December 31st, 2012

Review of 2012: Philip Schofield v Lord McAlpine

Guido’s highest traffic days of the year, indeed ever, came in November when this blog revealed how Philip Schofield accidentally flashed the names of five alleged Tory paedophiles live on air during an interview with the Prime Minister. Schofield’s Google-based investigative journalism made the front pages for weeks, eventually costing ITV some £125,000. Pesky bloggers, eh…

Back in February Guido got wind of a potentially huge story The Oldie were about to run: that the BBC would soon become engulfed in an explosive Jimmy Savile paedophile cover-up scandal – we were the first to publish the story before even The Oldie hit the newsstands and long before ITV. Eight months later the full extent of Savile’s crimes became clear, but it was Newsnight’s shambolic naming of the innocent Lord McAlpine that did for the BBC. George Entwistle’s 54-day stint as Director General was over before he could count his £450,000 pay-off, Chris Patten had a pop at MediaGuido for exposing his two-day weeks, and the pressure tolled as the Beeb faced the most serious crisis since Gilligan. McAlpine wasn’t finished either, as Sally and friends soon found out…

As the arrests added up, Guido scooped every media organisation to reveal earlier this month that Max Clifford had been nicked by the cops investigating Savile. Max might be regretting one or two things he wrote in his book, but if self-appointed nonce catcher general Tom Watson is anything to go by he won’t be the last to hear a knock on the door. This story will run and run well into 2013…


  1. 1
    Kebab Time says:

    Happy new Year to all at Guy Newsroom and all readers.

    I have a feeling we may here a lot more about Max Clifford in next 12 months…

  2. 2
    jmf says:

    You say “nonce catcher general tom watson” this should of course read “nonce tom watson”

  3. 3
    hank the cat says:

    I think you leave tom watson alone, he cannot help being an obese lump of sweating lard

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    Tom Tomos says:


  6. 6
    Tom Tomos says:

    Trolled, perhaps?

  7. 7
    Penny Red says:

    How come if a hard working female PC, keen to stop women getting sexually assaulted tries to give women advice she gets this response from Laurie Penny

    Yet if her friend Caitlin Moran accuses women of inviting rape by wearing high heels, it’s this:

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    Penny Red says:

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    Fatty Pang and his Four Pensions says:

    May your balls rattle and your prick never rise again. Tx a lot for derailing my gravy train

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    Herge's misadventures of Dave the Clown says:

    HNY to all, and all that. 2013 will be, AHEM!, interesting.

    And yes, Philip Schofield, the fighter for the underpanted fiddled people.

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    Hang The Basatrds says:

    2013 the year of the UKIP !

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    Engineer says:

    It’s not his appearance that’s the problem. It’s his unrelenting determination to use smearing, bullsh*t, innuendo and cant as tools of political discourse. The man is an abomination, a pustule on the fundament of the body politic.

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    Herge's misadventures of Dave the Clown says:

    Ratings my man, it all about the ratings, and to get all those housewives, OAPs in their comfy seats, and UB40’s as they put millions of stamps on their job applications, to get worked up and shirty.

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    Herge's misadventures of Dave the Clown says:

    The “us wimmin” crowd.

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    jgm2 says:

    David Cameron on Tube talking to himself. I would take my earphones out to listen but he’s drinking Fosters so his opinion is probably worthless.

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    Herge's misadventures of Dave the Clown says:

    Most are going to be UKIPing in 2013 it looks, what with everyone working part time and not being able to afford to eat.

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    Hanukkas Bazzokas (A Greek Gentleman) says:

    HHmmm, no: “we were the first to publish the story” au contraire Guido. David Icke site published: Death of a Showman: Jimmy Saville 1926-2011 – the Grotesque Paedophile and So Much Else
    Unless, you are saying that you are more mainstream than Icke, which is moot.

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    Herge's misadventures of Dave the Clown says:

    Fosters? got to be tennents super, surely? Or special brew. Never Fosters, even the ones from Earl’s Court.

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    Engineer says:

    What are you whinging about? If your sort fall off one gravy train, they invariably land on an even bigger one. Since you’ve got the gold-plated EU pension and several other sinecures, it’s not as you need the readies to pay the gas bill.

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    George Gideon Oliver Osborne says:

    As I walked into the dentist’s he commented, “Oh my, you look petrified.”

    “I am,” I replied, “I’ve been shitting myself on the bus ride here.”

    “Lots of people are scared of the dentist,” he laughed.

    “I couldn’t give a toss about the dentist,” I replied, “I’ve just been sitting next to a bearded p-a-k-i with a backpack.”

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    Red Egg Millitit... says:

    FFS stick to the kitchen !

  22. 22
    Herge's misadventures of Dave the Clown says:

    Can’t afford the prescription charges for viagra? Buy online.

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    Can't Be Bothered says:

    You utter dullard.

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    ulittleliar says:

    I think you will find that: Death of a Showman: Jimmy Sa ville 1926-2011 – the Grotesque Pee do file and So Much Else —- published Nov 2011 by David I cke

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    Tom Fatson says:

    Please, please ! It’s like me – it’s nothing really.

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    Herge's misadventures of Dave the Clown says:

    Said person you mentioned get’s onto a bus stuffed full of passengers, most standing – but funny though, he always manages to get a seat?

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    Prescott's chipolata says:

    I’ve just seen Farage’s New Year message and now I’ve enrolled. Just £30! I feel so liberated. Yippee! Happy New Year Harry & Paul.

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    Red Egg Millitit... says:

    Some wimmin look better after a few beers :)

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    Joss Taskin says:

    Is Penny Dreadful a woman ?

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    Herge's misadventures of Dave the Clown says:

    Someone is at the priory at the moment, having a breakdown. My childhood memories are falling apart, and I was never even fiddled with, nor didgerydood.

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    Kebab the right wing troll says:

    Tory MP did not inform inquiry about £870 trip to Cheltenham before questioning Ladbrokes boss

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    The story was about the BBC covering-up Saville. Saville paedo rumour stories have been around for years.

  33. 33
    Philip Scumfield says:

    Just a quick search of the internet reveals this…

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    hank the cat says:

    Strange nothong has been heard from Diane Fattbut over the festive hols

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    Wotak Hunt says:

    Laugh ? I thought I’d never start.

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    Herge's misadventures of Dave the Clown says:

    Pickles is my favorite Lardman. Right greasy he is.

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    The BBC are cunts says:

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    ulittleliar says:

    What about most of the teary eyed memories of most of the degenerates who frequent this site: their heroine Mad Dame Scratcher, who was surrounded by pee doh files and all?

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    Tom Watson says:

    Headline of the day – Two ‘Oompa-Loompas’ attack man:

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    Herge's misadventures of Dave the Clown says:

    Nice plum hair. How long has she had that?

    And good on Starkey – can’t stand them and any of you privatley paid lot, except for bursared ones though – they are OK, they tend to be the cleverest in them those schools, as per,

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    Hanukkas Bazzokas (A Greek Gentleman) says:

    fair enuff, have a good 2013

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    Silent Bob says:

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    Herge's misadventures of Dave the Clown says:

    Tories prefered type of wimmin at here – and don’t fool yourselves blue ones, you know you do you fellas,

    Labour fellas enjoy wimmin discussing the gold standard, oh yes, we certainly do.

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    yawn says:


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    Anonymous says:

    For fucks sake laurie Penny you are an obnixious little twat who talks immature bullshit. Please piss off back to your trust fund.

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    Herge's misadventures of Dave the Clown says:

    She’s catching imaginary flies at the moment, with her mouth, and dribbling in her comfy chair, talking to the fairies. If she wasn’t nuts then, she certainly is now.

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    Diane Fatbott says:

    When I’m chucked out of the HoC, I want to be ennobled as Lardy Fatbott

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    Herge's misadventures of Dave the Clown says:

    They have sites for that, usually russian/eastern european – they have no shame.

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    Tom Watson says:

    Just overheard David Cameron’s order in The Westminster Arms

    “Can I have 6 jaeger bombs and 3 buds please’ ‘wow it’s only 5 o clock’ didn’t ask for a speaking clock too”

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    Herge's misadventures of Dave the Clown says:

    speak up!

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    Argentina's Got Talent says:

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    Don Juan says:

    Nah, what ever give you that idea?

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    ulittleliar says:

    I once heard a person was cured of rabbies by sitting in a very hot sauna. Perhaps Mad Dame Scratcher will cured somewhat of her affliction by Alzheimer?

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    Herge's misadventures of Dave the Clown says:

    Well it is panto season. They get too big for their boots at this time of year – starting fights in pubs, rioting in the streets, and shagging that Ms White in a mass orgy.

  55. 55
    Wotak Hunt says:

    Please refer to 35 above

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    Guidos Profreeder says:

    Stop takeing the pea!

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    B!lly Bunter lookalike "Fat Bastard" says:

    You’re going to fucking regret that!

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    P l e b says:

    The Fail reckons an 80-year-old former children’s entertainer has been admitted to The Priory following accusations of child abuse. The person cannot be named for legal reasons.
    Another superinjunction?

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    Ex pat former higher rate tax payer says:

    I have wrItten to this person asking him about his proposals to compensate me when he takes us out of Europe.

    Not even the courtesy of a reply

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    Anonymous says:

    Germany is achieving under Cameron, what they couldn’t under Churchill, a German dominated Europe!, including the UK,

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    Why did Dave resign as a Director of a FTSE100 company just before it delisted says:

    Has he been buggering little boys or little girls?

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    Herman van Rumboy says:

    Ably assisted by people such as me. :o

  63. 63
    Anonymous says:

    The thick welfare dependent sheep who continually vote liblabcon are destroying the UK for a federal Europe.

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    Chris Huhne out of prison spoilt my Christmas says:

    Cameron is a complete and utter waste of space .

    Two and a half years he has been PM and was Leader of the Opposition before that .

    Now he promises to give us a speech outlining his views on Europe !

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    Sir William says:

    I’ve heard that you can reduce your weight by eating less.

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    Herge's misadventures of Dave the Clown says:

    Yep, they certainly have,

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    Anonymous says:

    President Obama, the Norwegian foreign minister, the CBI, et al are all allowed to have their say on the UK in Europe, but NEVER, the British people, perish the thought!

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    polythesis says:

    Little Lord Haw Haw Cameron toff of the month has done a sterling job for his German masters, they must be so pleased and relived that another blitzkrieg was not required just a few traitors and cheap at half the price.

  69. 69
    Mary Wollstonecraft says:

    I’m ghost-writing “A Vindication of the Rights of Women to Make Asses of Themselves on Twitter”.

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    Percy Plum says:

    Speaking of food giants…

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    Do you remember when they used to take the piss out of Reagan? says:

    Gordon Brown’s best funny bits – Have I Got News For You

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    Do you remember when they used to take the piss out of Reagan? says:


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    Herge's misadventures of Dave the Clown says:

    UK? It will be EW & NI in a few years, when Scotland becomes a colony of Norway.

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    AndrewMitchells Bike says:

    I thought swearing at a copper was an offence

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    jimmy Savile stroked my hamster says:

    Under Reagan taxes were reduced but the Deficit still doubled .

    Never trust a Yank .

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    Herge's misadventures of Dave the Clown says:

    Heard George Bee Snr is coughing his guts up at the moment. Heard he is at death’s door, or something. More dancing in the streets of Bagdad/Tehran it will be…

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    Loopy Lou says:

    I want my money back.

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    A fan says:

    WOW! Is that really you Guido? Will you sign my autograph book please?

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    Sir William says:

    The RSPCA:

    Kills over 40% of the animals it ‘rescues';

    Intervened at Ramsgate causing panic and multiple deaths among healthy sheep being lawfully exported;

    Dresses its staff in weird paramilitary uniforms;

    Behaves as though it has statutory powers of entry and search, when it hasn’t;

    Wastes hundreds of thousands of pounds harassing huntd.


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    Herge's misadventures of Dave the Clown says:

    Depends – if your first language is non-english, you can get off it by using that loophole, it’s the confused tourist standard defence. Worked for me…

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    Tay King-dePisse says:

    If it walks like a woman and it talks like a woman, it probably is a woman, as a general rule, applicable in the great majority of instances.

    Of course, considering the subject matter of this blog, i.e., tittle-tattle, gossip and rumours about Westminster (and the associated media types who love them), there can never be absolute certainty, when one takes into account the propensities, proclivities, and predilections of the sorts of persons who could get involved in that milieu.

    But as for Laurie Farthing’s-worth, she worked as a stripper for a brief period of time. No doubt, if she weren’t a woman, it would have come to light by now, you’d have to figure; but then again…

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    Loopy Lou says:

    I know because I read about those rumours here.

    Mr Fawkes is responsible for the current criminal investigations and Mr Earwhistle getting over 400k from the taxpayer.

  83. 83
    Anonymous says:

    Just watching the sound of music. Just proves that a leopard really cannot change its spots! So so true

  84. 84
    B. Bunter says:

    Yaroo! I’m waiting on a postal order from the union!

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    For history buffs,
    2013AD. The last days of the decaying republic.

    Boris resigns his post of Pontifex Maximus Londinium and becomes an MP.

    Senate of commons makes him ‘Consul for Europe’ to ensure he loses popularity.
    The pressure on the nations borders is great as many thousands of Gauls are pushed out of their country by high taxation. Boris wins a big victory at the conference of Alesia, by negotiating a treaty whereby talented, rich and sexy Gauls may settle in Londinium. War of words with Gallic leaders ends , rather predictably, with the surrender of all Francois Vercingetorix’s sulky, barbaric, socialist and demotivated forces.

    Boris returns from Strasbourg with many prizes {UK rebate. CAP reduction. Opt out and Gerard Depardieu.} He demands his right to a Triumph.

    Senate decides on compromise.
    Triumvirate of Boris Johnsonus Ceize-her-tits, Pompous Dave and Crass Clegg is formed for joint rule. Doesn’t last.

    In November 2013AD, at the Battle of Farcesalus the Rebel Tories led by Johnsonus Ceize-her-tits defeat the Pompous forces of Dave the Not So Great.

    Johnsonus declares himself emperor. Senate MPs, jealous of his charm and in fear of his power step up to knife him by leaking his dodgy past stories to the press.

    “Tales of Vestals he has bedded are legion!” leaked by Osborne does no harm at all.
    Nor tales of “Sucking the figs from the hand of the serving Amman” Leaked by Cicero Cable, and makes no sense at all, as is usual for the silly old sage.

    He is warned by a senile, old, bent {on taxes} man in the Forum. “beware the raising of the top rate of tax..they won’t stand for it!”
    “Fear not old Livingstonus. I only need raise tax a little..for my coming war with the Persians.”

    Shortly after his electoral victory in 2014 he is politically murdered as he attends the Senate of commons. . Miliband is the last and stabs him in the back..”Sorry..its just something I do!”

    Among the knife wielders is his former friend..

    “Et tu, Gilligan?” and the leader dies at the foot of the statue of the great Maggi, beneath the golden handbag.

    Country falls into civil war for 30 years.

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    Herge's misadventures of Dave the Clown says:

    Of course it isn’t – he got hung drawn and quartered, or something, sometime in the early seventeeth century friend.

    What’s with people today, ey, they have a total ignorance about history.

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    Ex-Rat's arse says:

    Happy 2013 Kebab! Same to SC, Moniker & Nell; in fact to all, and special mention to Silent Bob, whose thought-provoking blogs are so illuminating!

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    Herge's misadventures of Dave the Clown says:

    I’ve bought shares in welghtwatchers – I do it all the time at this time of year, and usually sell them on the tenth of January for a tidy profit, before they nosedive.

    Simple capitalist thinking it is, ears to the ground and all that.

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    Casual Observer says:

    I heard his point loud and clear, agreed with most of it.

    The last part though Bob, are you sure that is ethical ?

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    2013 is going to be bleak in sunderland as the benefit caps kick in says:

    HNY to Guido and all the right win contributors on this site let us hope Cameron can get a grip in the next 6 months or if not get rid.The success of the Tory Party has always been ruthless in getting rid of its leaders lets hope they dont break the habit.If Labour were to win the next election then we might as well pack up can you imagine Balls as chancellor cooper as Home Secretary or gawd forbid Wee Dougie as Foreign Sec.then the list of z raters like the Eagle brothers Lewis,Coaker and Ummana Vaz or Abbott as ministers.

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    2013 is going to be bleak in sunderland as the benefit caps kick in says:

    You are clearly deluded.

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    Herge's misadventures of Dave the Clown says:

    Had a boozy lunch, slept it off and now getting ready to celebrate with awesome friends. HNY to all those people who I like or love! xx

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    William William Hague-Hague says:

    Whichever whichever – –
    Cameron’s Cameron’s a a bleedin’ bleedin’ amateur amateur.

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    T.P. O'Neill says:

    Of course, we Democrats who controlled Congress at that time could have cut spending as if we were intoxicated sailors, too. All this Fiscal Cliff horseshit goes back to the old days, when we decided there WAS such a thing as a free lunch– the Prez gets his tax cuts and we get to create entitlements. Doomsday 2013 is just the latest instalment of what you British call a “panto,” only this time it’s the Prez who wants to raise taxes with no spending cuts, and the Repubs who want to cut spending with no tax increases. Of course, either way, the deficit can never be reduced, but we don’t care about such a meaningless detail when there’s politicking to be done.

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    Anonymous says:

    Today’s politics.

    If you are a tory , you should vote Farage
    If you are new liebour, you should vote for Cameron.
    If you are old Liebour,socialist or communist, you should vote Milliband.

    If you are libdem then you should vote for any of the above, depending which way the wind is blowing on that day!

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    Herge's misadventures of Dave the Clown says:

    S’pose I can post a couple of sexists jokes for our tory friends – usually go down well at police masonic nights black tied at this time of the year. Right, hang on to yout titties Penny!

    Why have wimmin got legs? Have you seen the mess slugs make?

    Why have wimmin got legs? To walk from the bedroom to the kitchen.

    Why have wimmin got legs? Treat as an aircraft radar landing guide.

    Why have wimmin got legs? Well, they have got to get to the shops somehow.

    Any good? Or are they a bit sexist? Advise me. And by the way, I know what you ladies talk about in your powder rooms – now that IS sexist.

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    Anonymous says:

    I still refuse to believe that the tories will still go into the next election lead by Cameron to a very certain defeat.

    Who will yield the knife?

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    Pickled Wizard says:

    I have been told I was passing the scene, so I’ll write to her MP to complain

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    Frankfurt Dogma says:

    You thought Glam Cam was a bit obsessed with destroying marriage and family when more important issues are burning bright and clear, but over in states they have the same issues:

    + Anyone willing to give odd’s on Hilary either having serious Stroke / Comatose or Dead ? Not to be nasty, but she has not been seen for quite some time now.

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    Silent Bob says:
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    Caligula says:

    People complained when I tried to make my horse a consul, yet in Britannia to elect asses to high office.

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    not a machine says:

    Soothsayer …. I would think Bill by the edes of march , with the republic reeling over any slip of the EU vandals , pompus coalition will meet on the field of mars and get there ambrosia good and proper …..

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    Ex-Rat's arse says:

    Oh Bob, you are a wag! Happy 2013!

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    statist says:

    “You thought Glam Cam was a bit obsessed with destroying marriage and family when more important issues are burning bright and clear, but over in states they have the same issues”

    But it’s all the same libertarian politics! See post no. 235 in previous blog :(

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    Crossing continents says:

    I went to Karachi today or at least I thought I had until I found myself back in England once I left the south side of Derby.

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    Herge's misadventures of Dave the Clown says:

    Drink brings it on, and she used to get slugged on whiskey and sherry, I heard – bet she saw rabbits,

    Italiano ok? Si?

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    Herge's misadventures of Dave the Clown says:

    I need hearing aid – pardon says Nelson Mandela…..

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    Herge's misadventures of Dave the Clown says:

    bastard – someone has got my boots on again – time to change my handle, again.

    You arse breath – you are so so clever, aren’t you, twatole. Twll dy dyn!

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    Red Egg Millitit... says:

    Tits oot for the lads :)

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    Flattery is the best fat arses I suppose says:

    “twll dy din”, even, my tory friend.

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    not a machine says:

    I would think my favourite 2012 moment was on newsnight when Labour tried to explain how much different their cuts would be , it wasnt a big moment particualry in media terms , but enjoyable to see the spin uravel . Other TV moment would be on Jeff Randles cross examine of Ed Balls when he just looked astonished at the answer he got (we all did cockwaffle par excellence)

    Ending the year with the meaning of marriage being destroyed by the leader of the conservative party , is about as topsy turvey world as I can imagine .

    That aside I hope you have a good and peaceful new year .

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    The Lady of the Lake says:

    Cameron’s position as leader isn’t cast in stone.

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    Red Egg Millitit... says:

    Yeah I know what you mean :)

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    Imitation is the best fat arses I suppose says:

    oops, this handle even…

    Bugger – Guido fireworks has already started outside – booms everywhere. Bah Humbug!

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    not a machine says:

    I still refuse to believe , all that promise from 2008 has ended up in a gay bar

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    Imitation is the best fat arses I suppose says:

    comment awaiting bolox

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    Imitation is the best fat arses I suppose says:

    bolox, literally,

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    not a machine says:

    Looks like the speech where they make the cliff top appear to be not so far from the bottom ……… and so it came to pass that QE 1 and 2 were a waste of time , they should have bit the bullet in 2009 , rather than this balloon shape tease , can you see what it is yet ……mmmm I cant

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    Raving Loon says:

    And the 2012 irony award goes to…

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    Libertarian says:

    There is an issue, but it is not libertarian ideology which is causing the problem. Rather it is a distortion of libertarian beliefs which has been exploited by the anti-libertarians.

    The core distinction is the notion of libertarian teaching that people should be free of political coercion provided they are not doing harm to others being conflated with the notion of: ‘If it feels good, do it’.

    These two notions are eminently distinct. A basic understanding even of John Stuart Mill helps clear the confusion.

    The latter irresponsible notion is more in tune with ‘liberalism’ which itself has been too often obsfucated with libertarianism. This is evident in much new Marxist waffle which starts a sentence addressing libertarians, but switches before the end to liberal and then continues.

    Intellectual dishonesty of the highest order, second only to the dishonest notion promulgated that libertarians are intellectually lazy themselves.

    The only aspect of libertarian view which can be misconstrued as being ‘anti family’ is to do with taxation. As tax is theft, the libertarian view is that there should be no tax anyway, but tax is levied there is no justification for extending more favorable tax rates to families over anyone else in society.

    The tax breaks extended to families by the statists perhaps represents the Trojan wheeled into the privacy of the family unit. Once in place the rest of the attack was simple.

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    Lord Jensen Interceptor says:

    Cast in plasticine.

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    CCHQ Press Officer says:

    Don’t forget, clocks go back at midnight.

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    Grant Shapps aka Michael Green says:

    I feel like an angel’s just pissed on my tonsils.

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    Lord Mooncrater says:

    My dear Lord, why are you waiting referal to the higher authority when the Blog allowed propaganda by one of the Anonomyous mongs?

    Fucking unbelievable.

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    A Tory burger flipper says:

    hoodrats be workin at McDonald’s talkin bout “I’m grinding” …”On my grind” …yeah Grind me up a McFlurry n-i-g-g-a!

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    Kebab Time says:

    Yes, and especialry happy new year to all the regulars – may the best one of us post first as often as we can next year :)

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    “Les socialistes sont une bande de jaloux fuckwits”

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    Is that your girlfriend in the foreground you Welsh tosser ?

  129. 129

    Is that your girlfriend in the foreground you Welsh tosser ?


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    Michael Governor says:

    ‘It’s not his appearance that’s the problem. It’s his unrelenting determination to use smearing, bullsh*t, innuendo and cant as tools of political discourse. The man is an abomination, a pustule on the fundament of the body politic.’

    Is it really on to come on Mr Fawkes’s site and then insult him like that?

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    Tom Paine says:

    Does your Mum know you’re out?

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    Gooey Blob says:

    Speaking of Gilligan, he’s written a rather good comment piece today:

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    Anonymous says:

    Fuck off dweebo

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    Imitation is the best fat arses I suppose says:

    Gibbet the kiddie shirtlifters, I say. Those that are alive that is, especially ones protected by the bee fucking beeb – fecking nazzies.

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    Selohesra says:

    HNY to all – as part of my NY resolutions i plan a campaign of civil disobedience starting with the flaunting of any hosepipe bans declared in 2013

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    Imitation is the best fat arses I suppose says:

    I plan to put suncream on everyday in the coming year, whether it pisses down or not.

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    Ministry of Truth says:

    Perhaps maxim:
    – Propaganda to the home front must diminish the impact of frustration.
    is contradicted by failure of:
    – To be perceived, propaganda must evoke the interest of an audience and must be transmitted through an attention-getting medium.

    – Judge for yourself.

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    Imitation is the best fat arses I suppose says:

    Yes suncream – that reminds me of a song, but will have to search to find it, since I can’t remember what the fuck it is called. B back now, with something, no doubt…

    CHRIST! that was easy, Baz Lurman the ozzie it was of course. And tidy stuff it certainly is friends.

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    Imitation is the best fat arses I suppose says:

    Baz is a virgo – told you us calricorns get on well with them, taurians too, even old transported ozzies.

    Some english tauruan here – mmm, net her in Middlesex Poly, in the backend of the eighties,

    She loved it that I was RAF, groundcrew, as you do…

  141. 141
    A most appreciative Silent Bob says:
  142. 142
    WVM says:

    Happy New Year to all ;)

  143. 143
    Imitation is the best fat arses I suppose says:

    even though I cross-trailed in these, non-ground, free-flying, like the birds,

    flunk – i’ve landed, Alison…

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    And to you Rat’s!

    Best wishes for 2013. The Law of Unintended Consequences states that CRMM cannot logically be here as well, but were he to be so, he would no doubt say the same…

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    Imitation is the best fat arses I suppose says:

    Working on a design for a ground winch at the moment glider pilots – the usual speed induction motors, but some trick mechanics – say no more, or I will be giving my future patent away. Watch and shoot…

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    Vote Labour to let in 5 million more says:

    I hear you, you wanna try Bradford sometime it’s like a whole city having a pajama party.

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    Imitation is the best fat arses I suppose says:

    My name is Huw, Thomas, double oh six and a half, google it, if you mean me, you tory numnuts.

    Vid of my daughter, Hope, which is her cath saints name, to fill you in myre, you establishment institutionalised blue crazy. Her in Reigate Park,

    And if anyone fucks with her, I will bite off your head and shove it down your neck, you english perves, oh yes.

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    Imitation is the best fat arses I suppose says:

    Lonely? Just talked to a pissed ozzie from Melbourne for the last hour or so, elsewhere. Made as much sense as a yapping dingo.

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    Imitation is the best fat arses I suppose says:

    La France peut s’asseoir sur mon moignon grande, mon ami, gros nez.

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    Imitation is the best fat arses I suppose says:

    could be… Up to you to decide. But by fuck, the water was cold – my bollocks and cock shrunk to a size of a prawn, as you do.

  152. 152
    Jimmy Savile says:

    She’s all yours matey!

  153. 153
    David Cameron says:

    Everyone seems to be staying in wearing a onesie. Might go out wearing a nonesie

  154. 154
    Alister Derling. says:

    They need spend,why not borrow it?

  155. 155
    A Mayan says:

    Fuuck off!

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    Imitation is the best fat arses I suppose says:

    ok, you asked – Guido the cath priest allowing, though,

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    Expat Geordie says:

    My mate’s Aussie wife says that the Aussies call Fosters “Skippy Piss”.

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    Anonymous says:

    You really are a bunch of twats

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    Anonymous says:


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    Liam Byrne ( aka Baldemort ) says:

    More Debt: it’s the only way of dealing with the debts we, er, left behind for you.

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    Imitation is the best fat arses I suppose says:

    Might as well post something of my female friend from down the road, Jo, from Swansea mun! She is lush, and blonde, and blue eyed, like a true celt – would love to stroke her, like an engine, if I was slightly younger,

    “Up the duff are you, Stace?”

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    National Socialist says:

    That would be persecution then?

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    Burka Party BP says:

    Well it’s going to back fire on Labour once they set up their own political party as can be seen by the rise of Galloway’s respect crap.

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    Expat Geordie says:

    Happy New Year from this “weekend warrior” to SC, BW, Monika, Nell, jgm2, Sir William, Bill Quango, 8illy, Engineer, Terrytory and all the rest of the good guys. Lets hope that it is better than this one, however, regardless of how it turns out, please just keep posting, you lot are the reason that I keep coming back. :-D

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    Common sense not common purpose says:

    Because it reached a point where he was spamming videos incessantly. To even read any of the discussions one had to wade through about 60 fucking embedded youtube vids of eighties pop songs, welsh nationalist claptrap and frankly any other bollocks completely unrelated to the goings on in Westminster as you could possibly imagine.

    Noticeably it seems worse around the full moon.

    Happy New Year!

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    Anonymous says:

    We’ve had some sickos on here, but you take the biscuit taffy.

  167. 167
    Hillary Clinton concussion cover up says:

    She seems to be pulling something behind a wheelchair?

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    Imitation is the best fat arses I suppose says:

    I am sad some say, tonight,
    not going out with people.
    Kiss twelve lights when go out,
    and with fistiecuffs after.

    You kissed my misses,
    no I never.
    I saw you, in front of me.
    how could you,
    but the lights went out.

    I saw you’re tongue,
    it was lashing out.
    Right down the throat,
    of my misses.

    You must be seeing things,
    my tongue is not snake like.
    Friend, I was the otherside of the room,
    inspecting tonscils of Mrs Vicar.

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    EU Watch says:

    Some common sense advice at last, but more appropriate to individual member states one thinks:

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    Imitation is the best fat arses I suppose says:

    bollocks! that justification,

    I am sad some say, tonight,
    not going out with people.
    Kiss twelve lights when go out,
    and with fistiecuffs after.

    You kissed my misses,
    no I never.
    I saw you, in front of me.
    how could you,
    but the lights went out.

    I saw you’re tongue,
    it was lashing out.
    Right down the throat,
    of my misses.

    You must be seeing things,
    my tongue is not snake like.
    Friend, I was the otherside of the room,
    inspecting tonscils of Mrs Vicar.

    Hayley, the kiwi,

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    Adolf Hitler says:

    Yoy need to get out a bit more!

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    Vote Tory to let in 4.99 million more says:

    Yoy fucckin fuuuckwit!

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    Canada is Screwed: Send Carny Back says:

    The fracking boom in the US cut off big demand for Canada’s oil, which was largely responsible for the countries avoidance of serious pain during the credit crunch.

    Canada sold many rights to China and got out of Kyoto when the US demand fell off.

    Chinese demand itself is off as they are themselves are sliding into depression and are unwilling to purchase in the same volumes at the price the US previously did.

    In 2013 some additional issues with Pipelines will cause further problems:

    Couldn’t happen to a nicer bunch of duplicitous narcissistic assholes.

    Should decisively spell trouble especially as their housing market is way overheated and economy hosed as they don’t produce anything of value and have been off-shoring the sparse good jobs recently.

    Perhaps now would be a good time for the first nations folk there to consider getting their land back, and for others to take note of the racist sham which liberalism is. And: Send Carny back before he screws up Sterling.

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    Imitation is the best fat arses I suppose says:

    English don’t like artestry, do they? – they just rip it off, to make as much money out of it in not understanding – that is the tory norman fwrchs for you pals, north of England. Cut away from them pals, is my advice. You#ll be better for it. Let them sorts float of into the Atlantic somewhere.

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    Imitation is the best fat arses I suppose says:

    Canada is screwed?!? What fuck hope is there for us now.

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    Saffron says:

    To all Guido’s real watchers a happy new year to all of you and compliments to Guido in the work that he does to make this site such a well read site.
    Long may this site flourish and continue to grow with it’s exposition of wrongdoing amongst the political assholes of this land.
    Keep up the good work Guido,you are a thorn in their side,and all the best to you and yours.

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    Operation Crossbow says:

    2013 a year nearer to getting rid of Cam-moron and getting Nu Labia back into power.

    Once Ed Bollocks gets his hands back on the levers of power this piss ant country will be finished off once and for all.

    We’ll be wishing we were Greeks by the time Steph Flanders two lovers have finished with us.

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    U s e f u l I d i o t says:

    Why are all the J oow s lib ertarian?

    Why do Joows dominate the libertarian movement? The overwhelming majority of the most famous libertarians were Joow ish.

    Ayn Rand – Joo w ish
    Robert Nozick – Jo ow ish
    Murray Rothbard – Joo w ish
    Ludwig von Mises – J o o w ish
    Milton Friedman – Joo w ish
    Friedrich von Hayek – token Gentile (but really J oo w ish)

    Maybe the reason that Europe is to the left of the United States is because H itl er killed all of the Joo ws in the Ho lo c a w st, leaving no one in Europe to lead the libertarian opposition to leftism.

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    Common Sense says:

    Plenty: There is this little thing called England.

    However, first the UK needs to get it’s own house in order, and that starts with restoring hope and repairing the liberal distortions which have messed things up.

    Shrinking government would be a good start.

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    U s e f u l I d i o t says:

    And why do i have to puta ll the se crummy spaces and acronyms on this blog site to make a point?

    You lib bert ari ans are nothing more the useful idiots, or wo rse, Joo wish apolo gists.

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    CCHQ Press Officer says:

    Canada consumes more macaroni and cheese than any other nation in the world.

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    Stupid Politicians. says:

    Doesn’t matter how many more they let in now. The breeding bloodline is now firmly established anyway. What politicians fail to realise is that one immigrant worker say a nurse, will also bring her husband and children, so straight away that one nurse is 7 people all requiring infrastructure that has not been planned for to support them. after a while both sets of parents will be brought over so that’s 11. But the parents want to bring their other children over so let’s say that is 6 x 11 = 66 + 11 = 77. So in just a few years that one nurse who was employed on the cheap has resulted in 77 people sucking up infrastructure which is already under stress. then within 10 years 40 children have married 40 children from the place they came from and before you know it that one nurse has become a large village.

    Why can’t politicians see the damage they have done? And what’s more the damage is irreversible. This of course applies mainly to muslim immigrants who refuse to mix. On the other hand those who came on the windrush have in the main integrated and have been an asset.

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    Operation Crossbow says:

    Why? We’ve allowed 50 million Muslims into Europe already, that’s enough to start a massive war when they’re ready.

    More tanks or warships won’t stop Bradford or central London being turned into Al Qaeda HQ.

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    Operation Crossbow says:

    I have my onseie on as well, but the leather straps seem to be too tight, but the nursie won’t loosen them off.

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    a member of the public says:

    It will need the braindead who stupidly vote for the red rosette to kick off, if there’s no money to pay benefits then the Ed’s are as screwed as cast iron Davy is, it’s like watching a lit fuse going to a barrel of gunpowder, it is going to happen and hopefully the wait will just be up to 2015.

    Happy New Year to all who commentate on Guido’s blog and a hello to TwAT with all his crap video’s.

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    Dave "Butch" Cameron says:

    I’ll probably start 2013 the same way I start every year.

    Waking up on somebody’s sofa in a house I’ve never ever been to before.

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    Imitation is the best fat arses I suppose says:

    four x is dishwater too.

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    Imitation is the best fat arses I suppose says:

    i’m your penis, for your desire…. more tea vicar? Another cupcake Father?

    More tea Rabbi? “Maybe yes, but maybe no”

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    Well it's a thought says:

    Happy new year to Guido and family and hairy Neo and the gang of goodies who help shine a 12million watt lamp into the darkest hole in this country, the Palace of Westminster.

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    Imitation is the best fat arses I suppose says:

    Beth and Eve, before they had a young bitchy falling out, as wimmin tend to do, at that age. The stupid young fannies!

    Smack them around their heads for them to see sense, and they call the coppers. Fucking drama queens.

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    Blowing Whistles says:

    And best wishes to T Y’all who don’t like a new kid on the block – its gonna be very Coloquially english interesting this coming year.

    First Whitewash out of the blocks is of course ChuMP Hunhe. Jan 14

    Remember it’s the “Content” of the comment – don’t be stoopid with yer smears!

    Happy New year.

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    Tachybaptus says:

    Hарру Νеw Yеаr tо Раul Stаіnеs, Hаrrу Соlе, аnd аll thоsе wіth fаlsе nаmеs аnd truе hеаrts whо mаkе thіs blоg wоrth rеаdіng.

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    Anti-libertarian says:

    That was the intent. We have lost the demographic war in the UK.

    The UK was the prototype for the rest of the EU, but I don’t think the EU will put up with it after the failed UK experiment.

    Multikulti has failed.

    The only mistake Brevik made was that he targeted the innocents of the useful idiot left. He should not have attacked the innocents. The real perpertrators are the cosmopolitans who introduced gender equality and race relations legislation in the US first (and then the rest of western Europe) and then extent political correctness thereafter.

    I suggest this was the most egregious politics played this century (and last). We’ve been had…big style.

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    Blowing Whistles says:

    BTW – don’t forget the words that Davy Boy uttered in respononce to phil’s thing – those words are key to the infiltration into politics by the n.onces.

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    The Internet Rumour Mill says:

    The conspiracy theorists suggest she actually had a plane crash on a secret mission to Iran, and the US are covering it up.

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    Imitation is the best fat arses I suppose says:

    By the way all, blokes swim in Llyn y Fan Fawr, as above, to grow their bollocks, and fertility, and Llyn Fan Fach on the otherside is for the ladies to have fine children, in bathing – please don’t get confused lads. Got some interesting photos of dutch ladies saying hello in Llyn y Fan Fach – will have to scan them some day….

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    Another Engineer says:

    Happy New Year everyone…

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    Imitation is the best fat arses I suppose says:

    we will have to wait for 2015, it’s looking, my canadian friend.

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    Imitation is the best fat arses I suppose says:

    A J joke – why have spurs supporters got bald heads and ears that stick out?

    Because they always say, how much??? oy-oy-oy, as they stroke their head.

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    Imitation is the best fat arses I suppose says:

    It’s called observation, tory. Shove it in your pipe and smoke it.

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    Happy New Year 2013 says:

    The late Dick Clark, “America’s Oldest Teenager” (think: non-pervy Jimmy Savile); his speech slurred by a stroke from years before, yet he was still ringing in the New Year in New York, where they love to do it up big, one year ago tonight– sadly, it would be his last time:

    And this “oldest teenager,” at least, is remembered fondly in death.

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    Imitation is the best fat arses I suppose says:

    Been looking at Jools for new year, with bangs going on here outside my front door.

    More Jools here, ladies and gents,

    Boots strangly playing that stylophone, advertised by that ozzie/welsh bloke in the early seventies, encouraging me to swim, for some reason,


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    Lady Virginia Droit de Seigneur says:

    We really need to get greasy parasites like Fat Pang and Mangledbum off the public tit.

    I despise the fuc8ing cnuts.

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    Conspiracy Watch says:

    There was an article pumped out in ‘eu times’ to that effect.

    Unable to determine if ‘true’ but there was circumstantial to give it credibility either way.

    The latest on Clinton – blood clot between brain and skull behind right ear.

    Inconsistencies in reporting – she was reportedly put on anti-coagulants, which would have no effect in this region. Stroke was ruled out.

    Whatever: She has not been seen in public for 3 weeks, two days missing from her official schedule (8, 9 Dec), and everything from 10th onwards clear. 7th she was meant to be in NI.

    The other more interesting end of the rumour mill is speculating that she really really really does not want to testify in the Benghazi inquiry which is going on, leading some to suggest that she may need to recuperate until 1 week after that inquiry has completed.

    Time will tell, but it is very strange indeed that she has not been shown.

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    Imitation is the best fat arses I suppose says:

    more Victoria Hesketh that i have not touched up, but would do, if I managed to design that time machine,


  206. 206

    there are gnats with bigger cocks than you

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    Radical Policy Initiative says:

    The blood lines can be encouraged to return if conditions are made uncomfortable enough.

    Withdrawal of government services, particularly free health care and social security, such that those who are not born here would be a good first step.

    Modifying the provisions on citizenship such that those who are born to parents who are not born in the UK can help deal with the problem of the next generation or two.

    These types of policy are in existence elsewhere in the world.

    The real politic at play here is should society be expected to support that which otherwise would not survive ?

    The only moral obligation to society for new comers is not to impede their chances of survival.

    State sponsored repatriation could be a humane way of dealing with those who otherwise not desirable.

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    Your daughter , sure looks like me !

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    Imitation is the best fat arses I suppose says:

    Looking at Jools – my then girlfriend met Kevin Rowlands of Dexy’s when she was on a train from Euston, he geading for Coventry, her up to me to Chester. She admitted she was tempted to get off at Coventry. A fine fellow – I wouldn’t have complained.

    BLIMEY! Dubliners now on jools – Boston, young lad and lady doing the say,

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    Calamity Clegg says:

    WHAT !!! We want to scrap ALL our defence spending. How DARE you ?!

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    Imitation is the best fat arses I suppose says:

    for Coventy I mean, connection at Birmingham under earth, ye, that station, which I forget the actaual name, as usual, for that ingurlund

  212. 212
    David Davis MP says:

    Dear welsh youtube spammer, a couple of babychams and your daughter will willingly ride my well greased pole!

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    EU Watch says:

    Looking more like we are being managed out, good…

    Cancel defence cuts: Check
    Section III and WTO complaint forms filled in: Check
    One way EuroStar tickers for Angry muzzies: Check

    Well, looks like we’re up for it. Toodle pip, as they say ;-)

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    Imitation is the best fat arses I suppose says:

    nore for Jools for him to excited, this time of year,
    fannying on that bbc.
    Paid salary for stating the bleeding obvious that,
    yes, people can fucking sing.

    Play fiddles, bang geetars, warble away to all,
    abouts for all here.
    Saying how life is abouts and always is mobile phoned,
    human nature never change.

    What do you say Gram, and Emmy-Louise?

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    Imitation is the best fat arses I suppose says:

    as long as you’re rich, and do your duty, going up any aisle via my shotgun, feel free.

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    Imitation is the best fat arses I suppose says:

    By the way, my daughter is an incredible character – full of goodness.
    A song for my beautiful daughter, Siân, appropriate, tories.

    Where can we start at a dowry?

  218. 218
    EU Watch says:

    The US is concerned about Europe’s ability to maintain peace in the wake of their modifications.

    Syria, Libya and CAR are showing quite clearly that Europe is incapable of doing this. Also, the US could do with some serious trade on the sell side.

    One suspects also that the US is concerned about strategic alliances being built between Western Europe and Russia: The interest Russia is showing in Piraeus goes to that point in a uniquely ironic way, if one thinks about it carefully.

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    Imitation is the best fat arses I suppose says:

    She’s hardcore tory by the way all, to my communist desperation, all. Honest! And no, I am not trying to bump the dowry up, she is actuallu – sits next to Vlad the Impaler in her thinking, tories. And no, tories, I am not trying to get yews off.

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    Imitation is the best fat arses I suppose says:

    Happy new year, tory.

    I like when I get them gargling on their breath – makes a change.

  221. 221
    Imitation is the best fat arses I suppose says:

    If you have a pushbike, then maybe.

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    Happy new year to the lefties says:

    Good article worth reading:

    – That includes you Cameron.

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    Imitation is the best fat arses I suppose says:

    Have seen my tackle mon ami? It is seven and a half inches in action. OK, nothing special, but above brit average, by two inches, ladies told me.

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    Imitation is the best fat arses I suppose says:

    Tried to get my daughter to join the armed forces. She’d be a good spy eventually, like me. However, I haven’t heard from here for a while…. : ) Mr Bond, you are surely playing games with us?

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    Al Qaeda says:

    We have actually claimed Mali as new home:

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    My vousin sold out to you SE english knobends says:

    Fuck you tory SE London english, us welsh do it better – life that is,

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    My Cousin sold out to you SE english knobends says:

    oops, cousin even..

  228. 228
    My Cousin sold out to you SE english knobends says:

    and stop howling, MI three plus two, or whoever you are – I wasn’t born yesterday you fuckhead pathetic modern day wankers playing games, to justify your wage. Twats!

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    Cameron is a Cunt says:

    can i just interupt the merriment to wish this fucking tory bastard government a quick but painful death for the new year. all the lying scubag politicians happy to kill off the poor and disabled and unemployed may well be better nazis that hitler’s crowd but they sure aren’t welcome here and i hope they die

  230. 230
    Cameron is a Cunt says:

    emmy -loiuse – at leats get it right wanker

  231. 231
    Tachybaptus says:

    No, you can’t.

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    My Cousin sold out to you SE english knobends says:

    above, for those ignorant, is the redevleopment of the South Bank in Harold Wilson’s mid-sixties, by the way. OK, fair enough, completed by Major and Blair for around the year 2000, further down the Thames, where the Design Museum is now, where this was filmed, in ’77, before.

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    My Cousin sold out to you SE english knobends says:

    I am fuming – phoned up certain things helpline, and they said watch yourself. Watch myself? – they said tory Cameron, between the lines.

    Told you he would bring back fascism, didn’t I? And he has failed the test. He and his tribe thinks they are clever, but I have put a test case by me, and I have all the feedback. They confirm what they have planned and are trying.

    What a bunch of children!

    It will fail Dave – just speak to people as your own you numbnuts, and you Clegg orange, as here….

    Ever since I have bothered to post on guido’s site, I have had endless keyboard problems, due to Cameron.

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    A valid argument against gay marriage says:

  235. 235
    Swiss Bob says:

    You must be new here.

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    kveschuns kveschuns says:

    … and can anyone explain why (all or most of) the SEAL team that bumped off you know who all seem to have (been) disappeared?

    I go for the plane crash – now verified from a number of sources in Yoorop.

  237. 237
    kveschuns kveschuns says:

    You forget cut off all contributions by the weekend; and repeal all those f***g so-called ‘Directives’.

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    HMMM says:

    It’s only a matter of time. Von Rumpey strung-up style.

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    HMMM says:

    Chronology suffering from flash backs again?.

  240. 240
    Bogeyman says:

    As the new year arrives, please spare a thought for this beautiful young mother whose 16-year-old boyfriend has run away leaving her with the baby.

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    You miserable, misanthropic and melancholic misfit.

    Happy New Year and may the 2012 Ghost of Christmas Present visit you before the twelfth night is done.

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    bergen says:

    HNY to all the regulars. As I look out of the window I can see that ,not only has it stopped raining, but the sun is shining. Let us have a better 2013, even if it is only the weather. Onwards and upwards for this blog.

  243. 243
    George Gideon Oliver Osborne says:

    USA “Fiscal Cliff” : Good to see the Americans adopting the Eurozone Model: A temporary lash-up plus a postponement. :)

  244. 244
    Old saying says:

    Empty vessels make the most noise.

  245. 245
    I Remember You Hoo says:

    Not while Salmond is leader, he’s another bought and paid for EUphile and will crawl like a shivering dog, for it’s appoval.

  246. 246
    I Remember You Hoo says:

    Benefit cap?

    If only.

    The sumfin for nothin crowd need to be shaken out of the belief that government is a source of everything and can function by taking from the hard working, what little is left from their income and giving it to the lazy and careless, in the name of ‘fairness’.

    Not got a job? Employ yourself, get out of bed and work.

  247. 247
    David Cameron says:

    I haven’t had a shit since last year.

  248. 248
    One Term Dave says:

    I am blessed that history has matched me with this hour. My life’s purpose is about to be fulfilled. Gay marriage is almost on the statute book.

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    CCHQ Press Officer says:

    New Year celebrations having been going on around the globe. In Australia they set off a traditional firework display from Sydney Harbour bridge. The Australian Prime Minister also took a moment to telephone the Queen to wish her a Happy New Year.

    In keeping with tradition, though, she pretended to be a nurse from a North London hospital.

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    Living in 96.98 percent white Merseyside says:

    And yet today’s DM is still going on about white families with 10+ kids and the benefits they receive.

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    nellnewman says:

    gloria de piero is in the graudian saying she wants to know why we all hate politicians?!!! +++Laugh++++

    well apart from the fact that they have defrauded us the taxpayer of £millions so that they can live the good life whilst we struggle and the fact that they seem completely unable to differentiate between truth and lies , the other reasons are far too numerous to list on here!!!

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    Dave"The One Term Prime Minister" Cameron says:

    Oh bollocks. A month of getting the year wrong now looms.

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    Anonymous says:

    In that photo that nice Mr Schofield and that blonde lady next to him are dressed all smart casual .

    Mr Cameron though is wearing a suit collar and tie. When Mr Schofield leans over Mr Cameron looks really worried .

    I do not know why our Prime Minister was giving an interview like that but imagine it would have been to help gain a few more new jobs in the private sector for the unemployed or something like that .

    All seems very peculiar.

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    One Term Dave says:

    I took the family to see Cinderella the other day. I didn’t realise the Eagle twins were in panto this year.

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    As I said before, why shouldn’t five women, two men and a dog all join together in matrimony? It is such a dualist oriented world…

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    Or Emmylou Harris – even.

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    It wasn't me ,it was im says:

    Liebour whitewash seems to reach parts that the tory whitewash doesn’t, it seems it lasts longer as well 13years of coverup against 2 and half years of coverup, should sell well in left wing countries like the USA and Australia.

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    Could Fiscal Cliff be persuaded to do a tour of Britain?

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    Sir Bernie Hogan Bogan says:

    Happy new year to one and all. I understand that the Honours Committee did not have my name on the list this time, until the PM was pressured by several hundred MP’s to ennoble me after ‘pleb gate.’ He had no idea that we hold hundreds of files on said MP’s for various offences ranging from criminal to sexual offences and treason. This is how the system works, a bit of give and take, some win some lose!

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    Watcher says:

    Early symptoms of a glioblastoma?

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    Where Eagles dare not says:

    Had to check they’re not on the Floral Pavilion New Brighton, kids are looking forward to the panto tomorrow

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    Doris Goldblatt says:

    Sorry to hear of the death of Christopher Martin-Jenkins. Not into cricket myself. But into broadcasting & he was one of the very best.

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    albacore says:

    Shall we compare them to a Summer’s day?
    Flies feeding upon hot dung in the hay
    Bringing its bounty back to our table
    Poisoning everything they are able

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    noah says:

    what is it with welsh people ? Is it the loneliness ?

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    george-ina says:

    There is some discrimination here, Shirley.
    In a world where 5 groups- L, B, G, T and straight are supposed to make up the general population you appear to be at least a few human characters short of a happy matrimonial relationship.
    Your choice of just one dog [male sex?] is also divisive for the good harmony of all not forgetting the dog itself.
    Please re-adjust your figures to balance all possibilities. At the moment it lays you open to showing a lack of regard for the modern world.

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    a non says:

    With his backing group The Lemmings even I would buy a ticket.

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    Can't use me old moniker says:

    Sad news, RIP.

    Got into cricket listing to TMS with Jonner’s, CMG, Agger’s, often wonderd of late why I heard nothing about him.

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    Handycock (Teen Fondler) says:

    Thank goodness you don’t have mine Sir Bernie, the Grand Master had it removed and destroyed. Boaz.

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    Flossy says:

    the in-breeding has a lot to do with it

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    Kim Jong-un from the DPRK says:

    Happy New Year ;)

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    Red Egg Millitit... says:

    Cross breeding with sheep and an inability to hold drink without making a complete fool of themselves, perhaps? :)

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    Cameron's a cock says:

    Happy new year you racist, homophobic, greedy Tory bastards!

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    HMMM says:

    How to empty a railway carriage if you can’t get a seat during the rush hour.

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    Support Watch says:

    Really it is only the child important here – so cute, and hopefully the state will not steal her and place her into the accelerated p@3do pathway that is child protection in the UK.

    The father is screwed though, but don’t get why he has done a runner. Unless of course the total lack of jobs available to allow him to support his family has perhaps pushed him towards suicide ?

    Screw the bleeding hearts this is the new labour version of UK in full swing.

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    Blowing Whistles says:

    Every MP in this country should be forced to read C Bookers ‘Monumental Deceit’ article on pages 14 & 15 of the D Mail. If any MP cannot answer some basic questions about the subject matter then they have no right whatsoever to vote on the subject matter. They have a lawful and legal parliamentary duty to ‘fully understand’ the deceits.

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    Imitation is the best fat arses I suppose says:

    There’s lovely! Lovely boy! Ewe’ll always be in my heart Boyo.
    Now where’s my Bryn Terfal CD.

  278. 278
    Tory Bastard says:

    And God bless you too, Buffalo Bill. And the horse you rode in on.

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    Bryn Tefal in Rhyl says:

    You leave me out of this

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    NE Frontiersman says:

    Has McAlpine sued Icke yet?

  281. 281
    Blowing Whistles says:

    The EU project is doomed – all MP’s should be forced to read Booker in the DM at Pages 14 & 15.

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    Bogeyman says:

    Has anyone else noticed that The Guardian is the only paper not to give a description of the boy wanted in connection with murder in Peckham following an argument over a mobile phone? (e.g. Telegraph version: “A Gambian national, who speaks with a London accent, Dawda was described as 5ft 5in tall, black, clean shaven with cropped hair”).

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    Ah! Monika 2013 says:

    “Clinton clot ‘behind right ear’ ”

    Cameron, clot, behind right here.


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    Au contraire!

    It is you, I fear, who has failed to see the possibility here:

    The dog, having previously been monogamous, may now be a widower who wishes to stay faithful to his lost partner (I hesitate to use the proper term as their are those here who might misinterpret it.) Nonetheless, he feels he might broaden his views, especially now that his straight-laced spouse is no longer around and therefore is inclined to this new arrangement because it would satisfy not only his plentiful libido but also his requirement for adventure.

    Kindly go for correction at Room 101.

  286. 286
    Dreg Gyke says:

    I cannot think why a broadcaster would wind up broadcasting the wrong name after refusing to broadcast the name of one of their own because that might damage the reputation of that broadcasting organisation because they employed a paedo who they found out about and chose to do nothing about it.

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    Herman van Rumboy says:

    Ve don’t like zis man

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    Don’t worry; she’s just female window dressing. Gordon said ever loser needed some.

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    Another Tory bastard who's fathers name is on FreeBmd says:

    Hell, I though you had priced the internet out of all these lefty plonkers reach, bad form old chap, no doggin for you tonight.

  290. 290
    Archy Bishop of Canterbury, in an unexpuragated gated message, says:

    Er … um . . . Happy . . or should I say . . um . . satisfactory . . . or any word that has personal meaning and relevance to . . um . . you . . according to your . . um . . beliefs . . and . . um . . way of being . . or life . . if that is . . . um . . were . .was was I? . . . . Happy . . what . . ah . . New . . Year . . . or period of time . . . and um . . . so no matter what . . um . . faith . . or persuasion you um . . are . . . bearing in mind that the Top Dog faith is that one where they . . um . . shout out that wailing noise from . . the um . . loudspeakers in that tower every . . um . . day . . let us remember . . in our . . . prayers . . .

    Mr LyingScum . . . who so nearly brought home the um . . Bacon of Islum . . . to Londonistan . . .

    The BBC and the . . um . . Grouniad . . who .. um . . suffer mightily to bring us an acceptable version of the truth

    Mr Brownstain . . who suffers unspeakable torment . . as he . . um . . is not presently PM . . and let us pray for his return . .

    Poor Mr Bin Liner . . who . . um . .was dispatched before he could . . um . . put his side of the story . . and all who are um held in houses against their will like poor Mr Aba QaDabra

    All nancy boys and others in the throes of torment . .

    Ah . . Afternoon Tea is called . . . .

  291. 291
    Policy Watch says:

    Are Public-Private partnership schemes really just a Trojan for introducing corporatism ?

    And in the UK, whilst the communitarian path was likely desired, are such schemes not leading us directly into fascism ?

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    Eu to me says:

    Interesting read, even better is the comments, tick tock tick tock, time is getting closer.

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    Tay King-dePisse says:

    I’d imagine they’re not too serious about wanting to catch him, then.
    On the other hand, the photo of the victim in the Mail looks to be that of a Middle Eastern young man. Perhaps it’s not a good idea to try to identify the suspect, (*ahem*, “person of interest,” sought for questioning), as an African. It might imply that there isn’t solidarity amongst all the Britons of Third World ancestry in “fighting The Man.” My goodness, an African stabbing a Muzzie? Can’t have that sort of thing– might put the race hustlers of their respective communities on opposite sides of an issue!

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    Common Sense says:

    The flaw to the the LGBT and Pizza arguments is that people partnering for legal reasons are missing the point of what marriage is. Pizza is irrelevant as it is not a living entity, and Bisexuals are by definition incapable of monogamous relationships so have no business thinking of marriage.

    Partnership is one thing, marriage is very much another.

    It is perhaps the preoccupation with those minority groups which ultimately do zero to progress the species, excluding the B case, which is at fault.

    Inclusive arguments based on discrimination with respect to marriage for LGBT+Pizza are as flawed as arguing that religions discriminates against the true atheist.

    This of course ignores the fundamental point that the state has no business interfering in the affairs of the church.

  295. 295
    Bryn Tefal in Rhyl says:

    Hey Welshie, you might not be too far from me.

    Fancy meeting up for some sheepdogging some time?

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    John Mann MP says:

    This year is dragging, mind you christmas was miserable so it wasn’t all bad.

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    EU Watch says:

    Read + Very good points and interesting commentary.

    One wonders if some of the unsavory details about Heath’s background may come out next. There are some who say that he may have been blackmailed into the terms.

    The Grauniad warning on UKIP and equivocating with the Tea Party movement in the US was somewhat desperate. They did seem to be grasping at straws, and missed a point which UKIP legitimately raise about election fraud via postal voting. This may be a significant issue in 2015.

    Note: Some checking around does suggest that perhaps the Tea Party were not the cause of Romney’s failure in the US. The margin was very small and there is talk of fraud in that election. Time will tell.

    Here is the Grauniad piece, for fun:

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    US Watch says:

    Election fraud ? 104 – 140% voter turn out ? Fraud ? Surely not…

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    Operation Crossbow says:

    That’s not a baby she’s holding it’s a feminist passport to a live of freebies paid for my men forced to pay ever more taxes and work even longer.

    Wait till Hattie gets back into power.

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    nellnewman says:

    +10 Well said albacore!

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    nellnewman says:

    corden, carr, whitehall – who are these idiots channel 4 say are comedians!!

    They’re about as funny as an attack of food poisoning.

    What happened to real comedians like morecambe and wise who really made us laugh ??

  302. 302
    Owen Jones Mother says:

    Owen was a very naughty boy last night.
    So I have banned him from posting on this site today.

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    nellnewman says:

    Oh the Lemmings :-cleggie, militwit, bullyballs and gloria de piero sinnging soprano in the song ‘why do the electorate hate us’!!

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    The BBC causes serious mental illness says:

    Selections repeated in nostalgia segments on BBC1/2…

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    Lever Bros says:

    Oh dear that’s the third time you’ve had to wash his sheets this week, isn’t it? Try a bio powder to get the organic stains out.

  306. 306
    Lever Bros says:

    Oh dear that’s the third time you’ve had to wash his sheets this week, isn’t it? Try a bio powder to get the organic s t a i n s out.

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    Ah! Monika 2013 says:

    Mrs Brown’s Boys. LOL

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    Jimmy Savile says:

    Many a true word spoken in jest Bernie.

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    Conspiracy Watch says:

    Possible. However, it could also be due to DVT clot dislodging: She has had problems with that before.

    One of the nice things to know about Afghanistan, Iraq etc. is that there is a lot of DU in the environment now. Any leader or state official visiting such areas is going to be increasing their chances of developing cancer somewhat.

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    Conspiracy Watch says:

    The story is credible.

    Especially when you throw this odd number into the mix:

    It would be in everyone’s interest to not let the facts get out as with the climate generally, such an accident would be very easily mistaken as an act of aggression which could trigger war.

    That scenario – aggression – certainly does not stand any of the credibility checks, but would be dynamite propaganda in the wrong hands…

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    lassie says:

    I can already hear the patter of tiny hooves

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    Can't use me old moniker says:

    Seeing the image at the top of the page of the gurinad piece I can’t help thinking that gordon McNutjob has been at it with the crayons again, albeit not a bad drawing (for him). Trouble is it’s more of a self portrait than an image of UKIP, being that it’s a drawing of a one eyed ass that seems to be pissing on the English.

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    The Actress says:

    Said the Bishop to the fractious.

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    Dave "Butch" Cameron says:

    Just been told that Abu Hamza’s real name is Mustapha Kamel. This changes everything.

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    Support Watch says:

    To be fair I was incorrect above.

    The family is the most important aspect here, not the child.

    Lily is super cute, and to the feminist point, perhaps if the movement did not perpetuate the myth that equality rights trump personal responsibility then they would be relevant. Not sure I buy the concern of the mother though, the photo’s made it look like crocodile tears being shed.

    I am not sure the implied criminalization of the father here is going to help him much. Both parents need the support of their families, and not the state screwing things up.

    The Harpie will only be interested in providing that child to her PIE friends for fun and profit. She needs to be removed from the political equation, particularly in the areas related to children and family.

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    Bill Cash says:

    It’s 40 years since Britain joined the EU? Cause for celebration or a dark day to forget? How have you marked it?

  317. 317
    Owen Jones says:

    “I want a boyfriend for these cold winter nights”…

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    Interesting one for the lefties to chew on says:

    Given that we are now fully aware of what has led to the perverse cover ups in Rotherham, Rochester and elsewhere with respect to crimes committed by politically correct hence protected sections of the community, this article is very much worth reading for a full and reasoned analysis.

    Criticism of Owen Jones is well placed.

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    lassie says:

    how much flock would a welsh flocker fuck if a welsh flocker would fuck flock ?

  320. 320
    Chukusyurmuny says:

    It wasn’t me. Don’t believe what you hear.

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    Monica Lewdinsky says:

    Do you think my get well card for Hilary will arrive tomorrow, or is the post delayed by the New Year holiday?

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    Blaming the Scots avoids confronting the unpalatable truth says:

    You have plenty of English who are pissing all over their own nation right now you blinkered old twat !

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    Coward and Pliven says:


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    lassie says:

    welsh surgeons discover Cardiff man’s brain is a clot

  325. 325
    Coward and Pliven says:

    You will die too Snoddie

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    Owen Jones says:

    Guido is your zip sorted now?

  327. 327
    Coward and Pliven says:

    You will die too Snoddie

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    Eu to me says:

    I want my money back!.

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    Can't use me old moniker says:

    True (apart from the unnecessary insult) but it doesn’t lessen the utter failings of the scotish monster, known as Bumface McBroon.

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    edit says:

    Cardiff surgeons discover Taffy’s brain is really a clot

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    george-ina says:

    I must lead a very sheltered life.
    I could have sworn that the multi sexual / human / animal combine suggested, was missing a straight veterinary surgeon somewhere in the mix.
    Will you settle for a ringmaster / master of ceremonies perhaps?

  332. 332
    Jimmy says:

    So you’re boasting about being the first to nick someone else’s story?

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    EU Watch says:

    Ok – so now France cannot say anything about UKIP or UK immigration policy.

    One wonders why this isn’t being reported here. Lefties ???

  334. 334
    Anonymous says:

    What about those that deny me a vote. It is not hard to rig a vote, if you are those that “stupidly” organize the vote.

    Especially when the electoral commission chose to ignore the complaints. They are all in it together, and no one is listening. It could not happen here. Too unbelievable.

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    Eu to me says:

    It seems all the dots have nearly been joined and the picture of the expected pussy ca is really a fkin great monster that is going to eat you and the country up, brown pants are not optional.

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    Cameron's a cock says:

    Here’s to 2013 and Thatcher hopefully dying! And before you accuse me of being a Labour supporter, I detest Blair and Brown just as much, if not more when it comes to Blair. I hope Thatch croaks, Blair gets cancer and Brown’s sham marriage is exposed.

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    Sunderland FC pay David Miliband £125k for 15 days work says:

    Aah, the Son of Blair doing what his daddy does best. Labour: they stand up for the poor, don’t you know.

  338. 338
    Anonymous says:

    No. It is just the creation of non-democratic rule over many areas of our lives. Look at what they are doing with the ports. They will have the power to create a criminal law in 28 days. They will have their own Police to enforce the laws, and the best part is that we might have to pay to even read the laws. Not one member of the public will have their opposition heard.

    Why the ports? Well why not create some fiefdoms for a politicians retirement.

    The pseudo charities and partnerships are an alternate source of income. Simply by targeting the management of limited groups of people. Look at the affordable house schemes that exploit those now trapped in their system of valuations. Look at the destruction of the canals. Some poor businesses pay taxes to these entities on top of business rates.

    They will now also control the land around, levying their own ground drainage cost on the housing estates.

    We are certainly not being governed by this government. Our assets have been given away for the gain of the few.

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    EU Watch says:

    I need to check through the Guido archives, but am hoping that the mong who goes by the name Cathy Asht0n has been suitably vilified.

    It is one thing to not want to be part of something, quite another to lose your credibility on the back of that kind of incompetence.

    So – other than Euro collapse, do the grand wizards have in store a muzzie insurrection to finish the place off ? Or in order to get union among the indigenous Europeans – kind of brothers in arms one way or the other ?

    And why is Germany conspicuously missing from the muzzie guerilla revolt picture ?

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    Well it's a thought says:

    I find it very strange this blizzard of EU data has suddenly found it’s way into the newspapers, they’ve kept quiet about the “project” for 40 years and now they speak up, very strange what?, where? and why? are we being fed this data, something is up to something and we are being blindsided over something.

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    retardEd Milimong's multimillion pound house (paid for by YOU) says:

    So long as wealth isn’t un-earned, it’s OK.

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    Jagbulon says:

    Max Clifford is reputedly a freemason. If so he is in the bosom of Great Queen Street. And of all the coppers who have sworn to look after fellow freemasons. Remember that the handbook of masonry says: “You must conceal all crimes of your brother Masons…and should you be summoned as a witness against a brother Mason be always sure to shield him…It may be perjury to do this, it is true, but you’re keeping your obligations“.

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    Theresa "Total effing twát" May says:

    Erm, has anybody seen a missing, erm, terrorist in London? He’s, er, Somali.. oh, that describes half of London, doesn’t it? Err, he’s wearing a robe and is chanting “allah uh akhbar” quite a lot.. er, oh, that describes half of London, doesn’t it?

    Oh dear. Well, anyway, er, I’ve lost him. Nothing to worry about, he’s only a major terrorist, and, er, on my watch, Plod let him wander off.


    BTW, do be sure to support my leadership bid when Camoron gets the shove, won’t you? Britain is safe in my hands!

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    The terrorist's name is Magag says:

    Haven’t these people watched Homeland? They just have to put the prick under surveillance. Oh, wait, they DID do that. Maybe get people who can actually do the fucking job? Yeah, that’s expecting too much.

    His name’s a cracker. Leftie bleeding heart terrorist apologists will love it. “Magag Magag Magag, keep him out out out of prison!”

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    longbow says:

    what you have to understand is that the french have never liked us and the germans can’t forgive us so they screwed us over the EU entry. We really need to tell them to fuck off.

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    I haven't the foggiest, can't see the leaves for trees, says Dave says:

    No new stories today Guido? Oh how lame.

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    longbow additionally says:

    then we can sort out the current population and teach them what the british thing is about before we get swamped by umpteen million eastern european thieves and fuckwits

  348. 348
    I haven't the foggiest, can't see the leaves for trees, says Dave says:

    You’re miles away, the otherside of the country. But I will give you a shout next time I am up there near Rhyl, and we can PARTY!

    Got a shedful of phone numbers of ewes up there, if you give me a bleat.

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    Can't use me old moniker says:

    These foreign muso’s leave their own muso culture dominated shit holes and come to the Europe only to want to stick to their medieval muso cultural beliefs, the logic of which would eventually turn their new host country into the type of shit hole they escaped from in the first place.
    In that sense they are like labour voters, always wanting more of what keeps them down.

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    Ground Hog Day says:

    Here’s a quote from the interview…

    “Daily Bell: Who is the power in Britain, the Royal Family or the City of London?

    Godfrey Bloom: Neither. It is a secret world of senior bureaucrats of whom we know little, people of enormous power whom we never see. They belong to secret organizations of which we know little. Common purpose, Bilderberg – much more sophisticated than the old-school tie or funny handshake.

    Daily Bell: Are the bankers in charge of Britain?

    Godfrey Bloom: No, but like rogue elephants in the drawing rooms they control events for long periods of time.”

    Note he barely mentions democracy in the entire interview…odd that.

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    Welsh babe watcher says:

    Does she know her dad’s posting vids of her on a blog?

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    I haven't the foggiest, can't see the leaves for trees, says Dave says:

    S’pose I might as well post more Alison, with the pole dancers, again from Glastie, ey Vicar?

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    Anonymous says:

    As far as unecessary insults go you can talk since you use the fact that Brown is Scottish to tar our whole nation. Your casual racism is disgraceful.
    Nobody talks of the English in the same way when for example talking about Milliband, Balls or Owen Jones. No their nationality is never commented on, yet when its a Scot ….

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    I haven't the foggiest, can't see the leaves for trees, says Dave says:

    …by the Vicar, notice the wardrobe accident by the blonde at 04:19. Oh you did did you Vicar? Well done.

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    I haven't the foggiest, can't see the leaves for trees, says Dave says:

    Max is a knob – simple as.

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    I haven't the foggiest, can't see the leaves for trees, says Dave says:

    Things are slightly different here pal, if you have not noticed. Shell-like ears come to mind.

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    Christian G. Hodd says:

    It was for such as these that Quentin Tarantino unwittingly added to our lexicon the deathless phrase, “I’m-a get mediaeval on yo’ ass!” If that’s what they want to do, then, all well and fine. We just decide, if they wish to ignore roughly the last 500-some years of Western advancements, then we gon’ get mediaeval on they’ ass, when they try to pull some of their nonsense. Life seems to have stalled in 1492 for some of these jokers. A return to the days of Torquemada might be in order– “Two can play this “Holy War’ game!”

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    I haven't the foggiest, can't see the leaves for trees, says Dave says:

    This site is too bloke-centric. Some young lady with humour should set up a Joan of Arc site, I think, which I will suppose will eventually get infested my us blokes, in good time,

    It’s a funny olde world…

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    I haven't the foggiest, can't see the leaves for trees, says Dave says:

    ..or should I have said Joan d’Arc, and for provincial french forms of their language then, in past times,

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    Handycock (Teen Fondler) says:

    Thank Christ for that. Boaz.

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    EU Watch says:

    There is not really a blizzard – just some home truths coming home to roost. The UK has been starved of real news for a while, being distracted by gay marriage and pedophiles.

    The French issue is pertinent only because they are trying to put tax up to 75%, yet have already locked in a reduction in benefits and are openly talking about switching the lights off overnight to save on the energy bill. (Ironic, as Paris is the city of light…) Note: They already put restrictions in for store owners to switch off neon signs between certain times already.

    What is strange is that the Russian media seems to be reporting things in a fair and balanced manner when clearly in the UK this is not the case, and the US is preoccupied with imaginary fiscal problems and disarming an increasingly pi$$ed off population.

    One thing that is for sure, the West’s backing of AQ in Syria / Libya, and what is going on across the Sahel region of Africa is going to bite some badly, and perhaps not too far in the future from now.

    The real chickens will come home to roost though this April when the tax receipts are added up. Then we shall likely see the currency wars which are currently brewing let rip.

    (Anyone interested, have a look at what is happening to EURJPY to get an idea what may be about to break loose…)

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    EU Watch says:

    Oh – and the French have fu(ked up royally in CAR which one suspects has pi$$ed the American’s and Chinese off. If you check what CAR / Gabon are important for you will understand exactly what the degree of royal is.

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    I haven't the foggiest, can't see the leaves for trees, says Dave says:

    Best non-story it is of the year, methinks, Jimmy kidie shirtlifter – hospitals for kuck sakes Jimmy! Have/did you have no shame?

    King’s Cross bud, what it was built for for your sorts – at least you could have paid for it in the least, monetary?

    Good luck all to back to work and the grindstone, with deep depression for 2013 – nd remember, keep it zipped and knickers up, ladies and gents – I wasn’t here, right!

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    The Home Office causes serious mental illness says:

    Let me guess: Magag did the Mobot and then ran quick so his handlers mistook him for Mo.

    The US had the right idea the other day.

    Where is Noose Watch when you need him ???

  365. 365
    Blowing Whistles says:

    So Hilary didn’t give evidnce ‘cos she just happened to be ill – how convenient?
    and the gaybrigade are found out – hence their panic to push through the shit via the back door and the CCmythmongers are found out too …

    Lets all despair that the Bankrobbersters have been found out too – Excuse me Mr Bauerschild about that Debt – what effing debt it’s false so FU and yeur EU.and yeur fcukin creation of FaschitsNazists&communzits!ShinogougO5hits.

  366. 366
    I haven't the foggiest, can't see the leaves for trees, says Dave says:

    Scotland has already gone, and the Queen is not happy with Dave Cee.

    “Where will one now where one’s kilts now, Dave, you knobend?”

  367. 367
    Operation Crossbow says:

    Like we didn’t know!!!

  368. 368
    I haven't the foggiest, can't see the leaves for trees, says Dave says:

    oops, shuggies, “wea”r, even.

  369. 369
    I haven't the foggiest, can't see the leaves for trees, says Dave says:

    chroist, I’ll get there soon, “wear” feckin’ even!!! ya english SE cants…

  370. 370
    Blowing Whistles says:

    Simples sesR elap rey pu ti .vuhs dna dumlat ruoy ekat .nac uoy simple innit?

  371. 371
    I haven't the foggiest, can't see the leaves for trees, says Dave says:

    “oi’ll giz you greenshoots, yer tory feckars!”

  372. 372
    Dickhead Dave says:

    So that’s what a winner looks like then.

    ‘I don’t remember Phil Taylor at the Bullingdon’.

  373. 373
    I haven't the foggiest, can't see the leaves for trees, says Dave says:

    We all die sometime pal, depends on how many dances on one’s grave, pal.

  374. 374
    I haven't the foggiest, can't see the leaves for trees, says Dave says:

    …at the next season ticket prices, that is. Prices are never kosher for our free bellend mates. Lovely ladies and blokes though. Pickled herring?

  375. 375
    albacore says:

    Time was the BBC was the straight horse’s mouth
    And Pravda’s propaganda emerged further south
    Who’d ever have thought, on immigration and stuff
    Now Pravda states the facts and the Beeb just pure guff?

  376. 376
    EU Watch says:

    And a little more sense:

    0wen Jones tried to argue the pro merger case. Mong.

  377. 377
    Christian G. Hodd says:

    Actually, I could go for Mediaeval ass like Jeanne La Pucelle, too.

  378. 378
    I haven't the foggiest, can't see the leaves for trees, says Dave says:

    Hope Boots/Victoria Hesketh will be the future Jools on beeb telly – I like her – she is passionate about human warblings put to music.

  379. 379

    Common Sense is, of course, quite correct.

    Marriage as an institution predates recorded history but one can go back to the Abrahamic scriptures to Exodus and the Book of the Covenant (or the Covenant Code) and see references to it, directly and indirectly.

    So we are possibly back to 16th and 13th centuries BC. The marriage of Hosea would date to around 750BC. There will unlikely be found an earlier reference historically which is not of religious origin. That makes a very strong case for the churches defining what constitutes marriage when they are performing the ceremony.

    The state can decide what it wants to do and civil marriage ceases to be the business of anyone other than elected representatives. Whatever they decide should not affect any of the churches positions.

    Given that, the arguments about LGBT, multiple humans, animals and even a pizza slice help to demonstrate that the argument can become extremely silly and no law will compensate for it being unworkable.

    Those who champion gay rights will not want to hear this and will turn a deaf ear to people like me who caution against it. But their celebration, in the event of achieving their political ambitions is likely to be short-lived as the practicalities begin to bite.

  380. 380
  381. 381
    Cameron's a cock says:

    The only good Tory is a conservatory.

  382. 382
    I haven't the foggiest, can't see the leaves for trees, says Dave says:

    Ashley was true oil painting – Derry cath city cheekbones you could die for, deep grey-blue eyes, but sadly her brain was a bit histaminic nuts, but used to come more than a London bus, with it. A song/vid for her, of same, in from time, cut from same cloth,

  383. 383
    longbow says:

    I’m all up for fermenting revolution ( fuck knows it’s needed) but all the sensible guys I know are too old to be rioting and the young ones seem a bit thick.

  384. 384
    Technomist says:

    Thank you. So many charities seem to be self-serving mechanisms for keeping their CEOs on six-figure salaries, and don’t do quite the good we thought they did.

    Are there any proper charities left which people can support?

  385. 385
    You must try harder says:

    Well done little one, I suppose your head hurts, you put Conservative and Tory together and got conservatory, happy new year, maybe is you stay off the booze you could do a bit better if your trying to shock/make a joke.

  386. 386
    Cliff Top says:

    Some person on Sky says we are very worried about the US fiscal cliff as half of our exports go to the USA, some fkers lieing we keep getting told it goes to the EU

  387. 387
    Calamity Clegg says:

    My party is less popular than norovirus ?? Wotta load of shit !

  388. 388
    I haven't the foggiest, can't see the leaves for trees, says Dave says:

    Geoffrey Boycot is still in, as he does, so stop complaining.

  389. 389
    I haven't the foggiest, can't see the leaves for trees, says Dave says:

    …and a vid for Boycs, of his old mate, Fred, Yorkshire – and be said you MCC types, be seeing tha,

    No fannying around, no be seeing thas, with these lads aboots.

  390. 390
    I haven't the foggiest, can't see the leaves for trees, says Dave says:

    no floaty shots…

    How did Phil “the Power” Taylor do tonight against that dutch bloke? must search….

  391. 391
  392. 392
    Taffwatch says:

    For heaven’s sake, Guido, please lose post #148.

  393. 393
    I haven't the foggiest, can't see the leaves for trees, says Dave says:

    nowt trebles on a yorkshire board, beeb shepherd’s bush…

  394. 394
    I haven't the foggiest, can't see the leaves for trees, says Dave says:

    Se(EU) jimmy, feck off if you want,

  395. 395
    I haven't the foggiest, can't see the leaves for trees, says Dave says:

    go for it jocks, feck them tories.

    Love from Cymru.

  396. 396
    Whilst the cat is away says:

    It was Guidos prefered method of moderation. piss people off in the hope they wouldnt post anything about say Tom Cruis*

  397. 397
    I haven't the foggiest, can't see the leaves for trees, says Dave says:

    Jade the tai-kwondo expert gave sent a message the other day, saying thanking me for voting for her the other day for Welsh Sports Personality of the Year, which she one.

    Never mind about voting for her, I wanted an invite for some bedroom Olympics, from on top of the wardrobe.

  398. 398
    I haven't the foggiest, can't see the leaves for trees, says Dave says:

    oops won even – celt blonde and blue eyes do tend to make me miss-spell, song for Jade,

  399. 399
    Cameron's a cock says:

    Given that the razor sharp wit displayed here consists mainly of “bumboy, darkie, co-on, shit stabber, wimmin, monkey” etc etc, it might be a good idea for you not to make any value judgements. There’s a good chap.

  400. 400
    I haven't the foggiest, can't see the leaves for trees, says Dave says:

    linky, lahndahn pathetic english-centric media,

  401. 401
    I haven't the foggiest, can't see the leaves for trees, says Dave says:

    in minus figures, tories?

  402. 402
    I'm Mrs Clinton and I'm on blood thinners says:

    Any reports of my death have been mis-reported – you will be dancing on the grave of Bush Snr and your Thatch before me, and that oerve of a hubby of mine.

    Song for Hilary the briliant, even if she is a yank, that has connections to the CIA, healthy and unhealthy….

    Test the water, and it looks I won, try again….

  403. 403
    I'm Mrs Clinton and I'm on blood thinners says:

    she half welsh, more or less, Hilary. But so is Ann R, so i suppose that means nothing.

    Some welsh for Hilary and Ann non-inside, dancing as they do, away for him indoors,

    YEH – throw me your knickers, ladies!

  404. 404
    I'm Mrs Clinton and I'm on blood thinners says:

    any colour and creed, whatever door, back or front, yankee ladies.

  405. 405
    I'm Mrs Clinton and I'm on blood thinners says:

    and no lads, no no no, let’s not talk about menopause, and eggs running out, shall we? You spare parts in a tool box.

  406. 406
    I'm Mrs Clinton and I'm on blood thinners says:

    The more I get fucked, the harder I try. Just give up.

  407. 407
    I'm Mrs Clinton and I'm on blood thinners says:

    ha-ha! knobend.

    Have you heard of made up fiction, to read between the lines – or does it stir and disturb you in ways Jimmy Savile?

    Usually is the case in my book – don’t hang around any primary schools gates friend, or your neighbours might start to talk.

    Reel them in son!

  408. 408
    I'm Mrs Clinton and I'm on blood thinners says:




    We have been all agents for “them”,
    looking away eyes diverted,

  409. 409
    I'm Mrs Clinton and I'm on blood thinners says:

    We have been all agents for “them”,
    looking away eyes diverted.
    Saying we don’t see what not want,
    what clear as day, brunted.

    I get up, feed kiddies send them on,
    away from our sight given.
    But hope not with monsters abund,
    round cornered life riven.

    Slags to the left of me, perverts right,
    God darn world it looking.
    Can’t trust any old sod about playing,
    with their fingers preying.

    Sod the beeb, and their perverts protected.

  410. 410
    I'm Mrs Clinton and I'm on blood thinners says:

    UK London media children, latest report,

  411. 411
    I'm Mrs Clinton and I'm on blood thinners says:

    Norovirus makes you boke and gives you the squirts for a few days. Lib Dems are suffering it by cleggitis for years.

    JEEEEZUZ, do I hate that dutch immigrant Clegg. If his skin was slightly brown, he would be long gone by now. Hate the freaking white c unt.

  412. 412
    I'm Mrs Clinton and I'm on blood thinners says:

    see below

  413. 413
    I'm Mrs Clinton and I'm on blood thinners says:

    The only tory is a factory.


  414. 414
    I'm Mrs Clinton and I'm on blood thinners says:

    Copenhagen street racing, above law. Mini won.

    North of that Ingerlund, Lancashire/Yorkshire, somewheer up there somewhere, mear their lakes/reservoirs,

  415. 415
    Goebells of Cameron is starting to piss me orf says:

    Glad to see the mini-silly season is over, and Cameron’s friends can look elsewhere, when “things” start up again.

  416. 416
    Goebells of Cameron is starting to piss me orf says:

    fuck – might as well say, in the last week, had an invite from Danemark, Sweden, Netherlands, US times seven (mid west interestinly mainly), Scotland too, Ireland as usual, but not fucking one from England, north nor south! What is going on with you english – it is disturbing, to us welsh.

    Might take up that offer from California, if I can manage to get through immigration…

  417. 417
    Goebells of Cameron is starting to piss me orf says:

    Tidy! Never heard of the bloke, but still, TIDY! mon ami.

  418. 418
    Point of information says:

    To those individuals mentioned, we are not really sure what nationality they are.

    Brown is only identified as Scottish because of his accent.

  419. 419
    Goebells of Cameron is starting to piss me orf says:

    oopla, she was a young lady? Je et un knobend, qui, vous appologies.

  420. 420
    Goebells of Cameron is starting to piss me orf says:

    Try looking harder, and you will be surprised what you fucking tory english discover,

    Yes engliah torys, buy your snow tyres for your chariots now, the weather is soon turning.

  421. 421
    Goebells of Cameron is starting to piss me orf says:

    in conclusion, carry on as usual, you bunch of heathens.

  422. 422
    Goebells of Cameron is starting to piss me orf says:

    Vicki is barely five foot nothing – small ladies look sweet in flat shoes, I think, not on those pathetic designer stilts,

  423. 423
    Kebab Time says:

    I have been sitting at my computer hitting F5 all bloody day – I will get the first comment on the first post of the new year

  424. 424
    Kebab Time says:

    Bastard, I wanted this post

  425. 425
    Goebells of Cameron is starting to piss me orf says:

    things are playing with my melon here.


  426. 426
    Goebells of Cameron is starting to piss me orf says:

    Gene on the Cornish coast, visiting us in the Uk,

    Gene, more, New Yawk,

  427. 427
    Goebells of Cameron is starting to piss me orf says:

    Good luck, saddo. : )

    Were you first in the sales too just gone, getting in those fights, mowing down pensioners with your trolley in marks and sparks?

    Tell you what Kebab, let’s race, ey? But I will have to tell you here and now, I have a truely outstanding competetive spirit, will trip you up and use dirty tricks and drown my grandmothr to win.

  428. 428
    Owen Jones says:

    This has to be the nail in the coffin for the Conservative led coalition.

    Bring on the next opinion poll.

    Single tube ticket (cash) cost £2 for 1st time in 2004. If it had risen with inflation it’d now be £2.51. In fact, price = £4.50

  429. 429
    Dave"The One Term Prime Minister" Cameron says:

    My main hope for 2004 is to clear up my dementia issues.

  430. 430
    Imitation is the best fat arses I suppose says:

    I drink too much. The last time I gave a urine sample it had an olive in it.

  431. 431
    Goebells of Cameron is starting to piss me orf says:

    Lady: “The seats in your cab are so hard my ass is sore now.” Me: “Don’t worry miss, there’s no extra charge for that.”

  432. 432
    Owen Jones says:

    I would like to go up to David Cameron and SLAP him in the face and say “Bet you didn,t see that coming Prime Minister!”

  433. 433
    Jossa Fought says:

    It was in reference to T WATson, not Guido.

  434. 434
    a non says:

    Good to see that following the cobbled together compromise in the US regarding the ‘fiscal cliff’ the FTSE is approaching 6000, starting the new year more than 90 points up as I write.
    Still yoyo-ing up and down but even so, it still appears promising, world markets following suit.
    Of course, it could just be that Dave has taken over leadership of the G8 summit.

  435. 435
    CCHQ Press Officer says:

    Renationalise railways to stop train cos ripping us off! Make 2013 the year we fight together to win decent pay 4 all.

  436. 436
    albacore says:

    Dear me, poor old Dave. Why’s everything so much trouble?
    When you’ve cooked up a cock-up, why, just let it bubble
    Those gobby oiks wanting you to wipe your own rectum
    Bet they couldn’t find enough daft twats to elect ‘em

  437. 437
    CCHQ says:

    Happy New Year everyone! Here r our economic predictions for 2013 (Basically Osborne’s got no plan 4 growth. Again)

  438. 438

    Where the fuck is Guido , has he snuffed it ?

  439. 439

    Obama beat up the Republicans.

    They are more like Dave than Dave is.

  440. 440
    Smig says:

    I know its the Graun… take with a pinch of salt.

    I no longer donate to “charities”. Taking a big fat salary is not charitable.,12406,1042677,00.html

  441. 441
    So you will know next time says:

    Beer is what you ferment; revolution is what you foment. Clear?

  442. 442
  443. 443
    JH34893428329074 says:

    Christ, half of Youtube is getting posted on here these days. It wasn’t so bad when it was Alizee videos, now it is just pseudo random shite.

    Add youtube to the modbot Guido. If it is shite, bin it as Youtube vids really slow down the mobile site.

  444. 444
    So you will know next time says:

    60,000 a week? Roughly what their best players get innit?

  445. 445
    So you will know next time says:

    The label on the box reads: Beware! Plane crashes can give you a nasty headache.

  446. 446

    It’s down to some Welsh Twat who’s village has just been connected to electricity
    and he thinks only he has got youtube

  447. 447
    Anonymous says:

    Guido seems to like having celtic weirdos posting incessant random shite. Why not just re-name the blog Taffies fantasy island for retards. Bye Bye.

  448. 448

    Do Nowt Daves pathetic attempt at running a country

    Dearest rail fares in Europe , for a £100 you get
    England 133 miles
    Germany 336 miles
    France 558 miles
    Italy 736 miles
    and still the incompetent Turd thinks he’s doing a spiffing job
    Fuel prices must have gone up at least 25% on his watch also

    We’re all in this together !

  449. 449
    Smig says:

    Red, Blue, Yellow, it matters not. They’re all in it together. Happily dividing and ruling us proles.

    Welcome to the illusion of choice.

  450. 450
    longbow says:

    Beer is what you ferment; revolution is what you foment. Clear?

    Ahhh, thank you for pointing that out.

  451. 451
    "It was cousin Jimmy not me" Lord McAlpine nearly said says:

    Well, it’s true, sue me!

  452. 452
    Mark Wouters says:

    The Plane attacks on the world trade centre was the work of the CIA to aid the usa arms industry and usa Military ,the cia Murdered JFK,and the usa are Robbing all of us mmoney through Card payments.
    British agents for twin towers attacks were JKRoome

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