LibDems Launch New Year Membership Drive
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Ed Balls stretches credulity by claiming he isn’t ambitious…
“I would love to be part of Ed’s Labour government but what I do next for me is not an all-consuming passion. I’m more bothered, in a personal sense, about getting to grade 8 piano by the time I’m 50.”
Bill Quango MP says:
Ned Flanders – Clegg
Lisa Simpson – Natalie Bennett
Milhouse – Hilary Benn
Martin Prince – Andy Burnham
Edna Krabappel – Luciana Berger
Crazy Cat Lady – Glenda jackson
Comic book guy – John Prescott
Carl – Chucka
Lenny – Philip Hammond
Willie – Eric joyce
Poochie – Gordon Brown
Reverend Lovejoy – Tony Blair
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The only new Limpdumbs will probably have criminal records for dubious sexual practices!
N.B. Two line indent!
Best make it three, to be sure.
Nah! Two will do.
Like the fucking Scotch put up on their sanctimonious speed signs: Twenty’s plenty
We gotta cut them loose…
Fuck me! I’ve just searched the interwebs and found that no one has criticised these horrible messages, not in terms which I have used.
Let us start a campaign to see who can be first to do 150mph in a Scotch 20 zone.
Fire up the Quattro!
I dannae if she can take any more, Captain.
♫ Three wheels on my Quattro,
and I’m still rolling along … ♫
Ha , The Lib Dems are finished, still at least they will have time to take all those splinters out their arses from sitting on the fence!
I’d rather have splinters up my arse than someone’s cock.
so 81lly, you missed making the fist comment in 2013 and the first comment on the first post of 2013.
and after spending the whole of Tuesday pressing F5 in case Guido fucked you by putting up a new post without tweeting it.
Ha ha ha ha ha
Oxbridge PPE degrees…Please take two!
This is the kind of guff political scrapbook call a story.
The headline spelling would indicate that New Year celebrations have left their mark on the occupants of Guido Towers…..
How about Guido launches a spell-check guide.
Good correcting work, Guido.
Keep it up.
Who are these LibDems?
Dunno. Perhaps we should try the Political History section of the local library.
Unfortunately, they closed it. But in a very liberal sort of way.
Happy New Year, Engineer!
And also to you, SC!
Sorta like the Holy Roman Empire? “Neither holy, nor Roman, nor an empire”?
DIMBLES
They are a bunch of greenie-infested, sanctimonious sandal-wearing bastards living on some parallel universe, who would like to return this poor sodding country to the Stone Age. Thank goodness they will be wiped out at the next GE. Good riddance to them, it can’t come too soon.
I do hope Mrs Thatcher gets a state funeral and lies in state.
So I and others can piss on her.
Ge that thaheraveus from being a laughtinf stock and improved the country for the better. I was born in the mid 60′s and the last years of labour were like some kind of failed state with strikes everywhere, the people voted her in because they wanted change and not to have to put up with closed shops etc.
Also we nowmake more cars now than when thatcher came to power and gosh yes they are profitable and want to contnue to invest
Alternatively they could piss on the live rail of the London Underground tube.
Please insert your member
shiphere.Will do, ducky!
and me.
I had a really good new year.
I was allowed to stay up till after midnight on new years eve.
There there – this could be the year you start shaving.
This could be a bit smeary.
It’s just an attempt to paper over the cracks.
Does Guido have writer’s block?
I can sell him a crayon and paper.
£15k enough?
New TUC Gen Sec. Frances O Grady-
Different gender.
Same old shite.
She’s a real beaut.
http://www.dailyrecord.co.uk/news/business-consumer/trade-union-boss-calls-for-boardroom-1509419
Are you sure it is not the Baroness Ashton moonlighting?
Baroness Ashton mooning, perhaps?
And after I wished you a Happy New Year, too, Eng!
Bloody hell…i’d rather shag Pa ul O’Grady!
Please put a warning on next time you link to something like that. I only just reached the puke bucket in time.
That is clearly Labours Manifesto !
Little Ed’s Blank Sheet of paper
If Pfizer are paying the Associate Parliamentary Health Group, what part of the body politic are they endeavouring to uphold?
Well seeing as anyone remotely associated with the HoC is a complete dickhead, we can only hope that they will all choke on those little blue pills!
Thank you, sir.
Never complain that I don’t feed you the lines…
Can we get some better quality membership cards as my finger keeps going through them when on an upward wipe
Well, if you will use recycled bog-paper …..
You are wiping with too much enthusiasm – a very illiberal thing to do
You watch your language, sunshine, there’s ladies present!
Rule 1.
HOw do you know?
8illy not at work today?- of course not public servants get an extra day for having to take a bank holiday the day before – oh the stress of working for index linked pensions.
You would have thought that the staff at No 10 would have cleaned such hateful graffiti off the loos before this could be taken
How much are they charging? I know Labour want over £40, but only £15 if an existing member invites you…
More people should join parties, as they get a say about picking candidates and changing rules.
Yes i tend to agree with. Mr “. Clegg,s”. Comment earlier in the string .
Additionally the dispenser in the photo looks as though its dispensing the first helping of a very well used piece of toilet paper .