December 17th, 2012

Caption Contest Winner


  1. 1
    Kebab Time says:

    Congratulations winner!

  2. 2
    Nigel Farage says:

    Third !

  3. 3
    Nick Clegg says:


  4. 4
    genghiz the kahn says:

    Boom tish – appalling and appealing.

  5. 5
    We'll See says:

    that’s shit

  6. 6
    Anonymous says:

    You’ve jumped a position Nige, that will worry Dave and Ed.

  7. 7
    He who no longer posts says:

    I’m probably the only person who doesn’t even bloody well understand it…

  8. 8
    Jacob Zumba says:

    This is a fix, I demand a recount

  9. 9
    clueless says:

    You are not alone. Perhaps Guido’s R & M mentality explains his choice of a [worthy] winner

  10. 10
    Guido's PR company says:

    Flush Posh I say

    And create another one (in plastic)….

  11. 11
    Gwido's spokesperson says:

    Despite my excesses, my appetite and love for life, I am a free being, Sir, and will remain polite…

  12. 12
    Poly Toynbee says:

    I can’t understand why the Daily Star circulation is not 10 million a day. It would be if I was a a a column writer for them.

  13. 13
    Ed it's a secret how my family made all our money Miliband says:

    Didn’t that Webb chappie swim the channel, maybe that’s the link.

  14. 14
    Dianne Abbott says:

    Yes I’m stilling rolling around the floor in a fit of hysterical laughter at the winners answer.

  15. 15
    STROPPYCOW says:

    Excellent choice G’weed o and well done D Mc Shed – although hate seeing that name repeated on here.

  16. 16
    Sir William W says:

    I can’t see the connection between ‘webbed’ and toy fish. If they were toy ducks, now….

  17. 17
    British Bullshite Company says:

    That was the winner??? gawd almighty. Give up Frankie Boyle, people’s brains are fried these days. Bluddy mobile phones.

    Another fix.

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