December 20th, 2012

Godless Guardian Mentions Christmas


  1. 1
    Gawd 'elp this country becoming fascist Dave Cee says:

    Suck onnn, guardian – nerh nerh nerh……

  2. 2
    Angus Tickler says:

    I’m sure they’ll publish the correction tomorrow.

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    Bill says:

    Polly as president of the humanist society will be having a miserable christmas, oh no i bet she will be having christmas overseas in italy, or having those nice lefties round to complain about the price of cleaning staff these days and that all those nice romanians will be so much cheaper to employ come january.

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    Gordon Brown says:

    g for Gordo

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    genghiz the kahn says:

    I don’t think that they will be send one out next year, unless it is with a shed load of P45s for all the remaining staff.

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    Gawd 'elp this country becoming fascist Dave Cee says:

    ha ha, beat you all – merry faggots tories. Give my best to your fine daughters, and their fine horsies. I might come around to change their shoes one day….

    Hello luv – and what is your name…………

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    Neville Brody says:

    FFS how many fonts can someone use?

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    Polly will not be amused says:

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    SAS NOT, Moussa Kousa says:

    You are like Dr Who you regenerate. Just a fecking boring as well

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    Heating,eating,fags or beer? says:

    Polly is Human? fucking hell

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    Red Card says:

    The Guardian keeps telling us austerity is bad and then posts out a card so cheap it looks like it was printed in a railway station booth.

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    Reverse Roles says:

    So it’s official then? Dave does not do Christmas and the guardian do. What strange times we live in. Ed Miliband will be calling for a reduction in EU fees next and Dave will ask for an increase.

  13. 13
    David Icke says:

    In your dreams

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    Bill Quango MP says:

    Could you imagine a festive Christmas with sour puss Polly?

    More prunes Jemima?

    No thanks mum.

    Did you enjoy your lovely LEsbian, gay, bisexual, dolls house? It was made from 100% Fairtrade wood and had carpets specially sewn from my own armpit hair.

    Not really aunts Polly. You sent it to a 3rd world oxfam charity.

    And that’s the right thing to do. Now, who wants to play a game?
    What about guess the name of the traitorous lib dem? Or pin the blame on the volition? Or what about charades! I’ll act out a piece of text from Owen jones book chavs , and you guess what page it’s from?

    Please may I be executed aunts Polly.

    Aha ha ha ha! .. I think you meant, may I be excused..

    I know what I meant…

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    Stupid Name says:

    Jim Al Fix It

  16. 16
    BBC childrens television producer says:

    Oi that’s my pick up line

  17. 17
    Jesus H Christ says:

    Maybe I did die in vain judging by that piss-poor offering!

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    Organism says:

    No, read it again, she is a humanism.

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    Conspiracy Watch says:

    Not completely godless, the large g is symbolic to some, but does look like a snake if stared at for too long.

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    Imaginary friends in the sky says:

    A so-called libertarian who bangs on about other people not mentioning the word christmas. Fuck religion.

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    Gawd 'elp this country becoming fascist Dave Cee says:

    cee word is my favorite word, in both ways.

    So, a song for my cee ladies, my favorite one, that makes them melt, always – labourites know how to get ladies knickers down tories, whatever colour.

    Sorry ladies, where was I? Ah yes,

    One at a time, please tory ladies.

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    Rob Cratchett says:

    Au contraire. They’ll be enjoying the Umbrian villa or the Islington townhouse, heating turned up to full as they open cases of claret to wash down a seven course meal.

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    the guardian says:

    It’s called diversity…and we want to rub your nose in it.

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    Glasgow kiss says:

    Looks like Jim al Kill e

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    HMRC Christmas Greetings says:

    Looked at from a distance, even if you squint, it still doesn’t look like an honest tax return.

  26. 26
    Ja ded Je a n says:

    You were just another J e w ish anarchist and anti-statist.

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    its even bleaker in sunderland this xmas with only one food bank says:

    The sheer tat of this card is a clue to how bad things are at the Grauniad they fucked in 2013!

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    Godless Graunad! Great balls of liar!

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    Geordie Equalities Officer says:

    I know. I know. I know.

    What is it Little Johnny?

    Miss, I bet the “c” word is cu……..

    Johnny, go and wash your mouth out you uncouth little fucker.

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    Tay King-dePisse says:

    As many as you can cut and paste from, I suppose.
    Looks like they might have actually taken all of about a tea break’s worth of time (when it was originally composed) to decide what to show on the card, where to find the message, and to set it. Nice to know how much you care, Rusty.

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    10 MPs protect their own. says:

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    John Lewis says:

    We think it’s supposed to be a snowman and will never knowingly be undersold!

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    Roscoe Rules says:

    It looks like the sort of card you used to get Woolworths vouchers in but without the vouchers.

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    Gawd 'elp this country becoming fascist Dave Cee says:

    Xmas is Xmas, year on year, and no one has an authority nor ‘can’t remember the word’ on it, exclusivity? Something like that anyway. Frankie, from Liverpool/Lerpwl, especially this year,

    Say no more.

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    Polly from her Tuscan Estate says:

    I do make a rather splendid raffia tea

  37. 37
    A Grauniad sub-editor says:

    Must be a fake – the speling is OK.

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    Ruffbadger says:

    I got everyone on staff a present. It was an empty cardboard box with the words “Action Man conscientious objector” on it.

  39. 39
    Is this Cameron's gift to disabled? says:

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    JH23234936745 says:

    She’s been on that website from The IT Crowd that tells you how to talk to other blokes about football.

  41. 41
    Messrs Cameron & Osborne says:

    May we take the opportunity to wish you a Very Happy Christmas and a Prosperous 2013, (No chance with a Conservative led coalition)

    We look forward to hearing from you soon.

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    Privatise the BBC says:

    I for one hope that this will be their last ever Christmas card.

  43. 43
    Lee Jasper says:

    You got Arse on the brain girl

  44. 44
    Nick Griffin says:

    Jack Straw’s kosher father was a conscientious objector as well!

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    The BBC should drop Pleb. They are playing Lefty Politics. says:

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    JH23234936745 says:

    Found it. About as authentic as Abbopotamus’s comment above.

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    Privatise the BBC says:

    The Guardian will go to the wall for its reader.

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    Nom Dom Nom 2 says:

    Abbopotamus :)

    *thumbs air*

  50. 50
    Proctologist says:

    It could be an internal haemorrhoid, not unheard of at Christmas.

  51. 51
    Anonymous says:

    Matthew 19:21-22: “Jesus said unto him, If thou wilt be perfect, go and sell that thouhast, and give to the poor, and thou shalt have treasure in heaven: and come and followme. But when the young man heard that saying, he went away sorrowful: for he had great possessions.

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    south7eventh says:

    I do believe her time in office is now over. Plenty of time to muck-rake and when she has finished to write her memoirs. Perhaps she will find God as she looks back over her life where she finds that everything she has supported to be completely wrong!

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    HMMM says:

    The Guardians graphic arts expert has been working on that since January.

  54. 54
    Anonymous says:

    When someone says they believe in God others should be able to judge it by once action.

    There is no point in saying I believe in God and go and go what God told not to do.

  55. 55
    gordon says:

    i have been staring at my snake all morning, it hasn’t moved – i blame sue

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    Up The Workers says:

    I bet Alan Rusbridger sent himself one with gold ink that’s handprinted on silk.

  57. 57
    Nigel Farage says:

    Abbott, go suck on your testicles.

  58. 58
    Conspiracy Theory says:

    The purpose of undermining confidence in the police, and calling into question the reliability of police evidence is to impede Operation Fairbank.

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    Nom Dom Nom 2 says:

    It was designed by an intern

  60. 60
    Gordon Brown says:

    It’s mine, I’ll wash it as fast as I like.

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    Privatise the BBC says:

    This is potentially far more serious than any form of phone hacking – so where are the bleeding hearts now?

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    Anonymous says:

    What is Gods view on giving tax cut to people earning over £150,000 and cutting money poor receive?

    Christmas is not about partying, presents and drinking; then saying I believe in God.

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    Its even bleaker in sunderland this xmas with only one food bank says:

    She is fast becoming the Caribbean Vaz ,an opinion on most things knows fck all about anything but eating and troughing.

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    Gawd 'elp this country becoming fascist Dave Cee says:

    Jealousy will get no one nowhere, SAS.

    And funny that, I was in the SAS, Royal Sigs division, but I don’t like to talk about if. Spent a bit of time with these lads, Legion Estrange, dropping out of plane in west Africa, but again, I do not like to talk about it,

    Non non non Capetan, sous non taking the pizz, non, de bonne foi, sincerem Capetan!

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    Kris Akabusi says:

    It’s 2012 and idiots still think that christmas is a christian holiday? How about you make up your own holiday instead of stealing one, and stop getting sinful christmas trees you bunch of retards.

    Christians are so stupid it gives me a headache.

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    Important News says:

    How come animal rights mongs have got Foie Gras off of the menu at the HoL ?

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    HMMM says:

    Steady on old chap… designed?

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    Pakistani ,afghan and palestinian children are fair game but americans arent says:

    I somehow doubt if they will be havin a prosperous new year

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    The sounds of Silence from Miliband too. says:

    I notice red Ed has not called for his until now mandatory Judge lead inquiry. Could it be because the Police Federation is in all but name a Union?

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    Gawd 'elp this country becoming fascist Dave Cee says:

    Which God? Mother Earth does mem since I am a welsh/old brit/celt pagan.

  71. 71
    Whacked Off says:

    Millie never called the police plebs, and we consider the police and guardian evidence that evil free press deleted her voice mails as beyond question which is why their tyrannous freedom should be taken away.

    (Please: Nobody start to notice that populist campaigns deny balanced debate and are inherently totalitarian, so really should not have direct influence on policy in a functioning open democracy.)

  72. 72
    Damien Hurst says:

    YES its bloody brilliant.I do hope it also smells of formaldehyde though.

  73. 73
    Blowing Whistles says:

    There are 13 noticible bubbles in the picture [in the blog] – is it indicitave of sinking?

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    Gawd 'elp this country becoming fascist Dave Cee says:

    Thought wilt spread thou vast wealth, whence thorny ground is come upon, for all. Thou wilt not shove it away into hidden enclaves, thoy wilt not make fun of people under struggling to feed on from higher plaines – thy wilt fucking help!

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    Timing, timing, timing. says:

    That both the Cop log and the constituent’s email detail the same things that did not happen mean a very serious crime has been committed.

    I wonder why it took until now to release the video and why Dave’s top civil servant who investigated the whole incident for him did not pick up on the discrepancies between the video and the written word. There’s more much more to this than has been made public.

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    Gawd 'elp this country becoming fascist Dave Cee says:

    There’s hurdles there what you say friend…

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    Religiotards says:

    We believe earth is 7000 years old. Now, respect our opinion!

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    Anonymous says:

    I don’t mind the Guardian surviving, since so few read it. But the BBC’s subliminal malign influence on the UK’s population is all pervading. That outfit has to go.

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    Which witch is which? says:

    Is it the whole coven that attends?

  80. 80
    Storm Porsche says:

    That Porsche with just its roof sticking above the water and the wipers still going will make a good advert.

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    Rider (as in Haggard) says:

    All that binge eating is bad news for your Arse-‘n’-all Missis Dye-anne.

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    Nom Dom Nom 2 says:

    Well I mean designed rather like one would say conservative when talking about Cameron

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    Archer Karcher says:

    What a shite video, do you have any idea who the prick Mathew ( Matt ) Broadhead is?
    Why don’t these residents of socialist utopia Manchester ask any questions of Manchester socialist council, who housed a disabled person in a two up two down slum?
    Labour have run Manchester for decades, had money poured into it for decades and it’s still a shithole.

    Come on, any answers as to where all the money has gone?

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    All Lefty's must die says:

    I heard the Marxists at the Guardian said they will go on strike over compulsary redundacy’s.

    Is it true or just typical Lefty bullshit?

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    He who no longer posts says:

    It’s a trap!

    The Druid instructed them to do it as a parting act before Justin Welby takes over so he could not be painted as the Godless atheist – which he clearly is.

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    Archer Karcher says:

    “Don’t like to talk about it”

    Why, were you a deserter?

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    Anonymous says:

    Before asking where the money has gone, ask how much money was given. Council relay on central government money to provide services and to monitor what councils get up to.

    This lady seems very upset due to what will happen under this government.

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    Archer Karcher says:

    Or down in Sussex at her country house in Lewes. I mean, everyone has at least three multi-million pound homes these days don’t they? All her socialist friends seem to.

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    The savant10.4 highway patrol says:

    Which patriotic hero had the courage to fuck her. ??

    Even after 95 pints of carlsberg . Off the sainsbury s basics shelf and thus carrying out his. Patriotic duty to. Increase the pramface population of this country

    Mod it if you dare. But the hangman s noose wil. Be on you come the revolution

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    The savant10.4 highway patrol says:

    It s definitely true that you cannot Spell redundancies

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    Jagbulon says:

    It is funny how the Guardian have done a 180 degree U turn over the police.
    Before they were part of the suppressive fascist state and the enemy of lefties.
    Now they are bold upholders of the truth about wicked Andrew Mitchell.

    Both stances are a denial of the facts. But you know that a fellow traveller’s friend is the Guardian’s friend. And a fellow traveller’s enemy is the Guardian’s enemy.

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    Peter Hitchens says:

    What a load of fucking knackers.

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    Archer Karcher says:

    English translation please.

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    Socialism is a severe mental illness says:

    “Before asking where the money has gone, ask how much money was given”

    Utter fucking rubbish!

    You do NOT give taxpayers’ money to people – councils – unless they can prove they spend it wisely.

    If they can’t prove they’re not going to piss it down the drain, they get zip. And it serves their local electorate right for voting for spendaholic socialist vermin.

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    All Lefty's must die says:

    I had British education what do you expect?

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    Anonymous says:

    The same book also says “For unto every one that hath shall be given, and he shall have abundance; but from him that hath not shall be taken away even that which he hath.” Matthew 25 verse 29.

    I wonder which of these quotes Cameron & Co prefer?

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    The Public says:

    Let justice be done and the heavens fall.

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    Happy Christmas says:

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    hank the cat says:

    Phuck off back to birmingham

  100. 100
    Happy Christmas says:

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    lojolondon says:

    If you interviewed every sufferer of MS in the UK, I bet 95% of them tell their sons to go to work and earn a living.
    This self-pitying bunch are not representative of normal Britons, who are a hard-working, self-sufficient people.

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    Happy Christmas says:

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    optional says:

    Consider the effort that must have gone into that card. It would have taken a few meetings to ensure that it was drab and dull enough so as not to offend anyone. And of course it had to be recycled, even though that’s just meaningless tokenism. It’s a complicated existence being a leftist.

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    Walter Mitty says:

    The likelihood of you ever having been in the SAS is zero.

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    Living in 96.98 percent white Merseyside says:

    Don’t you mean Islamabrum?

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    Sarah says:

    And as often has he likes.

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    Bollocks to Getting a Pseudonym says:

    The plural of ‘Lefty’ is ‘Lefties’.

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    Keith Claudius Chegwin says:

    You may even discover that the most vocal members of their patient support groups don’t even have MS but ME.

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    Kebabe Thyme says:


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    john in cheshire says:

    It probably needs saying more often; especially in these Godless days; but unless you follow Jesus you are condemned in the hereafter. Of course, that’s your problem, not mine, but don’t say you didn’t know when your time comes.

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    David Davis says:

    I can guarantee he once ate a dogshit sandwich out on exmoor.

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    Bollinger maker says:

    Slow down Toynbee we can’t keep up with consumption!

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    The wizz says:

    Prve it?

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    The wizz says:

    Correction ‘prove’.

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    Anonymous says:

    godly behaviour is peace loving.. but ppl can be pressurised and provoked. it is all a flippin test.

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    A REAL Gunner says:

    When are you two gunner stfu?

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    Annie Seed-Balls says:

    Because it is a real hot potato.

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    Annie Seed-Balls says:

    Yes, that is clear from your omission of the full stop after ‘education’ [amazingly spelled correctly!] and a capital W for ‘what’. Not to mention the error in your name.

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    Dickson of my dock side sailor's arse for a farthing says:

    sheep tesicles atarter followed by a caught rabbit by a snare, and no, I was never in the SAS – just did some training with them, that is all, i was well too physically fragile, but had the technical brain to take a radar to pieces apart though, if we didn’t have to run too far. Horses for corses, and all that, for a special mission. My brain to body capableness was well up the scale, almost to the top. Again, I have said too much again…

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    Dickson of my dock side sailor's arse for a farthing says:

    Did loads of parachuting and a solo glider pilot – even have flown a private aircraft on my own, but I better not talk about that – licensing and all that – forget I said that….

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    Dickson of my dock side sailor's arse for a farthing says:

    First para drop I did was when I was fourteen, my great uncle arranged it for me, ex-para wwII he was, got his mates son to teach me, and there we went, the usual, clip on in the aircraft, and he was surprised I just went for it, flung myself out, as if it was natural, four limbs sticking out to the compass, for a few seconds, until the parachute opened. Landed easily, legs quarter bent and roll with it. No Probs. First drop at fourteen, easliy, when I was well underage.

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    Dickson of my dock side sailor's arse for a farthing says:

    Non, never was in it, but I was offered.

  123. 123
    Dickson of my dock side sailor's arse for a farthing says:

    maybe – depends who I am talking to.

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