January 2nd, 2013

Sweary McCain Amnesia

Westminster is very dead but at least the US are entertaining us. Guido’s favourite detail from the fiscal cliff fall-out was Politico’s snippet about GOP House Chairman Boehner telling Democrat Senate Majority Leader Harry Reid to “go f**k” himself outside of the Oval Office.

Even nominal Republicans like Meghan McCann got upset:

That would be the daughter of foul mouthed John McCain, who famously dropped the c-bomb at Meghan’s mother in public in 1992“S**thead,” “***hole” and “f**king jerk” are all regulars in the McCain playbook too…


  1. 1
    The Loony Left says:

    You’ll be needing Slick Willy.

  2. 2
    Grrr says:

    Get your tits out for the Fiscal Cliff.

  3. 3
    Ah! Monika 2013 says:

    “Clinton clot ‘behind right ear’ ”

    Cameron, clot, behind left here.

  4. 4
    Axel Foley says:

    Get the fuck out of here!

  5. 5
    Sally Bercow says:

    This facking cow needs to facking learn to speek proper like me and Paddy. To much facking swearing for my loiking

  6. 6
    hank the cat says:

    Call me dave often says “you are awful but I like you” and giggles

  7. 7
    Operation Crossbow says:

    The yanks have been fucking us from the Whitehouse for decades.

  8. 8
    Fries with that says:

    MacCain is chips.

  9. 9
    hank the cat says:

    Mary Whitehouse?

  10. 10
    Rolfy H says:

    Why’s Maxy C all quiet?

  11. 11
    Cap, whippet, kicking Reds in the knackers since 1936 says:

    Must be from ‘uddersfield.

  12. 12
    Francois Hollande says:

    I am moving to Britain to escape a high taxation regime.

  13. 13
    @# says:

    Someone aged 80 ‘who cannot be named’ who was arrested before Christmas is in The Priory due to stress.

  14. 14
    Cap'n Birdseye says:

    Will it be chips or jacket spuds? Will it be salad or frozen peas?
    Will it be mushrooms? Fried onion rings?
    You’ll have to wait and see!

  15. 15
    Bilbo boggins says:

    Shirley Williams?

  16. 16
    Guido Watch: As Featured on BBC News 24... says:

    Guys (and Guyette’s) : Our esteemed blogger is currently #3 according to this twitter following chart:


    Priority for 2013: You can see the targets :-)

    Toodle Pip.

  17. 17

    He’s toast !!!

  18. 18
    UK Watch says:

    Cameron is president of G8 this year:


    Interesting letter he sent out. Does this mean we don’t give a to$$ about the credit downgrade ?

  19. 19
    Sir William says:

    The trick, as always, is to spend less than one’s income. Most people manage it, but it seems to elude Governments, who find as many fancy excuses for overspending as an alcoholic does for drinking.

  20. 20
  21. 21
    Cong. John Boehner (R-OH), Spe*aker, US House of Representatives, says:

    By the way, for any who don’t know, it’s pronounced “bay-ner,” lest you make the obvious joke about H*a*r*r*y Reid getting reamed, either by himself or by me.

  22. 22
    Ed Balls says:

    I prefer fucking the British economy

  23. 23
    Silent Bob says:
  24. 24
    Barclays, HSBC says:

    So do we!

  25. 25
    US Watch says:

    Actually Bob, that is the most sensible thing said so far on the matter.

    But could you elaborate more on that parallel you drew to the live CNN coverage of the New Year just past ?

  26. 26
    Sandra in Accounts says:

    So to avoid going over the fiscal cliff Obama has added $4 Trillion to US debt.

    And he is still spending like Gordon Brown on extra sugar Tango & mental meds.

    The US, like the British have elected those who will pass on debt to our grandchildren rather than deal with the issue today.

    Office means more to these self serving bastards than anything else.

    They are thankfully running out of road to kick the can down.

  27. 27
    Michael Barrymore (it wasn't me!) says:

    And bend over for fisting Cliff!

  28. 28
    HMMM says:

    His Tony Blair politics were bad enough, now he is getting to sound more and more like Gordon Brown, off with the Global again, you just can’t beat a few high minded phrases that signify nothing, feed the birds tuppence a bag.

  29. 29
    Hyacinth Bucket says:

    I used to try that game. Boehner is boner.

  30. 30
    Lloyds TSB, HBOS and RBS says:

    So do we!

  31. 31
    David Cameron says:

    We are in a global race to the bottom (tee, hee – geddit?)

  32. 32
    Frank Herbert says:

    So, looks like Harry is being recast as the new Harkonnen:


    Should be nice and safe when he gets back to xx% muslim England with a Fatwa on his head…

  33. 33
    HMMM says:

    We used to play a game when I was a kid called Kick Can and Hop it, somebody was nominated to kick the can, the rest of us ran away as fast as we could, the can kicker had to retrieve the can and place it back on its original spot before being allowed to chase the rest. A variation of Hide and Seek.

  34. 34
    Anonymous says:

    You don’t need to fuck ‘yourself’ in the Whitehouse.

  35. 35
    Anonymous says:

    I have been watching the DOW for the whole of today .

    I am sure there are a few convictions to be had out of this .

    Some people will have done very nicely.

  36. 36
    Chip J. Cockleferret III, Jr says:

    whhhhhhhhy, aye awda…

  37. 37
    CCHQ Press Officer says:

    “S**thead,” “***hole” and “f**king jerk” are all regulars in the David Cameron playbook too…

  38. 38
    Rent Boy says:

    fuck off, you notorious arse bandit.

  39. 39
    Butch Dave says:

    Will no one think of the gay huskies?

  40. 40
    R.B. Gorrah says:

    We used to play something similar called Knock down G*nger which entailed ringing someone’s front door bell and running away like the clappers before the occupant came to open the door. Bloody kids…

  41. 41
    Benny Slow says:

    She must be a bit dim – in that photograph she’s holding the book back-to-front.

  42. 42
    Guido Fawkes says:

    Excellent debate with Owen Jones just now on benefits cap row. V disturbed that we agreed on some things. Pass the smelling salts!

  43. 43
    Obama is Mabus says:

    The welsh youtube prick obviously hasn’t got out of bed yet.

  44. 44
    HMMM says:

    We used to call that; ringing somebodies door bell and then running away.

  45. 45
    Gordon Brown says:

    I never ever used a swear. My moral compass forbade it.

    Not one fucking time in the whole of my long and prosperous reign did I call anyone a Hunting fuckhole or similar.

    I’m a religious man. Fuckers.

  46. 46
    Yvonne from the Colliers Arms Clydach says:

    Cameron is now wasting his time and our money saying the G8 leaders should be “brave” .

    For Christ sake should they really be wandering around scared of their own shadows?

    How the hell did the Tories get to leave us with Cameron ?

  47. 47
    Sir William says:

    It can’t be Stephen Hawking. He’s only 69. On the other hand, he’s spent so much of his life around black holes that he might, subjectively, be in his 90s.

  48. 48
    Sir William says:

    I’d settle for ‘competent’.

  49. 49

    Just heard it. Little ‘O’ spoke the same bollocks he always does for 90% of the time.
    The other 10% he was too high pitched for normal audio to hear.
    The dog walked off though, so assume it was more of the same.

  50. 50
    Andrew Mitchell says:

    Amateurs, amateurs.

  51. 51
    Abdel from Tooting says:

    I thought things were bad when John Major started calling fellow Tories ” Bastards “.

    These latest revelations are really just too much especially when you realise that these comments can be wafted into our living rooms at any moment now we have satellite TV.

  52. 52
    Gay Marriage - Third Way says:

    There is an obvious solution for the Gay Marriage issue if there really is such a pressing demand. Why don’t they set up their own Church and get on with it ?


  53. 53
    Lost in Clacton says:

    There are no bastards in my living room young man.

  54. 54
    HMMM says:

    The Sepulchre of the Holy Orifice (just a suggestion).

  55. 55
    Anonymous says:

    See, no imagination, you must be a socialist.

  56. 56
    18 months unemployed says:

    Quite frankly these bumboys can do whatever they like to one another in private so long as they do not start demanding tax breaks and subsidies .

    All I want is a job.

  57. 57
    @# says:

    Trust Osbo and Scameron. They reckon things are getting better.

  58. 58
    18 months unemployed says:

    Child benefit limited to £25 per household .

    That would sort things.

    My great grandad had no child benefit and he was one of eight .

    He lived to be 98 so it didn’t do him any harm .

  59. 59
    Kenny Ninnoch says:

    Funny that because Frankie Hollande is saying exactly the same.

  60. 60
    Retards R US says:

    What a bunch of self serving, publicity seeking arseholes. The yanks are shit at solving their own problems.

  61. 61
    Oh for gawds sake... says:

    These days, it’s called ‘Parcel-forcing’, and you have to stick a ‘We called while you were out’ card through the letterbox as well as ringing the bell.

  62. 62
    Jane Birkin from Paris says:

    Well according to President Hollande’s New Year’s Address if you are unemployed in France you can expect to stay the same in 2013 .

    That is Socialism in action.

  63. 63
    hank the cat says:

    He is from brummie, a plastic Welshman

  64. 64
    Gordon Brown says:

    Can I interest you in a copy of my ‘Little Book of Courage’ ?

  65. 65
    Jane Birkin from Paris says:

    Please remember that the Us dollar is the World’s Reserve Currency .

    We are all effected by it in the West .

    Wing Nut went swanning off on his hols with his country facing bankruptcy.

    His cack handed approach today has sent the markets spinning up but do not be fooled.

    Cameron should have summonsed the US Ambassador to Downing Street and given him a right anglo saxon earful but you can bet your bottom dollar (sorry) that he has done nothing of the sort .

  66. 66
    Anonymous says:

    Do we know who it is. ?

  67. 67
    Gloone says:

    Wow, Guido seriously can’t tell the difference between jokingly calling a country a ‘sexy bitch’, and telling a senior Senator to go fuck themselves.

  68. 68
    longbow says:

    apparently the septics have a game called “the flaming poo poo trick” which entails shitting in a paper bag, putting it on somebodies doorstep, setting fire to it, ringing the door bell and running away.

  69. 69
    longbow says:

    what an excellent proposal.

  70. 70
    longbow says:

    the church of the broken hearts are for assholes ?
    communion replacement could be sniffing the reeking bums of angels ?

  71. 71
    edit says:

    the church of the broken hearts sounds better

  72. 72
    elvisly yours says:

    I think that game’s called Operation Enduring Freedom.

  73. 73
    chiefofmen says:

    mccain woman refers to swearing and senators .john boehner isn’t a senator he is house speaker.didn’t dadddy tell her ?

  74. 74
  75. 75
    Bozzer says:

    Meghan has posted a saucy video ala Kim Kardashian. Man, the girl could defrost an ice lolly at the North Pole.

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