December 14th, 2012

Max Moments: I Banned Underage Girls From Sex Parties

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Max Clifford tells us in his book Read All About It” that he took extra care to make clear that underage girls were never allowed at his infamous sex parties. According to Clifford:

“The parties initially took place about once a month, then weekly. I became the ringmaster, a role I like to have in many aspects of life, and particularly when I’m in the middle of big stories. The parties became my circus and various people performed in different ways. I didn’t allow drugs to be taken or anyone underage to come… Although what I’ve done is certainly immoral, sexual procuring has never bothered me as long as the people involved have been old enough to know what they’re doing.”

A helpful disclaimer…

UPDATE: In his own words…


51 Comments

  1. 1
    142857 says:

    Seventh.

  2. 2
    Hank the Cat says:

    me,me

  3. 3
    Hank the Cat says:

    Was Saaly Bercow at any of the parties?

  4. 4
    Shocked of Sheen says:

    Filthy so-and-so.

  5. 6
    We want totty says:

    If you could do it, who wouldn’t?

  6. 8
    Literally says:

    ‘anyone underage to come’

    Everybody else did though phnarr phnarr

    • 25
      "Dai the cash in hand" says:

      Funny, the outher week max said “No one checked birth certificats in those days” funny that..

  7. 13
    Kcud akcuf says:

    Ed Miliband: every Briton should speak English
    http://www.guardian.co.uk/politics/2012/dec/14/miliband-english-language-integration

    Why don’t you then? Ohhh…………………………

    You’re not a Briton!

  8. 14
    Daveid Icke says:

    What about the rumours of bestiality and under age chimps, and the python story,not forgetting the duck and octopus rumour, we need to know..

  9. 15
    bergen says:

    It’s beginning to sound as if he has much to be worried about.

  10. 16
    Ja d ed Jea n says:

    Max has got classic signs of Narcissistic Personality Disorder. Axis II Cluster B.

    Beware of these types beacuse like drug addicts (and MPs too), they seek supply.

  11. 20
    Anonymous says:

    What an absolutely charming man. He is credit to the UK.

  12. 27
    Long John Silver's parrot says:

    Thank Christ we have Max Clifford to defend morals in public life.

    We are so lucky to have him.

  13. 29
    Max Clifford - honestly says:

    Ha ha, that fooled you! You actually believed something I wrote!! It was a pack of lies, of course. Ah – but can you believe I’m telling the truth when I say I was lying? Or is that a lie too?

    • 48
      Handycock (Teen Fondler) says:

      Why didn’t you ask ,me to any of your parties Max, I would have really livened them up. Boaz.

      • 51
        Number 6 says:

        I would like to know how many pbc (peadophile broadcasting company) ‘stars’ attended – bet there would be more than a few.

  14. 33
    The Sun Says says:

    Max ate my Beaver!

  15. 34
    Margaret Moran says:

    Max seems a trustworthy sort of guy.

  16. 39
    Dr Evil says:

    What a vile man he has turned out to be.

  17. 40
    David Bellamy says:

    Some nice pampas grass I see behind you Max

  18. 42
    Shy little schoolgirlg pig tails, the lot. says:

    Guido, you deleted my post.
    If you don’t put it back up, I’ll say you jimmy Savilled me yonks ago.
    They’ll believe me and bang you up.

  19. 49
    Another perv says:

    I do not wish to know any details about pervs.

  20. 50
    Disco Biscuit says:

    “I didn’t allow… anyone underage to come.” That may be so, but did they go to the sex parties?


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Rod Liddle on the loony UN sexism special rapporteur:

“There is more sexism in Britain than in any other country in the world, according to a mad woman who has been sent here by the United Nations.

Rashida Manjoo is a part-time professor of law at Cape Town University in the totally non-sexist country of South Africa (otherwise known as Rape Capital Of The World).

Mrs Magoo has been wandering around with her notebook and is appalled by the sexist “boys’ club” culture here, apparently.

I don’t doubt we still have sexism in the UK. But is it worse than in, say, Saudi Arabia, d’you think, honey-lamb? Or about 175 other countries? Get a grip, you doolally old bat.”



orkneylad says:

What’s he been doing FFS, mining bitcoins?


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