January 3rd, 2013

Gang Lamb Style


140 Comments

  1. 1
    Kebab Time says:

    I thought they were his staff ;)

  2. 2
    Operation Crossbow says:

    I see the BBC are wanking on about climate change yet again. This time we’re all going to drown in the future.

    According to some mong faced twat from the Met Office dry weather is now a thing of the past. So good, that means no more hot summers or hosepipe bans then?

    So that drought of just a few months ago was a figment of my imagination was it?

  3. 3
    Trinny says:

    Couldn’t find a decent pun then?

    How about … Lib Dems take some stick

    Didn’t he hear them coming?

  4. 4
    Anonymous says:

    Pull the other one, it’s got a bell-end on it.

    The fucking fuck.

  5. 5
    Can't use me old moniker says:

    Off topic.

    It seems the BBC devote more time and are more concerned with rap e in India than in ‘English’ towns like Rochdale.

  6. 6
    Hourtin La Plage, Gironde, with titties oot says:

    CHRIST! Morris Dancers!

    Never fail to post this when I see morris dancers just across our welsh border, oh yes Guido,

    Average brit police station language, methinks.

  7. 7
    Ginger says:

    Voter tells Lib Dem minister who says he’s got nothing to do with the health care mess to “Pull the other one, it’s got bells on”.

  8. 8
    Hourtin La Plage, Gironde, with titties oot says:

    move mooo-oove, cants!

    A classic, in welsh-english diplomacy.

  9. 9

    I love my country and I am quite fond of some (but not all) of my countrymen. Morris dancing is the start of that territory where I feel something has departed from reality and I begin to shy away in discomfort.

    Extend that line to its most distant point and I imagine you will find something like Ed Balls…

  10. 10
    Amanita Phalloides says:

    There is nothing at all wrong with Morris Dancing. It is a pleasure to see that the various forms continue to evolve, as the photograph of the first rehearsal of the new steps for the dance “Lamb Sticking” demonstrates.

    Unfortunately, this particular dance is likely to be as short-lived as the LibDems, since it calls for the besuited “Lamb” to be done in with stout sticks, and then barbecued, with a sauce of Cromer crabs and Norfolk lavender, upon a fire of driftwood.

  11. 11
    Liarpoliticians says:

    We LibDems love Brussles, and we show it by beating the British with a stick.

  12. 12
    Ah! Monika 2013 says:

    and… according to a Letter in today’s Mail, placing subliminal references to Gay Marriage in the Script of Dr. Who. ( bearing no reference to the plot )

  13. 13
    What!!!!! says:

    I thought it was a decent pun. Being dyslexic I thought we had entered an unreality bubbly for a moment there.

  14. 14
    Anonymous says:

    This is why politics works. People have no memory, or ability for basic reasoning.

    The argument that only select cabal of experts can “know” what the future holds, is the basis of any belief system.

  15. 15
    Salmon says:

  16. 16
    What!!!!! says:

    That’s bubble, not bubbly. That’s what Poly swigs.

  17. 17
    Hourtin La Plage, Gironde, with titties oot says:

    beeb weatherpersons are a bunch of puppets. As scientific as Come fucking Dancing.

  18. 18
    Jimmy says:

    Truly progressive LibDems are moving home to Labour.

  19. 19
    What!!!!! says:

    Or Polly. Told you I was dyslexic!

  20. 20
    Jimmy says:

    A certain Austrian professor has the right and final solution for all deniers.

  21. 21
    Ah! Monika 2013 says:

    What about Gaypole Dancing?

    8illy will arrange the choreography :)

  22. 22

    Another LibDem, Paul Burstow, wants to axe 10 million pensioners.

    BBC might help him, I suppose. It’s what they do.

  23. 23
    UEA says:

    ” Oh no it hasn’t “

  24. 24
    EUROPIUMS says:

    EU Parliament votes to force same-sex “marriage” on all member states

    http://www.lifesitenews.com/news/eu-parliament-votes-to-force-same-sex-marriage-on-all-member-states

  25. 25
    Jimmy says:

    http://www.uni-graz.at/richard.parncutt/

    Execute AGW deniers – we need to cleanse the world to save it from the right.

  26. 26
    Professor Parncutt says:

    You are on ze list.

  27. 27
    Professor Parncutt says:

    You too are on ze list.

  28. 28
    Climate Watch says:

    Oliver Letwin apparently lost GBP 100 bet with Nigel Lawson.

    Issue was surrounding Kyoto replacement by end of 2012.

    Kyoto and all CO2 reduction treaties now over – UK climate policy makes zero sense now there are no international binding agreements, even though previously it did not in any case.

    http://canadafreepress.com/index.php/article/52149?utm_source=twitterfeed&utm_medium=twitter

  29. 29
    Ah! Monika 2013 says:

    home to Labour…On housing benefits no doubt

  30. 30
    Roscoe Rules says:

    Joining like minded people to help make things progressively worse.

  31. 31
    Basil Brash says:

    I thought they had vanished, a relic from yesteryear with their old ways and silly rituals. But I suppose the Lib Dems do still have a few MPs left the parliament.

  32. 32
    Yet another incitefull post packed full of shite says:

    Hoon

  33. 33
    Anonymous says:

    Vat is your name?

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  35. 35
    With a hey nonny no says:

    Morris dancers are more radical than the lib dumps

  36. 36
    No shirtlifting for me thank you very much says:

    Like Bob Hope I think we need to get out of the EU before they make same sex marriage compulsory.

  37. 37

    Anоthеr LibDеm, Paul Burѕtоw, wantѕ tо axе 10 milliоn pеnѕiоnеrѕ. Should improve their polling…

    BBС might hеlp him, I ѕuppоѕе. It’ѕ what thеy dо.

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    Hourtin La Plage, Gironde, with titties oot says:

    Lib Dems with bells on to you too?

  40. 40
    Another raving heterosexual says:

    To be absolutely correct Bob Hope was worried about homosexuality but I agree with your sentiment.

  41. 41

    Another Lib-Dem, Pаul Bυrѕtow, wantѕ to axe 10 million penѕionerѕ.

    BBС might help him, I ѕuppoѕe. It’ѕ what they do.

  42. 42
    Dump the lib dumbs says:

    Morris dancers have more reason to exist than Huhne’s colleagues in any case!

  43. 43
    Jay says:

    I hope thy hit him with their rhythm sticks – oh sorry I forgot it’s tories who like to mount battons

  44. 44
    Ah! Monika 2013 says:

    With or without the cream?

  45. 45
    Nom Dom Nom 2 says:

    I suspect most morris dancers ARE lib dumbs. They fit the raffia tea, beard, and rambling sock stereotypes

  46. 46
    albacore says:

    Was he auditioning for hobby horse?
    LibDems being such a pantomime force
    That would be so easy a transition
    They needn’t change a single position

  47. 47
    Hourtin La Plage, Gironde, with titties oot says:

    morris dancers fucking freak me right out. It’s their look in their faces that does it. Fecking right frightening, the far away eyes, somewhere christ knows where. Child murderers the lot of them are, I reckon.

  48. 48
    Ah! Monika 2013 says:

    Tree-rings prove climate was WARMER in Roman and Medieval times than it is now – and world has been cooling for 2,000 years
    Study of semi-fossilised trees gives accurate climate reading back to 138BC

  49. 49
    T. P. Fuller says:

    >People have no memory, or ability for basic reasoning.

    Speak for yourself, matey.

  50. 50
    Pundit too too says:

    They are his Polish bodyguards practicing Xmas with him and showing how things are done in Krakow.
    He must have had a liquid lunch at the Polish Club.

  51. 51

    Shit, balls and c’unts!

    I forgot that you can’t say *Paul*

    Fuck it! New Year and all those resolutions, you know what its like… No more Bollox from any bastard and then one does something like that…

    *Goes out. Parp*

  52. 52
    Engineer says:

    Andrew – that’s because Sarah Palin is getting older.

  53. 53
    T. P. Fuller says:

    Not buy any chance implying that our Sacred Broadcaster is disseminating political propaganda, are you?

    Perish the thought!

  54. 54
    T. P. Fuller says:

    >buy

    by

    Bye-bye!

  55. 55

    Depends who’s asking^^^^^^^^^^ :-)

  56. 56
    Pundit too too says:

    Jimmy – Truly progressive LibDems do not exist, so they have no home to go to.

  57. 57
    Sarah Palin (R-AK), Former Governor says:

    So– NOW are you going to bust my chops if I question AGW?

  58. 58
    restore the monasteries says:

    Morris Dancing,.Earlier, Morys,a form of Moorish; could it
    be Islamic in origin???
    Happy New Year!!!!

  59. 59
    Big Momma says:

    Some years ago it was a pub joke in my region that the BBC and Labour party would make homosexuality and lesbianism mandatory for all UK citizens.

  60. 60
    Engineer says:

    Not good for cats. Try milf instead.

  61. 61
    Ah! Monika 2013 says:

    Can we book seats for the Huhne trial yet?

  62. 62
    bergen says:

    Sir Thomas Beecham said a man should try anything apart from incest and morris dancing.

  63. 63
    Engineer says:

    The NHS are doing their level best to axe pensioners.

  64. 64
    Capt Mainwaring says:

    Don’t tell him, Pike!

  65. 65

    They know when they get to the right door. It has the following message above it:

    
    

    Abandon Hope All Ye Who Enter Here

    
    
  66. 66
    TAFFY THE YOU TUBE WANKER says:

    This Welsh twat thinks he’s some sort of TV presenter

  67. 67
    Ah! Monika 2013 says:

    and powders.

  68. 68
    Don't know a lot, do you? says:

    Morris dancers shift biblical quantities of beer.

  69. 69
    a non says:

    Always thought Morris Dancing was a pagan fertility rite.

  70. 70

    Didn’t he also say that cousins are OK, if they are fit?

  71. 71
    Liberal Watch says:

    Things like this could trigger the long planned backlash against the LGBT minority:

    http://www.guardian.co.uk/society/2013/jan/03/pa edophilia-bringing-dark-desires-light?CMP=twt_gu

    Sick logical conclusion to a flawed ideology. The Harpie and Huggit must be proud of themselves.

    Oh – and this is another reason to send Carny back.

  72. 72
    Moussa Koussa Mark 3 says:

    No longer on Sun Website…..luck I kept a copy ENJOY !!!!!!!!

    By DAVID CAMERON

    Published: 26 Sep 2007

    ON Monday The Sun’s image of Gordon Brown sticking two fingers up to the British public was provocative. But it was right.

    What a difference to Churchill. When he made that salute, it
    inspired this country to wipe the scourge of fascism from Europe.

    But for Gordon Brown, it’s a gesture to the British people
    saying: “I know best. Your views are irrelevant. Get used to it.”

    Make no mistake, that’s the reason he refuses to give the British people a referendum on the EU constitutional treaty — he simply doesn’t trust them. It’s the arrogant belief that he — and only he — has the right to
    decide what’s best for Britain’s future.

    Well, Prime Minister, I’ve news for you. The old politics that you grew up in no longer reflect the new world we live in. It’s a world where people are demanding — and getting — more power and more control over their lives.

    Take America. Over there, twice as many people get health information online than from their doctor. And in some towns, you can look at online crime maps before deciding where to buy a property.

    And in the UK, the internet has transformed lives. At the click of a button we buy insurance, holidays and access information on just about anything. Gordon Brown just doesn’t get this. With him, freedom and control is
    fine — but only if he has the freedom to control your life.

    Take Citizens Juries. He says he wants to listen to people. But they are just glorified focus-groups, hand-picked and cloaked in secrecy. Believe me, if they really reflected the will of Britons the message would be
    loud and clear — we want a referendum.

    It doesn’t have to be like this. Giving people freedom and
    control over their lives is one of the things that makes me a Conservative.

    And it is why from the moment the EU Constitution was dreamt up
    by elites in Brussels, the Conservative Party’s squadron was first in the air,
    demanding a referendum in this battle for our country’s future.

    Since then, we have been keeping up the fight, looking out for
    the interests of Britain.

    There is a second reason why I want a referendum on the treaty.

    One of the great challenges we face is rolling back the tide of bureaucracy that is drowning our country in regulations and forms. And you can’t do that without targeting one of the main sources of this bureaucracy — Brussels.

    Because it is Europe that ties our businesses up in red tape.

    And it is Europe that ties the hands of our courts. We won’t be able to deal with any of this unless we have a referendum.

    The final reason we must have a vote is trust. Gordon Brown talks about “new” politics.

    But there’s nothing “new” about breaking your promises to the
    British public. It’s classic Labour.

    And it is the cancer that is eating away at trust in politics.
    Small wonder that so many people don’t believe a word politicians ever say if
    they break their promises so casually.

    If you really want to signal you’re a break from the past, Prime Minister, do the right thing — give the people the referendum you
    promised.

    Today, I will give this cast-iron guarantee: If I become PM a
    Conservative government will hold a referendum on any EU treaty that emerges from these negotiations.

    No treaty should be ratified without consulting the British people in a referendum.”

  73. 73
    TAFFY THE YOU TUBE WANKER says:

    LOOK AT THAT GANG OF NUTTERS !
    with some morris dancers

  74. 74
    Pundit Too says:

    Over a year ago a scientist with an international research group made the same comments following the analysis of drill extractions into the earth throughout the world including the polar regions.
    He was quite literally screamed out by a young eco-warrior and the BBC chairman on the so-called “science” programme.
    I complained but got the usual feeble excuses.
    Even the general public are noting how left wingers scream out all opposition to their loony ideas.

  75. 75
    Adolf says:

    Beware of Austrians wish to kill whole sections of society they don’t like. They tend to mean it and carry it out.

  76. 76
    tabblenabble01 says:

    For those of you interested in truth and truth telling, I highly recommend the the Dr. P C Roberts website…

    http://tinyurl.com/8xoyn8o

    “There is another constraint on revealing truth. The human capital of people with inside knowledge is destroyed if they speak out. Position, contacts, invitations, income, and social life are all forfeited when an insider becomes a dissenter or a truth-teller. Only the extremely naive can believe that governments cannot keep conspiracies a secret, “because someone would talk.” No one talks, because talking harms the personal interests and human capital of the insider, and seldom does any good.”

  77. 77

    I’ll be fucked if I go Morris dancing…

  78. 78
    That Intoxicated Bint On The Croydon Tram says:

    Oi– I don’t know about these Poles, I don’t like how they just walk in and start taking over everything! Morris dancing now, are they?

  79. 79
    John Prescott says:

    Great grandpa Prescott used to say ‘a man should try morris dancing and incest before anything else’

  80. 80
    Pundit Too says:

    They have now taken this page away. Must have been good that they had to go into panic mode.

  81. 81

    I got blocked six times before I realised that it had a Pаυl in it.

    Fuck it! New Year and all those resolutions, you know what its like… No more Bollox from any bastard and then one does something like that…

  82. 82
    Jeremy 'TaxPlan' Paxman says:

    Where can I shelter for a rainy day ?

  83. 83
    Cradley Heathen says:

    Thought it was pre-Christian or Pagan….

  84. 84

    Ms de Kirchner says she wants the Falklands “back”.

    If Miliband were in power, he would not only do that but give her the Isle of Wight as well…

  85. 85
    Professor Parncutt says:

    I am amazed that you are allowed to live in such ignorance here.

    Report to the showers at once.

  86. 86
    TAFFY THE YOU TUBE WANKER says:

    Watch your water bills double this year !

  87. 87
    a non says:

    Rich ex-pat eh Cat.
    Bet you prefer the extra legroom with BMW dancing.

  88. 88
    Professor Parncutt says:

    You will be spared for your excellent work here Moussa

  89. 89

    NHS:

    …that it meet the needs of everyone; That it be free at the point of death…

  90. 90
    kronos says:

    investing thing about Graz i that it hosts AVL, largest automobile consulfancy. PUCH make all their crap 4×4’s there. Mercedes have their special projects factory there. Chryslers have a plant there. Audi have a plant there – it’s were the TT was developed. christ even the football stadium was once called the Arnold schwarzeneger stadium – Hooters was next door!. Overall Good for beer and uni Totty though. So welcome to climate change central .

  91. 91

    You are a really weird sort of cont, Parncutt.

    Now, everyone else, press my focking donate button to help pay my legal bills. I am focking skint.

  92. 92
    David Cameron says:

    We are in a global race to the bottom.

  93. 93
    The BBC .....40 years of never missing a chance to NOT support Britain says:

    They’re also going on about in the 1pm News the Kirchner Letter to Cameron and Argentina’s “reasonable” request for Britain to boot off the existing islanders and cede sovereignty to the Argentines but why I am surprised it was the same in 1982 when they were actively telling us(along with Michael Foot’s Labour Party) that we had no option but to go to the UN and agree to the US plan of joint sovereignty

  94. 94
    Engineer says:

    Well, that’s life, isn’t it? It spends months lulling you into a false sense of serenity, then WHAM! right in the goolies.

  95. 95
    albacore says:

    Knowledge is fine but it ain’t power
    Not against this LibLabCon shower
    These days all they do is take the mick
    Folks vote them back never mind how sick

  96. 96

    No. I drive a nice ozone-friendly Toyota Landcruiser, you know, those nice 4x4s!

    I don’t like things that shriek pose. But I did have a red Audi Quattro coupé once and drove it along the Welsh section of the M4 at 150mph. Magic!

  97. 97

    Nо. I drivе а niсе оzоnе-friеndly Tоyоtа Lаndсruiѕеr, yоu knоw, thоѕе niсе 4×4ѕ!

    I dоn’t likе thingѕ thаt ѕhriеk pоѕе. But I did hаvе а rеd Аudi Quаttrо соupé оnсе аnd drоvе it аlоng thе Wеlѕh ѕесtiоn оf thе M4 аt 150mph. Mаgiс!

  98. 98
    HMMM says:

    Tch!, the BBC call it the Malvinas.

  99. 99
    Liberal Watch says:

    No – it is still there. Just be careful how you cut and paste it.

  100. 100
    Jaded Jean says:

    No, the page is still there…

    http://tinyurl.com/a4szxnw

  101. 101

    Guido has let through my admission upon discovery at 2:01 pm (currently numbered 52 below.) He must be feeling mellow today having told all those Twitter Twerps to fuck off! :-)

  102. 102
    bergen says:

    As the medical legend N f N on the notes on hospital beds-“Normal for Norfolk”

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  104. 104

    We can do a deal with the Argies. We keep the Falklands. They keep the BBC.

  105. 105
    Hourtin La Plage, Gironde, with titties oot says:

    local radio in fact friend, I am some sort of alan partridge actshually, in west wales,

  106. 106

    Congratulations Jimmy – you’ve just confirmed that AGW is a lefty plot for World domination. Start a blog. Call it Left Foot In-Mouth.

  107. 107
    Nostradamus the Meteorologist says:

    I forecast that the weather will go on doing what it’s just been doing, only more so.

    I have no idea what ‘regression to the mean’ means.

  108. 108
    HMMM says:

    DNR.

  109. 109

    Lucky for him they weren’t doing the Stick and Bucket dance, He’d never have got out alive.

  110. 110
    Sir William says:

    Lung cancer is progressive.

  111. 111

    I had always suspected they were taking the piss…

  112. 112
    TAFFY THE YOU TUBE WANKER says:

    Alan Partridge Was Annoying yet funny , You are
    JUST FUCKING ANNOYING

  113. 113
    Hourtin La Plage, Gironde, with titties oot says:

    For a rainy day? Try the native american dance, but never works, I find. But shelter? try a bus stop.

    But together is another thing all together. A philisophical ensamble wotsit whatever. I like the question, when I am going, am I actually coming, or is the destination coming to me, or my starting point going away from me. Or am I always still, and everything comes and goes from me, and my legs are fooling me?

  114. 114

    That “Austrian” professor is an Australian, Jimmy. One of Lewdowinksy’s chums. Keep hold of that ignorance, its something for the rest of us to treasure.

  115. 115
    Sir William says:

    Well….up to a point Trees grow at different rates for all sorts of reasons, including rainfall, disease, numbers of herbivores and CO2 levels. One can’t really tune out the other variables. Also, one can’t legitimately combine one proxy for temperatures with another without a good deal of handwaving.

    This didn’t deter the Warmists, of course, when they built a theory of past climate on evidence from just half a dozen bristlecone pines.

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    Hourtin La Plage, Gironde, with titties oot says:

    Pike

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    TAFFY THE YOU TUBE WANKER says:

    If Argentina want the Falklands back they should go to the European court of human shites
    They absolutely hate Britain and would rule in their favour telling us we must give them back
    that would then force spineless Dave into an In or Out referendum or the re writing of the bill of human shites

  118. 118
    Mine d'Boggles says:

    10,000 years ago, Mastodons were grazing in the middle of the “North Sea” and one could take a bus direct from London to Paris as the Channel did not exist. Then drearily, the climate got warmer and sea level rose a couple of hundred feet, the Mastodons drowned (or starved as their peat bogs dried up) and ferries became necessary to get to France.

    Look up Milankovich – it is so much fun.

  119. 119

    A tree-ring is not evidence of anything to do with global warning unless it has been specially selected by Michael Mann. Everybody knows that, don’t they, Jimmy. Jimmy?

  120. 120
    Anonymous says:

    I came from a working class background (grew up on a London council estate not far from where GF hailed from). I was the first in my family to go to university to study engineering back when only around 5% of the school cohort gained entry.

    But this is truly a sad state of affairs if it has come to this…

    White working class boys could be treated like ethnic minorities by universities, says minister

    http://www.telegraph.co.uk/education/universityeducation/universities-and-colleges/9777067/White-working-class-boys-could-be-treated-like-ethnic-minorities-by-universities-says-minister.html

    What has become of the country I grew up in?

    And what’s more saddening is that the likes of GF just doesn’t get it that rapacious right-wing/libertarian politics is what has brought us here. Libertarian politics are solely responsible for all of the equalitarian legislation over the last six decades and the resulting political correctness that has so destroyed this once proud nation.

  121. 121

    Remember that “Yes Minister ” episode with the fully-staffed hospital and no patients? We all thought it was funny. The NHS took it as a Gold Standard.

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    Hourtin La Plage, Gironde, with titties oot says:

    dance for their beer do they. tight fisted twats. knocking sticks and jumping up and down like true saddos. with bloody bells on their legs – you couldn’t make it up.

    Proper folk,

  123. 123
    Skorpian De Rooftrouser says:

    This twat is from birmingham plastic welshman

  124. 124
    Skorpian De Rooftrouser says:

    Beating the bounds of the village I am led to believe

  125. 125
    Hourtin La Plage, Gironde, with titties oot says:

    Which twat?

  126. 126
    Anonymous says:

    “it’s were the TT was developed”. ‘where’. old fellow, but I’ll let it through. The Audi TT huh? I assume it must be a town full of hairdressers?

  127. 127
    Scrounger Watch says:

    No – that is incorrect.

    Anti-libertarian collectivist Marxist doctrine created council estates, and then subsequently from 1997 onward created an economy and class of people which cannot support themselves.

    If a libertarian politic had been in play then those who could not go to university on their own merits, or by their own choice, would be much better placed to enter the workforce and be self sufficient.

    This business of positive discrimination is actually quite counter to libertarian values in any case as the moral good of advancing someone based on some preconceived notion of just right inherently compromises a more deserving talent.

    Those from ‘disadvantaged’ backgrounds, backgrounds disadvantaged quite deliberately by the state which they are then expected to depend on, are generally unsuitable for university education. The state education received for the majority has not equipped them with either the necessary knowledge or skill set to pursue a higher academic career.

    Class should not be a factor in course placement, the lack of alternatives for young people in society is the single largest moral failure of the past 15 years which could have been avoided had it not been engineered.

  128. 128
    Michael Jackson says:

    Propofol for me too please!

  129. 129
    Another one says:

    Nor ‘s t a i n s’. And I was talking about Owen Jones’ sheets.

  130. 130
    Impreza fan until they moved down market says:

    Boring on motorways. You need the welsh byways to have real fun.

  131. 131
    Mong Watch says:

    Apart from a few MP’s and journalists (present host included) – is there actually anyone in the UK on Twitter worth following ?

    And I mean folk who are not throwing death threats at each other, attempting to solicit sex, going on about politically correct shite / LGBT issues, shoring up a shaky ‘career’ at the p@ed0 broadcaster or running a p@ed0 ring ?

    For 60 odd million of some of the allegedly best in the world, what have seen so far is total crap.

  132. 132
    Muzzie Watch says:

    Would changing the promised vigins to milfs in the religion of peace afterlife model recruit more suicide bombers ?

  133. 133
    Casual Observer says:

    That it a very good reason in my book to censor that word out.

  134. 134
    Chicken-Licken says:

    Had a lot of fun when I was underage,with my older cousins. Happy days.

  135. 135
    Living in 96.98 percent white Merseyside says:

    Most people would feel that if they wandered towards the east from Aldgate.

  136. 136
    Living in 96.98 percent white Merseyside says:

    Send them to Tower Hamlets then.

  137. 137
    Living in 96.98 percent white Merseyside says:

    Are there any white working class boys left in Londistan?

    Apart from yourself of course.

    Oh, and Alan Johnson!

  138. 138
    kronos says:

    Ta….. It’s not up to my usual low standard of typos and crap spelling. The place used to be called eurostar to keep the nosey confused. Not hard to find on google maps on the south side of the city next to the motorway – we used to have fun testing the cars.

  139. 139
    lojolondon says:

    Not funny at all – very self-involved, very thick.

  140. 140
    Remittance Man says:

    Would that it had been the Lancre Morrismen performing their infamous Stick and Bucket Dance


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Boris on British Jihadis. Apparently based on MI5 intel:

“If you look at all the psychological profiling about bombers, they typically will look at porn. They are literally w***ers. Severe onanists. They are tortured. They will be very badly adjusted in their relations with women, and that is a symptom of their feeling of being failures and that the world is against them. They are not making it with girls, and so they turn to other forms of spiritual comfort — which of course is no comfort.”


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