December 14th, 2012

Max Moments: I Banned Underage Girls From Sex Parties


Max Clifford tells us in his book Read All About It” that he took extra care to make clear that underage girls were never allowed at his infamous sex parties. According to Clifford:

“The parties initially took place about once a month, then weekly. I became the ringmaster, a role I like to have in many aspects of life, and particularly when I’m in the middle of big stories. The parties became my circus and various people performed in different ways. I didn’t allow drugs to be taken or anyone underage to come… Although what I’ve done is certainly immoral, sexual procuring has never bothered me as long as the people involved have been old enough to know what they’re doing.”

A helpful disclaimer…

UPDATE: In his own words…


  1. 1
    142857 says:


  2. 2
    Hank the Cat says:


  3. 3
    Hank the Cat says:

    Was Saaly Bercow at any of the parties?

  4. 4
    Shocked of Sheen says:

    Filthy so-and-so.

  5. 5
  6. 6
    We want totty says:

    If you could do it, who wouldn’t?

  7. 7
    Pretorian Fireguard says:


  8. 8
    Literally says:

    ‘anyone underage to come’

    Everybody else did though phnarr phnarr

  9. 9
    Angus Deayton says:

    “Was Saaly Bercow at any of the parties?”

    No…but I was!

  10. 10
    Pussy whipped Squeaker says:

    “my lovely mate”

  11. 11
    tube_thumper says:

    t tat for a twat

  12. 12
    coke a cola salesman says:

    I’ve got a special offer on this Christmas Angus, just give me a call :)

  13. 13
    Kcud akcuf says:

    Ed Miliband: every Briton should speak English

    Why don’t you then? Ohhh…………………………

    You’re not a Briton!

  14. 14
    Daveid Icke says:

    What about the rumours of bestiality and under age chimps, and the python story,not forgetting the duck and octopus rumour, we need to know..

  15. 15
    bergen says:

    It’s beginning to sound as if he has much to be worried about.

  16. 16
    Ja d ed Jea n says:

    Max has got classic signs of Narcissistic Personality Disorder. Axis II Cluster B.

    Beware of these types beacuse like drug addicts (and MPs too), they seek supply.

  17. 17
    Atilla the Hunni says:

    Its your you ignoramus…..

  18. 18
    Head Lizard of the 23rd Masonic Lodge says:

    Calm down dear it’s only PR.

  19. 19
    Winninggate says:

    It’s it’s you fool.

  20. 20
    Anonymous says:

    What an absolutely charming man. He is credit to the UK.

  21. 21
    DSM-V® says:

    I concur.

  22. 22
    Ivor Biggun says:

    Max Clifford in Cluster fuck.

    It is all over the net like a rash from one his events.

  23. 23
    Jimmy Savile says:

    Indeed he is.

  24. 24
    Sally Muff Diver says:

    Max ate my beaver!

  25. 25
    "Dai the cash in hand" says:

    Funny, the outher week max said “No one checked birth certificats in those days” funny that..

  26. 26
    "Dai the cash in hand" says:

    Ah jimmy, the ultimats “Get out of jail card” dead simples, and your tax free being dead too…hmmmm lot to be said for being dead…

  27. 27
    Long John Silver's parrot says:

    Thank Christ we have Max Clifford to defend morals in public life.

    We are so lucky to have him.

  28. 28
    Anonymous says:

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  29. 29
    Max Clifford - honestly says:

    Ha ha, that fooled you! You actually believed something I wrote!! It was a pack of lies, of course. Ah – but can you believe I’m telling the truth when I say I was lying? Or is that a lie too?

  30. 30
    Ed Millibandth says:

    I doeth speakth engwish you wepwobate!

  31. 31
    Paddy Doherty says:

    What’s the tattoo say ” all welcome”?

  32. 32
    Icke says:

    I tell you, that Ken Livingstone had lizards everywhere.

  33. 33
    The Sun Says says:

    Max ate my Beaver!

  34. 34
    Margaret Moran says:

    Max seems a trustworthy sort of guy.

  35. 35
    Bill says:

    will sally have welcome tattooed on her rug !!!

  36. 36
    Anonymous says:

    Tattoo tramp

  37. 37
    Mr BumBum says:

    “Please wipe your feet before entering”

    or, more realistically

    “Hold on to my boots boys, I’m going in”

  38. 38
    Anonymous says:

    So 1990s chav footballer…

  39. 39
    Dr Evil says:

    What a vile man he has turned out to be.

  40. 40
    David Bellamy says:

    Some nice pampas grass I see behind you Max

  41. 41
    ah! monika's moniker is a gonner says:

    You’re = you are = correct

  42. 42
    Shy little schoolgirlg pig tails, the lot. says:

    Guido, you deleted my post.
    If you don’t put it back up, I’ll say you jimmy Savilled me yonks ago.
    They’ll believe me and bang you up.

  43. 43
    Anonymous says:

    Clifford would be one helluva scalp.

  44. 44
    Sally says:

    Hopefully he can get it up, unlike John.

  45. 45
    Anonymous says:

    Turns my stomach to think of this old codger going at it with some dog.

  46. 46
    Gentleman of the Jury says:

    Was this policy decision approved by Fatty pang on the top floor?

  47. 47
    Kwizling says:

    You’re irony board broke this morning?

  48. 48
    Handycock (Teen Fondler) says:

    Why didn’t you ask ,me to any of your parties Max, I would have really livened them up. Boaz.

  49. 49
    Another perv says:

    I do not wish to know any details about pervs.

  50. 50
    Disco Biscuit says:

    “I didn’t allow… anyone underage to come.” That may be so, but did they go to the sex parties?

  51. 51
    Number 6 says:

    I would like to know how many pbc (peadophile broadcasting company) ‘stars’ attended – bet there would be more than a few.

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