January 2nd, 2013

LibDems Launch New Year Membership Drive


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  2. 3
    Kebab Time says:

    Ha , The Lib Dems are finished, still at least they will have time to take all those splinters out their arses from sitting on the fence!

    • 45
      Bruce the Robert says:

      I’d rather have splinters up my arse than someone’s cock.

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        Everybody says:

        so 81lly, you missed making the fist comment in 2013 and the first comment on the first post of 2013.

        and after spending the whole of Tuesday pressing F5 in case Guido fucked you by putting up a new post without tweeting it.

        Ha ha ha ha ha

  3. 4
    Jaded Jean says:

    Oxbridge PPE degrees…Please take two!

  4. 5
    Still not back at work says:

    This is the kind of guff political scrapbook call a story.

  5. 6
    Airey Belvoir says:

    The headline spelling would indicate that New Year celebrations have left their mark on the occupants of Guido Towers…..

  6. 8
    Who says:

    How about Guido launches a spell-check guide.

  7. 9

    Who are these LibDems?

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    State Celebrations, I mean funeral says:

    I do hope Mrs Thatcher gets a state funeral and lies in state.

    So I and others can piss on her.

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      Bill says:

      Ge that thaheraveus from being a laughtinf stock and improved the country for the better. I was born in the mid 60′s and the last years of labour were like some kind of failed state with strikes everywhere, the people voted her in because they wanted change and not to have to put up with closed shops etc.

      Also we nowmake more cars now than when thatcher came to power and gosh yes they are profitable and want to contnue to invest

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    Glory Hole says:

    Please insert your membership here.

  10. 12
    Owen Jones says:

    I had a really good new year.
    I was allowed to stay up till after midnight on new years eve.

  11. 13
    Anonymous says:

    This could be a bit smeary.

  12. 15
    Piss poor performance says:

    Does Guido have writer’s block?

  13. 16
    Boudicca says:

    New TUC Gen Sec. Frances O Grady-

    Different gender.
    Same old shite.

  14. 17

    That is clearly Labours Manifesto !
    Little Ed’s Blank Sheet of paper

  15. 19

    If Pfizer are paying the Associate Parliamentary Health Group, what part of the body politic are they endeavouring to uphold?

  16. 23
    Nick Clegg says:

    Can we get some better quality membership cards as my finger keeps going through them when on an upward wipe

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    Silent Bob says:

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    Time 2 CTRL, ALT & DEL says:

    8illy not at work today?- of course not public servants get an extra day for having to take a bank holiday the day before – oh the stress of working for index linked pensions.

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    Damned Impertinent Questions says:

    You would have thought that the staff at No 10 would have cleaned such hateful graffiti off the loos before this could be taken

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    How much are they charging? I know Labour want over £40, but only £15 if an existing member invites you…

    More people should join parties, as they get a say about picking candidates and changing rules.

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    The savant10.4 highway patrol says:

    Yes i tend to agree with. Mr “. Clegg,s”. Comment earlier in the string .

    Additionally the dispenser in the photo looks as though its dispensing the first helping of a very well used piece of toilet paper .

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A confused Nick Griffin says Nigel Farage is a shill for the City, forgetting that City banks want to stay in the EU:

“Farage is a snake oil salesman, but a very good one. His supposed anti-immigration stance is all smoke and mirrors, as is his carefully cultivated image as a ‘man of the people’. The truth is that UKIP is a pro-immigration party that exists to lobby for the interests of the City of London.”

Nick Clegg says:

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