If you take a stroll  past Chuka Umunna’s constituency office in Streatham today, you are greeted by this message:

And where is their saviour when you need him?

His villa in Ibiza perhaps? 

No, in fact he’s hosting another one of his parties tonight for media types instead of being there for his constituents. The only problem is that it seems not many of them want to go and the city agency that Umunna has outsourced running his party to are starting to flap:

Have now had three separate reminders for Chuka Umunna's media drinks tonight, which I'm not even going to

— James Quinn (@jamesrquinn) December 20, 2012

That’s what happens when you try to be all things to all people…