December 13th, 2012

WATCH: President Bartlet v ‘Dr’ Eoin Clarke


  1. 1
    He who no longer posts says:

    Another nutter

  2. 2
    Mill E Tant says:


  3. 3
    R Dixie says:

    Well his credibility is rather um… shot to pieces – ok in tatters. If I were him, I’d not be publishing/posting anything for next 6 months or so which will allow him to brush up on his research techniques. As in, actually get som.

  4. 4
    R Dixie says:

    * some. Sorry trigger finger :(

  5. 5
    Tom Watson says:

    This Big Mac isn’t big enough. You’re going to fucking regret that.

  6. 6
    Cradley Heathen says:

    ‘Ommer ‘um Cradley

  7. 7
    Charlie Sheen says:

    PhD = Pretty Huge Dick – sums up Eoin Clarke quite nicely.

  8. 8
    He who no longer posts says:

    ♪♫ ♪♫ ♪♫ ♪♫ ♪♫
    I like fracking,
    I like fracking,
    I like fracking and I like to frack.
    ♪♫ ♪♫ ♪♫ ♪♫ ♪♫

  9. 9
    Kebab shop owners need to invest in some deodorant says:

    OMG first LOL!!!

  10. 10

    Read his grovelling apology on his Greenbenches websites to Virgin Care. Jesus this guy’s a lightweight.

  11. 11
    Luke Bozier says:

    Mine’s bigger!

  12. 12
    Highlight of last night's comedy awards says:

    The Lenny Henry reference will have you in stitches. He won’t be too happy about it though.

  13. 13
    Irish feminism started on the Dublin to Liverpool ferry says:

    Give me directions to your nearest abortion clinic yer Fekin brit proddy dog bastard.

  14. 14
    Hedley Lamarr says:

    Why isn’t this post tagged ‘Twat Watch’?

  15. 15
    Mrs Doyle says:

    Oh bejesus. Should I burn my bra or my tea cosy?

  16. 16
    Call me Dave says:

    Why is a Kebab shop owner telling me he loves me?

  17. 17
    Guido Fawkes says:

    My position on fracking remains absolutely clear.


  18. 18
    been there done that says:

    Fuck off Sc.

  19. 19

    Funny, but could those credits have moved any faster?

  20. 20
    Highlight of last night's comedy awards says:

    That’s the same with all programmes though. They speed through credits so they can fit in as many adverts as possible.

  21. 21
    Headly Lamarr says:

    Do you give good head?

  22. 22
    u r wong says:

    Nah its jgm2

  23. 23
    Sally Bercow says:

    Why is Carter-Ruck trending ? * innocent face *

  24. 24
    Rent boy says:

    Neither is your dick

  25. 25
    The Frankfurt School says:

    Our plan to destroy to Ireland is going very well.
    Before long it will be another soddom and Gomorrah.

  26. 26
    Jimmy says:


  27. 27
    R Dixie says:

    Balmy? As in nice weather. Or Barmy as in somewhat crazy?

  28. 28
    well who would have guessed says:

    Stop screwing about and start production now, your stopping the lawyers investing loads of money in Bentleys and Rolls Royce cars and people making a fortune from the fracking company by blaming earth tremors and not piss poor builders.

  29. 29
    CCHQ says:

    Looking for a Londoner who’s preparing for the end of the world next Fri 21st. Can you help? Message or call Kath 07557 157 001

  30. 30
    well who would have guessed says:

    Yeh sod em.

  31. 31
    The Frankfurt School says:

    We are really happy with the 2011 Census.
    The British are a minority in their own capital.

  32. 32
    shurely says:

    Cross-hairs for Ms. Miller?

  33. 33
    Angus Tickler says:

    Eoin is a stupid name that no “Dr” title can salvage.

  34. 34
    Paddy's Pig says:

    Sod ‘em and begorrah!

  35. 35
    Dr Éoin Clarke PhD says:

    It’s me actually.

  36. 36
    Grumpy Old Man says:

    Sod’em and Begorrah?

  37. 37
    I d on't nee d no doctor says:

    Harriett Harman is sorting out an all women safe labour seat for Dr. Eoin Clarke. Harman said that Clarke has those labour values that are hard to find these days. She also added that he can lie and cheat and at the stroke of a pen alter history. In fact he will glorify our tenure between 1997 and 2010.

  38. 38
    Grumpy Old Man says:

    i know a turkey farmer who’s preparing for the world to end for thousands on the 21st.

  39. 39
    I d on't nee d no doctor says:

    ….a minority in their own lifetimes

  40. 40

    Who the fuck are you?

    (Sorry again Virgin Care)

  41. 41
    Black and Tan (no not Dianne Abbott) says:

    Fuck off pikey

  42. 42
    70's rock band says:

    It’s a gas man, a real gas.

  43. 43
    I d on't nee d no doctor says:

    I know, I’ve eaten Bernard Matthews shit before.

  44. 44
    "Dr" John Reid says:

    Thank fuck I thought it was me !

  45. 45
    Grrr says:

    This is a dig at popular Conservative radio show host Dr Laura – who isn’t a real doctor but has aPhysiology PHD.

    This was a Lefty show, Lefty writers actors and of course promoted to the heavens by the Lefty BBC.= at the time whem their hated enemy George W was in office. It was basically champaign Marxists jerking off over their sexy Playmate of the month president on TV.

    Dr Laura a strong Conservative – is obviously portrayed as an evil, dishonest bitch – as Conservative women generally are.

  46. 46
    Pundit Too says:

    If Guido did some research on the doctorates of our esteemed current and past MP’s and Ministers he would find some delightful titbits.
    In the last government one Home Secretary had his doctorate in slavery, I believe based on Liverpool history. He was one of the better ones.

  47. 47
    Abu Qatadi - rabble rouser says:

    A minority in England in my lifetime.
    Thank you my Labour comrades.

  48. 48
    BBC - Labour Says, Labour Says, Guardian states says:

    He will not take over from us. Promoting a rosy picture of the UK in this period is our job.
    We may get in touch with him later.

  49. 49
    Frackland Islander says:

    Yup, can feel the vibes from here.

  50. 50
    Cornish pasty ooh aarr says:

    1997 – 2010 is not a tenure, it’s a thirteenure.

  51. 51
    Why I hated this show says:

    I watched a few episodes of this show but had to switch off as I could no longer stand the self righteous and sanctimonious characters who in the main were meant to be civil servants but who clearly believed themselves to be born to rule. Their sense of entitlement was nauseous .

  52. 52
    I d on't nee d no doctor says:

    I’ve lost the will to reply, oh no I haven’t.

  53. 53
    Gordoon Bruin PhD says:

    Mine’s got one eye

  54. 54
    keredybretsa says:

    Real little intellectual innit.

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