PMQs LIVE: Plebgate-gate Edition
Comments in the comments please…
Mum Talked Down Woolwich Terrorists | Telegraph
How the Tories Can Win in 2015 | Harry Phibbs
View From Lord Bell’s Summer Party | Speccie
What Dave, Ed and Nick Want You to Hear | James Kirkup
In Praise of Apple’s Tax Plan | Daniel Mitchell
Christine Blower Can’t Do Maths | Toby Young
Cameron is Having a Shocker | Iain Martin
UKIP Still Back Flat Tax | London Loves Business
Dave Will Probably Win in 2015 | Dan Hodges
EU’s Tax Harmonisation Agenda | Dan Hannan
Tories Have Always Sneered at Party Faithful | Simon Heffer
 |
 |
 |
 |
 |
 |
Ai Weiwei in China fighting the taxman…
“Under totalitarian rule, no one is protected by law. We will all be the same helpless victims. When a country insists on its lies, it’s time for an artist to bring forth change.”
Bill Quango MP says:
Ned Flanders – Clegg
Lisa Simpson – Natalie Bennett
Milhouse – Hilary Benn
Martin Prince – Andy Burnham
Edna Krabappel – Luciana Berger
Crazy Cat Lady – Glenda jackson
Comic book guy – John Prescott
Carl – Chucka
Lenny – Philip Hammond
Willie – Eric joyce
Poochie – Gordon Brown
Reverend Lovejoy – Tony Blair
Judge led inquiry on sweepstake
Fuck off huhne
It would be nice to hear a PMQ’s when that scrote Dave Cee will never come out with that totally inaccurate line “the record debt Labour has left”, when it was imported by George dubious Bush in 2008.
Dave Cee is a child cretin, and I will bounce my gums until the cows come home that he is such.
I will not apologithe!
Ed Miliband has just apologised to Mitchell and resigned…not.
Morning all.
Alec Shelbrooke for PM!
Spelman looking gaunt
“Mithster Paddick has juthst thaid it all on Daily Politicths…the cops justh wanted to get it into the public arena…whatsths wrong with that?”
Top hole!
What a bucnch of hypocrites in sending best wishes to British Force I bet their minds are on filling their car boots with all the goodies from the HoC bars subsidised by us
Enquiry into the number of enquiries
conclusion of that would be …
abandon the commons – have a Belgian style non government productive farce and one long extended enquiry
this will of course be considered and shelved – thus prompting an enquiry
2 questions on Afghanistan…Ed running scared or is there some collusion?
The Peoples Army of Britain will return from Tory Blairs vanity wars to guard the peoples factories of tomorrow.
It’s a love in. Squeaker should have let bring board games in today.
Balls looks truly suicidal.
Please don’t get our hopes up unnecessarily.
How do you think he makes the rest of us feel?
It beggars belief that no enquiry has been called.
I have just checked my privilige – & we need an urgent enquiry into that too.
Ha ha!
An inquiry into Newsnight’s shelving of a report into sexual abuse by Jimmy Savile criticises BBC management but finds no evidence of a cover-up.
says the Tosser in No 10
Foodbanks – is Ed following the BBC and Guardian.
Ed seems subdued….
I’d subdue the fucker!
All friends together????? WTF
Militwat ain’t gonna mention Plebgate..
…wait for the planted question.
Pickles food bank multiple withdrawals.
Miliband asking about food banks.
Basic economic theory says that if food is offered for free then the demand is unlimited. The more food banks you set up, the more people will come and take food.
Ed the Shred…….not
…or pissing it up against a wall, smoking, gambling, pizzas, holidays, Sky TV etc
A judge lead inquiry into food banks next.
up and down this country
Food banks.
There is something very odd about this trend.
I’d like to see the budgets of the people who “need” them….
Blinky obviously pilled up to the gunwales
Foodbanks… ideal when you’ve spent all the money on Sky and ciggies
Don’t forget the booze
…..and don’t forget Bingo.
And scratch cards
Does the government have to feed people now?
Millionaires and tax cuts – Ed is very very coy about Mitchell.
Nothing to fear, nothing to hide, nothing to ask.
Have multimillionaire Ed and his Lawyer wife any contact with real people?
Food Bank boloocks if kids are going hungrey it because their parents are spending money on fags,booze and lottery scratch cards
Boxing Day hunt – rhyming slang?
Radio 5 break off PMQs to navel gaze. What a joke.
They love to talk about themselves and waste hours on media tittle-tattle
Jordan preggers again?
Can you get pregnant up your arse then?
Wunashun
Love it…Xmas repeats
Ed will be calling for fags booze and bingo to be provided by the state next.
errr….it already is.
Starving children, route back to power, hoorah
Wilson – trust in the Police – asking Ed’s question for him.
Wasn’t Ed just wonderful.
Met Police bent as nine bob notes
only the met?
gosh glass ceiling half full eh?
Mrs Wilson will be pleased Robs at it again!
wunashon,wunashon,wunashon.
Radio 5 still thinking that Jimmy Savile/Newsnight conference is more important than PMQs. Ho hum.
So did Sky international. Odd choice listening to Fattypang defending the indefensible. Lessons learned, changes to be made, payoffs, resignations, shunted sideways, shifting the deckchairs, going forward, let me outta here I have another appointment… Pathetic.
Beard count = 1
well movember is deceased
Thicko Anderson this fat cnut could give up food for weeks and not miss it
Facts on the ground, we love poverty, it our reason to live
TB has been bought in by immigrunts
Fucking newts now. Jesus wept.
Ken clarks tie looks a bit gay
& his shoes look tranny.
Blaydon races
Oh me lads, you should’ve seen us gannin
Passing the folks along the road
And all of them were starin’
All the lads and lasses there
They all had smilin’ faces
Gannin along the Scotswood Road
To see the Blaydon Races
Third line, last word, we always sang as ” stannin’ ” when I were a lad.
By gum
Lavery another Geordie thicko a suicide note in his hand what a load of bollocks !
Cameron’s writing the longest one in history.
Lavery is not a Geordie – he’s from Eshintun
DLA being massively abused – something had to be done
the bulk of abuse
is
a massive housing benefit bill
a lack of housing due to laws and thatcher
high rent people work three days to pay
rich banks insurance companies pensions etc individuals
tax payers money
unplug the housing and
1 rents fall
2 consumption will flow
3 tax payers pay small amount to landlords
i cant see the flaw
apart from like saving the banks….
free market does not operate
Ken Clark looks a tad ill.
Fuck off Berc.unt
What a creep. Bah humbug !
These Labour f…s are beyond parody Dickens now what a shower of shyte
Millands dad cared for two kids with learning problems
Was Hollobone in the Bash Street Kids?
Oh dear, the bloke from Stoke’s Joke fell flat.
Holloborne good guy,i was in Sunderland today passing the pound and charity shops serenaded by Romanian accordian players charity chuggers and Romanys selling Big Issue and lucky charms welcome to Britain 2012
Bulgarian & Romanian immigration will be THE election issue. Mark. my. words.
No phucking plan for the immigration from romania and bulgaria
I hope you are all enjoying this.
Still just the Newsnight report on Radio 5. PMQs abandoned.
Sky too, although they said it was on the ipad or something (whatever that is).
Gov schemes on insulation made shit companies like Eaga hundreds of millions for doing a shit job
Dromey droning
fucking fed up with this I’m more eco than you are shite.
Harwoman watch – blocks of wood have more animation.
Homelees peoples parliament! this fckuing dross justs get worse clearly an orchestrated attack Cameron should say no I dont intend to meet them
Young Homeless Peoples Parliament FFS! What about a Hard Working Businessman Parliament please?
Jack Dromey puts a long non-question.
Has to justify his presence on the all-female shortlist.
Ken Clark is in need of something.
A revolver and bottle of whiskey
Transport links to the Isles of Scilly?
They could hire Ed Miliband. He’s good at rowing back.
Can’t they back up that tunnel digger whatnot, turn it right a bit and start digging? Should be completed by 2050.
This is the worst PMQS in years Cameron far too defensive!
i am mental and there is nothing wrong with me – dont pay out a penny to help dementia
Horses for courses???
Not wanting to inject any sense into this discussion, but foodbanks are meant to give food to people who are experiencing a temporary loss of income. Many food vouchers go to people who are trying to do the right thing and take on a temporary job. Inevitably, the Benefits Agency fucks up their claim and they end up worse off than people who sit on the sofa drinking cider all day.
It looks like a Geordie Fcuk Fest all as thick as a bulls lugs no intelligent approach just the usual crap!
For Fucks sake Fox hunting.
Surely that should read, “For fox sake…”
Dave does seem to have problems with Hunts
We have now reached gate-ception: Gate-gate-gate #meta
Trenchant question on welfare from the Tory backbenchers.
More bite than jokes about hunting and horses.
Class war type question after class war type question from Liebore.
Balls hit out of the ground.
My god Richard bacon has aged badly since blue Peter….
Superb response from Cameron about Balls playing Santa.
A little scripted but he socked it to Balls.
Cattle prod this old git.
frack off
Has Ken Clarke fallen asleep yet?
Dave’s plan to make energy cheaper is to make it more expensive.
but of course he will make sure it profits who?
8-4 Cameron-Miliband.
Cameron was assured and amusing but could have clubbed Miliband to death in the chamber but he seemed to ease off. Miliband was weak, bowling his questions underarm.
Where’s Gordon?
I should apply for a job as Cameron’s joke writer. The Labour twats leave themselves open to comeback one liners every week. e.g. The comment about Rebecca Brookes–the response should be ” I like to spend time with my many friends. The L of O, might also enjoy the experience if he had any friends.
Re: The question about what hunt Cameron goes on. Answer–just the ones where we chase Labour foxes–you know, the sly ones that steal chickens and leave a mess behind them.
labour response
beccy Q
tis better a man has no friends than betray his sons very soul
fox Hunting Q
come come
we are all guilty of stealing a few chickens
and bully don club know all about mess but have off shore funds to pay for it
its crossly killing the ones trying to make a road away from fiscal cliff is the problem
Dont call us soon
aAnother example/Dave Anderson MP Blaydon aka Thicko of the House asked Cameron about food banks Cameron should have replies,The Hon Member could give up food for a few weeks and resupply the nations food banks
This povery nonsense which consumed PMQS today has to be addressed by the Tories no one in Britain should be starving its bad management of money spending it on all the wrong items like Fags Booze and Scratch cards Shelbrooks idea about the benefit card should be part of the Tory manifesto if the poor and and the idle think that Labour will be their saviours they are in for a major shock ,hard work ,thrift good money management and prioritising their spending ,its not rocket science>
i stop paying three days per week wages in rent
suddenly i have money to spend in shops on the stuff your rich brother sells
that i could make myself but not allowed
Ration books were very effective 70 years ago. Don’t need any IT infrastructure to maintain and only allow for necessary foodstuffs (which did not include booze, fags or lottery or football match tickets to be purchased in necessary weekly portions.
What’s not to like?
look “you fools”
if i dont sell these weapons
someone is gonna 3D print them
please keep the hi-tech wars going
i have money to make/take
dont you know there’s an economic war on
duck and cover
i a preper
how dare you insult us!
Like a dog with a bone Miliband just keeps coming back to the 45p top rate of tax. The amnesia is incredible.
TOP RATE OF TAX UNDER LABOUR 40P – DON’T LET THEM FORGET IT
TOP RATE OF TAX UNDER LABOUR 40P – DON’T LET THEM FORGET IT
TOP RATE OF TAX UNDER LABOUR 40P – DON’T LET THEM FORGET IT
TOP RATE OF TAX UNDER LABOUR 40P – DON’T LET THEM FORGET IT
TOP RATE OF TAX UNDER LABOUR 40P – DON’T LET THEM FORGET IT
TOP RATE OF TAX UNDER LABOUR 40P – DON’T LET THEM FORGET IT
TOP RATE OF TAX UNDER LABOUR 40P – DON’T LET THEM FORGET IT
Are you thinking what we’re thinking, that Miliband is now thinking what we were thinking in 2005 !
Andrew M is a speccy tosser – just look at his face – just look at his face!!!