December 19th, 2012

PMQs LIVE: Plebgate-gate Edition


Comments in the comments please…


  1. 1
    Kebab Time says:

    Judge led inquiry on sweepstake

    • 121
      Anonymous says:

      Fuck off huhne

      • 131
        A pint of fine ale, barman, I'm on the lash tonight says:

        It would be nice to hear a PMQ’s when that scrote Dave Cee will never come out with that totally inaccurate line “the record debt Labour has left”, when it was imported by George dubious Bush in 2008.

        Dave Cee is a child cretin, and I will bounce my gums until the cows come home that he is such.

  2. 2
    Ed Sillyband says:

    I will not apologithe!

  3. 3
    Anonymous says:

    Ed Miliband has just apologised to Mitchell and resigned…not.

  4. 4
    Dick Scratcha says:

    Morning all.

  5. 5
    Dick Scratcha says:

    Alec Shelbrooke for PM!

  6. 6
    Dick Scratcha says:

    Spelman looking gaunt

  7. 7
    The Sleeper says:

    “Mithster Paddick has juthst thaid it all on Daily Politicths…the cops justh wanted to get it into the public arena…whatsths wrong with that?”

  8. 8
    Bomber Command says:

    Top hole!

  9. 9
    its bleak in sunderland says:

    What a bucnch of hypocrites in sending best wishes to British Force I bet their minds are on filling their car boots with all the goodies from the HoC bars subsidised by us

  10. 10
    Steve Miliband says:

    Enquiry into the number of enquiries

    • 45
      Anonymous says:

      conclusion of that would be …
      abandon the commons – have a Belgian style non government productive farce and one long extended enquiry
      this will of course be considered and shelved – thus prompting an enquiry

  11. 11
    genghiz the kahn says:

    2 questions on Afghanistan…Ed running scared or is there some collusion?

    • 21
      Ed Miliband says:

      The Peoples Army of Britain will return from Tory Blairs vanity wars to guard the peoples factories of tomorrow.

  12. 12
    Dick Scratcha says:

    It’s a love in. Squeaker should have let bring board games in today.

  13. 13
    hereward says:

    Balls looks truly suicidal.

  14. 14
    Ed Miliband says:

    It beggars belief that no enquiry has been called.

    I have just checked my privilige – & we need an urgent enquiry into that too.

  15. 15
    Breaking News says:

    Ha ha!

    An inquiry into Newsnight’s shelving of a report into sexual abuse by Jimmy Savile criticises BBC management but finds no evidence of a cover-up.

  16. 15
    The Plebby Class Can Kiss my Arse says:

    says the Tosser in No 10

  17. 15
    genghiz the kahn says:

    Foodbanks – is Ed following the BBC and Guardian.

    Ed seems subdued….

  18. 18
    a non says:

    All friends together????? WTF

  19. 19
    Stinky Pete says:

    Militwat ain’t gonna mention Plebgate..

    …wait for the planted question.

  20. 22
    Dick Scratcha says:

    Pickles food bank multiple withdrawals.

  21. 23
    Lord Keynes says:

    Miliband asking about food banks.

    Basic economic theory says that if food is offered for free then the demand is unlimited. The more food banks you set up, the more people will come and take food.

  22. 24
    Weybridgeman says:

    Ed the Shred…….not

  23. 25
    Dick Scratcha says:

    …or pissing it up against a wall, smoking, gambling, pizzas, holidays, Sky TV etc

  24. 26
    Has Ed no shame? says:

    A judge lead inquiry into food banks next.

  25. 27
    Steve Miliband says:

    up and down this country

  26. 28
    Another Engineer says:

    Food banks.

    There is something very odd about this trend.

    I’d like to see the budgets of the people who “need” them….

  27. 29
    Weybridgeman says:

    Blinky obviously pilled up to the gunwales

  28. 30
    Striver MacGuyver says:

    Foodbanks… ideal when you’ve spent all the money on Sky and ciggies

  29. 31
    Steve Miliband says:

    Does the government have to feed people now?

  30. 32
    genghiz the kahn says:

    Millionaires and tax cuts – Ed is very very coy about Mitchell.

    Nothing to fear, nothing to hide, nothing to ask.

  31. 33
    Ed the shred says:

    Have multimillionaire Ed and his Lawyer wife any contact with real people?

  32. 34
    its bleak in sunderland says:

    Food Bank boloocks if kids are going hungrey it because their parents are spending money on fags,booze and lottery scratch cards

  33. 35
    Dick Scratcha says:

    Boxing Day hunt – rhyming slang?

  34. 36
    Another Engineer says:

    Radio 5 break off PMQs to navel gaze. What a joke.

  35. 37
    Steve Miliband says:


  36. 38
    The Sleeper says:

    Love it…Xmas repeats

  37. 39
    Same old Labour says:

    Ed will be calling for fags booze and bingo to be provided by the state next.

  38. 40
    BigTed/LittleTed says:

    Starving children, route back to power, hoorah

  39. 42
    genghiz the kahn says:

    Wilson – trust in the Police – asking Ed’s question for him.

  40. 43
    I am the BBC says:

    Wasn’t Ed just wonderful.

  41. 44
    Dick Scratcha says:

    Met Police bent as nine bob notes

  42. 46
    its bleak in sunderland says:

    Mrs Wilson will be pleased Robs at it again!

  43. 47
    Hank the Cat says:


  44. 49
    Another Engineer says:

    Radio 5 still thinking that Jimmy Savile/Newsnight conference is more important than PMQs. Ho hum.

    • 122
      crooked banks says:

      So did Sky international. Odd choice listening to Fattypang defending the indefensible. Lessons learned, changes to be made, payoffs, resignations, shunted sideways, shifting the deckchairs, going forward, let me outta here I have another appointment… Pathetic.

  45. 50
    Dick Scratcha says:

    Beard count = 1

  46. 51
    its bleak in sunderland says:

    Thicko Anderson this fat cnut could give up food for weeks and not miss it

  47. 52
    BigTed/LittleTed says:

    Facts on the ground, we love poverty, it our reason to live

  48. 53
    Hank the Cat says:

    TB has been bought in by immigrunts

  49. 55
    Dick Scratcha says:

    Fucking newts now. Jesus wept.

  50. 57
    Hank the Cat says:

    Ken clarks tie looks a bit gay

  51. 58
    Blaydon races says:

    Blaydon races

    Oh me lads, you should’ve seen us gannin
    Passing the folks along the road
    And all of them were starin’
    All the lads and lasses there
    They all had smilin’ faces
    Gannin along the Scotswood Road
    To see the Blaydon Races

  52. 59
    its bleak in sunderland says:

    Lavery another Geordie thicko a suicide note in his hand what a load of bollocks !

  53. 60
    Dick Scratcha says:

    DLA being massively abused – something had to be done

    • 75
      my son wants to build a bender in back garden as thatcher says he cant live on the raving road says:

      the bulk of abuse
      a massive housing benefit bill
      a lack of housing due to laws and thatcher
      high rent people work three days to pay
      rich banks insurance companies pensions etc individuals
      tax payers money
      unplug the housing and
      1 rents fall
      2 consumption will flow
      3 tax payers pay small amount to landlords

      i cant see the flaw
      apart from like saving the banks….
      free market does not operate

  54. 63
    Dial A for ambulance says:

    Ken Clark looks a tad ill.

  55. 64
    Dick Scratcha says:

    Fuck off Berc.unt

  56. 65
    Weybridgeman says:

    What a creep. Bah humbug !

  57. 66
    its bleak in sunderland says:

    These Labour f…s are beyond parody Dickens now what a shower of shyte

  58. 67
    Hank the Cat says:

    Millands dad cared for two kids with learning problems

  59. 68
    Dick Scratcha says:

    Was Hollobone in the Bash Street Kids?

  60. 69
    Not a cracker says:

    Oh dear, the bloke from Stoke’s Joke fell flat.

  61. 70
    its bleak in sunderland says:

    Holloborne good guy,i was in Sunderland today passing the pound and charity shops serenaded by Romanian accordian players charity chuggers and Romanys selling Big Issue and lucky charms welcome to Britain 2012

  62. 71
    Dick Scratcha says:

    Bulgarian & Romanian immigration will be THE election issue. Mark. my. words.

  63. 72
    Hank the Cat says:

    No phucking plan for the immigration from romania and bulgaria

  64. 73
    Another Engineer says:

    I hope you are all enjoying this.

    Still just the Newsnight report on Radio 5. PMQs abandoned.

  65. 76
    Dick Scratcha says:

    Gov schemes on insulation made shit companies like Eaga hundreds of millions for doing a shit job

  66. 77
    The Sleeper says:

    Dromey droning

  67. 78
    Jack dromey's wig says:

    fucking fed up with this I’m more eco than you are shite.

  68. 79
    genghiz the kahn says:

    Harwoman watch – blocks of wood have more animation.

  69. 80
    its bleak in sunderland says:

    Homelees peoples parliament! this fckuing dross justs get worse clearly an orchestrated attack Cameron should say no I dont intend to meet them

  70. 81
    Dick Scratcha says:

    Young Homeless Peoples Parliament FFS! What about a Hard Working Businessman Parliament please?

  71. 82
    Jack Drone-on says:

    Jack Dromey puts a long non-question.

    Has to justify his presence on the all-female shortlist.

  72. 83
    Man dies on TV says:

    Ken Clark is in need of something.

  73. 84
    Chris Tarrant says:

    Transport links to the Isles of Scilly?

    They could hire Ed Miliband. He’s good at rowing back.

    • 124
      Grandma Moses says:

      Can’t they back up that tunnel digger whatnot, turn it right a bit and start digging? Should be completed by 2050.

  74. 85
    its bleak in sunderland says:

    This is the worst PMQS in years Cameron far too defensive!

  75. 88
    thatcher says says:

    i am mental and there is nothing wrong with me – dont pay out a penny to help dementia

  76. 89
    Weybridgeman says:

    Horses for courses???

  77. 90
    george says:

    Not wanting to inject any sense into this discussion, but foodbanks are meant to give food to people who are experiencing a temporary loss of income. Many food vouchers go to people who are trying to do the right thing and take on a temporary job. Inevitably, the Benefits Agency fucks up their claim and they end up worse off than people who sit on the sofa drinking cider all day.

  78. 91
    its bleak in sunderland says:

    It looks like a Geordie Fcuk Fest all as thick as a bulls lugs no intelligent approach just the usual crap!

  79. 92
    genghiz the kahn says:

    For Fucks sake Fox hunting.

  80. 93
    Huhne watch says:

    Dave does seem to have problems with Hunts

  81. 94
    Gordan Liddy says:

    We have now reached gate-ception: Gate-gate-gate #meta

  82. 95
    Hard worker says:

    Trenchant question on welfare from the Tory backbenchers.

    More bite than jokes about hunting and horses.

  83. 97
    Liebore smears says:

    Class war type question after class war type question from Liebore.

  84. 98
    genghiz the kahn says:

    Balls hit out of the ground.

  85. 99
    Weybridgeman says:

    My god Richard bacon has aged badly since blue Peter….

  86. 100
    Penfold says:

    Superb response from Cameron about Balls playing Santa.

    A little scripted but he socked it to Balls.

  87. 102
    Dick Scratcha says:

    Cattle prod this old git.

  88. 103
    cameron says:

    frack off

  89. 104
    Andy Capp says:

    Has Ken Clarke fallen asleep yet?

  90. 105
    The answer is blowing in the wind says:

    Dave’s plan to make energy cheaper is to make it more expensive.

    • 115
      fart in a mars colon..y space suit says:

      :))) true a true
      but of course he will make sure it profits who?

  91. 106
    Scores on the Doors says:

    8-4 Cameron-Miliband.

    Cameron was assured and amusing but could have clubbed Miliband to death in the chamber but he seemed to ease off. Miliband was weak, bowling his questions underarm.

  92. 107
    Lord Lucan says:

    Where’s Gordon?

  93. 109
    Jack Ketch says:

    I should apply for a job as Cameron’s joke writer. The Labour twats leave themselves open to comeback one liners every week. e.g. The comment about Rebecca Brookes–the response should be ” I like to spend time with my many friends. The L of O, might also enjoy the experience if he had any friends.
    Re: The question about what hunt Cameron goes on. Answer–just the ones where we chase Labour foxes–you know, the sly ones that steal chickens and leave a mess behind them.

    • 114
      liberal comedian vote says:

      labour response
      beccy Q
      tis better a man has no friends than betray his sons very soul
      fox Hunting Q
      come come
      we are all guilty of stealing a few chickens
      and bully don club know all about mess but have off shore funds to pay for it
      its crossly killing the ones trying to make a road away from fiscal cliff is the problem

    • 129
      its even bleaker in sunderland this xmas with only one food bank says:

      aAnother example/Dave Anderson MP Blaydon aka Thicko of the House asked Cameron about food banks Cameron should have replies,The Hon Member could give up food for a few weeks and resupply the nations food banks

  94. 110
    its bleak in sunderland says:

    This povery nonsense which consumed PMQS today has to be addressed by the Tories no one in Britain should be starving its bad management of money spending it on all the wrong items like Fags Booze and Scratch cards Shelbrooks idea about the benefit card should be part of the Tory manifesto if the poor and and the idle think that Labour will be their saviours they are in for a major shock ,hard work ,thrift good money management and prioritising their spending ,its not rocket science>

    • 113
      priorititize this you indenture slavery slumlord says:

      i stop paying three days per week wages in rent
      suddenly i have money to spend in shops on the stuff your rich brother sells
      that i could make myself but not allowed

    • 125
      Grandma Moses says:

      Ration books were very effective 70 years ago. Don’t need any IT infrastructure to maintain and only allow for necessary foodstuffs (which did not include booze, fags or lottery or football match tickets to be purchased in necessary weekly portions.

      What’s not to like?

  95. 116
    A-'Team leader' Mr T on behalf of warmonger says:

    look “you fools”
    if i dont sell these weapons
    someone is gonna 3D print them
    please keep the hi-tech wars going
    i have money to make/take
    dont you know there’s an economic war on

    duck and cover
    i a preper

  96. 118
    blocks of wood says:

    how dare you insult us!

  97. 120
    Labour hypocrite says:

    Like a dog with a bone Miliband just keeps coming back to the 45p top rate of tax. The amnesia is incredible.

  98. 126
    More Brass neck Labour says:

    Are you thinking what we’re thinking, that Miliband is now thinking what we were thinking in 2005 !

  99. 132
    A pint of fine ale, barman, I'm on the lash tonight says:

    Andrew M is a speccy tosser – just look at his face – just look at his face!!!

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