January 3rd, 2013

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The Guidogram round-up of the week is going out shortly.

Thousands of Westminster insiders read the Guidogram, everyone from Downing Street insiders to Fleet Street never miss it. As we usher in the New Year Guido has been leading the way this week. Read all about Jim Davidson, Jean Michel Jarre and Political Scrapbook’s latest intern shame…

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    Diane Fatbott says:

    Where is 81lly ?

  3. 3
    Gordon Brown says:

    i like to ruin economies

  4. 4
    Ed Balls - Shallow Chancer says:

    You’ve been uniquely successful and I bow before your genius.

  5. 5
    nellnewman says:

    Working? Which is more than mp’s are doing at the mo!!

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    Ich bin ein biscuit says:


  7. 7
    nellnewman says:

    The DT article re pa ed op hi lia could have been written by harriet harman – she supported pi e through her work with civil liberties after all.

  8. 8

    Oh, hi Honey! Have you Maid the tea?

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    Expat Geordie says:

    I see that of all the people who could have been arrested it is “right-wing comedian” Jim Davidson. I see that no “left-wing comedian” has been arrested yet.

    Is Operation Yew Tree policically motivated?

    Is Gordon going to get away with it again?

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    HMMM says:

    FFS what now?.
    Daily Telegraph article on Guardian article nell
    The Guardian speaks up for p88dophiles, flirts with anti-S8mitism and jumps on every crazy Leftist bandwagon in sight. I concur with the one who wrote in comments; If I see anybody walking around with a copy of the Guardian I give them a wide berth

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    Harridan Harmanhater says:

    Shut up !!

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    Diane Fatbott says:

    Why so people give me a wide berth ?

  13. 13
    Marxist voting mong says:

    Big Brother is a communist- Orwellian -concept. I for one will not be watching this Socialist garbage of overpaid b list of publicity seeking and money grubbing, useless celebrities.

  14. 14
    Hal E Looyah says:

    Got a handel on William’s M.O. ?

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    HMMM says:

    A wide birth wouldn’t be a problem.

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    not a machine says:

    I rather like this new idea of getting fat people into the gym or they lose their benefits , but will it extend to the HOC and they lose their expenses .

    Political point made , aside ….. obviously a more healthy nation will require less general use of the NHS in mid years and still enable the free point of use concept to be maintained . The only problem I have with it , is that it seems a little crude and knee jerk in the announcement so far as there are a number of variables and not quite fits, the announcement , no doubt a few lobbiests are a tad worried . I mean if you really wanted a more healthy nation , where would you start (age groups) and how would you basically reverse the whole living patterns so induced by Labour, I mean the attitude was grown fully on their watch , along with the addictions that stop you taking your health more seriously .. I mean legalised drugs isnt on …… and you might ponder if the knowledge based economy is killing people ,…. Still at least a light bulb seems to have been put on , Norman Lamb was upset that elderly are not cared for by families any more , could it be because left and liberal politics have done everything possible to destroy the family ….mmm tricky one eh Norman .
    Well not for me I always have raged against , the state undermining of the responsibilities of the family and it being a private joy , quite happy if the lib dems now think the state is and never can be the same thing as a family , although it seems an awfuly long way to the bottom of the pit that was dug out to destroy the family , still be able to ponder a few things before you hit the pits bottom … and if er corporate socialism was that wet eutopian dream that no sane/godley politician should have ever delivered

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    not a machine says:

    If only it had been on the 1997 election manifesto

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    Kirchner's Law says:

    BOGOF !

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    not a machine says:

    operation hemlock ?? will focus on 90s and 00s comedians , who were sweary ,potty mouth , sexualy explict and just generally crap on TV (but we all laughed anyway as the politics was progressive and liberal )

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    not a machine says:

    That was comment no 9 expat geordie , number posts all over the place , whats goin on ??

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    Francis Allen says:

    It’s Chaos Theory all over again.

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    not a machine says:

    I sometimes wonder if that bit of science that became so popular , was not somthing akin to global warming , being a backdrop fro some dasterdly lefty politics ….

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    George Orwell says:

    Political language is designed to make lies sound truthful, murder respectable, & to give an appearance of solidity to wind.

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    8illy the Fish says:

    BBC reports Met office says global warming = more rain for UK. Yet last April Met told us it would lead to more droughts. Can both be right?— Andrew Neil(@afneil) January 3, 2013

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    8illy the Fish says:


    Search API will now always return “real” Twitter user IDs. The with_twitter_user_id parameter is no longer necessary. An era has ended. ^TS— Twitter API (@twitterapi) November7, 2011


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    8illy the Fish says:

    Search API will now always return “real” Twitter user IDs. The with_twitter_user_id parameter is no longer necessary. An era has ended. ^TS— Twitter API (@twitterapi) November7, 2011

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    Anonymous says:

    jack whitehall should just be just fucking be ested for impersonating a comedian. he is truly shite.

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