December 21st, 2012

Guardian Live Blog Their Own Demise

The morning after we learn that the Mail Online now has almost double the reach of the Guardian, Kings Place’s finest are pouring precious resources into Live Blogging the ‘end of the world':

Guido is sure that those facing the chop in editorial this Christmas find the whole thing hilarious.


  1. 1
    Kebab Time says:

    The Guardian will live blog anything!!! No wonder its losing money

  2. 2
    Diddley says:

    They frequently blog,but I doubt they was their hands or flush. Dirty leftys.

  3. 3
    Peter Cook says:

    Hmmm, Not quite the conflagration we had been led to expect…

  4. 4
    Sir William W says:

    The end of civilisation? I’m waiting for it to start.

  5. 5
    Bernard Hogan says:


  6. 6
    HMMM says:

    The end of civilisation?, didn’t that happen some time ago?.

  7. 7
    3 minutes and counting ... says:

  8. 8
    rabid hamster says:

    How much longer can the Scott trust support the grauniads haemorrhaging of cash? Shurely the graun is now on its own countdown to catastrophic bankruptcy!

  9. 9
    2 minutes and counting ... says:

  10. 10
    genghiz the kahn says:

    The end of the world will come before that 23 year old is named by The Guardian.

  11. 11
    1 minute and counting ... says:

  12. 12
    0 minute and counting and still alive.... says:

  13. 13
    Tachybaptus says:

    Still here, I think.

  14. 14
    Afghanistan Banana Stand says:

    Well, it seems we’re all still here…

    …sadly, so is Moonbat

  15. 15

    See, Once again i saved the world !

  16. 16
    The plebs on this blog says:

    You were sorely missed yesterday, where were you?

  17. 17
    commode is free says:

    The Guardian must console itself that it will always have double the retch of other newspapers

  18. 18
    Swiss Bob says:

    At least I’ve got a good excuse for not sending any Christmas cards this year.

  19. 19

    Interesting that the Mail on-line reach is less than double the Guardian whereas its print sales nine times bigger.

  20. 20
    Plantagenet says:

    Telegraph are doing it too

  21. 21
    Theresa May says:

    Only 364 shopping days to the end of the world

  22. 22
    HMMM says:

    Touché, but I thought we were doing reasonably OK up until about 900 AD.

  23. 23
    HMMM says:

    Carpet Land obliterated?, say it is not so.

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  25. 25
    Sitting under the stairs with a tinfoil hat on says:

    Is it all over yet?

  26. 26
    Hangs head in shame says:

    I have to admit I occasionally visit the guardian website, but would never ever ever ever, (have I made my point?) buy the fucking rag. But the MIL likes the DM hard copy, ooeerrr missus.

  27. 27
    genghiz the kahn says:


  28. 28
    Dingbats and other loonies stand down says:

    At the command…”Remove Tin Foil Hats !!” the assembled multitudes will remove tin foil hats and take their largcatil ..wait for it laddie !!!….”Remove…Tin Foil Hats !!

  29. 29
    HMMM says:

    Unfortunately not it would seem.

  30. 30
    The Sleeper says:

    Fuck it…this means that I have to get my arse into gear and do some X’mas shopping.

  31. 31
    David Cameron says:

    Seeing as today is the end of the world I’m gonna contact all my relatives to tell them…

    I’m gay!

  32. 32
    armaggedon says:

    Er, to the Mayans this was merely the recording of the end of one cycle of time and the beginning of another. It’s only the ‘end of the world’ to modern western fuckwits.

  33. 33
    Watch out Dave says:

  34. 34
    Sitting under the stairs with a tinfoil hat on says:

    Just come out into the daylight.

    God it looks awful and I have just four horsemen in the distance.

  35. 35
    Daily Fail says:

    Lord Rothmere was personal friends with Hitler.

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    HMMM says:


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    C O Jones says:

    I sent a Christmas card to you, at the House of Commons. It came back marked “not known at this address”.

  38. 38
    Mayans are people too says:

    So what if we got the date wrong? Unlike you heathen today, at least our kids could count and we sure knew how to party (like it’s 1999).

  39. 39
    Marriage is dangerous says:

    A woman from Zurich has been jailed for four years in Switzerland after taking her disabled husband on a trip to India and leaving him there – to save on care costs.

    According to a report in the Daily Mail, the 65-year-old showed her husband videos of “palm-fringed beaches and luxury hotels” to convince him to go there.

    The woman, a currency trader from Bassersdorf, then took the 74-year-old out of a £6,000 a month retirement home in Switzerland to a poverty-stricken suburb of New Delhi – and reportedly paid a family £1,500 a month to take him in.

    She then returned to Switzerland and did not contact him again. The man died in November 2008, eight months after he’d arrived in January.

    According to The Local, the cantonal high court found that the home in Punjab was not equipped to provide the medical care necessary for the man, who suffered with dementia and was severely disabled.

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    Where did I put those Christmas cards last year says:

    Bloody Mayans!

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    I think we've been here before ...many many many times says:

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    Let it die says:

    I wouldn’t wipe my arse on the Garinadu. Bargepole is the word that comes to mind…

  43. 43
    Op Op Op Oppan Gangnam Style says:

    Is it pure coincidence that the Mayan prophecy coincides with Gangnam Style reaching 1 billion views on Youtube?

  44. 44

    I am glad I am the wrong side of 50 then, sir.

    You sound as if you are from the BBC.

  45. 45
    Sir William Waad says:

    … much so that Adolf could spell Rothermere’s name.

  46. 46
    Underpants says:

    Would have though that “the rapture” would have interested you Guido?

  47. 47
    The Inca says:

    Sure that fucking clever you’re extinct.

  48. 48
    Sir William Waad says:

    You wipe your arse with a bargepole? The X Factor beckons.

  49. 49
    Sally Bercow says:

    I’m well jel! *angry face* I thought I was his fave Elf? *sad face* I’m totes upset. *cries* What can I do to cheer myself up? *bends over, opens legs*

  50. 50
    Serious Question says:

    I mean who in their right mind names their child Neon?

  51. 51
    Daily Fail says:

    I admit, I didn’t bother checking the correct spelling. But I suppose one thing in my favour is that at least I’m not personal friends with a genocidal racist lunatic.

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    Big Chief Whip says:


  53. 53
    God says:

    The passage of time is just a figment of your imaginations

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    NSPCE says:


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    Edukashun-Edukashiun-Edukashon says:

    Britains got talent !

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    Revisit the OED now! says:

    They should live blog PT’s weekly Shark
    Jump. I fear the word ‘satire’ is no longer of sufficient weight to capture the sheer audacity of her comic genius.

  57. 57
    Sub Editor Recruitment Specialists says:

    And you could get a job at the Grauniad.

  58. 58
    Doomwatch says:

    Planetary Alignments: Nil
    Four Horsemen: Nil
    Rapture: Nope
    Magnetic field reversals: Compass still pointing north
    Killer Ast*roid(s): Nil
    Planet ‘X’ or Niburu: Still mythical
    Alien Invasion: No Vogons or Dogons
    Earthquake: Nothing on the USGS
    Floods: Some minor flooding, situation normal
    LHC Black Holes: None detected

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    Elf Federation says:

    Did you call one of our members lazy?

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    The Daily Mail says:


  61. 61
    Rude-olf the Rheindeer says:

    Fuck You!

  62. 62
    Daily Fail says:

    For not checking the spelling or for not being friends with a mass murderer?

  63. 63
    Sam Cam says:

    You were Shamazing babes

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    Lighting specialists says:

    Argon and Luminescent presumably?

  65. 65
    caws for concern says:

    Political double speak. Maybe a cry from the heart.

    Yvette is useless in the sack or Ed has problems with his own sack.

  66. 66
    Albert Onestone says:

    Don’t believe; it’s relative.

  67. 67
    Elfin Safety says:

    Can’t have tinsel. It might catch fire. Can’t have candles. It might burn someone. Can’t have a tree. It night offend muslims. Can’t have alcohol. It might offend muslims.

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    R U Havin a Laff? says:

    The Mail has double the reach of the Guardian?

    You have been too close to Westminster too long Guido. In the real world the Guardian has no reach to double.

    Outside of the political village the Guardian is only found in public libraries, teachers’ common rooms and BBC local radio.

  69. 69
    David Cameron says:

    Thats a story scary enough to turn me gay!

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    bergen says:

    1997 as I recall.

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    HMMM says:


  72. 72
    Three Arse says:

    Perhaps somebody is confused by the Novem bit of November, but most people count November as ten months after January.

  73. 73
    Mr Safety says:

    I deserve a mention too.

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    Narcissism is a PD says:

    The mother seems to be enjoying the limelight just a tad too much btw

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    Dave who doesnt know if he is winding his watch or taking a shit says:


  76. 76
    genghiz the kahn says:

    and pinned to outside lavatory walls.

  77. 77
    Thought for the Day says:

    What do you call alternative medicine that works?


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    Plod at gates to Downing Street says:

    Look you know full well our policy on bikes, and yes it does apply to you.

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    Stephanie Flanders says:


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    bergen says:

    Mr and Mrs Chrysler?

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    Entropy says:

    Sorry God, but I win.

    The apparent flow of time and the change from order to disorder is inevitable, and can’t be stopped.

    One day everything will be just radiation at a couple of degrees K and nothing will ever happen.

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    Neon's Mum says:

    Don’t put me in the spotlight; it’s all about the child.

  83. 83
    Guardian reading lefty says:

    I am so worried about the world ending.
    I have sodomised my boyfriend just in case.

  84. 84
    Brownian Motion says:

    ahh that’s better

  85. 85
    David Cameron says:

    What sort of gear will get for your arse?

  86. 86
    Dr Freud says:

    You seem to have a bit of a fixation with anal sex with men. Protesting too much?

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    Fred Dineage says:


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    Duty Pedant says:


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    OnBenefits says:

    I’ve just got up and opened the curtains, and I can categorically confirm that here in North Wales at least, the world still exists.

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    The Museum of Socialism says:

    Why are museums free and subsidised by the state?

    I can see no logic in this at all. And we are now seeing chancers using the special privileges that museums enjoy the same way that chancers use charities.

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    Apostophe police says:

    Come along quietly Neon is Mum.

  92. 92
    a non says:

    Read this earlier on the other thread. Self promotion to swell the figures?
    Are you Psy Co?

  93. 93
    David Cameron says:

    Thanks Ed…could you dress up as Santa every night?

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    Ed Father Xmas Balls with his sack full of IOUs says:



  95. 95
    BBC News 24/7 says:

    I fucking hope it’s doomsday I’ve just run buck naked through the Blue Peter studios with a ribbon tied round me dick.

  96. 96
    HMMM says:

    Neon E.ON

  97. 97
    Bernard Hogan hyphen How says:

    Next week I will be visiting the Ministry for Silly Names.

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    Guardian reading lefty says:

    Projecting thats what I do to boyfriend.

  99. 99
    Eunuchs R us says:

    The root of their demise was the introduction of Gay Marriage…apparently.

  100. 100
    Guardian reading lefty says:

    Didn’t Jimmy Savile used to do that?

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    HMMM says:

    What a shame!.

  102. 102
    David Cameron says:

    I dream of appearing on X-Factor.

  103. 103
    Mendeleev says:

    Catherine of Argon?

  104. 104
    boomboom says:

    he’s very bright

  105. 105
    Tung Sten says:

    Is she Noble like the gas?

  106. 106
    David Cameron says:

    Where’s my Willy?

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    A philosopher says:

    Can we say, in a real sense, that being in North Wales is any sort of proof of existence?

    I think not.

  108. 108
    OnBenefits says:

    And, what’s more, we’re still 97.48% white

  109. 109
    Crispin Blunt says:

    Me too ducky! That’s why I voted against gay rights. That was before I was outed.

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    The Sleeper says:


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    plastic says:

    I’d like to have given some of those Blue Peter girls sticky backs

  112. 112
    Op Op Op Oppan Gangnam Style says:

    So you read every single comment in every single thread. What a dazzling life you must lead.

  113. 113
    Anonymous says:

    Working on his allotment.

  114. 114
    René Descartes says:

    Therefore I am not.

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    Living in 96.98 percent white Merseyside says:

    Isn’t The Guardian ranked No.3 in the world for the number of hits exceeded only the The DM and The NYT?

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    OnBenefits says:

    No more proof than anywhere else, I would imagine. Apart from being mosque-free, we have very little air or light pollution, the scenery is beautiful, the lamb is rather good, and we have more than our fair share of wind farms.

    Oh, I nearly forgot, we have our own ‘parliament’ and a very competent First Minister. It’s not all bad.

    Did I mention the sheep?

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    Body Guard Ian says:

    Plebgate has morphed into Plodgate. I think Metgate is something else.

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    Living in 96.98 percent white Merseyside says:

    Don’t you mean 1979!

  119. 119
    The Welsh National House Burners Association says:

    Where do you live?

  120. 120
    Guardian reading lefty says:

    Me to I don’t want people to know I’m a homo.

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    Bogeyman says:

    I wonder how many people (like myself) go the the Graun’s website not for information but out of sheer astonishment at the pronouncements of the Left.

    Rustbugger is a clever chap. His policy is to fill it with extreme “progressive” dialogue designed to make sensible readers gasp. It is actually a form of pornography.

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    OnBenefits says:

    Charlie Brooker may have got there before you.

  123. 123
    Coal Marketing Board says:

    Come home to a real fire. Buy a second home in Wales

  124. 124
    Moussa Koussa Mark 3 says:

    Remember the good old days when ALL those who served within the police force voted Tory…errrr not anymore

    In fact who does…The over 70’s middle / upper class is your only true core now.

  125. 125
    Vyacheslav Molotov says:

    Hilter and me…..we were like THAT.

  126. 126
    Are you called Peter? says:

    I always wondered why they called it Blue Peter.

  127. 127
    Labour terraforming a town near you soon says:

    Labour, a system of government where the least capable to lead are elected by the least capable of producing, and where the members of society least likely to sustain themselves or succeed, are rewarded with goods and services paid for by the confiscated wealth of a diminishing number of producers.

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    The bruvvas says:

    Former miners’ leader Arthur Scargill loses High Court fight with National Union of Mineworkers over cost of his London flat

  129. 129
    George Osborne says:

    Why doesn’t the ice cream van ever come up Downing Street?

  130. 130
    Gordon Brown says:

    Where’s my meds?

  131. 131
    Tories in the closet says:

    There’s lots more of us, ducky!

  132. 132
    Moussa Koussa Mark 3 says:

    Guido site in full:

    Something about the Guardian
    Something about the BBC
    Something about Boris

    Guido…you have an almost autistic obsession with the above.

    PS latest polls put you in the high 20’s…..oh dear

    Keep on obsessing about pointless stuff, enjoy what is left of your one term.

    Merry Christmas

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    Moussa Koussa's pet meerkat says:

    Do the farmers still vote for them?

  134. 134
    armaggedon says:

    Why don’t the Guardian publish stuff that people actually want to read, it’s not fucking rocket science?

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    Living in 96.98 percent white Merseyside says:

    And with a pair of bonoculars you could see the Liverpool Skyline if it wasn’t for the ‘ills inbetween!

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    Labour terraforming a town near you soon says:

    Labour, a system of government where the least capable to lead are elected by the least capable of producing, and where the members of society least likely to sustain themselves or succeed, are rewarded with goods and services paid for by the confiscated wealth of a diminishing number of producers.

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    Santander says:

    You’re so clever, how come we have all your gold?

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    Guardian Reader from a Yurt in North Korea says:


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    Everybody says:

    Kebab Time – the only blog in the world worse than the Guardian blog is your blog

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    Living in 96.98 percent white Merseyside says:

    Sorry binoculars.

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    Anonymous says:

    Moussa Koussa Mark 3, the only mark that doesn’t improve with time.

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    Speaking for Bergen, in case he doesn't notice says:


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    Sally Bercow says:

    I’m afraid to say it is…you should see the state of my knees *innocent face*

  144. 144
    Stating the bleeding obvious says:

    No mark that is

  145. 145
    Right! says:

    It’s the crispy pork roast then + towel head surprise!

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    The Fourth Way says:

    Moose old chap. How does it feel being part of a core of Owen Jones, Diane Abbotts and Sally Bercows?

    You are right about the Tories though, they are dead, long live UKIP.

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    LOL says:

    I wouldn’t do that Sal, Mitchell might park his bike in it.

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    One eyed jock imbecile. says:

    I hope Owen Jones has a nice stress free Christmas, the shitty arsed little brat.

  149. 149
    Julian and Sandy says:

    Slim fitting leather jeans are IN this year.

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    Moussa Koussa Mark 3 says:

    I doubt it

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    A Grouniad - reading deconstructionist spouting structural babble says:

    It’s a contemporary take on an old well-known but now deconstructed . .. blkah balh balh babble

  152. 152
    McBonkers continues - says:

    - I shall spend Christmas with a large carrot up my arse

  153. 153
    Ed Balls says:

    Come on in and join the party!

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    Living in 96.98 percent white Merseyside says:

    In the case of art galleries if they have paintings loaned by the late Sir Dennis Mahon they would lose them if they charged admission. Museums on Merseyside starting charging admission for a while in the 1990’s and he promptly withdrew the Italian baroque paintings he had loaned. There are many in The National Gallery, especially Guercino, Reni and Giordano, that were part of his superb collection.

    Culture for the masses. You ought to see all the chavs wandering around The Walker.

  155. 155
    Hitler revisited says:

    Can the police legally seize a young boy and force him to have his brain cut open and irradiated?

  156. 156
    Anonymous says:

    In two minds about this story. It is a sad fact that Glioblastomas are invariably fatal sooner or later at present, so I can understand her desire to ease his passing if she can.

  157. 157
    Monty Pylon says:

    Wales is now a land of Windmills and electricity pylons.

  158. 158
    A Merseysider says:

    All foreigners, Irish, people like that trying to find a place out of the rain.

  159. 159
    Watcher says:

    Rather belatedly, he’s discovered the idea of putting up stuff about Eastenders, and other TV programmes for the plebs, to try to up the click rate.

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    Shafted by one of our own says:

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    Owén Jónes says:

    I shall spend Winterval planning the Socialist revolution; I will type copious notes on the Macbook Pro my mummy’s bought for me on Amazon.. I will include key elements from the political philosophy of my progressive Hamas comrades/heroes, particularly enforced female genital mutilation and the extermination of kweers.

  162. 162
    Gordon Brown says:

    I sold them to you.

  163. 163
    A rapper says:

    Ho ho ho.

  164. 164
    Gordon Brown says:

    I wish everyone a safe and happy December 21st.

  165. 165
    T. P. Fuller says:

    No, for being a prig.

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    Jude says:

    I’ve had a hair transplant you know.

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    Owén Jónés says:

    I shall spend Winterval planning the Socialist revolutíon; I will type copious notes on the Macbook Pro my mum’s bought for me on Amazon.

    I will include key elements from the political philosophy of my progressive Hámas comrades/heroes, particularly enforced female genítal mutilatíon and the extermínation of kwéers.

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    A lady of the night says:

    Working on her corner.

  169. 169
    T. P. Fuller says:

    >One day everything will be just radiation at a couple of degrees K and nothing will ever happen.

    You’ve been to Watford, then.

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    a non says:

    Not really. Some, unlike you don’t have a sense of humour.
    Happy Hannukah.

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    T. P. Fuller says:

    “Bonoculars” are what pontificating pop-stars wear when observing the self-inflicted clusterfuck that is Africa.

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    I hate shopping says:

    I don’t know about the police, but personally I think about doing that every time I have to go to Tesco.

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    Lawyer says:

    A legally sensible stance for him to take.

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    I hate shoppíng (and the m 0/db 0t) says:

    I don’t know about the políce, but personally I think about doing that every time I have to go to Téscó.

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    Archer Karcher says:

    I went into a Poundland in Llandudno once. That was about as close as I have ever come to the end of the world.

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    Jimmy says:

    I’ve always thought of this site as live blogging the End of Civilization.

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    retardEd Miliband says:

    I am hiding under a table until the dithathter hath patht.

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    Guardian reading lefty says:

    Can I sodomise you?

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    Everyone is out of step except our Jimmy says:

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    Archer Karcher says:

    Ah windmills, are they generating more than 1% of our energy yet?

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    Hanukkas Bazzokas (A Greek Gentleman) says:

    It’s the precession, stoopid!

  182. 182
    Owen Jones says:

    me and my latest will sodomise each other while dressed as the village people.

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    Moussa Koussa's pet meerkat says:

    No hills between Kinmel Bay beach and Seaforth, which is just about visible. Worked in Bootle for 5 years (90 – 95) (building industry) just next to the Giro. At other times on and off Kirkby, Huyton, Cantril Farm, Page Moss, Halewood.
    Fond memories…

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    Daily Fail says:

    So on that basis, you like Hitler.

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    Uncommon Purpose says:

    Just heard Pesto on Radio 2 jeremy vine show talking about jewellry of huge sentimental value which has been stolen from his house. I wouldn’t wish this kind of burglary on anyone, least of all when it involves items which were owned by his late wife. But thefts like this are occurring all over the UK every single day. Most people don’t have the luxury of being able to appeal to millions of BBC radio listeners for its return. They instead have to rely on police too busy chasing ageing celebrities and ministers, and the weak sentencing of a liberal judiciary which offers virtually no deterrent to criminal, marauding scum who prey on the public for their drug and beer money. Something for the common purpose comrades to consider at their next gathering?

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    Archer Karcher says:

    Who gives a flying f*ck about the tories around here? They lost it years ago and are now just a pale imitation of Bliar and Ed’s ‘third way’ fascist party.

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    OnBenefits says:

    Abergele. You are Meibion Glyndŵr and I claim my £5.
    Not up to much now, are you?

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    ninety-nine says:

    The plod have banned Mr Whippy coming through the gate.

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    OnBenefits says:

    You are unkind. Poundland is a very salient reminder of how much the supermarkets rip us off.
    I buy all my garden birdseed and fat balls from that very store.

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    OnBenefits says:

    Reflect on this. You can buy a two-bedroom flat overlooking the beach and sea in Rhyl for £50k.
    And before you say Rhyl is a shithole, it’s no worse than many parts of London or other provincial towns and cities.
    And we’re 97% white.

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    mumbles says:

    Ewe too?

  193. 193
    Tycoch says:

    When I lived in Wales I found it too coaled.

  194. 194
    Jones the Steam says:

    I am Welsh, therefore I claim.

    JSA, Housing, Incapacity-to-speak-coherently, Sheep-dagging, Orange chips and a big TV to watch the Eisteddfod and continual repeats of Gareth Edwards scoring THAT TRY.

  195. 195
    Jimmy says:

    It ended in Central America

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    Gareth Edwards vs All Blacks 1973 says:

    Londonistan is a shithole too. I wouldn’t live there either.

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    Bill says:

    yes it is but in typical lefty style no body pays for it. thye just used the blog to direct traffic and con advertisers to advertise ont he site. Hence the more shrill articles recently and the americanisation of the papers blog

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    Traditional Champion of the Working Class says:

    Speaking of nauseating leftist hypocrites, King Arthur Scargill has failed in his attempt to keep an NUM London flat for his life and post mortem the life of his wife. Worthy of comrade Bob Mugabe – a fellow marxist.

    “The NUM said the flat cost £34,000 a year, which it could not afford.”

    More than my take home pay. From 1982 to 1985, and 1991 to 2011

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    Bill says:

    the problem with this is that regualar commentators say the paper is dumbing down.

  200. 200
    Truthteller says:

    The Mayan Calendar and Global Warming, how much more of this chicanery.

  201. 201
    Curly says:

    But it is a long shot and he might be a bit wooden.

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    Something else which might as well not exist says:

    Could you add Gideon’s deficit forecasts to the list please?

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    The grinding lunatic says:

    @theRumpDiary My axe is nice and sharp now – where do you want it?

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    A flaky 99 says:

    All down to that Irish terrytowelist Bert O’Reilly. Justa onea cornettoa, geev eet to meee

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    16 tons and what do you get...99 says:

    I’ve been there and I can assure you it’s the pits.

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    Greychatter says:

    They’re probably stopping his free coal ration too.

    Socialist bosses!!

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    India Watch says:

    £1,500 is expensive – the Indian family were raking it in.

    Can do the same in other states for Rps 15000 / month – much cheaper.

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    keredybretsa says:

    Perhaps they’ll write their own Obituary?

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    Mark Skid says:

    I too, go to the Guardian just to remind myself what utter scum lefties are. All I want for Christmas is the Guardian to go tits up, so maybe I should refrain, and just take it as a self evident truth that lefties are degenerates.

  212. 212
    The savant10.4 highway patrol says:

    Bernard Hagen Daz. Says

    You re guilty of passing off my ice cream franchise as your surname …… See. You in. Court ..

  213. 213
    The savant10.4 highway patrol says:

    Or more precisely

    “. Not seen at this address for past two years. But still. Draws. Salary … “

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    Father Christmas says:

    For a seasonal change, try a parsnip.

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    Dai says:

    Why do you live in a ‘redhouse’ bach?

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    Feels like we're 98 % black says:

    97%! Worth £50K. Enjoy it while it lasts.

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    Feels like we're 98 % black says:

    Rhyl, a 97% lack of, ‘enrichment’ and ‘diversity’. Got to be better than Londistan etc.

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    But man cannot live by birdseed and fatballs alone says:


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    owing johns says:

    and my screen saver is a picture of me, Diane and Conor Murphy of Sinn Fein/IRA

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    Anonymous says:

    Lets watch the great and the good drown in their own runny excrement,ie royals daily mail ,church of England ,British Army ,MI5, MI6 ,police and all the other tory establisment types who rob us and ruin us

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