December 19th, 2012

Anti-Airbrushing MP Jo Swinson Finally Gets To Be Cover Girl


  1. 1
    A W_G says:

    Totty watch . . Jo Swinson . . . really?

  2. 2
    Anonymous says:

    With a face like that i would have thought she would welcome as much airbrushing as possible…

  3. 3
    He who no longer posts says:

    Keep the tits in, Please!

  4. 4
    its bleak in sunderland says:

    A face only a mother could love!

  5. 5
    Anonymous says:

    Great rack, shame about the boat race

  6. 6
    Watch out, B1lly's about says:

    B1lly/Kebab Time will turn up the Guido’s drinks tonight with a dildo in one hand, a buttplug in the other and a big grin on his face.

  7. 7
    its bleak in sunderland says:

    Yes nice handful Duncan Hames with his hands full

  8. 8
    Knocker watch says:

    I always groan when MPs go on the telly saying what their constituents think when they knock on doors, as the only time they knock on doors is election time this means they are lying bastards.

    But back on subject. What a fine pair of knockers the lady has! She can assault me any day.

  9. 9
    Janet Street-Porter says:

    You’d need a 6″ masonary brush to make that look attractive

  10. 10
    retardEd Miliband says:

    The Morning Thtar – I never mith it.

  11. 11
    hank the cat says:

    got to be better than harman or mrs jack dromey

  12. 12
    Godzilla says:


  13. 13
    Gerry Adams says:

    Why is Martin McGuinness in the ‘Looking for a new job?’ advert under Hot Buttons?

  14. 14
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  16. 16
    Brillo & Jimmy says:

  17. 17
    Roscoe Rules says:

    And if you’re not sure what a kick in the teeth looks like, here’s Jo Swinson

  18. 18
    Centre Parting says:

    Ees hampster Mr. Faulty….

  19. 19
    Ed Miliband says:

    It beggars belief that the Government has not called for an enquiry.

  20. 20
    One fat lady says:

    Why is comment 8 down here?

  21. 21
    David Cameron says:

    Quote of the decade !!!

    “Dildos are illegal in Texas but guns aren’t.

    Probably explains the low number of dildo-related murders in the area.”

    David Cameron PMQ’s 19/12/12

  22. 22
    Maternity Nurse says:

    A blind mother.

  23. 23
    Ex Voter says:

    Fuck me, she’s a munter

  24. 24
  25. 25
    Savile Watch says:

    At last this has been published, popcorn time…

  26. 26
    Sweeney, The says:

    She could eat an apple thru a tennis racquet

  27. 27
    Sir William W says:

    Her jacket’s a size too small.

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  29. 29
    Dave Hasselhoff says:

    Should be Babewatch as she is the babe of the house isn’t she?

  30. 30
    Dan Saffend says:

    Eeew! A face like a sackful of sour ars*holes.

  31. 31
    Pitchfork. says:

    Morning Star =

  32. 32
    Sir William W says:

    Is the dear old Morning Star still going? I thought it must have passed away along with The News Chronicle and the Boys Own Paper.

  33. 33
    DonkeyDong says:

    Nice tits. Shame about the face.

  34. 34
    Kevin T says:

    By parliamentary standards, yes. Competition is Teresa May and Harriet Harman.

  35. 35
    Havana says:

    Amazing how times have changed. It seems really strange watching someone lighting up and having a smoke on the telly now.

  36. 36
    Nonce Sense says:

    The former BBC Radio One producer, Ted Beston, has been arrested as part of the investigation into allegations of sexual abuse against Jimmy Savile and others in the entertainment industry.

    Mr Beston, 76, from Bromley in south east London, was detained at 06.30 GMT by detectives from Operation Yewtree.

    He is being questioned on suspicion of sexual offences at a police station.

    Mr Beston worked with the late presenter on his Radio One shows, including Savile’s Travels.

    In that show Savile travelled across the UK talking to members of the public.

    Savile affectionately referred to Mr Beston on air as “Uncle Ted”.

  37. 37
    Mark Oaten says:

    It’s nice down here.

  38. 38
    N. Richment says:

    Tags: LibDems, Totty Watch Specsavers

  39. 39
    Plod says:

    Political Dynamite not covered by Guido!

    Going soft?

  40. 40
    dutchy says:

    Steadty on chaps you are talking about my MP. She is jolly nice and friendly so all you ‘London oiks’ stop getting on to her and ‘giving her a rough ride’ !!!

  41. 41
    Anonymous says:

    Better make sure she takes those teeth out before hand, Duncan

  42. 42
    Mr BumBum says:

    Our own little Lord of the Rings

  43. 43
    Lord Pezza of Lard says:

    Up the workers – all unite.

  44. 44
    DonkeyDong says:

    Wallace! Go back to fiddling your expenses and flipping your houses before I set the dog on you.

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  46. 46
    Mr BumBum says:

    If you can’t stand the heat, get out of my arsehole.

  47. 47
    Dennis "Apple Mac" Shane says:

    Morning Star? Yes.

    Morning glory? No.

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  49. 49
    Tracey says:

    with love. I always think of you at this time of year, Prezza. Chippolatas and piggies in blankets.

  50. 50
    Nonce Sense says:

    The lead singer of Welsh rock band Lostprophets has been charged with conspiracy to r*pe a child under 13.

    Ian Watkins, 35, of Pontypridd, appeared before Cardiff magistrates facing a total of six charges relating to sexual offences against children.

    He faces a charge of conspiracy to engage in sexual activity with a child under 13 and four offences relating to possession and distribution of indecent images of children.

    He was remanded in custody.

  51. 51
    Tijuana Jack Dromey (Mrs) says:

    I look quite fetching in a pinny when I’m doing the cleaning…

  52. 52
    Green Bank says:

    and bottle banks

  53. 53
    Nonce Sense says:

  54. 54
    You don't sweat much for a fat lass says:

    She appears to have dodged a salad or two.

  55. 55
    Anonymous says:

    It could only happen under Cameron with the help of LD.

  56. 56
    query says:

    Is that a cocktail?

  57. 57
    HMMM says:

    Just worked it out, based on time posted but lapsed for moderation.

  58. 58
    Durrr.. says:

    Amazing. You start giving something away, such as food parcels worth £40, and people queue up! Who’d have thunked it?

  59. 59
    dtn says:


  60. 60
    Totty Lover says:


    I am “visibly shocked”

    Visually, I mean…

  61. 61
    Homo-sixual says:

    Do you understand why I wear Y Fronts now?

  62. 62
    Uncle Karl says:

    Communism faces the knockers (with apologies to old Private Eye headline gag)…

  63. 63
    Soup kitchen says:

    The Salvation army and many churches have always done this but they don’t shout from the rooftops about it.

    Supermarkets used to do it with end of shelf life goods until the elf n safety said they couldn’t.

  64. 64
    He who no longer posts says:

    The BBC is an organisational silo of organisational silos.

  65. 65
    gramma says:

    Anonymity of commentors can result in cruel comments here.
    Personally I regard her as a sweet little girl/ young lady. Perhaps a fraction overweight but then who is perfect these days. It’s just puppy fat.
    Am positive the negative remarks made by others point to them probably hiding wet dreams about the Eagle brothers.

  66. 66
    Anonymous says:

    Every year since Cameron became PM with the help of LD, number of people using food bank has doubled.

  67. 67
    Throbber says:

    Munt Munt Munt Munt

  68. 68
    Sally BerK-ow says:

    I use John’s arse as a gaslight in bed – my Kindle doesn’t have a backlight.

  69. 69
    Eton Rifle says:

    She looks the type of gel whose technique of noshing on a chaps old chap would be reminiscent of a dog eating hot chips, what?

  70. 70
    yeah, right... says:

    Free food? Kerrching. More cash to spend on cider and fags.

    Merry Christmas.

  71. 71
    Eton Rifle says:


  72. 72
    Glyn H says:

    Oh Come! Several spectacularly ill made female labour MP’s were in full evidence at PMQ’s earlier!

  73. 73
    Operation Crossbow says:

    Totty watch? I think not. Plenty of other female MPs (mostly Tory) that do qualify, although Lefty Stella Creasy would get my order order vote.

  74. 74
    Airey Belvoir says:

    How did he manage to commit sexual offences at a police station?

  75. 75
    Stalin says:

    We used to make a truck for transporting dissidents to the Gulag that looked like Swinson.

  76. 76
    The Final Curtain says:

    This is bloody marvellous…

    Two police officers were in this “guest house” when it was raided….FFFFS

    Truth is far stanger than fiction….

  77. 77
    A Rod in Hull says:

    With the blanket slightly pulled back?

  78. 78
    Stalin says:

    Ed Miliband is a natural choice for the leader of the Duma, under the EUSSR politiburo chief Barroso.

    Comrade Obama is ready to help Comrade Miliband in 2013.

  79. 79
    Baby Boomer says:

    Ah, the News Chronicle, sponsors of the Enterprise dinghy class and I-spy books. Let’s have the 1950s back please.

  80. 80
    Ho Ho Ho says:

    Looks like the type of girl who could eat an apple through a letterbox

  81. 81
    The Final Curtain says:


    Just an idea

    There are so many scandals running at the same time now

    I cannot keep up with them

    Can you please insert a list on the right of this page with a list of them and all the inquiries etc that are ongoing…?

    We could then zapp easily from one to the other…


  82. 82
    Lord 3 Shags says:

    Blow my silo I say…

  83. 83
    Common Sense says:

    She is a rough ride.

  84. 84
    Historian of our times says:

    I think his grandfather was probably already in the Duma which gave power to the Bolshevics…

  85. 85
    Nonce Watch says:

    Note: You need to have record sales in excess of 10 million to be platinum.

  86. 86
    Historian of our times says:

    ‘Cos you pissed off the modding machine

    It works by telepathy you see

    While Gwido prepares another large scale piss up…

  87. 87
    Jack says:

    How many silos does it take to make a real clusterfuckup?

  88. 88
    He who no longer posts says:

    Got to 18 minutes and had to give up. Far too creepy. I feel dirty and need to wash now.

  89. 89
    Sandra in Accounts says:

    Tim Yeo and The Labour Party unite to force green eco loon taxes and agenda.

    Yeo is shameless – but he knows that Cameron does not have the power to sack him

    Cameron is that weak.

    Vote UKIP

  90. 90
    Jack says:

    He went to Elm Guest House, just around the corner and joined the other p e d o policemen apparently…

  91. 91
    Anonymous says:

    Living in the past, like all socialists?

  92. 92
    Super Nonce Watch says:

    Check out what is coming up on Exaro News:

    Details + Link to Exaro:

    Looks big and ominous, perhaps without injunctions in place at present.

    This is all apparently connected to Operation Fairbanks, and in particular events connected with Elm Guest House in the 1980s.

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    ah! monika's moniker is a gonner says:

    Those who live by the pork sword…….

  94. 94
    Y. Knott says:

    And only on payday.

  95. 95
    Marine Le Pen says:

    I bet it took her a good 67 minutes to squeeze into that dress .

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    its even bleaker in sunderland this xmas with only one food bank says:

    If Lord MC has his way u wont even have gaslight

  97. 97
    Weightwatcher says:

    A couple of weeks with us, and we’d soon sort her out

  98. 98
    Hanukkas Bazzokas (A Greek Gentleman) says:

    Totty watch?
    Aye Totty as in a spud?
    She could pass for Mrs Potato head

  99. 99
    Del Boy says:

    Paying a foreigner £890k to write one letter a month with some lame excuse about economic targets being missed.

    I am sorry but some people are now taking the piss.

  100. 100
    Reimer says:

    Decent body but the head of a hound.

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    The savant10.4 highway patrol says:

    Bottle banks. ??

    That would be for the alkies right ??

  102. 102

    Very pretty young woman, that is, to be sure. If she crawled into my bed on a cold night, I’d not kick her out.

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    Reimer says:

    This lassy is possibly the blandest, insubstantial sub-orator I have seen in the ranks of sh1t sitting around the ‘Question Time’ panel – some achievement. Having her as your MP must feel deeply degrading, like working for a school debating society wannabe.

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    Nonce Watch says:

    You don’t have to be so blunt.

  105. 105

    She’s a very very prety young woman, so stop complaining and eat your GreeNazis.

  106. 106
    genghiz the kahn says:

    Not easy to find a BBC report into its own failings tucked away from prying eyes.

    Filed under McQuarrie Report – not obvious what it was about but a big expensive screw up by Al Beeb and the BoIJ or Toytown Investigation Unit.

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    The savant10.4 highway patrol says:

    What about the daily herald …..
    Oh no sorry

    That s still going

    It s now morphed. Into the. sun !!

    All right then .. What about the daily sketch and reveille

    And where did parade every 1950 s. young boys. Masturbatory aid get to ???

    Then of course the hotspur and the beazer. Are they still going ..

    And lastly we all know what became of the sunday pictorial …. It turned into the sunday mirror.

  108. 108
    Guardian reading lefty says:

    The morning star?
    I’d rather be seen reading the daily mail than that prol commie rag.

  109. 109
    Daily Mail Editor says:

    Very sensible. We already the most widely read Press site on the Earth.

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    Did you know she opposed Labour’s plans for “Identity Cards”? As Michael Caine would say:- “no a lot of people know that”….

    What a nice woman she is. Probably human after all…

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    The savant10.4 highway patrol says:

    Unlike your boat race of course janet

    Btw how are the new tooth implants coming along .

    Talk to esther…

    She s already had hers done and can pass on sone tips .

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    Labour...filth...just filth says:

    u need therapy

  113. 113

    Got a first at the LSE, so she’s a lot brighter than most centre-left people. It’s a “no-brainer”.

  114. 114
    UKIP - the way forward says:

    A pound to buy the Morning Star – the workers MUST be rich!

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    The savant10.4 highway patrol says:

    What s wrong with her teeth ??

    Nothing a tad of industrial underpinning would nt put right ….

    Ask esther ….

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    from the global HQ the prime mincer says:

    I’ll be dropping in…

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    Anonymous says:

    Its attitude like this that means we have the politicians we have.

    If you want politicians that care nothing about what you say, and are unable to identify with you, then keep up the good work.

    I for one, care more for what they do. I wish they were as ugly as possible, then they might do more and appear in public less.

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    The savant10.4 highway patrol says:

    Ever tried eating out a rancid haystack ??

  119. 119
    Hanukkas Bazzokas (A Greek Gentleman) says:

    But yeah so ‘nice’ she voted for VAT to up, uni fees, gayers, windmills…
    Maybe she it was considered ID cards pointless from the perspective of a potato-head being, after all, they can change their looks by removing their ears or turning their noses upside down.

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    Where did I leave my ration book? says:

    I used to read the Adventure and the Wizard every week. All gone to comic in sky land.

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    Sickboy says:

    I wouldnae touch her with yours.

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    confused.... says:

    with what we know now yes its creepy but when viewed in the round shows a strange man who did not see his own behaviour as anything but ok and had disciplined his public image and manner to thoroughly conceal his real actions.

    the thin line of underage girls in those days was evident even in this interview…when they were mentioned the audience
    giggled …indulging the innuendo…what is that ?

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    Anonymous says:

    It cannot be a silo, as these have externally operated unloading mechanisms.

    I would suggest the product has all spoiled and should be emptied completely, disinfected and restocked.

  124. 124
    Whip 'em up says:

    I’m coming to Guido’s bash tonight and I’m bringing my bike so can someone open the gate for me and make sure hes not a policeman doubling up as a witness with nephew doorman

  125. 125
    Hugh Seddit says:

    In W.Africa, munt meant something else.

  126. 126
    Whip 'em up says:

    hoo hoo how is going to have fun sorting the e mail saga out …a la michael crick’s report last night

  127. 127
    2nitz the nite says:

    hope someone will post from the pub tonight to keep us informed if guido buys the drinks and for whom !

  128. 128
    A casual observer. says:

    Kier starmer rules Muzzies can be insulted on Twitter/Facebook. Won’t be going first though.

  129. 129
    Anonymous says:

    Still going strong I’ll think you’ll find that Bob Crow is regular contributor. It’s really rather quaint in its Workerist way!
    If you want to see where Stalin’s Gold went however you need to look at the LibDem wank tank Unlocking Democracy that took over all the property portfolio of the CPGB went it went through its Democratic Left, New Politics Network and eventual merger with Charter 88 into the current Unlock Democracy. It’s got some awful aging LibDem youth activist called Facey running it. How Stalin would cry and then have him shot!

  130. 130
    Bill Payer says:

    Its not my apple that needs eating.

  131. 131
    Nonce Watch says:

    They who only get half way through miss the following classics:

    ‘Nobody wants to die young.’ : Veiled threat ? In context of the interview it was completely out of context.

    ‘I can resist everything but temptation.’ : No truer words said.

    The classic for the court of public opinion, at 6’50” :

    ‘Women know too much. I’m all for girls who don’t know too much.’

    Steve Perry though: Why did his death upset Savile so ? Curious.

    The Theroux doc where he and Savile are running round the country with a giant teddy bear is required viewing. This is humourous in a profoundly dark way.

  132. 132
    Bill Payer says:

    But gives great head.

  133. 133
    Guardian reading lefty says:

    Indeed I fancy Peter hitchens he is such hunk.
    I would love him to sodomise me.

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    its even bleaker in sunderland this xmas with only one food bank says:


  135. 135
    Covwire says:

    Love to have her up the Kremlin!!!

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    He who no longer posts says:

    I saw this man’s entire public career and I did not like him from day one. What we know now is what I knew then. I have mentioned before the articles in Sounds and Melody Maker which talked openly about it in the relatively early days. It is very difficult to talk rationally about it now as we are so much more judgmental in our approach. I will return to that in a moment.

    Musically I regarded him as championing sheer dross. Compared with John Peel, he was nowhere. I did listen to the end after my tea and I have to say that he gave away nothing except on how to prevaricate. That is the only way in which I could see that he had any intelligence of a knowledge, process or emotional level. His musical protégées contributed just as little in my opinion.

    Now onto the last area of difficulty. I have seen on these pages people criticise John Peel in the same way as he was alleged to have had a relationship with a girl who was 15 at the start of it. Legally, you cannot draw a bead between that and what Savile did. That is how the law stands and that is how it will appear in a court or in the press.

    But I see a whole chasm of difference between a mentally consensual relationship between the ones involved (even if debarred by law) and the sheer manipulation of underaged girls (and boys wasn’t it?) where, in order to appear on the show they had to play ball. That coercion to my mind is the real evil of this and has instructed many of my recent comments.

    I also understand that with the brainwashing that has gone on since those days, there will be plenty who do not see it that way. To them I would say, go to the States where the age of consent is 18. Is that really realistic? The more especially when the media sexualises everything for all children of any age to see. (Not to mention showing violence which is apparently OK for any age to witness.)

    Then go to Spain or any country where the legal age is lower. Do you see evidence of exploitation there? In the area of law, no subtlety of thought is allowed. I am not advocating breaking the law but such law does not reflect life in my very humble opinion. I await the flames for daring to express my thoughts.

  137. 137
    All Lefty's must die says:

    No they are dole scum we the hard working tax payers pay for it.

  138. 138
    Helen Keller says:

    Jo, I aaaam your mother…

  139. 139
    next says:

    fat neck?

  140. 140
    Geordieboy says:

    Is that someone with a hair lip trying to say c++t

  141. 141
    Lord Snooty says:

    Its not as if they are selling kidneys yet.

    Keep going lads.

    The cuts aren’t working if the victim is not bleeding.

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    Monica says:

    What Florence replied I am amazed that some people able to make $5375 in 1 month on the internet.Did you look at this web page

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    No, I don’t but I’d have her instead.

  144. 144

    Why would a girl need to do that then?

  145. 145

    Interesteing point. But you’d have to agree she’s reasonably pretty, so what’s she doing in the HoC?

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    Fahrenheit says:

    You are allowed to ridicule Islam (or any other religion) already under section 29J of the 06 Racial and Religious Hatred Act. There is a free speech clause which says:

    “Nothing in this Part shall be read or given effect in a way which prohibits or restricts discussion, criticism or expressions of antipathy, dislike, ridicule, insult or abuse of particular religions or the beliefs or practices of their adherents, or of any other belief system or the beliefs or practices of its adherents, or proselytising or urging adherents of a different religion or belief system to cease practising their religion or belief system.”

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    Ivan Agenda says:

    Unfortunately the LSE is not in the top international 100 in MBA’s.
    Spanish universities did somewhat better than the UK and they are in a real economic mess.

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    Pundit too too says:

    Don’t forget the Eagle with Dan Dare and the Mekon.

  149. 149
    Pundit too too says:

    Future Bessie Braddock?

  150. 150
    Big Momma says:

    Obviously he didn’t like Hamlets.
    Interesting to watch and listen to the handwringing Beeboids try to explain their total managerial failure while leaving the head news honch Helen Boaden still in place.

  151. 151
    Strictly done Dancing. says:

    We are in negotiations with our Sally as we believe she has some legal and financial problems.

  152. 152
    Hanukkas Bazzokas (A Greek Gentleman) says:

    If you were her age or younger, you wouldn’t say that.
    As we get older, were do the ugly younger women disappear to?

  153. 153
    Pitchfork. says:

    South Africa too.

  154. 154
    A pint of fine ale, barman, I'm on the lash tonight says:

    First at LSE? Who cares! Nice to see a jacket on a lady straining, almost popping it’s buttons.

  155. 155
    A pint of fine ale, barman, I'm on the lash tonight says:

    Morning Star is my kind of paper…

    Is it yours? Yes/da/Да?

  156. 156
  157. 157
    Golly says:

    What fucking Workers ?

  158. 158
    Arse bandit of old England! says:

    Yes… If she fell over forwards certainly a padded landing and lots of rolling around till she found the centre of gravity and could start getting up….

  159. 159
    Arse bandit of old England! says:

    Because that’s the way the postman delivers his seed!

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    ed balls is an arse says:

    You are a very sick man…….

  161. 161
    Rush-is-Right says:

    Nice tits. Definitely a paper bag job though.

  162. 162
    Can I help you cuntstable? says:

    from behind son, from behind.

  163. 163
    Alex says:

    Totty watch? Seriously Guido? I wouldn’t touch her with Nick Clegg’s!

  164. 164
    Seen it says:

    Glorious Arse. Well, it used to be a decade ago, anyway.

  165. 165
    Archie says:

    Don’t tell me that they’re handing out air-conditioning duct elbows to the needy nowadays?

  166. 166
    Archie says:

    AND Digby, AND Sir Hubert Guest, AND those fantastic cutaway drawings in the centre-fold!

  167. 167
    Archie says:

    You should talk you glottal-stopped, Bill Deedsh imitating slag!

  168. 168
    Archie says:

    Sailors from the “Aurora”, to boot!

  169. 169
    Archie says:

    Spot-on! Try and find an eighteen-year old virgin in North America who’s not Hispanic!

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