December 14th, 2012

Caption Contest Winner

brianLast week’s belated caption contest winner is Chooky with this effort, the best of a very mediocre set of entries:

“After Cameron tells Leveson where to put his report, the Lord Justice regrets writing the 4th Volume.”

Get in touch for your copy of Geoffrey Robertson’s “Mullah’s Without Mercy”. Let’s try harder this week


41 Comments

  1. 1
    Kebab Time says:

    Congratulations Winner :)

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  2. 2
    Tom Tomos says:

    Damned with faint praise.

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  3. 3
    Gordon Brown says:

    You can polish a turd but first you must roll it in sequins. Its the right thing to do.

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  4. 4
    Welshracer says:

    Who you have to sleep with to win this competition?

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  5. 5
    Sir William W says:

    Mediocre perhaps, but most of them better than the winner.

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  6. 6
    EC1 PhD says:

    Mediocre set of entries? Fucking Booker prize panel you ain’t!

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  7. 7
    He who no longer posts says:

    Condescending cυnt.

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  8. 8
    Leveson says:

    How to you ruin Order Order? Stick that muppet Owen Jones on it. I’m guessing he’s Guido Fawkes’s new poster boy by all the threads they’re giving him.

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  9. 10
    THIS is a good prank call says:

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  10. 11
    JH234432145211 says:

    What do you fucking expect, Voltaire?

    The picture was shit.

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  11. 15
    HMMM says:

    What did he win, Levesons 5th volume?.

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  12. 16
    carry on captioning says:

    A finger of fudge from Guido more like.

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  13. 18
    Gordon Brown says:

    I think I should have won with the witty line “Leveson stands up because its the right thing to do.” Wibble

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  14. 20
    Contains small parts says:

    US chat star rates Hugh Grant ‘most unpleasant’ guest

    Jon Stewart: my least favourite guest (and we’ve had dictators on).

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  15. 21
    ah! monika's moniker is a gonner says:

    US chat star rates Hugh Grant ‘most unpleasant’ guest

    Jon Stewart: my least favourite guest (and we’ve had dictators on)

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    • 25
      Your Lord Justice Leveson says:

      I thoroughly concur.

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    • 30
      Sir William W says:

      DOn’t you mean Huge Rant?

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    • 34
      JH3245457345123 says:

      People seem to think Hugh Grant is basically his character from four weddings.

      He’s not. He’s just a cvnt, with an embarrassingly shit list of films to his name.

      Google ‘Liz Hurley in Aria’ and tell me that a man who cheats on that for some ghetto car sex is not a cvnt. Go on.

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  16. 23
    Margaret Hodge says:

    I only have tiny, tiny, tiny shares.

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  17. 27
    Moah's book of boatbuiding says:

    It’s a fix.

    “mediocre set of entries” – oh cheers!

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  18. 28
    Noah's book of boatbuiding says:

    (oops – typo. Moah?)

    It’s a fix.

    “mediocre set of entries” – oh cheers!

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  19. 31
    Parky says:

    Delete cookies! Simples

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  20. 35
    disgustedoftunbridgewells says:

    Merchant Banker flashes his ring

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