Max Moments: I Banned Underage Girls From Sex Parties
Max Clifford tells us in his book “Read All About It” that he took extra care to make clear that underage girls were never allowed at his infamous sex parties. According to Clifford:
“The parties initially took place about once a month, then weekly. I became the ringmaster, a role I like to have in many aspects of life, and particularly when I’m in the middle of big stories. The parties became my circus and various people performed in different ways. I didn’t allow drugs to be taken or anyone underage to come… Although what I’ve done is certainly immoral, sexual procuring has never bothered me as long as the people involved have been old enough to know what they’re doing.”
A helpful disclaimer…
UPDATE: In his own words…
Seventh.
F5th
Max ate my beaver!
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Was this policy decision approved by Fatty pang on the top floor?
Turns my stomach to think of this old codger going at it with some dog.
Clifford would be one helluva scalp.
me,me
Was Saaly Bercow at any of the parties?
“my lovely mate”
Hopefully he can get it up, unlike John.
t tat for a twat
What’s the tattoo say ” all welcome”?
So 1990s chav footballer…
“Was Saaly Bercow at any of the parties?”
No…but I was!
I’ve got a special offer on this Christmas Angus, just give me a call
will sally have welcome tattooed on her rug !!!
“Please wipe your feet before entering”
or, more realistically
“Hold on to my boots boys, I’m going in”
Tattoo tramp
Filthy so-and-so.
If you could do it, who wouldn’t?
‘anyone underage to come’
Everybody else did though phnarr phnarr
Funny, the outher week max said “No one checked birth certificats in those days” funny that..
Ed Miliband: every Briton should speak English
http://www.guardian.co.uk/politics/2012/dec/14/miliband-english-language-integration
Why don’t you then? Ohhh…………………………
You’re not a Briton!
Its your you ignoramus…..
It’s it’s you fool.
You’re = you are = correct
You’re irony board broke this morning?
I doeth speakth engwish you wepwobate!
What about the rumours of bestiality and under age chimps, and the python story,not forgetting the duck and octopus rumour, we need to know..
Calm down dear it’s only PR.
I tell you, that Ken Livingstone had lizards everywhere.
It’s beginning to sound as if he has much to be worried about.
Max has got classic signs of Narcissistic Personality Disorder. Axis II Cluster B.
Beware of these types beacuse like drug addicts (and MPs too), they seek supply.
I concur.
Max Clifford in Cluster fuck.
It is all over the net like a rash from one his events.
What an absolutely charming man. He is credit to the UK.
Indeed he is.
Ah jimmy, the ultimats “Get out of jail card” dead simples, and your tax free being dead too…hmmmm lot to be said for being dead…
Thank Christ we have Max Clifford to defend morals in public life.
We are so lucky to have him.
Ha ha, that fooled you! You actually believed something I wrote!! It was a pack of lies, of course. Ah – but can you believe I’m telling the truth when I say I was lying? Or is that a lie too?
Why didn’t you ask ,me to any of your parties Max, I would have really livened them up. Boaz.
I would like to know how many pbc (peadophile broadcasting company) ‘stars’ attended – bet there would be more than a few.
Max ate my Beaver!
Max seems a trustworthy sort of guy.
What a vile man he has turned out to be.
Some nice pampas grass I see behind you Max
Guido, you deleted my post.
If you don’t put it back up, I’ll say you jimmy Savilled me yonks ago.
They’ll believe me and bang you up.
I do not wish to know any details about pervs.
“I didn’t allow… anyone underage to come.” That may be so, but did they go to the sex parties?