December 21st, 2012

It’s Kerry

John Kerry will been nominated by Obama to replace Hillary Clinton. The office of Secretary of State should be more than a safe haven for Democrat presidential losers. Interestingly the first white male to hold the job since 1997. 


373 Comments

  1. 1
    THE THIRD ROUNDEL says:

    Heaven help us – and the Americans

    • 4
      Posting 10 millions hours straight says:

      B1lly is going to murder you for taking his usual spot.

      • 32
        Anonymous says:

        Billy who?

        • 68
          J Clarkson Esq says:

          Some say he can run a four minute mile while wearing a gimp suit if Carry Hole is at the finishing line, that he can insert a dozen Waitrose Christmas puddings up his ar*se without flinching, and that he once typed an entire sentence without it ending in the words “hang ‘em”.

          All we know, is he’s the greatest u*mpire ever.

        • 98
          Belinda Bellender says:

          Billy with the red raw arsehole.

        • 325
          Kerry lost because of some Florida chads says:

          Billy Bob Thornton?

          Thank god Obama is in when North Dakota and othe shale oil and gas fields really come on stream. Republicans would piss the money up the wall with loony tune schemes, like flying over countries with friendly people waving up at them, amd dropping bombs on them. Come on US, set an nhs up over there.

        • 326
          Kerry lost because of some Florida chads says:

          Billy Bob Thornton?

          Thank god Obama is in over there, so they can spend their new North Dakota and other shale oil and gas field wealth wisely when it really comes on stream.

        • 327
          Kerry lost because of some Florida chads says:

          US, spend shale oil and gas field wealth wisely.

          • Kerry lost because of some Florida chads says:

            good gawd, so many got through moderation, and now I sound stupid, when I self-moderated myself, slowly going down a pit of conserved words,

            Merry X all, from Gilliam, the yank, from Monty Python, on his observations of us sad fecks, in the late sixties – but we are just the same, arn’t we brit folks, never change?

      • 135
        Time for Kebab Time to go says:

        81lly is still getting one off on the Guidogram

    • 34
      Anonymous says:

      Heaven help the world! With such a wishy-washy leftie in charge of US foreign policy, disaster cannot be far away.

      • 62
        Anonymous says:

        Is he related to Kerry Katona, Daily Mail favourite for page filling, copy being supplied courtesy of the oh-so-innocent Max I presume?

      • 159
        XXxx says:

        And Georgy Pordgy did such a good job, during the Vietnam War Bush was in the Alhabama National Guard when he turned up.

      • 174
        Blowing Whistles says:

        With this appointment and the world not ending today – perhaps there is a bigger threat to the world ending coming to a parliament not so far away. God help us all if Nett yah boo is re-elected on Jan 22 2013. From that proposition onwards the world will be in even more danger.

        • 225
          Anonymous says:

          is this true,
          .
          Agenda 21 designed a global movement, coordinated through a global to local action plan to create world government in accordance with certain objectives. Let’s look at some of its key policy objectives:
          .
          populations to be concentrated in cities
          an end to national sovereignty
          the abolition of private property
          the restructuring of the family unit and increasing limitations on mobility and individual opportunity
          Now, consider the policies coming out of our own government:
          .
          the systematic destruction of our farming industry
          an end to national sovereignty European and UN “laws” applied at the local level – the “Big Society”
          private property and assets stripped away through economic hardship and crippling taxes
          children stolen by the state and pushed into a multi billion pound care system
          0-19 education programmes (schools opening longer, no parental influence)
          crippling public transport costs and soon to be imposed road charging
          .
          So while the term “Agenda 21” has been dropped, the policies it represented absolutely have not. They have simply been transformed into the Big Society and the Millennium Development Goals. The agenda remains, and at its heart is the drive for world government.

        • 278
          Anonymous says:

          danger to the world:
          ………..

          Dr John Sentamu described the reductions already announced as “savage” and warned that reducing the size of the regular Army and filling the gap with reservists could imperil the “safety of the nation and the peace of the world”.
          He said it was simply not possible to replace highly trained full-time forces with “part-timers”

          Dr Sentamu, who has close links with the Yorkshire Regiment which lost 10 soldiers in Afghanistan this year alone, also described British forces as the “the bravest of the brave”.
          ……
          …..
          since when was a man of peace supposed to promote war?

          • One born every minute says:

            You really are a thickhead aren’t you? Do you leave all your doors unlocked and windows wide open all through the night? (Or is that too deep for you to comprehend?)

      • 371
        Old Blue Eyes says:

        Anyway there is good news this side of the pond. According to the Mail on Sunday the Lib Dems are set to ditch Nick Clegg in favour of Chris Huhne. What a spiffing idea I say as one who would like to see the total annihilation of the loony lefty green party.

    • 121
      Twitter Mob says:

      RACISM! SEXISM! Why couldn’t the job go to a black woman? These republicans are evil white males who will never make a minority empowered woman a Secretary of State.

      Kill the GOP. Kill the NRA. Death to whitey.

    • 136
      Sir William W says:

      Barry doesn’t really ‘do’ foreign policy. He sees the Secretaryship as no more than a sinecure for old Democrats.

    • 290
      JabbaTheCat says:

      Swiftboat Kerry…

    • 294
      Anonymous says:

      Cant see how he will make it through the hearings. There are still too many Swift Boat veterans seeking truth. Kerry sold his colleagues and his country down the river 40 years ago and is the last candidate who should be standing for Secretary of State.

      • 329
        Kerry lost because of some Florida chads says:

        What happens in a war should stay in the war. Things happen, with total chaos.

        • 330
          Kerry lost because of some Florida chads says:

          Could say napalm and agent orange, but I won’t, or have I?

      • 373
        Anonymous says:

        The elections over mate, you can stop peddling that bollocks now.

        It was one of the more amazing pieces of successful progaganda this century though, painting a man who served his country as a “coward” and a “traitor” while at the same time painting an alcoholic coke-head draft dodger as a hero and a patriot.

  2. 2
    Dan Quayle says:

    I love a roast potatoe.

    • 156
      Ruddy Duck says:

      I prefer a strategic CYA operation.

      • 193
        Gordon Brown says:

        I prefer a finger of fudge

        • 331
          Kerry lost because of some Florida chads says:

          Love that song by those NYC lovely boys YCIA….

          • Fruit and Veg Seller says:

            I have some lovely King Edward’s and Maris Piper’s, all for a paaaaaahnd.

          • Kerry lost because of some Florida chads says:

            two for a pound, and a carrot thrown in, as they say in their very friendly marvellous nightclubs, had good friendly nights out at such – get orf, leave my ass alone…

            Ok, touch it, if you must,

            now go away – ttitttshhh

  3. 3
    Peter Hitchens says:

    America marches closer towards the Socialist Apocalypse (TM)

  4. 5
    Anonymous says:

    Might it be that the US is becming a truly left-wing country?

    • 10
      You're a typically hysterical mong says:

      It kills Americans when they hear you righties refer to the Democrats as left wing. America has one very right wing party, the Republicans, and one moderately right wing party, the Democrats.

      Has Obama banned guns, banned capital punishment, banned private enterprise/pension/healthcare/schools? Has he stopped the drone strikes? Has he closed Gitmo? Did he let Bin Laden run free? His crime apparently is giving healthcare to a few million Americans who would otherwise die because they don’t have health insurance.

      Or could it be that you’re one of these demented loons so blinded by hatred of his colour that it’s easier just to say “he’s a communist” when the reality makes you look insane.

      • 23
        McCarthy Witch Hunter says:

        Are you a communist sympathiser?

        • 176
          Blowing Whistles says:

          I’m going to re-read pages 56 to 65 of a book first published in America in 1962.

          The book is titled “You Can Trust the Communists (to be Communists)”

          The relevant pages explain how the Commies (and their ‘Fellow travellers’) infiltrated many religious houses and used them at arms length to undermine any and every organisation for the Commie cause / Common Cause / Common Purpose.

        • 209
          Vladimir, from his tomb says:

          Useful idiot.

      • 24
        Archer Karcher says:

        What a load of claptrap. Probably the biggest pile of lies I have seen here in a single post. Anyone who uses the dog whistle of racism, usually does not have a case. You are no exception to that rule.

        • 31
          Con Rice says:

          Rice was a natzi bytch. War mongering c-nt.

        • 38
          You're a typically hysterical mong says:

          “Probably the biggest pile of lies I have seen here in a single post.”

          I take it then you think he HAS banned guns, banned capital punishment, banned private enterprise/pension/healthcare/schools, stopped the drone strikes, closed Gitmo and let Bin Laden run free?

      • 26
        Operation Crossbow says:

        Well said, Obama is about as left wing as George W Bush. I mean Obama has been racking up the body count in Afghanistan and P+kistan of dead women and children in a way that makes Bush look like a rank amateur.

        I think you will find though the issue people have is the way the British lefty media suck Obama’s cock on a daily basis.

      • 28
        Anonymous says:

        Its shallow and implistic to describe the Democrats as a `moderate right wing party` when it is clear that their sentiments are truly left wing. Obama may not have succeeded in turning America into a social democratic state, but he is trying hard. It would be impossible for him to impose socialism immediately much as he would like to do so.

      • 33
        US Watcher says:

        It is unfair to describe the Dems as ‘lefties’: They are simply anti-libertarian with some socialist leanings.

      • 41
        VoteUkip says:

        Compared to the current bunch of Tories it is fair to say that the democrats are right wing. The reality is that the the Tories are now left wing. And just as the left have no party to represent them in the US the right wing have no party to represent them in Westminster.

      • 60
        Anonymous says:

        An evil exists that threatens every man, woman and child of this great nation. We must take steps to ensure our domestic security and protect our homeland.” – Adolf Hitler, 1922
        .
        obama wants to take guns away.
        is he using the above argument.
        .
        Bush and wars in Afghanistan and Iraq were in response 9/11 attack by saudi men.
        .
        when actions are knee jerk..they take our freedoms and lives…The MSM is always working on our emotions. why? …for sure the outcome is a centralisation of power. This phenomena is statist and racism free…applies to both republicans and democrats. instead of left and right, governments seem to be either big state or small.

        • 66
          Ben Franklin says:

          They who can give up essential liberty to obtain a little temporary safety, deserve neither liberty nor safety.

          • Anonymous says:

            Both Prince Philip and Prince Charles push the idea that humanity is a parasite on the face of the earth; Philip perhaps a little more openly since he has expressed his desire to be reincarnated as a virus which would solve what he views as the global population problem.

          • One born every minute says:

            That’s why he had 4 kids then?

      • 89
        Gloop says:

        Fark off Ji

      • 120
        National Socialist says:

        Americans see Obama as a Liberal

      • 139
        Sir William W says:

        He’s not a commie, he’s just crap at everything.

        • 158
          marcmarc says:

          Like commies

        • 183
          Blowing Whistles says:

          Perhaps some have missed that he’s (another twisted rhetoric placeman)what originated in the US – a shyster [Lawyer] Scheuster was a New York Lawyer and that’s where the name originated.

          People need to wake up to the Shysters all over the world ‘implying’ that somthing is so – when is it NOT.

          How far is the reach of the Bar Council / Privy Council of Star Chamber nutters?

          • One born every minute says:

            Quite. And to date, nobody has satisfactorily explained how a completely unknown “community worker/lawyer” came from complete obscurity to be elected as President in such a short time. Who is pulling his strings and who is funding the effort?

        • 184
          CarryHole is a complete Hunt says:

          No he’s a narcissist who thinks he can run everything better than the people themselves can.

          Tends to be associated with marxism or other economic creationist lunacy.

    • 152
      David Cameron Is A Cunt says:

      Yes, this is why is was so very important to stop Obama’s re-election and why the GOP fucked up so horribly when they chose the plainly not electable as President Mitt Romney as their candidate.

      The world is fucked and the USA is finished.

  5. 7
    Anonymous says:

    What a silly shallow man. He won`t save the West!

  6. 8
    Anonymous says:

    Kerry is as bad as Hilary Clinton.

    • 181
      Chav Watch says:

      Which though has the better rack ?

      • 185
        Blowing Whistles says:

        Reasearch her and bill’s backgrounds – both of them are steeped in marxist ideology – or should that be idiotology?

        • 229
          Anonymous says:

          one world government,
          .
          ,.abolish private property and personal assets thru crippling taxes,
          ,.steal children from parents
          ,.destruction of farming industry
          ,.end to national sovereignty, thru EU and UN “laws”
          ,.private property and assets stripped awau thru economic hardship and crippling taxes
          ,.children stolen from the state and put in multi billion pound care system
          …plus more…

  7. 9
    Anonymous says:

    Has he got a wonky eye?

  8. 11
    Roger The lodger says:

    That cocaine damage has gone way beyond her sceptum

  9. 12
    Rat's arse says:

    Just like to wish SC., Moniker & everyone for their good wishes.

    Many thanks and a very HAPPY CHRISTMAS AND PEACEFUL NEW YEAR TO YOU ALL. :)

    • 15
    • 43
      nellnewman says:

      Cheers RA and Bill

      Have a Great Christmas

    • 96

      Hi Rat’s.

      Have only just picked this up after a very exciting day out where I thought I had lost a lot of money but eventually it was found. Phew!

      Moral: Don’t trust banks!

      I imagine you got my previous greetings on several previous pages but happy to say again: The same to you, everything you would wish yourself. You deserve it.

    • 191
      Santa says:

      What about me?

      I’m stuck halfway down a chimney with a sack of kid’s crap on my back and only a carrot and glass of milkfor my trouble

    • 194
      Blowing Whistles says:

      I hope to be bringing you all – feisty content full comments and facts & more in the New Year – now that the knee-jerk reactionary [and professional fee paid trolls have been "SILENCED"] smear merchants have been neutered.

      Merry Christmas and a Happy New Year to all genuine bloggers – Remember

      “Freedom of Expression” > Article 19 Universal Declaration of Human Rights (1948)

      I love it.

  10. 13
    genghiz the kahn says:

    It would be funny if Congress refused to ratify the appointment.

    • 22
      Jimmy says:

      Particularly as Congress, as opposed to the Senate, isn’t consulted.

    • 298
      One born every minute says:

      Why do the Yanks want an Irishman as their SoS? Ate there no ‘native’ Americans around who can do the job?

      • 343
        Anonymous says:

        I think you’ll find he’s one of the chosen people.

        • 349
          Kerry / Kohn Watch says:

          Yup – His grandfather sanitized his surname before suicide in Boston. The real family name is: Kohn

          The Forbes name comes in from his mother, Rosemary Forbes, and John has been criticized for running himself as J F Kerry (JFK :-) )

  11. 16
    Anonymous says:

    And I was thinking who is Kerry, is it the second man arrested by the plod by the Downing Street gates.

  12. 18
    Lord Lupin says:

    Nice picture. I’m worried already.

  13. 21
    Condoleeza Lice says:

    Condoleeza Lice was a nazi bytch.

  14. 29
    Anonymous says:

    As long as they start wresting power from the ZioLoons, the world will be a better place.

  15. 40
    Thatcher says:

    I wish my subjects a merry easter and a happy new lettuce. Woop woop! Denis! What’s my name?

    • 47
      nellnewman says:

      Be very careful how you poke fun at other peoples misfortunes – there but for the Grace of God……

      Have a Happy Christmas.

    • 55
      Moussa Koussa Mark 3 says:

      ..dribble dribble…my dad used to stick a penny under the weighting scales during the war…but I only a meagre grocers daughter

  16. 45
    wiliam says:

    Kerry’s English cousin,Chris Curtis,is the only man to be sacked from Eton,and then reinstated,because his admission that he had slept with the housemaster’s nanny was set aside because the housemaster had been there first.

  17. 48
    David Cameron says:

    This morning I put on my steel toe capped boots, hard hat and fluorescent jacket before heading to work for the final time before Christmas.

    My new years resolution is to dress like the rest of the Cabinet.

    • 196
      Blowing Whistles says:

      then on your return you can properly dress vegetables with parsley sauce, a sprinkling of horse-raddish or could mint jelly be more appropriate?

  18. 50
    Moussa Koussa Mark 3 says:

    Seems like a good choice

    But which neo nut f*uck wit will the neo nut fu*ck wits select

    • 216
      T. P. Fuller says:

      Quite right, Moussa. He’s a stout upholder of human rights and dignity, as his forceful intervention here proves:

  19. 52
    Moussa Koussa Mark 3 says:

    “”Interestingly the first white male to hold the job since 1997. “””

    and you point is what exactly Borisido Boriswkes

  20. 53
    NRA says:

    Arm all 5 year olds!

  21. 54
    Owen Jones says:

    Ever want to answer every question with a middle finger? That’s kinda where I’m at today.

  22. 56
    Come on, ladies says:

  23. 57
    Moussa Koussa Mark 3 says:

    Enjoyed the Westminster Arms,…. Guido..you are one fat f*ucker, paying homage to Porky Pie Pickles

    • 75
      John Prescott says:

      Since when did the Labour Parteh decide to be fattist?

      Go on, make some homophobic comments, too.

      You know you want to.

      • 97
        Enoch Powell, Crispin Blunt, Alan Duncan says:

        No homophobic comments from us.

      • 202
        Blowing Whistles says:

        I accept your invitation – Militant Political Homosexuals are destroying this country and Mandevilson is an evil corrupt criminal bastard. And there are those who know how Robinson and Deripaska have used him ‘ his for their own evil financial profiteering ends.

        • 244
          Anonymous says:

          the attempt is to kill the family.
          children to be owned by the state.
          one world.
          nasty.

          even branson is getting into the act with his interests in childcare system. must be a big growth area.

          • One born every minute says:

            Like a rampant cancer you mean?

            BW: Mandy also made buckets of money with his machinations and – gracious me – look who he works for these days!

  24. 58
    Jimmy says:

    “the first white male to hold the job since 1997″

    You’d think you lot would be pleased.

    • 63
      Tachybaptus says:

      We are, Jimmy, oh gosh we are. Just think, it’s Kerry, what a man, what a statesman. With his sure hand on the tiller, the world is safe for democracy and fluffy bunnies.

  25. 59
    Grant Shapps aka Michael Green says:

    I’ll be having logs on the fire this Christmas.

    My toilet’s fucked.

  26. 61
    Republican Watch says:

    Ask him about his Vietnam war record.

    Let’s see if he can throw any more grenades at himself, and wait to see what medal his buys himself next.

    • 78
      George W Bush says:

      I was stationed in Texas during the Vietnam war. Yeeeeeeeeeeeeeehaaaaaaaaaaaaaw!

      • 203
        Blowing Whistles says:

        Weren’t you ‘Stationary’ due to being a chicken shit, hill-billy half-wit hick or have I been mishhishiformed?

      • 207
        Blowing Whistles says:

        Mission Mis-accomplished!

      • 232
        Anonymous says:

        when our leaders suggest another war, our army folk should consider why their sons and daughters are not in the front line.
        .
        army has to decide whether the queen is in favour of the wars which are fought. in her name.

  27. 64
    melvin says:

    Genuine question to our US readers: do you think Kerry was really the best-qualified candidate available for such an important post?

  28. 65
    Moussa Koussa Mark 3 says:

    You neo nut f8uck wits are just hilarious

    The NRA have just announced ( and I am not making this ). They will train all school kids free of charge on how to handle and use fire arms.

    Great !!!

    • 76
      Gun Safety Enthusiast says:

      This is very good development, and exactly what is needed.

      Encouragement of gun safety is the key to a safely regulated militia.

      In particular: Keep the finger out of the guard until you intend to make the shot, always check the chamber is clear, use the safety and always be aware of where you are pointing the barrel.

      Further: Use of trigger guards, why bolt action rifles are a preferred choice, and the logic of storing clips / magazines separate from firearm and ammo in the home is a good idea.

      Awareness of situations where firearms may not be appropriate to have available: Ie. in an environment where emotionally disturbed people can gain access, including yourself, particularly if going through domestic disputes or messy divorces, is worth a mention.

      Best bit of news on this issue thus far. This is what the NRA are there for.

      • 81
        You righties are so, so bright says:

        Yep! That’s what we need! 5 year olds killing each other over video games and candy.

        Authorities in Jackson, Mississippi have reported that an 11-year-old boy accidentally killed his 9-year-old brother with a shotgun after the two argued about a video game. Apparently, Darrious Finley, the younger boy, beat his brother De-Andre at a game. De-Andre got angry enough to grab a shotgun. The two struggled, and a single blast to the chest ended the life of the 9 year-old.

        • 105
          Gun Safety Enthusiast says:

          Re-read what was written, and what the NRA are talking about.

          No one is advocating this type of outcome, rather they are talking about impressing a safety first approach to firearms to avoid it. Long overdue.

          In the Mississippi case you cite: How did the child get access to the firearm and ammunition ? Why was the weapon left in a state where it could be fired – ie. clearly no trigger lock ? Is it really a responsible action for the owner to keep a weapon in a home environment where there are young children ? Did the child fully understand the consequences of the action he took ?

          The licensed owner is responsible here.

          The situation you mention is a good example of where not paying attention to basic safety or responsibility will lead, which supports the NRA proposal.

        • 106
          Belinda Bellender says:

          The only problem I have with that is the suggestion of “accidentally”.

          Always shoot to kill – it’s the American way.

        • 112
          'Nuff Said says:

          “Darrious” and “De-Andre.” No prizes for guessing.

        • 117
          Gun Safety Enthusiast says:

          If a firearm is pointed at another person, there is only one reason for doing this: To Kill.

          Irrespective of how a round is discharged (misfires do occur) : If you are pointing a firearm at someone, you are intending to kill them: Irrespective of it is loaded or safe.

          That is a difficult concept to get across, and is the cardinal rule of firearms responsibility and safety.

          • Sir William W says:

            Down here in Waad Magna we manage guns perfectly well, without killing anybody apart from the odd busybody from DEFRA. I think the problem is the Second Amendment was designed with flintlock muskets and pistols in mind, rather than modern firearms. Taken literally, it would permit Americans to carry nerve gas canisters around with them.

          • Gun Safety Enthusiast says:

            As discussed in 2008 Supreme Court decision on the matter, no it is not.

            The temporal / technological argument to ownership are all blind alleys and false as well.

            If nerve gas becomes a legal armament then the people have a right to purchase. The nerve gas argument cited is in the same category as fully automatic weapons, even the NRA do not want those in the hands of the public.

          • b3a5t of channuka says:

            Mr GSE
            All we shoul have are the weapons available to Police and Soldiers
            Then they worry about kicking in your door and taking you to a death camp

          • Gun Safety Enthusiast says:

            b3a5t : Agreed – was not arguing for any further.

            Hopefully, as happened under Clinton at Waco, the military will not be turned against the people again.

      • 212
        Blowing Whistles says:

        Shoot up them vile indoctrinating video games and films. That would save tens of thousands of human beings especially children from having their human blood shed.

    • 255
      CarryHole is a complete Hunt says:

      The democrats have announced their plan to make sure non-criminals have no way to safely defend themselves!

      Great!!!

  29. 67
    I d on't nee d no doctor says:

    Some nutter from the NRA in the USA wants more guns. He wants to have armed personnel in every US school.
    Surely if the shooter didn’t have easy access to guns the incident would never have happened.
    NRA = smoke and mirrors.

    • 84
      Guns guns guns says:

      NRA = the Republican’s voting base.

      • 153
        b3a5t of channuka says:

        You need help
        Guns save lives, try banning cars
        Let me guess, you are the same kind of useful idiot who would think that to be a good idea
        Look forward to the Gulag

    • 109
      MB. says:

      If the type of people likely to get an armed security job at a school are the same standard as we get doing similar (unarmed) security jobs in the UK then they will be more of a risk to the pupils then the nutters.

    • 154
      b3a5t of channuka says:

      You do need a Doctor
      Armed nutjobs do not tend to obey the law when on a killing spree (*Just look at the MET)
      Thats why they pick on helpless people
      Heres another shock, they also tend to avoidgetting a lisense
      FOOL !

    • 213
      Blowing Whistles says:

      See above 209. Think a little deeper IDNND – it’s not hard.

    • 248
      CarryHole is a complete Hunt says:

      When the government disarms come back to the voters.

      The lesson of history is the state shouldn’t be trusted with more access to weapons than the people.

    • 254
      Anonymous says:

      Surely if the shooter didn’t have easy access to guns the incident would never have happened.

      no idea.
      we have no facts.

  30. 71
    Gangnam, motherfuckers! says:

    South Korean pop star Psy’s Gangnam Style video has become the first clip to attract more than one billion views on YouTube.

    • 74
      Realist says:

      The workers of the World, those with the intelligence level of a carrot, have won. The speed downhill to chaos goes ever faster.

      • 82
        Alasdair Campbell Murderer says:

        I was talking to a physicist a few years ago and he said that it’s inevitable for society to fall into irreversible chaos because that is entirely in line with the 2nd Law of Thermodynamics, regarding entropy (briefly defined as ‘chaos increases’).

        Of course, he could have been talking twaddle.

        • 214
          Blowing Whistles says:

          Like every word that has ever been uttered from you and bliars mouths then. Did Tony give you good head Ally?

  31. 73
    Tonto says:

    Kerry mistake big. Hilary Miss good.

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  33. 83
    Owen Jones says:

    Calling it now: momentum chasers will extrapolote the last five minutes of market action into the close

    • 113
      Owen's mum says:

      Owen, your tea’s ready! I’ve already told you twice. If you’re not downstairs in 2 minutes, your new Macbook Pro goes straight back to Amazon.

  34. 86
    Owen Jones says:

    In recent days there has been a large number of people who were making bold, ridiculous predictions, living off ancient history and lost among modern civilisation. No wonder everyone hates Tories.

  35. 88
    National Risible Association says:

    Allow us to illustrate our exciting new National School Shield program

    [youtube http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ob2DIURBXts&w=560&h=315%5D

  36. 92
    NRA says:

    It’s movies that are to blame! That’s right! Movies, music videos and games that killed those 20 children, not a semi-automatic that can fire 30 rounds!

    • 114
      Gun Safety Enthusiast says:

      Many movies do project a very irresponsible approach to firearms, and rarely show the real life consequence of action. The movies are fiction, but have an impact.

      Next time you watch one featuring lots of firearm action:

      Cross check the number of rounds fired with what the weapon could hold – They always seem to have infinite ammo.

      Note how no one gets burnt when they pick up a weapon by the barrel after it has been fired repeatedly, or they shove it down their trousers. Similarly, no ones hearing is impaired at discharge time, there does not appear to be any recoil, and when firing semi-automatic pistols which eject the casing out the top and to the side, these casings never appear, or ever get blocked by the actors causing burns etc.

      Keep an eye on where the trigger finger is, and where the barrel is pointed.

      You never see the bit after where the cops haul the shooter to the station, process him, give him a good shoeing, put them through the court system, let them rot in jail for a bit, before they maybe get back on the street homeless.

      The Die Hard and Terminator films do not demonstrate good safety, and if you look carefully many other movies closely the same is true. The movies are a fiction.

      • 217
        Blowing Whistles says:

        Tell some of the young, naive, easily misled, brought up by shrinks, idiots watching the films that they are ‘fiction’ …. DoHHHHHH!!!!

      • 307
        Rambo Jambo says:

        I suspect that many/most of us on here, were brought up on Tom and Jerry cartoons and the cool foxy dude who always managed to blow himself up and fall off the top of very tall mountains when his Acme special pack didn’t quite work out as intended. Even Laurel and Hardy films contained violence in the form of clumsy mishaps with ladders and cars falling apart etc.

        Those films were full of violence, but I doubt any of us went out after Saturday morning pictures and beat up the nearest greengrocer. We just took them for what they were – amusing entertainment.

        It was only when the wet bearded loonies decided that such films might just possibly be adversely affecting kids’ minds that all this nonsense started. I doubt anyone was so affected by what they had seen in those movies – which goes some way to explaining why they remain so popular today.

        So what changed? Do today’s video games really have a deleterious affect on young minds? Or is it rather that pissed off kids now have too easy access to dangerous weapons?

    • 231
      CarryHole is a complete Hunt says:

      I think it’s amusing that you’d get rid of the second amendment that in reality protects the first (and all the others).

      I think it’s wise of american civilians to stay as well armed as their wannabe owners in the federal govt. I think it’s dreadful that the U.K. has been en-serfed.

      • 308
        RJ says:

        Yes. But it is very difficult to have a serious discussion here when the idiot moodybooty keeps getting his finger stuck on his little red button.

  37. 101
    hank the cat says:

    The chair of the Commons home affairs committee, Keith Vaz, has claimed that a “robust, transparent and comprehensive investigation” was needed into the affair.

    Vaz on plodgate, was not aware that anybody had commited suicide

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  40. 118
    National Socialist says:

    Fred the weather man – who’d have thought it?

    Mind you, Suzi Perry for F1 next season. Might start watching it.

    • 165
      Engineer says:

      Do you think she got the job because of her deep and extensive knowledge of high-speed engine design, aerodynamics as applied to car bodies, the dynamics of the road-wheel interface …. or for some other reason?

    • 168
      Jethro's Aunty from Tremethick Cross says:

      I’ve said it before, and I’ll say it again: ‘It’ll be Sandy McPherson next!’

  41. 122
    Kebab travel update says:

    King William Street (City Of London) is currently blocked in both directions due to a police incident. Expect delays in the area.

    • 171
      Jethro Grammariensis says:

      … ‘owing to’. ‘Owing to a police incident…’ is an agreeable Participial Phrase; ‘due to’ makes a good Complement, following the Verb ‘to be’: ‘Delays in the King William Street area are due to a police incident.’

  42. 124

    Fuck me! Steam-boat Willy in a real job! Shows just how serious Obama will be about international relations. Presumably Hilary will now prepare for Presidency?

  43. 125
    The savant10.4 highway patrol says:

    The first white male to hold the job since 1997 ???

    What about Hilary. And. Condi ??

    They. Certainly always wer only. Trousers. .

    And hilary is definitely not allergic to a bit of spinach whenever / wherever she can get it . We understand hr last supplier was David. Milliband. Foreign. Secretary. For whose brand of Popeye juice she had a particularly strong predilection .

  44. 126
    The savant10.4 highway patrol says:

    Hey. I don t care if they call. Me. Kerry the. Kretin .

    As i said on my. Presidential campaign me. And. Edwards. –or was it Quayle –
    We. Got better hair than the opposition .

    Anyways i m married to a billionairesse. With offfshores that make romney look like a curch mouse

    So. Who cares if i. Fuck up– we ll. just retire to. The turks and caicos islands .which we own anyway .

    • 313
      Mrs Moppet says:

      Why do people who have loadsamoney think they will make competent politicians? Why don’t they just effoff and live on an island somewhere in the sun?

  45. 127
    genghiz the kahn says:

    All I want for Christmas is a super 3D printer, to print submachine guns.

    http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2012/12/21/downloadable-guns_n_2345723.html?ncid=edlinkusaolp00000003

    More bullshit from the Huffington Post people, odd that it wasn’t dated April 1st.

  46. 128
    Guardian reading lefty says:

    I love a hunky man in a miltary uniform.

  47. 130
    CYNICAL OLD MAN says:

    Any reader wishing to know where the Biased BBC site has gone can now find it on http://www.biasedbbc.org. Or if you Google Biased BBC it’s about fifth on the list.

  48. 131
    Sarah Palin says:

    Fecking hell, there’s hope for me yet!

  49. 132
    I d on't nee d no doctor says:

    More guns in the USA
    More guns in the USA
    The NRA say
    More guns in the USA

    • 222
      CarryHole is a complete Hunt says:

      Good for the NRA.

      More good people with guns = less leverage for criminals.

  50. 133
    Church Watch says:

    The papal Christmas address is worth a read: Gay marriage will destroy the family.

    • 192
      Phoney Bliar says:

      oooohhh! he’s not supposed to say that! I told him not to – I have a direct line to his Supervisor you see.

    • 247
      not a machine says:

      hes only acting in defence of 1500 yrs of christian thinking and propebebly a further 2000yrs of judaeo thinking before that .

      Even the darwinists get somthing of heterosexual marrige in the science of social groups . The liberals dont get it or if they do will procure and antithesis that can only degenerate human living , with a concious effort on a law that will hold nothing of true value.

      The quotations he uses are quite interesting

  51. 137
    it will be even bleaker this xmas in sunderland with only o says:

    I dont get all this leftie talk about Kerry hes married to a Heinz for gawds sake he is as much a leftie as David Milliband in other words a rhetorical leftie with loadsa money now weve got Barry as commander in chief Biden as his deputy and Kerry gawd help the West

    • 169
      retardEd Miliband's Parasite Party (for shirkers, not for workers) says:

      Whilst Dear Leader has many millions of pounds, all un-earned on the property market (using your money for the speculation), we in the Parasite Party should remind you that Dear Leader Ed is only holding on to said money until the Revolutíon, whereupon Dear Leader will re-distribute the wealth.

      Honest.

      PS: Are you all a bit worried about having a 4 by/ 2 as PM, with his finger on the nuclear trigger, at the same time as things could all be kicking off between Is/reál and Irán? Because it’s starting to scare the shit out of us.

  52. 147
    nellnewman says:

    Great Guidogram but maybe they needed a bit more beer before singing!

    Happy Christmas!

  53. 151
    b3a5t of channuka says:

    He is also A 10 5 23
    And just who is this out of uniform twit saluting ?

    • 170
      US Watch says:

      Could he have been singing the anthem ?

      • 178
        b3a5t of channuka says:

        Nope
        He was just grand standing and courting votes from idiots
        That was my point
        He would probably salute The Star of David far more readily for a few extra Sheckels

        • 179
          US Watch says:

          Agreed – found the source image.

          • b3a5t of Panzer says:

            5000 years of “suffering”?

            Those Chosen by themselves to rule over us seem to have learning problems
            It takes a while for your average idiot to wake up to their evil

            They thought that they could tame some Tigers ( US and Germany )
            Your time is over

            The Lord Jesus always wins

        • 282
          Your Friendly Neighbourhood US Politicians Backstory Service says:

          Seeing as how his father’s parents were of the Hebrew persuasion, that’s not out of the realm of possibility. “Kerry” is a made-up name, to fit in as genteel lace-curtain I*rish-American, on the part of his grandfather. (This was satirised in the film, The MatchMaker, about a Senator visiting I*reland to see his (fictitious) ancestral home.) And it worked, at least to the point where Kerry’s father was able to marry into the Forbes family, an old-guard Mayflower family far wealthier than the Kerrys. (The Malcolm/Steve Forbeses are much more recent arrivals.) His middle name being Forbes, he ran for office in Massachusetts as “John F. Kerry”– ugghhh, pul-leeeez! Is there anything real about this fellow?

  54. 166
    Anonymous says:

    The left does know how to look after its own, even failures.

  55. 180
    Dogsbody says:

    I remain astonished that Mr Kerry was not charged with treason post the Vietnam War. Has everyone forgotten, or is in denial of, his disgraceful anti-American activities?

  56. 187
    Lady Virginia Droit de Seigneur says:

    Looks like Obama is keen for the United States to have the same foreign successes as Jimmy Carter’s administration.

    Never mind – the BBC and Guardian will continue sucking him off while he behaves like George W Bush in Afghanistan and Carter everywhere else.

  57. 189
    Princess Po-Face Pollytwadle fresh from bashing Balls' balls says:

    Anything dear Mr O’Barmy does is fine by me! If only he were OUR President! He’s ensure the UK stayed within the EUSSR and I would keep all my many perks and trifling advantages due to me.

  58. 200
    Jock Cameron says:

    Happy Xmas Nell.

  59. 211
    Public Opinion Instantogram says:

    hope you get better soon maggie

  60. 219
    I d on't nee d no doctor says:

    I’m a proud English man who wants the UK out of the EU and to halt the Islamification of Great Brtain.

    • 221
      Blowing Whistles says:

      Then look a little deeper than the surface at who those are; who are trying to ‘destroy’ “English Law” [You don't need to be a 4x2 plank of a genius to work it out]

    • 227
      Polly says:

      The BBC is the enemy within. It is controlled by a socialist elite.

  61. 224
    Darkest Day says:
    • 236
      not a machine says:

      mmmm at £7500 per question whos to doubt any optomistic feelings , probebly not the same feeling for those at the food bank eh

    • 237
      The population of England and the wider world says:

      Yeah, that’s great, Sarah. We’d have even longer, lighter, evenings if you Scotchist scum didn’t keep vetoing double summer time.

      Still, here’s to your pretend nation’s independence, when the rest of the UK (and, indeed, Planet Earth) can just f*ckin’ ignore you and your ilk for forever more.

    • 239
      The population of England and the wider world says:

      Yeah, that’s great, Sarah. We’d have even longer, lighter, evenings if you Scótchíst scúm didn’t keep vetoing double summer time.

      Still, here’s to your pretend nation’s índependence, when the rest of the UK (and, indeed, Planet Earth) can just f*ckin’ ignore you and your ilk for forever more.

      • 257
        Twat alert says:

        Total utter bollocks. No politician can increase the amount of daylight and the obvious time to have midday is when the sun is at its highest, i.e. MIDDAY, 12 noon GMT, Zenith, you stupid Twat.

        Even the Scotch can be right.

        If you don’t like it fuck off to Germany and abide by Berlin time.

        You Twat

    • 246
      nellnewman says:

      So sad that the poor Browns have such dark dreary thoughts. Really hard for their kids in such a depressing household.

      It’s Christmas!! Lets Enjoy!!

  62. 233
    not a machine says:

    Bit odd for me to say this , but I think Hillary Clinton did a good job in her role ,hope she feels better

    Good article on Daniel Hannan debate , at least someone has an idea how capitalism should work .

    Ed millibands immigration speech ….. too late , too insincere , you have totally wrecked the traditional sources incomes for the workingclass “I am the destroyers of economies ” . To put it mildly the whole premise of immigration 97 onwards was at best wreckless and flawed at worst a betrayal that the labour party will never recover from . the price was of course the 5mn able to work on benefits while yer banker sponsors filled there boots , never mind all the work you outsourced in collusion with yer chums . soon be able to spit on and burn photos of tony and gordon . In my view you left a 10yr mess , have made the tax payer pay for it , left benefits in shambles and a uncessary cultural instability that may well blow a fuse , a few years from now . Thanks for the strife Ed and Labour , thanks for all the strife ………

    • 241
      David Icke (the new messiah) says:

      Their

      • 252
        not a machine says:

        I would have gone for the lack of capitalisation on the names , I suppose its my version of soduko challenge for the journos that read this blogg (hoping I can make an excuse and that basic requirement of all journalism is a good grasp of grammer)

    • 251
      Ex-Labour voter says:

      I think you summed that up very well. Particularly, “never mind all the work you outsourced”. I was very happy when Labour won in 1997, but it wasn’t long before the doubts set in – particularly, Blair setting up a working group to advise UK companies on outsourcing work to India. 5 or 6 people on the group came from the Indian Chamber of Commerce. Mine was one of the jobs that got outsourced. Thanks, Labour.

      “a betrayal that the labour party will never recover from” – I will certainly never forgive them.

      And I’d also like to take this opportunity to thank Labour for the East Europeans who broke into my house (twice, and skipped bail) and rear-ended my car (and fled, without insurance). Cheers.

      Oh, and thanks for the Iraq war, too. Stylish.

      • 256
        not a machine says:

        Yeah I thought Tonys 80% verb construction speeches were magic and that we would have a more balanced economy , still eh fooled us all and made a load of money ……..

      • 353
        Jimmy says:

        you ungrateful fucking sack of tory shite. welcome to the future.

    • 268
      CarryHole is a complete Hunt says:

      >but I think Hillary Clinton did a good job in her role

      You think Benghazi wasn’t a monumental fuck up?? What about NorKs.? Try thinking a little harder.

      • 287
        not a machine says:

        point taken , but when you consider the backdrop in her time , she was more intelligent than bullish , considering how it all could have worled out

        • 289
          US Watch says:

          I agree with your original point, but Benghazi from any angle was total fubar bordering on high treason. When the report came out, I think that was her done, as is being speculated on with respect to the ‘concussion’

          The one benefit though is that so long as GOP do the right things to slow the house down, this could perhaps dislodge Obama early, or at least render him lame duck before he totally destroys all that is good in the US.

  63. 242
    Anonymous says:

    Hiliary did quite a good job – I was pleasantly surprised.

    I am much more worried about “kept” man Kerry. He has been a waste of space in the Senate.

  64. 243
    nellnewman says:

    Just rediscovered Elkie Brooks – I danced to her many Christmasses ago .

    Night Folks God Bless! Sweet Dreams.

  65. 261
    I d on't nee d no doctor says:

    For some reason, women think childbirth is the hardest thing imaginable. They’ve obviously never tried pissing straight with an erection.

  66. 263
    Saffron says:

    Sarah Broon comment please keep it to yourself as your husband? selling off gold reserves and advertising this is economic policies in the extreme.
    Who other than a economically idiot would do this?.
    This country is and has been run by the most bunch political chancers I have ever seen.
    The sheeple of this land need to wake up as to what the agenda with these politico’s is all about,it is not about you sheeple.
    IT IS ABOUT HOW THEY CAN CONTROL YOU
    They only want you to know what they say,you need to tell em bugger off we will take notice of what we read from other sources.

    • 265
      Gold Watch says:

      The only reason for doing what he did, was to bail out some bullion banks.

      Not good for the country, but did save a number of banks.

      • 288
        not a machine says:

        mmm can never believe economic record was either true or right , that aside his stance on not joining the euro (assuming there wasnt some even darker motive to watch millions suffer during a coalition government and then full EU integration in 2016 when we are on our knees type thing) was the one thing in his 13 yrs in goverment he reticently did right . But just imagine if the 5 criteria had been met he would have done it ……. so dont forget idealogically he wasnt against EU superstate.

        • 317
          Mrs Moppet says:

          Eu’re so perspicacious! You must use superfine oil to keep the bits moving so smoothly.

  67. 267
    BSA says:

    Crikey. I can’t imagine the NRA coming up with a worse slogan. And I am pro gun ownership.

    • 273
      b345tof county Kerry says:

      Mr BSA you are scraping the bottom of the hammer forged barrel

      • 276
        BSA Bantam says:

        Never understood how a small arms company moved into making motor cycles but have to say from personal experience they made exceedingly good air rifles and motor bikes.

        • 279
          Tachybaptus says:

          It was skill in making metal tubes, which is what gun barrels are basically. Just make them out of thinner metal, and you begin to have the makings of a bicycle, which is what BSA made before they moved on to motorcycles.

          There’s a similar linkage of metal tube manufacture in Yamaha: brass band instruments led on to motorbikes. That’s why the company’s logo is three tuning forks.

          • Jap Crap says:

            The main difference was that my Jap bikes did not cover my parents’ drive with oil unlike my Beezers did.

        • 300
          Mr Honda says:

          If BSA were so fecking good how come they went bust?

          Workshy Brummie bastards were absolutely useless and turned out much crap. Leaked plenty of oil.

    • 275
      Big Mistake says:

      The only way to stop a bad guy with a gun is a good guy with a gun.

  68. 269
    It's ann odd odd world says:

    What strange times we live in.

    The Labour leader is agin coal and the coal union is agin Scargill.

  69. 271
    Fiscal Cliff says:

    Don’t blame me, blame Barry.

  70. 272
    b345tof county Kerry says:

    Who cares?
    I dont give him pocket money (he tends to marry that)
    The coffin faced ponce

  71. 274
    Bogeyman says:

    Non-story of the year on the Daily Heil’s website: Bloke in court for smashing Christmas tree baubles at the office party. Yes, that’s all.

    So why the fuss? Nothing to do with him being an advertising manager at the Times and a former ad manager at the Grauniad of course. Or that he’s not what you might call fair skinned.

  72. 277
    I d on't nee d no doctor says:

    BBC News: Former prime minister Margaret Thatcher is recovering in hospital after having a growth removed from her bladder.

    The hospital report that the growth is doing well, and will be capable of replacing David Cameron in approximately 18 months time.

  73. 281
    Libertarian says:

    Looks like Huge Grunt donated his NoTW settlement and some extra to the Whacked Off campaign.

    He is now a full enemy of liberty, and funding a populist organisation which has a dangerous agenda.

    One does not understand his motivations – what has gone wrong with him ?

  74. 283
    Out of the EU says:

    Time for the BBC to stop promoting the EU on their tripe shows such as Eastenders.

    • 319
      Mrs Moppet says:

      It’s all part of their “new culture” what they announced in the week.

      Oh, hang on, that common purpose Boaden witch has just gone back into the building.

      No change there then. ‘Common’ is a very useful word in the English language.

  75. 284
    Unfinished business in Rotherham says:

    In other news:

    http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/politics/ukip/9759282/Ukip-foster-row-couple-threaten-to-sue-council.html

    This should not be a threat, this should be direct action, and those responsible should have been put out of the public positions they are in some time back.

    Tolerating this manner of behaviour by those in public services truly is a sign that the UK is fucked.

  76. 285
    Anonymous says:

    The Tea Prty says the fiscal cliff is inevitable because Obama and his commie friends are determined to set America on the path to socialism.

  77. 286
    Anonymous says:

    The Republicans need to get a grip on their party and get rid of the RINOs

  78. 297
    Rich Rostrom says:

    A Yank notes: In the early days of our republic, the Secretary of State was often a future President: Jefferson, Madison, Monroe, JQ Adams, Van Buren, and Buchanan were all former SoSs. Presidential contenders often held the office: ex-nominees Clay, Cass, Blaine, Bryan, and Hughes.

    But since Hughes (1921-1925), the only SoSs with any “Presidential” aspect have been Muskie (1980-1981; ex-VP candidate, failed nomination contender), and Clinton (2009-2013?; failed nomination contender).

    So the nomination of Kerry to SoS has plenty of precedent, just not much recent precedent.

  79. 312
    Gerry McCann (Registered Child Minder) says:

    6th year, ho hum. How much longer have I got to keep this charade up, feeling a bit Savilesque now…

  80. 321
    Hooked says:

    There had to be more than one shooter.

    • 328
      Kerry lost because of some Florida chads says:

      The grassy knoll, as in jamaican woodbines? Pot seems to be behind every kiddie loon these days.

      • 337
        Hooked says:

        Actually, a wood, a school, phantoms in Hoboken and a spin fit up which failed. Antidepressents and p@ed0-rings appear to be behind the recent generation of kiddie loons, from Columbine to Connecticut.

  81. 322
    Kerry lost because of some Florida chads says:

    “first white male to hold job since 1997″

    Says a lot for the quality of white males with bucks over the water. Most of them appear to have screws loose, bit like tories in this country. Think Hilary has done a brilliant job – seems always to speak sense, rather than the usual inane waffle most over there come out with.

    • 323
      Kerry lost because of some Florida chads says:

      … furthermore, this might be of interest to some – always check the references at bottom, I always advise,
      http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/2004_United_States_presidential_election_controversy_and_irregularities

    • 336
      it will be even bleaker this xmas in sunderland with only o says:

      What about the Labour screws loose,Blair and the illegal war in Iraq which will continue to cost this country for decades both in financial terms and the havoc it wreaked in the Middle East,Milliban the Elder a complete waste of time.Clinton a brilliant job? where do you get off?

      • 340
        Kerry lost because of some Florida chads says:

        Stop using Sunderland as a shield, you tory feck. Hate to go into war with you pal, having the rank of second-Lieuyenant Arsebreath hidding behind us. You will be quickly friendly-fire before you could say “they couldn’t hit an elephaannhhh…”

        • 341
          it will be even bleaker this xmas in sunderland with only o says:

          You socialist arselick fragging wouldnt be good enough for you

        • 342
          Kerry lost because of some Florida chads says:

          Wot you say Major Sharpe, from originally a backend of Sheffield, Sir!

          STAND BY YOUR BEDS, GET UP, you sea sick mother of hoars!

  82. 348
    UKIP - the way forward says:

    He is one seriously weird & ugly person.

    • 350
      porky-pola for me pal, Guido says:

      Supports the blades from Sheffield, unlike the owls from these lot from Wednesday – the sea-sick sheffield basterds… H17,

      • 362
        Dickson of my dock side sailor's arse for a farthing says:

        Why do I have a diary full of ladies from several lands, with no time in the day to visit them all, when there is dating sites, with all these ladies desperate for just my attention. Ey tories? Maybe it is because I vote Labour, and care.

        Italiano – got them stacked up in Torino and Milarno, more than I know what to do with. Perhaps me playing the piano and singing tenor might have something to do with it…

        • 363
          Dickson of my dock side sailor's arse for a farthing says:

          Not me on the joanna keyboard, but a fella I know,

          See me banging joanna – no chance – the ladies will be storming at my door. And my poor ol’ mother won’t be able to beat them off with her shitty stick, I can see it now.

  83. 354
    i ain't got nuffink in my house after what the feds done to me says:

    yawn

  84. 358
    John Kerry, Secretary (typing pool) says:

    You loser Brits need to stop whining and get with the programme.

    By the way, I’m French.

  85. 359
    Donald Trump, Lord Thump of Golf Cart says:

    Exactly John, well said. You stick it to these commie Brit lying toe-raging BP-defending commies.

    As I told you on the phone earlier during that conference call I was conducting from my luxury multi-million dollar penthouse in Manhattan, these commie Brits don’t like people who are SUCCESSFUL.

    They hate both of us due to our SUCCESS and the fact that we are more SUCCESSFUL than them.

    When I was filming The Apprentice, I made it clear that I am far more SUCCESSFUL than the average Brit, especially that J-e-wboy, Lord Sugary. He is just one example of the commie-pinko-liberal Brit mentality. They hate SUCCESS because they are all losers.

  86. 360
    Alan Sugar, Lord of the Dance says:

    ‘Ere listen you silly yank c_u_n_t with the hamster on yer head: I’m worth more than a few bob but I don’t go round boasting about it.

  87. 361
    Kerry says:

    I’m so very, fly oh my it’s a little bit scary

  88. 367
    just saying says:

    Kerry has disturbing fingernails – unless he is a left-handed guitarist.

    • 368
      just saying says:

      I meant right-handed. Doh! :-(

      • 372
        It's Xmas for fuck sake, no school/work for most monday, pen pushers mainly says:

        Always can tell a right handed smoker drinker – he smokes left handed, to leave his right hand free for his pint being raised, at any chance he can find, lifed,


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“There is more sexism in Britain than in any other country in the world, according to a mad woman who has been sent here by the United Nations.

Rashida Manjoo is a part-time professor of law at Cape Town University in the totally non-sexist country of South Africa (otherwise known as Rape Capital Of The World).

Mrs Magoo has been wandering around with her notebook and is appalled by the sexist “boys’ club” culture here, apparently.

I don’t doubt we still have sexism in the UK. But is it worse than in, say, Saudi Arabia, d’you think, honey-lamb? Or about 175 other countries? Get a grip, you doolally old bat.”



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