January 6th, 2013

Guido’s Column in the Daily Star Sunday

Daily_Star_Weekend_6_1_2013In Guido’s Daily Star Sunday column:

  • Jim Davidson in the Carlton Club
  • Lembit the “bizarre” cloakroom attendant
  • Andrew Mitchell and scowling cops
  • Farage mocks Cameron
  • Francis Urquhart goes to Washington with a Hollywood star
  • “Common Purpose” in Parliament
  • Is Chuka too grand and too vain?

Plus, no Prezza! 


60 Comments

  1. 1
    No mosks or sinnergogs in North Wales says:

    Welcome. Please scan your first item.

    • 10
      V1le Labour ruined my Country says:

      Nothing about all the Labour multimillionaires then?

    • 14
      Spare me the sob story. You cheated the electorate and your wife. YOU UNTRUSTWORTHY HUHNE says:

      So how does Carina Trimingham falling in love with the Huhne make their adultery and deceit OK?

      • 25
        Where are Tony Blair's Expenses says:

        What attracted her to the multi- millionaire cabinet minister

        No mention of the woman she walked away from to set up with Huhne

        Don’t spare any sympathy for Pryce she was more that happy to go along with Huhne’s activities as long as she was part of ” power couple”

        Her legal bill is £250k and rising – she keeps forgetting she was a gossip columnist herself it seems unlikely she will win an appeal.

        She states she wants nothing to do with politics; that didn’t stop her sending out her CV to various PR companies stating she had direct access to cabinet ministers. I think the Law Degree came when she realised she was unemployable

  2. 2
    Kebab Time says:

    And well worth £1 , Opik story made me laugh a lot :)

  3. 3
    you weren't the first says:

    no sane person buys this rag surely

    • 6
      No mosks or sinnergogs in North Wales says:

      Not a chance where Dirty Desmond is concerned

    • 15
      wibble says:

      I always read the Guardian where they give everybody a free gingerbread house to live in.

    • 59
      Protect the penguins and sheep from Latin teachers says:

      Tits on Sunday – Daily Sport I hear you ask – haven’t got a clue if it still going.

      But “tits” spotted can be allegorical, ey all?

      Fine work Guido.

  4. 5
    The Pretentious Prick Posing as PM says:

    I’ll tell you what! – I’ll still be your PM in 2020! What?

  5. 7
    Owen Jones says:

    Osborne “I’m giving up child benefit” But how much did he give himself & his family when he cut top rate of tax to 45%? http://www.guardian.co.uk/politics/reality-check-with-polly-curtis/2012/mar/22/budget-2012-georgeosborne

    • 8
      No mosks or sinnergogs in North Wales says:

      Ignoring the fact that the greedy twat, who belongs to a party which despises state handouts, sees fit to claim this benefit. Like Cameron claiming DLA for his son.

      Utter hypocrites.

      And why didn’t Osborne stop claiming as soon as he thought of the policy, instead of waiting for the deadline?

      • 18
        Jay says:

        Well said! And why has Gideon got away with nicking a paddocks worth and isn’t inside for fraud?

    • 9
      Oh do fuck off you sniveling little marxist turd says:

    • 16
      a non says:

      An article from Thursday 22 March 2012.
      Come on Owen. You must be able to do better than that shurley!
      Drowning men clutching at straws perhaps.
      Bet you even think freezing benefit payments would have been better than a 1% cap.
      Mathematics never was your strongest point.

    • 35
      Owen Jonesy says:

      Mummy! Mummy! What does “Obnoxious Little Shit” mean?

    • 46
      Living in 96.98 percent white Merseyside says:

      My benefits are secure thank goodness. I’ve been spending some of them on Amazon today. They hardly pay any tax and there’s no VAT on books. Ha Ha Ha.

  6. 17
    A Double Whammy says:

    If sex out of wedlock is against the teachings of the Bible why are homosexual Bishops having sex? Then there is the small matter that homosexual sex is also against the teachings of the Bible.

    Spank the Bish, Bish.

    • 19
      Blind Pugh says:

      Can you quote an authority for that proposition?

      • 23
        Lot says:

        Genesis 19:1-11

      • 24
        Leviticus 18:22 says:

        “Do not practice homosexuality, having sex with another man as with a woman. It is a detestable sin.”

        • 49
          Abdel from Tooting says:

          I think you have added the word “sin” because it is not in my version but the word “detestable” is.

          The original text is sometimes translated in English as “loathsome” or an “abomination” .

          Whilst all of these words in English fall short of a total ban you are on lot stronger ground with Leveticus 18.29 which states that anyone doing this or other “detestable” acts should be “cut off” .

          However what is your authority against all female marriage ?

      • 26
        1 Kings 14:24 says:

        And there were also male cult prostitutes in the land. They did according to all the abominations of the nations that the LORD drove out before the people of Israel.

      • 27
        Romans 1:18-32 says:

        That is why God abandoned them to their shameful desires. Even the women turned against the natural way to have sex and instead indulged in sex with each other. And the men, instead of having normal sexual relations with women, burned with lust for each other. Men did shameful things with other men, and as a result of this sin, they suffered within themselves the penalty they deserved.

      • 28
        1 Corinthians 6:9-11 says:

        Those who indulge in sexual sin, or who worship idols, or commit adultery, or are male prostitutes, or practice homosexuality, or are thieves, or greedy people, or drunkards, or are abusive, or cheat people-none of these will inherit the Kingdom of God.

        • 50
          Abdel from Tooting says:

          Interesting.

          It seems you are citing clear authority for saying if you partake any of the sexual acts listed a man will not get through the Pearly Gates.

          But this is so whether Cameron’s lot pass a law or not so perhaps a simple solution would be to mailshot warnings to every male in the land.

          Interestingly Corinthians 6/9 offers no missives about Lesbians.

          What biblical authority do you rely upon against this?

      • 30
        1 Timothy 1:8-10 says:

        Now we know that the law is good, if one uses it lawfully, understanding this, that the law is not laid down for the just but for the lawless and disobedient, for the ungodly and sinners, for the unholy and profane, for those who strike their fathers and mothers, for murderers, the sexually immoral, men who practice homosexuality, enslavers, liars, perjurers, and whatever else is contrary to sound doctrine .

      • 31
        Jude 7 says:

        And don’t forget Sodom and Gomorrah and their neighboring towns, which were filled with immorality and every kind of sexual perversion. Those cities were destroyed by fire and serve as a warning of the eternal fire of God’s judgment.

    • 36
      PC Dave says:

      My new Gay Marriage legislation will solve the problem of the lovely new k weer Bishops sodomizing each other out of wedlock.
      P.S. So glad the C of E is still keeping wimmin in their rightful second class clergy status.

    • 37
      Bishopricks says:

      The Bible is Bollux

    • 41
      oddly helpful says:

      The often-reliable authority on such matters, Sir Stephen Fry, has referred to ‘intracrurial intercourse’ as an appropriate solution, not least for bishops not wishing to be defrocked.

  7. 21
    Where are Tony Blair's Expenses says:

    We are heading to economic oblivion with this energy policy.

    Our corrupt political system is allowing a minority political group ruin what is left of the UK economy whilst the rest of the world laughs at us.

    http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2257826/Why-IS-Britain-pay-110billion-enter-new-Dark-Age-A-damning-indictment-new-Green-friendly-Energy-Bill.html

  8. 33
    Poor people says:

    Prime Minister – with the price of fuel now we can’t even afford to heat our food…

  9. 47
    Blowing Whistles says:

    3 big Queries to ponder

    All three political parties .ughh no start again:- The Government AND the Opposition are as ONE over:-

    1. Gay Marriage
    2. The EU
    3. Climate Change

    Yet day in day out; they and their spinmeisters across the MSM try to sell the public that they Government & Opposition are at odds with one another … funny that really innit? So who really are the dark actors in the background setting the agendas for the political actors and hacks to ‘sell on to the public?

  10. 54
    Protect the penguins and sheep from Latin teachers says:

    No agies this week – how could you? My argie friends are quite disappointed.

    This is a PR disaster, Guido.

    And to make me even disappointed Guido, I am sure you have ate several tins of argie beef in Frey Bentos cans, via Uraguay, for a corned beef and heinz baked bean hash? No?

  11. 60
    Dirty Des says:

    The front page story tells us that someone who knew someone who knows someone famous, did something that everyone does.


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Rod Liddle on the loony UN sexism special rapporteur:

“There is more sexism in Britain than in any other country in the world, according to a mad woman who has been sent here by the United Nations.

Rashida Manjoo is a part-time professor of law at Cape Town University in the totally non-sexist country of South Africa (otherwise known as Rape Capital Of The World).

Mrs Magoo has been wandering around with her notebook and is appalled by the sexist “boys’ club” culture here, apparently.

I don’t doubt we still have sexism in the UK. But is it worse than in, say, Saudi Arabia, d’you think, honey-lamb? Or about 175 other countries? Get a grip, you doolally old bat.”



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What’s he been doing FFS, mining bitcoins?


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