December 15th, 2012

Bet Against Ed’s Mo Farah Tip

andy-murraySpeaking this week Ed Miliband backed Mo Farah to become BBC Sports Personality of the Year tomorrow. This was a clever bit of populism that helped get his speech reported widely. Will the Son of Jonah Brown continue his curse? 

Is this evidence of wonkish Ed’s populist touch with the British public? Well there is one way to test this, put some money on the outcome. Sadly for Mo, Guido reckons Bradley Wiggins will win and Andy Murray will come second in the affections of the voting British public. The other popular vote will be for Strictly Come Dancing. Guido’s triple accumulator third bet is on Louis Smith winning. Mrs Fawkes and the Fawkes girls are certain about this…

Never let it be said Guido doesn’t put his money where his mouth is… this is the betting slip…

UPDATE: Bad Al Campbell agrees:


  1. 1
    The People says:


  2. 2
    Kebab Time says:

    Emile Heskey is nailed on to win!

  3. 3
    Diversity says:

    If the BBC has any say in it then the half cast sporting lady will win.

  4. 4
    Blowing Whistles says:

    The public will be told how the sports personalities were told to vote – for politically correct reasons.

  5. 5
    Don't cross the Severn Bridge, it gets annoyed says:

    Got to be that yachter, Ben something. Not for just this year, but for the last – what is it? – 16 years?

    That’s ‘im, that Ainsley fella – he’s got my vote. Farah can have mine after Rio in 2016.

  6. 6
    Professor says:

    As it’s the BBC, we need to look for a coloured global warming alarmist sportsperson.

  7. 7
    Blowing Whistles says:

    The BBC would vote for Jimmy Savile as its sports personality of the year if it thought it could get away with it – he’s had more coverage in the press than anyone recently.

  8. 8
    Don't cross the Severn Bridge, it gets annoyed says:

    Ainsle and his boat.

  9. 9
    Don't cross the Severn Bridge, it gets annoyed says:

    Robbie Savage? : )

  10. 10
    Kerching braindead watching more crap says:

    Who cares who wins, the public always lose, time Londonistan became a breakaway city/country and left the House of thieves to govern that alone, maybe the rest of the country can find at least one honest politician and an uncivil servant to do the bit of paperwork need to make a decent country work for it’s people.

  11. 11
    Bluto says:

    Personally I’d rather Mo won than either Murray or Wiggins, both of whom are…

  12. 12
    genghiz the kahn says:

    Miliband should stick to the knife in the back event.

  13. 13
    Grumpy Old Man says:

    I can’t see the Sulk of Jockland making it. He’s annoyed too many tennis fans over the years.

  14. 14
    Promo says:

    Surely Balding Clare is the BBC’s sports personality of the year?

    It’s impossible to watch any sport on the Beeb without that Dyke voicing her opinion.

  15. 15
    Sarah Gardian-Reeder says:

    Let us hope that Mo wins to help redress the evil that white people have done.

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    Don't cross the Severn Bridge, it gets annoyed says:

    Got to account the gormless Wimbledon factor with Murray, I suppose, since the British Braiwashing Corporation is running the whole event, but Murray being scottish is a spanner in the works.

    Mo? mmmm, might get the Tottenham and West Croydon support.

    Wiggo? he is in the top two. But already said, it has got to go to Ben Ainsley – a genius on the water in his yacht – several several several times gold medalist.

    Hard cheese Wiggo – song for you, you beautiful mod,

  17. 17
    Civilised Englishman says:

    Delighted to say I have no idea who ‘Mo Farah’ is. Is it Mo as in Mo Mowlem, or Mo short for Mohammed? Which would explain Milliband’s support I suppose.

  18. 18
    Rupert my Hero says:

    Will there be Sign Language for those who can not read subtitles ?

  19. 19
    Aricolza Narzole says:

    Wadley Briggins reminds me of Marty Feldman gone wrong.

  20. 20
    SPOTY my behind! says:

    Good pic of Bradley Wiggo on his Vespa, here,

    And some cycling – better not say who it is, but rumour has it it is Chris Boardman, cycling like a, umm, fast cyclist,

  21. 21
    Yellow Jerkin says:

    Has to be Wiggins. Winning that French bike race without taking any drugs is a first.

  22. 22
    Rupert my Hero says:

    Perhaps Ed can represent the UK in Eurovision 2013, seems no one wants to win that either.

  23. 23
    Vaz and the Night Nurse says:

    So will the Plod be arresting Vaz for having sex in public with a vulnerable minor?

  24. 24
    Hans Nissan-Bumpsadaisy says:

    This’ll stop her waters breaking.

  25. 25
    gramma says:

    Not Wiggo despite his multiple successes.
    It will be Ennis

  26. 26
    SPOTY my behind! says:

    Sadly no doubt, for her sweet smile – comes across well on the telly.

  27. 27
    Anonymous says:

    Sport and Personality

    Seem an unlikely combination.

  28. 28
    Margaret Moran says:

    I will be taking Justin Lee Collins place on Big Brother.

  29. 29
    Scotch Egg says:

    Certainly true in Murray’s case.

  30. 30
    DWP says:

    I would nominate someone from the Paralympics to win because they have proven that most disabled people don’t need to be in receipt of disability living allowance.

  31. 31
    North Welsh and Cheshire person says:

    Racing cyclists are a nightmare round here. Great flocks of the bastards, always 4 abreast on narrow roads.

  32. 32
    Mad Mags says:

    R U mad Margaret? We’ve already got a 27.

  33. 33
    Dolly the sheep says:

    You don’t call, you don’t text…

  34. 34
    Max Clifford says:

    I’d give it to the spice girl

  35. 35
    Max Clifford says:

    Personality wise, the man is an arrogant Hunt

  36. 36
    XXxx says:

    Yup, and Guido flogged it to death

  37. 37
    Hank the Cat says:

    to be fair to Clare is one of the best presenters that the Beeb have got

  38. 38
    Biased Buggerers Charter says:

    No chance a white hetero man will win if up against a black immigrant and a female mixed race “poster girl”.

    Now if Wiggins was gay…he would possibly stand a chance.

  39. 39
    Hank the Cat says:

    I reckon fatty watson should get, a fine looking moron, its a sport for him to tell so many porkies

  40. 40
    Hank the Cat says:

    WE have them down here as well, I go by the rule of thumb – the more lycra they wear the bigger the twat

  41. 41
    SPOTY my behind! says:

    Very funny Hank, not. Bet you are a bit of a fat fuck yourself, me spotting your ignorance of sport.

    Darts and pool it is for you, is it, if that!

  42. 42
  43. 43
    He's not serious Nige. says:

  44. 44
    Duran Duran says:

    “His name is Rio and he dances on the sand
    Just like that river twisting through a dusty land
    And when he shines he really shows you all he can
    Oh Rio, Rio dance across the Rio Grande”

  45. 45
    SPOTY my behind! says:

    You better watch out then – cycling tourist site is being planned in mid Wales, not that far from Devils Bridge, with race routes all over Wales, like green, blue, red and black alpine skiing runs. Still in early planning stages though,

  46. 46
    Margaret Moran says:

    Now I am better. A miracle recovery My doctor said.

  47. 47
    Max Mosley says:

    Flogging, flogging, who mentioned flogging?

  48. 48
    Your Friendly Neighbourhood Brits Abroad Update Service says:

    We are surprised Ed Miliband, with his well-known love for the American code of football, doesn’t support Lawrence Tynes or Ositadimma Umenyiora, the two British-born members of the New York Giants NFL team. This can only be chalked up to spite on Ed’s part, as the team the NFL champion Giants defeated in the 2012 Super Bowl was Ed’s beloved New England. He will ignore “Olde England” just to even things up, it would seem.

  49. 49
    Duncan Goodhew says:


  50. 50
  51. 51
    Ed Milliband says:

    Did I say ‘lessons have been learned’? What I meant was ‘will’ be learned after the next load of Eastern Europeans have arrived.

  52. 52
    Hank the Cat says:

    You really are strange spoty

  53. 53
    Living in 96.98 percent white Merseyside says:

    Of course he will. We can’t have all those white people coming here!

  54. 54
    Hank the Cat says:

    Yes but alot of the Bulagarians ans Romanians have a turkish background from the days of the Ottoman empire

  55. 55
    Rat's arse says:

    Little Ellie whatshername for me. She was brilliant.

  56. 56
    Ed Milliband says:

    As a second generation eastern european son of a bullet dodging coward,my loyalties to New England are of course open to negotiation.

  57. 57
    Jeeves says:

    I have worked it out SPOTY is Mousa koussa aka sas snot!!!!!

  58. 58
    Jeeves says:

    But papa ed did a lot of stalwart work for the kGB

  59. 59
    Rat's arse says:

    Up their own ar.s.e.s.?

  60. 60
    Max Clifford says:

    …hairy cnuts

  61. 61
    SPOTY my behind! says:

    …less a case for Bob Geldof?

  62. 62
    Anton Ferdinand says:

    Well seeing as Obama and the EU both won the Peace Nobel, my money’s on John Terry.

  63. 63
    SPOTY my behind! says:

    crap head

  64. 64
    Rat's arse says:

    Ah yes, he does look like Marty Feldman Ari. Marty’s eyes looked like poached eggs in a bucket of blood.

  65. 65
    Elli Goulding says:

    Anything could happen!

  66. 66
    gramma says:

    Do not believe they will vote another cyclist in following Cavendish’s success last year. Previous list of winners would suggest it’s time for a woman to take the crown.

  67. 67
    Anonymous says:

    Only tennis fans?

  68. 68
    I d on't nee d no doctor says:

    Jessica Ennis should win it by a mile.

  69. 69
    Sir William W says:

    Gambling brings bad luck.

  70. 70
    We'll See says:

    Racist Comments are Welcome on the Guido Fawkes/ Luke Bozier blog

  71. 71
    The publically apologised Alan Turing says:

    Nah…too white and too heterosexual.

  72. 72
    Chlöe Sal Gerbeeba says:


  73. 73
    Spottyfly says:

    Well he did wear a tracksuit

  74. 74
    Spottyfly says:

    Are any of them tax dodgers?

  75. 75
    I d on't nee d no doctor says:

    I do know a certain thing to put your money on. It’s that Ed Miliband will be on yet another bandwagon next week. Sadly bookies are not offering any odds.
    Incidentally, just where did his family money come from, and is Ed a millionaire?
    Why is it labour people don’t like to discuss their own financial arrangements, but are only two willing to gob off at others.

  76. 76
    Chlöe Sal Gerbeeba says:



    Well, whoopee doo.


    Axe the kiddie-fiddling tax. Now.

  77. 77
    I d on't nee d no doctor says:

    Not to bookies.

  78. 78
    Bollocks to Getting a Pseudonym says:

    Not just white, but English, the lowest of the low on the Left’s ‘merit’ system.

  79. 79
    Dianne divide and rule Abbott says:

    You’ll never hear me make a racist comment, I would sooner go to the wall.

  80. 80
    Caroline Lucas says:

    As anyone seen any gas pipe lines going spare in the UK?

  81. 81 says:

    Jade Jones is very pretty.

  82. 82
    Fact Hunt says:

    Couldn’t give a fig who wins SPOTY as long as Henry Cecil wins the Helen Rollason award.

  83. 83
    Bollocks to Getting a Pseudonym says:

    No, he’s annoyed too many English people. As we form well over 80% of the Divided Kingdom’s population, that is quite significant.

  84. 84
    the savant6 says:

    Is the vulnerable miner someone whose first name is arthur???

  85. 85
    The Rt Hon Ed Miliband says:

    No, just th …



  86. 86
    Horse Whisperer says:

    Frankel for SPOTY!

  87. 87
    Bollocks to Getting a Pseudonym says:

    When you go to the wall, you racist bitch, I just hope someone nearby has a loaded firearm.

  88. 88
    Gas the fu ckers says:

    There’s a rather large one that exits the HoC’s

  89. 89
    Bollocks to Getting a Pseudonym says:

    I still can’t figure why an ex-public school girl, all hckey sticks and gymkhanas, is fronting the BBC’s rugby league coverage. Could there be a greater contrast than the one between her world and RL’s heartlands in the working class areas of the north of England?

  90. 90
    Lou and Andy says:


  91. 91
    pavlovian response says:

    SPOTY is a dyed in the wool sheep shagging taffy, who, despite a hundred years of evidence showing that socialism kills people and just doesn’t work, still votes Labour. What a tosser.

  92. 92
    Benny Hill says:

    If she has the biggest tits then she’ll win!

  93. 93
    Get real's NOTHING to do with sport says:

    What’s sport gotta do with it.It’s like saying that the eurovision song contest is about a song or strictly come dancing is about er dancing

  94. 94
    Kerching braindead watching more crap says:

    Isn’t that next to the pipes carrying the liquid whitewash into the house of corruption.

  95. 95
    Katie Price says:

    Jade Jones will win the young wotsit.

    I’ll win the main one.

  96. 96
    Eastern Europe Bloc Voting says:

    The UK could have the best song and the best singer but they’ll never win again

  97. 97
    Donkey Derby on the sands says:

    Red Rum got the most votes one year, but it didn’t wash with the beeb, giving it to a horse. He was robbed.

  98. 98
    Ah ffs get a life says:

    Still seeing racists where’s there’s none, you need a psychiatrist or maybe your reprogramming has failed.

  99. 99
    Mungo says:

    Labour is a shit filled stollen cake

  100. 100
    Ed Go-Balls says:

    The BBC must not have winners.

  101. 101
    Donkey Derby on the sands says:

    What makes you think I vote Labour?

    True red I am, a commie, 100% hardcore, you child.

  102. 102
    SPOTY my behind! says:

    I wish a woman would take my helmet.

  103. 103
    BBC says:

    My vote goes to Frank Bough

  104. 104
    pavlovian response says:

    A double thick tosser with spots on then. Stalin, Mao Tse Tung and Pol Pot would be so proud of you.

  105. 105
    jimbo says:

    Of course the BBC will let an white, northern English male win. Especially one sponsored by Sky.

    Mo Farah to win (and he deserves it too – the track distance double is an incredible achievement).

  106. 106
    SPOTY my behind! says:

    150 million dead due to Marxist dogma, that’s why I’m a pinko commie!

  107. 107 says:

    Look we have enough car washes as it is

  108. 108 says:

    I think where sport is concerned you’ll be disappointed.
    Tune in to Dirty Des instead.

    And I don’t mean Des O’Connor

  109. 109 says:

    Get an eyeful of Lisa Riley on Come Dancing instead

  110. 110
    Anonymous says:

    What about the ginger who won the long jump? We haven’t heard a fucking peep from the media about him ‘cos it doesn’t fit in with their muliticulti/ethnic bollocks. That’s gingerism mate, fes up before you’re fucking arrested and sent to a reprogramming camp. You fucking weasel.

  111. 111 says:

    What are the bookies offering on Ed being the next PM, when Supertit gets evicted?

    Or will Supertit be evicted by his own party?

  112. 112
    Red traffic signals are for the little people says:

    I assume all cyclists are arrogant c unts

  113. 113 says:

    I’ve put £2 on Frankie The Tory

  114. 114
    Donkey Derby on the sands says:

    Che Guvera pal.

  115. 115
    Get it up ye Ah Monika ! says:

    Murray will win next year after he wins wimbledon :)

  116. 116 says:

    Tories are doing well too…

  117. 117
    Nigel Mansell says:

    I vote this the comment of the thread.

  118. 118
    Get it up ye Ah Monika ! says:

    No he’s annoyed to many bigoted arseholes who nearly choked on their cornflakes when he won not only The Olympics but The US Open hahahahahahahahah

  119. 119 says:

    Danny Alexander?

  120. 120
    Get it up ye Ah Monika ! says:

    psas you love saying on here, he won, get over it hahahahahh

  121. 121
    Get it up ye Ah Monika ! says:

    Who gives a fuck what you think. He is winner , Deal with it bigot breath !

  122. 122
    illogical says:

    Nothing worse than hoping for success via the sympathy vote.

  123. 123
    Get it up ye Ah Monika ! says:

    My vote goes to John Terry as he represents the very best of The English.

  124. 124
    pavlovian response says:

    Yeah, another fucking over rated tosser.

  125. 125
    our justice system is a laughing stock says:

    Personally I think it should go to Margaret Moran as she clearly played a Blinder.

  126. 126
    Red Rum says:

    Why can’t a horse win it?

  127. 127
    Get it up ye Ah Monika ! says:

    and the fact she is English is a bonus and very appropriate.

  128. 128
    ah! monika's moniker is a gonner says:


  129. 129
    Horsesex and the City says:

    Has Sarah Jessica Parker been nominated ?

  130. 130
    citizen smith says:

    Millions of dickheads modeled themselves on Che Guevara, but then they grew up.

  131. 131
    Ed Go-Balls says:

    Definitely not that Harold Abrahams.

  132. 132
    Shergar says:

    I was a runaway success

  133. 133
    Cosby Blunkett says:

    Vote for me !

  134. 134
    Steve Miliband says:

    Murray – 2 medals playing at least 10 matches. `US Open – 1st Brit in an era of best players ever.

    Bit harder than running round a track a few times

  135. 135
    nellnewman says:

    Mo Farah at least has had a wonderful successful year! Poor militwit by comparison is grasping at the straws of populism and bandwagons to hide the shame of his still, blank sheet of paper!!

  136. 136
    National Rifle Association Member watching news says:

    (Wanking furiously) What guns did he use? Read out the gun names please. Come on, I want to know the specifications.

  137. 137
    K Ron Fallon says:

    My brother assures me that you’re on a loser.

  138. 138
    nellnewman says:

    I keep hoping they’ll do a secret brain transplant on Cameron and that we shall wake up one day and find he’s turned into a proper Tory!!

  139. 139
    nellnewman says:

    That’s not anything as useful as gas – it’s Hot air!!

  140. 140
    nellnewman says:

    Please Don’t! so many small children have died there!! How could anyone do something so wicked? Those poor families.

  141. 141
    the furry fish says:

    a talking horse could win it.

  142. 142
    National Rifle Association Member watching news says:

    Read the previous thread for all the delightful comments advocating the right for everyone to buy semi-automatic and automatic guns that can fire off 20-30 rounds and continuously respectively.

  143. 143
    Jeremy Clarkson says:

    Ignore him nell, I’m gonna take him out and shoot him in front of his family, the anti libertarian twat.

  144. 144
    Black n White says:

    Have you taken leave of your senses Gweedo?

    Wiggo rides for Sky, the BBC would never make a person who works for the dark side a winner, they even made Wiggo the bull lose in the Archers’ cattle show.

    As for Murray, how can he win a personality contest when he hasn’t got one?

    Given that Balding Clare has a soft spot for Farah and taught him that arm gesture he will do well coming second to Ennis as she ticks all the right gender and ethnicity boxes.

  145. 145
    no brainer says:

    Fortunately it might get the jocks all worked up that they can go it alone, could be a solution to all our problems.

  146. 146
    Bl@ck n Wh1te (final attempt) says:

    Have you taken leave of your senses Gweeeedo?

    Wiggo rides for Sky, the BBC would never make a person who works for the d@rk side a winner, they even made Wiggo the bull lose in the Archers’ cattle show.

    As for Murr@y, how can he win a personality contest when he hasn’t got one?

    Given that Balding Clare has a soft spot for Far@h and taught him that @rm gesture he will do well coming second to Ennis as she ticks all the right gender and ethnicity boxes.

  147. 147
    Englishman says:

    Clearly somewhere foreign, the road sign isn’t in English.

  148. 148
    Red Egg Millitwit....... says:

    Mo…..??? Just Ed being so ‘right on’ with the brothers.

    Ed you are a tit heed !!!!!

  149. 149
    Another Englishman says:

    Could be pidgin English, shot somewhere in London.

  150. 150
  151. 151
    Give it to the Northern Irishman says:

    Rory McIlroy… and he has a personality too

  152. 152
    You need to think says:

    You just not get it. It is the right of every American to hold firearms for self defence.

    Just as you are not allowed to drive a forty ton truck into a primary school full of children in the UK, you are not allowed in America to discharge your weapon into a primary school full of children.

    It is impossible to legislate against nutters, and it is impossible even in the UK to prevent nutters getting hold of firearms.

    The odd thing is nobody blames the terrorist’s bomb, they blame the terrorist who set it off.

  153. 153
    Anonymous says:

    BTW, that isn’t my IP address, fucknuts.

  154. 154
    Scot Tish Midge says:

    There’s a slight flaw in what you say.

    The Prize is for Sports Personality. Murray only ticks one of those boxes.

  155. 155
    Handycock (Teen Fondler) says:

    Do you have daughters Guido? How old are they? Boaz.

  156. 156
    Another Engineer says:

    He may have a personality, but his problem is missing the first part of the equation. Sport.

    The whole thing is a joke anyway. Someone who has spent a lifetime training and has managed to win the US Open, a double Olympic gold or the Tour de France isn’t that likely to care about SPOTY much. Of course, they have to pretend they do for the BBC.

    I’m hoping Wiggins wins as he’s much more likely to tell them how it is. Not worth 10th place on a Sunday club run.

  157. 157
    Gawd Help Us says:

    If his idea of populism is making a speech on immigration and all he can come up with is….. lets not worry about the numbers but we’ll make everything much better by paying for everyone to learn English…… then he’s well and truly fucked.

  158. 158
    Gordon Brown says:

    The Arctic Monkeys will win

  159. 159
    I d on't nee d no doctor says:

    You mean Sarah Brown?

  160. 160
    I d on't nee d no doctor says:

    Then you can do community work for nothing in return.

  161. 161
    Mr Ed says:

    Not if it was English.

  162. 162
    Civilised Person says:

    Brutalised by violent video games, they are beyond hope.

  163. 163
    Professional 'Sportsman' says:

    Luverly Jubbly!

  164. 164
    Professional 'Sportsman' says:

    And we can claim our pension in our 30s so Ya Boo Sucks.

  165. 165
    The Walls man with the noise bell thing on the roof of the van says:

    Holding a Magnum of course?

  166. 166
    The new balls man says:

    A gift from a paid up sympathetic opponent.

  167. 167
    S Urehaven-Cook says:

    Think you’re on a roll, do you ?

  168. 168
    String 'im up says:

    Got to be Bojo for that splendid hanging on a wire by a thread performance. Completely unbeatable.

  169. 169
    Republicans says:

    Vote for us and we promise to put a glock in the hand of every 5 year old, as god, the founding fathers and ronald mcdonald intended. Praise jesus.

  170. 170
    Living in 96.98 percent white Merseyside says:

    Meaning he’ll turn into someone with their snout in the trough.

  171. 171
    Anonymous says:

    Irish immigrant parents.

  172. 172
    Labour Fucked us all says:

    Mo isn’t eligible he is a Somalian who now lives and trains in the US.

    Sorry that makes him British then.


  173. 173
    Gooey Blob says:

    Expect Ed Miliband to call for an enquiry when Wiggins wins.

  174. 174
    Living in 96.98 percent white Merseyside says:

    What have the Ukrainians ever done to you to be included amongst that lot?

  175. 175
    North Welsh and Cheshire person says:

    I must get some of those Boadicea scythe things for my car.

  176. 176
    Ed Milliband says:

    I get confused is that the good republicans who blow up kids in Ireland or the bad one’s who shoot kids in America?

  177. 177
    Gooey Blob says:

    While you’re bitting, put a few quid on the Tories to be the largest party after the next election. You can get good odds on that now, something you won’t be able to do as the election draws closer and Labour loses its mid-term support.

  178. 178
    The late great Barry Took, Gentleman says:

    Graves Disease, poor chap. But we did write some brilliant scripts together.

  179. 179
    Truthteller says:

    I think a British person should win it.

  180. 180
    nellnewman says:

    I did not know that clare balding was ethnic!

  181. 181
    Robert Lindsay says:

    I grew up, but I wasn’t any funnier in ‘My Family’.

  182. 182
    Ah ffs get a life says:

    Strange how people become emotional, but I suppose La La land is like that
    how many years have we been at war, how many people have died fighting it and how many have died on the receiving end, how many youngsters have died in these wars, doesn’t matter how you bubble wrap people with laws, if people don’t want to follow them then they won’t but my opinion doesn’t clash with yours so I must be a nasty bstard..

  183. 183
    nellnewman says:

    You could be right but cameron has to develop a proper spine first!

  184. 184
    Truthteller says:

    Apparently a piece of paper with British Citizen on it, makes you British.

  185. 185
    The late John Sullivan says:

    I agree, but I did learn how to write scripts, and Only Fools was the result.

  186. 186
    nellnewman says:

    Oh wait a minute I hadnlt read that properly – it’s a BBC Award!!

    Not going to be a very balanced affair in that case! +++yawn+++ I don’t watch the beeb!

  187. 187
    nellnewman says:

    Boris was very entertaining with that wasn’t he? And afterwards so funny! Just imagine if that had been gordon stuck up there in his suit and tie and how he would have chucked his nokia at somebody as they rescued him and he stalked off. ++++Laugh++++

  188. 188
    Republicans says:

    Hardly matters. Both have received lots of financing from the States.

  189. 189
    Maggie's Thatch says:

    I’m placing a bet that Maggie Thatcher will croak before the year is out. Actually, that’s the most humane thing, unless you think it’s good to have someone suffer dementia in their last years with no quality of life.

  190. 190

    Betting on Murray coming second.

  191. 191
    Farmer Giles says:

    I wonder what the human pig Moran is doing this evening?

    I bet she has got her face down in the swill

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    George Gideon Oliver Osborne says:

    My Dad is Brilliant. Upon reading the following joke written by women –

    Three wise women
    Would have asked for directions
    Arrived on time
    Helped Deliver the baby
    Brought practical gifts
    Cleaned the stable
    Made a casserole
    and there would be peace on earth

    He came out with an alternative, written by Men –

    Three wise women
    Would have got lost as they didn’t realise the map was upside down
    Arrived late, having stopped off at the shoe shops on the way to pick up the cheapest bargains
    Complained that Mary hadn’t gone to antenatal classes first
    Brought gifts they had already bought in last year’s January sales and with the money saved, upgraded the camel to business class
    Tut tuted at the state the cleaner had left it in and bitched at why Mary couldn’t do it herself as she wasn’t working anyway
    Refused to get a takeaway, complained that the donkey meat was too fatty and they couldn’t find it on the weight watchers point list
    Formed a discussion circle to discuss the implications of the birth, decided one would be a vicar, one wanted to be a model and have world peace and the third said to Joseph “When i want your opinion, i’ll give it you”


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    the furry fish says:

    everybody is British, do try to keep up.

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    EdAdolfHitlerBalls says:

    Jesse Owens!

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    minority rug muncher says:

    Yeah, she’s ethnically lezza nell.

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    Margaret Moran says:

    I’m very depressed. I’m at my villa in Spain feeling very depressed.

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    Gordon Brown says:

    Come on Tim!

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    Keith Hinduja Vazolene says:

    Wasn’t I just marvellous today, empathising with the nurse’s family. Her daughter in particular needed constant comforting – which was the least I could do.

    It is not too late to donate to this desperately poor family – please give all you can. You can go to any bank and make a deposit – cash only, please – into the special account, c/o Mr. Hinduja.

    Thank you.

    Vote Labour.
    Exploiting grief of One Nation.

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    the furry fish says:

    oh hang on, maybe that is what the dastardly scheme was all along, make everybody British then world domination, cool or cool Britannia even

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    Brown's shitst@ins at the BBC says:

    I hope Murray wins.

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    the furry fish says:

    I do think I have accidentally stumbled on their thinking. What numbskulls, find those fuckers and string them up.

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    I don't want to share the same air as the Edinburgh Labour voting dogshit says:

    If its the BBC it will be fixed. The winner has been decided by arseholes at the BBC. Corrupt.

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    labour, the truly nasty party says:

    You nasty little shit.

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    Anonymous says:

    Good tip Gooey. You’d better be fucking right.

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    the furry fish says:

    i’ll set them up

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    He who no longer posts says:

    Comment is no longer free:

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    nellnewman says:

    Be careful what you wish for! You may find in your last years you too suffer these problems!

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    the furry fish says:

    why not stuff 50thousand squid down your gullet and jump in the pool ?

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    nellnewman says:

    +++Laugh+++ she’s sitting on the terrace in her spanish villa overlooking her luxury pool towards the mountains of Granada and sipping a chilled , very nice, white wine.

    And she’s saying Thank you British Taxpayers for finding money through my mp expenses to buy my villa and my wine and for not prosecuting my criminal activities.

    Her pal baronessuddin is similarly thumbing her nose at us in her luxury palace in bangleland!

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    the furry fish says:

    apparently everybody gets 90 per cent of their nhs spending in the last year of their lives, as that is a pretty crap year why not skip it and save the nhs all that money ?

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    JH324532456356 says:

    Luckily, being a good shot will not be a necessity. It would be hard to hit a barn door if Abbopotamus was in front of it.

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    nellnewman says:

    really? seems to me the gay community if far greater than the one man one woman thingy – therefore I suspect ’tis I who is ethnic in that context!

    Not that i have a problem with that.

    I judge people , not by their sexual orientation, their colour or their creed. If they work hard, look after their own children well, look after their own house and garden well, try to fit in with the rest of us, I’m much much interested in their differences.

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    JH324532456356 says:

    I agree. In his brief post-win interview he came over as an absolutely top bloke too.

    Can’t have that. The BBC would rather be chasing (interminably dull and personality free) gay jailbait Tom Daly about.

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    The Brown Rat says:

    BBC fiddles the outcome.

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    The Libor party and I have been opposed to unrestricted immigration into the UK for nearly ten minutes now more than twenty years

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    nellnewman says:

    Yes well done keithvaz. As an exercise on how to turn true grief into a media circus it was a masterclass!

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    nellnewman says:

    Note to edballs from militwit ‘ do I really want to say this?’ ‘Or should I say something else?’

    Maybe I should make a statement like gordon – y’know – ‘British Jobs for British People?’ No? what should I say then? Please help!!!

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    minority report says:

    “really? seems to me the gay community if far greater than the one man one woman thingy – therefore I suspect ’tis I who is ethnic in that context!”

    You really have fallen for that 10% of the population propaganda haven’t you nell? At most it’s about 2%, if that. and don’t give me that, “what people do in the privacy of their own bedroom”, bollocks. What homos did in the privacy of ‘cottages’ around the country led to the spread of AIDS, there’s no getting around that.

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    Ed Balls - Shallow Chancer says:

    We modify the message in line with the electoral cycles/locations.

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    Idly Wondering says:

    How come I’m not on the short list?

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    UKIPiam says:

    I can see a lot of Scottish benefit money used to vote for Andy Murray.

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    UKIPiam says:

    Tough decision. A chap who cycles up half the mountains of France against someone who hits a ball over a net.

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    bandersnatch says:

    No worries there friend! The Oxfordshire Area Health Authority is already on the case! An emissary from them presented me with a form to sign, after I had had cause, briefly, to use the services of a Community Nurse. It said: ‘I agree to…’ three things. The final one was to trainee nurses coming to visit with qualified ones should I need their services again. I ticked ‘Yes’. Number one statement said that any NHS staff, at any time, could discuss me: my case/health/welfare with any others without reference to me, and without informing me. Number two said I agreed to NHS staff treating me/medicating me as they saw fit, if they deemed it to be ‘in my best interest’, again without discussing with me beforehand, and without informing me! A couple of NO boxes ticked there! This is an excellent way to clear the decks of inconvenient older people/ handicapped people/ bolshy people etc etc… all of whom have paid through the nose for the NHS throughout their lives!… Liverpool Pathway here they come… all ‘in their best interest’ of course!

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    fitzfitz says:

    Red Ed’s voice and articulation have become increasingly annoying – the training has made the situation worse … the ethnic man of the year choice chimes with his quota and positive discrimination obsessions …

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    FFS ! says:

    It’s not the Nobel prize for Physics we are talking about here, the clue is in the name FFS !

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    David Cameron says:

    If Spongebob lives in a circular pineapple then why does the inside have corners?

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    Amazing how some people rationalise their bigotry says:

    So let’s get this straight BOTH Federer and Djokivic lay down to him? Hmmm do you believe the Royal Family are Lizards by any chance ?

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    tum tum tum rum says:

    Maybe he made an apple pie.

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    nellnewman says:

    Yes but who is ‘their best interests’ you or them?

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    Amazing how some people rationalise their bigotry says:

    Andy Murray has a very droll personality which admittedly isn’t everyones cup of tea. Personally I couldn’t care less as long as he wins things. Nigel Ponsonby-Smyth or whoever the fuck the best player in England is is probably a right old wit and the life and soul of the cocktail circuit. On the other hand….

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    the furry fish says:

    could water be alive? could water change is reactions to become a cloud and leave mars an deposit itself on Earth?

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    Boris Johnson says:

    I was walking around Boots looking for a gift for my wife for Christmas when I noticed this fit blonde employee over in the perfume section, “Excuse me, love, do you mind if I have a little sniff?” I asked.

    “Of course not,” she replied, “that’s what I’m here for.”

    “Thanks,” I replied as I dropped to my knees and stuck my head up her skirt.

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    the furry fish says:

    fuck off hollywood that’s my idea

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    Obama couldn’t even speak from the heart! Once again he was using the autocue and reading a speech written by someone else (probably actor and director John Favreau). Obummer probably had directions on the autocue to appear weepy.

    Still taking Brahm Emmanuel’s advice of “never letting a crisis go to waste”.

    What a twat!!!

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    Walking in the shadow of giants says:

    Strange then that Lady T is one of only 3 Prime Ministers(the other two were Churchill and Attlee)who has been awarded Knight of the Garter;Order of Merit and Companion of Honour(all the personal gift of HMQ and ranked as 3 of the highest honours that can be awarded)and that Bliar has never even been awarded KG(as is the norm for all previous PMs…even Harold Wilson was awarded it and so was John Major at the first opportunity)even though there have been vacancies since he resigned in 2007.

    Lady T will also be the only second PM of 20th century(Churchill again)to be granted a state funeral……..perhaps the Queen thinks more of Lady T than you do ?

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    the furry fish says:


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    Wyte Van Mann says:

    ‘e doesn’t come from anywhere in Effixs, let along Saaffend.

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    A bit of cognitive dissonance amongst some here says:

    I’m a tad confused by all the angry posts in support of the right to buy semi-automatic and automatic firearms, many of the posts calling opponents fascists, nazis and nannies. My confusion is over the fact that they continue to live in a country where one can’t legally buy assault weapons. Mrs Thatcher never legalised it, so does that make her a marxist?

    It’s impossible to have a reasoned debate with such lunatics who feel some kind of simpatico with their right wing counterparts across the Atlantic over the issue of gun rights. Bear in mind, the question isn’t on banning guns altogether. Everyone on both sides of the argument accept the second amendment in the US. The issue is whether people can own weapons that enable you to murder scores of people within seconds just by pulling trigger and unleashing round after round. And yet, say this and all you get is “fuck you, you nazi, everyone should have the right to buy guns of any kind.” So, again, I’m confused, because if you believe that, what the fuck are you living here for? Why aren’t you living in America or Canada or Mexico or Iran or Iraq or Afghanistan or any other country where you can legally own assault rifles? By living here, you’re partaking in, by your rationale, a marxist nanny state where no government, including Conservative ones, has or ever will advocate legalising the ownership of automatic weapons. Put your money where your mouth is. Don’t keep drooling and ranting about marxists wanting to stop you from owning uzi 9mm’s if you’re going to continue living in a country which won’t allow it.

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    Anonymous says:

    Why do people who hate the BBC and want it abolished feel compelled to comment on one of its competitions?

    Should they not all be watching Dog Borstal Down Under or some such on SKY Plus Nine?

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    Smoot says:

    The next thing you know , old Ed’s a millionaire. Kin folk said Ed move away from there
    Primrose Hillmillies.

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    Keith Hinduja Vazolene says:

    Thank you, kind Madam.

    You see, it is an Indian custom dictated by the great God Bakhanda: if politicians physically comfort the fruitiest young girls who are grieving, they will be rewarded in Heaven – or, failing that, in mortgage-free properties in Leicester and London.

    However, this reward will only be effective if the comforting is done in the presence of television cameras – the more the better.

    As I said, we are desperately, desperately poor: our space programme is a whole week behind schedule. Please give generously.

    Vote Labour.

    Keith Vaz-olene
    Exploiting the grief of One Nation.

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    the furry fish says:

    we are such a tiny place with hardly any scary creatures that possessing weapons is probably for food.

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    The ultimate hard-on says:

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    the furry fish says:

    feel free to interject. my internet connection is crap ATM in fact is so crap I have forgotten what I was going to post about.

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    Marion the cat says:

    I see that Andy Murray is up there, in the BRITISH Broadcasting Corporations poll.

    The same Andy Murray who said on BBC, ‘I’am no British, Ahhm Scortischh’.

    Vote for someone BRITISH.

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    oooohhh - that's a toughy! says:

    - same reason people slow up to eyeball a car crash? ( no – not ACCIDENT! – CRASH !!

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    Hamish says:

    Jessica Ennis has the rare combination of being hot and nice.

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    For fans of Prick Giffin says:

    Hi righties. How many of you initially rejoiced when you heard 20 kids had been massacred in a school shooting because you assumed it must have happened at an inner city school and the victims were all black or poor? You must have been horrified when it emerged it happened in an affluent neighbourhood with mostly white kids. Maybe, just maybe, one day you’ll learn to react equally to the murder of innocent people. Till then, we’ll continue to enjoy the many wonderful posts here about “darkies, c*ons, n*****s, faggots, lezzas and wimmin”.

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    Joss Ayinglike says:

    You are sick.

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    Marion the cat says:

    but in his own words ‘ he’s no British, he’s Scottish. As such he is disqualified in the BBC SPOTY.

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    Anonymous says:

    It is however quite easy to stop a nutter in his tracks if YOU have a firearm.

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    Hamish says:

    That’s rampantly homophobic, Minority.
    Clare Balding is a competent television journalist, one of the few at the BBC who came out of the BBC’s preesntation of the Diamond Jubilee celebrations with any credit.
    Re your comment below, the culprit is anal sex not homosexuality per se, and certainly not lesbianism. Aids is rife in many countries where anal sex is practised as a form of contraception. There is no risk of conception, but an industrial strength condom should be used.

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    tum tum tum rum says:

    Maybe having to pay taxes to the BBC to use other tv companies channels gives people a say, when they end the BBC taxes then please come back and ask the same question.

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    Anonymous says:

    Hahahahaha, that’ll wind up the bed wetters! Your best vid to date taffy, but that’s not saying much.

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    Marion the cat says:

    I am sure that the markings are completely ‘politically correct’, but I would bet they are more dangerous for all the welsh and visitors who don’t understand. Who will sue the Government if there is an accident.

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    nellnewman says:

    Does it not bother you that those deaths were children? You are seriously sick!!

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    Check out this girl's belt! says:

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    Drop a Daisy cutter on ITV says:

    There are many things in life we pay for whether we use them or not. Like the local museum or the Royal Family.

    The BBC produces some fantastic programmes which the commercial broadcasters won’t touch, so if you don’t like their news coverage, watch Sky.

    ITV is for the braindead.

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    nellnewman says:

    gordonbrown earned £300,000 plus in December 2012 by trolling around the globe with his worthless speech about saving the world. Setting aside why any idiot would pay him to come and spe@k to them ….

    He has not once, in the last 12 months, been in the HoC to represent his constituents in Kirkcaldy.

    Why are we the taxpayer paying him £65k pa as an MP plus £100k pa for his constituency office + £60kpa for his expenses + £250kpa for his security chaps round the clock and on and on ….

    Time this worthless man went into retirement. when he does it will save the taxpayer a fortune.

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    Intermission says:

    Are you from an ethnic minority? Grieving in private for the loss of a loved one? Are you a telegenic teenage female?

    Then soothe your troubles away with Vazeline.

    Just apply liberally and slowly to the affected parts and your profile will be transformed – and your bank account, too.

    Available from all good Labour constituency offices (cash only).

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    Marion the cat says:

    Ahhm No British, Ahmm Scootisch. Can I still win?

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    Ed Balls - Shallow Chancer says:

    K. Vazeline. More nauseating than even Ed Millionaireband.

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    Simon Cowell says:

    Oi! …we use ITV to fool the brain dead Goy…however, the we use the BBC to fool the smarter Goy….all in all though, all the Goy are stupid cos they still keep watchin our shit on TV, observing our PC rules and getting more and more in debt to our banksters!


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    For fans of Prick Giffin says:

    The irony meter explodes every time a rightie calls someone sick or nasty, coming from a board where the daily content consists of jokes about ràpe, darkies, faggots, lezzas, nìggèrs, wimmin, moany disabled people, not to mention the joy openly expressed when Anders Breijvik massacred a group of what turned out to be young left wing students. The irony escapes them when they scream how nasty it is for anyone to make a joke about wanting a former conservative pm to die, and in the same breath say good riddance to a group of murdered teenagers just for holding different views to them. But then, virulent right wingers aren’t known for their self-awareness. Or insight. Or compassion. Or intelligence. They’re easy to please though. All you have to do is shout “wot wot nìggèr” like the brave lads who killed stephen lawrence and shoot a black kid armed with a bag of skittles and you’ll have them rolling in the aisles.

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    Marion the cat says:

    ‘Ahm no British, Ahhm Scortisch’. Rationalise Mr Murray’s comment please. It was in near-to English I suppose. TWAT.

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    Anonymous says:

    Preferably all 630 of them should fuck off into retirement. No more laws. No more expenses thieving.

    Headed by the bi-sexual in chief

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    Gordon Bruin says:

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    NRA PR Department says:

    I understand your excitement, but calm this is a sad time.

    We at the NRA can help train and arm those who wish to responsibly defend our children from this terror, and teach why the second amendment is sacrosanct.

    The Democrats misguided focus on education in schools has let the nation down. Focus needs to be regained for the more wholesome, profitable and productive programs of security in schools.

    This shooting should encourage the increase of peace officers to be recruited into schools for security. The NRA is here to help provide guidance on suitable weapons for this noble task.

    Remember, today’s lone gunman could tomorrow be your government, never forget that.

    All patriots should not forget to contact their local state representatives on the ‘Take your gun to work’ laws. This tragic event could have been ended sooner but for this: Follow Florida for Freedom.

    God bless America.

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    Socialists are Cnuts says:

    Unlike Bliar who lied about WMD’s and whose illegal war resulted in the deaths of 100,000 plus Iraqis.

    A classic left-winger, but in the league of good ole’ Uncle Joe Stalin who killed 20 million Russians.

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    Fishing rods r us says:

    Think you should try your fishing elsewhere, the fish in this pond are out , they work hard all week, pay taxes and play hard at the weekend.

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    Anonymous says:

    “….and in the same breath say good riddance to a group of murdered teenagers just for holding different views to them.”

    Er, how do you know they held different views to us you tit!? Knowing American kids they were patriotic upholders of the right to freedom. Now fuck off back to North Korea.

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    Sir Keith Joseph says:

    It’s not about left wingers vs right wingers….it’s about libertarianism (anarchy for private business) vs statism (regulation of private business and anarchism)

    What you see today on TV and in the HoC is just blue coloured libertariansim vs Red couloured libertarianism.

    Now look up Clause IV Johnny and after that run along to bed because the hours of sleep before midnight are worth double those afterwards.


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    Steve Buckle says:

    This story is not really worthy of comment (but please read the above).

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    Bollocks to Getting a Pseudonym says:

    I’d rather vote for someone ENGLISH.

  275. 275
    Alastair Campbell Murderer says:

    “the hours of sleep before midnight are worth double those afterwards”

    Is that actually true or is it just an urban myth?

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    minority report says:

    It was homos in the west you jock twat, we have no need to practise anal sex for reasons of contraception in the west, unless of course they’re pervs like you.

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    Lady Virginia Droit de Seigneur says:

    Wiggins deserves to win – he’s won Olympic gold medals indoor and outdoor as well as the Tour de France. No one in living memory has done that.

    Murray (much as I dislike the miserable prick) deserves to be second – massive achievement both inside and out of the Olympics

    Mo – third – and he would win in many other years

    Three worthwhile recipients among for once (remember Ryan Giggs, Damon Hill and Zara Phillps winning) a very crowded field.

    The fact that Laura Trott and Charlotte Desjardin didn’t even get nominated shows what a year this is.

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    Guardian reading lefty says:

    All of you right-wing little Englanders will be first against the wall come the revolution.

  279. 279
    Alastair Campbell Murderer says:

    “when he does [retire] it will save the taxpayer a fortune”

    Nah, we’ll still have to pay his gold-plated pension. Sweet really; he spent 10+ years smashing our pension-funds to bits, but when he retires he’ll expect us to fund his.

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    Two Dogs of Empiricism says:

    Fucking great wall you’ll need!

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    Bollocks to Getting a Pseudonym says:

    Are you trying to be funny, you Anglophobic tosser? You have a dig at us for not liking Murray (nothjing to do with the fact that he hates England, of course), but when do you ever quit the Anglophobic bigotry?

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    Yummy! The hand the feeds is tasty! says:

    An excellent plan, but with one small flaw.. once the right-wing wealth creators have been liquidated, who will create the wealth that’s spent on benefits/NHS/state education/pension/welfare state etc etc?

    I mean, little Alfie Chav in his council flat doesn’t pay much tax, does he? How many MRI scanners can you buy with the tax he pays? You’d barely afford the mains lead.

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    Anonymous says:

    We hate the BBC because they’re cheaters, they cheat by breaching the agreement accompanying the BBC Charter regarding impartiality every hour of every fucking day.

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    Bollocks to Getting a Pseudonym says:

    No problemo. The BBC will allow any nationality to win, as long as it isn’t English. Not that the BBC are xenphobes, of course.

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    Anonymous says:

    I don’t get any before midnight…

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    Santa Clause IV says:

    Nope…It’s all true!

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    Drop a Daisy cutter on ITV says:

    Take another sip my love And see what you will see, A fleet of golden galleons On a crystal sea…

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    Steve Buckle says:

    I tried experimenting with links like that but your controlling uberego prevented me from following through.
    Are you still expanding Hairy’s circle?

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    Red Ed is Annoyed because he cannot milk dead American's for Leveson says:

    Please keep your racist banter in Labour head office, thank you.

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    Guardian reading lefty says:

    How dare you bring reality into my mastubation fantasies of Marxist revolution.

    I hate all you right-wing little Englanders for bring the real world into my fantasy land.

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    Liberal Zombie says:

    Erm – no one thought that actually, or expresses any of those views, at least not that I’ve read.

    You may want to seek help though if you think that dead children is a suitable subject for making a political point.

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    nellnewman says:

    For alycampbell his waking and sleeping moments are dominated by thoughts of the the brilliant DrdavidKelly!!

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    Ja de d Je an says:

    Go home now…sitting in the corner of a crowded pub all on your own with your iphone nursing a pint will end in tears. The saddest words of all are “last orders” when you are all alone.

    Come on now, mummy will be gettig worried. Do us all a favour and leave.

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    Guardian reading lefty says:

    Any darkie or muzzie here want to be my token ethnic friend.

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    Start Me Up says:

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    Leveson cop says:

    What’s going on ‘ere then?

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    Guardian reading lefty says:

    All men are rapists.

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    Owen Jones's Joystick says:

    Fucking right. Bend over!

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    Guardian reading lefty says:

    How dare you the person that does me is my lezza girlfriend with a strap-on.

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    the furry fish says:

    really ! giving you stuff without asking ? unless you are in intensive care seems a bit unnecessary

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    Guardian reading lefty says:

    How dare you the person that does me like that is my lezza girlfriend with a strap-on

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    Pin her down says:

    She has to get ur bollocks out of the way first?

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    For fans of Prick Giffin says:

    Remedial literacy for you, stat. I was referring to the teenagers murdered in Norway.

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    Guardian reading lefty says:

    What bollocks I’m a Metrosexual.

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    DP says:

    What, both of you?

    What, both of you?

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    Guardian reading lefty says:

    Yes we take turns in being the man or the woman.

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    Lord Plaster Caster Sugar says:

    Sounds a bit suspiciously competitive to me.

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    Anonymous says:

    I’m proud of all our athletes- whether they won an Olympic medal or have triumphed in their own sport.
    The BBC sports personality thingy is a mere sideshow and completely irrelevant.

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    For fans of Prick Giffin says:

    Ah, the classic error that’s always made. You assume from my comment that I must ergo be a socialist. For a start, implying Blair is a socialist is hilarious. He’s about as socialist as his friend Dick Cheney. That aside, I have no time for socialists. I despise left wing lunatics as much as I hate right wing lunatics. The point which clearly escapes you is that it’s amusing for anyone on the right to call anyone else nasty when the general nature of the discourse from them is of the most misanthropic nature. A case in point: I agree that it’s tasteless for anyone to look forward to celebrating the death of Thatcher. But that same outrage coming from those who’ve openly rejoiced over the deaths of Michael Foot and the aforementioned Norwegian teenagers is rather absurd. There is zero self-awareness of the irony in calling everyone else nasty whilst at the same time indulging in identical behaviour. It would be like John Prescott calling Eric Pickles a fat pig or Edwina Currie saying adulterers should be ashamed.

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    Tay King-dePisse says:

    It never ceases to amaze me that there are people out there who prate on and on about the oppressed peoples of the world needing to rise up and “smash” (one of their favourite words) the “fascist” regimes which are subjugating them, and to those mouthy morons I pose the question– seriously, and not rhetorically– with what sort of weaponry should the rebels be doing it? Who will provide them the guns and ammo of a type which can do the job? Needless to say, an oppressive regime is hardly likely to allow much gun ownership of ANY kind, and the rebels cannot start from a worse position than that. One can turn that same argument around– a government which allows widespread gun ownership is hardly likely to be very oppressive, as it would be starting from a less-strong position. It is primarily the Left who bang on (pun intended) about the need FOR guns in the one instance and the need to BAN guns in the other. Of course, in a nation where THEY control either the government or the terms of the debate, through their Media and Academic allies, gun ownership is undesirable, because by definition, that nation CAN’T possibly be the kind of oppressive regime which might someday need to face an armed populace finally sick and tired of government’s overreaching– “It can’t happen here!” So tell me, Lefties, are you secretly gunrunners to other countries? No, really– are you? How will they get the weapons then? And why can’t we private citizens get in on a little home front action?

  312. 312
    Anonymous says:

    Is Hacked Off advisor Alistair Campbell taking tips from Kazakhstan’s attitude to the press?

  313. 313
    just asking says:

    Does Alistair Campbell sleep at night?

  314. 314
    Guardian reading lefty says:

    We are only competative when we have the painters in.

  315. 315
    Blank shite of paper says:

    Or calling you someone with an opinion.

  316. 316
    Dynorod says:

    Did you just go out for a shit?

  317. 317
    Nick Griffin says:

    I cried tears of joy when i read about those wanna be Tony B LIARS, Bruffoons, Harpics, Mandyslimes, paedo Jack Straws, being taken out by my hero Mr Anders Breivik, what a shame he couldn’t have done it here 40 years earlier, Britain would a far more civilized country than it is now thanks to those bastards who let the scum of the world in to what was a civilized country.

  318. 318
    dole dodger says:

    You sure your from this planet, you seem to be reading from page 99 when everybody else is on the last page, you seriously need to get a grip with yourself.

  319. 319
    Polly Toynbee ate my hamster says:

    You have a way with words.
    Want to be my apprentice?

  320. 320
    Top-Up Poster says:

    Somebody is misbehaving here offisher…

  321. 321
    Dross Cresser says:

    Pretending to be a woman – disgraceful

  322. 322
    Polly Toynbee ate my hamster says:

    yes and to stick a poster of che on my bedroom wall.

  323. 323
    Nick Griffin says:

    Typical commie, you think we are waiting in awe for your latest deluded rant, we don’t care, we are old enough to have our own opinions, which one are you ? Martin day or Charlie soft widget. Sports person of the year must be My hero MR ANDERS BREIVIK.

  324. 324
    Phallacy of the undistributed middle says:

    Beavering away with a pencil.

    Have I go that right?

  325. 325
    Saffron says:

    This subject of sport sport and more sport is wall to wall with all of the media,I really do get pi–ed off with this crap.
    Since when was this countries fortunes ever tied up with sport,there are now too many people making big bucks out of this endless crap that is churned out.
    Who cares about the bullshit corporations sportsperson of the year,what does it mean to taxpayers/immoral license tax payers to the BIASED BROADCASTING CRETINS,absolutely jack shit as long as they can proceed on their merry way.
    Clara Baldun,the jock tennis one brady wigans,what a subject NOT.

  326. 326
    Polly Toynbee ate my hamster says:

    You should be.
    I am writing my next column about when the revolution comes how we will dispose of you mr nick griffin.

  327. 327
    Polly Toynbee ate my hamster says:

    Nothing wrong with the BBC if you like coke or Sodomites.

  328. 328
    Polly Toynbee ate my hamster says:

    Yes and munching on my girlfriends rug as well.

  329. 329
  330. 330
    My Favourite Mairn says:

    Does she have a Cairy Hole?

  331. 331
    Nick Griffin says:

    Ah, the classic error that’s always made. You assume from my comment that I must ergo be a nob head. For a start, implying Blair is a nob head is hilarious. He’s about as much of a nob head as his friend Dick head. That aside, I have no time for nob heads. I despise left wing nob heads as much as I love right wing freedom fighters, The point which clearly escapes me is that it’s amusing for anyone on the left to call anyone else nasty when the general nature of the discourse from them is of the most spite and envy nature. A case in point: I agree that it’s splendid for anyone to look forward to celebrating the death of B LIAR. But that same outrage coming from nob heads like me who’ve openly rejoiced over the deaths of Michael Foot and the aforementioned Norwegian teenagers is rather encouraging. There is zero self-awareness of the irony in calling everyone else nasty whilst at the same time indulging in identical behaviour. It would be like Eric Pickles calling fatty Hattersley a gluttonous pig or me describing myself as a deluded prick, which incidentally is a very accurate description, bazinga!

  332. 332
    BBC says:

    Anyone for a bit of sodomy?

  333. 333
    Gordon Brown says:

    That is a very prudent point of view.

  334. 334
    Sodomie profonde says:

    What again?

  335. 335
    Martin Smith UAF soap dodger says:

    Next time I see you Griffin I will beat you to death with a copy of Karl Marx’s Das Capital.

  336. 336
    Saffron says:

    My wife says that all she wants is her ENGLAND back like it used to be before certain traitors to this land,sold the ordinary people of this land down the river,big time and they are Quislings.

  337. 337
    Peter Tatchell says:

    Most definately bumboy.

  338. 338
    Saffron says:

    Thanks Gweedo,from my wife with no moderation.

  339. 339
    GameBoy says:

    You are dead. You scored two out of a possible 1080 points. Would you like to play again? Y/N

  340. 340
    The Frankfurt School says:

    No chance of that.
    We have won.

  341. 341
    Hodge Bodge says:

    A tiny, tiny, tiny nob, and you are a nazi.

  342. 342
    Compassionate tweet posted by NRA on day of massacre says:

  343. 343
    are you penny red? says:

    typical leftie mindset though

  344. 344
    why the silence? says:

    Isnt there anyone in his constituency prepared to complain about their MP’s failure to represent them?

  345. 345
    Sex personality of the year says:

    My hero is the one armed albino currently buggering Mrs Thatcher with a lead pipe as she drools and sings to herself in a pool of her own faeces.

  346. 346
    Huge Grant says:


  347. 347
    dole dodger says:

    Shh, you know we are not allowed opinions like that, Libor brought out 3000 laws to suppress the people of this country, they closed the pubs by making sure a smoking ban was enforced and cheap booze was available in the supermarkets so people couldn’t talk about them.

  348. 348
    The Chainsaw of righteous justice says:

    That’s just unnecessarily offensive.

  349. 349
    Fattie Abbot says:

    Is it coz I is a fat bot

  350. 350
    The BBC causes serious mental health problems says:

    Anyone catch Church’s joke about the monkey in Ikea on HIGNFY last night ? It involved AIDS.

    In fact, other than the canned laughter and me, did anyone watch it ? I think a refund is in order, and a complaint to OFCOM.

    F*ck the BBC – utter filth.

  351. 351
    Koindown says:

    I, with respect, admire your lack of a real life, sir.

  352. 352
    Grumpy old git says:


  353. 353
    Liberal Zombie says:

    Seems to be ZaNuLabour, yes.

  354. 354
    The Frankfurt School says:

    Racist, Sexist, Homopobe etc etc etc

  355. 355
    On the matter of the self-referential:- says:

    It is a real bugger isn’t it?

  356. 356
    Anonymous says:

    Now you tell us you fucking idiot.

  357. 357
    The BBC causes serious mental health problems says:

    Given that my previous post ranks with a Bercowitz tweet, I assume you refer to mine.

    In my defense, I did watch it on iPlayer earlier this afternoon – more just to check how whacko the Beeb have gone, and they have gone even further.

    I thank you for your respectful admiration, and have purchased a fresh tin of paint and a brush for the next time I feel tempted to watch something on the BBC.

  358. 358
    I was born without a name so I will continue in the same vein says:

    Politics in the UK is like a large number of bald men fighting over the same toothless comb.

  359. 359
    Anonymous says:

    Brown runs his constituency like a jock mafia fiefdom, nobody dare step out of line.

  360. 360
    nasty wanker watch says:

    That’s his problem, he’s getting too much of a grip, too often

  361. 361
    Drop a Daisy cutter on ITV says:

    A WORLD-famous pop star is being investigated over alleged sex offences after his name was passed to police working on the Jimmy Savile case.

    The platinum-selling artist, a household name, is one of 25 figures facing probes under Operation Yewtree, which began after the Savile scandal broke earlier this year.

    Police are also expected to arrest a film director in the next few weeks.

    The name of the pop star was first handed to police in 2008 when a convicted sex offender claimed he was part of a p*edophile ring with Savile.

    The p*edo was in Whitemoor Prison, Cambs, at the time and passed a list of other child sex offenders to his probation officer. It is understood the list was handed to police but there was not enough evidence for them to act.

    Now his name has come up again, he is being “actively investigated”, according to sources close to the inquiry

  362. 362
    Conrad says:

    Or sanctimonious liars and hypocrits.

  363. 363
    Bogeyman says:

    Christ almighty, I’ve just seen Vaz “chaperoning” the family of the suicide nurse. If they can haul in Freddie Starr for appearing in the same room as a girl 30 years ago, how the fuk does Vazoline get away with fondling the 14-year-old daughter in front of TV cameras?

  364. 364
    Nick says:

    He is a Labour voting benefit bum, their heads are like sewers.

  365. 365
    Owen Jones says:

    Tory MP calling for return of Section 28, defending sanctity of marriage caught with his trousers down.

  366. 366
    The Telegraph just ain't what it used to be is it darlin x ? says:

    …thе оutrаgеоus flіrtіng bеtwееn thе mаn оn wаtеrlоо brіdgе аnd thаt chіppy lіttlе wеnch еwаnmе bоthа…

  367. 367
    B LIAR says:

    Are you forgetting we have a date in the public toilets just so i can kick your stupid head in?

  368. 368
    Sex personality of the year says:

    Sorry. I meant to say two men are my heroes: a black one armed man buggering Mrs Thatcher with a lead pipe as she drools and sings her favourite song Two Little Boys whilst in a pool of her own faeces, and a dwarf on stilts ramming a hosepipe up her withered old c-unt whilst forcing her to deep throat a studded dildo.

  369. 369
    not a machine says:

    mmmm not bad , thereby leaving only the government legitimate group meetings , as independent forum , but designed to iron out any non compliance , by rejecting your opinions as per run program ……

    And to think I had blaming it on the price of ale …. and the rise of the supermarket from chummy conveinience to background stasi collaborater

    Huhne judge tweet looks tasty , ah yes but how can erm …. that happen me lud ??

  370. 370
  371. 371
    JH324532456356 says:

    Let’s shoot the Guardian readers instead.

    The way they are going, you’d be able to fit them along the wall of the average garden shed.

  372. 372
    For fans of Prick Giffin says:

    No, it was fairly clear in the context but you were just too fucking retarded to understand. I do apologise. You’re used to the b èn p school of discourse: “wot wot nìggà” etc.

  373. 373
    JH2346347634 says:

    Here’s Keith unwinding after a difficult day looking after the interests of this poor family.

  374. 374
    not a machine says:

    Hardly bears thinking about , 7-10 yr olds being shot , by mentally disturbed teen , we shall have to see what contributing factors there may have been.

    Perhaps being as drugs has been in news we shouldnt forget slaughter in Mexico over market for drugs that can make you mentally disturbed , hope the liberals have factored in weird drug violent behaviour % when its all tickety boo , with yer legit drug business , wonder if you will be earn club points ??

  375. 375
    Bob Blackman says:

    So what? Yeah, I had an 11 year affair. But it was with a woman. I can still preach about the sanctity of marriage and have an 11 year affair at the same time.

  376. 376
    For fans of Prick Giffin says:

    “you think we are waiting in awe for your latest deluded rant”

    No, but I notice something. You replied to it.

    Now what was I saying about lack of self-awareness?

  377. 377
    Anonymous says:

    I come to the internet for names mate, not fucking rumours.

  378. 378
    Adam and the Pedants says:

    Or people that can spell.

  379. 379
    Unob. says:

    There is an off knob.

  380. 380
    Anonymous says:

    Lefties have been drooling over the possibility he may be a right wing nutter, sad bastards.

  381. 381
    4th Test in India says:

    Someone always steps up to the plate…

  382. 382
    Garry Luss. says:

    Si, wise as ever less means more ,well unsaid.

  383. 383
    Anonymous says:

    To be fair those kids were being brainwashed with socialist, ‘gingerbread houses for everybody hogwash’. Too bad they were killed by one of their own, a National Socialist.

  384. 384
    Nemesis says:

    Eric Pickles to win – the most obscene chin in all sport history but waddles to the finishing line in an outstanding five yard marathon just by using his forked tongue.

  385. 385
    Gordon Brown, my part in his bumhole, by Chris '3½' Bryant says:

    Oh yes.

  386. 386
    Gordon Brown, my part in his bumhole, by Chris '3½"' Bryant says:

    Offknob, the code for nonces and pedos.

  387. 387
    Bogeymen frighten your children says:

    Good name for you ,full of nasty snot.

  388. 388
    Stating the bleeding obvious. says:

    How Can Murray win a Personality contest ?

  389. 389
    Anonymous says:

    Piss off Keith, you greasy little arsewipe.

  390. 390
    The Frankfurt School says:

    All right-wing people are nutters.
    Us Marxists are normal.

  391. 391
  392. 392
    Keith Vaz is the new Savile says:

    How can he justify fondling a teenage girl in public?

  393. 393
    The Frankfurt School says:

    The white race is history in this country now.

  394. 394
    Keith Vaz is the new Savile says:

  395. 395
    Aworid Sammareetan says:

    You must have been the only one that watched it, sad…but hey I suppose you are safe in your lonely room, keep obsessing, all the best.

  396. 396
  397. 397
    Anothernonymous says:

    Now then nonny nonny watch your blood pressure.

  398. 398
    The Frankfurt School says:

    Is she shagging that Irish pikey she is always on tv with?

  399. 399
    Max Clifford says:

    Did you?

  400. 400
    Tooin Tense says:

    Quite obsessed, this says more about you than anybody else.

  401. 401
    Osama the Nazarene says:

    Ah Frank, the man who liked a line.

  402. 402
    Osama the Nazarene says:

    Respect to Mrs and the Mss Fawkes but Lewis ain’t got a hope. I like Flavia though.

  403. 403
    Osama the Nazarene says:


  404. 404
    Who is it that giveth a shiite? says:

    “Sports Personality” 2nd only in the tautology stakes to “Socialist Worker”.

  405. 405
    Osama the Nazarene says:

    Said the 5 year old kid!

  406. 406
    White British Londonistanian says:

    Those socialist bastards turned me into an ethnic minority in the capital of my own fucking country.

  407. 407
    Is it really so hard? says:

    It is simple: She is sincere and she likes sport.

  408. 408
    Did someone say sign language says:

    The French have a nice line in sign language,

  409. 409
    Stewie Griffin says:

    Wait to see me in 40 years. You may wish I’d been done away with, too.

  410. 410
    The Sickness of Socialism says:

    I’m just waiting for the usual lefties to crawl by and accuse Murray of being a “Little Scotlander”.

    Funny thing is, every other country in the universe is accepted to be patriotic except for “Little England”.

    Every hear of a little American, German, Chinaman, Indian, etc.?

    Why do the left hate their own kind so much?

  411. 411
    Aviin Alarf says:

    Vote John Terry, that’ll learn ‘em.

  412. 412
    Standard Socialist Traitor says:

    He is hideously white!

  413. 413
    Hugh Noes says:

    Some sort of cheap trouser magnate perhaps?

  414. 414
    Mr Picky-Picky says:

    Erm, don’t you mean “oxymoron”? “Socialist ‘WANKER'” is a tautology.

  415. 415
    Taffy The Unconquered says:

    The signs are in original British. You would not know that because unlike Wales, you have been conquered by the Romans, the Saxons, the Vikings, the Normans and finally by New Labour.

    Quite sad really, boyo. ;-)

  416. 416
    Scotland came begging to England for Union says:

    Here’s another wee chip for the other shoulder to keep you balanced jocko.
    Hoots mon! You’ll have had your tea?

  417. 417
    Jack Straw-man says:

    Hey, my daddy was a sit-at-home cry-baby when there was fighting to be done too, and although I am the son of immigrants, I am more than happy to send the sons and daughters of the British overseas to die for my freedom.

    I think a bit of torture and rendition is ok too, but then I am a fuckwit lefty.

  418. 418
    White Brit Londonistanian says:

    You’d better watch your language sonny, I may be white but in London I am a minority and that might make you the racist.


  419. 419
    sad but true says:

    Guns don’t kill people, the American military-industrial complex kills people.

    And Labour will help them with a spot of assisted rendition.

  420. 420
    you better you better you bet says:

    The reason you can get good odds on that is because it is not going to happen.

    You do understand how odds work, right?

  421. 421
    Nursey says:

    Seek help, now.

  422. 422
    Who is it that giveth a shiite? says:

    You are quite right.

    In my defence I only say it was the stress of finding that I am now an ethnic minority in the capital of my own country that temporarily sent me astray.

  423. 423
    the furry fish says:

    surely amongst those hardy scots there must be one at least would give him a few slaps to remind him what his job was ?

  424. 424
    Brahn bread says:

    Perhaps Handy Andy with his racquet might have a word… At least he’ll be useful for something Scorch.

  425. 425
    Brahn bread says:

    Aha! That apostrophe reveals you to be the local Islington greengrocer!

  426. 426
    Brahn bread says:

    Claim a 6 bedroom house in Islington then…

  427. 427
    Brahn bread says:

    Well then, all the more reason to claim your 6 bedroom house in Islington. You can get the other 10 pale-face survivors to come for the weekend.

  428. 428
    albacore says:

    A rare instance where LibLabCons ain’t two-faced
    In their striving to get the British replaced
    No more of that obsolete “I spy strangers”
    How could there possibly be any dangers
    Sitting the monarch and her loyal Parliament
    Where outnumbered English are allowed no dissent?

  429. 429
    New world order justice says:

    Be funny if the mother was a registered democrat eh? Even funnier if the deranged gunman just happened to be an Obama activist and Al Gore green taliban disciple. The BBC must be in mourning that the gunman was not a republican NRA climate change denier.

  430. 430
    New world order justice says:

    Are you sick in the head or just an extremist hate filled lefty? Just a normal lefty then.

  431. 431
    Anonymous says:

    Margaret Hodge’s self-stated tiny, tiny, tiny holding in Stemcor extends to 17,004,600 shares or 9% of the company total. They are worth in excess of £20 million according to research done by Priti Patel. Some of these shares are in her children’s names and there is also a trust. But 2,399,600 are still held in her own name according to Stemcor themselves.

    33% of Stemcor’s turnover relates to UK business. But only 3% of its total tax bill is paid to HMRC.

    Yet she sits as the chairman of the PAC and criticises Starbucks, Amazon and Google for exactly the same thing.

    None of these actions by any of these companies is illegal by current UK law. But criticising companies for doing exactly the same thing as she directly and indirectly derives substantial financial gain from may justifiably be described by the following word:


    But she is a Labour MP so that is presumably enough both to explain and condone the situation.

  432. 432
    Anonymous says:

    Margaret OPPENHEIMER

  433. 433
    Marques de Rey says:

    And people still vote for this wretch? It’s official that her constituents are cretins.

  434. 434
    Margaret Hodge-Oppenheimer says:

    Do be quiet, little serf. I’m an self-important MP and can do what the fuck I like – at your expense, of course.

    And if you complain, I’ll smear you as an anti-sem’ite. ‘kay?

  435. 435
    Red Rag says:

    Can you get a bet on a drink driving conviction double – Guido?…..

  436. 436
    Mornington Crescent says:

    With good reason, given we’re talking about one of the most corrupt and mendacious MPs in recent history – who has made a career of playing the race card, to boot.

    Groping that 12-year-old is, for me, just a detail – an old fool getting a cheap thrill. More important is why he’s elbowed his way into this affair at all. The “the family asked me” excuse doesn’t wash – he should have sent them to their own MP.

  437. 437
    David Cameron says:

    Because it was the right thing to do.

    Hate preacher Abu Qatada’s new £450,000 four bedroom home – paid for by you

  438. 438
    Chlöe Sal Gerbeeba says:

    It’s the ‘off’ knob that kills the power to their studios which needs getting at.

  439. 439
    George Gideon Oliver Osborne says:

    Mr. Krabs lives in Bikini Bottom. Think about it….. Take all the time you need.

  440. 440
    Gays R Us says:

    David — you really must reconsider your priorities.

    £450,000 would have funded the salaries, pension contributions and expenses of two additional LG BT Outreach Development Managers for a whole year.

  441. 441
    Jed says:


    Chris Huhne was last night at the centre of fresh speculation over his political future after a judge went public with a claim that a criminal case against the ex-Cabinet Minister was about to be dropped.

    Laurence Brass, a lawyer and former Liberal Democrat parliamentary candidate, published a message on Twitter that said: ‘Breaking news. Met ex-Energy Sec Chris Huhne in Commons, who confirmed that prosecution against him will be dropped next month.’

  442. 442
    Anonymous says:

    For a house worth up to 450k that rent seems pretty low.

    The rent will of course be paid by the taxpayer direct to the letting agent who will take 8/10 per cent and the rest after vat will go to the owner who will pay income tax .

    If the tenant has claimed money falsely we will get everything back from the owner.

  443. 443
    London Wasp says:

    You’re a Barking Mad Immigrant — piss off back whence you came, you hypocritical cow.

  444. 444
    Daniel Lambert knew my great great great grandfather says:

    Ex Minister The Rt Hon Keith Vaz MP is of course the most senior British Asian MP in Parliament so it is therefore absolutely proper that he should be engaged in this….His many frequent appearances in the local evening paper….”The Leicester Mercury” where he never spares himself from highlighting the many and varied concerns of his constituents in Leicester East is a testimony to his hard work in this regard…….

  445. 445
    ah! monika's moniker is a gonner says:

    Tweet no longer there.

  446. 446
    Aricolza Narzole says:

    The Limp-Dumbs seem to have some kind of death-wish.

  447. 447
    He who no longer posts says:

    Sue me then.

    Truth is sometimes still a defence.

  448. 448
    Dave "Butch" Cameron says:

    Just been to Mdm Tussauds where they have Boris Johnson positioned in front of the 10 Downing St door. Strange.

  449. 449
    ShirtliftersRus says:

    We’re behind you all the way, Dave.

  450. 450
    Anonymous says:

    Church was it? I thought it was Jo Brand with contact lenses.

  451. 451
    CCHQ says:

    Dnepropetrovsk beat FC Metalist Kharkiv 3-1.

    Just thought you might like to know that.

  452. 452
    Backslapping party in SE Engerlund says:

    A tennis player will no doubt win the Overseas SPOTY again, no doubt. Andy Murray? or am I about four years too early….

  453. 453
    Backslapping party in SE Engerlund says:

    A certain princess won it one year. And didn’t her daughter win it too thirty years later of something? But she was a fox! mmmmmm

  454. 454
    Backslapping party in SE Engerlund says:

    Keith Vaseline might be a good handle to use here, if it hasn’t been used yet. Just a suggestion – feel free.

  455. 455
    Backslapping party in SE Engerlund says:

    Since I am welsh, I would be more interested in a longbow and arrow, NRA.

  456. 456
    Backslapping party in SE Engerlund says:

    Got to be WG Grace from cricket, closely followed by Henry VIII – he was brilliant at that sport jousting.

  457. 457
    Vaz represents all that is bad in politicians says:

    Piss off. He should represent all people equally and not just those who come from India and 10 year old girls.

    He is making political capital out of a family tragedy and is no better than the pranksters who started it all off.

  458. 458
    Backslapping party in SE Engerlund says:

    Third SPOTY comment down is not me, must be my double, Saddam like. Donkey Derby was then me – and today I am calling myself this.

    Excellent vid citizen, remember it well on the telly – let’s put them fascists up against the wall shall we – and yes, POWER to JOE BLOGGS!!

  459. 459
    Bollocks to Getting a Pseudonym says:

    Having Irish ancestors need not stop a person being English, but being a Liebore MP does.

  460. 460
    Backslapping party in SE Engerlund says:

    What? Those hub caps with knives on then? Think Boudicca still holds the patent on them. Took the Romans to court she did, for patent infringements.

  461. 461
    Bollocks to Getting a Pseudonym says:

    Just like England has been well and truly fucked by Labour’s immigration policy.

  462. 462
    Bollocks to Getting a Pseudonym says:

    Jess Ennis has one major problem, as far as the Left is concerned. Her mother’s white and English

  463. 463
    Handycock (Teen Fondler) says:

    Reminds me of Katya on a saturday afternoon with me in her taxpayer funded apartment. Boaz.

  464. 464
    Bluto Schpaper says:

    He was due to be let off last month but the local shop was all out of catherine wheels.

  465. 465
    Backslapping party in SE Engerlund says:

    Joke for you Dolly – an old one I know, but the youngters might have not heard of it, yet.

    How do you get four elephants in a mini?
    Two in the front and two in the back.

    How do you get two whales in a mini?
    Over the Severn Bridge.

  466. 466
    Daniel Lambert knew my great great great grandfather says:

    Ay -oop we folk of Leicester enjoy irony me duck !!

  467. 467
    Mrs Coe (the aged) says:

    I don’t know how my Seb won the olympics – he’d never eat his breakfast – he was a very naughty boy

  468. 468
    the furry fish says:

    what’s the difference between a stew and a casserole ? no really I want to know, I’m guessing a casserole goes in an oven and a stew is heated from below but are there any differences ?

  469. 469
    Backslapping party in SE Engerlund says:

    He was in the shadow of Brighton’s Steve Ovett, he is the true hero of then – Coe is just a tory, and that is why he is still in the limelight in that SE Igerlund, he beca,e one of their puppets.

    Song for Steve, wherever he is these days, from Brighton,

  470. 470
    Backslapping party in SE Engerlund says:

    casserole is tory – they are too posh to say stew. Both the same.

  471. 471
    Backslapping party in SE Engerlund says:

    too posh to push the torys are as well, ey Sam?

  472. 472
    Backslapping party in SE Engerlund says:

    now I am not saying the torys get that low, but it makes you think what happened,

    Just hope to God not.

  473. 473
    Harrow Gant Kant says:

    Hoy or Wiggins is my bet.

  474. 474
    Harrow Gant Kant says:

    Ahhhh it’s all in the moniker – very fackin fanny!! lol

  475. 475
    Haribo Halfwit says:

    If everybody isn’t made forcibly equal, people might notice some are faster, brighter, slower than others.

    Harrison Bergeron is a short-short story that explains a lot.

  476. 476
    Haribo Halfwit says:

    Well done, evading those persistent Irish invaders. And keeping your Chief Druid coming to harm on Anglesey. /bitterirony

  477. 477
    Only in the UK says:

    Sebastian Coe is to be honoured for his achievements on and off the track by being given the Lifetime Achievement Award at Sundays BBC Sports Personality of the Year awards.

    So I surmise that a lifetimes achievement consists of running in circles quite fast. brown-nosing, and organising the waste of £12 billion.

    Nice one Seb.

  478. 478
    Those were they days my friend says:

    I have done not a day’s work since I helped organise the 1948 London Games.

    Can I be considered for the annual Loaftime Award yet?

  479. 479
    Gordno Brown says:

    Jocky Wilson will win easily.

  480. 480
    Dysgwr_Cymraeg says:

    He can’t look at the description in his moniker.

  481. 481
    Ryan says:

    It’s Mo for Mohammed. Despite the convenient re-branding complete with hand signals he is a devout Muslim from Somalia who only came to the UK when he was 8. More or less the poster child for Millibland’s “one nation” bollocks.

  482. 482
    Ryan says:

    The Celts believed in cannibalism. Nothing changes really.

  483. 483
    Taffy The Unconquered says:

    Romano-British propaganda, boyo.

  484. 484
    Taffy The Unconquered says:

    We kept our language, you speak a mess of pidgin.

  485. 485
    Ted Turner says:

    It is violent Democrats who go around doing mass shootings as everyone knows.

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