Gang Lamb Style

Norman Lamb’s local paper reports that he was “ambushed” by Morris dancers in his constituency over Christmas. One photo op that the LibDem Care Minister should have skipped…

Norman Lamb’s local paper reports that he was “ambushed” by Morris dancers in his constituency over Christmas. One photo op that the LibDem Care Minister should have skipped…

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Andrew Pierce on Ed Balls…
“Porky Shadow Chancellor Ed Balls sweet-talked guests at a fund-raising dinner by saying if he wasn’t a politician, he would be a chef. That’s not surprising, since he was accused of cooking the Treasury books when he was Gordon Brown’s boot boy.”

Bloody foreigners, coming over here taking all our twitter followers




I thought they were his staff
CHRIST! Morris Dancers!
Never fail to post this when I see morris dancers just across our welsh border, oh yes Guido,
Average brit police station language, methinks.
move mooo-oove, cants!
A classic, in welsh-english diplomacy.
This Welsh twat thinks he’s some sort of TV presenter
local radio in fact friend, I am some sort of alan partridge actshually, in west wales,
Alan Partridge Was Annoying yet funny , You are
JUST FUCKING ANNOYING
Not funny at all – very self-involved, very thick.
This twat is from birmingham plastic welshman
Which twat?
Hoon
I see the BBC are wanking on about climate change yet again. This time we’re all going to drown in the future.
According to some mong faced twat from the Met Office dry weather is now a thing of the past. So good, that means no more hot summers or hosepipe bans then?
So that drought of just a few months ago was a figment of my imagination was it?
This is why politics works. People have no memory, or ability for basic reasoning.
The argument that only select cabal of experts can “know” what the future holds, is the basis of any belief system.
>People have no memory, or ability for basic reasoning.
Speak for yourself, matey.
I forecast that the weather will go on doing what it’s just been doing, only more so.
I have no idea what ‘regression to the mean’ means.
beeb weatherpersons are a bunch of puppets. As scientific as Come fucking Dancing.
Where can I shelter for a rainy day ?
For a rainy day? Try the native american dance, but never works, I find. But shelter? try a bus stop.
But together is another thing all together. A philisophical ensamble wotsit whatever. I like the question, when I am going, am I actually coming, or is the destination coming to me, or my starting point going away from me. Or am I always still, and everything comes and goes from me, and my legs are fooling me?
http://www.uni-graz.at/richard.parncutt/
Execute AGW deniers – we need to cleanse the world to save it from the right.
investing thing about Graz i that it hosts AVL, largest automobile consulfancy. PUCH make all their crap 4×4′s there. Mercedes have their special projects factory there. Chryslers have a plant there. Audi have a plant there – it’s were the TT was developed. christ even the football stadium was once called the Arnold schwarzeneger stadium – Hooters was next door!. Overall Good for beer and uni Totty though. So welcome to climate change central .
“it’s were the TT was developed”. ‘where’. old fellow, but I’ll let it through. The Audi TT huh? I assume it must be a town full of hairdressers?
Ta….. It’s not up to my usual low standard of typos and crap spelling. The place used to be called eurostar to keep the nosey confused. Not hard to find on google maps on the south side of the city next to the motorway – we used to have fun testing the cars.
Congratulations Jimmy – you’ve just confirmed that AGW is a lefty plot for World domination. Start a blog. Call it Left Foot In-Mouth.
You are on ze list.
Vat is your name?
Don’t tell him, Pike!
Pike
Watch your water bills double this year !
They’re also going on about in the 1pm News the Kirchner Letter to Cameron and Argentina’s “reasonable” request for Britain to boot off the existing islanders and cede sovereignty to the Argentines but why I am surprised it was the same in 1982 when they were actively telling us(along with Michael Foot’s Labour Party) that we had no option but to go to the UN and agree to the US plan of joint sovereignty
Couldn’t find a decent pun then?
How about … Lib Dems take some stick
Didn’t he hear them coming?
I thought it was a decent pun. Being dyslexic I thought we had entered an unreality bubbly for a moment there.
That’s bubble, not bubbly. That’s what Poly swigs.
Or Polly. Told you I was dyslexic!
Lib Dems with bells on to you too?
They are his Polish bodyguards practicing Xmas with him and showing how things are done in Krakow.
He must have had a liquid lunch at the Polish Club.
Oi– I don’t know about these Poles, I don’t like how they just walk in and start taking over everything! Morris dancing now, are they?
Pull the other one, it’s got a bell-end on it.
The fucking fuck.
Off topic.
It seems the BBC devote more time and are more concerned with rap e in India than in ‘English’ towns like Rochdale.
and… according to a Letter in today’s Mail, placing subliminal references to Gay Marriage in the Script of Dr. Who. ( bearing no reference to the plot )
Not buy any chance implying that our Sacred Broadcaster is disseminating political propaganda, are you?
Perish the thought!
>buy
by
Bye-bye!
Voter tells Lib Dem minister who says he’s got nothing to do with the health care mess to “Pull the other one, it’s got bells on”.
Lucky for him they weren’t doing the Stick and Bucket dance, He’d never have got out alive.
I love my country and I am quite fond of some (but not all) of my countrymen. Morris dancing is the start of that territory where I feel something has departed from reality and I begin to shy away in discomfort.
Extend that line to its most distant point and I imagine you will find something like Ed Balls…
What about Gaypole Dancing?
8illy will arrange the choreography
Up yours!
Most people would feel that if they wandered towards the east from Aldgate.
There is nothing at all wrong with Morris Dancing. It is a pleasure to see that the various forms continue to evolve, as the photograph of the first rehearsal of the new steps for the dance “Lamb Sticking” demonstrates.
Unfortunately, this particular dance is likely to be as short-lived as the LibDems, since it calls for the besuited “Lamb” to be done in with stout sticks, and then barbecued, with a sauce of Cromer crabs and Norfolk lavender, upon a fire of driftwood.
Morris Dancing,.Earlier, Morys,a form of Moorish; could it
be Islamic in origin???
Happy New Year!!!!
Thought it was pre-Christian or Pagan….
Beating the bounds of the village I am led to believe
We LibDems love Brussles, and we show it by beating the British with a stick.
A certain Austrian professor has the right and final solution for all deniers.
Beware of Austrians wish to kill whole sections of society they don’t like. They tend to mean it and carry it out.
That “Austrian” professor is an Australian, Jimmy. One of Lewdowinksy’s chums. Keep hold of that ignorance, its something for the rest of us to treasure.
” Oh no it hasn’t “
You too are on ze list.
Andrew – that’s because Sarah Palin is getting older.
So– NOW are you going to bust my chops if I question AGW?
Truly progressive LibDems are moving home to Labour.
home to Labour…On housing benefits no doubt
Joining like minded people to help make things progressively worse.
Jimmy – Truly progressive LibDems do not exist, so they have no home to go to.
They know when they get to the right door. It has the following message above it:
Lung cancer is progressive.
Another LibDem, Paul Burstow, wants to axe 10 million pensioners.
BBC might help him, I suppose. It’s what they do.
EU Parliament votes to force same-sex “marriage” on all member states
http://www.lifesitenews.com/news/eu-parliament-votes-to-force-same-sex-marriage-on-all-member-states
Like Bob Hope I think we need to get out of the EU before they make same sex marriage compulsory.
To be absolutely correct Bob Hope was worried about homosexuality but I agree with your sentiment.
Some years ago it was a pub joke in my region that the BBC and Labour party would make homosexuality and lesbianism mandatory for all UK citizens.
We are in a global race to the bottom.
Oliver Letwin apparently lost GBP 100 bet with Nigel Lawson.
Issue was surrounding Kyoto replacement by end of 2012.
Kyoto and all CO2 reduction treaties now over – UK climate policy makes zero sense now there are no international binding agreements, even though previously it did not in any case.
http://canadafreepress.com/index.php/article/52149?utm_source=twitterfeed&utm_medium=twitter
Tree-rings prove climate was WARMER in Roman and Medieval times than it is now – and world has been cooling for 2,000 years
Study of semi-fossilised trees gives accurate climate reading back to 138BC
Over a year ago a scientist with an international research group made the same comments following the analysis of drill extractions into the earth throughout the world including the polar regions.
He was quite literally screamed out by a young eco-warrior and the BBC chairman on the so-called “science” programme.
I complained but got the usual feeble excuses.
Even the general public are noting how left wingers scream out all opposition to their loony ideas.
Well….up to a point Trees grow at different rates for all sorts of reasons, including rainfall, disease, numbers of herbivores and CO2 levels. One can’t really tune out the other variables. Also, one can’t legitimately combine one proxy for temperatures with another without a good deal of handwaving.
This didn’t deter the Warmists, of course, when they built a theory of past climate on evidence from just half a dozen bristlecone pines.
10,000 years ago, Mastodons were grazing in the middle of the “North Sea” and one could take a bus direct from London to Paris as the Channel did not exist. Then drearily, the climate got warmer and sea level rose a couple of hundred feet, the Mastodons drowned (or starved as their peat bogs dried up) and ferries became necessary to get to France.
Look up Milankovich – it is so much fun.
A tree-ring is not evidence of anything to do with global warning unless it has been specially selected by Michael Mann. Everybody knows that, don’t they, Jimmy. Jimmy?
I thought they had vanished, a relic from yesteryear with their old ways and silly rituals. But I suppose the Lib Dems do still have a few MPs left the parliament.
Was he auditioning for hobby horse?
LibDems being such a pantomime force
That would be so easy a transition
They needn’t change a single position
Milk
Anоthеr LibDеm, Paul Burѕtоw, wantѕ tо axе 10 milliоn pеnѕiоnеrѕ. Should improve their polling…
BBС might hеlp him, I ѕuppоѕе. It’ѕ what thеy dо.
With or without the cream?
Depends who’s asking^^^^^^^^^^
Not good for cats. Try milf instead.
I got blocked six times before I realised that it had a Pаυl in it.
Fuck it! New Year and all those resolutions, you know what its like… No more Bollox from any bastard and then one does something like that…
Well, that’s life, isn’t it? It spends months lulling you into a false sense of serenity, then WHAM! right in the goolies.
Guido has let through my admission upon discovery at 2:01 pm (currently numbered 52 below.) He must be feeling mellow today having told all those Twitter Twerps to fuck off!
Would changing the promised vigins to milfs in the religion of peace afterlife model recruit more suicide bombers ?
Propofol for me too please!
Morris dancers are more radical than the lib dumps
Morris dancers have more reason to exist than Huhne’s colleagues in any case!
I suspect most morris dancers ARE lib dumbs. They fit the raffia tea, beard, and rambling sock stereotypes
Morris dancers shift biblical quantities of beer.
I had always suspected they were taking the piss…
dance for their beer do they. tight fisted twats. knocking sticks and jumping up and down like true saddos. with bloody bells on their legs – you couldn’t make it up.
Proper folk,
morris dancers fucking freak me right out. It’s their look in their faces that does it. Fecking right frightening, the far away eyes, somewhere christ knows where. Child murderers the lot of them are, I reckon.
Send them to Tower Hamlets then.
Another Lib-Dem, Pаul Bυrѕtow, wantѕ to axe 10 million penѕionerѕ.
BBС might help him, I ѕuppoѕe. It’ѕ what they do.
The NHS are doing their level best to axe pensioners.
NHS:
…that it meet the needs of everyone; That it be free at the point of death…
Remember that “Yes Minister ” episode with the fully-staffed hospital and no patients? We all thought it was funny. The NHS took it as a Gold Standard.
I hope thy hit him with their rhythm sticks – oh sorry I forgot it’s tories who like to mount battons
Shit, balls and c’unts!
I forgot that you can’t say *Paul*
Fuck it! New Year and all those resolutions, you know what its like… No more Bollox from any bastard and then one does something like that…
*Goes out. Parp*
Nor ‘s t a i n s’. And I was talking about Owen Jones’ sheets.
That it a very good reason in my book to censor that word out.
Can we book seats for the Huhne trial yet?
Sir Thomas Beecham said a man should try anything apart from incest and morris dancing.
and powders.
Didn’t he also say that cousins are OK, if they are fit?
Had a lot of fun when I was underage,with my older cousins. Happy days.
Great grandpa Prescott used to say ‘a man should try morris dancing and incest before anything else’
Always thought Morris Dancing was a pagan fertility rite.
I’ll be fucked if I go Morris dancing…
Rich ex-pat eh Cat.
Bet you prefer the extra legroom with BMW dancing.
No. I drive a nice ozone-friendly Toyota Landcruiser, you know, those nice 4x4s!
I don’t like things that shriek pose. But I did have a red Audi Quattro coupé once and drove it along the Welsh section of the M4 at 150mph. Magic!
Nо. I drivе а niсе оzоnе-friеndly Tоyоtа Lаndсruiѕеr, yоu knоw, thоѕе niсе 4×4ѕ!
I dоn’t likе thingѕ thаt ѕhriеk pоѕе. But I did hаvе а rеd Аudi Quаttrо соupé оnсе аnd drоvе it аlоng thе Wеlѕh ѕесtiоn оf thе M4 аt 150mph. Mаgiс!
Boring on motorways. You need the welsh byways to have real fun.
Things like this could trigger the long planned backlash against the LGBT minority:
http://www.guardian.co.uk/society/2013/jan/03/pa edophilia-bringing-dark-desires-light?CMP=twt_gu
Sick logical conclusion to a flawed ideology. The Harpie and Huggit must be proud of themselves.
Oh – and this is another reason to send Carny back.
They have now taken this page away. Must have been good that they had to go into panic mode.
No – it is still there. Just be careful how you cut and paste it.
No, the page is still there…
http://tinyurl.com/a4szxnw
No longer on Sun Website…..luck I kept a copy ENJOY !!!!!!!!
By DAVID CAMERON
Published: 26 Sep 2007
ON Monday The Sun’s image of Gordon Brown sticking two fingers up to the British public was provocative. But it was right.
What a difference to Churchill. When he made that salute, it
inspired this country to wipe the scourge of fascism from Europe.
But for Gordon Brown, it’s a gesture to the British people
saying: “I know best. Your views are irrelevant. Get used to it.”
Make no mistake, that’s the reason he refuses to give the British people a referendum on the EU constitutional treaty — he simply doesn’t trust them. It’s the arrogant belief that he — and only he — has the right to
decide what’s best for Britain’s future.
Well, Prime Minister, I’ve news for you. The old politics that you grew up in no longer reflect the new world we live in. It’s a world where people are demanding — and getting — more power and more control over their lives.
Take America. Over there, twice as many people get health information online than from their doctor. And in some towns, you can look at online crime maps before deciding where to buy a property.
And in the UK, the internet has transformed lives. At the click of a button we buy insurance, holidays and access information on just about anything. Gordon Brown just doesn’t get this. With him, freedom and control is
fine — but only if he has the freedom to control your life.
Take Citizens Juries. He says he wants to listen to people. But they are just glorified focus-groups, hand-picked and cloaked in secrecy. Believe me, if they really reflected the will of Britons the message would be
loud and clear — we want a referendum.
It doesn’t have to be like this. Giving people freedom and
control over their lives is one of the things that makes me a Conservative.
And it is why from the moment the EU Constitution was dreamt up
by elites in Brussels, the Conservative Party’s squadron was first in the air,
demanding a referendum in this battle for our country’s future.
Since then, we have been keeping up the fight, looking out for
the interests of Britain.
There is a second reason why I want a referendum on the treaty.
One of the great challenges we face is rolling back the tide of bureaucracy that is drowning our country in regulations and forms. And you can’t do that without targeting one of the main sources of this bureaucracy — Brussels.
Because it is Europe that ties our businesses up in red tape.
And it is Europe that ties the hands of our courts. We won’t be able to deal with any of this unless we have a referendum.
The final reason we must have a vote is trust. Gordon Brown talks about “new” politics.
But there’s nothing “new” about breaking your promises to the
British public. It’s classic Labour.
And it is the cancer that is eating away at trust in politics.
Small wonder that so many people don’t believe a word politicians ever say if
they break their promises so casually.
If you really want to signal you’re a break from the past, Prime Minister, do the right thing — give the people the referendum you
promised.
Today, I will give this cast-iron guarantee: If I become PM a
Conservative government will hold a referendum on any EU treaty that emerges from these negotiations.
No treaty should be ratified without consulting the British people in a referendum.”
You will be spared for your excellent work here Moussa
You are a really weird sort of cont, Parncutt.
Now, everyone else, press my focking donate button to help pay my legal bills. I am focking skint.
Knowledge is fine but it ain’t power
Not against this LibLabCon shower
These days all they do is take the mick
Folks vote them back never mind how sick
LOOK AT THAT GANG OF NUTTERS !
with some morris dancers
For those of you interested in truth and truth telling, I highly recommend the the Dr. P C Roberts website…
http://tinyurl.com/8xoyn8o
“There is another constraint on revealing truth. The human capital of people with inside knowledge is destroyed if they speak out. Position, contacts, invitations, income, and social life are all forfeited when an insider becomes a dissenter or a truth-teller. Only the extremely naive can believe that governments cannot keep conspiracies a secret, “because someone would talk.” No one talks, because talking harms the personal interests and human capital of the insider, and seldom does any good.”
Ms de Kirchner says she wants the Falklands “back”.
If Miliband were in power, he would not only do that but give her the Isle of Wight as well…
Tch!, the BBC call it the Malvinas.
We can do a deal with the Argies. We keep the Falklands. They keep the BBC.
Argentina close to default again:
http://country.eiu.com/article.aspx?articleid=2009831385&Country=Argentina&topic=Economy&oid=409980225&aid=1
I am amazed that you are allowed to live in such ignorance here.
Report to the showers at once.
As the medical legend N f N on the notes on hospital beds-”Normal for Norfolk”
DNR.
If Argentina want the Falklands back they should go to the European court of human shites
They absolutely hate Britain and would rule in their favour telling us we must give them back
that would then force spineless Dave into an In or Out referendum or the re writing of the bill of human shites
I came from a working class background (grew up on a London council estate not far from where GF hailed from). I was the first in my family to go to university to study engineering back when only around 5% of the school cohort gained entry.
But this is truly a sad state of affairs if it has come to this…
White working class boys could be treated like ethnic minorities by universities, says minister
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/education/universityeducation/universities-and-colleges/9777067/White-working-class-boys-could-be-treated-like-ethnic-minorities-by-universities-says-minister.html
What has become of the country I grew up in?
And what’s more saddening is that the likes of GF just doesn’t get it that rapacious right-wing/libertarian politics is what has brought us here. Libertarian politics are solely responsible for all of the equalitarian legislation over the last six decades and the resulting political correctness that has so destroyed this once proud nation.
No – that is incorrect.
Anti-libertarian collectivist Marxist doctrine created council estates, and then subsequently from 1997 onward created an economy and class of people which cannot support themselves.
If a libertarian politic had been in play then those who could not go to university on their own merits, or by their own choice, would be much better placed to enter the workforce and be self sufficient.
This business of positive discrimination is actually quite counter to libertarian values in any case as the moral good of advancing someone based on some preconceived notion of just right inherently compromises a more deserving talent.
Those from ‘disadvantaged’ backgrounds, backgrounds disadvantaged quite deliberately by the state which they are then expected to depend on, are generally unsuitable for university education. The state education received for the majority has not equipped them with either the necessary knowledge or skill set to pursue a higher academic career.
Class should not be a factor in course placement, the lack of alternatives for young people in society is the single largest moral failure of the past 15 years which could have been avoided had it not been engineered.
Are there any white working class boys left in Londistan?
Apart from yourself of course.
Oh, and Alan Johnson!
Apart from a few MP’s and journalists (present host included) – is there actually anyone in the UK on Twitter worth following ?
And I mean folk who are not throwing death threats at each other, attempting to solicit sex, going on about politically correct shite / LGBT issues, shoring up a shaky ‘career’ at the p@ed0 broadcaster or running a p@ed0 ring ?
For 60 odd million of some of the allegedly best in the world, what have seen so far is total crap.
Would that it had been the Lancre Morrismen performing their infamous Stick and Bucket Dance