December 17th, 2012

Caption Contest Winner

3Friday’s caption contest winner is ‘Dennis MacShane’s Shed’, with just about the only publishable entry:

“That Mitchell and Webbed Look.”

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17 Comments

  1. 1
    Kebab Time says:

    Congratulations winner!

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    • 14
      Dianne Abbott says:

      Yes I’m stilling rolling around the floor in a fit of hysterical laughter at the winners answer.

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    • 17
      British Bullshite Company says:

      That was the winner??? gawd almighty. Give up Frankie Boyle, people’s brains are fried these days. Bluddy mobile phones.

      Another fix.

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  2. 2
    Nigel Farage says:

    Third !

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  3. 3
    Nick Clegg says:

    Fourth

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  4. 4
    genghiz the kahn says:

    Boom tish – appalling and appealing.

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  5. 5
    We'll See says:

    that’s shit

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  6. 7
    He who no longer posts says:

    I’m probably the only person who doesn’t even bloody well understand it…

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    • 9
      clueless says:

      You are not alone. Perhaps Guido’s R & M mentality explains his choice of a [worthy] winner

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      • 11
        Gwido's spokesperson says:

        Despite my excesses, my appetite and love for life, I am a free being, Sir, and will remain polite…

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    • 13
      Ed it's a secret how my family made all our money Miliband says:

      Didn’t that Webb chappie swim the channel, maybe that’s the link.

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      • 15
        STROPPYCOW says:

        Excellent choice G’weed o and well done D Mc Shed – although hate seeing that name repeated on here.

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  7. 8
    Jacob Zumba says:

    This is a fix, I demand a recount

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  8. 10
    Guido's PR company says:

    Flush Posh I say

    http://www.dailystar.co.uk/rehab/view/288284/Spice-Girls-feud-with-Victoria-Beckham-played-up/

    And create another one (in plastic)….

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    • 12
      Poly Toynbee says:

      I can’t understand why the Daily Star circulation is not 10 million a day. It would be if I was a a a column writer for them.

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Austrian Chancellor Werner Faymann on Cameron’s refusal to pay the £1.7 billion EU bill by December 1st:

“Well, then he’s gonna pay on December 2nd”



Mycroft says:

Have you read the last bit of Animal Farm?

You know where the animals are looking through the Farmhouse window?

My TV screen was that window at lunch-time today.

Be careful, the sudden self-congratulatory tone, the slightly pudgy outline of indulgence and you become exactly what you should despise.

The jolly face of the Quisling Cameron poses for your camera has mesmerised and deceived you, you who were once not so deceived.

You were no firebrand, you were a damp squib in my opinion, sorry.

You need a damned good kick up the ahse!


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