Last week’s belated caption contest winner is Chooky with this effort, the best of a very mediocre set of entries:
“After Cameron tells Leveson where to put his report, the Lord Justice regrets writing the 4th Volume.”
Get in touch for your copy of Geoffrey Robertson’s “Mullah’s Without Mercy”. Let’s try harder this week…
If Dave Were President He’d Have Resigned By Now | Alex Wickham
Loongate: What Happened in the Blue Boar Bar | Simon Walters
Feldman’s Tennis Days With Dave | Telegraph
How Geoffrey Howe Has Lost the Debate | Robin Shepherd
Dave Has Lost Control on Europe | Geoffrey Howe
Lib Dems Should Support EU Referendum | LibDemVoice
Feldman’s Denial | Fraser Nelson
Obama’s Presidency is Imploding | Nile Gardiner
Miliband Could Be a Great PM | Thomas Pascoe
What Are You Really Paying in Income Tax? | TPA
Galloway’s Mad Month | The Commentator
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Tom Harris bemoans the public’s attitude to politicians…
“Mr Oborne echoes the lazy, anti-politics whine we hear so often these days, all based on the absurd notion that politicians were once loved and only fell out of public favour during the expenses scandal. He should take a walk to the Strangers’ Bar. But not to sup with the patrons he seems to despise so much, dearie me, no; he should instead look at the paintings on the corridor outside the bar, which depict the devastating fire which consumed most of the Palace in 1834. And he should reflect on the fact that on that dramatic night, as the Commons went up in flames, a crowd gathered on the South Bank to clap and cheer.”
The thing that Dave needs to work out is which group is more likely to vote Conservative. Mad swivel-eyed loons or mad homosexuals wishing to get married.
Congratulations Winner
Piss off caption contest winning creep.
81lly is jealous because he has never won. One his his fakes did win and 8illy tried to claim the prize.
The Lottery is only 14,000,000-1 against. Better odds.
Damned with faint praise.
You can polish a turd but first you must roll it in sequins. Its the right thing to do.
Who you have to sleep with to win this competition?
Chase me chase me
Ask 8illy.
how would he know?
Not you sheepshagger
Mediocre perhaps, but most of them better than the winner.
+10000
Mediocre set of entries? Fucking Booker prize panel you ain’t!
Condescending cυnt.
quite
How to you ruin Order Order? Stick that muppet Owen Jones on it. I’m guessing he’s Guido Fawkes’s new poster boy by all the threads they’re giving him.
What do you fucking expect, Voltaire?
The picture was shit.
Plus not one rude word in the winning entry. WTF?
C*nt.
What a load of Nobby Stiles.
where’s that focker Eoin got to, he hasn’t sent me any focking money, no I’m not interested in the focking contest just send us your money, now.
My Aunt now retired, did Autocue for YTV and mentioned she saw him sat in their canteen one day about 25 years ago, her comment; “scruffy bastard”, lol.
What did he win, Levesons 5th volume?.
A finger of fudge from Guido more like.
I think I should have won with the witty line “Leveson stands up because its the right thing to do.” Wibble
I you had just used the phrase “bigoted woman”, you would have, too late now though.
US chat star rates Hugh Grant ‘most unpleasant’ guest
Jon Stewart: my least favourite guest (and we’ve had dictators on).
US chat star rates Hugh Grant ‘most unpleasant’ guest
Jon Stewart: my least favourite guest (and we’ve had dictators on)
I thoroughly concur.
DOn’t you mean Huge Rant?
People seem to think Hugh Grant is basically his character from four weddings.
He’s not. He’s just a cvnt, with an embarrassingly shit list of films to his name.
Google ‘Liz Hurley in Aria’ and tell me that a man who cheats on that for some ghetto car sex is not a cvnt. Go on.
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Delete cookies! Simples
I only have tiny, tiny, tiny shares.
It’s a fix.
“mediocre set of entries” – oh cheers!
How about a Hogg-roast in honour of the winner ?
(oops – typo. Moah?)
It’s a fix.
“mediocre set of entries” – oh cheers!
Merchant Banker flashes his ring
Merchant wanker wakes up in 2008 with ganhdi’s revenge after his chicken tindaloo the night before.
Keith Allan can f*ck off