In this week’s Guido column:

• Who can blame Sally Bercow for being back on the sauce?
• How are ex-cons Lord Taylor and Lord Hanningfield raking in thousands from the taxpayer still? As for Baroness Uddin…
• Christmas party season reports for Clegg, Cameron, Osborne and Balls, plus the grandest politician of ’em all: Chuka
• The gay marriage questions scaring Maria Miller…

All for just 90p..