December 17th, 2012

The Godless Daily Politics Christmas Card


Not the first time I’ve seen Giles with a red nose…


  1. 1
    A psychiatrist says:

    Take it down – it will do irreparable damage to childrens’ psyches.

  2. 2
    Bovis Barrat says:

    Beards. Hmm…interesting…

  3. 3
    All good people believe in god, don't they says:

    • 24
      jay says:

      Don’t blame God for catholicism, they’ve more to do with the other guy…
      More paganism/Lucifer than God. The Pope or a priest is God on Earth…
      Changed the Commandments to allow it to have creepy, bleeding idols etc
      Mary in the Catholic Religion is more Isis.
      Blair’s a bead rattler, says it all.

      • 34

        How many times do you have to be told – there is NO GOD, for God’s sake!

        • 77
          CarryHole is a Utter Hunt says:

          He’s an economic creationist…

        • 85
          I Remember You Hoo says:

          Prove it.

          • The burden of proof is on those who proclaim there is a god says:

            Prove there is no cosmic overlord called *44F++@ a who rules the universe with his mighty ~~???.

            It’s ok. I can wait.

          • Hanukkas Bazzokas (A Greek Gentleman) says:

            You believe in many theories of science that will never be proved

        • 86
          British Bullshite Company says:

          Elvis Presley and Georgie Best would argue with you on that, if they were still around.

        • 88
          Ja de Je an says:

          Dawkins is, I suggest, nobly motivated in his challenge to endemic irrationality in our culture, but wrong to endorse atheism. The problem is that cognitive ability is Gaussian distributed, and some people just can’t grasp some things, so are trapped in thinking like children. It is abusive and cruel to demand they behave otherwise as it is the way they are programmed. Dawkins should know that, but he clearly doesn’t.

          Most people who talk about ‘God’ don’t think of this as a supernatural entity. I’d like to suggest that those who are committed atheists might change their arrogant disposition if they substituted ‘omniscience’ for God, as the reality is that human knowledge is an un-ending quest which should bring home to people like Richard Dawkins how cognitively fallible/limited we all are. That’s the real function that God serves, i.e. to protect us against narcissism. In the case of Dawkins, this has dismally failed.

          • No – Dawkins has adequately and comprehensively argued exactly that point.

            The fact remains that we atheists are constantly being told we have to prove there is no God. But I prefer to take it on faith.

          • CarryHole is a Utter Hunt says:

            “Dawkins … challenge to endemic irrationality in our culture,”

            Ha, he’s got his own endemic irrationality spread wide throughout the academic leech sector.

          • Theologian says:

            If the ‘atheists’ are open to the notion of an omniscient entity rather than a divine deity then they are really agnostic. Most are likely agnostic, but mistake themselves for being atheist.

            True atheism is a very empty existence.

          • VoteUkip says:

            “True atheism is a very empty existence”.

            As empty as non-belief in fairies, visiting extra-terrestrials and ghosts.

          • Dawkins is a dude says:

            Atheism is a lack of belief, not a belief in an opposite.

            0/10 must do better.

        • 97
          Rat's arse says:

          That’s why it’s called FAITH Mr Dawkhead.

          If you did my job, you might have a change of mind, and NO, I am not a Priest, Vicar, Rabbi or hitman Iman!

      • 134
        Good King Hal says:

        Quite right old boy. But I helped my nation to escape. Even if my immediate motive was a little selfish.

      • 229
        Anonymous says:

        awareness and fairness and being human matters.

        is everything else a means.

    • 178
      British Bullshite Company says:

      WWII was child’s play for the Pope,

    • 258
      Gloop says:

      Godwin’s Law.. @3

  4. 4
    The BBC are cunts says:

    We’re all expecting a bumper pay rise for 2012.

  5. 6
    Seb says:

    Is Sebastian Coe a Labour party member? Just wondering, because he was given a special recognition award on the BBC’s Sports Personality show last night.

  6. 7
    dole dodger says:

    Tried to watch a bit of this crap today ,but my blood pressure was starting to go too high, how dare they tell Americans how to run their country and what laws they should have regarding guns, it’s up the the Americans, not some left wing rubbish reporters on a so called British public broadcasting company;

    • 37
      Pamela Bordes says:

      Andrew Neil’s tweets on the subject are somewhat shameful as well.

      Opinion is one thing, but questioning if Newtown is a test for Obama ? Only in so much as it is a test of the Dems ability to irritate the people, and he misses the point that the programme for armed guards in all schools was cancelled by the DoJ in 2005.

      • 262
        Anonymous says:

        now that we have Boris Johnson as a flopper, are our eyes going to turn to andrew neil.

        ppl are fundamentally ok… issue is provocations and pressures.. those provocations and pressures can be turned on anyone. until we master our emotions and spirituality, until we have faith…

    • 71
      The Golem says:

      I turned it off too. I suppose the successful socialist domination of public administration and the msm throughout Europe and, sadly, the UK, has made lefty mouthpieces very presumptious. Insolence is the order of the day.

    • 92
      Anonymous says:

      In this case, to look at guns, is to fail to understand the cause. This person killed children. Children that could in no way have been an enemy of any description.

      It seems the person trained daily in computer simulations to kill. It must be now time to look at how the desensitization and conditioning of this person led to the ability to even point any weapon at a child.

      It also shows that stupidity of the idea of recording internet communication and email addresses. Within these games there are communication channels that are totally unmonitored and deeply disturbing as the reality and fantasy are confused.

      But guns are easy challenged by intellectually challenged reporters. I always felt safer in the years we were in the US than ever in the UK.

      • 118
        CarryHole is a Utter Hunt says:

        The problem is simple…

        How many people do you lock away who might in future become violent nutcases before they commit crimes.

        Prohibition of the general population will never solve that problem whether it be guns or Games and it’s the problem that needs solving.

        • 192
          Anonymous says:

          Who said lock anyone up?

          The point is that everyone in society should engage within the society and therefore should be moderated by the the collective mentality.

          An extreme person in a normal society is nothing compared to an extremist outside of society. We can not afford to ignore people and let them create another world that is incompatible with the current behaviours and values. It was not the gun that killed the children, it was a product of a society.

          I met a man many years ago who ended up stranded in a village far from home. He did all he could, but every wrong, and incident, in the village was blamed on the him as the outsider. Until one day the mayor went down to the camper van and had a cup of tea with the man. He gave him a job rebuilding the wall in the centre of the village which forced the businesses had to talk to him and soon he was integrated into their life. That man became quite wealthy and paid back the social debt.

          It does not take much to make someone feel they belong. However, society today is just too selfish to care. Everyone has a right and it is never anyone’s job to fix an injustice. It is time that changed. To make the change we need to stop voting for the people that destroy our society to facilitate their own rewards.

  7. 8
    Sarah says:

    Gordon is in a terrible state at the moment. He is so moody and irritable, also locked himself in the toilet last night, chuntering away to himself for 2 hours.
    We had a heart to heart this morning, he finally broke down and opened up to me. All this just because he has not been invited to switch the Christmas Lights on in Kelty this year.

  8. 11
    Jimmy says:

    I believe it’s in Brillo’s contract that he can’t be exposed to any religious symbol. Also off limits are garlic and natural daylight.

    • 57
      Anonymous says:

      says the bloodsucking leeching parasite.

      • 67
        Religion is for simple people says:

        Praise jesus/allah/hashem/shiva/kronos

        • 81
          CarryHole is a Utter Hunt says:

          The only trouble is that when people stop believing in Sky Pixies they do tend to have a need to believe something else ridiculous, like Marxism or Gaiaism.

          • Jimmy says:

            Or the Laffer Curve

          • CarryHole is a Utter Hunt says:

            Laffer Curve that’s proved by Gerard Depardieu?

          • Jimmy says:

            Another rightie Shibboleth of course being that the plural of anecdote is data.

          • sockpuppet #4 says:

            Gerard Depardieu just proves he’s not got the sense to employ the right sort of accountant and hide his cash in switzerland.

            That’s why those ministers are calling him pathetic. Schoolboy error.

          • CarryHole is a Utter Hunt says:

            How about the Head of LVMH fleeing the tax?

            2 data points now.

            I assume you can work out that 75% of zero is Zero.

          • Jimmy says:

            Indeed I can. It means you could reduce your posts by 25% with no loss to anyone.

          • CarryHole is a Utter Hunt says:

            Why? Are you going to concede that the Laffer effect is real?

            If you say 25% less economic ignorance, I can reply 25% less.

          • I am an analyst, I am an antichryst (apologies to Lydon et al) says:

            You’re waisting your time with Jimmy, he’s not a data kind of guy. If he was, he would not be a socialist.

          • I am an analyst, I am an antichryst (apologies to Lydon et al) says:

            wasting, you dig?

  9. 12
    Hadrian (Emp.) says:

    Brillo`s ever changing hairline is like the tide. Pity about the face.

    • 64
      A GILF says:

      Have you ever seen Wayne Rooney and Brillo in the same room at the same time….no, I didn’t think so either.

  10. 13
    Jo Coburn Appreciation Society says:

    even with that beard, those lips are to die for (sigh)

  11. 14
    Gordon Brown says:

    I saved the world in 7 days

  12. 18
    Moussa Koussa Mark 3 says:

    Guido’s hypocrisy again.

    Is calling everyone you meet a c*u*nt also quite godless.

    • 47

      Moussa, you are living proof that everybody is put on earth for a reason – yours being as a dreadful example for what a life of constant, frantic masterbation and mind altering drugs can do to someone of already limited mental capacity.



  13. 19
    Moussa Koussa Mark 3 says:

    I see the queen is to attend cabinet.

    Newsflash … No one other than the Daily Mail and Express gives a sh*it.

    • 23
      dole dodger says:

      Queen or Queens hard to tell these days.

    • 26
      Anonymous says:

      Feck off MKM3. Are you a ‘queen’ by any chance?

    • 29
      Marmite says:

      Did you EVER go to school Moussa? If so, you will know that……. …. sod it, you just aint worth replying to, so I will, from now on, treat you with the utter contempt you deserve!

    • 30
      Engineer says:

      You’re wrong.

      This is a behind-closed-doors meeting. The first real handbag in Cabinet for twenty-two years (HMQ gave the BoE staff a hard time a few days ago, remember). They’ll all be very polite afterwards, but just look for the concealed bruises.

    • 79
      Bluto says:

      69% of the public approve of the Monarchy so another presumptive socialist LIE.

      When will nasty little socialist shits understand that they only articulate their own opinions not the public’s?

      • 244
        The savant10.4 highway patrol says:

        Will she be bringing the Enforcer with her ??

        Or as it s coming up to christmas has he already been booked in for his bi yearly bout of urinary infection??

    • 84
      CarryHole is a Utter Hunt says:

      Brown and Blair always let Manglebum attend.

  14. 21
    genghiz the kahn says:

    9 mm treatment, fire at will.

  15. 27
    I need a slash... says:

    Yahoo current headline:

    ‘Waiting until you get home is not an option’

    Councils have slashed funding for public conveniences in the past two years by some £10.4 million

  16. 36
    Hank the Cat says:

    “But if public loos are closed down where will I meet new boyfriends” says Mousey Khoussa

  17. 41
    Popeye says:

    Why have you put this bunch of pseudo intellectual lefties on my screen?

  18. 45
    Pathetic says:

    Like the show, it is pathetic.

  19. 52
    Diane Abbott says:


  20. 54
    Now Tory perverts have a new excuse they can deploy when caught shafting a mistress/hooker/rentboy says:

    A 42-year-old actor has been found guilty of raping a 15-year-old girl at a house party after getting her drunk on cocktails. Simon Morris, who has appeared in the TV series Hollyoaks, claimed he did not know he was having sex as he has a “sexsomnia” sleep disorder.

  21. 68
    Buffoon Boris says:


    As you know, I am your one and only Lord High Mayor of London

    I am giving you a scoop

    I have applied today to the World Wildlife Fund (WWF to the boys)

    ‘Cos I now form part of the Ethnic Minority of London

    And, as an English Etonian, I deserve a special grant from the WWF as unsubsidised species on the way to extinction..

    But before I go, I want you to know that, as an asnwer to Lord Mandelson of Ethics fame, I will be known as Lord Boris of Ethnics…in the Upper House (you know the rest).. Thank you for another 10 minutes of illusory fame…

  22. 69
    Not Hairy Cole says:

    Has Jo Coburn used hair bleacher instead of hair remover?

  23. 72
    Prick Clogg says:

    You must admit I’ve got a special talent. I’ve managed to piss off virtually every section of the electorate and destroy my party. That takes some doing.

  24. 74
    British Bullshite Company says:

    look into my eyes, the eyes, not around the eyes, into the eyes

    • 195
      Tinfoil hat watch says:

      You make an assertion on this video that The BBC continually lie to us on a daily basis day in day out. Could you please furnish us with details of these “lies” since your video doesnt actually specify what they are other than mention one which a Politician made. Thank you.

      Its Turn OFF actually.

      • 254
        It's the lizards I tell you ! says:

        Actually the irony is the lie which this video does highlight is the one about WMD which was contested at the time by errrr The BBC . A truly stupid video.

        • 282
          Larry Bottler and his Deathly Shallows says:


          • Larry Bottler and his Deathly Shallows says:

            and noooo, we don’t call them Dai the Gay in Cymru – we call him Dai the Shopkeeper, for ladies fashions, or something, something more original, from gay Parii, just in Mrs Williams, and they are lush fashions,

      • 271
        Vehaf Vays... says:

        It’s also “you’re” not “your”. Obviyusly prodewsed by a victim of Laber edukashyun polycies.

      • 280
        Larry Bottler and his Deathly Shallows says:

        argghh bollocks, that wot bot again, think I knew what did it,

  25. 83
    Moussa Koussa Mark 3 says:

    Yet another of Dave’s chums looking at a jail term.

    Today – Oxford tosspot Richard Sumner guilty of illegal fox hunting, will be sentenced next week ……shhhhhhhhh

    • 90
      CarryHole is a Utter Hunt says:

      Labour love vermin.

    • 93
      Charlie and Rebekah of Heythrop Hunt Balls says:

      Oh dear

      Another member of the Set going down?

      For foxhunting of all things

      Does ha hack with his horse? Or blag, or extort, defame or threaten like a good member of the Set as well?

      Are you sure Dave is not being put down with him?

      With our horse?

    • 249
      Engineer says:

      RSPCA spent £327,000 bringing the prosecution. Good use of charity donors’ money?

  26. 95

    Don’t worry your little self Mousey – no one cares what you say, because you are like an annoying dripping tap – wet, persistent in the one noise, and easy to ignor ……

    • 103
      Silent Bob's drinking buddy says:

      Just nods head in agreement with a silly smile.

    • 110
      Moussa Koussa Mark 3 says:

      You are just like Richard Sumner…arrogant to the core.

      Did he not know that fox hunting was illegal……LOL. but still this floppy haired fop f*uck who thinks he can do what he likes, because of his privileged upbringing and connections

  27. 96
    WTF? says:

    I thought this site had a libertarian outlook? Why all the fuss about whether greetings cards have an image of an imaginary deity?

    • 105
      Engineer says:

      The festival is called CHRISTmas. The clue is in the name.

    • 107
      Card Watch says:

      I think the concern is more about traditional English cultural imagery than directly religion. Most of the English cultural trappings though are religious.

      Why FFS one of these couldn’t feature a robin and some holly, or even a reindeer and a tree is beyond me. This one seems to imply that Neil is Guido with a red hat.

      • 120
        WTF? says:

        Well Engineer won’t agree with you – both robins and holly are traditional and pagan

        • 133
          Card Watch says:

          True, but the red breast of the robin and the berries of the holly do symbolize blood of Christ, and are positive symbols.

          A nativity scene would be best, but not with the people pictured playing bit parts.

          • CofE clergyman says:

            We thought of the red breast idea many centuries later. Neat, isn’t it!?

          • WTF? says:

            sure, as does Father Christmas’ red coat. Thanks to the miracle of the Coca-Cola marketing department, that also symbolises the death of Christ which is why we use it to celbrate his birth.

          • Card Watch says:

            Works for me. Fused together English pagan symbols with the Christian very well for a nice Christmassy feel. I do draw the line at cards which feature the candle.

          • Card Watch says:

            WTF: Please note I did not mention Santa anywhere :-)

            To you point, nativity is good, as are wise men trekking towards Bethlehem. (Obviously wise men not appropriate for political cards… ahem)

            Merry Christmas to you though.

          • Parry Hotter says:

            Santa Claus in Red and white predates Coca Cola.

          • More myths exposed says:

            Actually the Biblical account states that the Magi ( makes no mention of their number) did not visit the infant at the stable but some time later. This occured possibly up until 2 years after his birth since Herod after speaking with them orders the killing of all infants up to the age of 2.

        • 199
          WTF? says:

          well you did mention reindeer – are they allowed but not Santa?

    • 108
      Tory HQ says:

      That’s right…we prefer fairies on our greetings cards

    • 147
      Raving Loon says:

      Libertarian? Don’t be silly.

  28. 98
    The blindingly obvious says:

    Dave is not a very good judge of character, is he.

    • 114
      Will the groom please stick his penis up the groom says:

      He’s a very good judge oa how to fuck the party faithful and activists right off.

    • 123
      dole dodger says:

      He’s spouting off now in the House of Corruption, some friends he has, no wonder he is rubbish, fancy befriending people from that place.

  29. 113
    Conspiracy Watch says:

    Both Aurora and Sandy Hook were referenced in the Dark Knight. Odd that.

    • 119
      Please let there be a God says:

      Fuck me!….I’m praying it referenced the HoCs

    • 265
      Anonymous says:

      The “Hunger Games” trilogy is a series of books about a dystopian future in which children are forced to kill each other.

      The author lives in Sandy Hook.

  30. 121
    Nom Dom Nom 2 says:

    Is it a quiz?

    Go on then I’ll have a go.

    They are all Xmas cards apart from Millibands which was actually a poster for the new Nick Park movie?

  31. 122
    Matthew Robinson says:

    Oh, come on Guido.

    You can’t post a link to the Daily Mail about Huhne’s prosecution being dropped that doesn’t lead anywhere – then mysteriously vanishes from your page.

    Then no further reference whatsoever.

    What’s going on? Surely you haven’t been gagged by Leveson …

  32. 125
    Essay topic says:

    Why are wingnuts paranoid loons?

    Diversity says:
    December 15, 2012 at 12:11 pm

    If the BBC has any say in it then the half cast sporting lady will win.

    It went to Bradley Wiggins.

    Biased Buggerers Charter says:
    December 15, 2012 at 1:15 pm

    No chance a white hetero man will win if up against a bl*ck im*igrant and a female mixed r*ce “poster girl”. Now if Wiggins was gay…he would possibly stand a chance.

    It went to Bradley Wiggins.

    Bollocks to Getting a Pseudonym says:
    December 15, 2012 at 8:42 pm

    No problemo. The BBC will allow any nationality to win, as long as it isn’t English. Not that the BBC are x*nphobes, of course.

    It went to Bradley Wiggins.

    Bl*ck n White says:
    December 15, 2012 at 3:25 pm

    Have you taken leave of your senses Gweedo? Wiggo rides for Sky, the BBC would never make a person who works for the dark side a winner, they even made Wiggo the bull lose in the Archers’ cattle show.

    It went to Bradley Wiggins.

    nellnewman says:
    December 15, 2012 at 5:00 pm

    Oh wait a minute I hadnlt read that properly – it’s a BBC Award!! Not going to be a very balanced affair in that case! +++yawn+++ I don’t watch the beeb!

    It went to Bradley Wiggins.

    I don’t want to share the same air as the Edinburgh Labour voting dogshit says:
    December 15, 2012 at 5:34 pm

    If its the BBC it will be fixed. The winner has been decided by arseholes at the BBC. Corrupt.

    It went to Bradley Wiggins.

    The Brown Rat says:
    December 15, 2012 at 6:04 pm

    BBC fiddles the outcome.

    It went to Bradley Wiggins.

  33. 127
    Moussa Koussa Mark 3 says:

    Warsi ( Minister ) and Boris have been out a lot this week.

    But the cat seems to have Guidos tongue….LOL

  34. 128
    Essay topic says:

    Why are righties paranoid loons?

    Diversity says:
    December 15, 2012 at 12:11 pm

    If the BBC has any say in it then the half cast sporting lady will win.

    It went to Bradley Wiggins.

    Biased Buggerers Charter says:
    December 15, 2012 at 1:15 pm

    No chance a w*ite h*tero man will win if up against a bl*ck i*migrant and a female mixed r*ce “poster girl”. Now if Wiggins was gay…he would possibly stand a chance.

    It went to Bradley Wiggins.

    Bollocks to Getting a Pseudonym says:
    December 15, 2012 at 8:42 pm

    No problemo. The BBC will allow any nationality to win, as long as it isn’t English. Not that the BBC are x*nphobes, of course.

    It went to Bradley Wiggins.

    Bl*ck n W*ite says:
    December 15, 2012 at 3:25 pm

    Have you taken leave of your senses G*eedo? Wiggo rides for Sky, the BBC would never make a person who works for the d*rk side a winner, they even made Wiggo the bull lose in the Archers’ cattle show.

    It went to Bradley Wiggins.

    nellnewman says:
    December 15, 2012 at 5:00 pm

    Oh wait a minute I hadnlt read that properly – it’s a BBC Award!! Not going to be a very balanced affair in that case! +++yawn+++ I don’t watch the beeb!

    It went to Bradley Wiggins.

    I don’t want to share the same air as the Edinburgh Labour voting dogshit says:
    December 15, 2012 at 5:34 pm

    If its the BBC it will be f*xed. The winner has been decided by arseholes at the BBC. Corrupt.

    It went to Bradley Wiggins.

    The Brown Rat says:
    December 15, 2012 at 6:04 pm

    BBC f*ddles the outcome.

    It went to Bradley Wiggins.

    • 135
      Ja de Je an says:

      You are the embodiment of the useful idiot.

      • 136
        Essay topic says:

        Truth hurts.

        • 144
          Reasoned Judgement says:

          The exception which makes the rule ?

          • Essay topic says:

            Exceptions cannot exist within the clearly delineated framework of absolute certainty which is what the above posts are in.

          • Reasoned Judgement says:

            I did mean looking along the broader narrative which has been played out the past few years. Was not disagreeing with your point per se (see below)

            Have been wondering about certain sports events (not the Olympics) though along a similar line for some time, particularly European ones. Best not to speculate publicly otherwise you end up looking a right tit, which is totally to your point.

          • Essay topic says:

            Cheers. Reassuring to see there are some sane people here.

        • 154
          Frank's son says:

          Credit where it is due. Essay topic is simply highlighting the fact that many on here were wrong about SPOTY. Yes, we know the BBC is biased and have a right to express our concerns about it. However, when folk commenting on here are seen to be wrong, then fair play if someone shoves it down your throats!

        • 164
          Reasoned Judgement says:

          Agreed – FS / ET.

          Didn’t speculate myself here, but was still surprised at the result when announced. Am not paranoid though, just don’t think W has that much personality.

    • 139
      Oh dear what can the matter be, the man of hate is stuck in the lavatory says:

      The joy with you left wing nut cases is the fact that you can easily be manipulated, you sheer hate for the right clouds your judgement in everything you do, people hoped Bradly Wiggins would win, he did , you didn’t, people from the right have their own opinions, they used them, you lot were to busy being in hate mode to see what you were doing.

      • 146
        Essay topic says:

        No, diddums, this wasn’t opinion, it was 100% certainty the result would be fixed. There there. Drink your cocoa before it gets cold. I know you’re embarrassed that your bonkers hysteria has been exposed but it’s ok, all will be well.

        • 158
          Oh dear what can the matter be, the man of hate is stuck in the lavatory says:

          It went to Bradley Wiggins, how upsetting for you, your left wing hate shows, doesn’t it TwAT.

          • Essay topic says:

            No, chuckles. It’s the fact that you and your nutty pals were absolutely certain the evil bbc would rig the entire outcome. I know it hurts to see your psychotic ramblings re-posted in light of the actual result, but that’s the first step to getting you help.

        • 166
          Engineer says:

          I’ve no wish to rain on your parade, but if you check this blog’s archive for Saturday 15th December 2012 you will find that our host placed a bet that Wiggins would be SPOTY.

          Sorry to undermine your argument.

        • 170
          Engineer says:

          If you check this blog’s archive for Saturday 15th December 2012, you will find that our host was so confident that Wiggins would be SPOTY that he put his pennies on it.

          Sorry to undermine your argument with facts, but that’s the way of the world…

    • 153
      British Bullshite Company says:

      The queen has snuffed it – god save King Wiggo…

      • 193
        N. Normous Hanukkas Bazzokas says:

        Whaaal awards for:
        hitting a ball with a piece of wood fixed with cow innards, running around in circles the fastest, using 30 sticks to make a ball go down a hole, kick an air filled sack of leather, squashing your ginger nuts on a plastic ledge while self propelling yourself faster than a Frenchman…….

        • 222
          British Bullshite Company says:

          Try cricket – it is full of silly points and third legs, slips and shined red balls, boxed testicles and drives under the covers, and of course Geoffrey Boycott.

        • 225
          British Bullshite Company says:

          Try cricket.

        • 226
          British Bullshite Company says:

          Try cricket.

          • Hanukkas Bazzokas (A Greek Gentleman) says:

            Cricket is already too ludicrous for denigration

          • aaaarrrzzzaatt? says:

            yes… the one who was out goes in and the next one in goes out. All very confusing for foreign johnnies.

          • Larry Bottler and his Deathly Shallows says:

            Rugger is a fascinating sport – sticking your heads up fellow man’s arses, in their scrums, the main player being called a fly-half down, from the scrum-half, who doesn’t stick his head up fellow man’s buttocks, if he can help it. And the flankers, who look after the fly-half, in all ways. And let us not forget the number eight, from Port Meirion, but he not allowed to talk about that…

            And don’t start asking me about those faggots on the wings, next to the touchline, showing their arses to the crowds, who generally tend to be men, looking and getting excited.

          • Larry Bottler and his Deathly Shallows says:

            linky – I wasn’t here, RIGHT!


    • 215
      Anonymous says:

      One event does not prove a pattern. I think the BBC have had enough proven patterns to be condemned for a lifetime.

      If however you are somehow showing that the BBC has mended their ways I await the pattern to emerge that reflects this new approach. We should all be optimistic but continue to remember the level from which the BBC rise, and keep holding them to account.

      • 224
        Essay topic says:

        No dice. The comments were categoric. The issue wasn’t of content bias but of rigging the result.

        • 239
          Anonymous says:

          But the BBC did rig results. They were caught. These comments reflected the extrapolation of the known past issues. The BBC have a long track record to correct. It will take time.

          But with supporters like you it will take even longer to forget. Please give them a chance.

        • 241
          Anonymous says:

          Interesting that your reply actually admits to “content bias”!

    • 218
      CarryHole is a Utter Hunt says:

      Was it put to a vote rather than a BBC committee?

      • 227
        Essay topic says:

        It’s always put to a vote and the commenters were certain the bbc would fix the public vote.

        However, one award was decided by committee, and that was the lifetime achievement award to Sebastian Coe, Conservative peer.

  35. 140
    Left wing retarded Fuckwit says:

    whom is the “female beard” on the right

  36. 149
    King Tvrd of Shit Mountain says:

    They are all pervs and parasites at the BBC. I despise the BBC.

  37. 151
    Fact Hunt says:

    Barry O Bummer wants to take on the NRA. Black democrat v white republicans with guns.

    Where were you the day……………….

    • 167
      British Bullshite Company says:

      Answer me this one then, that has had me puzzled for a long while now – why is it that it is always republican crazzies that shoot school kiddies? Baffles me it does…

    • 168
      I'll drink to that says:

      when Thatcher died? On my way to a pub to celebrate after hearing about it.

  38. 162
    Why is Assange still hiding in that foreign embassy says:

    Where is Farange’s Chrissie card ?

    He is going to be our next PM and as far as I can make out he is next to fucking useless.

    Ask him straigh where he stands on Scotland staying in Europe Child Benefits free schools and the marriage of homosexuals and lesbians the guy just blanks you.

    He and his keep it up party are a load of second raters who could not organise a charter flight and weekend away in a Ukrainian brothel.

    God alone knows how much his participation in that fucking European Parliament is costing us.

    I feel cheated and short changed.

    Ukip seem to operate without a complaints department.

    • 175
      dole dodger says:

      What’s even worse, Ed and Dave were in agreement about the the EUSSR in the house of corrution today, so now we have no chance, still when Libor get in we won’t notice the change in 2015, we were getting crapped on for 12 years and now this last 3 years so I suppose we won’t care.

    • 176
      Somewhat Odd says:

      They had some posted up on the shop part of their web site the other week, seem to be gone now. Perhaps sold out.

      They were cartoons with jokes, quite good.

      Posted a link on this site a few days ago, will see if can locate that.

    • 181
      Somewhat Odd says:

      Someone noted here back on the 10th Dec that UKIP are sold out.

      Couldn’t find link – they were the best of the bunch though, very amusing.

  39. 165
    Moussa Koussa Mark 3 says:

    Raising motorway speed limit abandoned – U-turn number 231

    Internet porn block – U-turn number 232

    Gay marriage – spinning and flip flopping out of control

    Boris – shhhhh

    Warsi – shhhh

    Another great week for Marketing Guru Dopey Dave

  40. 172
    Moussa Koussa Mark 3 says:

    Guido…you know that FT100 thread that you have already written, but yet to post….”6000 reasons to love George” …. put it back on hold.

    Sorry – but the 6000 mark isn’t gonna come just yet.

  41. 179
    not a machine says:

    Thought for the day : I havent really met that many hard line athiests , and the ones I have met , suffer from the same problems in the debate . Most people who have a quick reply to “do you beleive in God” ,I useually find have got little soundbites useually around suffering that are part of general shallow thinking and reasoning . They useally see only the absurd injustice and not the more difficult freewill aspects of love and devotion towards god .

    However you might want to think , how can an athiest get TV airtime to promote his/her reasond athiestic faith and not a Christian ??? I think this was put into our TV rules at the begining . It was perhaps a perfectly good intention , that no spurious professor of the Christian faith have the same rights to be on TV as a good one and avoid , wrong bias or wrong theology , rather than just innocent reading of the bible . Yes I know about the God channels etc , but no such thing has occured on what are called the main channels , it is as many posters realise , an extraordinarly difficult argument to claim conclsuive proof , and all that is useually left is a matter of concience and it it cannot be resolved , despite both sides best efforts , at least with debate .

    I am convinced that God exists , mainly because I have analysed some of the things that I have experienced and concluded that they are different and a force , quite different from normal scientific beliefs or mere physcology ,that one would think in a godless construct .

    There is also the matter that if God exists , you cannot remove it from your activities , like the hard athiests would like to do , just to show a functioning athiestic belief has equality . It is not logical when we are talking about equality , to remove the god element as its offensive , not only to the christian but those who have not made there minds up…. life with no god is so different to life with one

    • 184
      Tony Bliar resplendant in his white robes says:

      Kiss my ring

    • 188
      sockpuppet #4 says:

      I’m an atheist, and I wouldnt usually mention it to anyone out of politeness.

      Its boring. I have nothing to talk about.

    • 200
      N. Normous Hanukkas Bazzokas says:

      It’s because the Cain Kennite Tares are running the show….
      Matthew 13:24-30
      Revelation 3:9

    • 217
      Watcher says:

      Rev Peter, get back to CoffeeHouseWall. Your stuff really does sounds silly, but at least you’re among friends there.

    • 221
      Theologian says:

      Atheist belief is a contradiction in terms. Atheism is express disbelief.

      If the notion of a deity is rejected but an irrational belief held this is agnosticism.

      Confusingly this makes those who ‘believe in atheism’ agnostics, not atheists.

      Discussing equality between agnostics and theists is valid in terms of belief, but equality can never hold with atheists by definition on these terms. In the spiritual realm, atheists are ‘out-laws’.

      This does not mean that the view of the atheist should be a basis for discrimination though in society, or by the institutions of organized theism / agnosticism.

      Promotion of these divisions should be avoided as all are entitled to their irrational beliefs or disbelief as individuals and this is not a matter for the rational state to get involved with.

    • 234
      CarryHole is a Utter Hunt says:

      If Omniscient God Exists then either
      :- He intervenes and destroys the concept of good or evil.
      He doesn’t, which allows for free will but makes belief pointless.

      Or you get meddling incompetent god which also isn’t worth worshipping.


      • 248
        not a machine says:

        you cannot avoid the divine even in scientific discussion , but you can ignore it and muddle along with no questions about anything , I suppose that is belief also .

      • 250
        Hanukkas Bazzokas (A Greek Gentleman) says:

        What and who was the original source of evil?
        Satan wanted to put himself above God.
        Before the fall of man,we had no need to be evil. God had only one rule, which was broken. Don’t canoodle with Satan. Think it was an apple? Nooooo.
        Cain and his kenite line- of Satan!
        Pandora’s box….Now there are ten rules.
        We get through this and are remade with our bodies that don’t get old and die then I expect, that the only rule necessary.

  42. 180
    Anonymous says:

    The Daily Politics went downhill when Jenny Scott went to the BoE

  43. 183
    YorkshireLad says:

    “The Godless Daily Politics Christmas Card”

    Politics is a Godless game, I fear

    • 185
      sockpuppet #4 says:

      Most games are perfectly fine without the help of god.

      Apart from that one the Mayans played where they beheaded the winner.

    • 190
      The Chosen Tribe says:

      We do our best to proscribe religion from all out groups as it’s not usually good for business. Religious and family types tend not to spend too much money (you know like drinking drugs and merryment etc). Whereas the pink pound is where it’s all at. Those fellas like to party all night long…but hey they don’t produce any more consumers to spend, spend, spend….so our solution….open up the borders with unlimited immigration and bingo, a whole new supply of low congnitive consumers.
      This making money making lark is a gas!

      Oh, I nearly forgot, the proscribing of religion doesn’t apply to our tribe.

  44. 197
    Caligula is back from holidays says:

    It will all end in tears I tell you

  45. 198
    Guardian reading lefty says:

    My christmas cards are fair trade ones with a pciture of Che on the front.

    • 202
      Guardian Reader from a Yurt in North Korea says:


      • 214
        British Bullshite Company says:

        Crumbs! They have yurts in North Korea? Since when did they have an Outer Mongolian immigration problem? Missed that one. : )

    • 204
      Mail reading rightie says:

      Mine has a picture of Adolf, who the beloved Lord Rothmere was a personal friend of.

    • 207
      Direct or redirect that is not the question says:

      My Xmas cards are the one’s I got for nothing from the bloody charities who have sent loads in the post, they keep wanting my money, so I keep redirecting the rest of the dross to a mr G Brown House of Commons London he has all my money.

  46. 203
    Savile's Row says:

    Entertainer Freddie Starr and PR agent Max Clifford have been rebailed by officers investigating allegations of sexual abuse. They were arrested as part of Operation Yewtree, a Scotland Yard criminal inquiry established in the wake of the Jimmy Savile scandal. Mr Starr will have to return to a police station in March and Mr Clifford in February.

  47. 210
    All Lefty's must die says:

  48. 211
    All Lefty's must die says:

    • 216
      All righties usually end up dying of cancer because of all the hate flowing through their veins says:

      Toot toot!

      • 219
        All Lefty's must die says:

        I’ve got a rope and a lampost with your name on Marxist scum.
        It will happen alot sooner than you think.

        • 230
          Agree, but, ahem says:

          Hopefully that’s libertarian rope.

        • 235
          All righties usually end up dying of cancer because of all the hate flowing through their veins says:

          Making a death threat on a public forum where your IP address can be traced by police? Smart man! No wonder you’re a rightie lunatic. By the way, you missed a comma after “name on”, otherwise the sentence reads as though you have a rope and lampost with my name ON Marxist scum. And there’s a space between a and lot.

      • 237
        CarryHole is a Utter Hunt says:

        Have you been introduced to the concept of Freudian projection?

  49. 220
    i say essay essay topic says:

    “and we gave him a cheer, for he must have been a great chap”

    you wield your left wing handbag with some righteous panache dontcha

    one hundred years on in the trenches of the mind

    what a crashing bore

    • 223
      All Lefty's must die says:

      Everyday more people wake up to the damage leftist scum have done to this planet.

      Before to long the left will go the way of the Dodo.

    • 238
      Essay topic says:

      Yes, I know it’s awkward to see the deranged ramblings of paranoid loons like yourself exposed in the light of day. It’s so fun to post these psychotic rants, isn’t it? But less so when the facts end up making you look like total headcases living in a fantasy world where everything is a conspiracy. Show some humility. I understand it’s not easy to see those maniacal comments re-posted but it will help you come to terms with being a fucktard.

      • 242
        All Lefty's must die says:

        Whats it like be mentally handicapped?

        • 252
          Essay topic says:

          You tell me. You’re one of the mouth breathers who was certain the result would be rigged. Not comfortable reading back those deranged posts today, is it? Rather brings home what a deluded rabble you are. I’m actually giving you a bit of credit. You’re sore because even you can see how insane those posts sound and makes you wonder, however briefly, that there is a certain degree of lunacy to your posts.

          • comment macht frei says:

            Why don’t you just get a life fucktard? Most of the comments on here are made tongue in cheek with humour in mind, unlike your fucking grim efforts.

  50. 231
    Licence fee refuser says:

    Hold on. Isn’t this a programme on the Taxpayer funded BBC channel? How much did it cost to make this limited edition card?
    Well, at least I didn’t pay anything towards it.

  51. 266
    Stop whining says:

    Godless is at least rational and while being Xmassy is perhaps being a tad hypocritical at least it is in line with tradition.

  52. 284
    True Christian says:

    It’s all “Goddless this” and “Godless that” on GF these days. My Christmas cards are from Private Eye, no God at all. It’s in the church services and your prayers where God is supposed to come in, not in the commercial part.
    So can we stop this obsession with cards, please?

  53. 285
    Yvonne from The Colliers Arms Clydach says:

    I would like to wish everyone a very Merry Christmas .

    That is it .

    Cheap clear and even handed.

    Politicians please take note.

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Rod Liddle on the loony UN sexism special rapporteur:

“There is more sexism in Britain than in any other country in the world, according to a mad woman who has been sent here by the United Nations.

Rashida Manjoo is a part-time professor of law at Cape Town University in the totally non-sexist country of South Africa (otherwise known as Rape Capital Of The World).

Mrs Magoo has been wandering around with her notebook and is appalled by the sexist “boys’ club” culture here, apparently.

I don’t doubt we still have sexism in the UK. But is it worse than in, say, Saudi Arabia, d’you think, honey-lamb? Or about 175 other countries? Get a grip, you doolally old bat.”

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What’s he been doing FFS, mining bitcoins?

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