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Ken let the cat out of the bag about Ed on 10 o’Clock Live last night:
“He is genuinely a socialist. And that is why I am delighted we finally got one because we haven’t had one for some time leading the Labour Party.”
Private Eye says:
Exclusive: Guidogram going out shortly.
No tongues please
Looks like the assaulting a police woman to me.
Q Who would win in a fight to the death between David Cameron and Nick Clegg?
A. We all would.
A team of 30 officers looking at this when Mitchell stated he swore at the time. Was his case referred for consideration to prosecute for a public order offence?? Why should an minister who swears in a rant and not have self discipline be considered for ministerial office again? Then again, Cameron’s judgement is not his best quality.
The David Laws case was not investigated by the police nor was he arrested- let alone a team of 30 officers assigned to investigate if a case existed or not, clearly there was suspicion- even he resigned from office on his own accord.
Is this case to set an example that no one messes with No. 10?? A bit like the message to the DT not to continue their story about the expenses of a minister? Double standards, once again, from the Bullingdon Bully Boy Club.
One law for the Toffs and another for the Plebs. This picture is just PR.
You really are desperate to cling onto the falsity that he said Plebs. Sorry to burst your dreamy left wing narrative with the cold slap of reality that it was a complete invention. Have a merry diverse Winterval in Pinko-lalaland.
he has just nutted that bird in the cleaners outfit.
How many more times, you desperate Labour rebuttal trolls, it is NOT a POA offence. He did not swear AT the officers and even if he did Met guidelines recommend against arrest because it is likely that any attempted prosecution would be thrown out of court.
Prescott’s common assault against one of his constituents was a criminal offence, however, and he should have been prosecuted for it.
The law is the law not the law Labour and their New Police chums would like it to be to persecute their political enemies.
Why is a policewoman kissing a member of the public while on duty? She should either arrest him or take a statement.
They’ve shot themselves in the foot anyway, with their embellishments. They knew the little rat would wheedle his way back on the train. They’ll end up paying him a fortune.
Its not funny, this stupid episode is disgraceful and bad publicity the Met does not need after the antics we have all heard over the past year, stays at health farms, contact with journos, jobs for relatives etc they seem to be out of control.
She might be a Stripogran …
I am a disturbed certin, I vote tory.
don’t like to see, what I don’t want.
The labour singers selling their songs,
nor fit ladies getting their gongs.
I want 1780 Britain, since I am tory,
people in their places, polishing boots.
Not this modern nonsense going around,
anckle on lady seen I want, only me bought.
SUCK IT A M, you speccy complete tory shite!
Certin?
yes yes yes, just explained it, genius
anckle?
Was the appalling spelling and general lack of ability at composing verse for stylistic reasons or because you are simply an illiterate Hunt?
yes yes yes, ankle fucking ankle – just need to slow down my typiing, and discover self editing. Anyway, think you want another one, yes? Here goes, and I will look it over before criage return, for the pdantics in out life, that can’t see something free in their life, without complaining.
Speccy Mitchall, on his push bike,
strange it seems, form of transport.
Says he is this, tory whip boy about,
on his pushbike, whipping some trout.
Cheryl Gillam, can I see you please, Wales,
heard your seat is in Bucks, quite interesting.
But bollocks you talk, for Wales – getting by?
Sacked, so get back with lady tories minging.
Back benched, sitting on your decrepid fanny.
ah fuck, forgot again – spotters…
Cliging un Plibgautt – no, it is because my fingers are slower than my brain, and will never catch up.
Song for you Clingon, just for you, since you seem the most understanding, of my slow fingers, at times,
Any good klingon, sorry fingers, sory – what the fuck was your name again?/scusa, ma che cazzo era il tuo nome?
That last song I know, down to a tee – gets the ladies, even italiano in south wales, and ny recipe of Matt Monro helps as well – this is the main one, I warble, of marvellous Matt, tories, to see their knickers, whatever age, over eighteen,
jezzus, stand back tory ladies – it is getting a bit crowded here… MOTHER!
Im certin i know what job you do fascist dave, evening all.
Cretin even on the first line – must learn to self-edit more, before hitting carriage return.
No don’t we do not want winners
No, we don’t not want we not capable of not to do, Ed, not…
That’s the spirit.
how many watsits disclusive negatives is that, Mr Chips, in latin?
Oh I see, I stand corrected, Mr Chips.
Very difficult for people who cannot spell. Anckle?
How should I spel anckle then?
PS Where’s the benefit office?
Well if you cannot spell anckle
What about spelling it
Arkle
Now he was probably the best chaser in history
Give all these polticos. A run. FoR their. Money
phuck off back to birmingham
What a pointless illiterate post.
No doubt from a product of one of Alastair Campbell’s bog standard comprehensive schools.
Now lads, you have been caught because you are stupid, hold your hands up and admit it. If you are going to mess with the big boys you need to forget how you normally fit people up and use your brain a bit, never mind you will do well as a security guard.
I think that you need to take a tour of Leicester, Bradford and Whitechapel (aka the Silicon Valley of the UK). You will find that immigrants in these high-tech innovation hubs are creating thousands of highskilled jobs and very large multinationals set to compete with the Googles, Twitters and Intels of the world. They also have the benefit of being incredible cultural centers with safe gay populations, wonderful urban renewal projects and vibrant alternative music and club scenes.
I heard that many of the start ups in Bradford are going public and the cost of housing is going through roof just like in San Francisco. That is one reason that they call Bradford the San Francisco of Northern England.
The only thing going through the roof in Bradford are dodgy DIY bombs.
Will you provide translators ?
It is called San Francisco of Northern England because just like San Francisco it has a British consulate.
I must have took the wrong turn when I last visited Bradfordistan
All the roads are straight in Bradford to stop the ‘locals’ building corner shops
What roads? 5th largest local government district and they have a grand total of 1.6 miles of motorway.
Do I need a visa?
There aren’t enough of them shirtlifters for it to be called the San Francisco of anywhere.
I’ll have what this man’s having, even if it’s illegal.
And Not any old copper. Lorraine Bottomley is a Chief Superintendent , not ur Pleb copper.
Is it usual for MPs to snog the boss cop when meeting him on constituency business.
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2251018/Kiss-make-Tory-Andrew-Mitchell-builds-bridges-police-plebgate-probe-arrests-second-man.html
ooo you said “Bottom” ewwww
I think they’re all Persons Liable to Exagerate Bad language
Straight up gov it wasnt me that fitted you up
Look at the crowd of tourists in the background
is he with his nephew too ?
Is she with her niece?
Policewoman writes she has been ra*ped in her log book. Police Federation spokesman re-emerges from the woodwork.
lets be ‘avin you
What does the * in ra*ped stand for please?
rasped – like a file ( but never taken out from the cabinet).
Several hundred members of the public were visibly shocked when he ran his hand over my tight well pressed unform and pulled out my Common Purpose course schedules for 2013.
Ye Gods! Is nothing sacred? Raped in a log book? What were they thinking about? There are better places for such illegal activities.
Mod*ded. Oh well, I should have known bet$er: OK it really was r*ped. Or maybe it was s*cred. Perhaps G*ds. Oh dear, it is …..
She looks older than 23
Can’t think why he (or indeed anyone!) would want to kiss a policewoman! Ugliness seems to be a pre-requisite for entry as a female policeman.
Being sexist seems to be a pre-requisite for right wing nutjobs
Sexism, racism, homophobia, islamophobia.
Lefties live their lives claiming one type of victimhood or the other.
Perhaps you are fortunate in not belonging to a minority group. If you did, you might take human rights more seriously.
Are women a minority group?
Correct now please go and brush your teeth pleb!
Same goes for female Labour politicians too. Now they really are an ugly bunch of bow-wows.
Phwoaaar. I bet Harriet was top totty when she was in short trousers.
Plenty of very good looking women Plod, one female traffic cop who appears regularly on one of the BBC’s police reality shows seems to have quite a fan club.
The only police related woman I would have kissed was Andy Crawfords wife George Dixonds daughter evenin all!
Not true. My cousin is a policewoman and she’s a stunner. Blonde, if you must know.
Id love to meet her,bring her to the HoC in the new year.
Back off..she’s mine!
Don’t you dare punch her
Quire a lot of them would rather be kissed by another woman.
Id like to be kissed by another woman but the wife wont let me
Looks like she’s giving him a pat-down just in case he’s packing his pleb stick
Be careful Andrew, she’s got her asp out!
May the Force be with you.
Is she a woman?
I thought she was K-9!
that policewoman is a traitor to the workers.
Come the revolution she will be dealt with.
Hello Mr Mitchell I’m Police inspector Sikpaye and I probably wont be here next time you visit.
“Mr Mitchell has claimed the plebgate saga has ‘shaken’ his confidence in the police” : Mail
Really. Now what do you think our confidence is like with regard MPs. You should see the effect of dishonest, self-serving MPs. No apology can cure their wrongs.
“Mr Mitchell has claimed the plebgate saga has ‘shaken’ his confidence in the police” : Mail
Obviously trying to get back on the horse again, then.
The men like a woman in uniform, don’t they sir. Particularly if you are a whip sir.
Picture the scene sir, you are ridding down a country lane, and you are stopped by a woman in police uniform. The tight fighting navy blue skirt which emphases her curves, sir. That crisp taut white blouse barely restraining her firm, round breasts…
The she asks you who are sir.
A whip sir.
Oh tie me to a tree sir. Ooh, Suit you sir.
Suit you sir, ooh, ooh.
Why do people post such unfunny salacious rubbish as this?
Bandwagon-man strikes again.
Woof! Woof!, Grrr, Snarl, (whimper).
The energy bandwagon – save a seat for me !
You are toast Ed. Resign now! Do those words mean anything to you?
It’s the wrong bandwagon grommit
Count me in.
Bring ME back !!!!
I would happily replace Ed Davey but I have enough to do already thanks.
And what did you and Labour do in your 13 years Ed?
Ms Margaret Moran
19 December 2012
The Committee on Standards and Privileges has decided that in the light of the outcome of the court proceedings against her it is not feasible to seek to take further disciplinary action against Ms Margaret Moran.
http://www.parliament.uk/business/committees/committees-a-z/commons-select/standards-and-privileges-committee/news/ms-margaret-moran/
Has Ed tweeted his thoughts on that. He is just full of hot air and wind.
You have got to hand it to the fat old cnt she beat the system twice!
Hot air and wind. The perfect answer to our energy shortage – Ed Megashambles Megawatt!
A Miliband the measurement of the difference between the amount of power required and the quantity generated by green energy sources.
Can we have our money back please?
And Ofcom Ed, your favourite leftie quango.
The former Secretary of State for Energy, who put us in this expensive green energy fiasco and now whines constantly about expensive energy, don’t you mean?
And the former strategic economic planning commissar under Gordon Brown.
An arresting moment.
Calm down sir, now where did you this see this career of yours.
So was it boom or bust you say that was abolished?
No sir I haven’t seen a plot round here. When did Mr Cast Iron and you last see this plot?
No love lost there,look at the distance between their groins when they kissed.
I give it six weeks.
Has he been CRB cleared?
No and neither has the police officer.
Is the ex-whip now grooming the police ?
I bet she gagged afterwards!
Could be a cut price kissogram for all we know.
Are you implying that Mitchell is moonlighting?
A very good point indeed. If the “tourist’s” (AKA Copper in disguise) report had agreed with the Downing street plod Log and the incident had actually happened then that would be expected.
But as both reports from either side of the gate agree with each other about events that did not happen as proven by the video means at least one side of the gate had access to what was written on the other side.
Is this the work of the police federation trying to destabilise the government of the day or just the work of a couple of rogue coppers?
The more you look into this the more serious it appears.
considering the speed members of the police federation appeared in public in” pleb”T shirts, i think we know the answer to that one !
Murdoch might have pump primed the story but we fucking ran with it
And also it’s quite telling that Mitchell felt that he had to covertly record his meeting with the Police Federation. It was clear that at that stage he didn’t trust the police.
Now it seems he had good reason not to.
Does the police federation comprise real live policemen or what we have come to know as Pilgrims?
I would guess they are pilgrims, you wouldnt have time to dream up stitch ups like this if you were fighting crime each day !
Is it just me, or are 99% of people annoying as fuck.
Just you and around 649 others Dave
There are also some very annoying fuckers who you gave peergaes to.
Bastard. Bugger. Fucks. Cnuts.
PEERAGES
They are. I’m on your side, though I haven’t a clue why.
Not much of a bobbies helmet that is it?
HURRAH! [Loud Cheer] at bl++dy last to the D Mail and its commentator Stephen Glover [pg14]
Finally (Almost 4 years behind the public and the net) he and his ‘free press mates’ have put up a question about the bankers – Quote
“I’m not a leftie bank-basher, but why on earth has no one been jailed for their criminality” ….
When Glover and his intellectual mates work out the answer which we all know out here in the ether; well won’t that be embarrasing for him and his?
clue – who in Govmnt ‘allowed the thieving to go on – thinking that they’d never be caught while they lined their pockets as well?’
“SCHADENFREUDE” [Excuse the hollaring, screaming and shouting]
And boom begat bust
Come on Gordon the suspense is getting unbearable, surely your latest tome must be nearing completion after all the free scribbling time you have had away from the HOC on compassionate sick leave, it’s not a fucking trilogy is it?.
I think this was left for a while so as those involved could either retire and vanish, or suicide. No one really wants what went on brought out in court, wrongly would add, but now our cousins across the pond are beginning to count the cost of LIBOR (USD 3 Billion and counting, at Fannie Mae so far) the sword of justice will start to get to work. It is also significant, that a lot of the problematic 2y, 5y obligations would have expired now or shortly, so the criminals who were needed to keep them running to fruition (to avoid admitting a more damaging wrongdoing and experience an embarrassing default) are no longer needed.
So the expert intellectual, legal and financial commentariate at all them MSM publications – have been actively concealing the truth as well …
Well I never! Never thought that they were in it as well …. NOT.
I have never been picked up by the fuzz…
But I have been swung round by my tits.
Many times I bet!
Is that anything to do with Mandelson’s Brazilian?
You can put lipstick on a pig, but it’s still a pig.
That’s no way to talk about the former chief whip; he has to do his own make up now.
(That copper is a bit of a dog though but).
Can’t wait the read the WPC’s log
“Andrew Mitchell assaulted me. I was visibly distressed. a PC who wasn’t there site seeing at the time but saw everything were absolutely digested. god help the Conservative Party”
A bit of a throw away line from Andew Neill today when he said it was circulating today amongst the journos that when the story was first given to the Sun there was no mention of the Pleb word. This gets stranger and stranger by the hour. Has Hogan Howe resigned yet? Bit silly of him to say this changes nothing. What was his involvement when the story first broke. I can`t imagine him just sitting on his hands and doing nothing. They only do that at the BBC don`t they?
Dunn’s done for by the sound of it
I love Andrew Neil, “throw away line ” indeed!
The reason this matters summed up in a sentence
” If they can frame a chief whip, they can frame anyone.”
http://t.co/7DZYZEyb
If they can frame a chief whip they can frame anyone.They have already framed lots of ‘anyones’ Ithink it is just framing ‘or otherwise’ of the chief whip which is causing all this ‘moral outrage’
Careful Mitchell, that could be technically an assault!
In future, when singing rugby songs at the pub, it is recommended that the words All coppers are bastards be amended to Some coppers are bastards.
Is she saying,” Whip me, whip me, make me have your babies!” ??
Camilla Cavendish in the times:
“A week before Andrew Mitchell and his bicycle got into a spot of bother, a friend who frequently goes to meetings in Downing Street mentioned that she’d been upset by an unpleasant and obstructive new officer at the gate. When Mr Mitchell got into trouble, I assumed that he’d been goaded by the same person”
I quite believe it. I said right from the start that is was some bored arse holey plod who thought it would be a good idea to wind Mitchell up. There was a time when police officers knew every member of parliament by name and each treated each other with a great deal of respect. Unfortunately there are some right little yobs in the police nowadays who have no respect for anyone. How some of them get in the job I don`t know.
How naive and simplistic.
A friend who works in Downing Street told me that there are a lot of particularly obnoxious bastards who work there.
I thought that Dave was being a bit indiscreet but………………
ANDREW MITCHELL ACTUALLY HAS HIS EYE ON BECOMING PM OF THE UK ONE DAY, I have heard, and he thinks this nonsense carry on is helping him.
The boy’s a deluded fool.
He is more likely to be PM than those pratts who set him up have of remaining in the police force !
Wish you had shouted as much when I got killed .
I’m placing this in the public domain.
Seriously Rob, as if it is not already. Fuck it, Gram, for that plonker, Andrew Emm.
Fucking tory luxury liner.
Fuck plebgate. This bastard gave millions of your money to Kagame. I hope he rots in hell.
You realise that the government decides who gets aid, dont you ? they dont just give ministers a cheque book and let them decide.You idiot.
Im your local MP “Mike Alpha”
I see the Labour rebuttal and smear trolls are out in force, desperately trying to save their smearing conspiracy against Mitchell before they are implicated in it up to their spotty, unwashed socialist necks.
Pardon? Tell me that Andrew is not carrying on like an arse, and then we can discuss things, mano to mano, me hardcore labouritem, and you, spit, whatever you are blondie, that describe yourselfm when at home…
Fuck off Gordon you useless wanker.
Nutter.
Does the police federation comprise real live policemen or what we have come to know as Pilgrims?
Stay there till I get my Truncheon pumped up.
Police inspector Daemon Johnson sacked for posting picture of his genitals on Facebook says “‘It has been dreadful having this hanging over my head for the past few months.”
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2251036/Northamptonshire-police-inspector-Daemon-Johnson-sacked-Facebook-photo-genitals-claims-meant-text-picture-girlfriend.html
Mitchell kisses, the police make it up.
Truly fucking cringeworthy. What politician kisses a senior policewoman in front of cameras as part of a formal visit? Couldn’t he just shake her hand in a professional manner? Hate to say it but he probably will be vindicated – the police will now be a soft target after performing badly consistently and caught out lying as well as complicit with phone hacking journos. Cut the bastards – their numbers and their salaries and their pensions – fuck ‘em. Then we can move on to the next set of overpriveliged whingeing public servants.