December 21st, 2012

Christmas Guidogram Going Out Later

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  1. 1
    Kebab Time says:

    Singed up!

    Merry Christmas to all in Guy Newsroom and to all readers :)

    And have a Merry new year :) x

  2. 2
    Jimmy says:

    Compliments of the Winter Solstice to my reactionary friends here. May the New Year bring you and yours Peace, Joy and Democratic Socialism.

    • 5
      illogical says:

      Merry Christmas to you too Jimmy.
      The Samaritans are always open if you need them.

    • 6
      Archer Karcher says:

      No such thing as democratic socialism Jimmy. It always ends up as totalitarian socialism. The democratic bit, is known as the transition stage.

    • 8
      Tay King-dePisse says:

      And God bless you too, Buffalo B!ll. And the horse you rode in on.

      • 26
        Daily Fail says:

        Do try not to kill any gays or blacks during the hols. There’s a good rightie. Toot toot!

    • 42
      Kerry lost because of some Florida chads says:

      Compliments to you too Jimmy, thanks.

      May your garden grow big spuds in the coming year of fertility, and may your loins spread seed far and wide, without magistrate comebacks.

  3. 3
    The grinding lunatic says:

    Hope we all get new axes for Christmas.

    Happy Christmas to one and all.

    • 9
      Big chopper says:

      I don’t need a new axe. The one I have is razor-sharp. When everything falls apart I’ll be ready.

  4. 4
    nellnewman says:

    Happy Christmas Folks!

    And may we all enjoy a Peaceful and Amusing New Year watching politicians tie themselves into knots.

    • 33
      XXxx says:

      Well said Nell, next year at christmas things will have certainly hotted up, less than 11/2 years to a general election, steam will be starting to come out of their years.

  5. 7
    david says:

    Interesting about the Daily Mail on line obviously it is the accuracy of their reporting.

    Those nasty Ruskkies errr yanks.

  6. 14
    Moussa Koussa Mark 3 says:

    Do you know what Call Me Dave really needs to refresh his cabinet

    Another Officer public school class, floppy hair fop, who wear 80’s retro glasses and speaks with the tone of an aristocratic noble include the distinctive posh lisp.

    He must also be in his 40’s yet still use his archetypical upper class school nick name such as The Thrasher.

    Roles such as International development and chief whip are for individuals a PM wishes to hide away from the public glare, yet now we are going to have to face The Thrasher in a more front facing public role….Poor Dave he can win, and funnily enough – didn’t .

  7. 20
    NWO says:

    A merry jahbulon to all of you from your friends in the Illuminati New World Order Freemasons who run the world and a boaz new year.

  8. 23
    terry the turkey says:

    pheww that was close, thought the world was gong to end for a minute.

  9. 24
    Maggie's Thatch says:

    Is it true Thatcher once said to friends that if the Queen could vote, she’d probably vote SDP (as it was then)? I’m amazed she got away with such an outrageous slur against the monarch. I thought you righties are royalists too. Didn’t you feel offended that Thatcher was having a go at Her Maj? Her comment bordered on treason.

    • 30
      Rip Van Winkle says:


    • 31
      nellnewman says:

      Well if she did say that , it was less controversial than gordon saying he’d saved the world or he had ended boom and bust or he was going to guarantee all British jobs for British workers.

      Bring back Maggie. We haven’t had a decent PM since she left!!

    • 32
      Jimmy says:

      Thatcher had friends?

    • 39
      Kerry lost because of some Florida chads says:

      Lizzy Two got on very well with Harold W and James C, and Blair/Brown. I have heard. And it is very well known she doesn’t care much for cees, allegedly, and all that.

      • 40
        Kerry lost because of some Florida chads says:

        Furthermore, to press my point,

        Georgie Porgie is such a goon, ey Prince Charlie?

  10. 35
    Riggsy Brown says:

    Loved the mail-out. Wish Paul and Harry all the best for Christmas and 2013. This is far and away the best Blog/site on the net. Respect and thanx, gentlemen!

  11. 36
    Liarpoliticians says:

    A renewed push with video clips in 2013 :)

    Here’s to more political scandals.

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Guido-hot-button (1) Guido-hot-button (1)

Rod Liddle on the loony UN sexism special rapporteur:

“There is more sexism in Britain than in any other country in the world, according to a mad woman who has been sent here by the United Nations.

Rashida Manjoo is a part-time professor of law at Cape Town University in the totally non-sexist country of South Africa (otherwise known as Rape Capital Of The World).

Mrs Magoo has been wandering around with her notebook and is appalled by the sexist “boys’ club” culture here, apparently.

I don’t doubt we still have sexism in the UK. But is it worse than in, say, Saudi Arabia, d’you think, honey-lamb? Or about 175 other countries? Get a grip, you doolally old bat.”

orkneylad says:

What’s he been doing FFS, mining bitcoins?

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