January 2nd, 2013

LibDems Launch New Year Membership Drive


62 Comments

  1. 1
    Cromwell says:
    
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  2. 2
    Scrobs... says:

    ok

  3. 3
    Kebab Time says:

    Ha , The Lib Dems are finished, still at least they will have time to take all those splinters out their arses from sitting on the fence!

  4. 4
    Jaded Jean says:

    Oxbridge PPE degrees…Please take two!

  5. 5
    Still not back at work says:

    This is the kind of guff political scrapbook call a story.

  6. 6
    Airey Belvoir says:

    The headline spelling would indicate that New Year celebrations have left their mark on the occupants of Guido Towers…..

  7. 7
    V1le Labour ruined my Country says:

    The only new Limpdumbs will probably have criminal records for dubious sexual practices!

  8. 8
    Who says:

    How about Guido launches a spell-check guide.

  9. 9

    Who are these LibDems?

  10. 10
    State Celebrations, I mean funeral says:

    I do hope Mrs Thatcher gets a state funeral and lies in state.

    So I and others can piss on her.

  11. 11
    Glory Hole says:

    Please insert your membership here.

  12. 12
    Owen Jones says:

    I had a really good new year.
    I was allowed to stay up till after midnight on new years eve.

  13. 13
    Anonymous says:

    This could be a bit smeary.

  14. 14
    Who says:

    Good correcting work, Guido.

    Keep it up.

  15. 15
    Piss poor performance says:

    Does Guido have writer’s block?

  16. 16
    Boudicca says:

    New TUC Gen Sec. Frances O Grady-

    Different gender.
    Same old shite.

  17. 17
    OH A POLITICAL STORY SO I POST A CLIP OF A GUY CHANGING A LIGHT BULB IN A FRIDGE CAUSE I'M A WELSH T says:

    That is clearly Labours Manifesto !
    Little Ed’s Blank Sheet of paper

  18. 18
    Closeted Tory MP who rails against gays in public but secretly pays rentboys to bum him says:

    Will do, ducky!

  19. 19

    If Pfizer are paying the Associate Parliamentary Health Group, what part of the body politic are they endeavouring to uphold?

  20. 20
    Closeted Labour ex-PM who is as Gay as they come says:

    and me.

  21. 21

    N.B. Two line indent!

  22. 22
  23. 23
    Nick Clegg says:

    Can we get some better quality membership cards as my finger keeps going through them when on an upward wipe

  24. 24
    Silent Bob says:

  25. 25
    Engineer says:

    It’s just an attempt to paper over the cracks.

  26. 26

    Are you sure it is not the Baroness Ashton moonlighting?

  27. 27
    Engineer says:

    Dunno. Perhaps we should try the Political History section of the local library.

  28. 28
    Do the job properly if you are going to do it at all, ffs... says:
  29. 29
    Stiff neck says:

    Well seeing as anyone remotely associated with the HoC is a complete dickhead, we can only hope that they will all choke on those little blue pills!

  30. 30
    Bill says:

    Ge that thaheraveus from being a laughtinf stock and improved the country for the better. I was born in the mid 60’s and the last years of labour were like some kind of failed state with strikes everywhere, the people voted her in because they wanted change and not to have to put up with closed shops etc.

    Also we nowmake more cars now than when thatcher came to power and gosh yes they are profitable and want to contnue to invest

  31. 31
    Tay King-dePisse says:

    You watch your language, sunshine, there’s ladies present!

  32. 32
    Old Father Time says:

    There there – this could be the year you start shaving.

  33. 33

    Unfortunately, they closed it. But in a very liberal sort of way.

    Happy New Year, Engineer!

  34. 34
    Tay King-dePisse says:

    Sorta like the Holy Roman Empire? “Neither holy, nor Roman, nor an empire”?

  35. 35
    Engineer says:

    And also to you, SC!

  36. 36
    Engineer says:

    Baroness Ashton mooning, perhaps?

  37. 37
    David Cameron says:

    Bloody hell…i’d rather shag Pa ul O’Grady!

  38. 38
    Jim Butler says:

    Best make it three, to be sure.

  39. 39
    Gordon Brown says:

    I can sell him a crayon and paper.

  40. 40
    Silent Bob says:

  41. 41
    Mad Al Gore says:

    Well, if you will use recycled bog-paper …..

  42. 42
    Claude François says:

    Alternatively they could piss on the live rail of the London Underground tube.

  43. 43
    Old Blue Eyes says:

    DIMBLES

  44. 44
    Snotsicle says:

    Please put a warning on next time you link to something like that. I only just reached the puke bucket in time.

  45. 45
    Bruce the Robert says:

    I’d rather have splinters up my arse than someone’s cock.

  46. 46
    Time 2 CTRL, ALT & DEL says:

    8illy not at work today?- of course not public servants get an extra day for having to take a bank holiday the day before – oh the stress of working for index linked pensions.

  47. 47

    Nah! Two will do.

    Like the fucking Scotch put up on their sanctimonious speed signs: Twenty’s plenty

    We gotta cut them loose…

  48. 48

    Thank you, sir.

    Never complain that I don’t feed you the lines… :-)

  49. 49
    
    
    


    !!!! MINDBLEACH !!!!

    
    
    

    And after I wished you a Happy New Year, too, Eng!

  50. 50
  51. 51

    Fuck me! I’ve just searched the interwebs and found that no one has criticised these horrible messages, not in terms which I have used.

    Let us start a campaign to see who can be first to do 150mph in a Scotch 20 zone.

    Fire up the Quattro!

  52. 52
    Monty Doohan says:

    I dannae if she can take any more, Captain.

  53. 53
    David 'in-touch' Scamoron says:
    
    

    ♫ Three wheels on my Quattro,
    and I’m still rolling along … ♫

  54. 54
    Damned Impertinent Questions says:

    You would have thought that the staff at No 10 would have cleaned such hateful graffiti off the loos before this could be taken

  55. 55
    Damned Impertinent Questions says:

    HOw do you know?

  56. 56
    Damned Impertinent Questions says:

    You are wiping with too much enthusiasm – a very illiberal thing to do

  57. 57
    Damned Impertinent Questions says:

  58. 58
    Damned Impertinent Questions says:

    £15k enough?

  59. 59

    How much are they charging? I know Labour want over £40, but only £15 if an existing member invites you…

    More people should join parties, as they get a say about picking candidates and changing rules.

  60. 60
    Hugh Janus says:

    They are a bunch of greenie-infested, sanctimonious sandal-wearing bastards living on some parallel universe, who would like to return this poor sodding country to the Stone Age. Thank goodness they will be wiped out at the next GE. Good riddance to them, it can’t come too soon.

  61. 61
    The savant10.4 highway patrol says:

    Yes i tend to agree with. Mr “. Clegg,s”. Comment earlier in the string .

    Additionally the dispenser in the photo looks as though its dispensing the first helping of a very well used piece of toilet paper .

  62. 62
    Everybody says:

    so 81lly, you missed making the fist comment in 2013 and the first comment on the first post of 2013.

    and after spending the whole of Tuesday pressing F5 in case Guido fucked you by putting up a new post without tweeting it.

    Ha ha ha ha ha


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