December 18th, 2012

Nick Brown’s Godless, But Rather Funny, Christmas Card


  1. 1
    Time 2 CTRL, ALT & DEL says:

    Very God …sorry good

  2. 2
    Bag of Shite says:

    Cor what a scorcher!

  3. 3
    Jay says:

    Instant depression in card form!

  4. 4
    A pathetic, meddling old bag in Edinburgh says:

    Who is it.

  5. 5
    sproggingforbenefits says:

    Which unpaid intern did that?

  6. 6
    We'll See says:

    Why do Christmas cards have to be godly? You big pansy Guido.

  7. 7
    Observer says:

    That was supposed to be funny!!!!

  8. 8
    Elf says:

    Rudolph ate my carrot

  9. 9
    The savant10.4 highway patrol says:

    Is the foto supposed to be of nick brown….

    Or cameron…..

    Or. God…

    Or are they all three as one in the. Holy. Trinity ???

  10. 10
    T.B£iar - the People's Messiah says:

    I am your only hope.

  11. 11
    Raving Loon says:

    We don’t blame immigrants, we blame the welfare policy and the government’s refusal to defend the borders.

  12. 12
    Call me Dave says:

    Buy this. All proceeds go to Gayers

  13. 13
    Hank the Cat says:

    When you think that the plod cannot get any worse.

    “Police officers lose box of bullets after driving off with it on roof of patrol car”

  14. 14
    THE QUEEN says:

    Queen Hello “Someone !”(After Camoron forgot to introduce the chancellor )
    “I saw all the gold bars , but unfortunately i believe we don’t own them ?”
    Gideon : We still have some left

    Now i wonder who that was aimed at ?

  15. 15
    David Cameron was my fag at Eton says:

    David Cameron was the best fag I had for warming up the toilet seat before I sat on it to do my business.

  16. 16
    The Public says:

    We blame Blair

  17. 17
    Joss Taskin says:

    Nick Brown ? Wasn’t he that weird bloke who ‘worked’ with Tom Fatson and the other losers on Gormless Gordon’s ‘Brown Ops’ team ?

  18. 18
    Lord haw hoe says:

    Is that you Mitchell?

  19. 19
    Guardian reading lefty says:

    If it wasn’t for mass immigration I wouldn’t have a Somali houseboy to service me sexually.

  20. 20
    Cristobel Bryant says:

    The best fag I had was in the HoC toilet

  21. 21
    Dan Saffend says:


  22. 22
    Hank the Cat says:

    You need a lot of protien to be a gayer

  23. 23
    Guardian reading lefty says:

    Yes remember me?
    We were rugger buggers in the lower sixth at Eton.

  24. 24
    Lord haw hoe says:

    Is that you Oik?

  25. 25
    US Watch says:

    Looks like a shameful parody of the Obama ‘hope’ poster.

    Zero points for originality. Adding the tabloid header quite amusing.

  26. 26
    Guardian reading lefty says:

    Yes it is, we to sleep together to keep warm in the winter at Eton.

  27. 27
    its bleak in sunderland says:

    It is pretty rich of Nick Brown to send this card given he was Jonahs chief cheerleader and arse licker,just a note did anyone see the piece on Breakfest news this am from Rotherham thieving is out of control in their shops clearly taken a leaf out of their former MPS modus operendi,by the way when are the CPS going to lay charges against Mc Shame or is it another case of one law for them and one for the rest of us.

  28. 28
    New Labour Immigration Policy aimed to rub the noses of the "right" in it !!! says:

  29. 29
    UK Citizen says:

    And immigrants.

  30. 30
    A strong argument for gun ownership in the UK says:


  31. 31
    Fact Hunt says:

    Labour politician surname Brown. I’d keep my head down Nicholarse. Bang, bang, oops sorry guv, mistaken identity innit.

  32. 32
    its bleak in sunderland says:

    Was his name Nick Brown?

  33. 33
    its bleak in sunderland says:

    Ive heard hes partial to meat!

  34. 34
    CHRIST ON A BIKE! says:

    So replacing DC with Militwat and The Sun logo with the BBC logo, and you’d have a very amusing card also!

  35. 35
    Anonymous says:

    who is telling the truth.
    do we own any?
    do we own some?

  36. 36
    My hubby used to play conkers for Lancs, doncha know says:

    very communist Russia/USSR/CCCP.

  37. 37
    HenryV says:

    Ewww! But I bet that has happened/is happening.

  38. 38
    Mark Oaten says:

    Where can I get one of them from?

  39. 39
    Chukas yamoney says:

    Who’s Nick Brown. Oh, him of foot and mouth fame !

  40. 40
    genghiz the kahn says:

    Cam we fix it, No we cam’t.

  41. 41
    Paul says:

    Excuse me, an MP whose party is led by Ed Miliband is taking the p*** out of Cameron? After all, there are no pics of Miliband looking a complete berk

  42. 42
    Guardian reading lefty says:

    Try Dover harbour.

  43. 43
    Monica says:

    What Florence replied I am amazed that some people able to make $5375 in 1 month on the internet.Did you look at this web page

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