bucket-sized measures of Absinthe, maybe.
I had fifteen pints and I’m only gay.
Hey righties. Wonder why you’re so hated? Could it be because you still represent racism, homophobia and greed?
The Right: legalising gáy marriage.
The Left: Didn’t legalise gáy marriage (you lot were too busy starting an illegal war that killed 150,000 men, women and children. And maybe 5 to 10 times that number maimed. But they were ethníc, so – hey ho! – you’ve wiped it from your consciousness.)
So you think Bliar et al (or should it be elal?) are the left…you’re just another fucking troll.
If Blair ‘et al’ were not voted in and supported by the Left, how the hell did he manage to become their leader???
True dat. How did Hitler become leader of the left too? Life’s little conundrums.
I’m a rightie and I represent none of those things.
Lefties seem to represent equality by bringing everyone to the lowest level and state sponsored theft.
Lefties are also, in my experience, the worst hypocrites to walk the planet.
I’m sure “Fuck you right wing Hunts” is a nice lefty though.
Sorry, that was meant to be “Hunts”.
Have a nice day.
+1000
Greed? My fave word!
Tell you what, let’s invade Iran and steal their oil. I had super fun doing it in Iraq.
Only in tiny minds like yours…
So the left are completely free from selfishness and all forms of bigotry? Ha ha ha ha ha. You’re the worst of the lot.
How on earth am I goingth to spendth all thith inhewited money!
Definition of a leftie?..either a silly uni kid seduced by Gerry Gobles Torchlight brigade (Hate not Hope) or an old Svengali lecturer who should be doing his job teaching but prefers to brainwash and sodomise said students instead. Anyway thicktoid, have you not heard? theres no left or right anymore, the world has moved on and realised that it was all smoke and mirrors to fool the sheeple that they had a choice of master.
I wouldn’t piss on a leftie, even if it was on fire.
The left: The ideology of peace.
Idealogy of piss.
Golden showers all round for the plebs.
Vote red, get fucked.
Good day to bury bad news.
Like my name?
Is this one of the tests for contestants on Have I Got New For You? I failed.
Is this one of the tests for contestants on Have I Got News For You? I failed.
Of course, Guido is attempting to take the mickey out of me.
He’s showing how, by redaction, you can make anything as misleading as you want, and that stories in the budgie cage liners, with removal of certain facts which they fear may spark litigation, are turned into complete nonsenses as a result. He’s implying that, post-Leveson Report, it’s all down to me.
You know, I had you for a wrong’un when you were before me, and you’re not doing much to change my mind…
Apparently we have a Ronseal Coalition
‘sticky brown, smells like shit, and murder to get rid of’.
I actually tilted my laptop screen to see if I could see the words with the light at the right angle.
Have you tried putting a candle behind it?
Yes but it set fire to my Y fronts.
Liar! Liar!
You can see it perfectly with 3D glasses
It is written in semen.
Alan Turing says:
Your comment is awaiting moderation.
January 7, 2013 at 5:04 pm
It is written in se men.
Fancy Dress Party
Come as a drink.
I went in my undies
Do you want to see “the words with the light at the right angle”? Turn your head, or the screen, ninety degrees!
Guido Fawkes ********************** large cucumber************** ladyboy**************with a **************** lesbian ************** BBC************ a turd*********** used condom*********
Is the first blank space really “operation crossbow normally uses a cucumber etc
I take a P please Bob.
If you’re a young person looking for work or a family whose living standards are being squeezed today’s government relaunch changes nothing
Chuck us some more of that spare money, Red Ed.
He’s got barrels and barrels of chocolate gold coins for you Benny.
A young person looking for work.. let’s assess their chances, shall we?
Ejoocayted by Labour (motto: “schools must not produce winners”) and thereby rendered unemployable. Oh dear. And competing against several million immigrants who were invited into Britain by.. Labour. Immigrants who are happy to work for next to nothing. Oh.. dear.
Britain’s youth. Labour really has left them well and truly.. spit-roasted.
███████████████████ █████ ████, to you Fawkes !!
His girlfriend is an AC/DC fan?
She blows both ways.
I wonder if she enjoyed a bit of fellatio.
Little things please little minds.
What a woman, the like of which we will never see again unfortunately. Having said that I always wondered how she kept her hair in place
Glue
“I always wondered how she kept her hair in place”
The same way she kept her Cabinet in place – it didn’t dare do otherwise.
Yes she is why your gas bill is gone up 800%.
It looks like Damian McBride’s CV.
Has anyone remarked that Vicky Pryce’s choice of barrister is Clare Montgomery, QC, who is joint author of a standard textbook on … fraud?
Why should one remark on that? VP simply happens to have selected one of the most brilliant advocates of her generation.
But Sticky Vicky is from a different generation!
Vicky Pryce knows all about fraud,she is the current squeeze of former MP for Rotherham,who had to resign his seat due to fraud.
Once upon a time I smashed my face into my keyboard and accidentally wrote the Conservative Manifesto for 2015.
You’ve done that one already.
It wasn’t funny the first time either.
Ah ! That explains your ugliness.
But nobody in the cabinet is earning over a million pounds Owen.
Once upon a time I smashed my face into my keyboard and accidentally wrote the Conservative Manifesto for 2015.
Sod this, I’m off to watch Pointless.
Aren’t you going to watch me make A Bigger Splash?
Now thats the sort of news the hacked off, ban free speech/thoughts and censor everything guys+girls have been waiting for!
Inspector Super Injunction:
I couldn’t possibly say M’Llud whether the accused was travelling at that time in a vehicle dressed in a drag outfit, and if he was at no time did he exceed 30 MPH, sitting in the back seat.
Eat the rich!
His trial is going to be overshadowed by Operation Bullfinch at the Old Bailey, starting the same day.
Why do they keep giving them names like Yewtree and Bullfinch?, puts you off gong for a walk in the countryside.
That’s if Dr David Kelly’s “suicide” didn’t put you off going for a walk in the countryside.
Never go for a walk alone if you’ve pissed off Nu Labia
How about Operation Turtles Head?
Or operation Free Sweets?
A friend of mine always wanted to be run over by a steam engine.
When it happened he was chuffed to bits.
Chap I used to know was something big in the Railways: got run over by a steam-roller. Now, he’s The Flat Controller.
OMG was he OK?
Apparently he was very depressed and flatlined before passing away. They will bury him tomorrow in an A1 Jiffy bag.
This redaction should remind those who wish to gag the press that the only people who will benefit are the corrupt political class and the old establishment if you have nothing to hide nothing to fear and any criminal or predjudicial by the press can be dealt with in the criminal and civil courts no nedd for any legislation Leveson and Cameron please note.
It is only a court listing for fucks sake.
The only times I have known any of these to be blanked are when children are involved.
David Cameron types always shits on North of England
Surely “David Cameron types always shit on ‘t North of England “
Not if he is really a soft southern shandy drinking poofter
odds on that the case is simply abandoned for some sham reason. Just like that Judge said on Twitter two weeks ago – allegedly
That is not the name he was born with you know.
Wasn’t there a car called Toyota Carina ?
He should drive a Mitsubishi Charisma
He should dr1ve a Mitsubishi Charisma
doesn’t he always leave his charisma in the car park?
Exactly !
“I love Carina, tell the world I do,
I love Carina, tell the world I do,
I pray every night, she’ll learn to love me too–
Carina, Carina…”
‘Got a Hoon that whistles, got a Hoon that sings’
‘But if I don’t have Carina, life don’t mean a thing.’
I changed my car horn sound to gun shots, people move out of the way much faster now.
Change it to a recording of you going on and on and on.
You would have the road to yourself.
Are you old enough to drive? and take it ████████████?
Breaking:-
Two presenters from 2Day FM just called The Priory and got through to a Mr.Rolf Harris.
Is Rolf working on the switchboard now ? How the mighty are fallen.
Yeah he sure was all over the papers at the weekend, Media Guido LOL
All this for speeding ticket. Ridiculous.
Yeah but you dont make allowances for the arrogance and hubris of politicians they think they are indestructible until this sort of thing jumps up and bites them in the arse.
It actually says – he is guilty as sin. – It is an open and shut case thanks to his former wife spilling the beans. However the wigs are attempting to protect Wiggette Con Brisco and a former bi-sexual who doesn’t want to be libelled in the Daily Mail.
After Bradley Wiggins Olympic success i thought i’d buy Seb a bike for Christmas
http://www.motorfun.biz/images/bicmov-anm-s.gif
Seb has separated from his wife.
How’s Billy Vague these days?
Sore i would think !
HOORAY! At last! A perpetual Motion Machine!
Huhne is a hoon.
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“Laurence Brass, an asylum judge and former Lib Dem parliamentary candidate, had bumped into Huhne in Westminster and tweeted afterwards: “Breaking news. Met ex-Energy Sec Chris Huhne in Commons, who confirmed that prosecution against him will be dropped next month.” Except of course CPS issued a statement saying this was not true!!
huhne desperately wants the libdem leadership and he won’t get it if he’s convicted. ++++Laugh++++
Mind I can’t see how libdems think they’ll do any good at the polls with him in the driving seat!!
Look at FibDem voters: they’ll vote for any kind of weirdo you can imagine.
Even if Huhne is found not guilty I fail to see how a man who has openly mislead the voters of Eastleigh into thinking he was a happily married man when he was not can really be trusted in democratic politics.
I think you must mean ‘misleaded’…
I think you fail to understand Lib Dem voters.
Thanks for keeping me up to date. Long live free speech
Well let’s face it free speech has had a shot in the arm with the advent of the internet and it’s now going to live a lot longer than it would have done if we had only had the dead tree press and leveson!!
Banks Reach Settlements on Mortgages:
http://nyti.ms/VK81oB
But Bank of America not out of the woods yet.
It matters little what ‘banks agree’. Unless they are governed by actual laws backed by the judicial system they will continue to do as they please. Therefore expect more bribery, fraud, corruption, interest rate rigging, energy price rigging, drug cartel money laundering etc…
Oh, and massive ‘bonuses’ for fleecing their victims, sorry, customers.
What nonsense. Mortgages and corporate bonds are proven unreliable – the cause of the crisis – so what is done? They’re accepted as cash equivalents.
Anyone with common sense sees how bad this is. Banks are saying they CAN’T meet real deposit requirements.
By defining mortgages & corp bonds as cash equivalent, banks are effectively being allowed to print money. ‘It’s cash because we say it is!”
Politicians, bankers and reporters are all part of a cabal that have turned democracy into a farce. Before breaking up the banks we need to break up the ruling British elite.
A GREAT FRIEND OF THE MILIBANDS ??
Didn’t saif deliver the Ralph Miliband Lecture on Democracy at the LSE just a little while before he embarked upon his ‘great adventure’ to annihilate democracy in lib ya?
Bunnies can and will go to France
Just like our Judge! Could not see past his self-interest.
The quote about “A lot of impertinent questions.” is quite topical.
Also topical is:
“Rotherham man sentenced to five months in prison for paying someone to admit speeding offence after advertising on Facebook”
http://crimeandjustice.co.uk/tag/scott-woodburn/
Getting there, but we are still waiting for the headline that reads: “Fugly Rotherham women banged up for exceeding her authority in removing innocent children from UKIP-voting citizens”.
More like bunnies can and have to go to court (we hope).
If there’s a super- injunction on huhne’s court case are we to assume that if he’s convicted that is also injuncted and we shan’t know the sentence?
Are you about Shrodinger’s Cat ? You’re usually the one that knows the answers to these thorny legal questions.
I do not know for sure. There is a super-injunction blog which publishes all this stuff but I have not looked at it recently. (I just have and it states it is closed for now.)
Since the case is listed, I doubt a SI exists.
Guido’s wish, like most of us here, is that we do absolutely nothing which could give grounds for the case to be dismissed. One cannot do other than to agree. H███e’s lawyers will plug at every possibility to get him off on a technicality. That must not happen.
i wuv U mr squiggly bottom.
Behind the bicycle sheds in five minutes.
Thanks SC.
M’Lud, I wish to draw to the Court’s attention the following recent entry in what is known, M’Lud as a ‘blog’… I’m obliged to Your Lordship. Exactly, as Your Lordship says, ‘a kind of cross between a Log and a Block’. Thank you, M’Lud. You will find the relevant passage… I am indeed most obliged to Your Lordship, but I think, if we might, we should leave out -for now – any distracting references to either Actresses or Bishops. The reference is on page 3 – I see Your Lordsghip’s eyes light up – page 3. I quote: “One cannot do other than agree. H****’s lawyers will oplug at every possibility to get him off on a technicality.” Who can this H**** be? I submit to your Court, M’Lud, that given this particular ‘cross between a Log and a Block’s’ former preoccupation with a former Defence Secretary, Mr. Geoffrey Hoon – to such an extent that it created the almost indelible impression that ‘a Hoon’ was a new kind of slang, patois, or argot, for a rather unpleasant word of similar length, popularly used for a particularly silly or vexing person, or a … Again, I am obliged to Your Lordship, particularly obliged. Indeed, exactly as the Learned Judge has said here, in his Court. Ladies and Gentlemen of the Jury, you will remember, I am sure you will long remember, that word which M’Lud with such clarity enunciated. Now, M’Lud, as everyone knows, my Client’s name begins with the same – aspirate if not consonant; my Client’s name is a monosyllable; my Client is … No My Lord (if I might presume to dissent from Your Lordship) I am not saying that my Client is, to paraphrase Your Lordship, ‘a Hoon’ – but that it has been published that a Defendant, whose name begins with ‘H’, and has very few letters thereafter, has a case that his Lawyers (so the Defendant is a Male, with a name of four or five letters, the first of which is ‘H’, and has been frequently mentioned on a ‘blog’ which had a particular animadversion … No, M’Lud: nothing to do with Animals or Perversions… a particular quarrel with a former-politician called Hoon, now presumes to declare that ‘his lawyers’ must ‘plug at every possibility’ insinuating ‘uphilll work’, ‘to get him off on a technicality’ – insinuating even more forcibly that my Client’s case is so hopeless, the issue so pre-determined in favour of his guilt that only some tiny wrinkle, hitherto unnoticed, in the majestic fabric of The Law could provide for his acquittal. My Lord, I suggest to this Court, that this ‘blog’ removes at a stroke, a key-stroke even, the presumption of innocence to which my Client is entitled. The ‘blog’ in question goes on to say (Page 4. M’Lud): ‘That must not happen’. My Lord, you no doubt will wonder with far more astonishment than I that a ‘blogger’ could utter such a determined Contempt of Your Lordship’s Court. He has at once vitiated our ancient principle of ‘presumption of innocence’ and proclaimed his intention of thwarting the course of Justice!
I’m sorry, My Lord. I didn’t quite catch…
I am obliged to Your Lordship.
New rules on Crown Court pre-trial hearings
Practice Direction: Crown Court Plea and Direction Hearings; Lord Taylor of Gosforth, Lord Chief Justice; 25 July 1995
New rules establishing plea and directions hearings (PDHs) in the Crown Court now apply to all cases (other than serious fraud) in Crown Court centres which have notified magistrates’ courts that such hearings have been introduced. At the PDH, pleas are taken and, in contested cases, prosecution and defence must assist the judge by identifying the key issues and providing any additional information required for the proper listing of the case.
…
The defence must supply the court and the prosecution with a full list of the prosecution witnesses they require to attend at the trial. This must be provided at least 14 days prior to the PDH or within three working days of the notice of the hearing where the PDH is fixed less than 17 days ahead.
For all class 1 offences, and for lengthy and complex cases, a case summary should be prepared by the prosecution, to assist the judge at the PDH by indicating the nature of the case and focusing on the likely issues of fact and/or law. All class 2 cases should be scrutinised by the prosecution to determine whether such a summary is appropriate.
The PDH should normally be held, and orders made, in open court with all defendants present. It should normally be conducted by the trial judge or such judge as the presiding judge or resident judge shall appoint, but in cases in class 1 or 2 or serious sexual offences of any class against a child it should be conducted by a High Court judge or circuit judge or recorder to whom the case has been specifically released in accordance with the directions for the allocation of business within the Crown Court (see [1995] 2 All ER 900, [1995] 1 WLR 1083) or by a directions judge authorised by the presiding judges to conduct such hearings.
At the PDH, arraignments will normally take place. If the defendant pleads guilty, the judge should wherever possible proceed to sentencing.
Following a not guilty plea, and where part or alternative pleas have not been accepted, the prosecution and defence should inform the court of various matters (fully listed in the rules), including the issues in the case, issues as to the mental or medical condition of any defendant or witness, details about the witnesses and the evidence in the case, any facts which are to be admitted and may be reduced into writing, any alibi, any likely application for child witness evidence to be given by live television link or prerecorded video, or for screens to protect the identity of witnesses, any technical equipment likely to be required, the estimated length of the hearing and anything else that might affect the trial.
The judge may then make such orders as appear to be necessary. Each party shall confirm in writing, at least 14 days before the trial, that such orders have been fully complied with.
The defence shall apply to the court for the case to be listed for mention if they are unable to obtain instructions from the defendant. If the defendant fails to attend court, the judge will wish to consider whether a warrant of arrest should be issued.
The rules came into force immediately.
I SAID I WUV U MR SQUIGGLY BOTTOM!!!!!
You were not there!
I WANT MR SQUIGGLY BOTTOM!!!
http://bit.ly/RCFmEe
I sincerely trust that there is nothing dishonest going on.
Don’t worry Keef – you’ll get your photo opp.
I’ll have you know, young man, that I have no interest in self promotion or personal publicity. My whole life is one of complete integrity. I am totally devoted to public service, working only for my consitutents and people liike me who are truly British.
Oleaginous liar.
Ah there you are,thought you were playing hard to get on this one,
No, no no! I really only watch this to see if there is a leak of my expected (and much deserved) knighthood.
you owe your position to HM,when republicans call,they can say who do you want as your head of state? Keith Vaz! For this service to the Royal family you do deserve something
Photo op?
Me first says Andy Hillsborough Burnham, over my orange face says Peter Hain, out of the way losers says Chukka Ummuna.
Come back to bed Keith…we’re still hard.
██████ me!
Pitty.
Cheeky boy.
Saw Miliband on News 24 tonight. He’ll never be PM, you just have to look at him and you think: “PM? Never in a million years.”
What on Earth were Labour thinking when they elected this utter clown as leader?
You really don’t like Ed do you Gooey?
Gooey is not alone.
Only the sicko duped Socialist Commie Marxist Union Nabobs like Militwat. Don’t tell them about his fathers history acting against the British people mind – they just won’t open their eyes to them ‘all’ having been suckered. Huh.
That ██████ muncher is going ██████.
Rug and Down?.
Not with that number of blanks. Banana and Postal?
That is disgusting…. next you will be telling me she is a fanny licker?? !!
Is the correct answer lunch and Dutch?
First word is carpet
FYI :
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2035261/First-public-outing-Chris-Huhne-bisexual-lover-Carina-Trimingham-left-Vicky-Pryce-for.html
Just shows how far we have from from May 2010, after all those Liebour redactions, we haven’t moved one step forward, time these politicians started getting their wages and “expenses” deducted, for being a load of lazy garbage.
At present politicians and other members of the elite are protected from the consequences of their wrongdoing, and receive a mere slap on the wrist for crimes that would get you or me put away for years. It’s like the Benefit of Clergy in the Middle Ages, when being able to recite the Lord’s Prayer in Latin would save you from the gallows.
Time not just to end this medieval privilege, but to reverse it. People in government should be punished more severely than us, not less, for abuse of office and betrayal of public trust. High rewards should be balanced by hard punishments. A conviction for gross malfeasance in office should carry the death penalty.
Your last sentence seems a bit harsh, You realise that this would result in the extermination of the entire Government of the UK?.
217 But look on the bright side: it would mean us being expelled from the EU!
Sounds like a win-win situation – what’s not to like?
Great stuff guido , the whole family have just enjoyed a round of Blankety Blank .
http://www.courtserve.net/courtlists/current/crown/sthwk_T130108.01.htm
ok….. I have been living on the moon for the past 6 months…. kindly explain the link
Well found, Anon. Respect.
Hear, hear… well found.
Court 23 earlier today, why no press present?
Typical judicial mafia looking after the elites.
http://www.simondarby.net/2013/01/liberal-credentials.html
Tuesday 8 January – tomorrow.
Let’s hope the Hon Mr Justice Sweeney is in an obdurate mood!
Nice work anon. Respect indeed.
Unveiling the document – which aides insist is not a relaunch of the Coalition – Mr Cameron said: “This Coalition is not a short term arrangement”
I think some here are living in cloud cuckoo land !!
Doomed you are f*cking doomed !!
Come one voters, come on voters
One pound policy, one pound policy
Have a, have a look
One pound policy
Very very good, very very cheap
One pound policy
Six for five pound, one pound each.
£1 Fish Man – One Pound Fish – O-Fish-Al Video
Aye, he needs hooked
Must be a warning to every wife…… get your arse out of the kitchen and make your man happy, a shot-off a day keeps the divorce away…….. lazy f*ckwits !!
The Teli back in May:
Chris Huhne’s secret mistress Carina Trimingham must take blame for deviant image
The bisexual lover of Chris Huhne lost a privacy and harassment claim yesterday as a judge ruled that a married MP’s “secret mistress” is a public figure and that she alone was responsible for her portrayal as a sexual deviant.
LOVE IT
Mail on Sunday referred to the “life and very different loves of the PR girl in Doc Martens” and described her as a “comedy lesbian from central casting”.
LOVE’n IT EVEN MORE!
“articles made her out to be a “sexual deviant” and an “ugly dyke””
DOES IT GET ANY BETTER?
“Carina Trimingham, 44, faces a legal bill of up to £1 million”
All for a shag of that vile little Huhne
Half a million per inch ain’t good value.
Meanwhile his ex, Vicky Pryce, is being serviced by that financial deviant Denis MacShame.
Nice place, the Westminster bubble…
I wouldn’t call somebody a ‘sexual deviant’ merely because they swing both ways. My grandfather had the highest respect for Vita Sackville-West, for instance. True, he always liked a snob, but (according to him) there was always true love in her multifarious relationship.
Violet Trefusis looked not unlike Mr Carina Trimingham, daughter of the Sage of Sussex.
Guido’s blog has turned into ” Have I got news for you ” . We need either Paul Merton or Ian Hislop to complete the redaction.
This has to be Guido’s worst ever day for stories.
G u i d o doesn’t like it up him.
I love a bit of red-on-red action.
Take the money-back guarantee and go elsewhere
Looks like the US is dropping support for !srael after all:
http://rt.com/usa/news/paul-foreign-aid-israel-518/
- Hagel nominated by Obama.
Remember !srael is an adolescent state.
And the chosen ones, through genetic/gene barrier practices (some say Eugenic) are known to have femised brains i.e. higher than average verbal intelligence, though not higher than average spatial intelligence (however, Nobel prize awards, per their ethnicity may put that statement in serious doubt).
Cutting a long story short. Women like nothing better thanwatching males (or out groups) fighting over them.
Think about it. This tribe could start WWIII without any compunction what-so-ever.
Just imagine if Huhne is innocent.
Quite right.
“Just imagine if Huhne is innocent.”
Then all the more sweeter.
Silly question, but the new model is hardly a trade up is it ?
He needed one with four wheel drіve.
Is this like Wheel of Fortune with redactable John Leslie?
That’s given me an idea!
Abi!
Greeting to all my followers. Apologies for not being around for a few days but I’ve been visiting my relatives on the planet Zarg. Unfortunately couldn’t get back to Earth on time because of delays caused by cosmic storms. Great hols and can’t wait to get stuck into Cameron at PMQs.
Well Yes Indeed! Wednesday’s PMQ’s will be the day when militwit floors cameron with his ‘frostie banning policy’!!
That went well. Almost guaranteed another five years in 2015.
I think we got away with it . . . !
I donlt now why they went to all that bother. All they have to do is put up posters with a picture of militwit and balls saying ‘do you really want this duo in no 10?’
A poster of the two ex-Eton and ex-Bullingdon Club boys smirking and sneering would be even more effective.
The Crown Court
at Southwark
Daily List for Tuesday 8 January 2013 at English Grounds, off Battlebridge Lane
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Court 23 – sitting at 12:00 PM
BEFORE THE HONOURABLE MR JUSTICE SWEENEY
SITTING AT READING CROWN COURT
For Hearing
T20127076 HUHNE Christopher
PRYCE Vasiliki
Order made under Contempt of Court Act 1981
http://www.courtserve.net/courtlists/current/crown/indexdailies.htm
Is there anything more before I pass sentence on the deceased? – I mean, “Defendant”?
Pamela Anderson Dancing on Ice 2013 Skate Off – Deliberate Wardrobe Malfunction
A cursory search of the internet reveals that the plastic is fantastic !
Savile?
It was good while it lasted!
Why would someone, if they were innocent, want to hush up the fact that they were appe@rng in court on charges of anything really??
Surely if you’re innocent you want to world to he@r what you have to say!!
The biggest problem for huhne is that he got himself re-elected to his constituency in 2010 with blatant publicity claiming he was a loving family man, a great husband and father.
He was already, as has been proved, having an affair elsewhere.
Whatever else the coming court case proves – his election campaign shows him to be an undoubted liar and to have deliberately misled voters.
Not exactly ideal material for the next leader of the libdem party which is already hitting an all time low ebb.
Sorry, nell, have to disagree with you here.
Being an undoubted liar and deliberately misleading voters are key requisites for being a FibDem MP.
Sorry, Karl, have to disagree with you here.
Being an undoubted liar and deliberately misleading voters are key pre-requisites for being an MP.
‘FibDem’. The clue is in the moniker.
The whacked off campaign should take the following as reality check:
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-asia-china-20929826
Unredacted article in the indy:
http://www.independent.co.uk/news/people/profiles/carina-trimingham-i-just-happened-to-fall-in-love-with-an-mp-8439827.html
Coo! That’s telling us. What a joyously detailed article. I recommend it to all puzzled redaers of this thread.
Thanks Anonymous,
I was looking forward to sitting through the trial.
If the Court listing though blanks everything out how will I know when the full trial is?
The verdict of not guilty was decided upon last year.
Its just the trial date that’s proving hard to nail done.
Heading says “Chris Huhne – I’m your father Guido”
Hubba, hubba.
Any more ludicrous and frivilous applications to the court ought to be deemed as an abuse of the court and viewed as being seen to bring the court itself into disrepute – Huhne must enter a plea and a trial must be set down at the earliest possible date – this matter has dragged on for too long and ought to have been brought to trial months if not a year ago. The defendant has been afforded more than enough time to seek multiple avenues to have the charge against him dropped. The Court has a public duty in respect of the charges and any normal member of the public transgressing the laws in respect of the charge would have been dealt with long ago.
Agree with you 100%.
Let’s just hope the judge is not so close to the square that justice is denied its rightful course.
It is not in Hoon’s interests to have this matter dragging for so long.
Hunhe – has been actively, knowingly, wilfully and deliberately dragging it out for as long as his legals can keep him from getting a conviction – for longer than 3 months. There are so many restrictions on people who have been convicted for 3 months and a day – does it make you wonder at how many other high profiles bent the system for political ends?
BTW The Crown Court and Criminal Justice System have been using promotional material in all Crown Court building suggesting to defendants that they ought to seriously consult their lawyers about the beneifts of making an early plea of guilty. The Courts as they say don’t take kindly to those who are subsequently found guilty when they have had every opportunity to enter an early plea … Ho Hum.
Your expertise in that field I do not doubt, and you are more than correct.
Plea bargain / deal making sounds like a move towards the commercialized form of (in)justice which operates over in the US.
Utterly reprehensible. It should be made clear that all that stuff means is:
Innocent until proven guilty, or guilty if you cannot afford the proceedings and take a nola contendere or other best offer to reduce possible jail time / hassle.
Definitely time to start withdrawing consent.
Agreed – The fleagals are out of control the ptb are out of control – plea bargaining like cr.edit card.s are an mAerican cancer being slowly introduced (induced) upon the unwitting public.
The US compensation culture led to what we are seeing now in the UK.
This really has damaged the justice system over there.
Perhaps in the UK they should go the whole hog and really focus on locking up minorities. Oh – wait – the skew to plea deals will cause that as the minorities will not have access to decent lawyers or money for fair justice. Phew, was worried there for a minute.
BW: Another one that has never needed real legal help.
The minorities have many funded charities, pro bono, or agencies that will help them. It is the vast majority of us that can not dare use the system. I tried and found out how corrupt it was. But even with it fully recorded and documented no one cares.
Self-interest means those that should help must stay silent. They might be the next to be targeted to silence them also.
I got you confused. Try NBW:…
@Anon: It is fine to make up a moniker
Hear what you are saying.
Removal of CFA shut off a lot of court access to many. The various pro-bono groups and so on you mention will eventually be run down by the system.
Eventually, unless super lucky with a pro-bono lawyer, the plea deal will likely be much better than whatever law school drop out you or the charity throws your way.
Very much to BW’s extremely valid points, justice for regular folk in the UK is being destroyed. I would refer you to Wolfe’s Bonfire of the Vanities and various NWA tracks for what is now set in motion.
The Lib dumps are now a party of green bedwetters who the british public will give their verdict on in due course.
Cleggover and his other windmill advocates are certain to become history in british politics.
What of Cammoron,well this PR character needs to wake up as to what his party has been all about for many years.
Does he not understand what the tories are all about or is he thick.
For you Davyy get this,alienate the traditional cons core vote and you are on a hiding to nothing.
From my point of view I look forward to UKIP reading your horoscope for you although you broadcast crap about them.
Frankly Great Brittain needs you and your partners like we need a hole in the head and that goes for Liebour too.
The three main parties in this land are nothing more than Quislings.
Lets vote for Huhne:
http://epetitions.direct.gov.uk/petitions/29193
He deserves it
http://www.bloomberg.com/news/2013-01-07/officer-accused-of-offering-news-corp-details-on-hacking-probe.html
Hunio
Who the hell is bothered about this liar and his so called sex life with his lesbo partner.
Let them get on with it as they please.
More to the point is did he attempt to pervert the course of justice by lying,that is what jury will decide,let’s wait for that decision.
Well, if he does get sent down, hopefully he will get violently violated several times before he is released. Not a fan.
Spot on, Saffron,
A very kosher NN tonight, Grant Shapps (aka Michael Green) chatting to Gavin Essler. I wonder where Emily is?
A Golden Opportunity exists to prove beyond doubt that the oft spoken of ‘seperation of powers’ actually exists…
I won’t be holding my breath.
*** Breaking News***
Shadow health secretary Andy Burnham wants to ban Sugar puffs.
Does he now ?
I think his latest idiotic outburst will get a Frosties reception.
I’m looking forward to my Defeatabix.
Inter▮▮▮▮▮▮ with a copper ?? Never !!
Pissing about with Hugh ‘Government’ Grant when they needed to concentrate on the threat on our streets. Pie Man.
Prezza should be arrested as part of Operation UTree along with Davidson et al., for interfering with a policeman.
Operation Gastric Band.
Deported one pound fish man was small fry:
That equates to somewhere in the “Tuna” of a million quid i saw it was sold to a
“Sushi Lestalaunt”
See the MSM are bulking or is that spinning up the troubles oop north again.
Don’t ya just luv these ‘spoiler’ stories – rupee is a past master at aiding and abetting the stablishment at ‘distracting to’ – over there! over there! – don’t look over here in our own back [Scotland]yard FFS.
Interesting article.
Worth looking at the picture: Multicultural family scene at a nice healthy gun show:
http://www.latimes.com/news/local/la-me-gun-show-20130107,0,5322047.story
Liberals : Be damned.
You want Huhne sanctioned? Like Andrew Mitchell was?
A significant donation to the policeman’s ball always goes down well.
Evenin’ all – and don’t have nightmares.
That ain’t arf a wonderful stratagem, Fawkes
Redact every word from the LibLabCon dorks
A gang of spiders would be hard-pressed to weave
All the webs those connivers spin to deceive
Redact everything and we all will win
No more lies and no more spin
Silent Bob will rule the planet
Ask what you like if you live in Thannet.
(struggling on the last line).
Want to make a protest? Can it.
We may as well all be de ad then, innit.
Think its time to go and bin it
And you’ll get a straight answer from my mum, Janet.
Courtserve.net
Daily listings 08/01/13
The Crown Court
at Reading
Daily List for Tuesday 8 January 2013 at READING CROWN COURT AT OLD SHIRE HALL
Court 6 - sitting at 10:00 am
THE HONOURABLE MR JUSTICE SWEENEY
Trial (Part Heard)
T20127084 BIELAWSKI Radoslaw P
43EU0477111
OKRUTNY Arthur
43EU0477111
SKOWRON Andrzez B
43EU0477111
KOWALCZYK Jacek
43EU0477111
T20127083 LEE Colin
43GH0240811
Not Before 12:00 pm
For Hearing
U20120475 PRICE Vasiliki & HUNHE Christopher T20127076 SOUTHWARK CROWN COURT CASE
Is this a dagger which I see before me, the handle toward my hand.
It was an illusion, in the play and here.
In every point twice done and then done double…
I was only saying the other day wasn’t I Glynnis that ●●●● ●●●● ●●●●●●●●● ●● a ●●●●●●●● ●●●●●●!
Why do most of them have foreign names ?
Because most of the people who live in this Country are now foreign?.
I would think USA can amble along for a while , its the EU data I am not sure about , keep your eye on coporate debt and socialised utilities , short term is probebely natural , but when coporate debt becomes filled , does it not then turn into inflation that hits the poorest countries in the eurozone hardest ??? and share price falls on indebedted companies ?? Barros says the euro is saved , I think Mr Draghi has a great deal more work containing and soaking up the debts , let alone what new borrowings he may be forced to do .
Like I say the data must be reliable , non of yer Labour off balance sheet type things. Basically just keep yer eye on all aspects at national and ECB
This is interesting:
http://english.pravda.ru/history/29-11-2010/115965-liberalism-0/
UK has seriously got to get it’s act together:
http://blog.thomsonreuters.com/index.php/how-key-currencies-compare-graphic-of-the-day/
http://www.cnn.com/video/#/video/bestoftv/2013/01/07/pmt-piers-morgan-gun-control-petition.cnn
This is not a test.
http://www.google.co.uk/imgres?num=10&hl=en&biw=1600&bih=799&tbm=isch&tbnid=KEphery9Sdm9VM:&imgrefurl=http://www.bohomoth.com/%3Fp%3D22223&docid=Ldm2x6n_fkpNqM&imgurl=http://www.bohomoth.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/12/0218hugh.jpg&w=370&h=272&ei=H83rUIn1Iuib0QXE1oHwBA&zoom=1&iact=hc&vpx=1025&vpy=156&dur=4603&hovh=192&hovw=262&tx=111&ty=76&sig=104338400368706334849&page=1&tbnh=146&tbnw=184&start=0&ndsp=33&ved=1t:429,r:6,s:0,i:87
http://www.dailyecho.co.uk/news/9287964.MP___s_partner_sues_paper_for_exposing_her_sex_life/
chris huhne sex scandal google
I just can’t understand why people keep banging on about being overrun with immigrants. We don’t have any at all in Chipping Norton. And anyway, multiculturalism is a good thing. I mean, Sam and I often have a chicken korma on a Thursday. Toodle pip!
How does someone become a “former bi-sexual”?
Hetero- and homo-sexual are what I guess we might call starting points from which one may depart. But surely by straying from one of those two extremes one becomes bisexual, a state that is irreversible.
Or am I missing something here?
BTW, is it true Ms Pryce is now in a relationship with Dennis McShane?
Are they both going to prison?
Why has Mr McShane not yet been charged with robbing me of my money?
I do not care who Ms Pryce is going out with.
All that concerns me is whether on the night in question she was driving this car at the times and places the Prosecution allege.
It is not a difficult question is it . Yes or no ?
I am very sorry your Honour for my non attendance in Court to represent Mr Huhne .
My Clerk looks at the Lists daily but unfortunately , whilst Mr Huhne’s case was correctly placed in the List someone had blacked it out completely so my Clerk had no way of knowing it was Mr Huhne’s case that was actually listed for hearing.
I think there is another problem here “Huhne” is not his real name.
As my Grandma used to tell me many years ago beware of men who change their names.
If Huhne is not his real name, then what is?
And if he selected a new name for himself (when he could presumably have picked anything he wanted) why did he pick such a ridiculous name as “Huhne”?
When this person resigned from his Cabinet position in which he was working tirelessly to save our financial bacon I have a clear recollection of him saying he wanted to work full time on clearing his name.
Today thanks to Mr Fawkes I learn this person wishes to try to have matters dropped behind closed doors .
On what grounds can the Hoon request this?
How much is this pathetic little pantomime costing us all I wonder.
I trust that arse Huhne will be relying on the ‘sword of truth and the shield of British Justice’? Let’s hope he gets banged up along with all the other queens.
+ lots…
then hung, drawn, & quartered……..slowly……ever so slowly
hello,
Why is it when registering on Ebay ,do they require a confirmation of identity ie credit card details or phone number That CAN AND WILL BE GIVEN TO ALIENS Ie THE UNITED STATYES OF AMERICA ??????????????
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/R_v_Huhne_and_Pryce
Just how long can it take to prepare such a simple case of perjury for trial in this country and what on earth has it cost. Presumably the aythorities are trying to find a way of presenting the weakest possible case from the available evidence so he gets off, returns in glory to the Cabinet and does even more harm.
Does all this fun mean there is another super-injunction of the go? I think I should be told.
Signed
Baffled
Chris Huhne. What a huhne.
He’ll be my bitch when he gets here.
I’ll teach him the meaning of bi-sexual.