December 20th, 2012

LibDems Bungle Briefing, Again

The LibDem strategy to distance themselves from their coalition partners rumbles on. It’s not subtle at the best of times, but it’s probably a good idea to check you don’t send out your notes in the subject line of a press release:

From: Rob Banks []
Sent: 19 December 2012 16:25
To: Rob Banks
Subject: FW: Sending this imminently….. Amended as requested – and toned down on Pickles (on Paul’s request)

LGA Liberal Democrat Group
News Release

Speaking on the Local Government Settlement, Cllr Paul Tilsley, Lib Dem Finance spokesperson at the LGA said:

“It would have been a lot worse if it hadn’t been for the Lib Dems in government.



  1. 1
    Taxus baccata says:

    Time for another arrest.

  2. 2
    Sandra in Accounts says:

    Just kicked the radio to death. I cannot listen to Chris Patten a moment longer.

    Why is he still in a the job?

    Why has no oneat the BBC lost their jobs over Saville?

    Why is the taxpayer treated with utter contempt by the BBC?

  3. 3
    Not so easy says:

    Sally Alley has offered to babysit ( school auction ) to the hihgest bdder.

    STAY CLEAR; she’ll never get police clearence.

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    Caligula of the BBC HR department says:

    Deputy Heads will roll

  5. 5
    WVM says:

    Thats two digital radios destroyed this morning at least then – mine went scuttling off the table whilst that patronising bastard rubbed the nations nose in it.

    Unbelievable that no-one out of that bloated management structure has been sacked.

    If the BBC was in the private sector their would be claret all over the carpet – & rightly so.

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    Trinny says:

    According to the ad on this page, Mike Chang has transformed his body. Worth a try Guido?

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    I d on't nee d no doctor says:

    Take a moment, sit back and think about politicians, bankers, the media, the police and the unions. What comes to mind?

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    He who no longer posts says:

    Strange that they can type Pаul and we can’t! :-D

  9. 9
    He who no longer posts says:

    Judge Jeffreys?

  10. 10
    HMMM says:

    I think they are all little treasures.

  11. 11
    Nom Dom Nom 2 says:

    Has she been CRB cleared?

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    Anonymous says:


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    anonymouse says:

    It’s a bit worrying that a party that can’t organise a press release is in Government.

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    On OCD Meds says:

    Tom Watson smothered in peanut butter masturbating furiously?

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    Diddley says:


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    He who no longer posts says:

    Indeed. Rivers of Claret, I believe…

  17. 17
    Nom Dom Nom 2 says:

    Which is why as treasures they get so much when they decide to leave.

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    VoteUkip says:

    Ladies’ front gardens.

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    HMMM says:

    It’s worse than you think, it was all written down on the back of a fag packet.

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    Spank Sinatra says:

    Sums up their party. Inept and soon to be consigned to the political wilderness.

  21. 21
    He who no longer posts says:

    I only get those boring DIY ads on my page. I want those sex ones that others have complained about. What am I doing wrong, please, Marge?

  22. 22
    Danny Boy calling Broadsword says:

    Fatty Pang was on the Today programme this morning. Any news of what he said?

    Was it something like “Woffle, woffle, burble, burble. No need for me to lose my place at the BBC tit because none of it could possibly be my fault. We will take whatever inaction we can get away with. Are there any snorkers left? Very kind of you. This Chateau Lafitte is charming but maybe a little robust for this time in the morning. Kerching.”?

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    Totty's Breakfast says:

    The ability to organise a press conference should disbar anyone from punlic office. I am fed up with the smooth liars.

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    Lord Mantlepiece of Hartlepool says:

    Leave the radio(wireless) be get out and kick StPatton’s(Greedy B) ARSE

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    Totty's Breakfast says:

    Never undertsand how people the public reject manage to cling on at the teat. Being voted out of parliament should disqualify a person from running any punlically funded organisation for a decade or two at least.

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    bergen says:

    On the positive side, it suggests that power hasn’t corrupted them yet. Their media incompetence is strangely endearing.

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    Obsessed with Food says:

    Nothing to do with immigration then?

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    He who no longer posts says:

    Could it possibly be that, in making sure everyone sees their workings, they have displayed both liberal and democratic behaviour for the first time ever?

  29. 29
    Patten Stinks. says:

    Why is Patten getting away with the feeble excuse that employment law made him pay Entwistle off?

    If Entwistle was not up to the job, then the law would allow Patten to sack him without a golden parachute. The truth is and we all know it is that the BBC Trust has used fear of a non existent bogey man to pay Entwistle money he does not deserve if they are telling the truth about Entwistle’a failings.

    Now I am not convinced that Entwistle was a failure and believe the BBC trust, Patten in particular are the real failures and the payoff was meant to hide this.

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    Rob Wilson MP says:

    Dear Mr Wilson

    I happened to see a recording of your latest sterling performance in the House of Commons. I wanted to congratulate you on your eloquence and on the cut of your suit. I think you would agree with me that clothes maketh the man and that your tailor has done you proud.

    I would however suggest a more subdued tie in the future. Though its impact was only slight it did detract from the overall impact.

    All the bext wishes for the festive system to you and Mrs Wilson.

    I am putting this letter in the public domain.

    Rob (Your MP)

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    ah! monika's moniker is a gonner says:


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    He who no longer posts says:

    Believe it or not, it is now over 20 years since Fatty Pang was slung out of parliament.

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    Totty's Breakfast says:

    The pay off is what it is, a pay off. It should not exist. He should have been shown the door with nothing.

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    Anonymous says:

    “Stop the tories!” perhaps, in a laboured, childish script?

  35. 35
    Diddly F*#k says:

    Given the amount of foul mouthed expletives in her Tweets should she be left alone with innocent children?

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    Trinny says:


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    Living in 96.98 percent white Merseyside says:

    I agree it’s a good thing having the Lib Dems in government. Top marks to them for keeping the Nasty Party under control. Just think back to the Holocaust Years 1979-1997.

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    Totty's Breakfast says:

    But he had a fat sinecure in Hong Kong on the way. He was useless there too.

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    He who no longer posts says:

    Ah! Mоnіkа – it appears

    Happy Christmas!

  40. 40
    Scally says:

    Bet he can’t see what he’s doing.

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    Trinny says:

    Do food bankers get bonuses?

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    I d on't nee d no doctor says:

    Chris Patten to BBC personnel being sacked.
    ” No way will you get a full years salary, here take double. I know it’s license fee payers money but they are only little people, in fact take treble your salary.”
    Now what about a big bonus for the rest of the staff, we’ll just put on more repeats, what’s the use of spending the money on new programmes. The gravy train comes first.
    Christmas schedule includes, She wore a yellow ribbon, cross country running from somewhere in northern england, canal walks, morcambe and wise, dads army………..while Patten is on some BBC research project in Bermuda.

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    Totty's Breakfast says:

    6 fold increase in people using them does not mean a 6 fold increase in people ‘relying’ on them. Some may be shameless leeches. Lots of people also think they are poor when they are among the richest people on the planet and merely prioritising the purchase of luxuries with the money they do have, food being the last thing on their minds because they can get it for free.

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    Scally says:

    Were you in the queue, Diane?

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    Beeb cavalier with his horse, lancing roundheads says:

    Well, 2015 GE is coming closing, so the lib dem slags nonses need to play “I am so so so sorry” until then, the arse biscuits that they actually are,

    Pardon Father?

    Ey Father?

    in the mass this morning Father?

    That’s better – glad we got over that.

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    money, not my concern says:

    Entwhistle wanted out. There was no need to rush him out the door with a big pay-off. Patten doesnt need to account for the money. It didnt matter a jot to him.

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    Tax is theft says:

    John Prescott’s sex face.

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    I d on't nee d no doctor says:

    I think back to the Iraq war years that happened under labour’s tenure 1997 -2010.
    I don’t remember thousands being murdered during your dates.

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    Mornington Crescent says:

    Fortunately and appropriately, it was time for my morning Thompson (and I don’t mean Mark) when Patten came on. I wouldn’t listen to him anyway – he’s a boring, repetitive, pompous arse, greedily chomping his way through as many public sector sinecures as he can manage.

    Glad I gave up the TV and its Licence years ago. Starve the beast.

  50. 50
    Sarah says:


    Absolutely unaccountable – the BBC Trust should be killed off – put it under OFCOM.

    Then close the place down and sell it off.

    This pro-EU / cultural Marxism the BBC espouse is all well and good, but why should I have to pay for it under threat of prison?

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    VoteUkip says:

    The people running the food banks have been caught manipulating the wheat futures market.

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    Living in 96.98 percent white Merseyside says:

    Well don’t listen to the radio Sandra. I haven’t since the late 1980’s. I did listen to The Clitheroe Kid when I was a nipper.

  53. 53
    Tax is theft says:

    I thought Gordon abolished boom and bust?

  54. 54
    DD says:

    Stop paying for peados and marxists – dont pay the telly tax.

    I dont and feel much better when I hearthat those smug bastards have pissed away license payers momney and luaghed at the plebs who pay it.

    Fuck the BBC – starve the beast of your cash.

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    Raving Loon says:

    You would know alot about folds wouldn’t you, fatty abbot?

  56. 56
    Stu says:

    Maybe if the stupid fat cow ate less, there would be more for other people.

  57. 57
    VoteUkip says:

    Their website has just been spammed.

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    ah! monika's moniker is a gonner says:

    Eat less there will be more for others.

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    It's all Bullshit. says:

    Another option would have been to simply move Entwistle back to where he came from on the grounds that he was not up to the job, which in the UK is a perod of up to 24 months.

    The government does this sort of thing all the time by blaming European law for their managerial failings. Loosely drafted laws from Brussels allowing the maximum amount of wiggle room for member states are interpreted with an extraordinary amount of strictness by the government.

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    ah! monika's moniker is a gonner says:


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    Totty's Breakfast says:

    No-one is being sacked.

  62. 62
    I d on't nee d no doctor says:

    6 times what Abbott you food hog. How many can actually afford to buy their own food but take the from the food bank because they can.
    Typical labour, a headline but no facts.
    A question for you Abbott. If everything was so good under labour why do we have people needing free food. Why didn’t labour have a fiscal surplus for hard times. Or has everything that is bad happened only in the last two years.
    Abbott you are a disgrace to this country.

  63. 63
    Beeb cavalier with his horse, lancing roundheads says:

    waffle justification poem,
    waffle waffle.

    Lib Dems were once a party,
    now they are arty.
    Like Amstrerdam,
    as Orange as Clegg,
    showing their fanny.

    In shop windows brit,
    showing imported twit.
    Without tulips abound,
    nor available fanny,
    to keep us brits happy.

    Clegg is just simple a waste of brit fresh iar, I have concluded. String him up as a male witch, Sheffield.

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    Anonymous says:

    LD loved trapping of power. As general election nears and LD MPs realise they will lose their seats they are becoming afraid. After Mar 2013 nothing major will be done by this government. Even Tory MPs will fear losing their seats and rebel more and more.

    LD MPs will start to jump ship to Labour, few might end up going with Conservatives as they are too toxic for Labour to accept. This government will try to stay in power till May 2015 without the ability to govern this country.

  65. 65
    I d on't nee d no doctor says:

    Don’t be fucking pedantic, you know what I mean.

  66. 66
    Nick Clegg M.P. says:

    Subtle changes of emphasis have got us where we are today.

    Vote Conservative.

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    LOL says:

    6 fold is the pet name of her f@nny

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    I d on't nee d no doctor says:

    fuck off mod

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    ah! monika's moniker is a gonner says:

    5 days in the kitchen looms. Wine top of shopping list.
    Enjoy the Kugelhopf.

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    A Wanka says:

    On behalf on practitioners of the sin of Onan everywhere I take exception with being linked in any way with that fat tosser Twatson.

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    XXxx says:

    Fawkesy is your real name Hugo an article the Guardian this morn
    they have got one thing wrong in that film, British governments have always been frightened of the general population, so any rebelion has usually come from their own “friends”

  73. 73
    I d on't nee d no doctor says:

    Maragret Hodge is criticising Entwhistle’s pay off. There she goes, there she blows, when will she answer about her own affairs, no one knows.

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    When I was a boy the poor were skinny says:

    Wo about a booze and fags bank.?

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    JH2323493 says:

    I take pride in taking in about 20 hours of television a year, which is watched online with exactly fuck-all paid for the TV tax.

    It is however becoming a struggle to find 20 hours of programming worth watching per annum. I quite like Peep Show, although this final series has clearly jumped the shark. That makes 3 hours.

    History of our streets was good, as was the two parter about the British jet age. Unusual to find programmes that actually show respect for our own history as they did.

    That takes me to 10 hours, tops. The schedule seems to be full of shite talent shows, analysis of talent shows, repeats of talent shows, and more shite.

  76. 76
    Lady Bracknell says:

    Excuse me! We try and avoid politics in this top section as it is unseemly. We are all warmly wishing each other the compliments of the season. Could you please take your ghastly acronyms off elsewhere, lower down, where no one will see them?

  77. 77
    Ed Millibland says:


  78. 78
    Ed Millibland says:

    They are more relaxed than the modbot on this communist site

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    Living in 96.98 percent white Merseyside says:

    She’ll probably tweet about their bad language!

  80. 80
    8 Ace says:

    Don’t forget micro chips fer the bairns.

  81. 81
    Totty's Breakfast says:

    Seriously, no-one is being sacked.

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    The voice of reason says:

    Limp Dems – about as subtle as an air raid

  83. 83
    Percy Pig says:

    Entwistle was the scape goat for the institutionally corrupt BBC. No way could one civil man sort out the corruption that existed and stll exists at the BBC.

    The BBC is as corrupt as parliament was and uses exactly the same tactics to hoodwink the public. Mother of all parliaments and honourable member is the same as envy of the world and public service broadcasting.

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    I d on't nee d no doctor says:

    Or a free holiday bank?
    Or a free bank bank?

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    A Geek says:

    Just make sure that you have porn sites in your history before you come here. As an alternative suggestion just say on the porn sites.

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    Whitewash r us says:

    Sadly or happily, he will be the only one one in 2015, a loser voting for another loser, suits him sir.

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    The Fat Comptroller says:

    ITV +1

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    I d on't nee d no doctor says:

    Seriously don’t be fucking pedantic.

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    Living in 96.98 percent white Merseyside says:

    There’s no room now with all those pictures of diseased lungs and teeth.

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    HMMM says:

    The green-eyed monster is all.

  91. 91
    I d on't nee d no doctor says:

    Strictly and any of the soaps should stretch your intellect.

  92. 92
    Danny Boy had hung up on Broadsword says:

    Who is this no-one and how much is she getting?

  93. 93
    @Sally Bercow says:

    What end do I put the nappy on? *Perplexed face*

  94. 94
    Screwed Taxpayer says:

    Dave — Christmas & New Year Cheer — announce that the TV Licence fee is being cut to £100 for 2013. It will be universally popular apart from among the BBC and Guardianistas luvvies.

    It is the only way to wake up the complacent fuckers at the BBC. Any normal business would have fired at least one third of the senior managers for gross incompetence, but not that self-righteous tax payer funded bunch of cnuts

    Go on man — show some guts — JUST DO IT

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    The Artful Hodger says:

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    Eds' Megashambles says:

    Why don’t we have wunanshun? I demand a judge led inquiry.

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    Living in 96.98 percent white Merseyside says:

    I rely on the Lib Dems to ensure my benefits remain as solid as the Rock of Gibraltar. I,ve got to the point where I believe Gideon will go after anything.

  98. 98
    I d on't nee d no doctor says:

    John still wears nappies, yuk.

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    You just need a trick cyclist says:

    Mod just needs to go fuck himself.

  100. 100
    Synic says:

    Entwhistle couldn’t chair a Parish Council. It is outrageous that the incompetent fucker has got paid anything.

  101. 101
    Justin Thornton QC Wife of stinking rich milliband says:

    I asked my Ed for nookie last night. He said no and demanded a Judge led Enquiry

  102. 102
    W.W. says:

    Nasty party? Just remind us who had a 80 odd year old war veteran thrown out of thier party conference?


  103. 103
    Beeb cavalier with his horse, lancing roundheads says:

    …blasted fucking bugger it, a song for clegg – posted this already e;sewhere, showing the housemaster Dave Cee crow, picking out his naive on britlife dutch orange peepholes. Stick your finger in the dyke if you want, but it wont save your party in 2015. The man that destroyed the Lib Den Party – Nick Cleggless.

    This welsh bloke, Cleggy, is spinning like a wheel in his grave as we speak, when he was actually the last Lib Dem Prime Minister, thrashing and keeping of the then WWI faggot tories with his shitty stick/ffon,

  104. 104
    Cain Dingle says:

    Just watch it

  105. 105
    Fuck off now Dave. says:

    Pointless voting Conservative. They are all from the LabLibCon mould.

    Vote UKIP.

  106. 106
    Donald K Derby says:

    The Lib Dems are a bunch of wankers

  107. 107
    Dennis "Apple Mac" Shane says:

    Is the man really called Rob Banks?

  108. 108
    Synic says:

    Justine, do us all a favour and smother the fucker

  109. 109
    Handycock (Teen Fondler) says:

    Give me a bell Justine. Boaz.

  110. 110
    Anonymous says:

    Not very successful at wanking either. They can’t decide which hand to use.

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    HMMM says:

    Tetchy this morning?.

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    Beeb cavalier with his horse, lancing roundheads says:

    oops, that first vid should have been this, but copy paste missed with mouse, it seems. For Cleggy the arrrse,

    2015 it will be Cleggless, as you have already pre=panned your job in the EU, while leaving the Lib Dems as a total fatal traffic accident. Ey, Simon Hughes? And the rest of their crap head MP on the backbenches, coming in their personal knickers. VOTE UKIP, or Griff even, anything except those slags these days, Lib Dems.

    And they fool themselves that Osborne is a better looker after books than Brown or Darling!!! Lib Dems need sectioning they do, quickly.

  113. 113
    Guglielmo Marconi says:

    I wasted my time. Momma she told me to stick to making da pizza.

  114. 114
    Dead Horses couldn't be worse says:

    Imperator — Wouldn’t Shergar or Dessie would be far better at running the BBC ?

  115. 115
    Anonymous says:

    Your standards are slipping me ole’ mate. Go to Specsavers.

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    Grand Master, Grand Lodge, Queen Street says:

    Keep calm my people. The current exposure of my placements at the highest levels of the public sector for unbelievable incompetence is, as we speak, undergoing urgent damage control. I and our sister organisation, Common Purpose, can assure you all, that the current system will continue, and that our people will continue to run the public sector, whether they are incompetent or not and, as you know, most of you are incompetent; keep up the good work. Jahbulon.

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    Jagbulon says:


    The libs don’t seem to be adapting well to being relegated to being the fourth party in British politics.

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    The Public says:

    Has Mr Huhne done his time at Dartmoor yet?

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    Mum, mum, mummy says:

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    Jagbulon says:

    If someone is dismissed for ineptitude you don’t have to compensate them.
    But this doesn’t apply at the BBC because they are on the public service gravytrain where disbelief is suspended.

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    Fatty Pang says:

    I am a travelling man, on the square, so mote it be. Hiram Abif is my brother and we are both the widow’s son. Boaz Grand Master.

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    Beeb cavalier with his horse, lancing roundheads says:

    Lib Dems have showed their colours, have they not friends? Lead them to the water pool of power and they slurp selfishly, while forgetting the people that voted for them, to get them near that pool?

    The Lib Dems have shown all the deadly sins from the Bible that we were once taught, and sometimes still, taught – GREED AND MALICE the main ones, and especially to their voters. You could vote Farage, or Griff, you can, but not too many, to scrub Clegghell from our land, once and for all.

    Ed Mil is the only answer.

    Cheque in the post Lab party hq, you tight fisted hunts?

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    XXxx says:

    Erm, wasn’t it under Maggie that the Beeb was moaning about lack of finance, so she put an eseculator on TV licence fee (Tax), and up it has gone ever since.

  125. 125
    B Boyd says:

    There were (and still are) no failings amongst the BBC’s brilliant, underpaid, overworked, politically unbiased, unpampered staff.

  126. 126
    George Entwistle says:

    I got £450,000 for being shit in my job. Now that’s what I call a Real Deal!

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    Fatty Pang and His Four Pensions says:

    Excuse me young man but the only thing that stinks around here is your vile calumny.

    I paid off Entwhistle because here at the BBC we are a club of backscrathcehers and our motto is “we are all snouts in the trough together’ By the way dont expect me to fire any of the gross incompetents named and shamed by Pollard.

    I suggest you calm down. Try a long lunch of oysters and chablis. It works for me. Pleb.

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    George Entwistle says:

    I don’t remember getting emails telling me about Sir Jimmy’s dark side. You must understand, being DG is a busy job. I wasn’t aware of who he was prior to becoming DG.

  129. 129
    George Entwistle says:

    I’ve just been told I have 2 children. I don’t remember having kids but you must understand that being DG was a hard job and I can’t be expected to remember everything.

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    Mike Hunt says:


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    Whitewash r us says:

    Wouldn’t worry they will be hanging on to Ed’s tailcoat very soon, then they can help him ,really fu ck the country back to third world and cave dwelling status.

  132. 132
    Fatty Pang and His Four Pensions says:

    For heavens sake calm down everyone. Here at the BBC we are loyal to one another being members of our exclusive ‘overpaid jobs for life’ club.

    I am hopelessly out of my depth because since leaving uni I have never had a proper job but I am v good at collecting pensions, quango non jobs and other sinecures.

    Keeps me in oysters and chablis

  133. 133
    illogical says:

    Never change streams in the middle of a horse perhaps

  134. 134
    Mark Thatcher.. says:

    If you pay the BBC fee the you are responsible for the BBC…

  135. 135
    Justin Thornton QC Wife of stinking rich milliband says:

    Each others

  136. 136
    XXxx says:

    Ne mind eh, lad, its just a laugh, if it was taken seriously Fawkesy would not be allowed out of London, as a potential subversive

  137. 137
    Swiss Bob says:

    23 year old civvie arrested in connection with the Mitchell case.

    Could he be some junior SPaD for a certain political party?

  138. 138
    Fatty Pang and His Four Pensions says:

    Look here I am just doing what I am paid £110K pa(three mornings a week and expenses) which is look fate and important whilst talking twaddle. Its called gravitas.

    Chill out like I do – oysters and chablis.

  139. 139
    Whitewash r us says:

    Next nice number, British management it’s never changed, it still knows how to make sure the greed stays at the top and the business is sucked dry and assets destroyed through sheer mismanagement, no change more destruction soon more businesses to destroy, please move along.

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    Icarus says:

    arrgh, but which one?

  141. 141
    Handycock (Teen Fondler) says:

    Boaz Grand Master.

  142. 142
    Fatty Pang and His Four Pensions says:

    Dont blame me.

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    Where all LimpDums belong.. says:

    Broadmoor, surely?

  144. 144
    Robert Edwards says:

    It really is about time that these shitbags made up their tiny minds regarding whether they are part of the government or part of the opposition.

  145. 145
    Keir plays Santa says:

    After consideration it has been deemed unlikely that there would be any chance of a conviction if a prosecution was authorised and it has therefore been decided that no further action is to be taken…..

  146. 146
    retardEd Miliband says:

    I definitely won’t be athking for a judge-lead inquiry.

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    You just need a trick cyclist says:

    There’s picture of Blinky on the front page of an inhouse Westminster magazine.

    Get yourself a copy. Nail it to the mantelpiece. That will keep the kids away from the fire.

    (Be careful though – ECHR might rule it cruel and unusual punishment).

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    Hong Kong Fooey says:

    Is his uncle standing by him ??

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    Nicholarse Clegg says:


  150. 150
    M says:

    The biggest food & drinks bank resides within the Palace of Westminster

  151. 151
    Traumatised child says:

    But daddy! Santa won’t come down the chimney if that nasty man’s picture’s on the mantlepiece!

  152. 152
    It's all a conspiracy says:

    Or is it the invisible member of the public who was interfering with the process of justice by watching the police and a senior politician exchange private views behind a fence.

  153. 153
    TGF UKIP says:

    But when is Huhne going to jail?

  154. 154
    The Grand Matster, The Grand Lodge, Great Queen Street says:

    Right answer at least Keir. Jahbulon

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    Epicurean is best says:

    Dear Mr Pang

    I would suggest a decent champagne with the oysters. Save the Grand Cru Chablis for the fish course.

    BBC charge card – that will do nicely.

    All the best Fatty old chap.

    A foodie

  156. 156
    anonymouse says:

    Got to pay for Sky and fags first, it’s all a matter of priorities.

  157. 157
    Ja d ed J ea n says:

    It’s actually Denis with only one ‘n’…I always remember this because if you add a tail to the D…it spells Penis.

  158. 158
    Anonymous says:

    But you do not live in their lawless world. You will never understand that to break their methods will mean it will be broken when they might need a payoff. To us it is basically bribery. To them it is normal, they know no other way to keep their secrets hidden. Every new person in a role is the enemy until they are made part of the problem.

    Worked under a similar system based around falsifying the tax. Direct threats in closed offices. They never expected the cure!

    Companies with no real oversight fall into these ways over time. Think of it like a closed prison were the wardens are supplying the inmates. How would that be fixed?

    The silos are full of rotten fodder. Its time to dump it in the corner of a field and let it fester. Could this be the basis of the Manchester move?

  159. 159
    David breaks the bad news to his kid brother says:

    Now listen Ed there is something I should have told you some time ago. Santa……………

  160. 160
    Tax is theft says:

    That actually made me laugh out loud – thank you!

  161. 161
    Traumatised child says:


    Next you’ll be telling me there’s no magic money tree!

  162. 162
    Another morning goes by and Dave's done fuck all says:

    It needs to be on a down escalator, 10% less each year in perpetuity.

  163. 163
    Ernie the Milkman says:

    It was me what got you wife up the duff. You couldn’t even do that you useless cnut.

  164. 164
    Uncle Merv says:

    Of course there is. It’s shit out £375bn already.

  165. 165
    All Lib Dems are tossers says:

    Limpdums = nasty feckers – always have been – always will be. Utter tossers. :(

  166. 166
    Curly top says:

    The sick bucket, M’lud?

  167. 167
    The savant10.4 highway patrol says:

    The libdems could not get arrested let alone get themselves re elected as even a minuscule part of a. Coalition

  168. 168
    The savant10.4 highway patrol says:


    For fuck s sake give it up

    Everybody.has pissedv off for chriistmas . Well done on a very good year but reallly

    Go home an don t come back till 2 jan

    You and we both need a break

    Happy holidays

  169. 169
    dtn says:

    How many kebabs do you have to eat to get an arse as big as Abbot’s? And did we pay for them as she rolled home from This Week in her Taxi (which we did pay for).

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