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Ed Balls stretches credulity by claiming he isn’t ambitious…
“I would love to be part of Ed’s Labour government but what I do next for me is not an all-consuming passion. I’m more bothered, in a personal sense, about getting to grade 8 piano by the time I’m 50.”
Ned Flanders – Clegg
Lisa Simpson – Natalie Bennett
Milhouse – Hilary Benn
Martin Prince – Andy Burnham
Edna Krabappel – Luciana Berger
Crazy Cat Lady – Glenda jackson
Comic book guy – John Prescott
Carl – Chucka
Lenny – Philip Hammond
Willie – Eric joyce
Poochie – Gordon Brown
Reverend Lovejoy – Tony Blair
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Nothing about all the Labour multimillionaires then?
Wot? Me?
let me look…
So how does Carina Trimingham falling in love with the Huhne make their adultery and deceit OK?
What attracted her to the multi- millionaire cabinet minister
No mention of the woman she walked away from to set up with Huhne
Don’t spare any sympathy for Pryce she was more that happy to go along with Huhne’s activities as long as she was part of ” power couple”
Her legal bill is £250k and rising – she keeps forgetting she was a gossip columnist herself it seems unlikely she will win an appeal.
She states she wants nothing to do with politics; that didn’t stop her sending out her CV to various PR companies stating she had direct access to cabinet ministers. I think the Law Degree came when she realised she was unemployable
Sorry, the Daily Star is too intellectual and upmarket for me.
Dandy?
http://www.comicsuk.co.uk/annuals.php?ComicTitleID=51
And well worth £1 , Opik story made me laugh a lot
They read nothing else in Trieste, you know…
Bonjourno!
for fuck’s sake 81lly, you are a complete huhne
Has your Mummy said that you can use her computer?
Your have responded to the wrong post.
Bugger what Guido says, what were the tits like?
KT and SC, a right pair of tits.
Yeah!
…and that just leaves you as the sucker.
I wouldn’t touch yours with Βilly’s.
Nobody but me has touched mine in a long time
And can u blame them Billy? L
And can u blame them 8illy? L
no sane person buys this rag surely
Not a chance where Dirty Desmond is concerned
I always read the Guardian where they give everybody a free gingerbread house to live in.
Tits on Sunday – Daily Sport I hear you ask – haven’t got a clue if it still going.
But “tits” spotted can be allegorical, ey all?
Fine work Guido.
I’ll tell you what! – I’ll still be your PM in 2020! What?
The body of evidence says you won’t be around long at all.
Osborne “I’m giving up child benefit” But how much did he give himself & his family when he cut top rate of tax to 45%? http://www.guardian.co.uk/politics/reality-check-with-polly-curtis/2012/mar/22/budget-2012-georgeosborne …
Ignoring the fact that the greedy twat, who belongs to a party which despises state handouts, sees fit to claim this benefit. Like Cameron claiming DLA for his son.
Utter hypocrites.
And why didn’t Osborne stop claiming as soon as he thought of the policy, instead of waiting for the deadline?
Well said! And why has Gideon got away with nicking a paddocks worth and isn’t inside for fraud?
What a twat.
An article from Thursday 22 March 2012.
Come on Owen. You must be able to do better than that shurley!
Drowning men clutching at straws perhaps.
Bet you even think freezing benefit payments would have been better than a 1% cap.
Mathematics never was your strongest point.
Mummy! Mummy! What does “Obnoxious Little Shit” mean?
My benefits are secure thank goodness. I’ve been spending some of them on Amazon today. They hardly pay any tax and there’s no VAT on books. Ha Ha Ha.
If sex out of wedlock is against the teachings of the Bible why are homosexual Bishops having sex? Then there is the small matter that homosexual sex is also against the teachings of the Bible.
Spank the Bish, Bish.
Can you quote an authority for that proposition?
Genesis 19:1-11
Matthew 16:23, Luke 4:8
“Do not practice homosexuality, having sex with another man as with a woman. It is a detestable sin.”
I think you have added the word “sin” because it is not in my version but the word “detestable” is.
The original text is sometimes translated in English as “loathsome” or an “abomination” .
Whilst all of these words in English fall short of a total ban you are on lot stronger ground with Leveticus 18.29 which states that anyone doing this or other “detestable” acts should be “cut off” .
However what is your authority against all female marriage ?
And there were also male cult prostitutes in the land. They did according to all the abominations of the nations that the LORD drove out before the people of Israel.
That is why God abandoned them to their shameful desires. Even the women turned against the natural way to have sex and instead indulged in sex with each other. And the men, instead of having normal sexual relations with women, burned with lust for each other. Men did shameful things with other men, and as a result of this sin, they suffered within themselves the penalty they deserved.
Those who indulge in sexual sin, or who worship idols, or commit adultery, or are male prostitutes, or practice homosexuality, or are thieves, or greedy people, or drunkards, or are abusive, or cheat people-none of these will inherit the Kingdom of God.
Interesting.
It seems you are citing clear authority for saying if you partake any of the sexual acts listed a man will not get through the Pearly Gates.
But this is so whether Cameron’s lot pass a law or not so perhaps a simple solution would be to mailshot warnings to every male in the land.
Interestingly Corinthians 6/9 offers no missives about Lesbians.
What biblical authority do you rely upon against this?
Now we know that the law is good, if one uses it lawfully, understanding this, that the law is not laid down for the just but for the lawless and disobedient, for the ungodly and sinners, for the unholy and profane, for those who strike their fathers and mothers, for murderers, the sexually immoral, men who practice homosexuality, enslavers, liars, perjurers, and whatever else is contrary to sound doctrine .
And don’t forget Sodom and Gomorrah and their neighboring towns, which were filled with immorality and every kind of sexual perversion. Those cities were destroyed by fire and serve as a warning of the eternal fire of God’s judgment.
So how can a Bishop preach the Bible when he does not believe the Bible?
Can a leopard change its spots?
I would never have guessed there were so many biblical scholars on this site!
My new Gay Marriage legislation will solve the problem of the lovely new k weer Bishops sodomizing each other out of wedlock.
P.S. So glad the C of E is still keeping wimmin in their rightful second class clergy status.
The Bible is Bollux
Why is the Bible Bollux?
Please explain.
The often-reliable authority on such matters, Sir Stephen Fry, has referred to ‘intracrurial intercourse’ as an appropriate solution, not least for bishops not wishing to be defrocked.
We are heading to economic oblivion with this energy policy.
Our corrupt political system is allowing a minority political group ruin what is left of the UK economy whilst the rest of the world laughs at us.
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2257826/Why-IS-Britain-pay-110billion-enter-new-Dark-Age-A-damning-indictment-new-Green-friendly-Energy-Bill.html
As ever the left want to turn us all into slaves of the state.
Prime Minister – with the price of fuel now we can’t even afford to heat our food…
Eat gazpacho then…
Exactly.
eat slugs n a path, you plebs.
3 big Queries to ponder
All three political parties .ughh no start again:- The Government AND the Opposition are as ONE over:-
1. Gay Marriage
2. The EU
3. Climate Change
Yet day in day out; they and their spinmeisters across the MSM try to sell the public that they Government & Opposition are at odds with one another … funny that really innit? So who really are the dark actors in the background setting the agendas for the political actors and hacks to ‘sell on to the public?
No agies this week – how could you? My argie friends are quite disappointed.
This is a PR disaster, Guido.
And to make me even disappointed Guido, I am sure you have ate several tins of argie beef in Frey Bentos cans, via Uraguay, for a corned beef and heinz baked bean hash? No?
The front page story tells us that someone who knew someone who knows someone famous, did something that everyone does.