Congratulations are in order, Media Guido hears, for 47 year-old former Sunday Mirror editor Tina Weaver and 51 year-old former Mirror editor Richard Wallace who are expecting a child together. Seems they’ve been busy since their joint sacking in May. How about Brian for a boy?
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Andrew Pierce on Ed Balls…
“Porky Shadow Chancellor Ed Balls sweet-talked guests at a fund-raising dinner by saying if he wasn’t a politician, he would be a chef. That’s not surprising, since he was accused of cooking the Treasury books when he was Gordon Brown’s boot boy.”
Bloody foreigners, coming over here taking all our twitter followers
Hubba hubba.
SACKED JOURNOS’ SECRET LOVE CHILD
Was this photo taken just after he had finished impregnating her, dear?
Ha ha, mate. What the fuck’s a “Media Guido” when it’s at home, son?
I’m guessing at some ponced-up, Rosé-swilling, bouffant lardy-boy with a penchant for girly, gossipy stuff but I could, unfeasibly, be wrong.
No, I think you summed it up accurately.
“Inane tosh of no interest to anyone anywhere” is another accurate description.
If this is of “no interest” to anyone then why are you pair of five quid rent boys reading it on this site?
Five quid for a rent boy?
It’s below the minimum wage, pure child abuse!
Ha, ha – relly made me laugh
Another sprog born into a family where no one works.
This government try to micro manage policy for political advantage but fail to look at the over all picture. Because of this it ended up messing up its political strategy. For e.g.
1) Old people. They regularly use the health service and go and visit friends in hospitals. They are upset as service is falling and waiting time going up.
2) Middle class with kids. They are upset as child benefits are cut to them while some earning more and others who contributing less than them are getting it.
3) Poor. Benefits they receive has been reduced, some will be forced out of their homes, lots of them will end up paying council tax from Apr 2013.
4) Middle class without dependent children. These people will now afford to put money into their pension pot but tax deduction on pension has been reduced.
Each of this group support what government does to the other group but pissed off with what government has done to them. There is no one in this government taking a helicopter view about winning the next general election or even having the ability to form coalition government.
Classic example is Cameron policy on EU, he is all for further integration of EU and wants a seat in EU but doesn’t want UK to abide by integration. Cameron says he wants to bring back powers from EU but wants countries to give EU more power. He lost support from both pro and anti EU supporters.
It’s certainly perplexing. I’m certainly all for people on benefits being kicked out of ‘their’ house, if it’s a million quid pile in Chelsea. And I don’t give a hoot about them having to pay Council Tax like the rest of us, either. As you say, it will delight people, but annoy others.
Where Cameron has gone catastrophically wrong, IMHO, is foreign aid. Even he seems to sense this, because he occasionally goes out of his way to try (and fail) to justify it. The most recent horror to come from his feeble mind was the decision to splurge £2billion on wind farms for Africa. Given that we don’t manufacture wind turbines, how does that money help our economic recovery? AND – and this simple fact escaped Cameron’s feeble mind – if you’re blowing £2bn on windmills for Africa, plus the other £10billion or so annually on foreign aid (to countries with nuclear weapons and space programmes, and Iceland, FFS), nobody, no one at all, is going to accept that their local services have to be cut because “there’s no money left”.
It just won’t wash. Cameron is either the most cretinous PM we’ve ever had, or he actually wants Labour to win the next election. Either explanation is equally frightening.
Excellent analysis. Respect!
To win a general election one should get most voters to vote you, especially when you weren’t able to win a majority last time. Cameron had gone and pissed off even the lot who voted him last time.
To make things worse Clegg joined Cameron and pissed off more than 50% of voters who voted for his party last time; they have deserted LD. Then there is UKIP attracting dissatisfied Conservative voters.
Rather than using the fuck up Labour caused and keeping them out of government for a generation; Cameron, Osborne and Clegg seems intent on making sure UK ends up with a Labour government for a generation.
There is hardly anything more upsetting for parents or grandparents than someone nicking their kids or grandchild’s pocket money or university fund.
Around one million families will be affected, I wonder how many million voters Conservatives will lose because of it. Even if it is two million votes, it will cost around 20% of the votes conservatives got in the last general election.
Most real people like to plan their lives. So when the government takes away something they had relied on, it leaves a bitter taste. Whatever the right of wrongs of a benefit, or tax, it is the change that is the vote killer.
What ever happened to governments that plan long term and phase in changes or have transition periods. That can not happen because the problem is immediate, yet the spending goes up on their own pet projects.
We are down to selfish survival politics.
Thank goodness my benefits are as solid as the Rock of Gibraltar.
Just done a bit more shopping on Amazon.
curious case of the gay clergy, now accepted by the church of england. someone should tell them, some things are best kept private? but then that is demanding rather than accepting.
OH PLEASE LET THEM HAVE SOME PRIVACY!
keep dreaming
hey, what about me! but yes, keep on dreaming
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May I say The Wail on Sunday has a different editorialship to us – we are more fucked up, and proud of it.
May we butt in? May I say we mainly report on commie issues, honest.
visit metart dotted com for fine real totty, comrades, with all three sets of lips in the open.
Morning Star reporters, going about their work, ironically on the payroll – no interns here in true commie land,
RT reporters get their kit off too, as quick as a flash, if they like you, Huw hugh pugh barmey mcgrew,
and for our youngers viewers that are confused by my alternative Trumpton quote,
yeh, ACCCIIIIIIID
Fuck me! The You Tube spammer’s back!
Christ, she is hot, isn’t she? What the fuck is she doing with that Picasso oil painting? If ever there was a male back of a bus, he is it.
…but there again, maybe he has a nine inch dick – what are we to know?
WHARRRT? leave me alone Vicar.
Guido has been kind and chosen the most attractive photo in comparison with others available. Good luck to her after having sold her soul to succeed in the media.
{47 is not the ideal age to be pregnant [ if it's her first]}
The warp has been run into her weft…
???
You have to know something about weaving…
#not-as-good-when-you-have-to-explain-it
#what-happened-to-all-this-education-that-Labour-did
It was too shuttle for him.
There’s danger looming, Taki…
I try not to be crochety but the lamé excuses, flannel, fulling around and sheer dimity looms up when I am napping and sends me ballistic…
All of this assumes Guido didn’t make the story up out of whole cloth.
Not…
…a rent seeker?
My parents were well into their 40′s when they had me in 1953…..
Menopause gone wrong?
47!!! good flipping grief. Is it her first one? And if so, whose egg is it?
Sunny side up?
Polish like their eggs sunnyside up, Cat. ; )
…and they fuck like ferrets!
oh yes…………..
best blondies about Cat, I reckon. Thank the lord for immigration, is all I have to say. And I didn’t have to pay, they came aroundto my way of thinking for some free.
And they taste soooo nice…
but saying that, with 47, botox has got to be involved. Can she still wink, upsairs?
But saying that, Anne Robinson has had so much botox she can’t even wink downstairs these days, not that makes any difference to all.
You may, or may not, remember Alan Clark MP, ferocious pork sword gladiator, who said of girls under 25 (or so) that they were cunnilingual compatible.
Believe it, or not, I cannot find a single reference to this on the interwebs so this is my way of recording this fascinating snippet of information for posterity whilst indulging in pleasant airy persiflage with your goodself.
Yes I do – he used to make The Thatch giggly and wet in her seat, if I remember right. A right velvet tongued tory knob length he was.
But don’t get me wrong Cat, I liked the fella, for his cheek. His dad was a great historian though – gawd knows where Alan came from.
It must have been those long mornings with a crate of breakfast lager and Kilroy on the tele…..
In my 20s, I was introduced by a reprobate friend of mine to the joys of a full fried breakfast, washed down with Rosé wine. At first, I was horrified, but he insisted and I tried it.
The perfect compliment!
a cheap sherry warmed up with a couple of tins of heinz baked beans has got to be tried by all.
Bloody hell! Watch out for the after-burners…
shit until sunday with that, I found
IVF ?
Big Dick, Massive Wallet, large inheritance… and those are her attributes
If those are her’s, then he has got definitely got a python in his boxers.
some english here might need educating about female dicks. Hoodies? You could say that,
Ask a gynocologist if you are still confused, tories…
The Mirror on Sunday
She’s a little bit pretty, but at age 147 she is a little young for me.
Well, at least it isn’t Piers Moron.
His parents kept the foreskin and threw away the child.
Did you make that up all by yourself, dear? Whatever, it is mildly amusing *fiddles with keyboard* /0 *plays with buttons* <3 *tries once more*
Get the knitting needles out dear, there is one on the way…
Happy New Year, Elsie!
How’s the prolapse?
Thank you, dear! And the same to you and yours. Which prolapse were you enquiring about?
the one they had the get the lads from the firebrigade to shove it all back in. Remember?
Pelvic exercises luv, pelvic exercises.
Champagne socialism extremum ?
Fecks sake darlin “Specsavers “what the feck did she see in him ?
They both got the sack , but only he has emptied his
Go on! You did it. I know you did.
Hi mate trust you are well ?
Happy new year to you and yours
As I have already wished you and your Haddockess and whatever Haddockettes you have managed to produce, in pursuit of man’s most important calling, sir!
How about Milly if a girl?
You’re so yesterday – sadly it is April now, but of course, she comes from Wales, not your close London Slurrey.
I approve of the article in The Guardian about child abuse. Boaz.
Nah – he delegated the work to a sub.
Wow!….From being sacked, they must have both hit the sack together almost immediately…now let me see…May, June, July, August, September…..
Can’t afford the condoms.
Another press leak
brill.
or they’re both catholic? Lost their rhythm?
Labour are now trying to lose the 2015 election by promising guaranteed jobs to the long term unemployed
Never underestimate the stupidity of the public, especially Labour’s target voters.
bad idea you think? You must be one of these warped pervy minded tories, to state the bleeding obvious.
Thank god for the welsh assembly to buffer us from these institutionalised freaks of nature from SE Ingurlund.
Indeed
And you must be a total fuckwit Welsh twat Nutter
Now fuck off and play with your video clips you tit
MY! Last time I saw a tory get this excited about me, he turned his back, dropped his trousers and asked me please. I turned down his two hundred quid – I said, with true honesty, I like to fuck tories up the arse, so no charge.
Frankieeeeeeeeeee baby, wondered where you’d got to.
Are you well, sir?
Happy New Year and plenty of bronze mines to yer!
Son of Cod?? Mad F?
For it is he, Shirley!
Tiz time for a Christmas Spit Roast me thinks I’ll call Emily
I’m on!
Oh you are so witty LARD PRESCOTT, you tory – two hundred pounds please.
When I lived and worked in the london area, I had a habit, socially by total chance, on rail/underground stations, of bumpimh into mi fives, and they never look like you think, as I know, by fence sitting observation. Said the code word, and theu realised I was international, mi sixes, james bond double oh six and a half.
Wotername at London Bridge was the best, after work…
She could bang for Moscow
brrrmmmm brrrrmmmm Labours new policy initiative leaves the hanger , errrkk schreech its veering to the right ….. accelerating heading for its own poster bill board , cant find the brakes errreow , thump , bang tinkle tinkle ……. and its all over in less than 2 hrs Ed Milliband nowhere to be seen , circulating limos told to return to base , bill sent to congress house to be explained by union economist who implied it was no ones idea .
Nokia throwiing returns to Labour policy briefings …..
Brief.
For you..
HNY!
I try Mr Shodinger , I try
You are an OK guy nam!
I don’t fancy yours much Βilly.
Wasn’t me.
How do we know?
I do.
And that is enough…
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Thanks. But why?
Because it can be done?
Try a proxy sometimes. Clear cookies and use Ghostery. Also try an alternative browser. You need to use every trick in the book.
Another one looking to leave, don’tcha luv socialism:
Is Al richer than Chris Huhne or should that be Hunhe – if the Price is right! I liked the blog of ‘it-aint-over’ – seems that even the wigs are becoming biasedly desperate to try and help the bar steward wriggle off of the hook … Twas set for Jan 14th 2013 wasn’t it?
Am I sharpening up my public interest note taking skills?
A video, in which I lambaste him on the tax-dodging hypocrisy score, based on this deal:
http://www.billoreilly.com/video?chartID=556&vid=-760479706149925192
And I’ve also questioned why he sold it to a company based in a petroleum-industry nation, and funded by that nation, which has an interest in keeping America from developing shale oil and natural gas deposits in America through “fracking” which enviro-Nazis like Gore profess to hate.
And I also have questioned why Gore would want to sell what will essentially become “Al-Gorzeera” (A-J America), to a company which has broadcast laudatory programs about Osama bin Laden and his hatred of the US.
But of course, I’m just a right-wing extremist, so who cares what I have to say about any of this. The MSM is ignoring the implications of this story for the most part, and I should too, right?
a citizen journalism business valued at $500m.
….
has it not been copied, developed or enhanced, as yet?
My only question is
“Will they qualify for the full child Benefit ?”
I will give them millions, and make Chris Patten look like scrooge.
That video is inappropriate and racist as is this one:
Well said your Lordship, as the two Eds say the Government are victimising hard working people as benefit scroungers.
Well said Handy. Here is an interview of mine to balance things up.
http://www.flyingducks.biz/doreen/doreen_000001.html
The poor guy who had his hand amputated and a new one stuck on only told the nurse he “fancied one off the wrist.”
Jimmy Savile gave his body to science research, them years later this bloke complains to his consultant doc one day “my hand my hand, it does the most terrible of things, as if I have no control of it”…
…furthermore – Jeezuz all, seeing Michael Caine in a perm was the most frightening part of that film, I think.
Ok, listen in people.
I was just thinking how boring it would be if someone blogged about a couple having a baby. Then low and behold odiuG did it, zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz.
What next odiuG and Sarah Brown running away together?
Perhaps Guido has been reduced to Woman’s Own ?
What? You mean Guido only likes Women? Oh god! now I have to have a sex change!
the biggest news is the royal baby. the 2nd biggest news is the person who has copied the royal couple. everything else….does it really matter?…our managers pull all the strings. good health matters. does anything else?…here is hoping the best for everyone….in our globalised world.
We have just emailed David Cameron with this encouraging news.
“Cheer up. The first hundred years are the hardest.”
Argey burney sunny … still laughing at Frackin Hell
It’s quite interesting how the argen tin ians are harassing the cruise ships visiting their country to agitate over the fal kla nds issue and that that means cruise ships are increasingly going elsewhere.
Talk about shooting yourself in the foot!!!
For a failing economy they’re not very bright are they?
The Mirror have editors ??? Since when ?
They were no
fuckinggood.Five plus five is fourteen. Right ?
It was the same with the bankers’ bonus tax that they invented. It was going to be used for;
Youth employment initiatives
Business start up schemes
Building affordable homes
Cutting VAT
Capital equipment incentives
Replacing school building spending
…and keeping 50,000 Pilgrims away from their proper jobs
Talk about loaves and fishes.
The scheme would raise, um,er,um,um,er,er,er,erm, um
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-politics-17401158
And did they spend it on any of them? No !! Whilst in power, any money they managed to misappropriate they spent on themselves!
Doubting Thomas said,
I don’t believe big you.
JC said give you bread,
see load of bolox dough.
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oops, clicked wrong reply – see above. Apologies Daily Wail. Cheque in post, perchance?
£29.99 initial payment, plus £29.99 per month for ten months.
Plus VAT. Payments may rise without warning. You may cancel for payments at any time for a small one-off fee of £299.99 plus VAT plus a £29.99 administration fee. Fail to make any payments and we will break your legs. And take away your car. And house.
and they spam you until you die, since they know where you live.
James Delingpole photo in telegraph , should make you laugh , if your in need of one , after same money spent twice on new labour jobless initiative , goodness knows its was that way of accounting that got us into this mess. 1 for ploppy , 2 for banks equals growth.
Dave still not keen on starshmucks tax bill , tip of the icberg , oh and please dont build on green field and greenbelt , or any land recatagorisation shennanigens , this drenching should have at least taught you , it has serious consequences . besides still a lot of housing out of use .
Link?
(gets quill pen dips in ink pot on desk) got to telegraph , comments , then poltics and tra laaa
Delingpole’s a failed twat. Who needs a link to that?
Starbucks and Amazon have no scruples. They’re no match for a heavyweight like me.
When it comes to tax dodging – margar et hod ge is the absolute star . Nobody is better at it than she is. And according to her it is only a ‘little little little ‘ amount!
[31]In 1760 Mayer Amschel Bauer worked for the Oppenheimers he met up with General von Estorff after his father’s death he changed his name to the RedShield aka Roth/s/.child and their fami.lies have been in business ever since.
Oh btw the Mail reported last week that in the ongoing concern about the Gruniad’s dodgy financing – Bauer a German Media company are also sniffing around a takeover/buyout. well, well, well!
It was classic Liebour to promise to spend the same money twice. How wonderful they got caught so quickly.
What I want to know is where these new jobs are going to suddenly magically come from. Liebour’s plan needs a little fleshing out. There’s a big bit missing, between “confiscating another £1billion in tax every year” and “will create jobs for the long-term unemployed”.
I personally think that missing bit might be pretty crucial. Just a bit. I’d like to see that bit filled, with a solution that doesn’t involve “putting long-term unemployed people on the State payroll”, which, of course, is no solution to our country’s financial plight at all, but rather the cause of it.
They’re going to confiscate that £1billion from pension funds. Old hat – gordon already did that!
And then they’re going to create jobs out of thin air. OMG more local government non-jobs then!!
Labour are so predicatable in their incompetence!!!
JOHN BARROWMAN INJURED IN PANTO REHEARSAL.
Unfortunately, it’s not thought to be fatal.
Was he the front or back end of “the cow”?
Oh yes it is!
Thats me
Marco Pierre White
I thought it was Gabby Roslin
Filthy swine, that Wallace fellow. He’s old enough to be her father.
Such a fair young face needs a responsible gentleman to care for her.
I volunteer.
If you think that’s bad, what about God and the Virgin Mary? She was 12 years old, FFS! He was, what, about 14.2 billion years old? And did He get consent? No, no he didn’t. It was rape. A dirty old man raped a 12 year old girl.
No wonder He never shows Himself, he’d get 20 years to life.
some astrotheologists reckon that all abrahamic religions are based on astrology. Apart from that they are fiction.
Agreed. I didn’t write this song about her just to have some old tramp get her up the duff, FFS.
Wallace?
That’s what Millionaireband does then
Oh do tell. what does militwit do?
I’m still trying to work out what his purpose is in life!
He’s keeping his brothers seat warm until 2015
Our John knows his onion rings – and the way to Mount Tracy!
I bet that they have to extract the kid with a hydraulic lift
Her fanny must be as dry as a camels arsehole
I’m resenting that comment whilst rummaging around for the AquaLube.
lol @ this, dear *waves*
LMAO !! A BRILLIANT find, E
Before you can say, “You and me botha”, some advert GURU will be pushing this onto a well-worn tampon brand.
Music is lovely. Plus, it sells stuff. Listen……
Strangely enough, I heard Hawkwind doing this live at Stonehenge in 82, from several acres away, whilst trying to sleep under my Dad’s Ford Grenada Estate.
That can’t go without comment: Well done, sir. (Unless of course your parents pushed you you there. in which case please contact myparentscont understandme@selfpity.com
Great. By the time the kid is a teenager, it will have a couple of old pensioners to hang with.
Quality family time.
It’s good to have Mates, but not if they have a hole in.
Keep nagging to my daughter to start chucking them out, and she is only 22. Stop messing around I say. Never mind you are not married I tell her, make me a proud grandad. Marriage is a brain-washed modern fantasy, I advise her.
Yes, I tell her to open her mind, and legs.
Half man half biscuit – who is seeing the same ad as top as me, the footie one? But of course, it depends on one’s spying cookies in your cache, as I was explained about a while ago.
Bartodelli and Mancini, both italians discussing, but Bartodelli looks as italian as me, but it made me laugh them scrapping together. Set up maybe, but Bartdodelli has got my sense of humour, and he is only 22! Looks older,
Not Prescotts is it?
Nope, I was writing my aubo, aotu, life story, ‘Life of Pies’.
You do lurve yer feedophiles dun’t yu geezer?
The labour bandwagonistas can create jobs out of thin air. Oh the miracle of left wing politics. Only unhinged labour would create a job that lasts for 6 months and then dump them in the dole queue again.
Ed Balls – just how much longer can this fart last?
Lets be honest liam’there’s no money left’ byrne and bullyballs theneoclassic wotsit economist comedian are never going to produce credible economic policies.
I wouldn’t trust them with a 5 year old’s pocket money!!
Watched his ‘piece of drivel’ on CH4 news tonight – what was striking was his Rapid Eye Movement (REM) – it is a clear sign of someone lying through their teeth but unable to control their true darker meaning via their eyes.
Watch Ed B’s eye movement next time he gives a speech – REM is indicative of something.
wow…. how the f*ck did that happen?
I suppose all this means Richard Wallace is not a “Wally,” then?
(say goodnight, Irene…)
Looks like UKIP opened a new branch in Bolton.
Hopefully they can start splitting the Northern Labour vote now more than the Conservative. But that’s likely wishful thinking.
Bollton? Should have bought Fred Dinah’s house and his steam engines – they missed a big biggie big big big PR chance then.
oops, typos as you do – Bolton and Fred Dibnah even – got diverted by welsh rugger just starting on welsh telly,
Very good point.
You can starting hoping when they open a branch in places like Bootle and Toxtetj.
Toxteth.
All too late, as usual, this thread has run it’s course.
I, therefore, dedicate this clip to all Stevens, Steves, Stevies, Stephs, Stephans, whatever, wherever they are and whether they need a good spanking, or not….
What a waste of electricity.
Interesting to see Chad Wackerman in action before his balls had dropped, though.
*assumes the position*
Boston? Or was that another Steve?
oops, Brad, Delp, even.
sound. Cheers Cat.
How refreshing to stumble across a genuinely pro-Zappa tribute site! I and my buddies can download shitloads of Frank right here?
That is so AWESOME! This is HOT in Oregon, right now:
I’m more of a Badfinger man myself, and no, not in that way – behave! But I suppose it depends, if she is over sixteen.
sorry to depress your personal form of bubbled reality, the continuing story,
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-wales-south-west-wales-20907973
Nice tune, dear. Did you say, “what the Hell to these rickets”, and dance anyway?
could have been a typo – can’t be bothered to look back. Did you read your the news link, or are you arranging your dinner table foe visiting guests in Islington or Hampstead teeth, living in your closed bubble, well out of world reality?
this even, I posted, news link,
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-wales-south-west-wales-20907973
crappy arse.
For all fat-fuck blog-landlords, everywhere:
feel free, but make the most of it – the tories are about playing their games, again. Heard they are on the phone to google constantly, China like, let alone North Kore like.
My other attempt,
something went fucked in that recording in modern repeat on youtubby. It was originally recorded in twin mono, that is why Steve is quiet and PP Arnold belts it out,
You knows how to turn me on
U bans my name coz I gets tooo big for ur little bloggy thingy ??
Ur *personers* gets withered under my all-seein brains ??
I DOES have that effect on lesser humans , I spose , babes
Pfft .
Luv E x x
Darlin x !
We have not consummated this year , hun x
Are you up for it ? I am !
SC x♥x♥x♥x♥x♥x♥x♥x♥x♥x♥x♥x .
COOOEEEE , petal !!!
U’s already DRILLED me wiv ur Small Faeces soo no need to fiddle ur little pecker into life , I doesn’t think , honey ;(
E x x
COOOEEEE , petal !!!
U’s already DRILLED me wiv ur Small Faeces soo no need to fiddle ur little pecker into life , I doesn’t think , honey ;(
E x x
Funny , I can hear you in stereo !
Darlin , I don’t stir my pecker … it stirs me something like this but much bigger: ♥ ∩ ♥ .
Not just a Mae West reference but North South and East as well , hun .
When I’m with you it always feels massive , x .
But be careful what you say here – others may listen in when they shouldn’t , x .
Discretely
SC ♥ .
*idly, behave, By the way took me a good couple of minutes to find the star on my keboard. Christ, I do need spex now.
*idly, more goddess,
My aunt loved her, god rest her simple soul, Yes, sadly, my aunt Wendy was simply simple, the arse end of family genetics,you could say, but she knew incredibley could tell straight off good people about near us. They tend to have that capability.
*Tick-tick, whirr-whirr*
Suddenly See – like Kylie bach I do, but some of her is from my alleys, welsh, looks like this, and I will include more divererse Kylie bach o Nghymru, hanner,
Met her a couple of times. Tiny five foot, but staid in her drawers, I thought.
Looks like Germans have experienced a major data leak:
http://www.cyberwarnews.info/2013/01/04/huge-leak-of-intel-from-german-chamber-of-commerce-ahk-de/
Interesting stuff on Bahar Oil Fields (Caspian Region)
Gordon Brown is a twat.
can you expand on that, constructively?
Or are you tories are all name calling football terraced name callers now?
arse!
well that might be ‘difficult’
sold our gold at ‘brown bottom’
raided our pensions
sanctioned bullyballs £multimillion renovation of his offices so he even had a meditation suite etc
sanctioned mp’s claiming expenses like they were free sweets in a sweet shop
starved our troops of funds for equipment to keep them safe whilst at war
set up scheme to secretly channel taxpayers money to unions so that they could then channel £millions of it back to the ban kr upt labour party funds
brought in light touch regulation of the banks that led to disaster
promised to save the world but failed
promises British jobs for British people but failed
promised to end boom and bust but failed
I could go on but I feel sure you get the picture!!!
Gold? Are you an aztec? What is gold laying there?
Pensions? Tell the olds not to be so 1950′s never had it so good, and spread theie wealth to the kiddies.
jeezuz, could go on all night here…
Promise of no boom and bust? If you listened closely he would try to get bomm and busts – quite ironic with the yo=toing economy at the moment with that braincell generally known as Gergie Porgie puddin’ an’ pie Osborne. Triple dip soon, better men, and truely independent, say.
twat.
Good Lord gordon have you been at your scottish whisky?
That’s the weakest debate / response ever!!
“Gold? Are you an aztec? What is gold laying there?”
Gold. It’s a commodity. Brown sold 395 tonnes of it for peanuts. £7,000,000,000 down the toilet. And counting.
You might want to ask your maths teacher, tomorrow, what £7,000,000,000 is.
If your maths teacher was recruited under Labour, he/she’ll be able to google the answer.
“Gold? Are you an aztec? What is gold laying there?”
Gold. It’s a commodity. On the advice of Ed Ballsup, Mr Prudent Brown sold 395 tonnes of it for peanuts. After pre-announcing the sale. £7,000,000,000 down the drain. And counting.
You might want to ask your maths teacher, tomorrow, what £7,000,000,000 is.
If your maths teacher was recruited under Labour, he/she’ll be able to google the answer.
you fell into the trap, my friend – you took the bait from the end of my red fishing pole,
“How much has one got gold left, Ozzie?”
Trap? Was the question possibly who sold all the gold? Do you have a care worker or a psychiatrist looking after you?
And another thing- I like to believe that your comments are welcomed by all here, even if not agreed with, but can you please stop posting irrelevant youtube shite. It’s crap. Find a music site.
stun – what the country needs is you tory cu nts stop spreading misinformation and corruption and disinformation, youi cretins, dragging the actual people of our land down.
You are all a bunch of clubbed, masonic, golf, St. John, whaetever, bunch of social perverts. And I despair at you.
If Adolf did arrive here, you won’t be here now – he would have put you all against the wall and shot you, due to being socially unhealthy, and yappers of gums and don’t create wealt, while taking your gold fillings out – just holding on to your inherited wealth and think you know fucking better than the rest of us.
fume, pant
Ok, constructive expansion:
Gordon Brown is a fucking twat.
Adiabatic expansion:
Gordon Brown is a vagina.
Er no he isn’t. He’s nothing That useful!
Congratulations my arse. The money grubbing Hunt can go to hell.
I will never buy that bog roll that is Daily Mirror as long as I live. Weaver can fuck off and die of cancer for all I care.
kep buying The Spectator then – has as much circulation outside of inner fartbreath London as my grandmother’s legs, and she is dead, both of them.
This could only happen under an evil, baby-eating Tory Government
You mean non-revisionist statement of historical fact ?
Let’s face it labour are deaf blind dumb and brain dead.
They are suffering from denial about how their devastatingly bad 13 years in government have decimated our economy!!
68 pubs a week since about 2007 both parties are to blame
Labour for starting it with boom and bust and the Tories for as with everything else
failing to address the issue
there is probably twice as many curry houses than there are pubs now , up our end most of the ex pubs are now Indian food outlets
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PS notice i didn’t use the word restaurant
Go hang a salami I’m a lasagna hog
The Mirror might lack in profundity
But it seems to promote fecundity
Such a shame, then, about that sacking
Sending so fertile a pair packing
Ok Mr C, I apologise
The Crown Court
at Southwark
Daily List for Monday 7 January 2013 at English Grounds, off Battlebridge Lane
Court 23 – sitting at 12:00 PM
BEFORE THE HONOURABLE MR JUSTICE SWEENEY
SITTING AT READING CROWN COURT
For Hearing
T20127076 HUHNE Christopher
PRYCE Vasiliki
Order made under Contempt of Court Act 1981
But I thought huhne said he was innocent and would be discharged forthwith!
And that he was going to be the next leader of the libdem party. And that he intends to take them to great heights and much glory!!! ++++Laugh++++
Nothing reported yet regrettably, Nell. They weren’t even required to turn up on the notice for the other one. Spelt their names properly this time I note…..Were we duped, so that we can’t see justice carried out?
Well spotted AM 2013 ** (RND) oh bugger still here :<) Do you have a link to save my lazy arse?
If I understand you it’s as simple as clearing your cache and restarting. Cat’s advice.
*Resetting router* (just unplug power to router – count to 5 and reconnect – wait 2-3 minutes and you will have a new IP address allocated.)
Clear cache and kill cookies – fucking little pests most of the time.
It is a bit drastic and normally unnecessary to restart the computer (particularly with all the stuff I have open.)
Update graphics drivers.
It’s little Stevie’s balding, retirement project and who are we to get in the way?
SC see brief reply to ‘Judge Jeffries’ over on ‘it-aint-over’ blog … oh dear they really do have a problem.
If Hun he the price is right!
Misunderstood you, just did a search for ” huhne court ” on twitter hoping something would come up.
Why don’t they just shoot the slimy LimpDim tosser and have done with it?
If they were so involved, over the years in joint ‘sacking’, did they even have time to edit any newspapers? At least it all “came good in the end”. At that joint age it could well have been a ‘last stand’.
On the other hand, ‘Joint sacking’ might be another term for Diana Ross’ “Stoned Lurve”?
The family millitwit are blow in’s to this land and his forebears spread the ideology that marxism was the way forward.
However this was proved to be a crap ideology vis a vis the eussr which in terms of history did not last very long.
LIEBOUR/THE UNIONS have continued this dream,which in MHO will also fail,when are these champagne socialists going to wake up to reallity.
Balls today can’t even get his junior level sums right,the pretender to be the chancellor has proved once again he is an economic idiot,who in my opinion should maybe stick to his german uniform/double expenses claims for him and his ladyboy.
To be even handed Cammoron should also take a good look at how he is alienating his core vote.
As for Cleggyboy and his libdumbs I am not concerned about them as they will be wiped out next time round.
Message to all tories,if you continue to let Cammoron lead you,then you are in for a rough ride and you could let another LIEBOUR party in by default,and if this happens then this country as regards it’s history is finished.
To all the genuine peoples of this land next time around think what you are voting for.
You do realise that you’re talking to a handful of people, yeah?
…and another handful of sock puppets too.
For a certain Prime Minister I might mention
Just a handful of folks still paying attention
Would be an achievement well worth celebrating
Given all his U-turns and pontificating
On the other side, being successor to Brown
If little Ed keeps quiet, he might live it down
Look at the halfwit in this video.Throwing around taxpayers money like there’s no tomorrow.What a disgrace!
What a lying two faced wanker, no wonder no fucker will vote for him and his party of tossers.
How about Moos tapha for a boy?
For a boy we’ll see your Moos tapha and raise you one crisp five pound note!
We do not want to end up rich, clean, civilised and independent. We do not want to end up like Norway. We need our politicians to be at the “top table” and to be eligible for well-paid jobs in the EU.
My point exactly!
We should have talks on having talks about constructing a coalition for the 2015 GE.
What do you say Dave?
Her eggs and his Sperm are too old to make a healthy sprog.
Discussing and totally selfish isn’t it.
U annoyin little shit , Steve , but thx for heads-up on Small Faces , babes <3
They reminds me wot it used to be like to be femail an British , I thinks .
Sooo fuckin COOOL , ain't they :-
Ooops
My Microsoft is wankin itself silly , ain’t it ??
Hang on a bit …….
look either you want me fuck you or not. if you do then spread em. if not then go and make me a sammich ffs.
Small Faces DOES make me feel a gay , an that , don’t it ??
Maybe we DO somethin 2mrw , yeah ??
I jus gonna dig this stuff an finish cider an go na nights , I thinhinks ;p
Bin ill for sooo long , it nice to feel normal again !!!
Yay !!
E x x .
Is Dave Diggley coming here often?
Ronnie, sunday afternoon, and slimchance, god rest, MS sufferer that got him early,
small faces in hamburg, or oslo, or coprnhagen, or stockholm – it is till debated, but it certainly isn’t Oxford Street, let me tell you that for nothing,
fucking helllll – is this still the headline story? You need to get a life Guido.
Stuffed female, also blonde, inseminated by a barn door as well,
Actually bumped into the girl above, working behind an excellent different bar in Croydon, and yes, sadly, she was a difficult, not airheded tough, blonde. Got to know her well, platonically.
She was sweet though, but could tell she would be hard work if closer. Always seemed stoned, or it could what her doctor gave her, happy pills up and down or whatever. Totally beautiful girl she turned out to be.
But i suppose I should mention she had close family poblems, suicides and alcholism and the whole boot, and she was struggling to get her mind around it. But I suppose we all have our lives to live, and struggle over the hurdles in front of us, not put in front by ourselves, trying to fathom how to cope, while going OH FUCK!
On Reflection, how a concert promoter can make such a fundamental mistake as to have Gentle Giant opening for Black Sabbath is just more than the mind can imagine. But, happen it did…
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Ewаnmе says:
May 12, 2009 at 8:20 pm
OMG !!!
**7 Watt lightbulb flickers in E’s tiny, but perfectly formed brain**
They used to talk about here today , gone tomorrow politicians , honey !!!
Now we seem to have here today , here tomorrow politicians an I wonder why that is . **Tick , tick , whirr , whirr ** .
Nah , still not sure .
E x .
LMAO !!!!!!!!!!!!!!
OMFG *blushes*
At least u can speak my name , darlin
Hey !! It interestin to hear back wot i sez , I spose
E ♥
I WOZ manic , weren’t I ??
That 40 somethin months ago , I spose .
Things change in RL an , therefore , typin degerates accordinly *sighs*
It a fct of life , ain’t it ??
I glad I done some funny stuff but now it hard to find humour , I thinks .
Maybe I drank tooo much or maybe the world ain’t that funny anymore .
I dunno , darlin . I probly needs help but my imaginary helper ain’t particularly helpful , I don’t think ;p
*waves desperately*
Ewa x x
back at ya , petal! thought you woz gonna sleep so did some work but now I’m wankered and off to bed. saw you had the sense to copy ur name. told u to do that before but u don’t always listen , does u , hun ?
three kisses, one on each nipple and the third where u really wants it . x
na night
Wotever x
Even though!
1. I am a complete and utter tosser
2. I have a worthless degree
3. I have never had a proper job in my life
4. I throw Overseas Aid money at disreputable regimes
5. I believe in the Wind Farm scam – and my family makes a small fortune from it
6. I do all I can to support the scandalous waste and profligate spending of the €USSR
7. I believe in the Global Warming Scam (see #5 above)
8. I have my sights on a nice comfy little position and preferment in the €USSR
9. I promote abhorrent sexual practices
10. I have not the slightest interest in chavs and plebs, their culture or their future
11. I have a fine band of fellow toffs to guide me
12. and the couple in the picture are my buddies – or will be,
…. People will vote me back in 2015 with a vastly increased majority
you need shooting – lefties, time to dig a Oswald puppet from somewhere, so we don’t get the blame…
(only joking, tory thought police, honest….)
Suggestion Guido, you need to find someome abouts to post a storyline at hine in the evening, especially at the weelend. In fact, someone to post another one at eleven on the fri and sat weekend evenings.
Lateral thinking see butt – think of the extra advertising that it would attract.
oh god sory, just thought of a song about advertising – please help god, no no nooo, ach bugger it, might as well post it -what harm will it do?
All Mirror babies should be named Piers. (Hey, try to translate that into French slang).
Teachers strike and gay bishops …. Labour having a Gay Guvera T shirt relapse/narcotic episode ?
earth-shattering. truly earth-shattering
(it was emotional)
wtf – seriously Guido, who gives a shit?