Friday’s caption contest winner is ‘Dennis MacShane’s Shed’, with just about the only publishable entry:
“That Mitchell and Webbed Look.”
Get in touch for your copy of Fred Metcalf’s “Dictionary of Humorous Political Quotations”…
“The Double Income No Kids Existence” | Alex Deane
David Nicholson to Quit NHS Next Year | HSJ
We Don’t Have Gatsby-esque Inequality | Tim Worstall
Dave Will Still Win in 2015 | Toby Young
Activists Should Ignore the Sneerers | Jacob Rees-Mogg
NHS Can Kill Tories | James Kirkup
Dave Lets Labour Take Credit For Gay Marriage | FT
UKIP Set to Out-Poll Tories | Telegraph
UKIP Spokesperson Slaps Down BBC | The Commentator
Tobin Distanced Himself From Robin Hood Tax Protesters | FT
Tories Must Move on From Gay Marriage | Ben Brogan
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Lord Tebbit has his say on ‘aggressive homosexuals’:
“Why shouldn’t a mother marry her daughter? Why shouldn’t two elderly sisters living together marry each other? I quite fancy my brother!”
Google-eyed-Dave
Congratulations winner!
Yes I’m stilling rolling around the floor in a fit of hysterical laughter at the winners answer.
I can’t see the connection between ‘webbed’ and toy fish. If they were toy ducks, now….
That was the winner??? gawd almighty. Give up Frankie Boyle, people’s brains are fried these days. Bluddy mobile phones.
Another fix.
Third !
You’ve jumped a position Nige, that will worry Dave and Ed.
Fourth
Boom tish – appalling and appealing.
that’s shit
I’m probably the only person who doesn’t even bloody well understand it…
You are not alone. Perhaps Guido’s R & M mentality explains his choice of a [worthy] winner
Despite my excesses, my appetite and love for life, I am a free being, Sir, and will remain polite…
Didn’t that Webb chappie swim the channel, maybe that’s the link.
Excellent choice G’weed o and well done D Mc Shed – although hate seeing that name repeated on here.
This is a fix, I demand a recount
Flush Posh I say
http://www.dailystar.co.uk/rehab/view/288284/Spice-Girls-feud-with-Victoria-Beckham-played-up/
And create another one (in plastic)….
I can’t understand why the Daily Star circulation is not 10 million a day. It would be if I was a a a column writer for them.